That LARRY SHOW

Copyright, L. Bleidner

ACTUAL RECORDING! - S.O.S. call from Trudeau to his mommy! ▲ The secret reason the world is upside-down ▲ How to end abuse from gubmnt and corporations ▲ How to get a CEO fired ▲ Hear Larry beat T-Mobile... step-by-step ▲ The coming judgment day that has tyrants terrified

Larry kicks James Carville's punk/ASTCO ass ▲ How politician/parasites are destroying the world ▲ The looming hyper-inflation crisis ▲ What a TRILLION dollars means now ▲ How JOeeey may destroy America ▲ Why moron pols - from LBJ to Nixon, Bush and JOeey - start wars ▲ New song parody: "Teach Your Sheeple" ▲ Why Canadian Truckers LOVE Larry

Neil Young: ASTCO/air-guitar virtuoso/chooch ▲ Larry re-boots Neil's big hit as "Heart of Compliance" ▲ Why furries are cooler than lapel-pin pols ▲ How to put a stop to political lapel pins ▲ How did Larry predict Charlie Brown's suicide - 5 years in advance!?!? ▲ What Joe Rogan should have told Neil Young ▲ How to end censorship ▲ You want answers? Larry's got 'em!

Larry sees a beer can almost kill a woman ▲ The hardhat who became a shish kebab ▲ The hot-air balloon ride of doom ▲ Do losers make bad luck or does bad luck make losers? ▲ How author Jack London made his own shitty luck ▲ How one woman won FOUR multi-million dollar lottery jackpots - AND YOU CAN TOO! ▲ Wanna change your luck? THIS is your episode!

A friend from Larry's past reveals the KEY TO LIFE ▲ How DOOM PREVENTION became America's largest industry ▲ How politicians leverage doom to control you ▲ Did the Beatles really write their own songs? ▲ The black box in Tasmania built to record the end of the world

Meet JAB-MAN, the 84 year-old with ELEVEN jabs! ▲ Why the Covid orthodoxy is doomed ▲ How Cuomo evaded prosecution for 15,000 nursing home deaths ▲ What politician/parasites are doing NOW to cover their guilty asses ▲ How many COVID deaths were caused by BIDEN's lies?▲TRANSLATED: BIDEN's 1/6 speech of deceit and division

LARRY PREDICTS: 2022's HOTTEST Covid fashion accessory! ▲ HEAR JOeeey flip-flop and BLAME! ▲ SEE: JOeeey walk like a MUMMY!▲ LAUGH: at America's previous mass psychosis ▲ DISCOVER: Larry's SAFETY MANDATE!

How to avoid New Year's disappointment ▲ Why NYC is the LAST place to be on New Year's eve - or ever ▲ DISCOVERED - a white elephant in the Mojave desert! ▲ Why New Year's is the holiday that should be eliminated ▲ You KNOW you hate New Year's - dig this episode and know you are NOT alone!

JOeeeey! Revealed as not only a demented, deceitful career politician, but a certifiable psycho ▲ Hear JOeeeey shoot himself in the foot - repeatedly ▲ DISCOVER how JOeeey and his minions are leveraging OMICRON into their political platform ▲ ACQUIRE - the greatest piece of TLS show merch yet - the LUTFA flexible magnetic sticker! ▲ HEAR the greatest Christmas story ever told

A Bacchanalian Birthday Bash of TLS lore and reveals ▲ Thank-yous and shout outs from Larry to Dojo members ▲ Come hang at the secret club for the coolest party ever with the best crew anywhere — you!

How being voted least likely to succeed helped a dishwasher become a restaurant mogul ▲ The morons who financed NY's Empire State Building ▲ How the Cuomo brothers re-invented stupid ▲ Larry's secret podcasting "process" ▲ The last B&W photo Larry ever took ▲ Larry solves a mystery from his childhood

Larry coaches Biden on pronouncing OMICRON - can JOEY do it? ▲ Can Fauci? ▲ Biden admits he's clueless about new variant ▲ How many weasel words can Biden stuff in 1 sentence? ▲ Joey blames the pandemic on something new ▲ Fauci's pet name for Joey - revealed!

This is the 400th American Thanksgiving - why aren't we celebrating that mile stone? ▲ Why the Pilgrims were LUTFAS ▲ How ASTCO's are trying to delete Thanksgiving ▲ Why I drove 6,000 miles last Thanksgiving ▲ Whether you know it or not, YOU are a PILGRIM ▲ Don't TOUCH that turkey until you've listened to this episode!

What's the new Commie term for "free?"▲ Why "equality" is now a bad word ▲ What Commie word has replaced it?▲ How Mao's Commie take-over mirrors the USA right now ▲ Who was Hogan and why was his goat effed up? ▲ Commies want to put you in chains, and they're doing it with words. Listen to this episode and get wise!

How to survive a human stampede ▲ The horse doctor who runs Pfizer wants to criminalize you ▲ Bag O' Maggots Biden's Covid lies that threaten YOUR life ▲ Psychiatrist says Biden is running a cult ▲ Los Angeles is now a bio-medical surveillance police state ▲ What to pray for now

Meet the cultists who believe JFK Jr. will be resurrected ▲ Meet Mother God, the sleazy kook who bilked boobs out of money and (accidentally) killed herself with her own magic elixir ▲ How cults operate and brainwash their members ▲ Famous organizations that are actually cults ▲ Discover America's new drug cult - it ain't recreational! ▲ Whether you realize it or not - YOU'RE in a cult - listen to this episode and learn which one!

What is the root cause of most disasters? ▲ How would Joeeeey Biden handle war with China? ▲ What could Alec Baldwin have learned from Red Adair? ▲ Is gumbnt lying about passenger behavior on airplanes? ▲ What's the real reason passengers are pissed off? ▲ What 2 words do idiots believe correct all mistakes? ▲ How can we idiot - proof ourselves?

What's an inaptronym, and why does sports bar meet the definition? ▲ What is quality time and how can you infuse your life with it? ▲ Why do self-made things beat hell out of acquisitions? ▲ Why the MATRIX is reality for millions of people ▲ Things that can bring you happiness year-after-year ▲ Whether you are a kid, have been a kid or have kids - this is your episode.

How will America break up? ▲ When will Civil War 2.0 begin? ▲ Why did Kamala nickname herself "Mamaluh?" ▲ Where do ASTCOs come from? ▲ Why do they love tyrants? ▲ Why do they love crowded cities? ▲ What's the only thing ASTCOs can produce? ▲ The REAL Bag O' Maggots Biden

What are KIDULTS / how are they destroying the world? ▲ Who is Dan Andrews and why is he a punk / asshole?▲ What does Dan Andrews have in common with Hitler, Stalin and Mao? ▲ How did Australia become an island prison?▲ U.S. Secretary of HHS has NO medical background - why is he in charge of your health?▲ What is "The Mussolini Treatment," and why is it the hope of the world?

How Americans have become migrants in their own nation ▲ Why big cities self-destruct ▲ How mankind's fate was presaged by an experiment with rats ▲ Are you a slave to a city? ▲ Why slaves of New York never wise up ▲ The office party that fast-tracked Larry's escape from New York ▲ If you're stuck in a rut and desperate for a change, THIS is your episode!

What do insects and chicken have to do with tuna? ▲ Who will be the last 2 men on earth and why will one kill the other? ▲ What drug will they give us once all vaccines fail?▲ What made Covid so successful?▲ What part of Covid are CEO's copying right now? ▲ Why are Aussie punk cops spraying people? ▲ Answers to these and ALL questions are within this episode!

The secret ingredients of success ▲ My encounter with John Delorean ▲ How Delorean helped me win a pumpkin-carving contest ▲ How society conditions us to say yes (and punishes us for saying no) ▲ Why saying no is often wiser ▲ How to game your employer so you win

How to beat the end-of-summer blues ▲ Why day camp sucked ▲ Why Labor Day sucks ▲ Spotting Commies by their duds ▲ How Commies are created▲ Why Commie art sucks ▲ Why Commies suck ▲ How to beat vax mandates ▲ Why the vax-as-miracle narrative is crumbling

2 GARGANTUAN LIES gubmnt uses to control you ▲ Why the war is NOT about a virus, it's about RELIGION ▲ How the US Gubmnt IS a religion ▲ The new study that demolishes Vax passports ▲ The disinformation dozen -how gubmnt will target YOU ▲ The foolproof way to ID a liar ▲ Listen to this episode and wise up!

Larry sees and omen, ignores it, and pays the price ▲ A heavenly town in Tennessee rolls out the welcome wagon ▲ Discover the world's greatest burger in the Texas panhandle ▲ How to know when you're in ASTCO or LUTFA territory ▲ Why Virginia is a Commie state with a punk governor ▲ New Mexico towns to avoid ▲ Why Taco Bell now sucks

America's future ghost towns? YOU'RE LIVING IN THEM! ♦ The haunted town in Arkansas - complete with animatrons ♦ What killed Main St. USA? ♦ The romance behind the Blue Whale of Route 66 ♦ The slide show that almost turned Larry to LSD ♦ Why and where there is still HOPE for AMERICA ♦ Commie states to avoid

The heath regimen that keeps Keith Olbermann fat, weak and stupid ■ How to talk to a Vax Nazi ■ How profanity will save the world ■ New, EXCLUSIVE STATEMENT from FAUCI ■ The coming proclamation from the CDC ■ The most toxic word in English ■ The precise moment free speech began to die ■ Listen, laugh and rage - but DO NOT CAPITULATE!

The insidious way your freedoms are taken ■ How to undermine and humiliate authoritarians ■ Larry's Mission Impossible caper and how it flipped a high school dean ■ Why do people worship authority? ■ How America was transformed into Home of the Compliant ■ Why public education is to blame ■ Wanna fight back? Listen and discover how.

How to restore YOUR POWER! ♠ How to subvert authority without going to jail ♠ How Larry sabotaged communications at his school (and drove the Dean insane) ♠ Why Squirrel Nutkin should be your role model ♠ How One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest would be re-made today ♠ Why do people ass-kiss authority-figures? ♠ Feeling powerless? You won't be after this episode!

When BIDEN was VACCINE HESITANT! ♠ The DIY survey that can save your life... BEFORE you take the jab ♠ Your president has ALWAYS lied - why believe him now? ♠ Fresh CDC #s that will terrify you ♠ Do you know a SIDE EFFECT DENIER? ♠ Un-vaxed? BIDEN sez you're a killer ♠ Listen to this episode like your life depends on it - because it does!

The CRUCIAL follow-up question to 'how did I get here?'▲ Larry battles a UFO when his wife goes into labor ▲ Does anyone really have their life together?▲ How to escape a job/career you hate ▲ How Larry almost became a lawyer ▲ If you're unsure at a crossroads (or even past one) this is your episode!

Larry rides out LA's biggest earthquake ▲ What Las Vegas hotel was Larry warned might kill him (It also has the pointiest waitresses) ▲ What really happened at the Surfside condo collapse? ▲ How to know when YOUR number is up ▲ How far will America's risk aversion go? ▲ Listen to this episode and stop worrying!

How we lost the American revolution and won The War for DEPENDENCE ▲ The monarchs that run America ▲ Diane Feinstein's $41 million mansion ▲ The royalty in Congress & Senate ▲ The emperor in the White House ▲ The strategy Commies and Karens use to control us ▲ Eulogy for John McAfee

What makes Commies tick ▲ Why they want to ruin your summer - and your life ▲ A ray of hope for Commiefornia ▲ Why tribute bands are weird ▲ Why we need Tony Robbins clones ▲ How to spot a Marxist ▲ Good bye to John McAfee, the last great American outlaw

POTUS predicts a new pandemic ♠ How the puppet-masters control America ♠ Wisdom from Charles Manson ♠ Commiefornia ends lock-down, and nothing changes ♠ Many nations handled the pandemic BETTER than America - why aren't you being told HOW? ♠ Eye-popping facts you've NEVER heard about the pandemic, but WILL in this episode!

That LARRY SHOW has a billboard on an interstate highway - where is it and how can it win you TLS merch? ♦ Why motels are better than hotels ♦ What living things were sold in motel vending machines? ♦ How to pick up women in gaming arcades ♦ How to find boardwalk bliss ♦ Don't even THINK of road tripping without this episode!

Meet Moose and Lance. Discover why dogs are the best people.

My NEW interview with Dr. Fauci ▲ Why Jimmy Kimmel thinks you're stupid ▲ The doctor who's still paying student loans at age 53 - and thinks you're stupid ▲ Why historians will call this age The Whimpering, Mewling, Sh*t Your Pants Terrified 20s ▲ How US geography determines your IQ ▲ If you've had a belly full of idiots telling you what to do, this is your episode!

Score $950 worth of booze in LA - free! ■ Why haven't aliens introduced themselves? ■ Lies California tells about the homeless ■ Why is LA burning 6 months early? ■ Why politicians are scarier than aliens ■ Larry's alien abduction

LIES they are telling you about vaccines ▲ How they re-defined the word vaccine to fake you out ▲ Which Supreme being will destroy the earth? ▲ Where will the carnage commence? ▲ Identifying the most dangerous ghouls ▲ Are you an ASTCO or a LUTFA? Find out! This episode will make you IMMUNE to BS!

Which famous American career politician is now lying to kids? ● What does gubmnt claim has replaced the virus as America's most dangerous threat? ● What simple process has enabled GOMECO to control citizens? ● What did Merck pharmaceuticals say that upended Covid vaccines? ● If you're still thinking about taking the jab - LISTEN! Your life depends on it.

What Nazi war criminal did NASA choose to represent Earth in the most important and expensive time capsule of all time? ▲ How did Jimmy Carter prove himself an idiot in that same time capsule? ▲ What mid-western city made a fool of itself when it buried a new car for 50 years? ▲ Larry's predictions for the year 2065 - listen at your own risk!

Tony Spumonte is back! ♠ Why are Commies NEVER cool? ♠ Why do they hate cool people? ♠ Who are the male Karens? ♠ What do they look like? ♠ Why have they canceled cool? ♠ Why are balls and cool inextricable? ♠ Why do Karens hate it when men enjoy themselves? ♠ Find out, in this very cool episode

How vindictive, petty, Burbank California bureaucrats are destroying a small business - and YOUR freedom ▲ The Burbank cop who makes $344,000 per year ▲ The Burbank fireman who makes $419,000 per year ▲ Why the BEST jobs are gubmnt jobs ▲ The art of political warfare ▲ Sick of Big Gubmnt's abuse? This is your episode!

2 rules that ensure you'll never get screwed on a used car purchase ▲ The Cadillac that almost killed Larry ▲ Why econo-box cars are depressing ▲ The summer job that ended Larry's aspirations as a mechanic ▲ Why JD Power is B.S. ▲ The car Larry loved above all others ▲ If you like wheels, this is your episode.

What's the latest euphemism for censorship? ♠ Which is worse, Twitter or Facebook? ♠ What 3 things can you do to fight censorship? ♠ Which dead President do we need now more than ever? ♠ Is Facebook's censor actually a shell company? ♠ Listen to this episode - before it's censored!

How Marxism is destroying America ▲ Why the hive hates you ▲ How many .22 caliber shots does it take to shred a hornet's nest? ▲ Why the hive loves the words manifesto, mandate and together ▲ How the pandemic has been leveraged to tear America apart ▲ How the great American migration away from hive strongholds will be futile ▲ If you love America, you need this episode -- and pesticides!

What's more important - career or pointy chicks? ♦ Why is the FCC regulating bike bells? ♦ How did "be safe" replace "no guts, no glory?" ♦ How did risk management become a career? ♦ What 3 things should you do before re-locating? ♦ Why must travel be a critical part of your life? ♦ What thing should be your life's compass? ♦ Listen to this episode and conquer fear!