
Stiff Socks
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Ep 147147: Milked on Friendsgiving
EThe boys riff on Timothee Charlamagne, how bird watchers are just peeping toms, getting rocked up on hope, and how Trevor had to get three months worth of enemas. SCIENCE. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Liquid Death for sponsoring this episode. Get free shipping on water and merch at www.liquiddeath.com/SOCKS Thanks to Honey for sponsoring this episode. Get Honey for free at www.joinhoney.com/socks Thanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off at www.liquidIV.com with promo code SOCKS.
Ep 146146: Intermittent Fapping
ETrev and Blau get really scientific in this one. They learn about Uteran Walls and ovulation, debate whether Jason Derulo cums his own name, and discuss the top 5 hottest women of all time. They also hear from a listener about how circle jerks are good and Michael gets the nickname Raw Dog Ralph.Get tickets to Stiff Socks LIVE in NYC at https://thestandnyc.com/shows/show/3294/20211109-1000-pm-the-stiff-socks-podcastGet 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodThanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off at www.manscaped.com/stiffThanks to Crowdhealth for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month free at www.joincrowdhealth.com/fit with promo code SOCKS.Thanks to Lucy for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order at www.lucy.co with promo code SOCKS.
Ep 145145: Pumpkin Spice Labia
EThe boys riff on a wild DM Trev got, how Blau should do sex seminars, and find the company that is the Michelangelo of cooter candles. They also learn about how aggressive water polo is and help a listener understand why men switch positions during sex. Get a bonus episode EVERY WEEK for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Purple for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off at www.purple.com/socks Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off with promo code SOCKS at www.hawthorne.co Thanks to Skyn for sponsoring this episode. Get free shipping at www.skyn.com or shop on Amazon.
Ep 144144: Trevor is a Founding Father
E2Fine and Twally are back in studio, riffing on watching porn with the volume all the way up, Carrot Top accidentally putting his carrot top on the internet, and Hooter's new work uniforms. They also learn about cooter fest and wax philosophical about toe hair and rye bread.Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodThanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off with our promo code SOCKS at www.liquidIV.comThanks to Lucy Nicotine for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off with promo code SOCKS at www.lucy.coThanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at www.betterhelp.com/socks
Red, White, and Blue Chew
EThe boys riff on thumbs in butts, facesitting, and getting head on a work call. they also hear about a wild sex ed story from a listener and figure out if there's anything more horny than war horny. Hear the full episode and get instant access to the patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Ep 143143: Cooter Pond
EThe boys get silly billy in a Marriot, riffing on chin dildos, nipple clamps, and cumming so hard you turn into HGTV. They also learn about a singer that literally NFT'ed that coochie and hear from a listener that had an awkward encounter with their sister. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant acccess to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month free at www.bluechew.com with our promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Crowdhealth for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month free at www.joincrowdhealth.com/fit with out promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Liquid Death for sponsoring this episode. Get free shipping on water and merch at www.LiquidDeath.com/SOCKS
Ep 142142: Millenial Life Crisis
EThe boys chop it up about getting pounded out by the wizards, how being a Hooters chef would rule, and whether or not they have any hobbies. They also riff on gummy bear blowjobs and pretending to be color-blind for cool points. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to SKYN for sponsoring this episode. Shop SKYN at www.skyn.com or on Amazon. Thanks to Raycon for sponsoring this episode. Get 15% off at www.buyraycon.com/socks Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off at www.manscaped.com/stiff
Do Bees Bang?
EThe boys riff on Trev moving in with his lady, how Blau came on his own face, and how bees really be simping for the queen. They also learn about clap cleats and give some advice to a listener about dealing with hecklers on stage. Get the full episode, 4 bonus episodes a month, and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Ep 141141: LIVE FROM VEGAS... It's Stiff Socks
EThe scientists took the show on the road for the first ever live episode of Stiff Socks at the Life Is Beautiful festival in Las Vegas. They riffed on the extreme lack of clothes at music festivals, shitting your pants at coachella, and Lewis and Clarking your asshole. They also talked to some fans about their OF accounts and surveyed the audience about the wildest places they've had sex in public. Get 4 bonnus episodes a month for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Honey for sponsoring this episode. Get Honey for free at www.joinhoney.com/socks Thanks to 3Chi for sponsoring this episode. Get 5% off with promo code SOCKS at www.3chi.com/ Thanks to Skyn for sponsoring this episode. Shop Skyn on Amazon or at www.skyn.com
Ep 140140: Is Trevor Submissive?
EIt’s Wednesday, so the scientists are back in studio to discuss some important stuff, like the cribs reboot on MTV, whether or not bowlers can finger, and how spa music is definitely written with post nut clarity. They also debate jerking off in a cemetery, fuckboy breakups, and how Trev is getting new kinds of kinky.Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to Purple for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off at www.purple.com/socks Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your order at www.hawthorne.co with our promo code SOCKSThanks to Babbel for sponsoring this episode. Get 6 months for the price of 3 at www.babbel.com with our promo code SOCKS
Ep 139139: Rocked Up in Church
EThe scientists get their bunsen burners hot for this one. They science about how dogs are down bad, the magical world of Foot Tok, and and where the hell are the Baja Men? They also try and solve the mystery of using your mom's comb on your pubes. And that concludes our TED Talk on Oceanology.Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodThanks to LiquidIV for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off with promo code SOCKS at www.liquidIV.comThanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping at www.manscaped.com/stiffThanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Try Blue Chew for free at www.bluechew.com with our promo code SOCKS.
Bon AppéQueef
ETwally and MBlau talk about how Michael got banned from TikTok for bullying, a guy that sued his parents for throwing away his porn collection, and why it's so annoying to shit in a starbucks bathroom. They also hear from a listener that got out of a ticket and give some advice on how to ask a partner to get an STD test. Hear the full episode + get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Ep 138138: Scissor Me September
EThe boys get extremely scientific here and discuss the intricacies of how to get a bigger dick with a vision board, how men can't compete with vibrators, and why sometimes it's ok to scream at someone in a parking lot. They also wonder if Drake is actually hot and hear from a listener with a magical fist. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to all 100 Patreon episodes for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Babbel for sponsoring this episode. Get 6 months for the price of 3 at www.babbel.com with our code SOCKS Thanks to Raycon for sponsoring this episode. Get 15% off at www.buyraycon.com/socks Thanks to Honey for sponsoring this episode. Get Honey for free at www.joinhoney.com/socks
[BONUS EPISODE] Badussy on Ice (Patreon EP. 98)
ETo celebrate reaching 100 episodes on Patreon, we decided to release one of our favorite recent Patreon eps on the main feed. The boys riff from an Oklahoma hotel room about how only rich people die from erotic asphyxiation, getting horny off scent memory, and whether or not there are hot carnies. They also get legendary cock talk / sock talk / secret socks about mom banging, jerking off at the fertility clinic, and the infamous Washington Scrub and Rub. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Ep 137137: Rocked Up at 2PM in Toronto
EThe boys put on their white lab coats for this one. They science about phone vs laptop jerk, how Trev should learn to edge himself, and how some people can get horned up with words. They also hypothesize that an ass aint nothing but a dude cooter. Science. Get 4 bonus episodes a month, instant access to the Patreon back catalog (99 episodes!) and the exclusive Stiff Socks discord for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to 3chi for sponsoring this episode. Get 5% off your order at www.3chi.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to SKYN for sponsoring this episode. Shop condoms, massagers, and more at www.skyn.com Thanks to Lucy for sponsoring this episode.Get 20% off your order at www.lucy.co with promo code SOCKS.
Lululemon Cum Rag Money
EThe boys riff on old def jam comedy specials, underrated pizza combos, broad daylight cooter pics, and try to figure out what sex feels like. haaaaammmBURGER. Hear the full episode and get 4 bonus episodes a month + instant access to the patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Ep 136136: Chad Stole Trevor's Girl feat. Cherdleys
EThe boys chop it up with the legend himself, Cherdleys! They riff on early YouTube days, Cherdleys' Mormon kink, and how he got ran over by a freakin CAR! They also discuss banging at the fair and *drum roll please* how Cherdleys stole Trevor's girl! You can’t spell Science without Science. Science podcast. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Trevor's stand up dates: www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Michael's stand up dates: www.blaucomedy.com Thanks to SKYN for sponsoring this episode. Get free shipping on orders over $30 at www.SKYN.com Thanks to Betterhelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to Purple for sponsoring this episode. Get 10$ off any order over $200 at www.purple.com/socks
Badussy on Ice
EThe boys riff from an Oklahoma hotel room about how only rich people die from erotic asphyxiation, getting horny off scent memory, and whether or not there are hot carnies. They also get legendary cock talk / sock talk / secret socks about mom banging, jerking off at the fertility clinic, and the infamous Washington Scrub and Rub. Hear the full episode and get instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Ep 135135: A Quick Hit of Cooter
EMr. Wallace and Mr. Blau outdo themselves with this one. They discuss the possibilities of cumming on electrical fences, the most willld ihop waitress, and we find out a crazy secret from Michael. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to 3Chi for sponsoring this episode. Get 5% off with our code SOCKS at www.3chi.com Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Try it for FREE at www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off at www.hawthorne.co with promo code SOCKS.
Ep 134134: All Limbs No C*ck
EWell the science teachers are back to their old ways and riffing about how Smeagol was a fleshlight, buying a fox tail butt plug, and JO-ing with no pinky. Oh and Trev did the banging in an airport bathroom. Science is a journey… cum along. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodThanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off at www.manscaped.com/stiffThanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off at www.liquidiv.com with our promo code SOCKS.Thanks to Lucy for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order at www.lucy.co with our promo code SOCKS.
Juulchie
EThe boys riff on how Matisyahu was the Jewish Michael Buble, learn about how hot the president of Croatia is, and get a listener tip about a pair of 71 year old twin prostitutes that have banged more guys than the whole nation of Iceland. HUHHH? Hear the full episode and get instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Ep 133133: Trevor Wallace Got Hard at Hard Summer
ETwally and MB (ur boys Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein) get very science-y in this one. They discuss how bad cruella Deville is, picking up a vape off the ground like a pure psycho, and how to capture an areola in the wild. They also discuss selling tickets to the queef show. We are science and science is us. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the patreon back catalog (90+ episodes!) for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Babbel for sponsoring this episode. Get 6 months for the price of 3 at www.babbel.com with our promo code SOCKS Thanks to Raycon for sponsoring this episode. Get 15% off at www.raycon.com/socks Thanks to 3chi for sponsoring this episode. Get 5% offf with our promo code SOCKS at www.3chi.com
Fingered in the Carpool Lane
Ethe gang riffs on dud nuts, how squirrels have perfected jerking off, and whether or not its weird that Trev's teacher made his class play chubby bunny. Also is cumming on an opponent in a fight the right move? all this and more on this week's extremely scientific episode of stiff socks. Get the full episode and instant access to the entire patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Ep 132132: Blau Got Covid
EWell, Michael got covid, so the boys do some remote riffing on jerking off to books, dudes that listen to music way too loud in public, how there was at least one person that had a good time in the human centipede, and what the guidelines are on smelly sex. SCIENCE.Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodThanks to Purple for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off at www.purple.com/socks with our promo code SOCKS.Thanks to Honey for sponsoring this episode. Try Honey for free at www.joinhoney.com/socksThanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your order at www.hawthorne.co with our promo code SOCKS.
Lieutenant Seymour Daddy
EAyooooo! The boys riff on tattooed tarantula titties, stuff that gives them the nails on a chalkboard feeling, and a super odd dude Trev met outside of a show. They also learn about how Iceland has an anti-incest app and give some advice to a listener who's been thinking with his cockola. Get the full episode + 4 bonus episodes a month + instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Ep 131131: The Bachelorette Bans Beating Meat
EThe boys are baaaaaaack. They discuss how long is too long for banging, Trevor’s Palm Springs mushroom adventure, and the diabolical Olympic anti sex beds. They also riff on how the bachelorette FORBIDS jerking off. This is the #1 science podcast in the world. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month free with promo code SOCKS at www.bluechew.com Thanks to Shipstation for sponsoring this episode.Get 2 months free with promo code SOCKS at www.shipstation.com Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at www.betterhelp.com/socks
Jerk Off in a Tesla
EThis one is bananas. The boys riff on how hard it is to find the right time to initiate sex, decide that every car should be a sex robot, and declare that cumming is a hobby. Plus they learn that Mr. Pibb fucks and hailing taxis in movies is a hoax. Get the full episode + instant access to 90+ exclusive stiff socks episodes for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Ep 130130: Michael's Foursome Update... Takes a Turn
Eholy heck this one is for the ages. Trev and MB discuss how budussie is a lifestyle, big dicks are stupid, and septic tank condoms. Oh and also MICHAEL HAS A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT. Science is life. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this episode.Get 25% off at liquidiv.com with our promo code SOCKS Thanks to Lucy for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your first order with our promo code SOCKS at www.lucy.co Thanks to IPVanish for sponsoring this episode. Get 65% off a VPN subscription at www.ipvanish.com/socks
Ep 129129: Can Gingers Cum?
EThe gang go off the rails in this one. They discuss using miracle whip as lube, getting piercings stuck during banging, and how Gabe laughs in lowercase italics. Oh also Michael wants to use 23 and me as tinder. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog (90+ episodes) for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to IPVanish for sponsoring this episode. Get 65% off a VPN at www.ipvanish.com/socks Thanks to Raycon for sponsoring this episode. Get 15% off your order at www.buyraycon.com/socks Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping at www.manscaped.com/stiff
Ep 128128: Trevor Wallace Bangs Like Big Foot
EThe gang goes off the rails in this one discussing how low do balls actually go, walking out at ur wedding to WAP, and how Blue Face baby is gonna box tik toks bad boy… Neumane. They also riff on how michael is eating more coochie and long distance dick. SCIENCE.Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodThanks to Honey for sponsoring this episode. Get Honey for FREE at www.joinhoney.com/socks Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping at www.manscaped.com/stiff Thanks to Babbel for sponsoring this episode. Get 6 months for the price of 3 at www.babbel.com with our code SOCKS.
Cum N' Hoe
EThe guys riff on how Blau jerked off with sunscreen like a monster, figure out how to wash the coochie, learn about the history of cum, and get some threesome etiquette tips from a listener in a poly relationship. u already know it's a science podcast. Hear the full episode, + get 4 exclusive episodes a month and instant access to the ENTIRE patreon back catalog (90 episodes!) for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Ep 127127: Books Make Me Horny
EThe bois are back in the stu riffing on penis coladas, michaels new vagina research, and how Trev came on the ground like an American hero! They also discuss how to properly get horny in a Victoria secret. Thanks to Warby Parker for sponsoring this episode. Try 5 pairs of glasses at home for free at www.warbyparker.com/socks. Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first shipment free with our promo code SOCKS at www.bluechew.com
Ep 126126: Michael's Hot Mom Reveal
EAyoooo the boys go fully W I L D on this one. Michael streams in from the cum kingdom he used to call his childhood home. Trev shows us pics of him as a bad biiiitch. Getting topped off on taco Tuesday. And yes of course. You guess it. Michael shows the photos of his hot mom. Bang bang. Skeet skeet. Merch out now. Title. Get your Stiff Socks merch before it sells out at www.stiffsocksmerch.com Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Lucy for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off at www.lucy.co with our promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your order at www.hawthorne.co with our promo code SOCKS. Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode. Get a 60 day free trial at www.shipstation.com with our promo code SOCKS.
Seal Team D.I.C.K.
EThe boys try to figure out why every celebrity has a tequila company, discuss how wild it must be to be Tiger Woods, learn about how The Torah is super sex positive, and react to the infamous Cake Farts video. Hear the full episode + get instant access to 88 exclusive episodes in the Patreon back catalog, crazy merch offers, and much more for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Ep 125125: My Dad Sent Me a D*ck Pic
ETwall and MB figure out science. They discuss how all sports should do HGH, how Betty Rumble had exquisite feet, and why getting fingered by E.T. would be sensational. Oh also NEW STIFF SOCKS MERCH OUT NOW!! www.stiffsocksmerch.com Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog (80+ episodes!) for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Sheath Underwear for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order at https://www.sheathunderwear.com/socks Thanks to Raycon for sponsoring this episode. Get 15% off a pair of Raycons at www.buyraycon.com/socks Thanks to LiquidIV for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off your order at www.liquidiv.com with our promo code SOCKS.
Ep 124124: Peg Leg Pleasure
EThe stiff duo riff on how marriage is a hoax, trench coats are canceled, and the boys rate their dick game. They also try and uncover the worlds deepest darkest secret... who invented the gloryhole. This is science. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and isntant access to the Patreon back catalog (80+ episodes!) for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodThanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order at www.manscaped.com/stiffThanks to IPVanish for sponsoring this episode. Get 65% off at www.IPVanish.com/socks Thanks to Honey for sponsoring this episode. Download Honey for FREE at www.joinhoney.com/socks
Mommy Milker Mondays
EThe scientists figure out how cryptocurrency works, riff on people with weird hobbies, and hear about a cute ass date Michael went on. Plus thinking about DaBaby in the shower and some advice for a listener that had her first threesome. Get the full episode, instant access to all 86 episodes in the Patreon back catalog, plus access to the stiff socks discord and much more for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Ep 123123: How To Have a Foursome
EGOT DAMN the bois are back. They discuss nothing but the pure science of sea turtle banging missionary, Olympic synchronised cumming, and how miss Jetson gotta body! They also discuss... oh yeah... Michael’s foursome is CONFIRMED!! This a science podcast. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the patreon back catalog at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to IPVanish for sponsoring this episode. Get 65% off at www.ipvanish.com/socks Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first order free at www.bluechew.com with our promo code SOCKS. Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at www.betterhelp.com/socks
Reverb the Coochie
EThe boys discuss a wild encounter they had with a controversial internet personality, riff on the issues with slow sex, why ladies should really take the water, and how sneezing is better than cumming. Get the full episode plus instant access to 80+ exclusive Patreon episodes, an invite to the stiff socks discord, exclusive merch offers and more for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Ep 122122: Cock Kebobs
ETwally and MBlau riff on the serious topics of how to lick honey off your balls, how many doughnuts they can fit on their pee pees, and how sea turtles are a hoax. They also discover that Trev is a gay bar 9. Cells. Mitochondria. SCIENCE.Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to over 80 exclusive episodes for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodThanks to Keeps for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month free at www.keeps.com/socksThanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off at www.hawthorne.co with our promo code SOCKS.Thanks to Lucy for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off at www.lucy.co with our promo code SOCKS.
Trev Got DMed by WHO??
EWe know stiff socks is usually wild, but this one is wild wild. The boys riff on getting your ass ate in Huntsville, why teachers are freaks in bed, a 4some proposition for 2fine, and a crazy DM on Trev's instagram. Get the full episode + instant access to the Patreon back catalog and exclusive merch at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Ep 121121: Trevor's Bad at Fingering?
EThe stiffy gang is back at itttt. They get wild riffing on correct fingering a lady techniques, Michael’s sexual bloodbaths, and how Ben Afleck is horny asf. They also discuss driving 13 hours for some cooter. SCIENCE. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to all Patreon episodes for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod TREV'S MASTERCLASS: https://trevormasterclass.teachable.com Get 10% off with promo code: socks Thanks to IPVanish for sponsoring this episode. Get 65% off at www.IPVANISH.com/socks Thanks to Warby Parker for sponsoring this episode. Try 5 pairs of glasses at home for free at www.warbyparker.com/socks Thanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off at www.liquidIV.com with our promo code SOCKS.
Ep 120120: Trader Hoes
EThe boys get DEEP on this one and tackle some important issues - like why lacrosse is definitely the horniest sport, why it's always smart to invest in v*gina, and what the best post-nut meal is. They also try to figure out why women always have such clean sheets and hear about how Trev's cat ruined his apartment. Science. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get 12 meals FREE at www.hellofresh.com/socks12 with our code socks12 Thanks to Raycon for sponsoring this episode. Get 15% off at www.buyraycon.com/socks
Taxidermy a Butt Plug
EThe scientists riff on Amy Schumer being an asshole, Trev's trip to Hawaii, why getting milked in a hammock would rule, and how you shouldn't trust anyone in a raccoon skin hat. Plus a listener wonders about ass shaving etiquette. Get the full episode + 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Ep 119119: Banging Both Brothers?
EThe boys get a little willld on this one. They discuss the Ho Depot, vitamin coochie deficiency, and how The Floor General may or may not have sex'ed a headboard off the wall. They also find out if they can get hard in a plane crash. What rhymes with compliance? SCIENCE! Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to SKYN condoms for sponsoring this episode. Shop SKYN on Amazon.com Thanks to Honey for sponsoring this episode. Get honey for FREE at www.joinhoney.com/socks Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first purchase at www.hawthorne.co with our promo code SOCKS.
Sucked Off by a Sandwich
EThis one's a journey. The boys riff on childhood dreams, how Vicki Vallencourt was the perfect woman for Michael, and which athletes have the craziest DMs. They also get into maintaining old friendships, how fuckin hard it is to talk to people since the pandemic, then get a surprise drop-in from Blau Sr., and hear a couple of WILD listener stories. Get the full episode and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Ep 118118: NFT that c*ochie
EThe science gang wades into deep waters riffing on trevs new fleshlights, getting laid off an NFT, and how everything was invented because of vagina. They also find the meaning of life through the question... when the blue man group bang is there blue everywhere? We eat, sleep, and drink science.Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodThanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first order FREE at www.bluechew.com with our code SOCKS.Thanks to Keeps for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month of treatment free at www.keeps.com/SOCKSThanks to Skyn for sponsoring this episode. Choose to feel everything by shopping SKYN on Amazon.
Ep 117117: Bowflex the Vulva
ETwall and 2fine get real science-y in this one. They discuss hot rave ladies, strippers 11am shift, saying thank you after a banging. They also riff on how bottle service dudes get zero vagina. *clears throat* SCIENCE. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at www.betterhelp.com/socks Thanks to Lucy for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off with our code SOCKS at www.lucy.co Thanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off with our code SOCKS at www.liquidIV.com Thanks to Mint Mobile for sponsoring this episode. Get a wireless plan for just $15/month at www.mintmobile.com/socks
Miata of a P*ssy
EThe guys went live to riff on all your questions and ideas- like whether or not they would bang the Queen of England, how much planning really goes into the podcast, tentacle dildos, and would porn be better with jump scares. Get the full episode + instant access to the Patreon back catalog at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Ep 116116: Raw Dog in a Red Lobster
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