That LARRY SHOW

In old Rome, early Christians had to assemble in secrecy, Today, Easter Sunday, 2020, the same thing is happening. Who has the right say who or what is... essential?

Why quarantine is the gift you must not waste ▲ How to squeeze opportunity from crisis ▲ Ways not to assault your family/roomies during quarantine ▲ Binge watching or self improvement – which is right for you? ▲ Why lock-down is a stupid, stupid word ▲ Why the media wants you fat, dumb and scared ▲ Where and how fortunes will be made from the pandemic ▲ This episode is your pathway to prosperity – don't miss it!

To mask or not to mask? THEY'VE BEEN LYING TO YOU! ▼ Are you essential? ▼ Are you expendable? ▼ Lies they are telling you ▼ Your survival checklist ▼ What's the true safe measure for social distancing? ▼ What South Korea did and why it worked ▼ How politicians are exploiting this pandemic for a power grab ▼ Larry names names and calls out the liars – in the most important episode ever.

Larry's future-cast: CHEAP college tuition ● Macho men reclaim their birthright ● Soy-boys and snowflakes sent to the back of the line ● Hugs and handshakes are over - why that's a good thing ● Humor returns to comedy ● Why you shouldn't believe experts ● A true and classic Larry N.Y. tale explaining the way of the universe ● The pandemic glossary you'll love to hate ● How Britney Spears' cans predicted 9/11 ● This is THE feel-good podcast of the pandemic!

The fear-mongers want you terrified. This is how to stay cool and strong.

What happens when Tony and Larry meet a man with a rifle on a dark mountain road? ♠ Tony wises Larry up ♠ Larry discovers there's more to chicks than pointiness ♠ Tony goes cowboy and regrets it ♠ What are Mummers, and how did they drive Tony crazy? ♠ Tony predicts Larry's future, years in advance ♠ Come along with Tony, Larry and their pointy chicks for an adventure in the Poconos!

What time is displayed on the Doomsday Clock? ▲ Discover the FUN method of execution everyone's talking about, 'Blown From A Gun!'▲ How to stop worrying and start loving the Corona virus ▲ What is the Vortex of Doom and how can you profit from it? ▲ An eyewitness account of a "Blown From A Gun" execution ▲ Why Daffy Duck and Road Runner kicked Mickey & Minnie's asses ▲ Calm your fears and laugh at danger, in this devil-may-care episode!

High-colonic enemas – are they right for you? ♦ How to unplug – anytime, anywhere ♦ How to detox like a movie star ♦ Why did they call Larry "Houdini?" ♦ Should you swim with dry ice? ♦ Why Larry wants to hang out with Vlad Putin (and NOT Justin Trudeau) ♦ Suggested small talk for your first professional enema ♦ All this and more in this CLEANSING episode!

Beware the Coronavirus SUPER-SPREADER! ▲ The 3 easy things YOU need to establish a successful cult and GET RICH! ▲ The cult leader with 93 Rolls Royce automobiles who lectures about greed ▲ How to spot suckers that will make you rich ▲ The biker that enlightened Larry about cults ▲ All this and more in this mystical episode!

A major star. A sex therapist. How 'journalists' manipulated the story.♦ Why restraining orders and gun free zones are stupid ♦ How neighbors are different in L.A. ♦ The signal jamming bracelet you need to wear ♦ Airline seat recline debate… SETTLED! ♦ Why people smile when discussing murder ♦ All this and more in this deep dive into Hollywood fakery

Larry schools astrophysicists ● Proven ways to drive people nuts ● Intergalactic radio mysteries solved! ● Why ham radio & CB kick the Internet's ass ● What Larry did that made a trucker threaten to kill him ● How trucker listeners make a Larry wish come true ● Hop aboard this episode and see how we roll!

Is this the end, and if so, how you can enjoy it! ▲ Why Indonesia is smarter than USA ▲ How Corona virus will re-define heroes and crises ▲ How Corona virus and Google have revealed where the dumbest Americans live ▲ Larry's jungle encounter with the world's biggest rat ▲ The sailors who should not sail ▲ How the "honor system" may destroy us all ▲ How Larry's fishing skills fed an entire cruise ship! ▲ All this and more in this infectious episode!

How to make BIG $$ from the plague ▲ How bad will it get? ▲ Did crows foretell this impending doomsday? ▲ What they should re-name Coronavirus to make it scarier ▲ Getting through your 20's unscathed ▲ Do parents matter, and if so, how much?▲ Why I don't give a shit about Gary Vaynerchuk, and you shouldn't either ▲ All this and more in this contagious episode!

What's the high desert and why does it beat the low desert? ♦ What is it about the desert that mesmerizes? ♦ What pissed off Sinatra so much he went nuts with a sledgehammer? ♦ Why did the Pharaohs really build the Sphinx? ♦ How long is the wait list to sleep in a motel room where a semi-famous guy OD'd nearly 50 years ago? ♦ What can you do to screw with people long after you die? ♦ These and other burning questions are answered when Larry returns to his favorite place, the haunted Mojave desert!

John McAfee reveals his Take No Shit credo ♠ How the CIA controls America ♠ How to play Russian Roulette and live to play again… and again! ♠ John agrees that I may be his running mate in his POTUS campaign 2020 ♠ How to extricate yourself from a job you hate ♠ His thoughts on the cast of his forthcoming biopic ♠ What makes John McAfee happiest? ♠ All this and more in Part 2 of my interview with this extraordinary outlaw!

McAfee explains why he believes Hillary Clinton and James Comey want him dead ♠ What does John have against Santa Claus? ♠ How McAfee escaped the governments of the USA, Belize, Bahamas, Cuba and the Dominican Republic ♠ What McAfee enjoys about life on the run/in hiding ♠ What makes John a black belt in the art of Take No Shit? ♠ All this and MUCH more in this first ever interview with living legend John McAfee!

My day with radio legend Don Imus ▲ Why Larry is a New Year's Grinch ▲ What is 'forced gaiety,' and why should it piss you off? ▲ Who is Baba Vanga and why do people believe her predictions? ▲ What are Larry's 2020 predictions? ▲ Why is it still Dick Clark's Rockin' New Year's Eve, when he's been dead for 7 years? ▲ All this and more revealed... in this milestone episode!

J.C. weighs in on retrospection, future-casting and slackers.

Meet the ghosts of Larry's Christmas past ● The weight-lifter's trick that helps you beat the holiday blues ● The difference between lost Christmases and haunted ones ● What you can do today to make your Christmas (and life) more enjoyable ● The vilest holiday libation ● The greatest Christmas story of all ● Merry Christmas, everyone!

A preview of Larry's John McAfee interview! ●Why Larry's STILL glad he helped Charlie Brown commit suicide ● Why Coca Cola thinks you're a chooch ● The only 3 Christmas movies worth watching ● Why polar bears are NOT cute ● Larry disses cheap (but rich) party givers ● What's pissing by candlelight, and how can it be stopped? ● All this and more in this stark look at the hellidays!

Hitch a ride with Larry in his Christmas Time Machine ♦ Meet Larry's Magic Blue Star ♦ 39-18-33 = Barbie's measurements = Larry's first pointy crush ♦ Why knives can be better than guns ♦ Larry's secret Christmas place you'll never want to leave ♦ How Larry vandalized the family Christmas tree and got away with it ♦ Don't do Christmas without this episode!

You've never heard the REAL story behind Christmas… until now.

The BEST places to meet women (and there's no cover charge!) ♥ HOW to talk to women ♥ How to filter out the bad ones ♥ Chick magnets that work ♥ Where to find the right girl for you ♥ Common mistakes to avoid ♥ If you heed the advice in this episode, you will find a girlfriend by New Year's, or your money back!

Mental health tips from Charles Manson ■ Elon Musk's success secret, revealed ■ How to navigate the family Thanksgiving minefield ■ Reality is a demon, and he's out to screw up your holidays ■ Why car and wine companies are to blame for all holiday misery ■ The Commie punks trying to destroy Thanksgiving ■ Bring your appetite to this feast of an episode!

From Lust to Gluttony, how far can you go? ♦ What is moral relativism and why is it crap? ♦ How can pride be a sin? ♦ What's the difference between wrath and anger? Which one is good for you? ♦ Which is the group sin – and the deadliest? (It's not the one you guessed!) ♦ This episode will help you look better, have more fun and avoid eternal damnation!

Bullshitters I have known ■ Why do people bullshit? ■ Good responses for bullshit ■ Where do most bullshitters live? ■ What do bullshitters drive? ■ The fake it 'til you make it mentality ■ What is the salvage economy and why does Larry love it? ■ Which has the highest concentration of bullshitters, politics, academia or corporations? ■ Put on your hazmat suit and prepare for a deep dive into the world of bullshit!

When you finally flip out, will it be like a champ or a chump? Here are the pro tips you need.

The Pope says JC's physical body was never resurrected. Them's fightin' words.

What Larry learned from the Middleweight champion of the world ♦ How a jelly-bean jar can help you select the right mate ♦ The secret strategy that wins most battles ♦ Can a name change change your life? ♦ How a pointy chick Larry never even met introduced him to a boxing legend ♦ Meet Larry's Commie-hatin' Cubano buddy, Francisco ♦ Relationship advice every man (and woman) can use ♦ All this and more in this epic episode!

The sickest serial killers you never heard of ▲ What happens when a psycho calls his girlfriend "Ma"▲ Why sex in a van = death ▲ How Halloween went from Charlie Brown's Great Pumpkin to gorn ▲ The 21st century calisthenics that cause obesity ▲ Why you should always heed a creepy feeling ▲ Do you know a serial killer? ▲ Are you a serial killer?

How would J.C. have handled the push for PC costumes?

HEAR a 35,000 year-old ghost declare you are GOD!▲Take the test and discover your spirit animal-guide-thingy▲What's Larry's spirit animal and why does he hate it?▲How Larry gave life to a reptile… twice▲What's the dumbest line in movie history?▲Why do people derive their identities from everything from sports teams to sneakers?▲Why crystals, fossils and Bonsai trees are necessary at L.A. beaches

What do e-celebs have in common? ▲ What don't they have? ▲ Fame on demand – pay with your dollars and dignity ▲ The stripper that visited Larry's office ▲ Being famous for being famous ▲ The trajectory of an e-celeb – obscurity to less obscurity to infamy ▲ How you can be famous – for a day. ▲ Make those duck lips, jut that booty and get ready for your close up. Fame's a-comin' and it's a bitch!

J.C. didn't play fair. Why should you?

Meet BEATRICE, the bullshit detector ▲ What human secretion destroyed 'indestructible' light bulbs in the NYC subway system? ▲ Say "duh" to L.A.'s new Robocop ▲ Downtown L.A.'s night shift – the walking dead ▲ Lease a crappy surveillance camera, for only $70k per year! ▲ L.A.'s race to the bottom, led by cretinous politicos.▲ Who are the 3 largest bullshit producers in the world? ▲ Episode 217, where the future is bleak, but only for chooches who obey authority!

Surefire sabotage methods anyone can use ▲ Sabotage movies you can learn from ▲ Is sabotage sexy? ▲ How Larry (at age 7!) drove a nun insane and never got caught ▲ What does sabotage really mean? ▲ Sabotage – the equalizing resource of the powerless ▲ What are "co-bots" and why should you destroy them? ▲ Why your workplace needs some sabotage

Happiness or Peace? Which one lasts?

Discover how a glance through a telescope can change your existence ▲ The roller coaster ride to enlightenment ▲ Which horse should you be riding on life's carousel? ▲ The unknown NYC park that kicks Central Park's ass ▲ Why slingshots are still great weapons ▲ How Larry drove a car – at age 7 ▲ All this and more in this soon to be classic episode!

Doorways to other dimensions ♦ Therapeutic atom bombs ♦ The Govt.- operated death ray in the desert that fries 6,000 birds a year ♦ Why Bugsy Siegel was smarter than the U.S. government ♦ The 12-foot gorilla that is a dinosaur ♦ Psychic Elvis ♦ Mannequins - weird, creepy and fun! ♦ Alien Beef Jerky & Rat Bastard Root Beer – Larry's favorite meal ♦ Ruins you'll love ♦ From Ghost Town Road to Death Valley to Vegas, don't miss this road trip with Larry!

Do we need middle men? ▲ How Moses schmoozed God ▲ What really went down at Sodom & Gomorrah? ▲ Abraham vs Moses – who was smarter?▲ Does God use hit men? ▲ How to get some favors out of God ▲ Do NOT talk to God until you hear this episode!

Pants that make guys incels (DO NOT WEAR!) ▲ What part of you do women check out first? ▲ The simple thing you can do to make women chase you ▲ Male versions of resting bitch-face ▲ Why do smart guys buy dummies? ▲ Why "performance fabric" shirts make men look like clowns ▲ Fashion disasters to avoid ▲ The two elements that give you timeless cool ▲ All this and more in the coolest episode yet!

Flirty the horsey's special plane ride ♦ What creatures will next be claimed as 'Emotional Support Animals?' Giraffes? Tigers? Hippos? ♦ Larry's Emotional Support Animal and why he will NEVER take it on a plane ♦ The "weapon" the TSA found in Larry's pocket ♦ Why air travel is hell, all airlines suck and we're all screwed ♦ Who's to blame? ♦ Every OTHER business calls you this word, why won't airlines? ♦ The most dangerous word in the English language ♦ All this and more, in this very un-PC episode.

Newest manufactured fear: death by robots? ■ Which anxiety-taming drug are you on? ■ How Larry's grandfather lived anxiety - free for 8 decades ■ The difference between anxiety and fear ■ Anxiety – the new normal? ■ Fake news, fake anxieties, fake fixes ■ All that and more, in this nail-biting episode, plus, a preview of Bonus Episode #30!

How incarcerated murderers find sexy wives - and you can too! ■ The town where a groom's execution gets mass approval ■ Soft-core porn wedding traditions ■ Why marriage is her victory/his defeat ■ Dowrys that help women get husbands ■ How primitive tribes separate the men from the wussies ■ Why the bouquet and garter toss customs are moronic ■ All this and more in this deep dive into dangerous love!

From minute 7-8, you'll lose your religion… but you'll find God ■ How much of religion is a game of Simon Sez? ■ What are the 3 pillars of every religion? ■ Which is the only one that really matters? ■ Why do people lose their faith? ■ How to spot Holy Phonies ■ All this and more in this in this milestone episode of Sinners' Sunday!

What's the bigger, nightmare story that eclipses Epstein's death? ▲ What's the hidden message from Jeffrey Epstein's killers? ▲ How are most conspiracies uncovered?▲ Why does the US Government fear conspiracies? ▲ What words are paired with conspiracy to undermine it's validity? ▲ What two entities most try to discredit proven conspiracy facts? How can deploying conspiracies make parenting easier? ▲ The answers are in Episode 205!

How fear is killing America ▲ Who/what has been the all-purpose boogey-man of the fear mongers? ▲ What are fear mongers selling?▲ What do fear-mongers want from you? ▲ The future according to Larry: who are the Digis? Who are the 'Logs? Which are you?▲ Why is Larry afraid of lightning? ▲ What does fear do to facts?▲ How did Neil deGrasse Tyson self-destruct in one Tweet? ▲ Why fear and truth are enemies ▲ Why manifesto-writers should be registered like sex offenders ▲ All this and more in this fearless episode!

What 4-letter word will change your life? ■ Which biblical figures inspired that word? ■ How are those figures' decisions still affecting our world, 4,000 years later? ■ Which sex (we never say gender, here!) is sneakier? ■ What does the name Jacob mean in Hebrew? ■ Who were the Edomites? ■ All this and more in Sinners' Sunday # 62 .

Where and what is the real-life Frankenstein? ■ Has PC culture killed Frankenstein? ■ What does the word "denier" really mean? ■ What's a HUMANZEE? ■ Why should you avoid businesses with "Shoppe" in the name? ■ Why Larry never drinks tap beer ■ What two themes of the Frankenstein story have become un-PC? ■ Which animals' DNA is Japan mingling with human DNA? ■ All this and more in this very scary episode!