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You know her, you love her, it’s Hannah Berner. The crew discuss competitive oral, why it’s correct to be afraid of New York City teenagers, and how to find good d*ck on craigslist. They also get psychic pet readings for Greta, Pluto, and Butter PLUS decide that a Stiff Socks x Giggly Squad live show would have the hottest audience in all of America. Follow Hannah at www.instagram.com/hannahberner Join the Giggly Squad at www.instagram.com/giggly.squad If you love the pod, you can show your support on Patreon and get a whole-ass extra episode every single Friday for literally $5 at patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple at www.apple.co/socks Thanks to Factor for sponsoring this episode. 50% off your first box + 20% off your next one with code socks50 at www.factormeals.com/socks50 Thanks to Arena Club for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first order at www.arenaclub.com/socks Thanks to Embark for sponsoring this episode. Go to www.embarkvet.com and use SOCKS to save $50 + free shipping. Thanks to Zocdoc for sponsoring this episode. Download the app for FREE at www.zocdoc.com/socks

MERCH?! YUPPPP. Go peep the whole collection at www.stiffsocksshop.com The boys talk crazy about Terrance Howard’s Joe Rogan episode and try to find out if it’s cap when someone says they remember before they were born. They also discuss what the highlight reels of their lives would be, hear a spicy anonymous confession about a Psychic reading, and weigh in on the groom that went viral for spraying his new wife with champagne. Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to Embark for sponsoring this episode. Save $50 + free shipping with code SOCKS at https://www.embarkvet.com This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better segs? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping. Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. Download the app and use code SOCKS for a first deposit match up to $100. Still reading this? Go to www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod and get an extra episode every Friday for $5/month.

The boys sit down with the super funny Jeff Arcuri for a conversation about amateur predator catching, weird PE teachers, and fast food chicken nuggets. They also hear from a listener that hates Boston and try to do crowd work on a sock puppet. Merch store opens Monday 6/3 (6/5 for Patreon) at www.stiffsocksshop.com Save $50 and free shipping at www.embarkvet.com with code SOCKS Use code STIFFSOCKS for 10% off at www.loadboost.com

Get an extra stiff socks episode every Friday for $5/month!! patreon.com/stiffsockspod. Also on Apple Podcasts and Spotify. The boys are joined by the very funny Kam Patterson to riff on having sex in an abandoned mall, why there’s no black ghosts, and what to do when you accidentally take NyQuil before doing standup comedy. Plus Kam chimes in on the stiff socks s*x position rankings and we hear from a listener that had a run in with a powerful razor. Follow Kam: instagram.com/kamsoofunnyThanks to PXG for sponsoring this episode. 10% off all apparel with code stiffsocks at PXG.com/stiffsocksThis episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better sex? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping.Thanks to Zocdoc for sponsoring this episode. Download for free at https://www.zocdoc.com/socks

The boys play some GeoGuessr, learn about short celebrity private jet flights, and riff about the zoo in China that was trying to pass off dogs as panda bears. Nothing is real. They also discover that phone sex is still a thing and hear from a listener that got negged by a p*rnstar. Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. Download the app today and use code socks for a first deposit match up to $100! Thanks to Load Boost for sponsoring this ep. Visit loadboost.com and use code STIFFSOCKS for 10% off Thanks to Factor for sponsoring. 50% off 1st box/20% off next month w/ code socks50 at factormeals.com/socks50 Thanks to Gametime for sponsoring this episode. Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code SOCKS for $20 off your first purchase. Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. 10% off first month at betterhelp.com/socks

Get an extra episode of Stiff Socks every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod or with Stiff Socks+ on Apple Podcasts & Spotify.The boys are joined by the illustrious comedian Heather McMahan to riff on vacation cigarettes, partying at Ole Miss, and why women can’t jerk off like men do. They also play a game of FMK and hear from a listener that has strong opinions on the best type of toes.Find Heather at https://heatherontour.com/Thanks to BlueChew for sponsoring this episode. First month FREE at https://www.BlueChew.com with code SOCKS.Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socksThanks to Shopify for sponsoring this episode. Get a $1/month trial at https://www.shopify.com/socks

The boys riff on the Cybertruck recall, Taylor Swift’s new album, and how the Golden Bachelor is just Michael in 40 years. They also learn about a super horny ice cream store and get an update from a listener who’s trying to pay off some debt.Thanks to Arena Club for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first order at https://www.arenaclub.com/socksGet an extra episode of Stiff Socks every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys yell about Michael’s bad time at the Canadian border, comment section arguments, and having a meltdown at the dog park. Plus Gypsy Rose is single and a listener needs some help with an unfulfilling seggslife. Thanks to Mood for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your first order plus a free THCa pre-roll at hellomood.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. Download the app today and use code socks for a first deposit match up to $100. Thanks to PXG for sponsoring this episode. Use code stiffsocks at https://www.pxg.com/stiffsocks to save 10% on apparel.

The boys sit down with multi platinum musician/artist 24kGoldn. They break down the Rap Beef Cinematic Universe, learn what it’s like going platinum while you’re still on campus, and discover that you can make a clone of your dick for like 50 bucks. They also try out an AI song generator and wonder if anyone gets bored during a golden shower. Someone go check on the interns at Genius. Find and follow 24kGoldn: https://24kgoldn.com/ Get an extra wild BONUS Stiff Socks episode every Friday for $5/month (dollar an episode??) at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod or with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts. This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better s*x? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping. Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks

Support the boys AND get an extra wild episode every GOTdamn Friday for $5/month. Same bonus eps also available w/ Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts. Sign up at https://www.linktr.ee/stiffsockspod Noel Miller on the pod! The boys riff about open mics in pirate themed restaurants, running into your proctologist at the gym, Cleopatra’s grim ancient s*x toys, and the insane logistics of Noel filming an open-air talk show at 70 mph. You can watch Hot Laps and Noel’s special at https://www.youtube.com/@noelmiller Find TMG and everything else at https://www.instagram.com/thenoelmiller Thanks to ZocDoc for sponsoring this episode. https://www.zocdoc.com/SOCKS to find and book a top-rated doctor today. Thanks to LiquidIV for sponsoring this episode. 20% off your first order with code SOCKS at https://www.liquidiv.com/socks

Support the boys AND get an extra wild episode every GOTdamn Friday for $5/month. Same bonus eps also available w/ Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts. Sign up at https://www.linktr.ee/stiffsockspod Trev's fired up on Alpha Brain and the boys are ready to pop off. They react to a company's staged stand-up comedy ad, yell about old people ruining shows, and decide all motivational speakers are in the streets. Plus a listener went viral on PHub and Jack spent $35k in the dumbest way possible. Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. Download the app today and use code socks for a first deposit match up to $100. This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better sex? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping.

"I'm bricked up." - You, after signing up for the Stiff Socks Patreon and realizing you get to support the boys AND get an extra wild episode every GOTdamn Friday for $5/month. Same bonus eps also available w/ Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts. Sign up at https://www.linktr.ee/stiffsockspod We're fired up today. Michael explains why he actually had to cancel his NYC show, Trevor shares his research on the weirdest part of reddit, and a listener shares a story about sneaky c*m thieves. Plus Busta Rhymes is the best at head, Christopher Columbus was a piece of shit, and Dyson's really do be giving decent dome. PS If you're still reading this head to YouTube and comment Jokey joke foot foot come come. Thanks to PXG for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off apparel when you use code socks at checkout: https://www.pxg.com/socks

Stiff Socks March Madness competition happening now on Patreon! Win some merch AND get an extra wild bonus episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod The boys are joined by actor, comedian, & podcaster Josh Richards to rank all of Nick Cannon’s baby names, learn about apocalypse prep, and investigate where Josh was on the day the Queen died. They also figure out that Bill Clinton was an O.G. Sway Boy and hear from a listener that got some fire top. See more of Josh and watch Read the Room at https://www.youtube.com/@JoshRichards Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off with code STIFF at https://www.manscaped.com Thanks to Factor for sponsoring this episode. Get 50% off with code socks50 at https://www.factormeals.com/socks50 This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better s*x? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping.

Support the pod and get an exclusive ad free episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts & Spotify. In the past years Stiff Socks has received over 500 messages suggesting that Michael should buy a vajankle. Well, ladies & gentlemen, today’s the day The boys riff on being down bad in Milwaukee, the post-nut regret of cleaning a pocket foot, and only getting hard when the weather is perfect. Plus Michael saw an IRL IUD removal and Trev got cucked by Pluto. Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. Get a first deposit match up to $100 with code socks when you download the app. Thanks to ZocDoc for sponsoring this episode. Download the app for free at https://www.zocdoc.com/socks

Bobby Lee is back in studio to give the boys another shot at friendship. They riff on doing 69 too early, pitch a movie about an alcoholic circus family with a roller derby, and decide that the only way to not get sad is to never ever let yourself cum. Thanks to LiquidIV for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order w/ code SOCKS at https://www.liquidiv.com. Thanks to Shopify for sponsoring this episode. Get a $1/month trial at https://www.shopify.com/socks Thanks to BlueChew for sponsoring this episode. First month free with code SOCKS at https://www.bluechew.com Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks

The boys recap their Valentine's Day adventures, decide that every man eventually becomes an Ass Guy, and decide we're all just as bad for the planet as Taylor Swift. They also react to Madame Web, Trump Sneakers, and hear from a listener that JO'd to a very risky soundtrack. Support the pod and get an exclusive ad free episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts & Spotify. Thanks to Factor for sponsoring this episode. Get 50% off w/ code socks50 at https://www.factormeals.com/socks50

The boys are joined by the legend Jim Jefferies to ruminate on a litany of important issues... like babies with passports, swearing in sign language, cumming on duvets, and getting interrupted doing standup comedy with your shoes off by Leonardo DiCaprio. They also riff on fellow Aussie Margot Robbie, Stephen Hawking orgy logistics, and the sex lives of underpaid acrobats. Find & follow Jim Jefferies at https://jimjefferies.com/ This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better sex? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping. Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. First deposit match up to $100 at https://www.PrizePicks.com/socks with code socks. Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping with code STIFF at https://www.manscaped.com Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.BetterHelp.com/socks

The boys riff on Travis Kelce giving the ick, how quick you’re cumming after the Super Bowl, and Trev’s wild weekend in Vegas opening for Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer at the MGM Grand Arena. They also discuss valentine’s day plans and learn what gifts women actually want, plus hear from a listener that heard an interesting rumor about Drake.Thanks to Mando for sponsoring this episode. Get $5 off a starter pack with code SOCKS at https://www.ShopMando.comThanks to ZocDoc for sponsoring this episode. Download the app for FREE at https://www.zocdoc.com/SOCKS

Support the pod and get an exclusive ad free episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts & Spotify. The boys peep some insane Craigslist missed connections and decide everyone on that site should be on a list. They also riff on post nut pumps, react to stupid food, and hear from a listener about the lengths the internet will go for p*rn. Science. Huberman Labs. Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com with code SOCKS. This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better sex? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping. Thanks to LiquidIV for sponsoring this episode. 20% off your first order at https://www.LiquidIV.com with code SOCKS.

Support the pod and get an exclusive ad free episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts & Spotify. The boys riff on leaving the streets for love, banging in your childhood bedroom, and the inherent vulnerability of showing your significant other your cum closet. They also talk about Trev's trip to Miami, doing Hot Ones live with Sean Evans, and hear from a listener about nostalgic jerk sessions. Thanks to Factor for sponsoring this episode. Get 50% + free shipping at https://www.factormeals.com/socks50 Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. 20% + free shipping at https://www.manscaped.com w/ promo code SOCKS Thanks to Prize Picks for sponsoring this episode. First deposit match up to $100 with code SOCKS at https://www.PrizePicks.com/socks

Support the boys and get an exclusive ad free episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts & Spotify. The boys be yelling. Topics include shoveling snow to watch the Buffalo Bills, getting negged by salespeople, getting pegged in broad daylight, elite homeless muffin thieves, and Spaghetti Factories with 90 minute wait times. They also hear from a listener that got blindsided by her boyfriend and revisit whether or not Trev knows how to finger. Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Free breakfast for life at https://www.hellofresh.com/socksfree with code socksfree. This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better sex? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping.

We’re celebrating 5 years of Stiff Socks! The boys are joined by their dads (44:50) to learn about dating before apps, jerking off in retirement, and whether or not Trevor and Michael were accidents, but first they reflect on 4,380 days of cum talk, riff on the origins of the podcast, and here from a bunch of you (and some surprise guests). We love you all. Thank you for rocking with us for this long <3 Support the boys and get an exclusive ad free episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts & Spotify. Thanks to Prize Picks for sponsoring this episode. https://www.PrizePicks.com/socks and use code socks for a first deposit match up to $100 Thanks to Microdose for sponsoring this episode. 30% off and free shipping at https://www.microdose.com with code SOCKS. Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks

Support the boys and get an exclusive ad free episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts & Spotify. The boys riff on Trev’s wild January 6th fiesta, learn about the new Epstein document dump, and try to figure out if Stephen Hawking is a hoax. They also discuss how Katt Williams has a list of his own and hear from a listener that regrets keeping it in the family. Thanks to Shopify for sponsoring this episode. Sign up for a one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://www.shopify.com/socks Thanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this episode. 20% off with code SOCKS at https://www.liquidiv.com Thanks to ZocDoc for sponsoring this episode. Download the app for FREE at https://www.zocdoc.com/socks

The boys watched Saltburn and have a lot of thoughts about funerals, celebrity schlongs, and Jacob Elordi’s bathwater. They also talk about the Gypsy Rose case and her release from prison, Michael’s sex shop escapades, and hear from a listener that got blue balled on a honeymoon. Thanks to Prize Picks for sponsoring this episode. https://www.PrizePicks.com/socks and use code socks for a first deposit match up to $100 Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get free breakfast for life with code socksfree at https://www.HelloFresh.com/socksfree Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better sex? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping.

Support the boys and get an exclusive ad free episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts & Spotify.The boys are joined by the GOAT Riley Reid. They riff on P*rnhub’s 2023 Year In Review update, Riley reads some insane comments on her videos, and Trev finally figures out where the g-spot is. They also hear from a listener that had to get creative to JO and learn why Riley had to start trimming her nails before shooting a scene. Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off + free shipping at https://www.manscaped.com with code STIFFThanks to Microdose for sponsoring this episode. 30% off and free shipping at https://www.microdose.com with code SOCKS.This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better sex? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping.

The boys are joined by the OG dirty old man… Santa Claus (33:13) to riff on women with santa fetishes, whether BBL’s feel different on your lap, and why Santa doesn’t have an alibi for January 6th. BUT FIRST-- someone jerked off at the studio and Michael got HURT doing the seggs. Thanks to Shopify for sponsoring this episode. Get a one-dollar-per-month trial at https://www.shopify.com/socksThanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. Go to https://www.PrizePicks.com/socks and use code socks for a first deposit match up to $100This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better sex? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping.

NEW MERCH OUT NOW at https://www.bit.ly/stiffsocksmerchThe boys pitch some insane shark tank ideas (47:34) + riff on the dude that got a tattoo of his favorite OF model, why the new Twitch Meta rules, and why Powerslap is absolutely electric. Thanks to MeUndies for sponsoring this episode. 20% + free shipping at https://www.meundies.com/socksThanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode. FREE 60 day trial at https://www.shipstation.com with code SOCKS.Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Free breakfast for life at https://www.hellofresh.com/socksfree with code socks free.Thanks to Aura Frames for sponsoring this episode. Get $30 off at https://www.auraframes.com/socksThanks to Microdose for sponsoring this episode. 30% off and free shipping at https://www.microdose.com with code SOCKS.

Want more Stiff Socks? Get an exclusive ad free episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts & Spotify.Trev catfishes Michael with an AI OF model and the boys riff on the insane twerk psychics in the GTA 6 trailer. They also discuss lot lizard inflation, the problem w/ having a hot doctor, the 2023 word of the year, AND hear from a listener that acted like a psychopath. -Thanks to Betterhelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socksThanks to Gametime for sponsoring this episode. Download the app and use code SOCKS for $20 off your first purchase.This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better s*x? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping.Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. Go to https://www.prizepicks.com/socks for a first deposit match up to $100

Steve-O is back in studio to take the boys behind the scenes of his new special - Steve-O’s Bucket List. They riff on how many pubes It takes to make a halloween costume, filming with Bill Burr, an insane tour of Michael’s cum closet, and what it’s like to nut while jumping out of a plane. Steve O's Bucket List is now available at https://www.SteveO.com Want more Stiff Socks? Get an exclusive ad free episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts & Spotify. Thanks to Aura Frames for sponsoring this episode. Get $30 off at https://www.auraframes.com with code SOCKS.

Support the pod and get an insane bonus episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod or with Stiff Socks+ on Apple Podcasts and Spotify. The boys riff on what generation is the h*rniest, wonder if you could goon in The Sphere, and try to figure out the worst thing to yell when you cum. Plus Michael discovered the hidden album on his camera roll and a listener got ptopped off to Pterodactyl. This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better s*x? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping. Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. Go to https://www.PrizePicks.com/SOCKS and use code SOCKS for a first deposit match up to $100 Thanks to Shopify for sponsoring this episode. Sign up for a one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://www.shopify.com/socks

Support the pod and get an insane extra episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod or with Stiff Socks+ on Apple Podcasts and Spotify.The boys riff on how long they’d survive as cavemen, . They also debate the sexiest names as decided by science, and take a deep dive on the insanity of Swingers Cruises. Plus a listener is curious about ball sucking and Trevor DROPPED HIS FIRST SPECIAL!Watch Trevor’s special Pterodactyl on Amazon Prime Video: https://www.amazon.com/Trevor-Wallace-Pterodactyl/dp/B0CH5JY5WTThanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode. Go to https://www.ShipStation.com and use code SOCKS today and sign up for your FREE 60-day trial.Thanks to Microdose for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off your first order + free shipping at https://www.microdose.com with code SOCKSThanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping at https://www.manscaped.com with code STIFFThanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode.Get FREE BREAKFAST for life at https://www.hellofresh.com/socksfree with code socksfree

Want a wild extra episode every Friday? You can do that AND support the pod by subscribing on Patreon, Spotify, or Apple Podcasts for just $5/month - https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodThe boys are back in studio to riff on Trev enlisting in The Floor General Army, the viral list of women’s worst first date spots, and how absolutely bagged out Lionel Messi is. They also hear from the audience about being so horny you almost ruin your life and learn that Trev used to drink warm O.J. like a psychopath. Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.BetterHelp.com/socksThis episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better s*x? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping.Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. Go to https://www.PrizePicks.com/socks and use code SOCKS for a first deposit match up to $100Thanks to Gametime for sponsoring this episode. Use code SOCKS when you download the app for $20 off your first purchase.

Want a wild extra episode every Friday? You can do that AND support the pod by subscribing on Patreon, Spotify, or Apple Podcasts for just $5/month - https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod The boys are joined for the second time by podcaster Sofia Franklyn. They get a woman’s perspective on an extremely Michael situation, learn how not to get a reply to a DM, and help a listener that’s trying to get more dominant in the bedroom. Follow Sofia/Sofia with an F: https://hoo.be/sofiafranklynaudi Thanks to Fitbod for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off your subscription at https://www.fitbod.me/SOCKS Thanks to NextEvo for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off at https://www.NextEvo.com

Support the pod and get an insane extra episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod or with Stiff Socks+ on Apple Podcasts and Spotify.The boys are joined by The Basement Yard's Joe Santagato to riff on being quietly fired, getting comedy advice from Tim Dillon , and why curving The Rock turned out to be a great career move. They also discuss how Pawn Stars has insane appraisers, why asking for directions in 2023 is sketchy af, and which underrated sauces should be mainstream.Follow Joe / The Basement Yard:https://www.instagram.com/JoeSantagatohttps://www.youtube.com/c/TheBasementYardThanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. Go to https://www.PrizePicks.com/SOCKS and use code SOCKS for a first deposit match up to $100Thanks to NBA 2k Mobile for sponsoring this episode. Download NBA 2K Mobile FREE on the AppStore or Google Play and use promo code TATUM2KMOBILE toreceive a Jason Tatum Pearl Tier CardThis episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better s*x? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping.

Support the pod and get an insane extra episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod or with Stiff Socks+ on Apple Podcasts and Spotify. The boys dive in on some popular conspiracy theories and discover a new bigfoot sighting (and another one on the hub) in the process. They also riff on Michael getting Door Dash Dome, Trevor’s chaotic dating life, and hear from a listener that lost his virginity in a 3sum with an OF model. Thanks to Microdose for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off and free shipping at https://www.microdose.com Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. First deposit match up to $100 at https://www.prizepicks.com/SOCKS with code SOCKS Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode. Use code SOCKS for a free 60-day trial at https://www.shipstation.com

Support the pod and get an insane extra episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod or with Stiff Socks+ on Apple Podcasts and Spotify.OUR LIVES ARE FALLING APART. Trev has a scorpion infestation and Michael is still houseless. They riff on the worst ways to get rid of scorpions, some of the most insane lyrics from the new Drake album, and why IHOP steak tips are the best choice after a night of fingering. Plus they hear from a listener that has to fantasize during coitus and learn about Joe Budden's very bad day.Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. Go to https://www.PrizePicks.com/SOCKS and use code SOCKS for a first deposit match up to $100Recover properly with Waterboy and get 15% off with promo code SOCKS at https://www.waterboy.com/SOCKSThis episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better sex? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping.Thanks to Shopify for sponsoring this episode. Get a one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://www.shopify.com/socks

Support the pod and get an insane extra episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod or with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts and Spotify.The boys riff on Trev’s Fuck TSA era, recap Michael’s special filming in Denver, and learn about the Youtube prankster that got shot in the mall by a DoorDash driver. Michael also almost fired his videographer, Trev had a dream about Michael, and a listener needed help with a misplaced dildo. SCIENCE.Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get 50% off and free shipping at https://www.hellofresh.com/50socks with code 50socks.Thanks to Gametime for sponsoring this episode. Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code SOCKS for $20 off your first purchase.Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks

Support the pod and get an insane extra episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod or with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts and Spotify. One for the books. The boys are joined once again by adult actress and content creator Mia Malkova. They riff on open relationships, how Michael got in trouble after her last appearance, the real reason some p*rn stars don’t want to hook up with normal citizens, and how sometimes after a hard days work you just gotta sleep in pee. Thanks to NextEVO for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off with promo code SOCKS at https://www.nextevo.com1

Michael had a wild FT jerk off and Trev's driving with his dick out?? The boys also learn how much hitmen make annually, try to decide which Sesame Street characters lay pipe, and hear from a listener that had a run in with an arsonist. Hear the full episode, get 4 extra episodes a month and instant access to the whole bonus episode catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod or with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts and Spotify.

The boys are joined by the legend himself Jo Koy! They rifff on how TikTok is this generation’s Tonight Show, why opening for Cedric the Entertainer taught Jo a valuable lesson, and help a listener that had an awkward run in with his friend’s mom. They also get into investing in Las Vegas (RIP Hooters Hotel) and how to keep writing new material when you’ve filmed a million specials. Thanks to Factor for sponsoring this episode. Use code socks50 to get 50% off at https://www.factormeals.com/socks50 Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with code STIFF at https://www.manscaped.com Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode. Get a FREE 60 day trial at https://www.ShipStation.com with code SOCKS Thanks to LiquidIV for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off with promo code SOCKS at https://www.LiquidIV.com This episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better s*x? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping.

Support the pod and get 4 exclusive ad-free episodes for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks Trevor went on his first Hinge date and Michael’s worried he has a small dick. The boys also get an update on the “that motherfucker is not real” lady Tiffany Gomas, learn about pap smears, and hear from a listener that fell in love with the foreign exchange student living at their cousins house. Thanks to goodr for sponsoring this episode. goodr.com/SOCKS and use code SOCKS to get FREE shipping Thanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. PrizePicks.com/SOCKS and use code SOCKS for a first deposit match up to $100 Thanks to Shopify for sponsoring this episode. Get a one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://www.shopify.com/socks Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get 50% off PLUS 15% off the next 2 months with code 50socks at https://www.hellofresh.com/50socks

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Support the pod and get 4 exclusive ad-free episodes for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks The boys riff on “Locks For Love” but for your dick, wearing adult diapers to a Taylor Swift concert, and Michael’s first date at a country music concert. They also discover an insane s*x toy and try to figure out if you could bang George Washington’s teeth out. Thanks to NextEvo for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off + a FREE bottle of Premium Pure CBD at https://www.NextEvo.com/sock Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% Off and Free Shipping at https://www.manscaped.com with code STIFF

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Support the pod and get 4 exclusive ad-free episodes for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socksThe boys are back in studio to hear Michael's joker origin story (it literally might be worse than the wetwet story.) They also get into JO'ing to the phub preview thumbnails, the math behind making nut, and why you should always downplay your d*ck. Thanks to Goodr for sponsoring this episode. Get free shipping on your order at https://www.goodr.com/SOCKS with code SOCKS.Thanks to Fitbod for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off your subscription at https://www.fitbod.me/socksThanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Go to https://www.Hellofresh.com/50socks and use code 50socks for 50% off plus free shippingThanks to Shipstation for sponsoring this episode. Get a free 60 day trial at https://www.shipstation.com/socksThanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping with code STIFF at https://www.manscaped.com

The boys are in Ibiza! They riff on how badly they're bombing in Spain, how everyone on the island is a DJ, and how not getting hoes on a boat is actually a good thing. They also hear from a listener who got compared to their brother in the bedroom. SPAIN! SCIENCE!Thanks to Freeze Pipe for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your order at https://www.TheFreezePipe.comThanks to Gametime for sponsoring this episode. Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code SOCKS for $20 off your first purchase.Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.BetterHelp.com/socksThanks to Shopify for sponsoring this episode. Sign up for a one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://www.shopify.com/socksThis episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Want to have better sex? Visit https://go.bluechew.com/socks to receive your first month FREE -- pay only $5 shipping.

The boys are back in studio to riff on why pornstars are elite at sexting, Lizzo’s wild lawsuit, and a guy that spent $14k to turn into a border collie. They also hear from a listener that had a run in with a wedding photoshoot and discover the insanity of NPC livestreams.Hear the full episode AND get instant access to 190 bonus eps for $5/month after free trial at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks

Support the pod and get 4 exclusive ad-free episodes for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socksThe boys are in Amsterdam! They divulge the secrets of the red light district, explain how Michael got so mad he almost flew home, and try to figure out why there are so many beautiful people on bicycles. They also get hammered and hear from a listener about a brand new kind of fleshlight.Thanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off with code SOCKS at https://www.liquidiv.com