That LARRY SHOW

The poker table in the desert where space aliens play 5-Card Draw ▲ The place where you can find all the crap in the world ▲ The difference between crap and sh*t ▲ How many days of our lives do we waste searching for misplaced crap? ▲ Why does the Mojave lure beings from other galaxies? ▲ Doll-Head Art -- what is it and where can you buy some - cheap? ▲ Why do they play Beach Boys music in the high desert? ▲ Unlock every mystery, in this very special episode!

Sex Magick in the Mojave - how Scientology's founder and the father of the U.S. space program teamed up to conjure the demon whore of Babalon ▌The INTEGRATRON - the dome in the desert that's a time machine ▌The dinosaurs that guard Palm Springs ▌How today's tech is tomorrow's landfill ▌The last big idea mankind will ever have ▌Want to know the future? Listen!

Gender Reveal Parties - a ticket to the morgue? ▲ Why do parents think people care about their kid's sex? ▲ Why did Larry lock himself in a toilet for a day? ▲ The reasons most parties suck ▲ Why all parties, forever, will be masquerades ▲ 3 party foods that will gag a maggot ▲ When Larry likes blindfolds ▲ This episode can save your life!

How did America get to be so stupid? ■ Larry wins an argument and loses a girlfriend ■ America's intellectual bar is set by Barney, the purple dinosaur ■ Why JFK enrages stateists ■ HUGE lies the government is telling you ■ Chicom nukes are headed your way - you're gonna love 'em! ■ The Great Reset we all should embrace ■ What do Larry and Fran Lebowitz agree on?

Is Bruce Springsteen Jesus or Moses? ▲ Why are advertising execs dumber than worms? ▲ Why celebrity endorsements always spell disaster ▲ Springsteen's sequel to Born To Run - revealed! ▲ WTF is a "Sustainable Mobility Solution?" Jeep's parent company, a European conglomerate, has the answer ▲ If you're fed up with phony people, corporations and causes, this is your episode!

Why are Bass Pro Shops America's cultural divide? ▲ What's the real reason coastal elites hate Classic America? ▲ How did cowboys go from heroes to villains? ▲ Can anyone eat a 72 oz. steak dinner in under an hour? ▲ Did Casey Jones really crash his train or was he set up? ▲ Why Nashville is way cooler than L.A. ▲ What does Larry have in common with Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz? ▲ ALL IS REVEALED, in the 4th and final part of the Road Trip Redux

.Meet the VEAL people ▲The Great Reset – why it's a Commie plot ▲ How SJWs & snowflakes made JFK a villain ▲ What will Duke Nukem say to you? ▲ The lethal cure that can save America ▲ Why easy times make weak men – and women ▲ What made the greatest generation great?

The 108 - foot, concrete VAGINA that's tearing Brazil apart ▲ Kids - to have or not to have them ▲ When is it time to dump your girlfriend? ▲ 2 insurmountable issues that will doom any romance ▲ Why do women love the word "commitment?" ▲ Why "student loan forgiveness" is a Commie crock ▲ How to create your own holiday and piss everyone off

The new American hellscape ▼ Why 2021 is 1919 redux ▼ The death of truth and freedom ▼ America is split among IDGAFs, LUTFAs and ASTCO's - what are they and which are you? ▼ How did we get here? ▼ Where do politicians come from? (and how can we send them back?) ▼ Why cancel culture IS American culture ▼ Don't let them cancel you!

Larry's predictions for 2021 ▲ Why politicians think they are gods ▲ Why the swamp is really a sewer ▲ How Ashli Babbitt could have saved her own life (and been loved by politicians and the media) ▲ Why "legislator" and "aristocrat" are synonyms ▲ The root cause of America's turmoil ▲ 10 senators and congressmen who've been stealing from you for 384 years ▲ Why there will NEVER be term limits ▲ If you've had a belly-full of political parasites - THIS IS YOUR EPISODE!

Why you should ignore New Year's Eve/Day ▲ What the fear merchants are trying to sell you ▲ The way idiots think about New Years ▲ The brutal truth about the New Year holiday (it will set you free) ▲ How Larry finally got his fantasy New Year's Eve party ▲ The monster that lived in Larry's closet ▲ What made 5 year-old Larry puke on New Year's Eve? ▲ A Happy New Year is impossible unless you hear this episode!

Larry meets a hero in the Texas panhandle ▲ Where can you get the WORLD'S BEST HAMBURGER?▲ Discover the club - comprised of idiots - that runs our lives ▲ Why Larry should be appointed U.S. Secretary of Transportation ▲ Larry apologizes to Peanuts creator Charles Schulz ▲ What is Christmas really about?

What is the FEAR INDEX? ♠ Discover the Sheriff's Rules that Larry mocked ♠ What are Costume Kooks? ♠ How did they bring Larry to an epiphany? ♠ What the words quaint, charming, rustic and sun-drenched really mean and why you're in for a lousy hotel or motel stay when you see them ♠ Meet the Fear Freak hotelier that Larry pissed off ♠ If you're saying F.U. to lockdowns, you need to hear this episode!

Will "The Great Reset" be led by the Anti-Christ? ┼ Which US State Governor is today's King Herod? (Hint: he's butt ugly) ┼ When will the Star of Bethlehem re-appear? ┼ What will it mean? ┼ What happened when the star appeared, 800 years ago? ┼ How is today's world the same as it was 2,000 years ago? ┼ What were JC's two favorite words?

From ghost towns to ghost nation - what Larry learned about America over 7,000 miles ■ Explore Uranus - not the planet, the roadside attraction in the Ozarks (yes, It's a fudge factory!) ■ Discover the two Americas, why one hates the other, and which one Larry prefers ■ Which sleaze-BAG career politician screwed YOU out of near 2 TRILLION dollars that might have saved your business? Hit the road with Larry - and get ready to rage!

Meet DETRITUS-27 - the Cosmic Doom Germ!▲Nuke-haters will LOVE nukes, when they promise SAFETY!▲What is OSFAP, and how will the sheeple FAP for Safety?▲The monolith that will re-set the planet▲How Insta-Martyrs become famous▲Learn how GUBMNT says to SAVE people, we must KILL people

Lonely Thanksgiving? Blues-beating fixes that work ■ Thanksgiving with obnoxious family? Larry has answers ■ Larry abuses tyrannical punk governors ■ LIVE RECORDING of family Thanksgiving as it DESCENDS into VIOLENCE! ■ Holiday advice from Charles Manson ■ How renaming Thanksgiving Flag Day and dressing like a 4-star general can make you an Instagram star

How The Godfather would be re-made today ■ The difference between males and men ■ Why Communism is a matriarchal construct ■ Were Hippies the original snowflakes? ■ Why Karl Marx was NOT a man, but a leech and a punk ■ Why the EU and North America are doomed ■ Why Commies hate manly men ■ The business / app that can save manhood and America! ■ If you are a man or just wish you were, this is your episode!

Thrust into hell? Learn how to turn it into a fun zone ■ How do we create our own hells? ■ How do we escape them? ■ Hell is real, but it's not a place - discover what hell really is and you can tame it ■ Meet the old cowboy who helped Larry turn a hellish experience into a fun memory ■ Why Will Rogers was full of sh*t ■ This episode is your get out of hell free card. Listen!

Why Commies need morons▲ Wall St. billionaires predict civil war ▲ The moronic catch phrase "journos" will be parroting ▲ Stupid people and their "magical thinking" ▲ How Larry almost killed himself with Nestle's Quik ▲ Why imbeciles think they can tame wild animals ▲ Feeling uncertain about your future? This is YOUR episode!

The 4-word weight-loss program that ALWAYS works ■ Secrets to sticking with a diet ■ Is obesity a disease? ■ Two words that help you meet any challenge ■ What the world says when you tell it F.U. ■ How Larry's 5th grade teacher got to be a 1/4 ton man ■ The TRUE cause of obesity nobody mentions ■ If you want to lose weight - or muscle up - this is your episode!

Meet the vamp who lures Larry to corruption and the netherworld ♦ How Kalifornia is outlawing holidays, beginning with Halloween ♦ Larry calls out Kalifornia's progressive punk governor ♦ Attend the world's hottest Halloween party ♦ What kids really want out of Halloween ♦ How today's kids are ripped off by helicopter parents, the state and "safety culture" .

Where do politician/sleazebags (those are synonyms) come from? ● How to spot their lies ● Just how stupid are they? ● Are you more likely to get rich working for a corporation or the government? ● How did "lockdown" come to be accepted by the American sheeple? ● When is it okay to stab someone in their guts? ● Don't even think of voting before hearing this episode!

Why most school is CRAP ♠ The dangerous job we all do that can destroy us ♠ What are the only 3 things you really need? ♠ The X-factor that guarantees success ♠ What is Parkinson's Law and how is it ruining you life? ♠ How time sucks are actually success sucks ♠ The phrase that enables you to accomplish anything ♠ This episode will change you life - listen!

Discover autumn's greatest fragrance and maybe go to jail ■ Why NYC mayor is certifiably psychotic and may be re-naming himself Napoleon ■ WTF is a "GALA ?" ■ Larry delivers a classic American story that Commies hate ■ Larry commands hackers to wreck "Nipple Rings" Cuomo's Columbus Day virtual parade with dancing coffins and ghosts that fly up his beer-can nostrils ■ Why Starbucks is sh*t and Dunkin Donuts is great ■ You're not ready for Fall - or life - until you hear this episode!

Meet the British dominatrix inside Larry's laptop ▲What book changed Larry's life? ▲ How to laugh at death and destruction ▲ Who is stealing your peace? ▲ Why does peace beat happiness? ▲ What is FOMO and how is it a peace thief?▲ Take the Consumer Pledge of Allegiance ▲ If your life is spinning out of control, this is your episode!

Aliens WILL invade! What will be their Trojan Horse? ♠ Korean Muscle Jesus is coming... and he's pissed! ♠ Why scientists are whores and their science is crap ♠ An insider's description of hell ♠ Larry junks a "journo" ♠ Which states will secede in Civil War 2.0? ♠ For 2020, the worst is yet to come ♠ You have questions? Larry has answers, in this listen or die episode!

Meet: a PSYCHO in Oklahoma ■ a SOLDIER in the fight of his life ■ a guardian ANGEL TRUCKER ■ What 3 local businesses say "you're in DANGER?" ■ Why L.A. is already a ghost town in-the-making ■ Which states are cucked / which are not? ■ Special bonus: Larry records his own outro music ■ All this and more in the conclusion of Larry's Forbidden Road Trip!

An ancient, wise Kentuckian gives Larry an ominous prediction ■ The "historic" tavern that wasn't ■ Meet the woman who's fighting ghosts in Hayti, Missouri ■ The greatest motel chain you never heard of ■ The "Mexican" meal that could gag a maggot ■ Which states are cucked and which are not? ■ The last two employers all Americans may soon be working for ■ Is America doomed? Find out, in Part 3 of Larry's Forbidden Road Trip!

What happens when Larry demands a full refund from the Hell Motel in Oklahoma? ▲ Take a wet, white-knuckle drive through an electrical storm in the Allegheny mountains ▲ Ride out a hurricane and 4-day power-failure in the northeast ▲ Experience a seizure with Moose at 3 am in West Virginia ▲ Why does NYC still suck and who is responsible? ▲ Which has the pukier governor, NY or Wisconsin?▲ The journey continues!

Break quarantine with Larry and hitch a ride on his 6,000 mile journey in search of America ▲ Are we a nation in ruins? ▲ Can America recover from Covid and Commies? ▲ How much of what the media dishes up is lies? ▲ Why the Jack in the Box clown kicks Ronald McDonald's ass ▲ Motel Hell ▲ Ride along on the trippiest of trips...

Larry (in a Pontiac) battles Psycho Steroid Hercules • Where are the pointiest chix in North America? • Larry almost becomes a victim • The ultimate pointy chick arcade game • Secrets to your best summer ever • How to teach a four-year-old to body surf • Meet Larry's T.N.S Dad • And more, more, more!

What's a fecal transplant, and how is it done? (It's revolting!) ■ What's a "sensitive?" ■ What have they in common? ■ What current social malaise did a famous comedian predict in 2008? ■ Where is the town of Snowflake, USA and why do snowflakes live there? ■ What famed stage psychic read Larry's mind (and what did he see?) ■ Whether you're a canary in the coal mine or block of emotionless granite, you need this episode!

What's on her secret first-date check list? ♥ No eligible women in your vicinity? Larry has the answer ♥ The pitfalls/benefits of dating an ex-addict (yes, there can be benefits!) ♥ Why females hold 90% of the cards on dates ♥ Why dating is insane ♥ Key elements of long-term compatibility ♥ Whether incel or man-whore, you NEED this episode!

The 7-foot, 400 lb., GIANT that lived in Larry's Maytag ■ Larry tops GOD with his end-of-the-world scenario ■ Larry proves the Bible, the Torah and the Vedas WRONG! ■ Were Do Applewhite and the Hale-Bopp idiots right? ■ What the comet NEOWISE is telling mankind ■ Why The Day The Earth Stood Still was Commie propaganda ■ If you think the world is spinning off its axis, this is your episode!

DISCOVER: Dr. Fauci's prediction for GLOBAL MORTALITY due to Covid-19 ♠ The 2-part prophylactic regimen that renders him IMMUNE! ♠ How effective will the vaccine be? ♠ He confirms Covid-19 was created in a CHI-COM lab ♠ Which type of MASK is SAFEST? ♠ This episode can SAVE YOUR LIFE!

The Distant Early Warning system chicks use to evaluate you ▲ How be ahead of the pack in business, romance and more ▲ Are you in a "Square Peg" relationship? They're common and poison! ▲ The night all of Los Angeles stood up to PC pressure groups ▲ How an insurance company and a contractor tried to screw Larry ▲ All this and more in this heads up episode!

Why Commies want to cancel the 4th of July ▲The 4th of July - a holiday for MEN ▲ The true meaning of Independence Day ▲ Explosives you should love ▲ How Commies are using Karens, Kids and K-9s to cancel 4th of July ▲ What YOU need to do to FIGHT BACK! ▲ Why Larry LOVES the 4th of July, and you should too.

The secret location where the last sexy Pirelli calendar is still on display ▲ Why Larry went ballistic in a corporate tire store ▲ How car repair outfits rip you off ▲ The can't-miss marketing platform that guarantees business success ▲ How a merchant made Larry a customer for life ▲ The two "P" words that mean you're gonna get screwed ▲ What Keurig coffee, Ellen DeGeneres, WiFi and the new Pirelli calendars have in common

Life lessons from Larry's Dad ■ Henry the Rooster - a house pet for a month ■ How helicopter parents steal from their kids ■ Larry reels in a sea-monster ■ Why are dads bashed by the media? ■ If you have a father, are a father or plan on being a father - this is your episode.

Life lessons from Larry's Dad ■ Henry the Rooster - a house pet for a month ■ How helicopter parents steal from their kids ■ Larry reels in a sea-monster ■ Why are dads bashed by the media? ■ If you have a father, are a father or plan on being a father - this is your episode.

WTF is the "O-SQUAD?" ♠ When and how to deploy it for maximum laughs ♠ Questions that invite violence ♠ The creepy co-worker who demanded Larry's friendship ♠ How to light anyone's fuse ♠ Dealing with a problem mother-in-law ♠ How a cop and a purse snatcher fueled laughs for days and nicknames forever ♠ Nice may be smart, but nasty is a lot more fun -- proven here, in this ultra snarky episode!

It's not "civil unrest," it's a Commie coup orchestrated to take down America ▲ The Commie organizations that are behind the violence - NAMED ▲ The REAL reason America teeters on the edge of disaster ▲ The Commie politicians that are helping Antifa take over America - NAMED ▲ What's really behind cops "taking a knee" - (it's SICK)▲ The Commie politicians who change their names - same as Hitler, Trotsky and other monsters ▲ It's OPEN SEASON ON COMMIES at That LARRY SHOW!

Why is Central Park Karen an omen that the 2020 SCAMdemic is nearly over? ■ What made her do what she did? (It wasn't fear) ■The paths to self destruction and how you can avoid them ■The 6-letter phrase that protects you from self-destruction ■ Copper Stallion - the company that's even dumber than its name ■ Nothing's more fun that stupid people doing stupid things!

What are the four pillars of inceldom? ♠ What are incels' secret signals? ♠ What is "skull-mogging," and why is Larry guilty of it? ♠ Why will Incel Terrorism be embraced by law-enforcement (even though it's bullshit)? ♠ Spotting an Incels by their wardrobe ♠ Tragic names that DOOM a guy to inceldom - (if your name's on the list, change it!) ♠ This special Memorial Day episode will help you start your summer right.

The following creeps DO NOT want the pandemic to end: quarantine snitchers, loser-doomers, fear-mongers and panic pushers - why do they love the Wuhan virus? ▲ What's the most corrupt organization in the world?▲ Who is "Dr." Teddy-weddy and why does he suck? ▲ What will the post-pandemic world look like?▲ The hit YouTube video that says the virus is a good thing ▲ If this episode doesn't piss you off, you're already dead!

What did Larry's South Korean girlfriend teach him? ♦ Do dogs bark differently in Korea? ♦ Do game show hosts sound the same at home? ♦ Why are there no female game-show hosts? ♦ What's the soundtrack of your life - 007 or Good, Bad & Ugly? ♦ Who is that little man living inside Larry's head? ♦ Why is Jeopardy! the crappiest game show of all time? ♦ What does mung mung mean in Korean? ♦ All this and more in this audio feast of an episode!

Is timing everything? ▲ What if Weinstein and Epstein had waited until the Corona panic – would anyone have cared?▲ The 5-minute delayed call that changed everything for Larry ▲ How Larry re-created the Scottish moors in his living room ▲ Can you over-think a decision? ▲ Leave you luggage at home, this time trip is clothing-optional!

How quarantine is killing people ▲ The Govt. snitch app you can download to rat on your neighbor ▲ What's your quaran-TEAM, the SHABs or the GOAWAs? ▲ Why Corona is better than cancer ▲ Larry plays guitar for the SHABS & GOAWAs ▲ If you've had a belly-full of lockdown, you NEED this episode!

The four elements that make suckers suckers ■ Coronavirus: the new marketing platform that should piss you off ■ Why corporate America loves stupid and lazy consumers ■ Corporations we should hate ■ How they insult our intelligence ■ Larry's advertising epiphany ■ How X-ray specs made somebody rich and jackasses out of every buyer ■ The 'solar-powered clothes dryer' and the venerable con-man who created it ■ Glossary of lies politicians use to dupe voters