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The boys buy a sex doll’s only fans account, wonder if Presidents are still sneaking hoes into the Oval Office, and reminisce on mid-pandemic jerk off sessions. They also hear from a listener about sending a cuck on errands and figure out the real reason Snoop Dogg changed his name to Snoop Lion. Hear the full episode AND get 4 bonus eps a month: on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR through Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks

The boys are coming at you from the NEW STUDIO to riff on Michael getting wrecked by Ace Hardware, how Trev almost got in a fight in Austin, and whether or not genies have dicks. They also try to figure out Siblings or Dating and hear from a listener who got some awful news from their girlfriend. Get 4 exclusive episodes a month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + at https://www.apple.co/socks Thanks to Shipstation for sponsoring this episode. Get a 60 day free trial at https://www.shipstation.com with promo code SOCKSThanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get 16 free meals and a free gift at https://www.hellofresh.com/socks16 Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first order FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS.Thanks to Microdose gummies for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off your order at https://www.microdose.com with promo code SOCKS.

The boys riff on hands free handjobs, what to do if you only have 6 months to live, and how people be getting laid off the most random talents. They also figure out that reiki massage is a hoax and hear about how Michael had a really good cry. Get 4 exclusive episodes a month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + at https://www.apple.co/socks Thanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off at https://www.liquidiv.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Helix for sponsoring this episode. Get $200 off and 2 free pillows at https://www.helixsleep.com/socks Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping with promo code STIFF at https://www.manscaped.com

The boys riff on turning saggy balls into a whole brand, getting residual cooter, and how Addison Rae’s dad got caught cheating in these streets. They also play the noise cancelling headphone game, debate the Mt. Rushmore of pornstars, and hear from a listener about the politest form of pimping. Get 4 exclusive episodes a month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + at https://www.apple.co/socks Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/SOCKS Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS.Thanks to Black Buffalo for sponsoring this episode. Get 15% off your first order at https://www.blackbuffalo.com with promo code SOCKS.Thanks to Microdose Gummies for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off your first order at https://www.microdose.com with promo code SOCKS.

The boys riff on how magicians get no pussy, a wild shot at a hall pass hook up, and a DM from an NFL punter. Plus joining NASA for the hoes and a story from a listener about giving that Gluck Gluck on the phone. Hear the full episode AND get 4 bonus eps a month: on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR through Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks

The boys riff on Trev’s insane JO habits, debate what the horniest colleges in America are, and argue about whether 69’ing is actually trash. Plus a listener writes in about a new kink that’s sending a ton of people to the hospital. Get an exclusive bonus episode every Friday at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod or with Stiff Socks+ on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks Thanks to Lucy for sponsoring this episode. Use promo code SOCKS at https://www.lucy.co Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off at https://www.manscaped.com with promo code STIFF Thanks to PolicyGenius for sponsoring this episode. See how much you could save at https://www.policygenius.com/SOCKS Thanks to Microdose Gummies for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off your first order at https://www.microdose.com with promo code SOCKS

The boys riff on Trev's weekend as an extremely suburban puzzle guy, how Michael is a Whore Teacher, and why it's so weird to ask people how much money they make. They also help a listener decide if he should bang the homie's mom and get an update on the PlayStation 3Some. Hear the full episode AND get 4 bonus eps a month: on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR through Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks

The boys are joined by comic Annie Lederman to riff about killing your dad on ayahausca, why you should never give your feet away for free, and manifesting success through the power of masturbation. You can find Annie @annielederman and her podcast Trash Tuesday at https://www.annielederman.com Get 4 bonus eps a month and instant access to 140+ episodes in the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Helix for sponsoring this episode. Get $200 off and 2 free pillows at https://www.helixsleep.com/socks Thanks to Black Buffalo for sponsoring this episode. Get 15% off with promo code SOCKS at https://www.BlackBuffalo.com. Must be 21+ Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get 16 free meals and 3 free gifts at https://www.HelloFresh.com/socks16

The boys riff on the meanest thing someone could say to them, learn how pigeons bang, and decide that leap years are stupid. They also hear from a listener that got cheated on in an unexpected way. Hear the full episode AND get an exclusive episode every Friday (+ instant access to 140 bonus episodes) for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys riff on dating Amber Heard, the best out of pocket roleplay ideas, and getting hammered at a bachelor party while listening to 90's R&B. They also hear from a listener in a sticky situation and try to figure out why Mr. Beast is the best at Youtube. Watch the Yaris get blown up AND get an exclusive episode every Friday AND instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Liquid Death for sponsoring this episode. Get free shipping on water and merch at https://www.liquiddeath.com/SOCKS Thanks to SeatGeek for sponsoring this episode. Get $20 off tickets at https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/SOCKS Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping at https://www.manscaped.com/ with promo code STIFF Thanks to Athletic Greens for sponsoring this episode. Get a year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs of AG1 at https://www.athleticgreens.com/SOCKS

The boys riff on doing ayahausca, taking zoom calls at the zen retreat, and how saltwater is real bad for phones. They also realize that stand-up comedy was WILD in the 80's and hear from a listener that had an unfortunate catfishing incident. Hear the full episode AND watch the boys literally blow up the Yaris (video out now!) for $5/month on Patreon. You also get instant access to 140 eps in the Patreon back catalog + the stiff socks discord and more. https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys check out the wild world of AI sex robots, debate whether or not you should pay for Ubers for someone you're hooking up with, and hear from a listener that had a wild tale of revenge banging. They also decide that celery is trash and decide which jobs are red flags in a relationship.Watch us blow up the Yaris AND get an exclusive bonus episode every week for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodThanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com with promo code SOCKS.Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS.Thanks to LiquidIV for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off your order at https://www.liquidIV.com with promo code SOCKS.Thanks to Microdose for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off your order at https://www.microdose.com with promo code SOCKS.

The boys riff on the stupid shit that makes you very mad, the kid that did the worm at every bar mitzvah, and hear from a listener that's been getting topped off by t-ball moms. Plus a bunch more of your questions and suggestions.Hear the full episode and get instant access to the entire Patreon back catalog AND be one of the first to see the Blow Up the Yaris documentary premiering this Friday for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys riff on Trevor's cum quick challenge, how Michael lost his booty virginity, and how Trev has a devoted following on WikiFeet. They also help a listener navigate a new relationship and try to figure out why friends can't help eachother bang. Get 4 bonus eps a month, instant access to the Patreon back catalog, and be one of the first to see the premiere of the Blow Up the Yaris doc June 10th at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Keeps for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month free at https://www.keeps.com/socks Thanks to Helix for sponsoring this episode. Get $200 off your mattress order and two free pillows at https://www.helixsleep.com/socks Thanks to Microdose for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off and free shipping at https://www.microdose.com with code SOCKS. Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping at https://www.manscaped.com with promo code STIFF.

The boys went live and riffed on your questions, including their favorite moments from the tour and going to the strip club with your boss. PLUS a sneak peak at some of the footage from blowing up the Yaris.Hear the full episode, tune in to future livestreamed episodes, and get instant access to the whole Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys are joined by adult star Cherie Deville to riff on why it's so important to fluff a guy's brain, the best porn parodies she's ever been a part of, and why some studios fly in a stunt nutter. They also help a listener that got some bad news from his girlfriend and learn about Cherie's No Vagina List. Follow Cherie on instagram @cheriedevillexo Get 4 bonus eps a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first shipment FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Lucy for sponsoring this episode. Use promo code SOCKS at https://www.lucy.co Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode. Get a 60 day free trial at https://www.shipstation.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Credit Karma for sponsoring this episode. Find the card that's right for you at https://www.creditkarma.com

The boys riff on Michael pulling the reverse gogurt, decide chick-fil-a is going through its Bieber phase, and learn about how much money Bhad Bhabie made on Onlyfans. They also riff on surprise threesomes and hear from a listener that is extremely Italian when they orgasm. Support the podcast and get 4 bonus eps a month + instant access to over 130 episodes in the Patreon back catalog for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to PolicyGenius for sponsoring this episode. Head to https://policygenius.com/SOCKSHOME to get your free home insurance quotes. Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first order at https://www.hawthorne.co with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get 16 free meals at https://www.hellofresh.com/socks16 with code SOCKS16. Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off + free shipping at https://www.manscaped.com with promo code STIFF.

The boys talk about the POTUS Pipe Down, getting jellyfished, and dueling in international waters. They also discover the hottest world leaders and hear from a listener about hands-free bluetooth orgasms.Hear the full episode while supporting the pod AND get an exclusive bonus episode every week for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys went live as part of the Netflix is a Joke Comedy Festival in Los Angeles with special guest Lisa Ann. They riff on the logistics of planning a gangbang, rate the audience on their stroke game, and Lisa finally teaches Trev how to finger. Support the pod and get 4 bonus eps every month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Well, it happened... the G.O.A.T. adult star Lisa Ann joined the boys in studio to talk about the evolution of adult content, how Lisa helped make Johnny Sins a superstar, and why European porn is better than American. They also learn Lisa's tricks to stop cumming so fast and how to psyche yourself up when you need to bang a 4. SCIENCE.BONUS live episode with Lisa Ann from the Netflix is a Joke festival dropping on Sunday!Find Lisa's podcasts, books, and more at https://thereallisaann.com and follow @thereallisaann on all platforms.Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order with promo code STIFF at https://www.manscaped.comThanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off your order with promo code SOCKS at https://www.liquid-iv.com/Thanks to Athletic Greens for sponsoring this episode. Get a year FREE of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs at https://www.athleticgreens.com/socksThanks to SeatGeek for sponsoring this episode. Get $20 off tickets with promo code SOCKS at https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/SOCKS

The boys react to the most cringe tiktok podcast, learn about how Michael got mistaken for an uber driver, and worry about getting your gotdamn dick bit off. Hear the full episode AND support the podcast while getting 4 ad-free bonus episodes a month, instant access to the full Patreon back catalog and more for $5 on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys discover the only podcast on Spotify hornier than Stiff Socks, learn about the world's longest movie sex scene, and help a listener with some threesome etiquette. Plus we get the podcast premiere of Michael's mama. Not that mama... the other mama. Stiff Socks is LIVE in Los Angeles this Saturday May 7th with special guest Lisa Ann. Get your tickets before they sell out. Support the pod AND get 4 bonus eps a month + the whole patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Seat Geek for sponsoring this episode. Get $20 off your first order with code SOCKS at https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/SOCKS Thanks to Credit Karma for sponsoring this episode. Find the card for you at https://www.creditkarma.com Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Try it FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks

The boys riff on some wild DMs they got, how hell is probably full of bad bitches, and Trev's new sex move - the FleshLeg TM. They also talk about Michael getting fingered by a doctor and help a listener dealing with an excessive amount of ass eating. Get 4 bonus episodes a month, instant access to the Patreon back catalog, and see Gabe's new tattoo at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Diet Smoke for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off at https://www.dietsmoke.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to SeatGeek for sponsoring this episode. Get $20 off your first order with promo code SOCKS when you download the app. Thanks to Helix for sponsoring this episode. Get $200 off your mattress and 2 free pillows at https://www.HelixSleep.com/SOCKS Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode. Get a 60 day free trial at https://www.ShipStation.com with promo code SOCKS.

Full tattoo vlog and reveal out now on Patreon. Support the boys, get 4 bonus episodes a month, and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Gabe reveals his tattoo and the boys riff on trickle down cooteromics, porn ads for women, and ladies getting flown out with frequent flyer miles. Trev had a chaotic day at the airport and Michael did the ol' pearl necklace. Plus they help a listener figure out if they made a woman cum or not. SCIENCE.

The boys riff on how Trev was trappin' at 13, why banging in jacuzzis is the worst, and how influencers are getting pimped out to go to Coachella. They also help a listener with a rubbery cum problem and see what's poppin' on Megan's Law. Comment on the Youtube video of this episode what you want written on the Yaris when we blow it up this weekend. Top 5 most liked comments are getting tagged on the car when we send it to the stratosphere. Come see Stiff Socks LIVE at the Netflix is a Joke comedy festival in Los Angeles Saturday May 7th. Tickets at https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com or https://www.blaucomedy.com Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first purchase at https://www.hawthorne.co with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get 16 free meals and 3 free gifts at https://www.hellofresh.com/ with code socks16. Thanks to SeatGeek for sponsoring this episode. Get $20 off tickets with promo code SOCKS when you download the app. Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first shipment free with promo code SOCKS at https://www.bluechew.com

The boys riff on whether or not aheago is hot, why dolphins are bad people, and what would happen if you had to fist fight a clit. They also peruse the chaotic world of Craigslist Missed Encounters and tell a story about the world's messiest chick-fil-a. Support the boys and get 4 bonus episodes a month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Stiff Socks LIVE TAPING in Los Angeles May 7th: https://www.netflixisajokefest.com/show/stiff-socks-podcast Thanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off with promo code SOCKS at https://www.liquidIV.com Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off with promo code STIFF at https://www.manscaped.com Thanks to Super Speciosa for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order at https://www.GetSuperLeaf.com/SOCKS Thanks to Credit Karma for sponsoring this episode. Go to https://www.creditkarma.com

The boys riff on Trev bein horned up, how Zuckerberg probably loves BDSM, and how weird it is to have an open casket funeral in the club. They also give some advice to a powerlifting listener and debate whether or not they would be able to give birth. Hear the full ep, get an exclusive episode every friday, and support the boys for only $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys riff on Michael having a meltdown over a doctor's appointment, the Balldo ball dildo, and the top ten jobs that get the most action. They also hear from a listener about a j.o. accident and decide what kind of crazy shit they would wear on a red carpet.Come see Stiff Socks LIVE in LA at the Netflix is a Joke comedy festival on May 7th. Tickets on sale Friday.Get 4 bonus eps a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodThanks to Diet Smoke for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off at https://www.dietsmoke.com with promo code SOCKS.Thanks to Athletic Greens for sponsoring this episode. Get a free year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs at https://www.athleticgreens.com/SOCKSThanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Try Blue Chew FREE with promo code SOCKS at https://www.bluechew.comThanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.BetterHelp.com/socks

The boys riff on the most disrespectful revenge, saving old love letters, and jerking off in a relationship. They also learn how gloryholes work and decide that Future would make a great step dad. Support the boys, hear the full episode, AND get 4 exclusive bonus eps a month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys riff on banging with socks on, used fleshlight collections, and how Michael did the sex with a leash. They also decide Jake Paul didn't offer Will Smith enough money to box Chris Rock and reminisce on times that they almost got beat up doing stand-up comedy. Support the boys and get an exclusive bonus ep every Friday (+ instant access to the Patreon back catalog) for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Helix for sponsoring this episode. Get $200 off PLUS two free pillow at https://www.helixsleep.com/socks

The boys are joined by special guest Bobby Lee! They riff on the point of sending dick pics, being a low velocity cummer, and why Bobby has a purple johnson. Trev also gets quizzed on some basic movie knowledge and they discuss entitlement issues and finding fulfillment outside of comedy. Follow Bobby Lee (and listen to Tigerbelly & Bad Friends) at @bobbyleelive on all platforms. Get 4 bonus eps a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first order FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your order at https://www.hawthorne.co with promo code SOCKS Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get up to 16 free meals at https://www.hellofresh.com/stiffsocks16 with code stiffsocks16

The gang discusses the etiquette of paying for a hookup's uber, learn how they make sex noises in movies, and design the perfect jerk off room. They also invent drone porn and hear from a listener that missed some cues at Trevor's show.

The boys riff on how to sext with the new iPhone emojis, getting hard in space, and how athletes slide into the DMs. They also follow up with audience reactions to last week's wiping debate and hear from a listener that had a bad time eating ass. Support the podcast and get 4 bonus eps every month (plus instant access to the patreon back catalog) for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode. Get a 60 day FREE trial at https://www.shipstation.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping with promo code STIFF at https://www.manscaped.com Thanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off with code SOCKS at https://www.liquidIV.com Thanks to Diet Smoke for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off with code SOCKS at https://www.dietsmoke.com

The boys have a conversation about Mr. Beast's interview on JRE, the creative process, and growing as comedians, but also make time to riff on time travel, jerking off on family vacations, and how they would get elected President. Hear the full episode, get 4 bonus episodes a month, and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Well, you're gonna learn a lot about The Scientists today. The boys riff on how burning bras is the best, wonder why the White House looks like shit, decide that Zoe Kravitz is the best Catwoman and Robert Pattinson is the weirdest Batman, and hear Trevor try to defend a very personal bathroom routine.Support the boys by getting 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Try BlueChew free at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKSThanks to Athletic Greens for sponsoring this episode. Get 5 free travel packs with your order at https://www.athleticgreens.com/SOCKS Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to Lumi for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off and free shipping at https://www.lumigummies.com with promo code SOCKS.

The boys learn about virginity auctions, wonder if they ever fished for cum on the magic school bus, and compete to see who's the best at taking off bras. They also hear from a listener who's extremely good at etch-a-sketch and decide that having a journal was a good way to get bullied. Support the boys, get 4 bonus eps a month, and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Athletic Greens for sponsoring this episode. https://www.athleticgreens.com/socks Thanks to FRE for sponsoring this episode. Use code STIFFSOCKS at https://www.frepouch.com for 30% off. Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping at https://www.manscaped.com with promo code STIFF. Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Try it free with code SOCKS at https://www.bluechew.com

Trev and Blau are joined by comic, friend, and co-host of the Flagrant 2 podcast Akaash Singh. They riff on the old New York stand-up days, how Blau used to be even more buff???, and how Akaash is finally stepping in to his own as a comedian. They also hear from a listener with a bit of a kitchen fetish and learn that Michael's not the only one with a foot fetish. Hear the full episode, get 4 bonus eps a month, + instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys try to do an inkblot test, decide that Google Earth should be a porn site, learn that Captain Planet started global warming, and try to figure out what a muse is and why Julia Fox is one. Support the boys, get 4 bonus eps a month, and instant access to the patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Purple for sponsoring this episode. get 10% off your purchase of $200 or more at https://www.purple.com/socks Thanks to FRE for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off your first order with code STIFFSOCKS at https://www.frepouch.ccom Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off at https://www.hawthorne.co with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off at https://www.liquidIV.com with promo code SOCKS.

The boys riff on how to fix schools, jerking off in retirement, and embarrassing moments from their childhoods. They also hear from a listener about bangin' in a playhouse and learn about Build-A-Bear After Dark. Support the boys and hear the full episode, plus a bonus episode every Friday, for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys riff on selling out for the super bowl, vision boarding a bigger dick, and why people get so horny that they take out loans. They also figure out that everyone is freaking out in 2022 and hear from a listener about the best materials to cum into. Support the podcast, get 4 bonus eps a month, and instant access to the patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode. Try it FREE for 60 days at https://www.shipstation.com with promo code SOCKS Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get 16 free meals at https://www.hellofresh.com/socks16 with code socks16

The boys went live and riffed on getting hangry at the airport, how to handle Valentine's Day with your FWB, how wild it is that the President has to give up his socials after the election, and more. You can support the boys, hear the full episode, and get 4 bonus episodes every month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys are joined by adult actress Emily Willis! They riff on the perks of producing your own content, dudes that can whistle in the butt, and why hotels are the best place to bang. They also hear from a listener that had a wild threesome and get Emily’s take on whether Trev and Blau could do porn. Support the pod and get 4 bonus episodes a month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodThanks to SKYN condoms for sponsoring this episode. Free US shipping at https://www.skyn.com Thanks to BetterHELP for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to Athletic Greens for sponsoring this episode. Get 5 free travel packs with your order at https://www.athleticgreens.com/socks

The boys riff on a new sex move, how to become a sports fan, and how wild it would be for Rihanna to be your mom. They also get an update from a listener about banging his crushes mom and learn about getting waterboarded by a squirter. Hear the full episode and get 4 bonus episodes a month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys are joined by podcaster Sofia Franklyn for some absolute lunacy. They riff on which porn star Sofia wants to bang, why being a mormon sister wife would be cool, and how disrespectful wearing AirPods during sex is. They also determine if its possible to look hot in whitey-tighties and hear from a listener with a royalty fetish. Follow Sofia @sofiafranklyn on all platforms Get 4 bonus episodes a month and 120 episodes in the Patreon back catalog for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to our sponsors this week: Athletic Greens (https://www.athleticgreens.com/socks) SKYN Condoms (https://www.SKYN.com) Diet Smoke (20% off with code SOCKS at https://www.dietsmoke.com)

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