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The boys riff on listener questions about GILFs, vasectomies, and standing out on dating apps. They also discuss the insane way Michael jerks off in the bathroom and hear from a listener about shaving your ass for a cougar. Hear the full episode and get an exclusive episode every Friday and instant access to 160+ bonus episodes for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks

Support the boys and get an exclusive ad-free episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socksThe boys riff on 3AM sex propositions, hanging out with your neighbors that have heard you doing the coitus, and how Jack probably has CTE. They also share some of their very early stand-up material and hear from a listener whose boyfriend got really offended about coming too quick.Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode. Get a 60 day free trial at https://www.shipstation.com/socksThanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month for FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKSThanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off + free shipping at https://manscaped.com/stiffThanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get 18 free meals and free shipping at https://www.HelloFresh.com/socks18Thanks to Lucy for sponsoring this episode. Get $10 off your first order at https://www.lucy.co with promo code SOCKS

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Trev discovered the secret to making women cum? The boys get into that, plus cumming so hard you gotta go to Home Depot, sad holiday meat beating, and a listener story about a run-in with a MILF. Science. Support the boys, hear the full episode AND get an exclusive extra episode every Friday for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Support the boys and get an extra episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socksThe boys plan out some birthday sex, debate if Trev jerks off like a psychopath, and react to AI generated portraits of themselves. They also hear from a listener with a cum eating fetish and wonder what the worst dirty talk is. Thanks to Lucy for sponsoring this episode. Get $10 off your first order with promo code SOCKS at https://www.lucy.coThanks to SeatGeek for sponsoring this episode. Use code SOCKS for $20 off your first SeatGeek order at https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/SOCKS

Michael loses his shirt, Trev yells about Cleveland, and the boys embrace bean bag vibes. They also riff on Michael’s recent college show and hear from a listener that might be into clowns. Support the boys, hear the full episode, AND get an exclusive extra episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks

Support the boys and get an extra wild bonus episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks The boys riff on the best thanksgiving foods to use in the bedroom, how to get laid in your hometown, and how everytime you cum it’s draft day. Theo Von also stops by to discuss what kind of truck his dick would drive, and the boys hear from a listener who cried during a BJ. Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first order FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKSThanks to Mint Mobile for sponsoring this episode. Buy 3 months and get 3 months FREE at https://www.mintmobile.com/socksThanks to Microdose Gummies for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off and free shipping at https://www.microdose.com with promo code SOCKSThanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping at https://www.manscaped.com/stiff

Support the pod AND get an exclusive episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks The boys riff on how Trev is the Brian Scalabrine of sex, failing to cum in a dream, and running errands after coitus. They also hear from a listener with an interesting JO method and learn that Michael wants to raw dog an alien. Thanks to Seatgeek for sponsoring this episode. Get $20 off your first order at https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/SOCKS Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off + free shipping at https://manscaped.com/stiff Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get 65% off + free shipping at https://www.hellofresh.com/socks65 Thanks to Microdose Gummies for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off + free shipping at https://www.microdose.com with promo code SOCKS

Support the pod, hear the full episode, and get an exclusive episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socksThe boys riff on People's Sexiest Man Alive 2022 announcement, dating Kylie Jenner, and whether or not a Minnie Mouse costume is hot. They also help a listener with some sex-with-desserts advice and hear a couple of Coptin GeGe impressions.

Support the pod AND get an exclusive extra episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socksThe boys are joined by adult performer Angela White to riff on why libraries are so hot, what happens when you cum too quick in the blowbang, and how Angela has a plan to make you fail No Nut November. They also help a listener exploring cuckoldry and debate the age old question: Whose cum is it really? Find more of Angela at https://www.AngelaWhite.comThanks to Shipstation for sponsoring this episode. FREE 60 day trial at https://www.shipstation.com/socks Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKSThanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. Get a 100% instant deposit match up to $100 with code SOCKS when you download the app or go to https://www.PrizePicks.com Thanks to Helix for sponsoring this episode. Get up to $200 off and 2 free pillows at https://www.helixsleep.com/socks

The boys riff on how Trev almost pulled a Michael in a deli, why getting dressed after sex is the right choice, and how paper bag fuckin' is WILD. They also hear from a listener whose girlfriend has a super special talent. Support the pod, hear the full episode, and get exclusive BTS bonus content, access to the stiff socks discord, and more for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Support the pod AND get an ad-free extra wild extra episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + at https://www.apple.co/socks They boys riff on Trev’s changing nipple color, Megan Fox’s extremely hot halloween costume, and doing good deeds to get hoes. They also hear from a listener that had a bad anniversary and pick which ancient erotic art they could use to get a nut out. Thanks to SeatGeek for sponsoring this episode. Use code SOCKS for $20 off your first SeatGeek order at https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/SOCKS Thanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this episode. Get 15% off your order with promo code SOCKS at https://www.liquidiv.com Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month FREE with promo code SOCKS at https://www.bluechew.com

Support the pod and get an exclusive bonus episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks It’s spooky season, so the boys are here to riff on the sexiest halloween costumes, Trevor’s bad taste in candy, and why Michael not be the only person on Earth that’s attracted to zombies. They also hear from a listener that works at a haunted house and learn how to jerk off with just your imagination. Thanks to Microdose Gummies for sponsoring this episode. Get free shipping and 30% off your order at https://www.microdose.com with code SOCKS. Thanks to Shopify for sponsoring this episode. Get a FREE trial at https://www.shopify.com/socks. Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first order FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS.

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To celebrate the 3 year anniversary of Patreon, the boys invited a psychic in studio to give a tarot card reading. The results were... chaotic. Is someone trying to fight Michael? Is someone else trying to bang Trevor? Let’s see what the future holds.Support the pod, hear the full episode, and get an exclusive bonus ep every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Support the pod and get an exclusive bonus episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks The boys are joined by the legend Tana Mongeau to talk about how Trev met Tana on the worst night of her life, why women love fall so much, and why Stiff Socks should be the new creative directors for Tana’s Onlyfans. They also hear from a listener with a staircase fetish and try to figure out why Michael’s so into post-nut shopping. Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode. Get a 60 day free trial at https://www.ShipStation.com with promo code SOCKS Thanks to Helix for sponsoring this episode. Get up to $200 off and 2 free pillows at https://www.helixsleep.com/socks Thanks to Microdose Gummies for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off and free shipping at https://www.microdose.com with promo code SOCKS

The boys discover a new genre of porn, wonder what it was like to fuck a flapper in the 1920s, and learn about the great dildo lawsuits of the 17th century. They also plan a nice relaxing evening for Trevor and hear from a listener that turned into an accidental bull.Support the pod, hear the full episode, and get an exclusive episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks

Support the pod and get an exclusive bonus episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks The boys discover the Wim Hof Method of jerking off, determine that getting road head might actually be the safest way to drive, and try to figure out why Fleshlight wants you to bang your Jeep Wrangler. They also hear from a listener about having sex with clothes on and demonstrate once and for all the correct way to pee. Thanks to Mint Mobile for sponsoring this episode. Get a new wireless plan for just $15/month at https://www.mintmobile.com/SOCKS Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping with code STIFF at https://www.manscaped.com Thanks to Microdose Gummies for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off and free shipping with code SOCKS at https://www.microdose.com Thanks to Betterhelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.Betterhelp.com/SOCKS

The boys riff on the best places to find wholesome hoes, how MILF's be knowing, and how Michael got extremely frustrated at a cell phone salesman. They also hear from a listener who had a long road trip and decide that the T-Mobile Sidekick was the most fuckboi phone of all time. Support the pod and hear full episode, PLUS get an exclusive bonus episode every Friday instant access to 150+ episodes in the Patreon back catalog Stiff Socks discord and more for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Support the pod and get an exclusive bonus episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks The boys are joined by Trevor’s dad to riff on his unconventional “birds and the bees” talk, going with the homies to a porn theater, and the lengths you used to have to go through to find some tits. They also talk about what Trev was like as a kid and when he knew Trevor would make it in comedy. Thanks to FUM for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your order with code SOCKS at https://breathefum.com/SOCKS Thanks to Microdose Gummies for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off and free shipping at https://www.microdose.com with promo code SOCKS Thanks to Shopify for sponsoring this episode. Sign up for a FREE trial at https://www.shopify.com/socks

Support the pod and get an exclusive bonus episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks The boys riff on how Trev dipped his toes into some goth porn, Michael flipped the script on POV porn, and how parents always knew what “how long will you be gone?” meant. Plus Michael designed a goon cave and Adam Levine might lose his adderal brand deal. Thanks to Prize Picks for sponsoring this episode. Get a $100 instant deposit match with promo code SOCKS at https://www.PrizePicks.com or on the Prize Picks app. Thanks to Microdose for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off your order and free shipping at https://www.microdose.com with code SOCKS. Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get 65% off and free shipping at https://www.HelloFresh.com/socks65

The boys hatch a plan to get milked in Kuwait, hear from a listener about an edging incident, and subscribe to Tommy Lee's Onlyfans to see what all the fuss is about.Hear the full episode, support the pod, and get an exclusive bonus episode every Friday (+ instant access to over 150 bonus eps) for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks

Get an exclusive episode every Friday and instant access to 150+ ad-free bonus eps from the back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socksThe boys riff on an insane Megan Thee Stallion cameo in She-Hulk, get an update on how Michael bangs too loud, and wonder if xanned out dogs can rap. They also hear from a listener about clapping cheeks in a bounce house and try to quiz Trevor on some classic movies.Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode. Get a 60 day free trial at https://www.shipstation.com with code SOCKS.Thanks to Helix for sponsoring this episode. Get up to $200 off and two free pillows at https://www.helixsleep.com/socksThanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping at https://www.manscaped.com with promo code STIFF.

Support the pod, get an exclusive episode every Friday, and much more at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod or with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks The boys riff on Michael’s hiking trip to Seattle, talking dirty with your neighbors, and getting milked at the lactation station. They also hear from a listener that had a run-in with a stuck vibrator and weigh in on the controversial reddit post about regrettable sex playlists. Thanks to Microdose for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off and free shipping at https://www.microdose.com with promo code SOCKS Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Try it for FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/SOCKS Thanks to Backbone for sponsoring this episode. Get free access to over 350 console games and perks at https://www.PlayBackBone.com/SOCKS

Hear the full episode, support the podcast, and get a brand new exclusive episode every Friday for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks The boys riff on Vegas buffets, the problem with Blau's new apartment, and how you can always spot a rescue dog. They also have some advice for a listener with a haircut problem.

Support the boys AND get an exclusive bonus ep every Friday for $5/ at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodThe boys are joined by the Lena the Plug & Adam22 to riff on riff on why colonoscopy cameras are the next evolution of P.O.V. videos, the challenges of designing a podcast set that’s also good for porn, and why banging in an Easter Bunny outfit is better than you’d think. Check out Plug Talk at https://www.onlyplugtalk.com, Touchy Subject at https://www.touchysubjectpodcast.com, and No Jumper at https://www.nojumper.comThanks to Microdose for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off and free shipping at https://www.microdose.com with code SOCKSThanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKSThanks to PrizePicks for sponsoring this episode. Get a 100% instant deposit match up to $100 with promo code SOCKS at https://www.prizepicks.com or on the PrizePicks app.Thanks to True Classic for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off with promo code SOCKS at https://www.trueclassic.com

The boys riff on a lady that married a train station, discover that Michael might have money in his walls, and scientifically determine if Trevor would actually have a rack. They also hear from a listener about a pregnancy scare and find out how to get sucked off by a Tesla. Support the pod, hear the full episode, and get an exclusive bonus ep every Friday for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks

The boys riff on Trevor’s new car, Michael running out of lube on vacation, and how to compliment a cooter. They also hear from a listener that made a big change after the pandemic and try to figure out who the GOAT of getting laid is. Support the boys and get an exclusive extra episode every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks Thanks to SKYN for sponsoring this episode. Shop condoms, massagers and more on Amazon, at Walmart, or at https://www.skyn.com Thanks to Backbone for sponsoring this episode. Get FREE access to over 350 console games and perks at https://www.PlayBackbone.com/socks Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get 16 free meals and 3 free grifts at https://www.HelloFresh.com/socks16 with code socks16. Thanks to Fum for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your order at https://www.breathefum.com/SOCKS

The boys learn some basic sex ed, discover the world’s largest didldo, and riff on mediocre nuts. They also wonder if electricity is bad and hear from a listener that fucked up some dirty talk. Support the pod, hear the rest of the episode, and get a new bonus ep every Friday for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks

The boys are joined by comedian Whitney Cummings to talk about the childhood trauma that makes you funnier, modern masculinity, and why incest smells so bad. They also help a listener break some bad news to his brother and learn why Whitney is saving drugs for the nursing home. Get a bonus episode every Friday and instant access to the bonus episode back catalog for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with a free trial of Stiff Socks+ on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first shipment free at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Shipstation for sponsoring this episode. Get a 60 day free trial at https://www.shipstation.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Helix for sponsoring this episode. Get up to $200 off and 2 free pillow at https://www.helixsleep.com/socks Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping with promo code STIFF at https://www.manscaped.com

The boys riff on athletes showing dong on live TV, eating cooter standing up, and jerkin off in hospital parking lots. Plus Theo Von drops in at the end of the episode (53:45) to riff on Monty Lopez boxing Yung Gravy, vaping on planes, and why it’s easy to wish for sex in Louisiana. Support the boys, get 4 bonus eps a month AND instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/ at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks Thanks to Microdose Gummies for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off your order and free shipping at https://www.microdose.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this episode. Get 15% off at https://www.liquidiv.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to SKYN for sponsoring this episode. Shop condoms, personal massagers and more at https://www.SKYN.com.

The boys riff on step twins, how hangovers can ruin everything, and the economics of feet pics. They also discuss jerkin’ and driving and come up with a wild idea for 10k patrons. Support the boys, hear the full episode AND get 4 bonus eps a month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod or with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks

The boys try VR porn and reminisce on how much harder they had it as young lads. Plus Trev had a wild weekend in Hawaii and Michael be cummin’ in abandoned apartments. They also hear from a listener who jerks off on cruise control and try to figure out what John Mayer’s body count is. Get your Stiff Socks merch while you still can at https://www.stiffsocksmerch.com. Support the boys and get 4 bonus eps a month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to Microdose Gummies for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off your order at https://www.microdose.com with promo code SOCKS.

The boys riff on making Howcast videos in 2022, wonder how Tom Hanks jerked off on that island, and learn about a couple of twins that married a couple of twins. They also hear from a listener about fingering a girl so good she passes out and decide that shut up is one of the best insults.Support the boys and get 4 bonus eps a month + instant access to 145+ back catalog bonus episodes for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks

The boys discuss how Michael tried the cum quick challenge, learn about a secret swinger code for Florida retirees, and decide that most things are a scam. They also hear from a listener that did some digging up the family tree. Merch drop August 1st! Check @stiffsockspod on Instagram for sneak peeks and get access to the store a day early at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Support the boys and get 4 bonus eps a month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks Thanks to Microdose Gummies for sponsoring this episode. Get free shipping and 30% off your first order with code SOCKS at https://www.microdose.com Thanks to FUM for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off at https://www.breathefum.com/SOCKS

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The boys are coming at you from the NEW STUDIO to riff on Michael getting wrecked by Ace Hardware, how Trev almost got in a fight in Austin, and whether or not genies have dicks. They also try to figure out Siblings or Dating and hear from a listener who got some awful news from their girlfriend. Get 4 exclusive episodes a month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + at https://www.apple.co/socks Thanks to Shipstation for sponsoring this episode. Get a 60 day free trial at https://www.shipstation.com with promo code SOCKSThanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get 16 free meals and a free gift at https://www.hellofresh.com/socks16 Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first order FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS.Thanks to Microdose gummies for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off your order at https://www.microdose.com with promo code SOCKS.

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The boys riff on Trev’s insane JO habits, debate what the horniest colleges in America are, and argue about whether 69’ing is actually trash. Plus a listener writes in about a new kink that’s sending a ton of people to the hospital. Get an exclusive bonus episode every Friday at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod or with Stiff Socks+ on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks Thanks to Lucy for sponsoring this episode. Use promo code SOCKS at https://www.lucy.co Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off at https://www.manscaped.com with promo code STIFF Thanks to PolicyGenius for sponsoring this episode. See how much you could save at https://www.policygenius.com/SOCKS Thanks to Microdose Gummies for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off your first order at https://www.microdose.com with promo code SOCKS

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The boys are joined by comic Annie Lederman to riff about killing your dad on ayahausca, why you should never give your feet away for free, and manifesting success through the power of masturbation. You can find Annie @annielederman and her podcast Trash Tuesday at https://www.annielederman.com Get 4 bonus eps a month and instant access to 140+ episodes in the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Helix for sponsoring this episode. Get $200 off and 2 free pillows at https://www.helixsleep.com/socks Thanks to Black Buffalo for sponsoring this episode. Get 15% off with promo code SOCKS at https://www.BlackBuffalo.com. Must be 21+ Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get 16 free meals and 3 free gifts at https://www.HelloFresh.com/socks16

The boys riff on the meanest thing someone could say to them, learn how pigeons bang, and decide that leap years are stupid. They also hear from a listener that got cheated on in an unexpected way. Hear the full episode AND get an exclusive episode every Friday (+ instant access to 140 bonus episodes) for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys riff on dating Amber Heard, the best out of pocket roleplay ideas, and getting hammered at a bachelor party while listening to 90's R&B. They also hear from a listener in a sticky situation and try to figure out why Mr. Beast is the best at Youtube. Watch the Yaris get blown up AND get an exclusive episode every Friday AND instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Liquid Death for sponsoring this episode. Get free shipping on water and merch at https://www.liquiddeath.com/SOCKS Thanks to SeatGeek for sponsoring this episode. Get $20 off tickets at https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/SOCKS Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping at https://www.manscaped.com/ with promo code STIFF Thanks to Athletic Greens for sponsoring this episode. Get a year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs of AG1 at https://www.athleticgreens.com/SOCKS

The boys riff on doing ayahausca, taking zoom calls at the zen retreat, and how saltwater is real bad for phones. They also realize that stand-up comedy was WILD in the 80's and hear from a listener that had an unfortunate catfishing incident. Hear the full episode AND watch the boys literally blow up the Yaris (video out now!) for $5/month on Patreon. You also get instant access to 140 eps in the Patreon back catalog + the stiff socks discord and more. https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys check out the wild world of AI sex robots, debate whether or not you should pay for Ubers for someone you're hooking up with, and hear from a listener that had a wild tale of revenge banging. They also decide that celery is trash and decide which jobs are red flags in a relationship.Watch us blow up the Yaris AND get an exclusive bonus episode every week for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodThanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com with promo code SOCKS.Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS.Thanks to LiquidIV for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off your order at https://www.liquidIV.com with promo code SOCKS.Thanks to Microdose for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off your order at https://www.microdose.com with promo code SOCKS.

The boys riff on the stupid shit that makes you very mad, the kid that did the worm at every bar mitzvah, and hear from a listener that's been getting topped off by t-ball moms. Plus a bunch more of your questions and suggestions.Hear the full episode and get instant access to the entire Patreon back catalog AND be one of the first to see the Blow Up the Yaris documentary premiering this Friday for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys riff on Trevor's cum quick challenge, how Michael lost his booty virginity, and how Trev has a devoted following on WikiFeet. They also help a listener navigate a new relationship and try to figure out why friends can't help eachother bang. Get 4 bonus eps a month, instant access to the Patreon back catalog, and be one of the first to see the premiere of the Blow Up the Yaris doc June 10th at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Keeps for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month free at https://www.keeps.com/socks Thanks to Helix for sponsoring this episode. Get $200 off your mattress order and two free pillows at https://www.helixsleep.com/socks Thanks to Microdose for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off and free shipping at https://www.microdose.com with code SOCKS. Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping at https://www.manscaped.com with promo code STIFF.

The boys went live and riffed on your questions, including their favorite moments from the tour and going to the strip club with your boss. PLUS a sneak peak at some of the footage from blowing up the Yaris.Hear the full episode, tune in to future livestreamed episodes, and get instant access to the whole Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod