Slop Quest

The episode starts out with O'Neill issuing a warning about a new movie out there that will absolutely SHOCK you, so please take what he says seriously. Then, it's National Toy Hall of Fame time!!!!! Find out who the lucky inductees for 2020 are. And, here how the Hall of Fame speaks about the inductees. They praise these toys like they've never been praised before. After that, we discuss what MMA fighter Jon Jones has been up to and wonder if he's trying to become a vigilante or cop. Seagal better watch out. There may be a new law man in town! O'Neill talks about Halle Berry's strenuous training for some MMA movie she shot and talks about a certain fighter's pec that's got everyone theorizing about what could be going on. As if you're not already at the edge of your seat...there's more! We talk about a Russian oligarch who was dubbed "the Sausage King" was assasinated in his sauna. After that, for the first time ever, we cover gay penguins. About time, right? Better late than never. Then, we meet one of the slickest and trickiest criminals we've ever covered. This fella (last) named Harmon is one smoooooth operator. There's some brief comedy golf tournament talk, and we acknowledge why we most likely weren't invited. After that, it's a cautionary tale that we can all learn a little something from. To end it, it's a mishmash of topics and other stuff. Oh yeah.

O'Neill starts the show fired up out of the gate over these vicious "monkey labor" allegations against Thailand. We briefly discuss the Robert Kardashian hologram that everyone is asking for this holiday season. There's some brief MMA talk and even a quick discussion about a woman's relationship from the Real Housewives of Orange County (what range!). O'Neill switches gears by bringing up the lucrative business of VR p*rno. He also discusses Matty McConaughey's new book (seems like a must read!). Then, we talk about gorillas going wild at the San Diego Zoo with a quote from one of the biggest zoo lovers in the world! O'Neill mentions an MMA conspiracy theory. Also, we talk about a story that involves a man paying for "full contact" treatment with an animal. Spoiler alert: it didn't end well.

We jump right in with the martial art that's taking over the nation, Chair Jitsu. Then we talk some Keith Raniere. After that we dig into a couple of animal stories that take a dark turn. It's a very spooky Halloween edition of the D&O.

Danish opens up talking about a clip he randomly came across online. Then, a discussion about child trafficking breaks out. After that, we break down Bert Kreischer calling for people to say positive things about Tombone Morris. We talk about how that's not the right way to look at it and prove our point with some stories about the man, the myth, the moron. After that, we talk about a mountain lion stalking a jogger for six minutes (why didn't he just get a restraining order?!?). O'Neill tells a story of having a run-in with a bobcat. Danish talks about a guy running for office in Alaska: a Jewish bear killer. This gets us thinking about a great new TV show idea: Alaskan Jews. After, we try a new game: who would you rather have as your religious leader. It pits a dude who got a little cuckcoo on a flight vs. a guy who got freaky inside the church. Lastly, we briefly talk about a show that was a big Halloween bust on Netflix.

And it's another one (to quote Biggie Smalls). We start off with some light MMA talk. Even if MMA isn't your cup of tea, there's still a funny Mike Perry tidbit that will most likely tickle your fancy. O'Neill discusses why some people are upset with Chris Pratt (it's a REAL unfortunate set of circumstances). We then talk about how the Comedy Store doc failed to capture the true feel of the club (aka the late night shenanigans). Coming off our "Baby Shark" talk last week, a bunch of people sent in an article about some prison guards who got a little crazy with the song. Not cool, guys. Not cool. Then, it's just your average tale of a Russian reindeer herder who is almost killed via a sauna sneak attack. That story may bring you down, so after that, we discuss a geriatric ninja who's still got it. We wrap it up with one of the most heinous crimes we've ever discussed on the show. And put a bow on her cause this one's done.

HEEEEELLO!!!!!! This episode opens up with Danish talking about a song baby Barb has been craving that is driving him insane. It turns to some talk of the youtube sensation of Blippi. Danish then details a strange thing he recently saw at the beach. Danish gives an update on the whole Doc Rivers/Paul George scenario. Spoiler: it's not a happy ending (literally or figuratively for Doc). O'Neill discusses an article he saw that discusses stigmas that bisexual people face. Then, it's on to the animal kingdom! In this instance, some parrots got a little crazy, a little too crazy, for some animal park in England. O'Neill came across a man who had some info on the famous and infamous mountain lion, P-22. After that, we talk about a French dude who's shocked that kindergartners could be scared of him because he's covered head to toe in tats and wears contacts that make his eyes appear all black. O'Neill talks about seeing Brody Stevens in Due Date. After that, we loop back around to the animal kingdom! And it's more mountain lion talk, as a pervy lion in San Fran enjoys peeping on the local children. How do you top that? I'll tell you: with a guy who OD'ed on black licorice (no joke...it's dangerous!).

Big Earl is back, baby! As the title suggest, he ranks the best nipples in the UFC (men only, of course). He also tells us a story of a run-in with a celeb in hot yoga, and how he once got aroused during class because the teacher played with his ears. He talks about his budding Tik Tok career, and pitches us a bunch of jokes he's written (spoiler alert: they're all unreal!). If you like the movie Predator and Big Earl, then you definitely have to listen to this. If you don't, you have to listen to it. So, you have to listen to it either way, so JUST DO IT ALREADY!

Danish opens this one up by talking about a story he hear about the UFC fighter, Jan Blachowicz. He also discusses a new problem in his neighborhood. O'Neill tells a story of a recent good deed he performed. Danish then describes a woman he sees on his family walks and how he thinks she's deteriorating mentally. THEN, you may want to get some tissues ready because this next part is a TEARJERKER! It will jerk those tears right out of your eyes. It's an article about how hard it is to be rich. And, it will make you so sad for these people. Then, it's a story of how eBay employees tried to exact revenge on a couple who was blogging negative things about the company. They take it to bizarre levels very quickly. After that, it's on to drunk monkeys causing havoc in India, or just one in particular. This thing went on a long reign of terror before being caught. Sticking with animals attacking, there's a story out of Thailand that is like the Jaws of going to the bathroom. It will never be the same. And then, it's some random miscellaneous items to wrap up the show. And, that's about it.

The episode start out with a bang when Danish shares a story about something that went down at the primaries in New Hampshire. This one is extra special because he knows an eyewitness who was there to witness the monumental event in all its glory. After that, it's more tom foolery and harry craziness in Danish's neighborhood. Citizens are at odds! Then, the dudes take aim at gender reveal parties, and especially take exception with ones that start huge forest fires. Danish asks O'Neill if he heard what's being said about ol' Odell Beckham Jr., and then they discuess what's being alleged about him. After that, there are more allegations! This time, against retired rapper, Joe Budden. And these aren't good either, folks. O'Neill talks about his new favorite rapper, someone who goes by the name cocaine (not a joke, well, the name isn't, at least). Her lyrics are amazeballs. Why did people ever stop saying such an awesome sauce phrase? I guess we'll never know. Then, we discuss a story about a dastardly woman who tried to frame her boy toy, Ivan Rico, for a crime he did NOT commit. We end the show with some talk about street fights and MMA. And that does it for episode 263. Another one in the books. Mmm hmmm.

Howdy doodie, dudes. This one starts off with Danish telling O'Neill the latest and not-so-greatest that's going down in his neighborhood. After that, the fellas discuss Netflix's Dating on the Spectrum. The conversation just may surprise you. After that, it's off to Thailand for a story about a woman and a tiger. It all went down at a zoo. Intrigued? Good, you should be. Then, a national STAR, aka a guy who's an Abe Lincoln impersonator, really dropped the ball and embarrassed the rest of the people in the presidential impersonation game. That leads us into a talk about presidents and secret service men. We end it with some brief MMA talk. And then, it's just another one in the books.

Oh yeah (said like the Macho Man), it's another great episode of the D+O podcast!!!!!!! We start out by talking about future plans for the show. Then, we get into how some people we know could dominate the Onlyfans landscape. We briefly touch on how Eleanor is a harbinger of death and destruction. Danish asks O'Neill if he's heard of a HOT new comedy club that's opening up in his hometown. Danish then talks about disturbing new trend that's happening in his neighborhood. He also tells O'Neill about some crazy NBA drama that isn't being reported on or advertised properly. A convo about international travel and religious Jewish people having problems being seated next to women breaks out, and that leads to a discussion about Amish people going to Mexico for surgical procedures. A woman who's in Brazilian goverment is discussed, and this one has us scratching our heads at every turn. No, it didn't give us lice. It's just that baffling. Duh. We end the show talking about former MMA fighter, Jason "Mayhem" Miller getting in trouble with the law once again.

This week's episode kicks off with D+O (neither of them write this, hi!, this is Barb, not the baby one, the grown one) with a brief discussion of the crazy fires/firenadoes going on in California right now. Then, the fellas (that's what I call them) talk about something from last show that really RUINED THEIR WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then, it's time to talk some Stevie boy Seagal, and how he made Daniel Cormier lose his fight against Stipe Miocic. Also, they talk about the unbelievable ending to Steve's new movie. Spoiler he's in great shape and has never looked or fought better. Well, maybe at least since back in the day at the Wagon Wheel, where it all started. After that, the hombres move on and start discussing Manute Bol's son, Bol Bol. This leads to wondering how tall the rest of the Bol family is/was. You MUST hear the answers. There were some VERY tall Bol women. Then, it's on to an evergreen topic: Ari Shaffir's time spent as a practice player for a division 1 women's basketball team in college. Danish talks about a real whodunit in his neighborhood with a BIG prize on the line. What's that noise? It's a horse story! Woooo wooo! Then, it's another whodunit! This time, the gang heads to Vegas to figure out who stole a world record winning item. O'Neill takes a shot at the teenagers of 2020 for failing to deliver on a prank. Danish talks about a phone call he recently had with national treasure, Brian Holtzman. After that, there's some talk of bull pizzles, homeless encampments, rivalries, and much much more. Okay. Ciao! -Barb

O'Neill starts this one out by talking about Lou Gomez's latest opponent. He weighs in with some personal insight and what he thinks the outcome will be. Then, John McAfee is up to his old tricks. This time, he pulls an awesome prank in an airport by using an interesting item as a face mask. What a wild card! Danish talks about the passing of the former wrestler (and Big Earl favorite) Kamala. Then, Danish drops a bombshell...the pool, his one place of comfort and eternal happiness in a sometimes cruel world conspired against him (along with Baby Barb)!!!! As if that's not bad enough, a poor Mexican bear (actually, not sure if the bear is Mexican or moved there from somewhere else, just saying) was NOT treated fairly. Then, it turns into a real free-for-all with a grab bag of good times: MMA talk, the PR push for Mike Tyson, Schaub-man discussion and analysis. You know what I'm talking about. We didn't coast to the finish line of the show. We sprinted through that sumbiscuit.

Jiminy Christmas, we're back at it once again. O'Neill starts us out by talking about a documentary called Tread that he recently watched. Danish talks about seeing a John Little doppelganger at the grocery store and calling Mr. Anti-Seatbelt himself to discuss it. O'Neill takes a victory lap for his hometown making msnbc's top 10 historic American cities list (more on Valparaiso later in the show!). Danish briefly talks about the Last Dance (Michael Jordan doc...and yes, he knows he's behind on this, just give the guy a break already!). Schaubery alert? Danish shares a story about the NBA player Lou Williams to see if Schaubery is in fact being commited. O'Neill can't take stupid internet sensations anymore and talks about a swimmer getting the limelight for an "accomplishment". Sick of not hearing about Marty Janetty on podcasts (he's a former wrestler if you're not familiar). Well, fear not, he's in the news and needs to be discussed, and discussed he shall be! O'Neill gives a quick review on Michael Phelps' HBO documentary about Olympians and suicide. He also is happy Kindergarten Cop is finally getting some backlash. And, back to Valpo! A teacher there is in some hot water. Not literally, you weirdos. It's a saying! Danish talks a little 90 Day Fiance and talks about a fascinating man on the show. Goop alert! Goop alert! What's Gwyneth up to? Listen to the Goop Report and find out.

Heavens to Betsy, Philadelphia's state treasure and the heiress to the 7-up cake fortune, Eleanor J. Kerrigan, joins us on the show!!!! What ensues is a nearly two hour barn-burner of hilarity and insanity. Hear what priceless advice the great Brian Holtzman has for Eleanor (hint, it has something to do with the episode's title). As always, a good time was had by all. Oh, and we also expose a certain comic for being involved in a disgusting group. Listen while it's hot; that way, it's still crispy around the edges and warm in the middle.

Welcome back or welcome to the Danish and O'Neill podcast. On this episode, Danish starts out by talking about seeing a headline about a woman on Onlyfans that blew his mind. This leads him to discussing something else that blew his mind: a 19 year old Tik Tok'er being signed to a lucrative podcasting deal. What a time to be alive! O'Neill talks about some time he recently spent at a compound in the desert. Then, there's some pontification about whether a recent fart video that's touched people around the world is fake or not. Danish asks O'Neill if he's seen the online debate about whether fictional characters would be pro-Trump or not. O'Neill talks about a rule he has for driving and coins a new term that will probably take the world by storm. Up next, it's a story of a man making love to...not an animal! but something else that will definitely make you wonder. Then, there's some clown motel talk. Ya know, just your usual clown motel discussion. Upset that the dude in the aforementioned story wasn't into animals? Well, we make it up by talking about a woman who now identifies and makes a living as a cat. To close the show, we talk about a hot, new trend that's sweeping across Russia. It will change how you look at marriage proposals forever.

As the title suggests, we had Brendon Walsh of the World Record Podcast (check it out!) on the show. We started off talking a little about Howard Stern and listening to him growing up. We also talked about prank phone calls, and Brendon discussed some of the calls he's made on his podcast. We asked him what it was like touring with Doug Stanhope, and he shared some stories of his time on the road. O'Neill mentions seeing some of Brendon's shenanigans on Twitter, and he told us about the pros and cons of spending time on online tom foolery. Danish mentions seeing a bit of Brendon's years ago but thinking about it from time to time (mainly while in the shower). If you're wondering, the title of the show may have a little something to do with this. Sorry, Geno Hackman. He also tells us about one of the most rewarding and craziest things he's done onstage. We reminisce a little about the great Brody Stevens and even find time to discuss a young lady who's found an interesting way to make six figures online. O'Neill and Brendon share stories about staring down the barrel of a gun. It was a fun conversation, and we enjoyed ourselves. So, you should enjoy yourself listening to it.  

This one is power-packed. Due to O'Neill experiencing something SO crazy on a walk after we recorded this episode, we decided to take audio from Beach Cops and insert it at the beginning of this episode to fill you all in on what happened. Does it involved P-22? Listen and find out. After that story, we shift gears and start the program as it was recorded (if that makes sense). Danish asks O'Neill if there are people in his neighborhood still making noise to honor the first responders. O'Neill gives the sad answer of how that faded away into the good night. Then, the gents talk about Mike Perry, a UFC fighter who has gone rogue and is apparently now punching old men (no need for an "allegedly" here...there's video) in restaurants. Connie Mac, eat your heart out! After that, we address a couple of covedians in cars getting coffee. Hint, rhymes with Smighter and the Squid. We go into full sweep the leg mode. Even Seagal would say this is a new level of aggression. Can the show get better? OH YEAH. How, you ask? By discussing people who held a Philly dumpster pool party. Hear what friend of the show Eleanor Kerrigan had to say about this hot button issue. After that, we detail one man's crazy Florida crime spree (crazy even for Florida!). We also talk about the Neftlix's Unsolved Mysteries for a little while. We close this powerhouse out with a little Gwyneth Paltrow discussion. It turns out she's a fan of a boobie puzzle. Who knew?  

Rejoice! Another episode is upon us. This one starts out hot 'n heavy with a dude who calls himself "the O man of the valley". He may be the best thing to happen to the valley since the All Valley Tournament. After we discuss him, we briefly talk about Ghislaine Maxwell being arrested. Danish tells O'Neill about a bigfoot show he saw a brief snippet of. After a long time without one, we finally get sent a story about a pervo teacher. Danish expresses his dismay about what people are doing in his area to celebrate graduations. We also discuss the current state and future of stand up comedy and wonder who would risk seeing Vanilla Ice at a time like this. We wrap it up by talking about a clip we were sent that really took us back: it's of the GREAT Jim Painter doing a stand up set in Arizona. And, that's all, folks!  

Hello, and welcome to episode 252 of the Danish and O'Neill Podcast. This one starts off with the lads talking about a UFC fighter who made headlines by having just his girlfriend, who has zero experience, as his corner-person. Then, it's a brief update on what's been going on in the entertainment business regarding cancellations, etc. That perfectly leads into an article O'Neill found that discusses movies that are SO edgy that they should come with a warning. During this discussion, loud percussive bangs can be heard. The evidence is inconclusive, but they were most likely fireworks in Danish's neighborhood. After getting through that riveting list, we get into some Seagal news! This time, Charlize Theron is taking the gravy out of the sensei by calling him a fat fraud. Destiny was on our side because Guy Fieri has been in the news recently, too. This story is just too stupid to be believed, but unfortunately, it's real. While on the Fieri Flavorville train, we keep the momentum and review some of his awesome menus from his restaurants on a cruise line. Suddenly, O'Neill's internet goes down for the count! Does Danish survive? What happens? Listen and find out!  

This one is filled to the brim with podcasting goodness. And Vitamin C. O'Neill starts the show talking about something that's been bugging him on his night hiking expeditions. He also talks about Gwyneth Paltrow's latest exploits. That leads Danish into telling a story about seeing snippets of a TV show that Courtney was watching. Danish brings up "Karens", and how some of them are being mislabeled. This reminds us of a customer we used to deal with a lot at our old job. After that, we discuss Kentucky making an example out of a couple for breaking a newly passed law. Way to go, Kentucky! Better late than never. Then, there's a story of one camel's revenge that will leave you fearing the humped beast for the rest of your life. After that, we move on to talking about a video we were sent featuring old friend of the show, Bill Dillman (chi-ball master!). This leads us down a brief path of martial arts quackery. To wrap the show up in a nice, pretty bow, we're introduced to three Bolivian brothers, who try something so crazy that it just may work. It doesn't, but they definitely get an A for effort on this one!  

Yello, everybody, and welcome back to another fabulous edition of the Danish and O'Neill podcast. On this episode, we start out by talking about going back and censoring old movies, music, etc. to fit today's cultural norms and standards. Danish then discusses the Cowboys of Compton getting on their horses and protesting. Ride those horses for equality, cowboys and girls! Danish also gives some sights and sounds from around his neighborhood and is once again baffled by what he saw in the local park. That also includes some bird talk! O'Neill reveals that he has a young family member who's become an avid birdwatcher. Then, it's a story that will rock your world. People in Spain are getting crazy with...a drug that you've probably never heard of. This one is too good/crazy. Need some inspiration? The guy we discuss next may just give it to you...he set the World Record for planking (oh, just a little over 8 hours straight).

This one is gonna get you going in ways you never knew you could. There's a BIG Carole Baskins update. Bad news for you, Joey Exotic. Then, there's some brief treehouse talk. Eat your heart out, Bob Villa and the people on that show Treehouse Masters! After that, we talk about JR Smith (former NBA player) for a second, but that leads us to talking about the legendary former Comedy Store bartender, Huck. Danish shares a DISTURBING article he was sent about Big Ed from 90 Day Fiance (so gross). Danish shares some tales from his days working at a golf course and some run-ins he had with a "made man". This next one is a DOOZY. It's a real crazy misstep made in Australia, hence the title of this episode. Sit back and enjoy a comedy of errors. Then, there's some pickle throwing, new rules for lovemaking during Covid, and a heartwarming tale out of India (seriously).  

Howdy! O'Neill starts the show out by recommending a documentary he just saw. Danish talks about some TV he's seen as of late. He also talks about a "treehouse" that is being built across from his apartment. It is really something to behold. Speaking of sights and sounds, Danish also talks about some outdoor workouts he's seen around his neighborhood. There's a much needed Gypsy Rose update! About time, journalists. About time! Then, it's the seabelt scandal that's rocking the D+O podcast! Is John Little ahead of his time with his anti-seatbelt sentiments, or is he beind the 8-ball? Ready to start heading back out to the strip clubs? Well, here an update about what a club that just reopened in Wyoming has to say about safety precautions. We close the show by speculating what stand up comedy will be like when it returns. Listen and stay safe out there, party people. Love ya. Muah. xoxoxo

As the title suggests, we get back to where our bread is buttered on this one. It's episodes like this that keep us ahead of the podcasting pack when it comes to animal reporting. This one's a real BANGER. O'Neill starts it out by talking about a recent camping trip he took (with weapons, don't worry!). After that, we discuss some recent drama out there in the podcasting world. We transition soooo smoothly to the topic of graduations and try to explain to those missing them right now that they're really not missing anything. THEN, it's finally a return to the ponies. A story about a man caught prowling in the stables. Get your riding pants and boots on. You're going to need them. After that, it's time for MORE animals as a woman from O'Neill's home state of Indiana tries to sue for not allowing her emotional support monkey into a campground. As if this episode isn't burning a hole in your damn ears enough already, we discuss a story that is insane. It involves a tiger running rampant down suburban streets, a man in a cowboy hat with a lasso, and another man with a folding chair. Just the perfect recipe for greatness. O'Neill recalls a video he saw that took place in Albania that's equally insane. Danish talks about recently getting into the show Live PD. Then, it's back to the animal kingdom, where sadly, a couple learned a hard lesson about domesticated animals. This one will give you all the feels and touches. That's what "they" say, right?

Hello, podcast listener, my old friend. We've come to entertain you again. Okay, enough singing. We start the episode by talking about some of the recent comings and goings in the UFC. Are we officially team Connie Mac? LIsten and find out. Ooooooh, the suspense, the agony! We have the age old debate: does Guy Fieri's countless charitable donations make him a good guy, or someone we can root for? O'Neill aims some venom at "rapper" Tekashi69. Meanwhile. Danish gives out a solid hip hop recommendaiton of a group that's out of Buffalo. Shout out to the 716! Staying in the world of hip hop, Uncle/Father Boosie Badazz made some outlandish/bizarre claims on his Instagram and is now feeling the heat. Danish switches gears a little and talks about the book he's reading right now: 2004's Scar Tissue by Anthony Kiedis. There's also talk of a viral martial arts fight (well, one guy used them). O'Neill shares that he felt bad about some things he said about Beth the Bounty Hunter in the past, but quickly scouring the internet made him feel a lot better about it. Then, we discuss a guy who really had a hankerin' for some wine. And he went about getting it the hard way. Not to be outdone, a guy in Florida tries to really pull one over on the coppers. This one is action-packed, to and fro. Get on it!    

No diggity, no doubt, it's another power-packed episode! This one starts out on somber note as O'Neill shares some sad news about someone passing away. However, after that convo, he goes from death to marriage by sharing an unlikely love story. With his feelings running the gamut, O'Neill then wants to get something off his chest: his feelings about Adele's weight loss transformation. Not to be outdone, Danish chimes in with an unlikely love story of his own. Back and forth, forth and back! This episode is off the charts!!!! And then, it's back to sad news, as Danish reveals something that may break the Daddy Man Earl Skakel's spirits. Then, we seek solace in something we know well: a story about an animal. This one doesn't end well for the person involved, but it sounds like they were acting a little recklessly (allegedly). Also, there's an exciting development in San Francisco: spring break 2020!!!! Listen to find out details and how to party. And, it's back to animals: we talk about one old man who reluctantly battles foxes. We finish strong with some brief MMA/combat sport talk. Oh, and the cherry on the sundae of the episode is a Mugsy Bogues listener personal story follow-up from last week's episode. Fantastic!

O'Neill starts this week's episode off by talking about watching Eddie Murphy's stand-up specials. After that, Danish brings up how Bert Kreischman had Guy Ferry on his podcast recently, and he brings up some news and notes from what he heard from it. Danish relays a story he heard about Tom Green and his neighbor/hero, Harland Williams. O'Neill provides a first responder celebratory noise-party update and gives an idea of what's going on in his neighborhood when the clock strikes 8 pm. Danish brings up a show he's surprised they've never heard of: Little Women of Atlanta (and other cities). O'Neill talks about falling down a random Bugsy Mogus rabbithole online. Danish gives a quick 90 Day Fiance update. And for the big finale (drum roll please), Danish and O'Neill turn their sights on one time programming success, John MacAfee. They discuss asking him to be on the show and delve into his character (or lack thereof). After that, it's a mixed grab bag of topics: a Netflix documentary, some MMA talk, and other random topics to close the show.  

Howdy, partners! On this episode, O'Neill tells a harrowing tale of an electric bike ride gone awry. He also talks about watching Neftlix's Too Hot to Handle. Danish talks about watching a documentary on Neftlix called How to Fix a Drug Scandal. There's some UFC talk, and a discussion about a web show called Street Beefs. There's a somber moment when Danish reveals someone they've talked about on the show before has sadly passed away. And most importantly, a crazy heist involving an adult bookstore, a pick-up truck, and a goat is broken down.  

It's another week of the D+O podcast (the lockdown episodes to be more precise, but we're not going to let that stand in the way of a good time!). We talk about our lockdown experiences around town. Danish has a run-in with an overachieving neighbor while on a walk. O'Neill's neighbors take to the streets to beat some pots and pans. O'Neill talks about a new Neftlix reality/dating type show, and we debate whether we should take the plunge or not. Missing all the good horse talk lately?!? Well, look no further. We discuss Bill Shatner's divorce, and how he received a very interesting item in the split. You horsers aren't going to want to miss this. The horsing around doesn't stop there. Danish shares info he learned on Rushmore, the podcast he did with Thomas and hot hot Peppers. It's shocking (at least to us). There's also some Stockton crime reporting, which leads us to ponder what Stockton yelp reviews are like. There are also belated bday wishes for Steve Seagal, Nate Diaz, and baby Barb. What an unreal week, and an even unreal'er show.

We revisit Tiger King with a bunch of our pals and it's a real humdinger.

It's another week of quarantine, and we're talking UFC's failed attempt to make 249 happen and the ridiculous "fight island" that Dana White's building. Then, we move on to one of the unluckiest and scrappiest home invaders of 2020. After that, you better take a seat if you love jet skis, cause we discuss one of the most bizarre accidents of all time. So, dig in and enjoy the buffet.

And, we're back! On this episode, we're assisted by Aaron to help with the audio. Thanks, Aaron! We discuss the ever evolving situation with Coronavirus, and how it's been affecting us. Danish describes some strange things he's seen and experienced on the streets. O'Neill talks about driving around and wanting to go back country skiing. They also discuss the new phenomenon of Zoom bombing. If you need a feel good story at this time, look no further: a man and his dog take a nice drive. Also, people in New Jersey aren't letting the pandemic stop them from having a good time. And, the Situation steps up to the plate and does his duty for New Jersey when called upon. Take a listen and stay safe and healthy out there.

It's episode 239 without the lag we were experiencing from doing our first ever remote podcast. Thanks so much to Brian G for editing this and sending it to us. He's a true blue beach pony for life.

Another week, and we're baaaaaack! First off, apologies for the audio quality this week. Due to these crazy times, we recorded the episode remotely, and the site we used had a bit of a lag. We'll be back to our usual high quality next week! On this episode, we talk about the strange state of the world, and what we're seeing and experiencing around town. Danish has a strange encounter at the pharmacy, and O'Neill has a stranger one on the streets late at night. We talk a little bit more about Joe Exotic (how can you not???) and discuss Big Earl's casting ideas for a Joe Exotic movie. And, we discuss an idiot's attempt at "comedy" during the pandemic. There's a little of this. A little of that. And a lot of what have you. Enjoy!

We're back with another episode! That's something to celebrate these days. On this episode, we start off by talking about how the Coronavirus is affecting LA and our lives. We also go over some new guidelines NY announced regarding the virus and lovemaking. Follow the rules! It's not all Debbie Downer-ville because we discuss a documentary that's set the world aflame: The Tiger King. It's got everything you could dream of in a documentary: insane characters, tigers, polygamy, crime, he-said/she-said drama, drugs, more tigers, crazy gunplay, horrible music videos, and even a scene with a guy inexplicably riding a jet ski! Give 'er a listen. And, stay safe and healthy out there.

In these crazy times, we figured who better to come on than John Little. And he did not disappoint! First of all, the new intro song Hot Hot Peppers sent in will get you in the mood for a hard hitting show. It set the pace for us. We talked about the Coronavirus and how it's affected us and Los Angeles. We discover that John is becoming a producer, and things get a little weird when he tells us we're too "unpredictable" to book at his new stand up show. We ask John why he fears Beach Cops, and why he's been ducking coming on the show. John takes some questions from Twitter. We pitch John on some jobs/life paths he should be pursuing (yes, the Wienermobile is one of them!). All in, it was a good time and fun conversation. Hope it puts a smile on your face during a tough/strange time. F' yeah.

Hello, hello, hello, hello! On this episode, we tackle all sorts of interesting topics. We start off by discussing a team manager for the men's basketball team at illustrious Jackson State. He goes by the nickname "Snacks" and became a real viral sensation recently. We take a REAL DEEP DIVE into the Netflix reality show, Love Is Blind. We also briefly touch on the election (mainly how old all the candidates are...not any real deep political talk here, as usual). There are some fun Comedy Store memories recalled, too. A little of this, a little of that, a whole LOT of fun with some hot sauce thrown in for good measure.

The Daddy Man is BACK! And he's got minimal Predator lines (thank the Lord!). We unpeel yet another layer of the onion that is Big Earl. We find out new info and hear new stories, that as usual, amazes us and blows our minds. On this episode, he workshops some premises with us and delivers some real gems that must be heard to be believed. He talks about his beef with Jeremy Piven. He tells some stories that take place back in the day (but that's not his life anymore). It's the usual good time with Earl. Tune in. Everyone's doing it.

We start this week's episode on a sad note with the loss of two great men. On flew homemade rockets, and the other helped bald men feel sexy again. They will both be sorely missed. We get into a lot of other shenanigans, too. There's a you-gotta-hear-it-to-believe-it question posed to an advice column that will shock you to your core. We also discuss a school in England offering teens ludicrous advice. We get after a woman for bringing a mini-pony on a flight in a Mexican wrestling outfit (sadly, this is true). Danish talks about a movie he recently saw and ironically enjoyed. Oh, and we even talk about Steven Spielberg's daughter. All-in-all, a real festive time to be had by all.

To start the show, O'Neill plays a voicemail he received after our last show from a very somber and apologetic Brian Holtzman. He then shares some stories from a recent ski trip he took. Danish plays a juicy morsel of a soundbite...it's baby Barb's FIRST contribution to the show!!!! O'Neill talks about a woman who lured deer into her home and fed them. The audio is played and respectfully (as always) dissected. Danish poses an important question: would you rather buy Erykah Badu or Gwyneth Paltrow's idiotic product? The episode is closed with an UNREAL listener submitted song about the Dassman. Oh, and Danish gives a few quick book picks as well. Yes indeedy.

You read it correctly. We have Brian Holtzman on this week, and we take a wild ride into his innermost thoughts. He looks into his phone and tells us of his travels and the year the trip took place. We ask him questions about past events at the Comedy Store (that our "sources" told us about). He's very honest and forthcoming and isn't afraid to take the high road! We also asked about his career: going on the road, shows he's appeared on, and what he sees for his future. Oh, and he briefly roasts O'Neill's apartment. All in all, it's a wild ride but a very good one. Listen and find out why this fella is one of a kind.

And, we're back. Danish starts off by detailing his trip to gorgeous Hollywood, Florida. O'Neill talks about a disturbing trend that he discovered out on the slopes at Big Bear. The GREAT Tom Morris is discussed as are some old stand up favorites from back in the day. There are man vs. animal articles, and a guy who wants to settle a court dispute via samurai sword duel. It's all here. And it's all for you.

Rick Ingraham joins on this episode! We started with Rick at the Store back in the day and take a trip down memory lane. Rick and O'Neill both discuss their experiences performing in Alaska. We discuss some of the characters we've encountered over the years at the Comedy Store and have a darn good time reminiscing about walking to school in the snow uphill both ways (HIYO!). Give this one a listen. You'll thank us and Rick when you're done.

Episode 229 is on and poppin'! The episode starts with a listener email that sparks some great discussion. After that, there's some Connie Mac discussion. We ponder if this means Connor McGregor is back, and who he'll fight next. From there, Danish talks about an extremely talented man he saw in a Costco. It's been a while, but there's a little mountain lion talk! O'Neill talks about a dentist who uses some interesting/questionable practices. The meat and potatoes of this episode is just some top notch journalism. It's a perfectly crafted piece on Dog the Bounty Hunter. This episode has something that will tickle each and every member of your family and not in a creepy way either.

It's episode 228!!!! The one you've been waiting all your life for. Well, it's finally here. And this one is fantastic. We start out hot and heavy by talking about Sly Stallone's recent Instagram post, which included none other than Guy Fieri. This took on a life of itself and came up throughout the show. Danish tells some stories of his recent travels. There's also IMPORTANT Dog the Bounty Hunter news and DTBH (what Dog's friends call him) family drama. Here what it's all about (only covered on this podcast). If hearing about Fieri and Dog isn't enough, there's a Seagal news item! Oh, what a glorious day! Danish talks about a TLC show that caught his eye recently. There are a LOT of celebrity cameos on this episode (if you're into that kind of thing). All in all, this one should be sent to the Smithsonian.

New year, same unbelievable podcast!!!! It's the first episode of 2020, and it does not disappoint. The show starts with some light MMA talk. Danish tells O'Neill about friend of the show GSP's move to ensure he sleeps safely in hotel rooms. After that, D+O discuss reality TV. Specifically, the genisuses at TLC. Danish gives an overview to the hit show 90 Day Fiance, and O'Neill reacts to hearing the insanity/brilliance. Listening to this episode will most likely make you more successful and will give you all the information you need to impress at your next fancy dinner party.

Ho, ho, ho the misletoe! Happy holidays, everybody! On this episode, we discuss the Netflix documentary, Don't F* With Cats. Danish chronicles some recent car ttroubles and talks about his new BFF, the towtruck driver. Some holiday hijinks are reviewed, and O'Neill shares some fond Christmas memories. Also, there's breaking Earl "Daddy Man" Skakel news that will blow your hairpiece off.

People always ask us what Beach Cops is, so instead of trying to describe it we're releasing an episode so you can decided for yourself.

Oh yeah, it's time to have Gareth Reynolds back on the show. We get into all sorts of good shenanigans with him. Danish brings up a football commentator who had some interesting tidbits to share during a game. Gareth talks about his experiences on different drugs. Also, we get into Gareth's old job of dressing up as a superhero/other characters for kids' parties. There are interesting stories/factoids dropped about Ari Shaffir and Sam Tripoli. To close the episode, we talk about a story from the UK involving a man and a pile of leaves. Listen to this one. It's good stuff. Well, all the episodes are, so listen to them all.