Stiff Socks

TWall and MB get wild in this one. They talk about how to jerk off like a real tax paying adult, discuss why Dracula sounds like an idiot, and find out how Michael performed at the Toe-ster Strudel. They also discuss the most science thing ever... the football helmet fleshlight.Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your first order at www.manscaped.com with the promo code STIFF.Thanks to Mack Weldon for sponsoring this episode. For 20% off your first order visit www.mackweldon.com/STIFF and use promo code STIFF at checkout.Thanks to DHM Detox for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order at www.NoDaysWasted.co/SOCKS and use promo code SOCKS at checkout.

The boys riff on jerking it to National Geographic, realize how dope didgeridoos are, and investigate whether Michael would make a good sex coach. Plus they pay their respects to the world's group sex record holder, who had sex with over 900 people in a single day. This is a self help podcast. Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon for only $5/month! www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Ayoooooo the bois went in on this one. They riff on what to eat on rimjob night, how big Goliath's peepee was, and Michael's big sex weekend. Oh they also discuss intermittent fasting for your dick. You know... SCIENCE.Extra episode a week? Subscribe on Patreon for only $5/month! www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodThanks to Hydrant for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off your order at www.drinkhydrant.com/SOCKS with the promo code SOCKS at checkout. Thanks to ExpressVPN for sponsoring this episode. Get three months free off of a year package at www.expressvpn.com/SOCKSThanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode. Try it free for 60 days by clicking the microphone at the top of the page and entering our code SOCKS at www.ShipStation.com

The gang gets to the bottom of some hoaxes. Is milk actually good for you? Is rona real? Why does America love cheese so much? They also discuss a budding romance started right here on Patreon, try to help a listener with her cum quest bucket list, and learn about the sex lives of conjoined twins. Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon to get 4 extra episodes a month for only $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The gang really explore science in this one. They discuss debit cards in meat wallets, girls have too many g-spots, and how a girl brought a leash and collar to Michael's house. They also riff on how your sex drive is literally like charging your phone. Science. Want an extra episode a week? Join Patreon for only $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to MyBookie for sponsoring this episode. Use promo code SOCKS to double your first deposit at www.mybookie.ag Thanks to Raycon for sponsoring this episode. Get 15% off your first order at www.buyraycon.com/socks Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off plus free shipping with the promo code STIFF at www.manscaped.com

Trev has some weird ideas about what surrogacy is. The boys get into it, but not before taking a trip down the yellow dick road to chop it up about what the cum sweats are, debate whether midwives are weird, and talk about how its so hard to date someone new once you've had a thumb in your ass. Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon to get a bonus episode every week for $5/month. www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Twally and MB get scientific in this one. They intellectually discuss how dogs can dunk, weird cum lunches, and how kid trev was supremely angry. They also do a deep dive into the political question... did the hunchback of Notre Dame lay pipe. Want an extra episode a week? Subscribe on Patreon for only $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Postmates for sponsoring this episode. Download the app and use our code SOCKS for $100 in free delivery credit for your first seven days. Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first order with our promo code SOCKS at www.hawthorne.co Thanks to MyBookie for sponsoring this episode. Double your first deposit with up to $1,000 in free play with our promo code SOCKS at www.mybookie.ag

The boys are back on their bullshit. Join us in discussing if it's safe to fuck with the Tesla on autopilot, figuring out exactly how horny the Jaws shark is, and learning about the time Michael auditioned for Star Wars. Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon for 4 bonus episodes a month. www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Mr. Transitive Property and the Floor General get loose in this one. They riff on the different jerk styles, why Wheaties are complete trash, and why women think blue balls are a hoax. Oh and they also discuss how to make a homemade fleshlight. This is a podcast about Architecture.Extra episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodThanks to MyBookie for sponsoring this episode. DOUBLE your first deposit with promo code SOCKS at www.mybookie.agThanks to DHM Detox for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your first order at www.nodayswasted.co/SOCKS with the promo code SOCKS.

The boys chop it up about why yoga studios are the horniest places in the world, how to spot a fake orgasm, and figure out what born again virgins are. This is a podcast. Some podcasts are about science. By the transitive property, this is a science podcast. Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon for 4 exclusive bonus episodes a month. www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The bois are willllld on this one. They riff on how meatloaf is very fuckable, how to jerk off less, and the intricacies of bluetooth vibrators. They also get into how Trev's gf is upping her masturbation game. This is an Abstract Algebra podcast. Want 4 extra episodes a month? Become a patron at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Express VPN for sponsoring this episode. Get 3 months free with a 1 year package at www.expressvpn.com/socks Thanks to Mack Weldon for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your first order by going to www.mackweldon.com/STIFF and entering promo code STIFF at checkout. Thanks to DHM Detox for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order and free shipping at www.nodayswasted.co/socks and remember to use the code SOCKS at checkout.

Trev's got his glasses on so you know this is a super smart episode. The boys do some investigative journalism and figure out that Bigfoot probably had a hairy dick, the Golden Generation was actually pretty shitty, and then learn all about MMA fucking. They also decide that fingering your own ass in the afternoon is a bad idea. Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon for four exclusive bonus episodes a month. www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Sock Squad riffs on how Superman must cum WAY too hard, how Michael said no to a gecko girl, and how reckless teenagers are. Also they talk about the most politically divisive topic ever... jerking off with ham. This is a science podcast.Want an extra episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodThanks to Lucy for sponsoring this episode. Go to www.lucy.co and use the promo code SOCKS for 20% off.Thanks to Hydrant for sponsoring this episode. Go to www.drinkhydrant.com/SOCKS or use promo code SOCKS at checkout for 25% off your first order.Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first order free at www.bluechew.com with our promo code SOCKS.

Michael shares a Patreon exclusive update to his Wisconsin story from episode 81, the boys invent sex lie detectors, wonder if anyone has ever boomeranged a baby birth, and give some advice to a listener who may have given a toothy blowjob. Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon for four exclusive episodes a month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Well guess what WE BACK! The nut specialists discuss how morning sex has no rhythm, brand placement in porn, and how Carls Jr. commercials make you regroup. Also Trev doesn't like french fries?? THAAAAAA f*ck? Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode! Get 10% off your order at www.hawthorne.co with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Raycon for sponsoring this episode! Get 15% off your purchase at www.buyraycon.com/SOCKS Thanks to Postmates for sponsoring this episode! Download the app and enter the promo code SOCKS for $100 in free delivery credit.

Stiff Socks went live on Patreon. Trev and Blau answered listener questions about dogs and panties, whether a particular Patreon subscriber jerks off weird, and read a drunken DM sent to Michael. Want the full episode? Become a patron for four bonus episodes a month and instant access to all 44 Patreon episodes so far. www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

Oh the bois... they at it again. They riff on why Ted Bundy has a dildo, going down the porn rabbit hole, and figure out that plants have ovaries? They also answer the number one question on Family Fued... people be fucking pies? This is a science podcast. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to My Sheets Rock for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your order at www.mysheetsrock.com/SOCKS and use the promo code SOCKS at checkout. Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping with the promo code STIFF at www.manscaped.com

The Virgin and Sir Foots-a-lot sit down for a wide ranging conversation about the state of the world by addressing such topics as why jerking off to Target ads is cool, why being a stressed out adult is not cool, and pondering why no one simply invited the fiddler on the roof inside. Want the full episode? Become a patron for four bonus episodes a month and instant access to all 43 Patreon episodes so far. www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

On this one the boys dive into fucking a couch as a kid, doing stand up during COVID, and goth vs emo girls. They also discuss what their final meal would be on death row. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys try to figure out if there are still any Beliebers out there, wax nostalgic about Red Bull Girls, and give some advice to a listener trying to take a dick trip. Want the full episode? Become a patron for four bonus episodes a month. www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

The boys talk shop about precum babies having it easy, how jerking off with a rubber glove is a little bit sad but also kind of great, and wonder if girls ever fake gag during blowjobs. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to DHM Detox for sponsoring this episode! Get 20% off your order at www.NoDaysWastedco.com with the promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Raycon for sponsoring this episode! Get 15% off your order at www.buyraycon.com/socks Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode! Get your first order FREE at www.bluechew.com with the promo code SOCKS.

Your boys are back for some Friday shenanigans, like wondering what Girls Gone Wild would be like in 2020, exploring girls' fascination with pimple popping, and of course debating whether or not ppl with peg legs can fuck good. Want the full episode? Become a patron for four bonus episodes a month. www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

TW & MB discuss how Drake maybe wants to bang a horse, how condoms smell horrific, and vaping after fornication. They also debate the best late night snack of all time. Scalabrine 2020.Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodThanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode! Get 20% off your order at www.manscaped.com with the promo code STIFF.Thanks to DHM Detox for sponsoring this episode! Get 20% off your order at www.NoDaysWastedco.com with the promo code SOCKS.Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode! Get 10% off your order at www.hawthorne.co with the promo code SOCKS.

Trev and Blau talk crazy about peeing your pants, helicoptering your penis, and how any job can be a porno. They also discuss the always important nut nap. This is a doctor podcast. Check out the new merch! www.stiff-socks-podcast.myshopify.com/ Thanks to DHM Detox for sponsoring this episode! Get 20% off your order at www.NoDaysWastedco.com Thanks to Keeps for sponsoring this episode! Get your first treatment FREE at www.keeps.com/socks Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys preview the new merch, discover the scientific way to measure your dick size, and Michael shares a Patreon-Only sequel to his anal adventures from this weeks main episode. Plus we get in to hella listener updates on peeing wrong, working at hotels, and more. Want the full episode? www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The time has come... Michael and Trevor are joined by Trevor's girlfriend, who courageously answers your questions and spills allllllll the tea on dating Twall - like what's he packing? Does he ever quote Drake in bed? What's it really like dating a comedian? Does he actually cum in his own hand? LOVE IS IN THE AIR PEOPLE. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

The sock duo tackle the important issues, such as anal etiquette, whether or not Jesus was actually good at carpentry, and the art of timing a cumshot. They also discuss how trick candles can go straight to hell and how Dan Bilzerian must have a HOG. This is a philosophical podcast. Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first shipment FREE with the promo code SOCKS at www.BlueChew.com Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The team dives in to the world of bad fake ID's, why Hooters is so depressing, and how Michael got scammed in NYC. They also discuss how a listener ate his sibling's pet goldfish. This is a podcast about making documentaries. Thanks to Honey for sponsoring this episode. Get Honey for FREE at www.joinhoney.com/socks Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys wonder if coochies ever get hot, Michael tells Trev about how Greta accidentally got high, and their friendship is put to the test over whether chicken salad is good or not. Plus a listener gets freaky in the back row of a Suburban GOT DAMN. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

The gang discusses how drinking blood can cure whiskey dick, eye contact during sex, and how everyone in Arizona has fake boobies. They also answer the question that every science class teaches... Does Tucan Sam lay pipe? Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off when you use the promo code SOCKS at www.hawthorne.co Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Trev and Mike go crazy with convos about whether or not girls know that dudes are jerking off to them, Trev's wild sex dream, and how Blau is getting more into anal as he gets older. Plus the fundamental question of the universe: what if dicks got wet instead of vaginas? This is a The Bachelor recap podcast.

Sock shenanigans this week include annoying dog moms, dropping massive poops as a house guest, and why crickets are stupid asf. They also answer the most popular question in the world... do cucumbers know when they're about to be dildos? This is a podcast about life. Thanks to Manscaped sponsoring this episode. For 20% off your Manscaped order use promo code SOCKS at www.manscaped.com. And thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first order free with the promo code SOCKS at www.bluechew.com

The boys chop it up about girls who are anti daddy talk, why Trevor would definitely have jugs if he was a lady, how milk men laid pipe in the 1950's, and then dive deep on a listener question about the weirdest place they've ever regrouped. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

As the best science podcast out there the boys break down octopus vaginas, how Spiderman cums, and the best ways to make condoms cooler. They also answer the one question that everyone has... is it weird to get horny listening to your parents bang? Exactly. Science.

The boys give an update on the next WILD Patreon exclusive interview and then sit down for a very high brow conversation about nuttin in the butt, some philosophizing on girls that type in all lowercase, a deep dive into some of the worst (best?) rap lyrics in history, and much more. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

The boys chop it up about Michael's new favorite porn and dudes that jerk off at the library before getting in to a conversation about how to handle critical people on the internet and when to just block someone. Plus a listener writes in about foot underwear, so you know 2fine has opinions. This is still a science podcast. Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off when you use the promo code SOCKS at www.hawthorne.co Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys get in to some extremely important conversations: like what the hell is going on at Fuddruckers and is karate even cool? Plus they discuss getting high in class, when your dick falls out during sex, pinch-runners for fucking and a listener that got his girl pregnant with the ultimate nut. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

Professors TW & MB talk crazy in this one. They riff about how airplane people are animals, underwater dick punches, and how wearing sweatpants in strip clubs is a cheat code. They also give advice on banging a friend's mom. This is a podcast about following your dreams.Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping when you use the promo code SOCKS at www.manscaped.com Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys went live on Patreon to answer your questions, peel another layer back on Michael's foot fetish, discusswhether or not Trev and 2fine match on purpose, and talk about why collar bones be sexy as fuuuuck. Oh plus would Michael be attracted to a woman with a stump for a leg?Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

AYOO Wallace and Blau riffing on the important issues, such as can you nut in a sex robot? Do girls low key wanna fist fight all their friends? And isn’t the ass just another pocket? Also they discuss slip and slide porn and whether or not stretching your thAng make it bAng? This is a meditation podcast. Thanks to BlueChew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first order FREE when you use the promo code socks at www.bluechew.com Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The Stiff Socks crew get another shocking piece of information about 2fineblaustein: he doesn't know how to pee correctly? We take a deep dive not only into HOW Michael goes to the bathroom, but more importantly WHY he is this way. Plus the boys discuss why ladies have an impossible time holding their pee, whether or not there are girl gorillas, the whole internet getting mad at Trevor about toilet paper, and why snorkeling is the least sexy thing in the world. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

The Virgin and Floor General are back at it. They discuss how girls make sure they smell good before sex, Tiger King, and how qteeeeen got Michael HARD. They also dive in to how Bubble Boy has sex and whether or not f*cking is a pro sport. This is a yoga podcast. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys record hungry, which is the only way you'll get a conversation about pepperjack cheese that turns into a discussion on milking porn. Plus Trev tries to make a healthy meal, we get in to some more weird sex laws, and the guys debate whether or not you would get in trouble for jerking off to your wife's old nudes. Oh and an anonymous listener might have murdered someone?? This is a true crime podcast. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

ANNNDDDDDD WE BACK. The bois discuss how tight end's got ass, the sex position that made Drake, and how lavender should should run for president. They also get into their thoughts on filming coitus and whether or not they would take a $100k punch from Mike Tyson. This is a sophisticated podcast.Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Well, you asked for it. Prepare to have either your dreams come true or absolutely crushed. The boys sit down with Gabe for a conversation about deserted island fruit fucking, an old man named Bueno, and what it was like to have a gun pointed directly in his face Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

Jazz hands ya'll, the stiff gang is back at it. They chop it up about how auctioneers have sex, how Michael bangs his fridge, and how hecklers are the dumbest people in the world. They also field a listener story about jacking off while spreading their dog's ashes. HUH? Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The gang dives deep on the pros and cons of kitchen sex, explore whether fucking with food is good, learn about the time Trev ate a snail-- shell and all, have a conversation about what it's going to be like to get back on stage doing comedy when the lockdown is over, and give some advice to a listener about to meet a long lost sibling Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

The gang is at it againnn. They discuss when a girl gave a magnum condom to Michael, girls cumming too quietly, and how Trev spent $750 on a Purell costume. T hey also talk about how weird page 6 is on Pornhub. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Boys and girls, this one has it all. Michael's tired of jerking off, Trev finally watches a movie, and a listener that might be getting catfished on Tinder asks for some advice. The boys also try to figure out why Akon is so lonely and wonder why peeping toms get down like that. This is an Akon podcast. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

TW and MB are on one. THey discuss the reason for hairy assholes, how Trev reads at a 7th grade level, and of course... losing your virginity to The Lion King. They also dive into the age old question: What sound does Pee Wee Herman make when he's banging? This is a history podcast.