PLAY PODCASTS
Slop Quest

Slop Quest

574 episodes — Page 8 of 12

Episode 224: Criminal Canines

E

Episode 224 coming at ya. O'Neill comes out of the gates hot by bringing up the "new" Peloton bike ad that has people talking. We brainstorm some other commercial ideas for Peloton and think of other things the company can do to promote the product. A pair of dog stories are discussed/analyzed/dissected. In both cases, a crime was commited (if a human had perpetrated the act). Listen for yourself to judge on whether these animals should be locked up. Also, this episode is kind of a throwback because we hear a lot from special guests like the Dassman, etc. Mmmm hmmm.

Dec 9, 20191h 42m

Episode 223: Stevie Sings the Blues

E

Episode 223 is here. Finally. You've waited years for it. On this episode, Danish tells a tale of having a medical mishap late at night. He also talks about some excellent new TV shows he recently saw. O'Neill brings up a doctor who had to go to extreme measures to heal a patient on a flight, which brings up so many questions that they have to pull up the article for a deeper dive. A copycat criminal in Toronto made headlines, and D+O break it down like only they can. Danish reveals some PRICELESS audio of Stevie Seagal singing the blues. Make sure you're sitting for this. O'Neill talks about a strip mall he went to on a trip that seems like it was made specifically for him. It's a hard hitting episode, so tie your shoes up tight, put your hard hat on, pack your thermos, and get ready to be entertained.

Dec 2, 20191h 28m

Episode 222: Hot Bucketful

E

The episode kicks off too fast, too furious style with O'Neill talking about his recent road adventures with the infamous Ari Shaffir. Did they go to a fraternity? Quite possible. Did Ari set O'Neill up to be arrested? Quite possible once again. The topic of John Little's new magic tricks came up, and O'Neill was definitely impressed by what he heard. After some road stories and other what have you, a recent news story about a bucket in the beautiful city of Hollywood really captured our imaginations. This episode will tickle your fancy like a classic Steven Seagal song/movie/philosophy.Remember, get 20% off, free shipping, and a free travel bag with the code DandO at Manscaped.com.

Nov 25, 20191h 34m

Episode 221: Close Encounters of the Mountain Lion Kind

E

It's episode 221 of the Danish and O'Neill podcast! On this lovely episode, Danish tells a story of meeting an audience member after a recent show. O'Neill gives an a real behind the scenes look at what it's like to trave with Ari Shaffir. He also describes seeing a "legit demon" on the streets near his place. A "sexsomnia" court case is broken down. And, a teacher commits the hattrick of insanity. All in all, just another day's work for the D+O podcast.

Nov 18, 20191h 17m

Episode 220: Fish HEAD (w/ Josh Wolf)

E

Josh Wolf came on the show, and we had a grand old time. All sorts of shenanigans were had. We talk the Comedy Store (of course), and his beginnings in Seattle. He tells us some tales from when he was in high school and coming up in Hollywood as a young comic. The impetus for him coming on the show was him commenting on a news story on Twitter. Let's just say that said story fell right in the Danish and O'Neill wheelhouse, and a listener reached out to him saying that. The rest is history. An article involving the Boston area is discussed as well. Also, Josh shocks us with a video we've never seen.

Nov 11, 20192h 12m

Episode 219: Razored Candy

E

Coming off a GLORIOUS Halloween, on this episode we wrap-up the holiday with a vengeance. Of course, we have our annual discussion on whether there were razors in the candy this year or not. We discuss the Diaz/Masvidal fight that happened this past weekend, too. A creepy 10 hour haunted house is discussed. We talk trick or treating. And, we talk about one Georgia Sheriff's bold move that is being appealed in court. All in all, it's a real feel good journey that will touch ya right in the pumpkins.

Nov 4, 20191h 39m

Episode 218: The Milk Man (w/ Steve Rannazzisi)

E

Just as we were about to record, there was a knock on the door. Whomever could it be?!? We weren't expecting anyone. We answered the door and saw none other than Steve Rannazzisi standing there! We greeted him and asked how he was doing. After a little small talk, he asked if he could come in. We informed him we were about to podcast. It was then that he uttered "Pooka Williams", which just so happens to be the password required to gain admittance into the podcast. We discuss all sorts of interesting topics with Steve, and a good time is had by all. This one will make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside and out.

Oct 28, 20192h 14m

Episode 217: The 7-Up Queen (w/ Eleanor Kerrigan)

E

On this roast, um, I mean episode, we give you an up close and personal look at Eleanor "shoot from the hip in a refreshing way" Kerrigan. We learn interesting new tidbits about her, like how she was a lifeguard and tried to get people to avoid the parked car at the bottom of the city pool she worked at. We learn about her family's kickball prowess. Of course, there's some Andy Clay talk (how could there not be?!?). As always, Eleanor brings the heat, and it's a real good time had by all, feel good podcast of the year. Amen.

Oct 21, 20192h 28m

Episode 216: Jump! Bike Gangs

E

The show starts out by discussing the buzz over a recent UFC entrance. The fellas weigh in on it and try to figure out what all the hype is about. Then, we reminisce about the time ol' Tombo (former talent coordinator at the Comedy Store) gave Damon Wayans comedy advice. Then, Danish gets into an unlucky day he had at Six Flags. After that, it's on to a swimming controversy! As one of the best amateur swimmers in the country, maybe even the world, Danish definitely has the pool chops to give his opinion on this one. We move on to a disturbing new trend: Jump! bike gangs (as the title states). Watch your backs out there, everybody. Danish gives a mini-Y-update and talks about an annoying experience he had with baby Barb. After hearing about that heartbreak, you can find out about someone who ate a diet with so few vitamins and nutrients that he ended up going blind. Eat your greens! O'Neill has some flashbacks to his childhood and recalls some painful memories. Then, a hero we never knew we had, a man tries to settle a neighborhood dispute with nunchuks and roach spray. Then, there are some odds and ends and other miscellaneous items to close the show. And that's 216 in a nutshell. Careful if you have nut allergies.

Oct 14, 20191h 50m

Episode 215: Dassman Pens a Letter

E

Heeeey there, we start this episod off with some news 'n notes from around town. Danish shares some travel stories from when he was out of town. O'Neill sheds some light of "interesting" practices in foreign locales. Then, he talks about what it's like to hang out with Ari Shaffir. Then, it's on to some Dassman BREAKING news. After that, the letter he wrote to the new Governor of Wisconsin is read and analyzed. Then, another crime is discussed: a man on a college campus who is sniffing unsuspecting students' feet in the library. We then ponder if Antonio Brown planned/staged his fart hijinks at the doctor's office. A new dating term is discussed. Animal time! A couple both have a run-in with bisons. Then, it's some pre-post show post show talk. Mmm mmmm good.

Oct 7, 20191h 40m

Episode 214: PayDay w/ John Little

E

Welcome to the longest episode in Danish and O'Neill history! It's important to note that the quality was NOT affected by the long run time. This one is hard hitting. We discover John's interesting past with PayDay candy bars. John and O'Neill get in a spirited debate about dwarfism vs. little people. John also has a bone to pick with actooooooooooor, Jeff Bridges. Some interesting news stories are discussed/mocked. We tell John some old stories from our das delivering groceries. We also try to get John to start watching Making a Murderer. There's some quality 90 Day Fiance talk at the end, too. All in all, this one will make you laugh, cry, and hug your neighbor.

Sep 30, 20193h 3m

Episode 213: Daddy Man (Earl Skakel) Returneth

E

The Daddy Man is back, and he's got some bones to pick. He details what happened with the dog he tried to adopt, and what upset him on his 70th birthday. It's a real Earl(y) 80's style episode with all the tom foolery and shenanigans you've come to accept from a Big Earl appearance. Oh, and we learn some new fun facts about Earl like how he was "neighbors" with Steven Adler, had a HUGE fish tank in his house, and a swamp in his backyard. This guy has more layers than an onion in a parfait.

Sep 23, 20192h 21m

Episode 212: Alfred Hitchcocker

E

If you're into ornithology, you're REALLY going to dig this episode. Don't know what that means? Fear not, urban dictionary says it's the study of birds. Yes, we dig deep into the world of aves. Don't know what that word means? It's birds! Keep up! This isn't bird watching s' either. These are bonified D+O bird stories. Careful, this episode could just give you nightmares. Oooooo-ooooo-ooooooh!

Sep 16, 20191h 18m

Episode 211: Agent Wiener

E

Danish opens the episode by voicing his concerns about the HBO show Euphoria. He worries for baby Barb's future. O'Neill explains just how many degrees of separation there are between him and Kevin Bacon. Danish shares a CHILLING story he saw on Courtney's neighborhood app. O'Neill fondly looks back at his days as a young college student taking fencing. Then, a smart man who lives in Florida shares his views on how to prevent hurricanes, and the fellas listen to the riveting audio where he shares his hypothesis. After that, a dude in Walmart uses a motorized store scooter to cause some chaos/commit an alleged crime. If that's not crazy enough, some lady tries to break into the CIA building to see a special agent. Not to be outdone, two Arkansas men decided to have a good time by shooting each other with bulletproof vests on. An Ohio school made news/the show by outlawing the practice of naming someone valedictorian. Then, we discuss an interesting candidtate for Senate in Maine. After that, we delve into the world of nullos.

Sep 9, 20191h 37m

Episode 210: All Dog the Bounty Hunters Go to Heaven

E

Zippity doo da, zippity day, it's another episode of Danish and O'Neill to play. O'Neill starts the episode off with a Stockton update (hey, episode 209 was just last week). Danish talks about a Dog the Bounty Hunter interview he stumbled across late at night. Some TOP SECRET Guy Fieri intel is revealed. Then, a disturbing story about vultures is discussed. Danish gets bamboozled by a fake article (maybe Barb being on vacation is to blame?). And, it's finally time for another Y update. So, sit back, or stand, or lay down, or hang upside down, relax or be totally stressed out, and enjoy this one.

Sep 2, 20191h 33m

Episode 209: THE 209

E

On episode 209, we celebrate all that is the 209 (beautiful Stockton, California). We start off by discussing Nate Diaz's recent UFC fight and post-fight interviews (what timing for episode 209!). After that, we hit up a Stockton news site and come up with some real gems. One of them gets O'Neill to air raid sirens level angry. Shame on you, Duffel! Listen to the show to understand what that means. To learn more about what goes on in Stockton, CA, study this episode, dawg.ps. Get 20% off, free shipping, and a free travel bag with the code DandO at Manscaped.com.

Aug 24, 20191h 45m

Episode 208: LOOK AT MY KID!!!

E

Hello there. There's some pre-show talk this week. The fellas stumble upon the topic of whether there are any male twins in the adult film world. This leads them down the path of twindom and all that it entails. School lunches and old school cigarette machines get discussed. There's some brief NFL talk (a rarity on the show!). Staying in the sports world, Lenny Dykstra comes up and gets discussed. We go over a "jealousy competition" that gets out of control. For the first time in a while, there's some mountain lion discourse. Pop Sugar time!!!! It's the article that inspired the show title. It's a doozy. We move on from that beauty to discuss a family who fell prey to pot edibles at a restaurant in Australia.

Aug 19, 20191h 35m

Episode 207: Dog Days of Summer

E

Hey there, happy international fish stick day! I just made that up, but hey, let's try to get that going. On this episode, we start off with some pop culture and sports. Is Steve Harvey involved? You better believe it. We also return to where our bread is buttered (if you know the show well, you know what that means!). Hint: the title ma give you a clue as to what the topic is. We also talk about problem tht's ROCKING the Aspen area. There's a much needed seagull update from the UK. Also, there's a tale from the making of Men in Black that will make you question everything in your life. And, we detail some bizarre happenings in government and crime. Yessirree, this is a good one. Indeed it is.

Aug 12, 20191h 15m

Episode 206: Grilling Guy

E

On this episode, we briefly talk about/describe the taping we did for four episodes of our upcoming ATC show (on youtube), the Basement with Danish and O'Neill. After that, there's some quick UFC talk. Then, we use a beautiful segue (not the vehicle)to discuss a new problem in cities: wild boars. Watch out, everybody. These things mean business. We move on from that scintillating talk about CRAZY charges brought against a ten year old. Then, we have the FIRST EVER article written by Guy Fieri on the show. We also talk about a serial toilet clogger up in Sheboygan. Danish asks O'Neill if he's ever heard of "toilet talkers". Mmmm hmmm.

Aug 5, 20191h 31m

Episode 205: Moose Meat and Lobster

E

We're back! It's been a week since we were here last. On this episode, we get into all sorts of shenanigans. Danish talks about how he was almost puked on and was asked if his beard was natural. O'Neill talks about a new show he discovered, and Danish chimes in with some doozies from 90 Day Fiance. Killer seagulls in England are finally being exposed! They're allegedly the "size of dogs". A creepy professor loses his job for making a student a bizarrely inappropriate offer. Some dude gets freaky with a lady helping him move and brings syrup and blueberry jelly into play. A suspect gets captured in a ridiculous way. There's a lot going on, and it's all grrrrreat. And remember, get 20% off, free shipping, and a free travel bag when you use the promo code DandO at Manscaped.com

Jul 29, 20191h 34m

Episode 204: Magical Mo (w/ Earl Skakel)

E

Big "early 80's" Skakel comes back on the show to "clear his name" after episod 200. He tells some stories about humiliating himself in front of character actors from the 80's. He also mentions sending Robert Loggia a special gift at the Bel Air Country Club dining room. He talks about his latest "enhancement" routine(s) and reveals where he gets his nether regions maintained (he pays someone to do it for him). Earl also has his sights set on a new dog. Fingers crossed! At the end of the episode, he gets into some of his classic voiceover and singing routines. It's a long and strong one.

Jul 22, 20192h 30m

Episode 203: "Best Playgrounds in the World"

E

Hey chickadees, it's episode 203! On this episode, we discuss the passing of Dog the Bounty Hunter's wife, Beth, and just Dog in general. There's also MAJOR Flavortown discussion, centered around Guy Fieri's hilariously awesome recent Twitter activity. Then, O'Neill talks about his European vacation. Highlights include seeing naked men in public parks, trying out Berlin's finest playgrounds, renting a racecar to drive on some mysterious forest track, speeding on the autobahn, going to a dangerous zoo, and riding scooters in traffic. Meanwhile, Danish talks about a concert he recently attended. A hampster vs. hamster story is also discussed. This one is a dooooozy. After that, it's a mixed bag of chewy goodness.

Jul 15, 20191h 52m

Episode 202: Friends and Family (w/ Sean Patton)

E

Sean Patton stopped by to talk about his podcast 5 words, and a lot of other things. For instance, he gets into his experiences of going to 311 concerts (when he was a younger man, don't judge him!). Sean also talks about being in the LA comedy scene in 2006, and even some run-ins with a certain "friend" of ours! It's must hear, especially if you listened to/liked BCUSA. That got us into some Comedy Store talk. We also talk about the man, the myth, the legend?, Ari Shaffir. He also reveals that he was once propositioned by a husband and wife (separately). Mr. Patton is kind enough to give us both nicknames and shares his own. He gets into the story of a strange man he encountered in O'Neill's private party room after the infamous Lou Gomez fight. The conversation goes to and fro and back again. It's a good one.

Jul 8, 20192h 1m

Episode 201: Marijuana Pepsi

E

Yello, ladies and gents. On this episode, we do some brief recapping from the live extravaganza that was episode 200. We discuss whether Bush will ever be back on the show as well. Danish talks about a performance he had at the Comedy Store. And, he tells a story about something that happened after that blew his mind and turned his world upside down. Danish plays some special audio that was meant to be played during episode 200. It blows O'Neill's mind. A lot of mind blowing going on in this episode. O'Neill describes a recent encounter with a homeless man in a sleeping bag. Danish then describes a recent encounter he had at a grocery store. It's a mystery! Also, Danish gives a shocking update about the concert venue that is behind his place. We also talk about some rapper named Lil' Nas X and how Guy Fieri is trying to jump on his bandwagon. Then, it's on to some HARD HITTING JOURNALISM about a woman named Marijuana Pepsi. And that's pretty much it.

Jul 1, 20191h 37m

Episode 200!!! (Live from the Comedy Store)

E

This extravaganza must be heard to be believed. We had Eleanor Kerrigan, Earl Skakel, John Little, and Andrew DeWitt join us for insanity and hilarity. Someone didn't show up but listen to find out who broke our hearts. Eleanor is put to the test with a 7-up cake challenge. She is also put on the defensive about dating Ari Shaffir. Earl Skakel does some monologues and has jokes ready. John Little smashes a smoke detector when he first gets on stage and starts out like he's been fired out of a cannon. And, we wrap it up with our fellow Beach Cop and former BCUSA resident, Andrew DeWitt. Every guest brought it and helped make the episode truly memorable and great. Thanks to everyone who came to the live show and thanks to all of you who listen. Enjoy.

Jun 24, 20191h 34m

Episode 199: Happy Jabba's Day (w/ Steve Simeone)

E

As stated in the title, Steve Simeone joins us to promote his new album, Jabba, that's available on iTunes and Google Play. Check it out! We talk about his album, the Comedy Store, the great James Painter, a meal we were once killed at, and all sorts of other fun stuff. It was a great convo and a long and strong episode.

Jun 17, 20192h 41m

Episode 198: Oral Crimes

E

We start off this week's show with a discussion about friend of the show, the Bushman (he likes to party!). Danish then gives a quick update on the Golden State Killer (a criminal he read a book about). After that, he discusses a new medical term he learned the hard way. Then, the convo moves to celebrities going to prom with students, and both Danish and O'Neill agree that this practice needs to stop ASAP. How do you follow that? Well, by talking about the President of the Philippines (no, Dikembe Mutombo isn't there!). This guy gets real loose while giving speeches. After that, we discuss a "crime of passion". That spurs numerous stories of strange/sad relationship drama. One is crazier than the next. O'Neill talks about a couple who caught his eye. Also, there's a discussion about the huge increase in men getting cosmetic surgeries. After that, it's a mixed bag of mixed nuts.

Jun 10, 20191h 41m

Episode 197: Level Four Hardness

E

We come out of the gates with a vengeance on this episode, ya horsers. We start off with some light MMA talk but quickly transition into some quick Guy Fieri discussion. Danish describes a touching martial arts clip he stumbled across online. O'Neill gets into something that made him angry. Danish gives some news and notes from around his neighborhood. After that, we talk about something we never knew existed: raccoon dogs. Apparently, two of them caused some chaos recently in the UK. After that, a moped accident from hell is dissected. Careful on those mopeds, everyone! How do you follow that? With the tale of a corrupt Principal getting a little crazy on a school trip to DC. Oh, and bonus: a service animal is involved! Then, there's an update you can't miss! It's about the woman who married the ghost of a pirate! This one's a real humdinger. Speaking of service animals (from before), Delta is getting sued over an attack. After that, it's a little of this, a little of that, a little what have you...and a LOT of fun. Mmmm hmm. Yup. That's about it.

Jun 3, 20191h 44m

Episode 196: Girl Squirrel

E

This week's show opens with some discussion of an appearance the Bushman made on a cable access show back in the day. There's some Guy Fieri talk! Who doesn't like that?!? He's the Emperor of Flavortown! After that, we talk about a criminal who seriously may be the least intelligent criminal of all time. And that's saying something, but still, this guy is truly once in a lifetime. Speaking of which, a man with the last name Avery gets accused of having some incriminating videos. Shifting gears, we talk about a dude who had a weird experience when cleaning an old organ. Then, it's time for the MAIN EVENT: a HORRIFIC story about how Kevin the girl squirrel terrorizes people at a park in Seattle. How do you follow that? With lemur theft, that's how! Then, there's some pre-post show post show talk. It's guaranteed that you'll laugh at least three and a half times. If you don't, you owe us 10 bucks.

May 27, 20191h 21m

Episode 195: Gator in the Pants

E

Listen to the episode that really dissects the Gam of Thrones finale. Okay, maybe not. This episode has a few updates from last episode (they're good!), so we start out with those. After that, we talk about a man trying to smuggle a weapon into jail, a 900 pounder who may have to do some time behind bars, and a woman who may have had an alligator in her pants. Oh, and there's even a classic Diaz brothers call! The crystal clear phone line is back up and running! There's also some "what is happening with fast food" convo. You're gonna eat this episode up with a spork.

May 20, 20191h 15m

Episod 194: Jive Turkeys

E

Happy Mother's Day to you and yours. On this doozy of an episode, we cover a lot of ground. O'Neill starts the show off by talking about an unreal family feud he watched online. Danish gives a sad update that will affect the Dassman.Then, Danish describes his family outing to the zoo and a bird show he had the pleasure of witnessing there. After that, a story about a turkey infuriates O'Neill. Fans of the air raid siren will like this one. (Just imagine the air raid siren playing) O'Neill tells a story about how he may now be on Bill Burr's radar...or security camera. Finally, it's that time again! The Y report is back, BABY! To close the show, it's a little bit of this, and a little bit of that. Listen to this one with your mom. She'll love it. If your mom is unavailable, find someone else's mom and listen to it with her.

May 13, 20191h 43m

Episode 193: Tiffany

E

We open the show by talking about a stellar documentary we both watched about the 80's pop sensation, Tiffany. It features a GREAT cast of characters. There's some Comedy Store comings and goings reported on. O'Neill discusses his theory that the show may have been infiltrated by spies. Danish provides some audio from the "club" behind his place. Check out this hot up and coming talent! We pontificate on whether Ari Shaffir's moving hiring practices are wise or not. After that, Danish talks about a super creepy/scary/disturbing book he recently read called "I'll Be Gone in the Dark". Then, we switch gears and talk about the meeting of the minds that is the Dice Man vs. the Rice Man. That leads us into a discussion about the great Brian Holtzman. A sculpture in Vermont that is right up O'Neill's wheelhouse is described. Aaaaaand, once again, the fast food industry is up to bizarre marketing strategies. What is it now? Arby's rowboats? Burger King private jets? Wendy's capes? And there's some miscellaneous pre-post-show talk. Come and get it, suckas.

May 6, 20191h 52m

Episode 192: the Meal Train

E

The Game of Thrones fans' number one podcast is BACK, baby! This week, O'Neill talks of his recent travels, which involved a trip to Cave City and a stay at a haunted hotel. Danish describes an awkward encounter he had with a neighbor and something that happened to him at the grocery store. After that, D+O talk about what happened to a 21 year old Chinese woman when she watched the Avengers movie. There's also a HOT Coachella update. If you went, you may want to head to a doctor. A few bizarre happenings from the MMA world are discussed. There's a quick Guy Fieri update (who doesn't need that in their life?). Then, it's on to a story that was sent to us so much that we just had to cover it. YOU wanted it. YOU got it. We update a despicable character we discussed a while back. Then, it's a throwback to the air raid sirens because a story gets under O'Neill's skin. After that, it's some miscellaneous Tom Foolery. Enjoy, ya weirdos.

Apr 29, 20191h 43m

Episode 191: Meet the Teeters

E

O'Neill opens the show talking about a trip he's taking that will involve both cave exploration and a stay at a haunted hotel. After that, there's an important Rachael Ray update! Danish gives an update on the weird "club" that's in a backyard behind his place. The good times keep on rollin' with the tale of a guy who sued his parents for destroying his adult film collection. HORSE ALERT! It's been a long time, but we had to cover the tail (get it?!?) of a man "admiring" horses in fields. Then, it's on to a mystery that one father tried to solve. The law enforcement in this one is UNREAL. Finally, it took almost 200 episodes to report on a sauna arrest! After that, it's an introduction to a great family, the Teeters. It's the story of a boy, his iguana, and his dad who got arrested for using the iguana in a bar fight. If that isn't crazy enough, a dude threatens people with "an army of turtles".

Apr 22, 20191h 30m

Episode 190: Karate Mom

E

And we're back with another episode to titillate the masses. On this funky fresh episode, we get into all sorts of wild hijinks. We open the show with breaking news about Brendan "the Dassman" Dassey. Spoiler alert: he's not going to Wrestlemania just yet. We also discuss a mother/son duo who rival Dassman and his mom Barb(the mom is referenced in the episode title). These two are quite the pair! A possible new segment is debuted: when pet ownership goes wrong (two different stories discussed on this subject). Also, a disgusting new mayo is so gross that we can't tell if it's even real. Hear all this and more, on...the Danish and O'Neill podcast.

Apr 15, 20191h 44m

Episode 189: Cats?!?

E

Meow. Get it? Cause of the episode title? HILARIOUS stuff. Anyhow, on this episode, there's a very special Wrestlemania recap from none other than Brendan Dassey and his mom Barb. There's also some quick fast food talk. After that, there's a whole bunch of animal related topics discussed. One is about how a mom saved her son from a mountain lion. Another is about a woman getting attacked by a jaguar at a zoo. There's some falcon on a plane talk and even a sad/crazy discussion about a "drug lord" and his cat. There's also some miscellaneous fun thrown in there to boot. You're gonna love this one with all your heart.

Apr 8, 20191h 40m

Episode 188: Big Earl (w/ Earl Skakel)

E

It's not every day that a guest provides their own sound board, but Earl Skakel did just that. Big Earl came on and opened up on a wide variety of topics. He told us about the time he was almost molested at a professional wrestling show. He also got into a time he felt he was #metoo'd in showbiz. He relives and reenacts a horse race from the 70's. What can't this man do?!? Does he talk about his experiences in massage parlors? Maybe. What about gambling advice? You'll have to listen to find out! Also, we put him to the test and test his voiceover acting chops. Listen and hear if he passes. Enjoy!

Apr 1, 20192h 37m

Episode 187: Steroid Nips

E

Welcome. Danish starts out this episode by detailing how he fell down a Bushman rabbit hole on youtube. He ended up watching highlights of Bush's son play pro basketball. After that, Danish talks about making an appearance on Steve Rannazzisi's podcast, and how thanks to Steve's son, he learned a neat new term. He also describes Sam Tripoli's theory on how you can tell someone is on steroids (hint: look at the title of the show). Guy Fieri's KILLER episode of shoe shopping on Complex is dissected. After that, a listener email is read, and you must hear it to believe it. Steve Seagal's strange Australian media appearances are also described and scrutinized. We also discuss a cautionary tale about taking LSD and going to school. Shockingly, those two things don't mix. Speaking of shocking, some weirdo got a DUI while driving with a lemur and other animals, but now he wants them back. We also discuss a guy who has an emotional support alligator. Seriously. Bill Dillman.

Mar 25, 20191h 33m

Episode 186: Mother (I barely know her)

E

Make sure to listen all the way to the end on this one! There's a surprise, and you'll enjoy it. So, stop being difficult about it. As the title of the show suggests, this one is about parenting (specifically, mothers). There are super cool parents who do blow with their kid and his friends in Colorado (allegedly). A "Dear Abby" like write-in poses an interesting question regarding family. Then, there's the tale of a nightmare Mom who went viral for trying to get her kid free swim lessons. Two different Moms freak about because people make fun of their kids' names.

Mar 18, 20191h 49m

Episode 185: Play in my Sandbox

E

On this doozy of an episode, we cover a lot of different topics. O'Neill starts out by talking about a podcast he had the chance to listen to recently. We switch gears by discussing KFC's new attempt at getting attention. Then, we stay in the world of food with a story of "prankster" former pizza restaurant employee and another one about a disgruntled delivery driver. Later, an Australian sausage party is investigated, and we talk about what it means to be an autosexual. Spoiler alert, it has nothing to do with cars. We close the episode by talking about Ken Kratz, the DA from the Making a Murderer cases. We review his 2009 text messages that forced him to resign from his position. Hint, they're VERY scummy. And Dassman has thoughts about them. Enjoy.

Mar 11, 20191h 23m

Episode 184: A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood

E

Due to technical difficulties, we had to start this one dry (without a theme song). We persevered and even played the theme song a little later in the show. O'Neill talked about a flat Earth documentary he saw on Netflix. Danish goes into detail about how he and his family were assaulted at the zoo. O'Neill rejoices over new information that's come out about the man who killed a mountain lion recently. Danish discusses what he learned by reading a biography about Mr. Rogers. You'll be surprised. He also later talks about reading the book Jaws. We talk about a man and his dog's harrowing battle to survive in Oregon. And, a new, flavorful beer is profiled. There's a little something for everyone. So, gather everyone in your neighborhood and listen to this one as one big, happy family.

Mar 4, 20191h 55m

Episode 183: John Little Hates Seatbelts

E

John Little joins us on this episode. We start out by expressing sadness about the passing of Brody Stevens. We share some memories and stories about him. Later, we discuss a junior college football coach, who takes his job VERY seriously. A man is almost arrested for using a colloquialism. John expresses how much he HATES being told to wear a seatbelt and forcefully expresses his support of the US of A. Does it get a little weird? Yeah, maybe. Listen and judge for yourself.

Feb 25, 20192h 17m

Episode 182: Garage Tiger and Laundry Lion

E

Heeeeeeeeeey-lo,On today's episode, we tackle a lot of interesting topics. There are two mountain lion related stories. One is a follow-up of the man who killed a mountain lion with his bare hands. The other is about a couple who received quite the scare. There's also a garage tiger in Houston, Texas. A woman married a zombie doll, and we discuss their nuptials. Danish does a few quick book reviews. A spicy real estate listing in Eleanor Kerrigan's home state is analyzed. There's a little something for everyone. Oh, and there's plenty of Dassman and Bill Cosby talk. Oh yeah.

Feb 18, 20191h 45m

Episode 181: The Night Hiker and Bologna Bandit (w/ Ryan Sickler)

E

Ryan Sickler was kind enough to join us this week. There's a LOT of animal talk (it's clean! seriously!). There's a much needed P-22 update, and O'Neill sheds light on whether he was responsible for the mountain lion death in Colorado. Sickler tells tales of his friends from growing up. They're interesting fellows to say the least. We also break down a man who was dubbed the bologna bandit. The episode was a lot of fun, so just stop reading and listen to it. NOW! Why are you still here? Seriously, stop.

Feb 11, 20191h 47m

Episode 180: Big Bossman Bert (Abducted In Plain Sight)

E

On this episode, O'Neill is fresh off his trip to Utah with Ari Shaffir, Steve Rannazzisi, Bert Kreischer, Sean Patton, and Mark Normand. He provides an update on the shenanigans that took place and sheds light on why Bert now wants to be called "the big Bossman". He also gives an injury report from the trip. After that, we talk about the Netflix documentary, Abducted in Plain Sight. Both the documentary and our discussion will blow your mind. Danish talks about Guy Fieri's latest venture, Triple D Nation. And that's all she wrote for this week's show. Yup.

Feb 4, 20191h 29m

Episode 179: The Detestables

E

On this week's show, we talk a little more about the Fyre Festival documentaries. We also cover a wide range of people, who are as the title of the episode suggest, are detestable. There's a morbidly obese man who allegedly made a flight attendant wipe his buttocks. Not to be outdone, a substitute teacher tried to get revenge on the principal she hates. A British family gets thrown out of New Zealand for being awful humans. Oh, and a 20 year old freaked out cause he couldn't find a parking space while skiing. Solid episode about awful people.

Jan 28, 20191h 37m

Episode 178: Januhairy

E

The Danish and O'Neill podcast is back in business for yet another episode. This week, we discuss a multitude of topics. O'Neill talks about two Fyre Festival documentaries he watched. A HOT new West Hollywood eatery is discussed, and the menu is scoured. A young man achieves his dream, and we break it down. Ladies, there's a cool trend in the world of armpit hair going on, so don't miss out on this one! Gary Keillor's pad is finally on the market, and we dissect an article about it. A Missouri man is arrested after getting caught with a bizarre combination of items. We also go over a love rectangle involving four cops.

Jan 21, 20191h 56m

Episode 177: Highway Chicken

E

Episode 1-7-7. Oh yeeeeeah (said as the Macho Man). This episode has something for everyone: a man who licks doorbells, a woman who drinks out of a Pringles container, a pizza thrower, low-brow board games, Guy Fieri talk, Dass-man talk, and even a few Eric Hites updates. What's not to love? Ooooh oooh, what's love got to do with it? Oh, and as the title suggests, there's also some discussion of highway chicken. And other interesting convos that will impress your friends, neighbors, and pastors at dinner parties.

Jan 14, 20191h 39m

Episode 176: K-Hole w/ Ari Shaffir and Steve Simeone

E

On this episode of Danish and O'Neill, we were supposed to record from a jacuzzi. Sadly, it didn't happen. We're joined by international man of mystery, Ari Shaffir, and all around good guy and pizza maker, Steve Simeone. We pick Ari's mind about his recent travels, mainly focusing on some underground bar Ari went to in Berlin. Unfortunately, he didn't make it to the dungeon. O'Neill announces what he thinks the disease of 2019 will be. Drug use is discussed, and the topic of k-holes is explored. It's a real doozy of an episode, so listen up, suckas!

Jan 7, 20191h 33m

Episode 175: Milk-shake-down

E

Happy New Year! 2019 is DEFINITELY the year of Danish and O'Neill. Nostradamus predicted it!!!! The episode starts off with some light Evil Genius (Neftlix doc) talk and a little brief MMA talk. We hear from the Dass-man and then discuss a young Canadian boy who called the cops cause he didn't like his Christmas present. Next, there's a much needed update from a CRAZY story that took place in Canada as well. You crazy Canadians! After that, it's our first ever Sesame Street controversy!!!! Grover, you dirty devil! Not to be outdone, Chris Brown is in trouble, and we had to talk about it because it involved the illegal possession of a monkey. PETA closes out the year strong with a suggested on ban on certain animal-centric phrases. You go, PETA! As a tribute to 2018, we cover the craziest headlines out of Florida for the year. They're as good as you'd imagine, if not better. After that, we discuss a man who NEEDS to get on My 600 Pound Life. So, there ya have it. Yeeha. Yippy kay ay.

Dec 31, 20181h 14m