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Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Internet cult icon Dax Flame joins the guys for a deep dive into stand-up struggles, bad dates, and his journey from Project X and 21 Jump Street to comedy. From being roasted by friends to awkward podcast appearances and even landing a MrBeast cameo, Dax brings his unfiltered honesty while Trevor and Michael help him turn life’s weirdest moments into actual punchlines. Follow Dax Fame Tik Tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thedaxflame Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/DaxFlame https://www.instagram.com/daxflame/ 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 9/11 - Brea Ca 9/24 – Charleston, SC 9/25 – Durham, NC 9/26 – Portsmouth, VA 9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets) 10/9 – Des Moines, IA 10/10 – Lincoln, NE 10/11 – Kansas City, MO 10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left) 10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI 10/25 – Detroit, MI 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 9/19–9/21 – Dayton, OH 9/26 – Las Vegas, NV 10/9 – Charleston, SC 10/10 – Atlanta, GA 10/11 – Jacksonville, FL 10/12 – Tampa, FL 10/13 – Tallahassee, FL 10/14 – Sarasota, FL 10/15 – Fort Myers, FL 10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL 10/18 – Orlando, FL Thanks to: Google Gemini, ShipStation, BlueChew, HelloFresh, and Lumi Gummies for sponsoring the podcast. Google Gemini (for Students) – gemini.google/students Students get Gemini Pro free for 1 year. Sign up by October 6 for Gemini 2.5 Pro, image uploads, Notebook LM, and more. ShipStation: Start your 60-day free trial at shipstation.com with code SOCKS. Must be read verbatim. BlueChew: Discover your options at BlueChew.com Get your first month FREE with code SOCKS just pay $5 for shipping. HelloFresh: Go to hellofresh.com/socks10fm and get 10 Free Meals + a Free Item for Life. Lumi Gummies - Go to lumigummies.com and use code SOCKS for 30% off. #ad #sponsored

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks The Boys are back from vacation! Trevor is back from a wild safari in Africa where his dad got trapped in a bathroom, rode hot air balloons, and watched a literal rite-of-passage circumcision march. Michael is back from the Outer Banks family trip filled with deer sightings, pickleball addictions, and zero alone time. They also break down Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s engagement, freaky blondes vs. smart brunettes, and why toe rings might be the new nipple rings. 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 8/29–8/31 – Atlanta, GA 9/4 – Tarrytown, NY 9/5 – Montclair, NJ 9/6 – Montreal, QC (Sold Out) 9/24 – Charleston, SC 9/25 – Durham, NC 9/26 – Portsmouth, VA 9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets) 10/9 – Des Moines, IA 10/10 – Lincoln, NE 10/11 – Kansas City, MO 10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left) 10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI 10/25 – Detroit, MI 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 9/1 – Ontario, CA 9/3 – Hermosa Beach, CA 9/5–9/7 – Portland, OR 9/19–9/21 – Dayton, OH 9/26 – Las Vegas, NV 10/9 – Charleston, SC 10/10 – Atlanta, GA 10/11 – Jacksonville, FL 10/12 – Tampa, FL 10/13 – Tallahassee, FL 10/14 – Sarasota, FL 10/15 – Fort Myers, FL 10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL 10/18 – Orlando, FL 00:36 - Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are ENGAGED! 06:00 - No wifi on a flight to Africa 07:00 - Trevor saw men walking to a circumcision ceremony AD - 10:07 18:00 - Michael went to the Outer Banks 25:00 - The importance of family time AD - 30:36 34:00 - Going on safaris in Africa AD - 41:10 43:00 - Hot Air Balloons in Africa AD - 52:36 56:00 - Something funny but sad happened to Trevors dad “HELP!!!” AD - 1:12:09 01:12:44 - Michael is going to retire 01:18:26 - SOCK TALK 01:20:32 - SECRET SOCK Thanks to Betterhelp, Google Gemini, PrizePicks and Cash App for sponsoring the podcast. BetterHelp – BetterHelp.com/socks Get 10% off your first month at BetterHelp.com/socks Find the one, with BetterHelp. Google Gemini (for Students) – gemini.google/students Students get Gemini Pro free for 1 year — sign up by October 6. Includes Gemini 2.5 Pro, 2TB storage, Notebook LM, and more. PrizePicks – prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS Use code SOCKS to get $50 in lineups after your first $5 play. PrizePicks. It’s good to be right. Cash App – capl.onelink.me/vFut/wyx330el Download Cash App today: capl.onelink.me/vFut/wyx330el Use referral code SECURE10, send $5, get $10. Cash App is not a bank. Banking services by partners. More info: cash.app/legal/podcast #ad #sponsored

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Trevor and Michael kick things off with wild riffs about exes, haunted closets, and turning breakups into “rebrands.” They dive into the death of malls, why zebra gum lasts shorter than bad sex, and the misery of birthday songs in restaurants. Then rapper Dave Blunts joins the pod to talk about his come-up, working with Kanye, writing outrageous bars, rap beefs with 50 Cent, ghost stories, crowd surfing prep, and why his vice principal might be his lifelong nemesis. Listen to Dave Blunts: https://dave-blunts.ffm.to/talkingtothesun Follow him on IG at https://www.instagram.com/iluvyoudaveblunts/?hl=en 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 8/29–8/31 – Atlanta, GA 9/4 – Tarrytown, NY 9/5 – Montclair, NJ 9/6 – Montreal, QC (Sold Out) 9/24 – Charleston, SC 9/25 – Durham, NC 9/26 – Portsmouth, VA 9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets) 10/9 – Des Moines, IA 10/10 – Lincoln, NE 10/11 – Kansas City, MO 10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left) 10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI 10/25 – Detroit, MI 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 9/1 – Ontario, CA 9/3 – Hermosa Beach, CA 9/5–9/7 – Portland, OR 9/19–9/21 – Dayton, OH 9/26 – Las Vegas, NV 10/9 – Charleston, SC 10/10 – Atlanta, GA 10/11 – Jacksonville, FL 10/12 – Tampa, FL 10/13 – Tallahassee, FL 10/14 – Sarasota, FL 10/15 – Fort Myers, FL 10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL 10/18 – Orlando, FL Thanks to: PrizePicks, Happy Thursday, and Lucy PrizePicks – prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS Download the PrizePicks app today and use code SOCKS to get $50 in lineups after you play your first $5 lineup. That’s code SOCKS for $50 in lineups once you’ve played your first $5. PrizePicks — Run Your Game. Happy Thursday – DrinkHappyThursday.com/socks Weekend vibes all summer long. If you’re feeling thirsty, have a Happy Thursday. Find one near you at DrinkHappyThursday.com/socks Lucy – Lucy.co/stiff Let’s level up your nicotine routine. Go to Lucy.co/stiff and use promo code STIFF to get 20% off your first order. Lucy offers a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. #ad #sponsored

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com8/29–8/31 – Atlanta, GA9/4 – Tarrytown, NY9/5 – Montclair, NJ9/6 – Montreal, QC (Sold Out)9/24 – Charleston, SC9/25 – Durham, NC9/26 – Portsmouth, VA9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets)10/9 – Des Moines, IA10/10 – Lincoln, NE10/11 – Kansas City, MO10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left)10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI10/25 – Detroit, MI🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com9/1 – Ontario, CA9/3 – Hermosa Beach, CA9/5–9/7 – Portland, OR9/19–9/21 – Dayton, OH9/26 – Las Vegas, NV10/9 – Charleston, SC10/10 – Atlanta, GA10/11 – Jacksonville, FL10/12 – Tampa, FL10/13 – Tallahassee, FL10/14 – Sarasota, FL10/15 – Fort Myers, FL10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL10/18 – Orlando, FL0:20 - FIX MOBILE DEPOSIT1:00 - Trevor doesn’t want T Mobile (Not an AD)1:30 - Small iPhone Problems6:00 - Mcdonalds ingredients 8:00 - What’s the difference between a Jar and a can?10:52 - AD14:40 - Motivational and De-motivational videos18:40 - Trevors got a hot take about avocados23:50 - Trevor has an embarrassing story about poop and a spoon25:10 - AD36:00 - The population in Japan is decreasing (people are having with robots instead of people)37:49 - AD45:00 - Michaels doctor is way too chill50:15 - AD51:39 - Michael can’t smoke in his house52:00 - Michael celebrated his birthday58:40 - How to properly apply cologne 01:05:07 - AD AUDIOBOOM01:05:20 - Learning how to tie a tie01:08:47 - SOCK TALK01:15:00 - SOCK TALK 201:19:00 - How Michael drys off his back01:28:00 - SECRET SOCKThanks to Better Help, BlueChew, Shopify and Prize PicksBetterHelp – BetterHelp.com/socksGet 10% off your first month at BetterHelp.com/socksBlueChew – BlueChew.comDiscover your options at BlueChew.comShopify – Shopify.com/socksTurn your big business idea into sales. Start your $1/month trial today at Shopify.com/socksPrizePicks – PrizePicks.comDownload the PrizePicks app and use code SOCKS to get $50 in lineups after your first $5 lineup at PrizePicks.com#ad #sponsored

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 8/29–8/31 – Atlanta, GA 9/4 – Tarrytown, NY 9/5 – Montclair, NJ 9/6 – Montreal, QC (Sold Out) 9/24 – Charleston, SC 9/25 – Durham, NC 9/26 – Portsmouth, VA 9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets) 10/9 – Des Moines, IA 10/10 – Lincoln, NE 10/11 – Kansas City, MO 10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left) 10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI 10/25 – Detroit, MI 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 9/1 – Ontario, CA 9/3 – Hermosa Beach, CA 9/5–9/7 – Portland, OR 9/19–9/21 – Dayton, OH 9/26 – Las Vegas, NV 10/9 – Charleston, SC 10/10 – Atlanta, GA 10/11 – Jacksonville, FL 10/12 – Tampa, FL 1:00 - First 48 Trevor is wanted for murder 4:00 - Happy Gilmore 2 and Movies Michael and Trevor want to VO for. 6:30 - CART NARCS 8:30 - Women shooting ping pong balls out of where? 14:00 - Presidential test and other PE activities kids no longer do 20:00 - Having crushes in middle school 29:50 - Lets talk about Pirates and Mobsters 30:00 - AIR BUD IS COMING BACK 41:00 - Review of Happy Gilmore 2 45:00 - Is the new WAR OF THE WORLDS the worst movie ever made? 56:40 - Trevor is doing what with his body when he dies? 01: 04:21 - Mandela Effect test 01:13:05 - Michael will never take an L when it comes to parking 01:21:09 - Prince Albert 01:31:05 - SOCK TALK 01:33:00 - SECRET SOCK Thanks to Factor, Quince, IndaCloud, and ShipStation for sponsoring the podcast. Factor – FactorMeals.com/socks50off Eat smart with 50% off + FREE shipping on your first box. Quince – Quince.com/stiffsocks Get free shipping and 365-day returns at Quince.com/stiffsocks IndaCloud – IndaCloud.co Float above the stress with 25% off + free shipping on your first order. Use code SOCKS at IndaCloud.co ShipStation – ShipStation.com Go to ShipStation.com and use code SOCKS to sign up for a FREE trial #ad #sponsored

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Trevor and Michael hop in a swan boat on a man-made lake to talk public fornication, enjoying nature, and the art of fishing. Back in the studio, the boys dive into stories about drug retreats, how artists feel about hit songs, overheard first dates, and Vin Diesel. Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com Charles Town, WV: Jul 25 Atlantic City, NJ: Jul 26 Reading, PA: Jul 27 Tarrytown, NY: Sep 4 Montclair, NJ: Sep 5 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Second leg is being announced soon! 0:37 Trevor and Michael on a Swan 7:15 Happy 4th of July 13:30 Fishing 18:30 Animal Mascots 25:17 Back in the studio 25:44 Michael wants to go on a drug retreat 27:50 Artists with hit songs 37:00 Blocking people in real life 38:40 Leaving mid-date 44:50 Long term relationships 48:45 Is a Taco a sandwich? 56:55 Sock Talk 1:00:00 Secret Sock Thanks to: Gemini Credit Card, Cornbread Hemp Gemini Credit Card Sign up for the Gemini Credit Card: https://Gemini.com/SOCKS #GeminiCreditCard #CryptoRewards This video is sponsored by Gemini. All opinions expressed by the content creator are their own and not influenced or endorsed by Gemini. The Gemini Credit Card is issued by WebBank. For more information regarding fees, interest, and other cost information, see Rates & Fees. Some exclusions apply to instant rewards; these are deposited when the transaction posts. See Rewards Program Terms for details. Checking if you pre-qualify will not impact your credit score. If you pre-qualify and choose to proceed, a hard credit inquiry will be conducted that can impact your credit score. Pre-qualification does not guarantee approval. To qualify for the $200 crypto bonus, you must spend $3,000 within 90 days of account opening. Terms apply. The appreciation of cardholder rewards reflects a subset of Gemini Cardholders from 10/08/2021 to 04/06/2025 who held Bitcoin rewards for at least one year. Individual results will vary based on spending, selected crypto, and market performance. Cryptocurrency is highly volatile and may result in gains or losses. This information is for general informational purposes only and does not constitute investment advice. Past performance is not indicative of future results. Cornbread Hemp cornbreadhemp.com/SOCKS, code SOCKS

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Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks More Sara Saffari YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@sarasaffari IG: https://www.instagram.com/sarasaffari__ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@saffarisara Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com Albany, NY: Dec 2 Burlington, VT: Dec 3 Portland, ME: Dec 4 Providence, RI: Dec 5 New Haven, CT: Dec 6 New York, NY: Dec 7 Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8 Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9 Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10 Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 0:00 Turkey Giblets and Gizzards 5:32 Top Baby Names of 2024 17:05 The Wild West, Thanksgiving Plans, Deviled Eggs 27:54 Trevor Bought a Home Gym, Living With a Significant Other, Dining Rooms 44:38 Tipping Up Front 50:53 Spirit Airlines Went Bankrupt? 56:40 Wicked Dot Com, ASMR in Bed, Thanksgiving and Politics 1:05:00 What We’re Thankful For, You’re Thanksgiving Dinner ASMR 1:14:33 Ask Sara Saffari - What Are Some Things You Wish Guys Knew? 1:18:16 Sock Talk - New Way to Measure Yourself 1:21:56 Weird Family, Christmas Cards, Cheating Spouses 1:28:29 Secret Sock Talk - Humans on Treadmills Instead of Mannequins Thanks to Gametime, Load Boost, PrizePicks, Hims, Shopify Gametime - Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code SOCKS for $20 off your first purchase Load Boost - Visit https://loadboost.com and use code STIFFSOCKS for 10% off PrizePicks - Download the app or go to https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS today and use code SOCKS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup Hims - Start your free online visit today at https://hims.com/socks Shopify - Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://shopify.com/socks #ad #sponsored

Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.comSupport the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socksMore Sara SaffariYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@sarasaffariIG: https://www.instagram.com/sarasaffari__TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@saffarisaraStiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.comHollywood, CA: Nov 21Burbank, CA: Nov 22Albany, NY: Dec 2Burlington, VT: Dec 3Portland, ME: Dec 4Providence, RI: Dec 5New Haven, CT: Dec 6New York, NY: Dec 7Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10Knoxville, TN: Dec 11Atlanta, GA: Dec 12🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com0:00 Daylight Savings, Extreme Wealth14:36 Window Seat Etiquette on a Flight, Spirit Airlines Plane Shot At,22:48 Michael and Trevor Try to Find Haiti on a Map33:20 Michael Tripping Major Sack in the Mountains50:18 Trevor’s Bond With a Mexican Taxi Driver,53:23 Trevor Got Lost at the Mexico City Airport, Maine vs Florida1:01:03 Corn Searches During the Presidential Election by State1:07:47 Lamar Odom Shopping For Dolls, Let’s Buy an A.I. Doll, Is Being With a Doll Cheating?1:21:09 Ask Sara Saffari - Would You Rather Have Your Ex Date Someone That Looks Like You or Completely Different?1:25:19 Sock Talk - My GF is Too Tight1:29:47 Secret Sock Talk - Video Reaction, AirBnB Debauchery, Talking Birds and Flying Penguins1:39:59 Watching Intimate Scenes on a FlightThanks to First Rounds on Me, BetterHelp, BlueChew, Arena ClubFirst Rounds on Me - For the first 200 listeners, use code "Socks" and enjoya free month of FROM’s highest level subscription, Terracotta. Hit the link https://from.onelink.me/LQvW/stiff download the app, enter the code, and get ready to impress without breaking a sweat.BetterHelp - This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit https://betterhelp.com/socks today to get 10% off your first monthBlueChew - Go to https://bluechew.com and try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code SOCKS at checkout--just pay $5 shippingArena Club - Go to https://arenaclub.com/socks and use code socks for 10% off your first purchase#ad #sponsored

Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.comSupport the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socksMore Sara SaffariYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@sarasaffariIG: https://www.instagram.com/sarasaffari__TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@saffarisaraStiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.comHollywood, CA: Nov 21Burbank, CA: Nov 22Albany, NY: Dec 2Burlington, VT: Dec 3Portland, ME: Dec 4Providence, RI: Dec 5New Haven, CT: Dec 6New York, NY: Dec 7Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10Knoxville, TN: Dec 11Atlanta, GA: Dec 12🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com0:00 Sara Saffari’s Dark Humor4:45 What Sara Saffari Does in Her Free Time12:55 Snapchat, Gym Content, Used For Clips18:30 Sara Saffari Pulled Over By Cops24:26 Sad Music at a Funeral, Neck Workouts, Trevor Wallace Height30:33 Relationships and Social Media, AOL Instant Messenger, We Got the “Tism43:50 Love Bombing, Supplements, Trevor Wallace’s Gains51:31 Dating and Relationships 1:04:45 Sara Saffari’s Cat, Sara Saffari Has a Masters in Business1:10:30 Sara Saffari and Trevor Wallace Arm Wrestle1:16:51 Ask Sara Saffari - What is the Best Way to Hit on a Girl at the Gym?1:25:29 Secret Sock Talk - I Broke Up With My Girlfriend1:28:40 Sara Saffari Asks Us Where We See Ourselves in 5 YearsThanks to Prize Picks, Factor, Mando, Load BoostPrize Picks - Download the app today or go to https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS and use code SOCKS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup!Factor - Head to https://factormeals.com/socks50 and use code socks50 to get 50% off your first box and 20% off your next monthMando - Get $5 off a Starter Pack with code [SOCKS] at https://shopmando.com - That equates to over 40% off your Starter Pack Load Boost - Visit https://loadboost.com and use code STIFFSOCKS for 10% off #ad #sponsored

Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Follow Kayley Gunner https://www.instagram.com/kayleygunner/ Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com Hollywood, CA: Nov 21 Albany, NY: Dec 2 Burlington, VT: Dec 3 Portland, ME: Dec 4 Providence, RI: Dec 5 New Haven, CT: Dec 6 New York, NY: Dec 7 Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8 Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9 Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10 Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 0:00 Selfies, Personal Videos, Stocks 8:15 Staged Viral Clips, Michael’s Casino Show, Trevor’s Philly Cheesesteak 22:44 New York Bodegas, Brain Rot Generator, Brain Rot Quiz 34:06 Trevor’s Exam 40:02 Most Guys Done in One Day 57:01 Trevor’s No Look With Angela White, Dwayne Wade Statue, Worst Celebrity Statues 1:02:53 Loomis National Anthem Disaster 1:12:45 Ask Kayley Gunner - How Do I Know When a Woman is Interested in Me? 1:17:47 Fake Conspiracies, Trevor in Florida During Election, 1:22:39 Sock Talk - Nambia Tradition For a Bachelor 1:27:20 Restaurant Hook Ups 1:30:54 Secret Sock Talk - Can You Rizz a Cam Girl Into an IRL Meet Up? Thanks to Shopify, BlueChew, BetterHelp, Embark, Hims Shopify - Sign up for your $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/socks BlueChew - Try BlueChew FREE when you go to https://bluechew.com and use our promo code SOCKS at checkout--just pay $5 shipping BetterHelp - This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit https://betterhelp.com/socks today to get 10% off your first month Embark - Head to https://embarkvet.com and use code [SOCKS] to save $65 on Embark’s Breed + Health Test and get free shipping Hims - Start your free online visit today at https://hims.com/socks #ad #sponsored

Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.comSupport the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socksFollow Kayley Gunnerhttps://www.instagram.com/kayleygunner/Watch Michael Blaustein's comedy special "Silly Goose" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnkDTreQaYEStiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.comHollywood, CA: Nov 21Albany, NY: Dec 2Burlington, VT: Dec 3Portland, ME: Dec 4Providence, RI: Dec 5New Haven, CT: Dec 6New York, NY: Dec 7Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10Knoxville, TN: Dec 11Atlanta, GA: Dec 12🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com0:00 We Got Each Other Halloween Costumes5:32 Michael Costume Reveal14:22 Trevor Costume Reveal, Fishnets & Foxtails22:54 Picking Out Our Costumes at Spirit Halloween, Women Drama With Friends, Joker 229:59 Top Couples Halloween Costumes, Our Favorite Halloween Costumes35:57 Top 5 Halloween Costumes of 202442:32 Our Branded Spirit Halloween Costumes, Hot Halloween Costumes, Hottest Place to Do the Deed52:09 Tesla Robots & AI59:57 Michael on Releasing His Comedy Special Silly Goose on YouTube1:10:11 Ask Kayley Gunner - Are Male Butts Hot?1:13:58 Secret Sock Talk - Ghosted for a Hairy Cat1:15:18 Secret Sock Talk - Found My Boyfriend’s 15 Inch Toy1:17:11 Secret Sock Talk - April Fools Pregnancy Scare1:19:36 Secret Sock Talk - Found a Rhino Pill in My Dad’s Car1:21:23 If We Were Actually Women, The Hot Pizza Boy Scenario, Reading for PleasureThanks to Kalshi, Load Boost, GametimeKalshi - Sign up at https://kalshi.com/socks and the first 500 traders who deposit $100 will get a free $20 credit!Load Boost - Visit https://loadboost.com and use code STIFFSOCKS for 10% off Gametime - Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code SOCKS for $20 off your first purchase#ad #sponsored

OUT NOW! Watch Michael Blaustein's comedy special "Silly Goose" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnkDTreQaYE Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Follow Kayley Gunner IG: https://www.instagram.com/kayleygunner/ Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com Albany, NY: Dec 2 Burlington, VT: Dec 3 Portland, ME: Dec 4 Providence, RI: Dec 5 New Haven, CT: Dec 6 New York, NY: Dec 7 Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8 Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9 Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10 Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 0:00 Presenting the 2024 Stiff Socks Presidential Election w/ Kayley Gunner 1:14 Taking Kayley Gunner Out on a Date 3:15 Cats vs Dogs 6:19 More Accessible Gooning 8:02 30 Second Microwave Debate 14:12 Best Position in Bed? 18:42 First Interaction With Aliens 25:15 If You Were President How Would You Improve the Lives of Citizens? 28:19 Correct Way to Wipe 35:12 3 Things You Would Use a Human Robot For 38:06 What is the Hottest Body Part That Nobody Things About? 40:41 Any Kink You Want with Kayley Gunner 45:18 Keeping the Lights On or Off When Doing the Deed? 49:11 Who is the Better Boyfriend? 51:20 Releasing in Your Hand vs Releasing on the Floor 59:47 Head vs HJs 1:04:34 When the D Doesn’t Work Anymore 1:06:19 1,776 Divided by 69 1:08:29 Favorite Historical Moment 1:12:05 More Eyes or Legs in the World 1:14:19 Fight a Horse Size Duck or 100 Regular Sized Ducks 1:18:32 How Would Trevor and Michael Celebrate Being President Together 1:20:47 If You Win What Would You Do to Make This Nation Better? Thanks to BetterHelp, Embark, Mando, Blue Chew, Kalshi BetterHelp - This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit https://betterhelp.com/socks today to get 10% off your first month Embark - Go to https://embarkvet.com to get free shipping and save $65 with promo code SOCKS Mando - New customers get $5 off a Starter Pack with our exclusive code when you go to https://shopmando.com that equates to over 40% off your Starter Pack. Blue Chew - Go to https://bluechew.com and try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code SOCKS at checkout--just pay $5 shipping Kalshi - You can sign up at https://kalshi.com/socks and the first 500 traders who deposit $50 will get a free $20 credit! #ad #sponsored

October 20th @ 5PM PST check out Michael Blaustein's comedy special "Silly Goose" at https://www.youtube.com/@blaucomedy Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Follow Riley Reid https://www.instagram.com/letrileylive Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com Albany, NY: Dec 2 Burlington, VT: Dec 3 Portland, ME: Dec 4 Providence, RI: Dec 5 New Haven, CT: Dec 6 New York, NY: Dec 7 Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8 Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9 Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10 Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 0:00 Michael’s Comedy Special, Mean Internet Comment Quotas, Bumper Sticker Threats 5:28 Zuckerberg Children, Google Translate is Incredible 14:52 Dogzempic, White Noise, End of the World 19:25 Trevor Gassed Up at the Dentist, Michael’s Unicorn Trip 23:23 Hitting Your Shin, Milk Conspiracy Theory, Mouse Traps 28:15 Hard Working Organs, The Body Works Like a Mall 38:08 The Golden Bachelorette 47:10 Tony Soprano For Halloween, Celebrating Michael’s Comedy Special at Red Lobster 57:56 Body Cams, Hot Spiderman, Cloning Your Dog 1:02:33 Ask Riley Reid - What Are Things Men Do That Cause a Girl to Lose Interest? 1:10:13 We Try The Dua Lipa Drink 1:20:41 The Pepto Bismopolitan, Hawk Tuah Suing About Her Viral Clip, 1:29:34 Sock Talk - Is it Normal For a Guy to J Off While in a Relationship? 1:33:08 Secret Sock - Girlfriend Spit My Own Seed in My Mouth Thanks to Load Boost, Prize Picks, ZocDoc, Lucy, Hims Load Boost - Visit https://loadboost.com and use code STIFFSOCKS for 10% off Prize Picks - Download the app today or got to https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS and use code SOCKS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup! ZocDoc - Go to https://zocdoc.com/socks to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today Lucy - Go to https://lucy.co/stiff and use promo code (STIFF) to get 20% off your first order + FREE Shipping Hims - Start your free online visit today at https://hims.com/socks SOCKS for your personalized hair loss treatment options #ad #sponsored

October 20th check out Michael Blaustein's comedy special "Silly Goose" at https://www.youtube.com/@blaucomedy Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Follow Riley Reid https://www.instagram.com/letrileylive Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com Albany, NY: Dec 2 Burlington, VT: Dec 3 Portland, ME: Dec 4 Providence, RI: Dec 5 New Haven, CT: Dec 6 New York, NY: Dec 7 Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8 Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9 Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10 Knoxville, TN: Dec 11 Atlanta, GA: Dec 12 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 0:00 Michael Blaustein Comedy Special “Silly Goose” October 20th 2:34 Michael Back From UK, Monsters Menendez Brothers Series, Baby Oil Etiquette 9:37 Mr. Olympia Ireland, Scottish Accents, Dublin Food 15:54 Audiences in the UK vs America 23:02 Nutter Butter TikToks, The Sabbath, The Lord Moves the Most Tickets 29:26 Michael’s UK Travel Nightmare 35:06 Trevor Bricked Up on Blue Chew (Not an Ad) 47:19 Michael’s Hotel Fiasco 58:05 Bad Experience, Good Show 1:01:00 Michael’s Family Embarrasses Him, Trevor’s Gripe About a Dumb Prank 1:11:28 Trevor Gets Trolled by Football Fanatics 1:22:33 Destructive Ways to Deal With Stress 1:25:22 Ask Riley Reid - Can You Smell Butt While Giving H**d? 1:31:35 Sock Talk - Does an Ice Cube in the Backdoor Feel Good? 1:36:47 Secret Sock - How Do You Make Sure Your Date Doesn’t Sound Like an Interview or One-Sided? Thanks to PXG, Factor, Blue Chew, Lucy, BetterHelp PXG - Go to https://pxg.com and use code stiffsocks to save $10 per club on your order Factor - Head to https://factormeals.com/socks50 and use code socks50 to get 50% off your first box and 20% off your next month Blue Chew - Go to https://bluechew.com and try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code SOCKS at checkout--just pay $5 shipping Lucy - Go to https://lucy.co/stiff and use promo code (STIFF) to get 20% off your first order + free shipping BetterHelp - Visit https://betterhelp.com/socks today to get 10% off your first month #ad #sponsored

Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.comSupport the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socksFollow Riley ReidIG: https://www.instagram.com/letrileyliveStiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.comAlbany, NY: Dec 2Burlington, VT: Dec 3Portland, ME: Dec 4Providence, RI: Dec 5New Haven, CT: Dec 6New York, NY: Dec 7Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10Knoxville, TN: Dec 11Atlanta, GA: Dec 12🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com0:00 New Haircut Vibes, ChatGPT, Bed Bath and Beyond11:52 Standup Mics, Presidential Debates18:30 We Love Elvis Presley, Pitching Movie and TV Ideas28:50 Most Visited Websites 202433:57 Grocery Store Pricing, Uncharged Without Consent41:42 Our Top 5 Best French Fries53:07 Hottest Presidents of All Time1:01:53 Unnamed Ask a Woman Segment w/ Riley Reid - Feels Better When It Goes In or Goes Out?1:10:44 Sock Talk - Crazy Cat Ladies Have the Best S*x?1:17:08 Secret Sock - I Like to Smell My GF’s Used ThongsThanks to Load Boost, Prize Picks, GametimeLoad Boost - Visit https://loadboost.com and use code STIFFSOCKS for 10% offPrize Picks - Download the app today or got to https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS and use code SOCKS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup!Gametime - Download the Gametime app or go to https://gametime.co create an account, and use code SOCKS for $20 off your first purchase#ad #sponsored