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The boys are back in town. They riff on Howcast, how Chet Hanks is wilding, how bush's baked beans had some crazy commercials and the rules behind pranking your drunk friends. also, the boys become unofficial stiff socks godparents. So hop on your right foot and make your next move your best move, because this is a science podcast. Get the full episode + instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The scientists are at it again. They riff on Trev’s weird dog birthday show, the politics of jerking off into a condom, and how jellyfish have vaginas. They also chat about a good ole raw unadulterated cooter flash. We are science and science is us.Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodThanks to Honey for sponsoring this episode. Get honey for free at www.joinhoney.com/socksThanks to SKYN for sponsoring this episode. Shop SKYN condoms at amazon.comThanks to Keeps for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month of treatment free at keeps.com/socks

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Well the bois flew to Miami and did the show on THE bang bus. You read that right. They interviewed porn legend Peter Green and got some valuable cumming too quick tips, how he shot with Lisa Ann, and his 70 person gang bang. *clears throat*... SCIENCE. Get 4 bonus episodes a month + instant access to the Patreon back catalog at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Liquid I.V. for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off at www.liquidiv.com with our promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Betterhelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to BlueChew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first order FREE at www.bluechew.com with our code SOCKS.

The boys riff on how bees fuck till they die, jerking off with Goldbond, and how much money Belle Delphine made off her bathwater. They also discover that almond milk is nut water. This is a science podcast. Get four bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Babbel for sponsoring this episode. Get an extra three months free at www.babbel.com with our code SOCKS Thanks to Mint Mobile for sponsoring this episode. Get premium wireless service for $15/month at www.mintmobile.com/socks Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off at www.manscaped.com/stiff

The boys riff on drunk Trev confronting an intruder, wonder why stuck porn is so popular, and we learn that Michael really wants a sex dungeon. Plus a listener fills everyone in on a wild blowjob tip. Get the full episode + 4 bonus episodes a month + instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Trev and Blau discuss their love of crocheting and handmade soup... SIKE. They riff on how accordion players must finger good, Trev's new kitten interrupting the banging, and how a cooter is a Florida vagina. They also outline what exactly is a... stepdad dick. Science. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off at www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to Raycon for sponsoring this episode. Get 15% off at www.buyraycon.com/socks Thanks to Vincero Watches for sponsoring this episode. Get 15% off at www.vincerowatches.com/socks

The boys went live on Patreon and discussed jerking off analog, how Michael knows exactly what he'd do if he woke up as a woman, and how to stop a robbery with your mouth. They also help a listener up his dating app game. Get the full episode + 4 bonus episodes a month + instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The myth, the man, the legend... STEVE-O in the studio! They riff on how he did coke with Mike Tyson, bellyflopping into your own pee, and all steve-o’s crazy cop encounters. They also discuss the proper steps to getting a nut off while skydiving. Science. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodThanks to Lucy for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off at www.lucy.co with our promo code SOCKS.Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first purchase at www.hawthorne.co with promo code SOCKS.Thanks to Honey for sponsoring this episode. Join for free at www.joinhoney.com/socks

The boys catch up with Mr. 2Fine Senior himself to find out what it was like raising our resident Floor General, if he was really conceived in a coke fueled Thanksgiving frenzy, whether or not he knew about Michael's love of the ground, and why Quaaludes are the best. Get the full episode, 4 bonus episodes a month, and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The gang riff on Michael doing mushrooms for the first time, Trevors downstairs neighbors from hell, and big dongs at the urinal. They also discuss how to tell your man you've banged a BUNCH. Science. Life. Stiff Socks. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodThanks to Nu-X for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off with our code SOCKS at www.nu-x.comThanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first order free with our code SOCKS at www.BlueChew.comThanks to BetterHELP for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off counseling at www.betterhelp.com/socks

The boys riff on another Blaustein breakup, why it's hard to date a comedian, and how handjobs to completion are actually kind of dope. They also talk about what a freak Tom Brady is and get a listener story about crazy shit third graders bring to school. Get the full episode plus 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Twall and MikeB riff on Trevs sexy Valentine’s Day trip, how church is horny, and the best place to meet a wife. They also discuss the pros and cons of using a guy's hair as a cum rag. HELLO... SCIENCE PODCAST. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodThanks to Mint Mobile for sponsoring this episode. Get a wireless plan for just $15/month at www.mintmobile.com/socks.Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping at www.manscaped.com with our code STIFF.Thanks to Babbel for sponsoring this episode. Get 6 months for the price of 3 at www.babbel.com with our code SOCKS.

bbno$ is in the building! bbno$ and the bois riff on rappers retirement, how hot Titanic Leo was, and what bbno$ bought with his first bag. They also discuss what scientists have been debating for years... what is the JO to-do list? Stiff Socks is science and science is stiff socks. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Vincero for sponsoring this episode. Get 15% off your order at www.vincerowatches.com/socks Thanks to Raycon for sponsoring this episode. Get 15% off your order at www.buyraycons.com/socks Thanks to nu-x for sponsoring this episode.Get 20% off with our code SOCKS at www.nu-x.com

The boys chop it up about losing money on Gamestop, how fast Blau can make himself cum, getting cock-blocked by cats, and getting sucked off in a used 2017 bmw 4 series with the M sport package. Plus some advice on going from hookup to relationship and a COCK TALK submission about girls going to the bathroom together. Get the full episode + 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The gang casually gabs about jamming footlockers in asses, how festival banging is disgusting, and whether or not you should subscribe to an exes onlyfans. They also discuss the act of being too sleepy to cum. We said it once, we'll say it again... science podcast. Get for 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Honey for sponsoring this episode. Start saving money at www.joinhoney.com/socks Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your order at www.hawthorne.co with our promo code socks. Thanks to nu-x for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order at www.nu-x.com with our promo code socks.

The boys are joined by Chloe, who's here to shine a light on the legend of The Floor General. She answers a ton of questions, like does Michael actually fuck good? What's he packing? What does he sound like when he cums? This is a biology (science) podcast. Get the full episode, 4 bonus episodes a month, and instant access to the entire Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The bois go off the rails riffing on invoicing ass, high school fights, and the one thing America is the most divided on... does Tim Allen lay pipe. They also discuss Michael’s footjob shenanigans in Arizona. This podcast is life. This podcast is science. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first order free at www.bluechew.com with our promo code SOCKS Thanks to Vincero for sponsoring this episode. Get 15% off your order at www.vincerowatches.com/socks Thanks to Mint Mobile for sponsoring this episode. Get your new wireless plan for just $15/month at www.mintmobile.com/socks

The scientists riff on how gross comedy condos are, how there's always a dude with an eye patch at the strip club, and hear about a guy that came to the sound of Michael's voice. This is an ASMR podcast. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the entire Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Stiff Socks get wiiild in this one. They discuss the effects of WHOREantine, the fuck a vag doctor is, and how Michael bought his first onlyfans. They also riff on the ins and outs of a female urethra.... Bill Nye would be proud. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the entire Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order at www.manscaped.com/stiff Thanks to Raycon for sponsoring this episode. Get 15% off all their products at www.buyraycon.com/socks Thanks to FRE for sponsoring this episoe. Get 20% off with our code stiffsocks at www.frepouch.com

The boys went live on Patreon, riffed on a bunch of stuff and answered a ton of your questions, like how Monopoly is a great board game for jews, what the best liquid you could cum would be, and if your bf won't go down on you but does want to be pegged, should you bail? Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the entire Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Well everyone guess what?… the scientists are science-ing again. The bois riff on how Trevor sorta said no to The Weeknd, why ankle monitors are hilarious, and how all women love baths more than life itself. Oh and they also discover St. Bernard blow jobs and how to play hide and go seek the dick. This is a podcast about love, life, and of course… science. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the huge Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to World Series of Poker for sponsoring this episode. Get a million bonus chips when you download the app with our promo code WSOPSOCKS. Thanks to Fre for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off with our code stiffsocks at www.frepouch.com

The boys riff on having beef at the dog park, how lottery scratch offs are a hoax, why everyone in Phoenix is hot, and why the energizer bunny is not actually a good drummer. Also Michael decides he's looking for love and figures out that a famous people dating app might not be the best way to find it. Hear the rest of this episode, get 4 bonus episodes a month, and gain instant access to the Patreon back catalog for only $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Twall and Mblau are up to their usual shenanigans. They talk about jerking off at the club, how doc martens make them hard, and how horny people will fight you. They also discuss whether or not it's weird to sleep with a stuffed animal when you are 28 years old. This is a podcast about semen and science. Get four bonus episodes a month plus instant access to the entire Patreon back catalog for only $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to FRE for sponsoring this episode. Go to www.frepouch.com and use our code Stiffsocks for 20% off your order. Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first purchase at www.hawthorne.co with our promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Honey for sponsoring this episode. Get Honey for free at www.joinhoney.com/socks

Happy new year! The boys riff on why there are so many names for blowjobs, decide that strippers always seem to drive blue honda accords, and learn about how weed gets rid of the gag reflex. Plus Michael reconnects with Knuckles and Trev has a behind the scenes story about a recent TikTok video. Get the full episode + 4 bonus episodes a month for only $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The bois go in on this one. They riff on grandma's bubble baths, snowman dicks, and how horny malls are. They also dissect the inner workings of friends with benefits. Oh and it's TREVOR'S BIRTHDAY!!! Science.Get four bonus episodes a month for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

MERRY CHRISTMAS! The boys have a holiday hangout, riff on goth mrs clause, learn about pheromones, and talk about their wholesome ass dads. We've also got a COCK TALK about a patreon member's bad breakup. Hear the full episode + 4 bonus episodes a month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Tiny Meat Gang joins the bois on this one. They riff on Secret Santa Fleshlights, white people drinking culture, and how Cody got punked on a boat. They also talk wild foot focused wet dreams. Science. Meat Science. Get a bonus episode every week and more exclusive content for only $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to the World Series of Poker app for sponsoring this episode. Get a million free bonus chips by downloading the free World Series of Poker app and using our code WSOPSOCKS. Thanks to Talkspace for sponsoring this episode. Get $100 off your first month with our code SOCKS at www.talkspace.com

The boys decide that scorpios are out here, wonder why the 1800s didn't make any sense, and learn about how Michael went on a date with Tiger King. They also riff on why Twitter sucks and how OnlyFans creators must have the same creative problems as comedians. Want to hear the full episode? Get four bonus episodes a month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod for only $5/month!

Holy shit it’s the 100th ep.. and the bois of course got willlld. They discussed going raw dog crazy, modern chastity belts, and how Trev is a ninja with the bra strap. They also discuss the biggest question of 2020: how does one make a fleshlight in jail? Get 4 extra episodes a month + exclusive bonuses for only $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Hello Tushy for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off plus free shipping at www.hellotushy.com/SOCKS Thanks to DHM Detox for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off your first order with promo code SOCKS25 at www.NoDaysWasted.CO/SOCKS25 Thanks to Manscaped to sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order at www.manscaped.com/stiff

The boys chop it up about dick pic techniques, why old photos always look so sad, and how the California gold rush was the perfect excuse to leave your family behind in Montana. They also riff on tiktok houses and hear from a listener whose boyfriend is cut from the same cloth as the Floor General himself. Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon to get 4 extra episodes a month for only $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Trev and Blau discuss how Blau got dumped, Spotify wrapped, and how warm exact vaginas can get. They also break down how blue balls is just a brain freeze for your dick. Y'know... science. Get an extra episode a week + bonus content for only $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first order free at www.bluechew.com with offer code SOCKS. Thanks to Honey for sponsoring this episode. Get Honey for free at www.joinhoney.com/SOCKS. Thanks to Nu-X CBD for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order at www.nu-x.com with offer code SOCKS.

The boys come in hot with some takes, like how if you get hit with a dart gun it's your own fault and why the butt is way too close to the dick. They also riff on whether or not GaryVee talks dirty in bed and give some advice to a listener on her ex messing with her head. SCIENCE. Get an extra episode a week and bonus content for only $5 on Patreon at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Lucy Nictone for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order at www.lucy.co with our code SOCKS Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get special offers for the holidays at www.hawthorne.co Thanks to Nu-X CBD for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order with our code SOCKS at www.nu-x.com

The boys do some research on popular male pornstars, decide the term sucked off is too aggressive, and figure out what their love languages are. They also riff on husband dick and which dogs would make good ring bearers.

Well... they back at it. The bois discuss how to bang on a zoom call, table tennis hoes, and how porn is Disneyland for your dick. They also riff on how college horny is on a whole different level. Science. Get 4 extra episodes a month, exclusive merch, and access to the Stiff Socks Discord for only $5/month on Patreon at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Talkspace for sponsoring this episode. Get $100 off your first month at www.talkspace.com with our code SOCKS Thanks to Raycon for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order at www.buyraycon.com/socks Thanks to DHM Detox for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off your order at www.NoDaysWasted.co/SOCKS30 with our code SOCKS30 at checkout

The boys talk about covid, vibrator battery deliveries, and how socks are simply masks for your feet. They also riff on daytime ghosts, how stupid pet rocks are, and give some advice to a listener that cums too quick. Get the rest of this episode, four bonus episodes a month, exclusive merch, and access to the Stiff Socks Discord for only $5 by subscribing on Patreon at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Well... COVID hits the gang. They discuss the rona, dicks with kicks, and seeing the dad after you hook up with his daughter. They also riff on what was searched on Pornhub during election week.Get four extra episodes a month for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodThanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% Off and Free Shipping at manscaped.com/stiffThanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode. Try it free for 60 days with our code SOCKS at www.shipstation.comThanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first shipment FREE with promo code SOCKS at www.bluechew.com

The boys riff on how hot the Biden's used to be, try to plan for Trev's one year anniversary and get mad as hell about ladies disrespecting restaurant-quality sandwiches. Plus some advice for a listener having some issues in the bedroom. Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon to get 4 extra episodes a month for only $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys riff on Davey Crockett's dumb hat, the nostalgia of jerking off to still pictures, and how rough hotel maids really have it. They also have some thoughts on teachers that said they wouldn't be shit and some advice for a listener that done got his d puked on. Get four extra exclusive episodes a month for only $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Lucy Nicotine for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% at www.lucy.co with our code SOCKS. Thanks to Honey for sponsoring this episode. Get the free browser extension to start saving money online at www.joinhoney.com/socks Thanks to Keeps for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month free at www.keeps.com/socks

Michael goes on a cute date, Trev encounters some really intense PDA, and the boys discuss the weirdest stuff they've ever jerked off with. Plus some bonafide good advice to listeners struggling with everything from breakups to tinder dates squatting in your apartment for 6 months. Science! Podcast! Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon to get four extra episodes a month for only $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Trev and Michael riff on the rules of a foursome, how Seabiscuit had ass, and how Blau finally banged in the studio. They also discuss the proper way to sex up a beef Wellington... you know... science. Get 4 extra episodes a month on Patreon for only $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodThanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first order at www.hawthorne.co with our promo code SOCKSThanks to Nu-X for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order at www.nu-x.com with our promo code SOCKSThanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first order FREE at www.bluechew.com with our promo code SOCKS

The boys streamed live on Patreon to answer all of your questions - everything from Michael's celibacy to Halloween costumes to purchases they regret and even some advice for a listener that needed help breaking up with her prisoner penpal fiance. HUH? Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon for only $5/month! www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The bois riff on Kamala Harris’s sexy feet, making racks as a Camgirl, and Jew strippers. They also discuss how Michael use to entertain bachelorette parties. HUH? science. Get an extra episode a week and exclusive bonus content for only $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to NU-X for sponsoring this episode. Use our code SOCKS for 20% off your order at www.nu-x.com. Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping at www.manscaped.com/stiff Thanks to Talkspace for sponsoring this episode. Get $100 off your first month with our code SOCKS at www.talkspace.com

The boys riff on nonsense mob metaphors and commiserate about the day you finally get kicked off the family phone plan. Then Yung Gravy joins the show to answer some exclusive Patreon questions, explain his beef with unzipped hoodies, and talk about the time he got kicked out of a comedy show. Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon to get 4 bonus episodes a month for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Ayoooo Yung Gravy is back in the stu! The boys riff on Gravy's fight at Iowa State, the genius who invented the air horn, and banging on the megabus. They also get into the best way to talk to a porn star and Gravy gives his advice to the stiff sock family. Get tickets to Trevor's virtual show at https://www.eventbrite.com/e/trevor-wallace-live-from-2020-tickets-124772254171 Thanks to DHM Detox for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your first order and free shipping at www.NoDaysWasted.co/SOCKS with our promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first order FREE at www.bluechew.com with our promo code SOCKS. Thanks to ExpressVPN for sponsoring this episode. Get 3 months free with a 1 year package at www.expressvpn.com/socks

The boys remember making out for the first time, decide reincarnation would probably suck, try to figure out how to have sex in a porta potty, and make a compelling argument for why foreplay is hella important. Oh and Trev's been practicing some WILD sex moves. Hear the rest of this episode along with 4 bonus episodes a month for only $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys wonder what the break room at Goth Hooters looks like, try to figure out why people like getting peed on, and decide that Winnie the Pooh was way too horny. Oh and Michael aka the Foot Doctor aka the Floor General is going celibate?? HUH??Extra episode a week? Subscribe on Patreon for only $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodThanks to Ship Station for sponsoring this episode. Try it FREE for 60 days at www.shipstation.com with the promo code SOCKS.Thanks to Raycon for sponsoring this episode. Get 15% off your purchase at www.buyraycon.com/socksThanks to Nu-X for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order at www.nu-x.com with promo code SOCKS

The boys chop it up about how facetiming in public should be illegal, wonder how Coolio is doing these days, look back on their first nuts, and have a serious discussion about Tommy Lee's hog. Plus an anonymous listener might make Trev tear up a bit. Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon to get an extra episode a week for $5/month. www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Trevor and Michael get science-y in this one. They riff on the idea that hats are just makeup for guys, which cars got ass, and how Michael went on an actual real date. They also discuss lot lizards and grade school love potions. Tour De Science. Get an exclusive bonus episode every week for only $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to My Sheets Rock for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your order at www.MySheetsRock.com/socks Thanks to Nu-X for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order at www.nu-x.com with our promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first order at www.hawthorne.co with promo code SOCKS.

Where the fuck do we really even start? Like, it's the high episode. There's some stuff about flounders in here, some stuff about weird porn, some stuff about getting a decent handjob from your grandma. Trev wonders what's up with taste buds. Blau thinks deeply about whale cum. The boys are high. Like really, really high. Like geeked off their dick shit. It's a good time. Also maybe it was the secondhand smoke, but Gabe's mic malfunctioned. Please don't yell at him. Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon for just $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod