Slop Quest

This one is power-packed. Due to O'Neill experiencing something SO crazy on a walk after we recorded this episode, we decided to take audio from Beach Cops and insert it at the beginning of this episode to fill you all in on what happened. Does it involved P-22? Listen and find out. After that story, we shift gears and start the program as it was recorded (if that makes sense). Danish asks O'Neill if there are people in his neighborhood still making noise to honor the first responders. O'Neill gives the sad answer of how that faded away into the good night. Then, the gents talk about Mike Perry, a UFC fighter who has gone rogue and is apparently now punching old men (no need for an "allegedly" here...there's video) in restaurants. Connie Mac, eat your heart out! After that, we address a couple of covedians in cars getting coffee. Hint, rhymes with Smighter and the Squid. We go into full sweep the leg mode. Even Seagal would say this is a new level of aggression. Can the show get better? OH YEAH. How, you ask? By discussing people who held a Philly dumpster pool party. Hear what friend of the show Eleanor Kerrigan had to say about this hot button issue. After that, we detail one man's crazy Florida crime spree (crazy even for Florida!). We also talk about the Neftlix's Unsolved Mysteries for a little while. We close this powerhouse out with a little Gwyneth Paltrow discussion. It turns out she's a fan of a boobie puzzle. Who knew?  

Rejoice! Another episode is upon us. This one starts out hot 'n heavy with a dude who calls himself "the O man of the valley". He may be the best thing to happen to the valley since the All Valley Tournament. After we discuss him, we briefly talk about Ghislaine Maxwell being arrested. Danish tells O'Neill about a bigfoot show he saw a brief snippet of. After a long time without one, we finally get sent a story about a pervo teacher. Danish expresses his dismay about what people are doing in his area to celebrate graduations. We also discuss the current state and future of stand up comedy and wonder who would risk seeing Vanilla Ice at a time like this. We wrap it up by talking about a clip we were sent that really took us back: it's of the GREAT Jim Painter doing a stand up set in Arizona. And, that's all, folks!  

Hello, and welcome to episode 252 of the Danish and O'Neill Podcast. This one starts off with the lads talking about a UFC fighter who made headlines by having just his girlfriend, who has zero experience, as his corner-person. Then, it's a brief update on what's been going on in the entertainment business regarding cancellations, etc. That perfectly leads into an article O'Neill found that discusses movies that are SO edgy that they should come with a warning. During this discussion, loud percussive bangs can be heard. The evidence is inconclusive, but they were most likely fireworks in Danish's neighborhood. After getting through that riveting list, we get into some Seagal news! This time, Charlize Theron is taking the gravy out of the sensei by calling him a fat fraud. Destiny was on our side because Guy Fieri has been in the news recently, too. This story is just too stupid to be believed, but unfortunately, it's real. While on the Fieri Flavorville train, we keep the momentum and review some of his awesome menus from his restaurants on a cruise line. Suddenly, O'Neill's internet goes down for the count! Does Danish survive? What happens? Listen and find out!  

This one is filled to the brim with podcasting goodness. And Vitamin C. O'Neill starts the show talking about something that's been bugging him on his night hiking expeditions. He also talks about Gwyneth Paltrow's latest exploits. That leads Danish into telling a story about seeing snippets of a TV show that Courtney was watching. Danish brings up "Karens", and how some of them are being mislabeled. This reminds us of a customer we used to deal with a lot at our old job. After that, we discuss Kentucky making an example out of a couple for breaking a newly passed law. Way to go, Kentucky! Better late than never. Then, there's a story of one camel's revenge that will leave you fearing the humped beast for the rest of your life. After that, we move on to talking about a video we were sent featuring old friend of the show, Bill Dillman (chi-ball master!). This leads us down a brief path of martial arts quackery. To wrap the show up in a nice, pretty bow, we're introduced to three Bolivian brothers, who try something so crazy that it just may work. It doesn't, but they definitely get an A for effort on this one!  

Yello, everybody, and welcome back to another fabulous edition of the Danish and O'Neill podcast. On this episode, we start out by talking about going back and censoring old movies, music, etc. to fit today's cultural norms and standards. Danish then discusses the Cowboys of Compton getting on their horses and protesting. Ride those horses for equality, cowboys and girls! Danish also gives some sights and sounds from around his neighborhood and is once again baffled by what he saw in the local park. That also includes some bird talk! O'Neill reveals that he has a young family member who's become an avid birdwatcher. Then, it's a story that will rock your world. People in Spain are getting crazy with...a drug that you've probably never heard of. This one is too good/crazy. Need some inspiration? The guy we discuss next may just give it to you...he set the World Record for planking (oh, just a little over 8 hours straight).

This one is gonna get you going in ways you never knew you could. There's a BIG Carole Baskins update. Bad news for you, Joey Exotic. Then, there's some brief treehouse talk. Eat your heart out, Bob Villa and the people on that show Treehouse Masters! After that, we talk about JR Smith (former NBA player) for a second, but that leads us to talking about the legendary former Comedy Store bartender, Huck. Danish shares a DISTURBING article he was sent about Big Ed from 90 Day Fiance (so gross). Danish shares some tales from his days working at a golf course and some run-ins he had with a "made man". This next one is a DOOZY. It's a real crazy misstep made in Australia, hence the title of this episode. Sit back and enjoy a comedy of errors. Then, there's some pickle throwing, new rules for lovemaking during Covid, and a heartwarming tale out of India (seriously).  

Howdy! O'Neill starts the show out by recommending a documentary he just saw. Danish talks about some TV he's seen as of late. He also talks about a "treehouse" that is being built across from his apartment. It is really something to behold. Speaking of sights and sounds, Danish also talks about some outdoor workouts he's seen around his neighborhood. There's a much needed Gypsy Rose update! About time, journalists. About time! Then, it's the seabelt scandal that's rocking the D+O podcast! Is John Little ahead of his time with his anti-seatbelt sentiments, or is he beind the 8-ball? Ready to start heading back out to the strip clubs? Well, here an update about what a club that just reopened in Wyoming has to say about safety precautions. We close the show by speculating what stand up comedy will be like when it returns. Listen and stay safe out there, party people. Love ya. Muah. xoxoxo

As the title suggests, we get back to where our bread is buttered on this one. It's episodes like this that keep us ahead of the podcasting pack when it comes to animal reporting. This one's a real BANGER. O'Neill starts it out by talking about a recent camping trip he took (with weapons, don't worry!). After that, we discuss some recent drama out there in the podcasting world. We transition soooo smoothly to the topic of graduations and try to explain to those missing them right now that they're really not missing anything. THEN, it's finally a return to the ponies. A story about a man caught prowling in the stables. Get your riding pants and boots on. You're going to need them. After that, it's time for MORE animals as a woman from O'Neill's home state of Indiana tries to sue for not allowing her emotional support monkey into a campground. As if this episode isn't burning a hole in your damn ears enough already, we discuss a story that is insane. It involves a tiger running rampant down suburban streets, a man in a cowboy hat with a lasso, and another man with a folding chair. Just the perfect recipe for greatness. O'Neill recalls a video he saw that took place in Albania that's equally insane. Danish talks about recently getting into the show Live PD. Then, it's back to the animal kingdom, where sadly, a couple learned a hard lesson about domesticated animals. This one will give you all the feels and touches. That's what "they" say, right?

Hello, podcast listener, my old friend. We've come to entertain you again. Okay, enough singing. We start the episode by talking about some of the recent comings and goings in the UFC. Are we officially team Connie Mac? LIsten and find out. Ooooooh, the suspense, the agony! We have the age old debate: does Guy Fieri's countless charitable donations make him a good guy, or someone we can root for? O'Neill aims some venom at "rapper" Tekashi69. Meanwhile. Danish gives out a solid hip hop recommendaiton of a group that's out of Buffalo. Shout out to the 716! Staying in the world of hip hop, Uncle/Father Boosie Badazz made some outlandish/bizarre claims on his Instagram and is now feeling the heat. Danish switches gears a little and talks about the book he's reading right now: 2004's Scar Tissue by Anthony Kiedis. There's also talk of a viral martial arts fight (well, one guy used them). O'Neill shares that he felt bad about some things he said about Beth the Bounty Hunter in the past, but quickly scouring the internet made him feel a lot better about it. Then, we discuss a guy who really had a hankerin' for some wine. And he went about getting it the hard way. Not to be outdone, a guy in Florida tries to really pull one over on the coppers. This one is action-packed, to and fro. Get on it!    

No diggity, no doubt, it's another power-packed episode! This one starts out on somber note as O'Neill shares some sad news about someone passing away. However, after that convo, he goes from death to marriage by sharing an unlikely love story. With his feelings running the gamut, O'Neill then wants to get something off his chest: his feelings about Adele's weight loss transformation. Not to be outdone, Danish chimes in with an unlikely love story of his own. Back and forth, forth and back! This episode is off the charts!!!! And then, it's back to sad news, as Danish reveals something that may break the Daddy Man Earl Skakel's spirits. Then, we seek solace in something we know well: a story about an animal. This one doesn't end well for the person involved, but it sounds like they were acting a little recklessly (allegedly). Also, there's an exciting development in San Francisco: spring break 2020!!!! Listen to find out details and how to party. And, it's back to animals: we talk about one old man who reluctantly battles foxes. We finish strong with some brief MMA/combat sport talk. Oh, and the cherry on the sundae of the episode is a Mugsy Bogues listener personal story follow-up from last week's episode. Fantastic!

O'Neill starts this week's episode off by talking about watching Eddie Murphy's stand-up specials. After that, Danish brings up how Bert Kreischman had Guy Ferry on his podcast recently, and he brings up some news and notes from what he heard from it. Danish relays a story he heard about Tom Green and his neighbor/hero, Harland Williams. O'Neill provides a first responder celebratory noise-party update and gives an idea of what's going on in his neighborhood when the clock strikes 8 pm. Danish brings up a show he's surprised they've never heard of: Little Women of Atlanta (and other cities). O'Neill talks about falling down a random Bugsy Mogus rabbithole online. Danish gives a quick 90 Day Fiance update. And for the big finale (drum roll please), Danish and O'Neill turn their sights on one time programming success, John MacAfee. They discuss asking him to be on the show and delve into his character (or lack thereof). After that, it's a mixed grab bag of topics: a Netflix documentary, some MMA talk, and other random topics to close the show.  

Howdy, partners! On this episode, O'Neill tells a harrowing tale of an electric bike ride gone awry. He also talks about watching Neftlix's Too Hot to Handle. Danish talks about watching a documentary on Neftlix called How to Fix a Drug Scandal. There's some UFC talk, and a discussion about a web show called Street Beefs. There's a somber moment when Danish reveals someone they've talked about on the show before has sadly passed away. And most importantly, a crazy heist involving an adult bookstore, a pick-up truck, and a goat is broken down.  

It's another week of the D+O podcast (the lockdown episodes to be more precise, but we're not going to let that stand in the way of a good time!). We talk about our lockdown experiences around town. Danish has a run-in with an overachieving neighbor while on a walk. O'Neill's neighbors take to the streets to beat some pots and pans. O'Neill talks about a new Neftlix reality/dating type show, and we debate whether we should take the plunge or not. Missing all the good horse talk lately?!? Well, look no further. We discuss Bill Shatner's divorce, and how he received a very interesting item in the split. You horsers aren't going to want to miss this. The horsing around doesn't stop there. Danish shares info he learned on Rushmore, the podcast he did with Thomas and hot hot Peppers. It's shocking (at least to us). There's also some Stockton crime reporting, which leads us to ponder what Stockton yelp reviews are like. There are also belated bday wishes for Steve Seagal, Nate Diaz, and baby Barb. What an unreal week, and an even unreal'er show.

We revisit Tiger King with a bunch of our pals and it's a real humdinger.

It's another week of quarantine, and we're talking UFC's failed attempt to make 249 happen and the ridiculous "fight island" that Dana White's building. Then, we move on to one of the unluckiest and scrappiest home invaders of 2020. After that, you better take a seat if you love jet skis, cause we discuss one of the most bizarre accidents of all time. So, dig in and enjoy the buffet.

And, we're back! On this episode, we're assisted by Aaron to help with the audio. Thanks, Aaron! We discuss the ever evolving situation with Coronavirus, and how it's been affecting us. Danish describes some strange things he's seen and experienced on the streets. O'Neill talks about driving around and wanting to go back country skiing. They also discuss the new phenomenon of Zoom bombing. If you need a feel good story at this time, look no further: a man and his dog take a nice drive. Also, people in New Jersey aren't letting the pandemic stop them from having a good time. And, the Situation steps up to the plate and does his duty for New Jersey when called upon. Take a listen and stay safe and healthy out there.

It's episode 239 without the lag we were experiencing from doing our first ever remote podcast. Thanks so much to Brian G for editing this and sending it to us. He's a true blue beach pony for life.

Another week, and we're baaaaaack! First off, apologies for the audio quality this week. Due to these crazy times, we recorded the episode remotely, and the site we used had a bit of a lag. We'll be back to our usual high quality next week! On this episode, we talk about the strange state of the world, and what we're seeing and experiencing around town. Danish has a strange encounter at the pharmacy, and O'Neill has a stranger one on the streets late at night. We talk a little bit more about Joe Exotic (how can you not???) and discuss Big Earl's casting ideas for a Joe Exotic movie. And, we discuss an idiot's attempt at "comedy" during the pandemic. There's a little of this. A little of that. And a lot of what have you. Enjoy!

We're back with another episode! That's something to celebrate these days. On this episode, we start off by talking about how the Coronavirus is affecting LA and our lives. We also go over some new guidelines NY announced regarding the virus and lovemaking. Follow the rules! It's not all Debbie Downer-ville because we discuss a documentary that's set the world aflame: The Tiger King. It's got everything you could dream of in a documentary: insane characters, tigers, polygamy, crime, he-said/she-said drama, drugs, more tigers, crazy gunplay, horrible music videos, and even a scene with a guy inexplicably riding a jet ski! Give 'er a listen. And, stay safe and healthy out there.

In these crazy times, we figured who better to come on than John Little. And he did not disappoint! First of all, the new intro song Hot Hot Peppers sent in will get you in the mood for a hard hitting show. It set the pace for us. We talked about the Coronavirus and how it's affected us and Los Angeles. We discover that John is becoming a producer, and things get a little weird when he tells us we're too "unpredictable" to book at his new stand up show. We ask John why he fears Beach Cops, and why he's been ducking coming on the show. John takes some questions from Twitter. We pitch John on some jobs/life paths he should be pursuing (yes, the Wienermobile is one of them!). All in, it was a good time and fun conversation. Hope it puts a smile on your face during a tough/strange time. F' yeah.

Hello, hello, hello, hello! On this episode, we tackle all sorts of interesting topics. We start off by discussing a team manager for the men's basketball team at illustrious Jackson State. He goes by the nickname "Snacks" and became a real viral sensation recently. We take a REAL DEEP DIVE into the Netflix reality show, Love Is Blind. We also briefly touch on the election (mainly how old all the candidates are...not any real deep political talk here, as usual). There are some fun Comedy Store memories recalled, too. A little of this, a little of that, a whole LOT of fun with some hot sauce thrown in for good measure.

The Daddy Man is BACK! And he's got minimal Predator lines (thank the Lord!). We unpeel yet another layer of the onion that is Big Earl. We find out new info and hear new stories, that as usual, amazes us and blows our minds. On this episode, he workshops some premises with us and delivers some real gems that must be heard to be believed. He talks about his beef with Jeremy Piven. He tells some stories that take place back in the day (but that's not his life anymore). It's the usual good time with Earl. Tune in. Everyone's doing it.

We start this week's episode on a sad note with the loss of two great men. On flew homemade rockets, and the other helped bald men feel sexy again. They will both be sorely missed. We get into a lot of other shenanigans, too. There's a you-gotta-hear-it-to-believe-it question posed to an advice column that will shock you to your core. We also discuss a school in England offering teens ludicrous advice. We get after a woman for bringing a mini-pony on a flight in a Mexican wrestling outfit (sadly, this is true). Danish talks about a movie he recently saw and ironically enjoyed. Oh, and we even talk about Steven Spielberg's daughter. All-in-all, a real festive time to be had by all.

To start the show, O'Neill plays a voicemail he received after our last show from a very somber and apologetic Brian Holtzman. He then shares some stories from a recent ski trip he took. Danish plays a juicy morsel of a soundbite...it's baby Barb's FIRST contribution to the show!!!! O'Neill talks about a woman who lured deer into her home and fed them. The audio is played and respectfully (as always) dissected. Danish poses an important question: would you rather buy Erykah Badu or Gwyneth Paltrow's idiotic product? The episode is closed with an UNREAL listener submitted song about the Dassman. Oh, and Danish gives a few quick book picks as well. Yes indeedy.

You read it correctly. We have Brian Holtzman on this week, and we take a wild ride into his innermost thoughts. He looks into his phone and tells us of his travels and the year the trip took place. We ask him questions about past events at the Comedy Store (that our "sources" told us about). He's very honest and forthcoming and isn't afraid to take the high road! We also asked about his career: going on the road, shows he's appeared on, and what he sees for his future. Oh, and he briefly roasts O'Neill's apartment. All in all, it's a wild ride but a very good one. Listen and find out why this fella is one of a kind.

And, we're back. Danish starts off by detailing his trip to gorgeous Hollywood, Florida. O'Neill talks about a disturbing trend that he discovered out on the slopes at Big Bear. The GREAT Tom Morris is discussed as are some old stand up favorites from back in the day. There are man vs. animal articles, and a guy who wants to settle a court dispute via samurai sword duel. It's all here. And it's all for you.

Rick Ingraham joins on this episode! We started with Rick at the Store back in the day and take a trip down memory lane. Rick and O'Neill both discuss their experiences performing in Alaska. We discuss some of the characters we've encountered over the years at the Comedy Store and have a darn good time reminiscing about walking to school in the snow uphill both ways (HIYO!). Give this one a listen. You'll thank us and Rick when you're done.

Episode 229 is on and poppin'! The episode starts with a listener email that sparks some great discussion. After that, there's some Connie Mac discussion. We ponder if this means Connor McGregor is back, and who he'll fight next. From there, Danish talks about an extremely talented man he saw in a Costco. It's been a while, but there's a little mountain lion talk! O'Neill talks about a dentist who uses some interesting/questionable practices. The meat and potatoes of this episode is just some top notch journalism. It's a perfectly crafted piece on Dog the Bounty Hunter. This episode has something that will tickle each and every member of your family and not in a creepy way either.

It's episode 228!!!! The one you've been waiting all your life for. Well, it's finally here. And this one is fantastic. We start out hot and heavy by talking about Sly Stallone's recent Instagram post, which included none other than Guy Fieri. This took on a life of itself and came up throughout the show. Danish tells some stories of his recent travels. There's also IMPORTANT Dog the Bounty Hunter news and DTBH (what Dog's friends call him) family drama. Here what it's all about (only covered on this podcast). If hearing about Fieri and Dog isn't enough, there's a Seagal news item! Oh, what a glorious day! Danish talks about a TLC show that caught his eye recently. There are a LOT of celebrity cameos on this episode (if you're into that kind of thing). All in all, this one should be sent to the Smithsonian.

New year, same unbelievable podcast!!!! It's the first episode of 2020, and it does not disappoint. The show starts with some light MMA talk. Danish tells O'Neill about friend of the show GSP's move to ensure he sleeps safely in hotel rooms. After that, D+O discuss reality TV. Specifically, the genisuses at TLC. Danish gives an overview to the hit show 90 Day Fiance, and O'Neill reacts to hearing the insanity/brilliance. Listening to this episode will most likely make you more successful and will give you all the information you need to impress at your next fancy dinner party.

Ho, ho, ho the misletoe! Happy holidays, everybody! On this episode, we discuss the Netflix documentary, Don't F* With Cats. Danish chronicles some recent car ttroubles and talks about his new BFF, the towtruck driver. Some holiday hijinks are reviewed, and O'Neill shares some fond Christmas memories. Also, there's breaking Earl "Daddy Man" Skakel news that will blow your hairpiece off.

People always ask us what Beach Cops is, so instead of trying to describe it we're releasing an episode so you can decided for yourself.

Oh yeah, it's time to have Gareth Reynolds back on the show. We get into all sorts of good shenanigans with him. Danish brings up a football commentator who had some interesting tidbits to share during a game. Gareth talks about his experiences on different drugs. Also, we get into Gareth's old job of dressing up as a superhero/other characters for kids' parties. There are interesting stories/factoids dropped about Ari Shaffir and Sam Tripoli. To close the episode, we talk about a story from the UK involving a man and a pile of leaves. Listen to this one. It's good stuff. Well, all the episodes are, so listen to them all.

Episode 224 coming at ya. O'Neill comes out of the gates hot by bringing up the "new" Peloton bike ad that has people talking. We brainstorm some other commercial ideas for Peloton and think of other things the company can do to promote the product. A pair of dog stories are discussed/analyzed/dissected. In both cases, a crime was commited (if a human had perpetrated the act). Listen for yourself to judge on whether these animals should be locked up. Also, this episode is kind of a throwback because we hear a lot from special guests like the Dassman, etc. Mmmm hmmm.

Episode 223 is here. Finally. You've waited years for it. On this episode, Danish tells a tale of having a medical mishap late at night. He also talks about some excellent new TV shows he recently saw. O'Neill brings up a doctor who had to go to extreme measures to heal a patient on a flight, which brings up so many questions that they have to pull up the article for a deeper dive. A copycat criminal in Toronto made headlines, and D+O break it down like only they can. Danish reveals some PRICELESS audio of Stevie Seagal singing the blues. Make sure you're sitting for this. O'Neill talks about a strip mall he went to on a trip that seems like it was made specifically for him. It's a hard hitting episode, so tie your shoes up tight, put your hard hat on, pack your thermos, and get ready to be entertained.

The episode kicks off too fast, too furious style with O'Neill talking about his recent road adventures with the infamous Ari Shaffir. Did they go to a fraternity? Quite possible. Did Ari set O'Neill up to be arrested? Quite possible once again. The topic of John Little's new magic tricks came up, and O'Neill was definitely impressed by what he heard. After some road stories and other what have you, a recent news story about a bucket in the beautiful city of Hollywood really captured our imaginations. This episode will tickle your fancy like a classic Steven Seagal song/movie/philosophy.Remember, get 20% off, free shipping, and a free travel bag with the code DandO at Manscaped.com.

It's episode 221 of the Danish and O'Neill podcast! On this lovely episode, Danish tells a story of meeting an audience member after a recent show. O'Neill gives an a real behind the scenes look at what it's like to trave with Ari Shaffir. He also describes seeing a "legit demon" on the streets near his place. A "sexsomnia" court case is broken down. And, a teacher commits the hattrick of insanity. All in all, just another day's work for the D+O podcast.

Josh Wolf came on the show, and we had a grand old time. All sorts of shenanigans were had. We talk the Comedy Store (of course), and his beginnings in Seattle. He tells us some tales from when he was in high school and coming up in Hollywood as a young comic. The impetus for him coming on the show was him commenting on a news story on Twitter. Let's just say that said story fell right in the Danish and O'Neill wheelhouse, and a listener reached out to him saying that. The rest is history. An article involving the Boston area is discussed as well. Also, Josh shocks us with a video we've never seen.

Coming off a GLORIOUS Halloween, on this episode we wrap-up the holiday with a vengeance. Of course, we have our annual discussion on whether there were razors in the candy this year or not. We discuss the Diaz/Masvidal fight that happened this past weekend, too. A creepy 10 hour haunted house is discussed. We talk trick or treating. And, we talk about one Georgia Sheriff's bold move that is being appealed in court. All in all, it's a real feel good journey that will touch ya right in the pumpkins.

Just as we were about to record, there was a knock on the door. Whomever could it be?!? We weren't expecting anyone. We answered the door and saw none other than Steve Rannazzisi standing there! We greeted him and asked how he was doing. After a little small talk, he asked if he could come in. We informed him we were about to podcast. It was then that he uttered "Pooka Williams", which just so happens to be the password required to gain admittance into the podcast. We discuss all sorts of interesting topics with Steve, and a good time is had by all. This one will make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside and out.

On this roast, um, I mean episode, we give you an up close and personal look at Eleanor "shoot from the hip in a refreshing way" Kerrigan. We learn interesting new tidbits about her, like how she was a lifeguard and tried to get people to avoid the parked car at the bottom of the city pool she worked at. We learn about her family's kickball prowess. Of course, there's some Andy Clay talk (how could there not be?!?). As always, Eleanor brings the heat, and it's a real good time had by all, feel good podcast of the year. Amen.

The show starts out by discussing the buzz over a recent UFC entrance. The fellas weigh in on it and try to figure out what all the hype is about. Then, we reminisce about the time ol' Tombo (former talent coordinator at the Comedy Store) gave Damon Wayans comedy advice. Then, Danish gets into an unlucky day he had at Six Flags. After that, it's on to a swimming controversy! As one of the best amateur swimmers in the country, maybe even the world, Danish definitely has the pool chops to give his opinion on this one. We move on to a disturbing new trend: Jump! bike gangs (as the title states). Watch your backs out there, everybody. Danish gives a mini-Y-update and talks about an annoying experience he had with baby Barb. After hearing about that heartbreak, you can find out about someone who ate a diet with so few vitamins and nutrients that he ended up going blind. Eat your greens! O'Neill has some flashbacks to his childhood and recalls some painful memories. Then, a hero we never knew we had, a man tries to settle a neighborhood dispute with nunchuks and roach spray. Then, there are some odds and ends and other miscellaneous items to close the show. And that's 216 in a nutshell. Careful if you have nut allergies.

Heeeey there, we start this episod off with some news 'n notes from around town. Danish shares some travel stories from when he was out of town. O'Neill sheds some light of "interesting" practices in foreign locales. Then, he talks about what it's like to hang out with Ari Shaffir. Then, it's on to some Dassman BREAKING news. After that, the letter he wrote to the new Governor of Wisconsin is read and analyzed. Then, another crime is discussed: a man on a college campus who is sniffing unsuspecting students' feet in the library. We then ponder if Antonio Brown planned/staged his fart hijinks at the doctor's office. A new dating term is discussed. Animal time! A couple both have a run-in with bisons. Then, it's some pre-post show post show talk. Mmm mmmm good.

Welcome to the longest episode in Danish and O'Neill history! It's important to note that the quality was NOT affected by the long run time. This one is hard hitting. We discover John's interesting past with PayDay candy bars. John and O'Neill get in a spirited debate about dwarfism vs. little people. John also has a bone to pick with actooooooooooor, Jeff Bridges. Some interesting news stories are discussed/mocked. We tell John some old stories from our das delivering groceries. We also try to get John to start watching Making a Murderer. There's some quality 90 Day Fiance talk at the end, too. All in all, this one will make you laugh, cry, and hug your neighbor.

The Daddy Man is back, and he's got some bones to pick. He details what happened with the dog he tried to adopt, and what upset him on his 70th birthday. It's a real Earl(y) 80's style episode with all the tom foolery and shenanigans you've come to accept from a Big Earl appearance. Oh, and we learn some new fun facts about Earl like how he was "neighbors" with Steven Adler, had a HUGE fish tank in his house, and a swamp in his backyard. This guy has more layers than an onion in a parfait.

If you're into ornithology, you're REALLY going to dig this episode. Don't know what that means? Fear not, urban dictionary says it's the study of birds. Yes, we dig deep into the world of aves. Don't know what that word means? It's birds! Keep up! This isn't bird watching s' either. These are bonified D+O bird stories. Careful, this episode could just give you nightmares. Oooooo-ooooo-ooooooh!

Danish opens the episode by voicing his concerns about the HBO show Euphoria. He worries for baby Barb's future. O'Neill explains just how many degrees of separation there are between him and Kevin Bacon. Danish shares a CHILLING story he saw on Courtney's neighborhood app. O'Neill fondly looks back at his days as a young college student taking fencing. Then, a smart man who lives in Florida shares his views on how to prevent hurricanes, and the fellas listen to the riveting audio where he shares his hypothesis. After that, a dude in Walmart uses a motorized store scooter to cause some chaos/commit an alleged crime. If that's not crazy enough, some lady tries to break into the CIA building to see a special agent. Not to be outdone, two Arkansas men decided to have a good time by shooting each other with bulletproof vests on. An Ohio school made news/the show by outlawing the practice of naming someone valedictorian. Then, we discuss an interesting candidtate for Senate in Maine. After that, we delve into the world of nullos.

Zippity doo da, zippity day, it's another episode of Danish and O'Neill to play. O'Neill starts the episode off with a Stockton update (hey, episode 209 was just last week). Danish talks about a Dog the Bounty Hunter interview he stumbled across late at night. Some TOP SECRET Guy Fieri intel is revealed. Then, a disturbing story about vultures is discussed. Danish gets bamboozled by a fake article (maybe Barb being on vacation is to blame?). And, it's finally time for another Y update. So, sit back, or stand, or lay down, or hang upside down, relax or be totally stressed out, and enjoy this one.

On episode 209, we celebrate all that is the 209 (beautiful Stockton, California). We start off by discussing Nate Diaz's recent UFC fight and post-fight interviews (what timing for episode 209!). After that, we hit up a Stockton news site and come up with some real gems. One of them gets O'Neill to air raid sirens level angry. Shame on you, Duffel! Listen to the show to understand what that means. To learn more about what goes on in Stockton, CA, study this episode, dawg.ps. Get 20% off, free shipping, and a free travel bag with the code DandO at Manscaped.com.

Hello there. There's some pre-show talk this week. The fellas stumble upon the topic of whether there are any male twins in the adult film world. This leads them down the path of twindom and all that it entails. School lunches and old school cigarette machines get discussed. There's some brief NFL talk (a rarity on the show!). Staying in the sports world, Lenny Dykstra comes up and gets discussed. We go over a "jealousy competition" that gets out of control. For the first time in a while, there's some mountain lion discourse. Pop Sugar time!!!! It's the article that inspired the show title. It's a doozy. We move on from that beauty to discuss a family who fell prey to pot edibles at a restaurant in Australia.