That LARRY SHOW

Larry meets the Wolf of Wall St. ■ When being alone is beneficial ■ The wisdom of an Alice Cooper lyric ■ What the wind phone can do for you ■ Why the copycat USA wind phone beats the original in Japan

Lurid tale of the Hatchet Hitcher - what NETFLIX missed ■ America's love/hate with heroes ■ Why media cut terms "workplace violence" and "disgruntled employee" ■ "Assault pistols" - new gun-grabbers term ■ The fake mass-shooter archetype ■ Guiding principle Larry learned from Conan the Barbarian's dad

How to ID Commies better than AI does ■ Larry's epiphany re: female deceptions ■ The two biggest American Commies (guess!) ■ Why ugly Commies hate attractive people ■ 5-point Commie-spotting checklist you need to know

L.A. drowns in Biblical floods - will Larry escape? ■ L.A. museum exhibits coprophagia ■ Death Valley boulders that move ■ Jim Morrison - the un-rock star ■ A Charles Manson prophecy comes true ■ Secrets of Little Tokyo ■ Larry predicts a sci-fi demise for L.A.

"Justice" - the all-purpose Commie suffix that gives morons stiffies ■ LA City pols ban gas stoves/heat/dryers ■ The bigots and racists who run a Commie College ■ Now they've canceled MLK

POINTY CHICKS - EXPLAINED! ▲ Who is the POPE of New Year's Eve? ▲ N.Y. vs Las Vegas New Year's (hint: they BOTH suck) ▲ Meet TONY SPUMONTE ▲ Boring people NYC thinks are exciting ▲ Why Barbados' "Old Year's Night" kicks our New Year's ass

The sexy Santa's helper Larry never forgot ▲ Meet the LUDDITES - high school kids dumping smart phones and social media! ▲ The secret U.S. health crisis - de-mystified ▲ Christmas tree seller/felons ▲ The greatest Christmas story ever told

How That LARRY SHOW was born ▲ Larry rescues a friend and is attacked by a stripper ▲ Larry enters an alternate world on a Christmas long ago ▲ The bucket o' blood bar from another dimension ▲ Larry's NEW SONG that will wreck JOEY's Christmas!

How the acronym H-E-M-I will make you UN-SCAMMABLE! ▲ Recognizing con man tricks ▲ How Madoff set up his victims ▲ What Masons, Mensa and the Mafia have in common ▲ Why politicians were the real villains of the 2008 financial crisis ▲ What the media isn't telling you about FTX

When, where and how to spot a UFO ▲ What really indicates intelligence? ▲ Larry's trifecta of astronomical phenomena ▲ Sedona, Az, kook enclave or locus of enlightenment? ▲ What aliens think of earthlings ▲ Hear a live demo of a medicine wheel ▲ How a UFO sighting changes you forever

Larry's Thanksgiving with the Rolling Stones ■ Why the Pilgrims were ultra-cool bad asses ■ How Commie crud tries to destroy Thanksgiving ■ The once-great parade that's been woke-i-fied ■ Larry's time-traveling/inter-dimensional Thanksgiving ■ Before you eat a morsel of turkey – listen to this!

6 words that are the key to happiness ■ Why "go along to get along" is USA's new motto ■ Mike Tyson KOs a snotty TV host ■ The secret to winning confrontations ■ Why Tyson went to jail and Kobe Bryant didn't ■ How institutions manipulate us ■ Larry disses a charity

TED Talk tool talks out his tuchus ■ Futurecast from dim bulb soyboy ■ Nutjob nurse amputates man's foot - to bronze it ■ Mouth-breathers believe sci-fi is real ■ Do you speak Biden-ese? ■ Immortalize your mind in a flash drive ■ Self-building houses + more hallucinations from nano-brained nitwits

The magic word that will make any male buy any crap at any price ■ Was Chucky the killer doll based on Larry? ■ The jillionaire business woman who sold "dreams in a jar" ■ Are you a "vintage dude" or "aged to perfection?" ■ The great reset Klaus Schwab doesn't want ■ Party City sez age 40 is "Golden Years" zone ■ A corporate birthday party turns deadly

The nightmare that will terrify you ■ Telepathic Trick or Treaters ■ What happened to bums and hobos? ■ Larry visits skid row ■ Larry's re-purposed, recyclable costume ■ How kids are being cheated out of Halloween ■ Creepy parents who have destroyed Halloween ■ How to get more candy

Larry stages a black mass at Catholic school ■ How to make authorities self-destruct ■ The secret to successful capers ■ Why autumn is Larry's fave' season ■ The Jersey snob who lost everything ■ The joy of victim-less crime ■ How to pack your life with adventure

The secret that torments Joey – and may get us all killed ■ The real reason Joey hates Putin ■ What Putin thinks of Joey ■ How the media soft peddles Joey's lies and insanity ■ Why Joey lives in fear ■ if you want to know what's really going on in Joey's skull – this is your episode!

What are KIDULTS and how are they destroying the world? ▲ Is Richard Branson a rich dope?▲ How Jack In The Box kicks McDonald's Ass ▲ The McDonald's jingle that insulted customers ▲ Why millions of Twitidiots follow PEPSI ▲ Why are there hundreds of headless goats in a Georgia river?

What "must-have miracle product" is found only in Chinatown? ■ Why ants are the same as Commies ■ Which cough remedy is on a whore-house menu? ■ What does Larry tell ants before he kills them? ■ Why the EPA must not be trusted ■ Why Chinese tongs will outlast the US Govt.

Why we are all Biden's whores ■ The unspoken phrase that precedes every Biden lie ■ The convict-pimp who was a better man than Biden ■ Who will Joey blame next? ■ Why student-loan deadbeats deserve the finger

How the greatest headline of all time was almost lost ■ A tale of two beheadings ■ Why Oprah's a truth killer ■ There's no YOUR truth, only THE truth ■ Why Commiefornia may be worse than NY ■ How to engineer your own murder via SnapChat

Larry watches a man die as the band plays on ■ Was he killed by Yacht Rock? ■ How Corporatization is killing live music ■ Mercedes Benz "luxury" is a side-order of mac 'n' cheese ■ Another "no-cash" venue you should boycott ■ Is Los Angeles a godless wasteland?

Actual recording of an ICU ventilator "covid" fatality! ■ The "Man on the Street" is "The Idiot On the Street" ■ Words & phrases Commies use to control their minions ■ A chronology of gubmnt Covid scams ■ Pfizer's new 'vax for teens' TV ad - with side-effects! ■ Why most experts are credentialed morons

Actual recording of an ICU ventilator "covid" fatality! ■ The "Man on the Street" is "The Idiot On the Street" ■ Words & phrases Commies use to control their minions ■ A chronology of gubmnt Covid scams ■ Pfizer's new 'vax for teens' TV ad - with side-effects! ■ Why most experts are credentialed morons

Dan Bongino's brave vax confession ■ Why America's division cannot be healed ■ The difference between ASTCOs & LUTFAs ■ Why ASTCOs (Commies) are frightened and furious ■ America's filthiest rest stop is named after BIDEN ■ Why DELAWARE should be re-named UNAWARE ■ Why LUTFAs are happy and cool

PF Flyers or Keds? ■ "Shock-proof Arch" or "Action Wedge?" ■ Why stupid people (of all ages) like clowns ■ How New Balance resurrected PF Flyers and destroyed them with one lousy ad ■ Why Labor Day is a Commie holiday and should be re-named ■ The punishment for adults who rob children of childhood

Why USA is a monarchy & the "royals" that control it ■ Why didn't the FBI investigate FDR when he imprisoned 100k + Japanese-Americans? ■ Which loathed dictator does JOeey resemble? ■ Which genocidal Russian dictator was called "Uncle Joe?" ■ Why some people love a gubmnt boot on their neck

Covid strikes Larry's wife on the road trip ■ Larry meets actual ghosts and zombies at a health food store ■ The aura-cleansing healing crystal you shove up your butt ■ Hippie cure-all hustlers vs Big Pharma - is there a difference? ■ Are the "Pfizer Proud" tattoo idiots still proud? ■ Magic rocks for those with rocks in their heads ■ El Chapo's favorite inspirational meme

Road wreck has Larry thinking murder ■ Which vehicle is 2x more likely driven by a drunk? ■ The real reason people love Route 66 ■ A bigger danger mothers of MADD dare not address ■ 2 words that summarize American culture ■ Feeling alone in a crowd ■ Join Larry on a transcontinental road trip...

What's the Curse of Lake Ronkonkoma? ■ WTF is a Puritron? ■ Why National Lampoons "Vacation" could never be made today ■ What happened to selfie sticks? ■ How the Grand Canyon facilitates Darwinism ■ A tour de force of the Jersey Shore... when it was still fabulous ■ It's vacation season - don't take one until you hear this episode!

UBU - the globalist religion and why you must know about it ■ How Larry made himself an outcast at his workplace ■ How outrage replaced empathy - and why that's killing mankind ■ Why Chicoms love Biden ■ Why gubmnt prefers criminals and junkies to productive citizens ■ Why Biden is a punk's punk

The killer snail that has Tampa in quarantine ■ What is rat lung-worm and why should you avoid it? ■ Why is Cory's Snail Death now called Cory's Snail Killer? ■ The breakfast cereal that may give you diabetes ■ Larry's immortal fish ■ Ingredients you eat that are used in jet fuel

How Bob Dylan made himself a legend ■ 5 steps that will make YOU a legend (no matter your profession) ■ Why the audience at a Dylan concert was the best part of the show ■ Fame-obsessed nut-jobs Larry has known ■ 5 legendary rock bands that tower above all others ■ Larry's evening with Sinatra and the mob ■ BONUS: Larry records custom outro music you will love

Why they killed 007 ■ Where will the world now source cool? ■ The creeps who killed him ■ The US president who was almost 007 ■ The hottest Bond girl of all time ■ How US Gubmnt glamorizes war and makes idiots love it ■ Another Hollywood soyboy kisses Zalenskyy's squishy ass ■ JFK vs. creepy imbecile Biden

Larry's favorite movie - and the wisdom it contains ■ Words and phrases that make us losers ■ The Marine DI who saved Larry's future ■ How children re-wire your brain ■ What military life is really like ■ The 3 levels of learning ■ How Hollywood's war on fathers destroyed America

Larry buys an antique/gets a big surprise ■ Psychometry - real or bunk? ■ Flea market crap that can make you rich ■ A new Commie slogan to hate ■ Why Bezos isn't as smart as he thinks he is ■ The gargantuan online Chinese company you need to avoid

The sickest joke ever told ■ How Johnny Cash pissed away 30,000 gallons a day ■ Vandalism, the new comedic art form ■ What you never knew about "the man in black." ■ A greeniac feeds cake to Mona Lisa ■ Why Larry thinks the painting sux ■ How to make comedy funny again

Why is the term "mass shooting" a leftist construct? ♦ Why "psycho-shooting" is more accurate ♦ Facts Biden chose to omit in his TV address on the Texas school massacre ♦ Which three groups are mostly responsible for increased psycho shootings? ♦ What industry OWNS Biden?

Why Sean Penn & Bono suck ▲ Why attention whores are flocking to Ukraine ▲Why Mitch McConnell is a phony punk ▲ Which is worse? Pelosi or Jill Biden? ▲ How USA became the global cop ▲ If you're sick of fake celebs and pols, this is your episode!

Joey's latest lies - BUSTED ▲ Is America's pendulum swinging back to sanity? ▲ Recent events you NEVER thought would occur ▲ How social media is making everyone sick ▲ Joey's favorite TV shows - revealed!

Why are creepy dolls washing up on a Texas beach? Larry solves the mystery! ▲ The mannequin Larry made famous ▲ How a stuffed squirrel can help you meet women ▲ Why is L.A.'s bizarre quotient declining? ▲ A bizarre NYC custom you never heard of ▲ If life is a bit mundane - this is the fix!

How winners ride out stormy times ▲ The secret "paradise" Larry left when he moved to L.A. ▲ Why are the Dodgers the best team? (hint: it has nothing to do with baseball) ▲ Larry's experience that mimicked "The Shining" ▲ Why Malibu sucks

How did the American Idiocracy happen?▲ The unmentionable reason USA is doomed ▲ 2 bumper stickers that reveal all wisdom ▲ Let's speak ABUSE to power ▲ The worst 16 years in US History ▲ Parents: the new marginalized demographic ▲ Had a belly-full of JOeey & Co.? This is your episode!

Meet Bronx Tina - the antithesis of AOC ▲ Is PETA a crock? ▲ Meet Mona - the 7-pound canine angel saved by lucky timing ▲ How Easter is your ultimate survival tool ▲ Sinners' Sunday re-visited ▲ How Moose came to be guard dog of the TNS Dojo ▲ How to speak Bronx

2 amazing ballsy women who are actually FEMALE! ▲ How gubmnt invents heroes ▲ The Covid hero turnstile ▲ The difference between courage, ballsiness and heroics ▲ How fake heroes undermine authentic ones ▲ The greatest war hero you never heard of ▲ Lock and load, and prepare to engage the enemy!

What Chris Rock SHOULD have said/done to Will Smith ▲ When America began to decay ▲ How Happy Days would look in 2022 ▲ Why Putin is better/smarter than JOeeey ▲ Why De Niro is a punk ▲ Why actors deserve NO respect ▲ More BRILLIANT ADVICE from Charles Manson ▲ This episode is audio ambrosia - LISTEN and LOVE!

Larry flies like SUPERMAN! ▲ Larry rides like Evel Knievel ▲ The 2 key elements of authentic adventure ▲ Why store-bought adventures suck ▲ How to find your true calling ▲ Tuning out killjoys and naysayers ▲ Finding adventure in YOUR life ▲ Larry's NEXT big adventure!

Attempted murder in one of Larry's hangouts ▲ The secret of self-defense ▲ Why maniacs and psychos roam America ▲ Astral projection ride-along with Larry ▲ The Los Angeles Mask-Zombies ▲ How 2 years were stolen from Larry's kids ▲ Corporate judo at the Take No Sh*t Dojo

How we came to accept life in 'Crisis-Mode' ▲ How we facilitate government control of our lives ▲ The new name for 'mainstream media' (and why they'll HATE it) ▲ Easy ways you can destroy big banks and social media ▲ Why voting may be meaningless ▲ Why "Public" is a dirty word ▲ Hate Commies? Love America? HEAR THIS EPISODE!

Copyright, L. Bleidner