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We start out episode 3 oh 3 by talking about the 2 oh 9's own, Nate Diaz. We discuss his most recent fight and a piece ESPN wrote about him. Then, it's a California teenager vs. a bear on a wall! Who reigns supreme? After that, we talk about how Bill Cosby refuses therapy, which would get him out of prison. Then, it's off to Russia to talk about Hasbulla, the Russian social media STAR, who also happens to own a pet monkey (and he looks like a child, despite being a teenager). Speaking of Russia, Stevie Seagal joined a Kremlin political party. He's as awesome a guy as ever! O'Neill talks about rewatching some episodes of Seagal's "reality" show, Lawman. We move from Seagal to an Austrian soldier, who got a tattoo on an unusual body part. And, it's not the nicest tattoo. In another case of man vs. beast, this time, a diver allegedly gets swallowed by a whale! We end by talking about the s-storm Chrissy Teigen has found herself in lately. And that's all she wrote! Right now, visit CREDIT KARMA DOT COM SLASH WIN MONEY to open your free account and start winning Instant Karma. 

We're joined by Kevin Biggins, who's a comic and writer (Family Guy!). We've been writing a TOP SECRET project with him for six months, and this is the first time we met him in person. What a meeting it was!  We discussed all sorts of titilating topics. We opened up talking about living in close proximity to your neighbors. We ask Kevin about his last name, and he shares some stories about it. There's also some bathroom etiquette conversation and stories. Kevin talks about his freshman year roommate and shared some interesting fun facts about him. He also shares a story about weeping from beauty in Hawaii. Kevin brings up phrases and words he doesn't like. He talks about how he got his job at Family Guy, and how he climbed the ladder to become a writer there. He even discusses how one renegade quit the gig. Kevin admits it wasn't always smooth sailing for him and gets into a story about how he was dumped in the 8th grade for being a prude. As a man who lives in Danish's original LA neighborhood, Kevin sees a lot of sights and sounds on the streets and tells us about a man he recently came across. It was a first meeting for the ages.

As the tite suggests, yes, Big Earl is back!!! And, he's better than before! For the first time in a LONG time, we get to hang out with none other than the Daddyman. We catch up and hit all the major topics you'd want us to with Big Earl: Varvatos pants, Sweet Cheeks, , Cameo, and run-ins with D+O listeners, etc. Does he have an axe to grind on this episode? Listen and find out for yourself. But spoiler alert, yes. Yes, he does. Who's it with? No spoiler alerts there. As always, it's a great episode when the Skake's in the building.

O'Neill starts off the festivities by saying that he's got a flasher in his neighborhood. He's taking to the streets to solve the case. Danish shares a funny text he got from the Daddyman, Earl Skakel. Then, we kick it up a notch by talking about Russia's new ambassador, Stevie boy Seagal, who was sent to Venezuela on a goodwill mission. Sadly, this is NOT a joke. Guy Fieri and the Tiger King both made recent power plays (not hockey related), and the fellas discuss them. A BRAVE woman goes on Tik Tok to confess to something she did 8 years ago, and it's empowering other women to do the same. Speaking of power plays, Nick Diaz is training some new "fighters"! Then, it's on to farm talk because two landowners get in a property dispute, and one takes a drastic measure. After that, we whisk away to Kid Rock's honky tonk bar and grille in Nashville, where one customer did the unthinkable! Also, we cover an elderly woman who's a serial stowaway on flights. And that's the 300th episode, folks!

As the title suggests, we are joined by Eleanor Kerrigan. We cover a variety of topics, including Eleanor's family, Comedy Store stuff, Diceman, yam bags, lifeguarding, accents, and much, much more! As per usual, Eleanor really nailed her appearance on the show, which will pay dividends for her career. 

For the first time in forever (to quote the classic movie Frozen), we're back recording in the same geographic location again! Rejoice!!! We open up with a sad announcement made by one of the greats in the comedy business. Danish shares some advice he heard experts are trying to spread in India. O'Neill asks if there's an uptick in people reading while walking. He also shares a run-in he had while hiking. We got a tiger on the loose in the Houston area! It's still at large (and most likely livin' large). Danish talks about a video that someone sent on Twitter, which was of a monkey answering a door in Russia and paying for pizza. "In Russia"....! Danish shares a new fighter that he enjoys: Jiri Prochazka. He is a sight to behold! That gets us into a conversation about Diego Sanchez, and his new trainer, who uses some unconventional training techniques to say the least. We head to Australia, where someone complains about their neighbor making too much noise while making love. We talk about Brian Holtzman for a little and then transition into Mother's Day. We wrap it up with some random topics. All in all, it's a good one.

We talk to the legend Brian Holtzman via Zoom from Austin, Texas.

This week, Danish starts out the festivities by talking about a girl who came on to him in middle school. That leads to a conversation about middle school relationships. Then, it's a homecoming dance that ROCKS the world with felony arrests. Here the sordid details! It will change your life and how you look at the world. After that, we get into the voice of the octagon in the UFC, Bruce Buffer, doing birth announcements on Cameo. We move on to a BIG SPREAD on the nicest guy in the world, Guy Fieri (supposed to be pronounced Fiedi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!). Speaking of celebs, we discuss Hilary Duff talking about having her nine year old present for her homebirth and how this has become a "thing" out there (not her talking about it, but people are including their kids in home births). It's a quick hitter this week, but it's as powerful as ever! Also, there will be a Brian Holtzman bonus episode coming at'cha this week.

We were supposed to have a guest this week, but it fell through! We open the show by talking about a new TLC show (they've done it again, folks!). It's called "Extreme Sisters", and the title is right on the money. These sisters are EXTREMELY close. All sorts of weird situations unfold on this show, and we explore hypotheticals and scenarios that TLC has caused to stir in our brains. After that, we move on to a sixth grader's science project that will absolutely change the world. This kid is going places, ladies and gentlemen! O'Neill talks about a documentary he saw all about cons and explains "scam rap". That leads us into a scandal that involves Goop (one of the best candle companies out there). Learn about OMing and the allegedly shady details that it entails. And that will wrap up another edition of the Danish and O'Neill podcast. 

The episode kicks off with a quick plug for friends of the show, Eleanor J. Kerrigan and Brian Holtzman, who will be doing a gig in Reno in June. Then, there are a few listener emails regarding topics we discussed last week. After that, we discuss about a video that went viral that is a classic man vs. beast battle. In this case, it's a dude going toe-to-toe with a bobcat. That keeps us satiated for a while, but alas, we move on and talk about a judge in Bermuda who's as honest as they come. Danish brings up a famous youtuber who allegedly seriously injured his friend in some stunt. After that bad news, we needed to pick our spirits up. What better way than discussing a man going on a 400 mile run in a teddy bear costume? Danish briefly talks about a Hulu docuseries called Sasquatch. We close by going over the circus that was Jake Paul versus Ben Askren. 

O'Neill opens the show with a gondola confession (hence the show's title). Hear what disturbed the poor, unsuspecting gondola worker. Danish tells of his experience in Party City. They sure know how to party! This leads into a conversation about different levels of customer service and when it's too much. Then, there's some brief MMA talk as we discuss the latest with the drama king, Connie Mac McGregor. After that, we read possibly the greatest quote of all time. It's from DMX, and it's about his overall thoughts on Steven Seagal. Then, we move on to a neighborhood dispute over a minature frog statue. It gets heated! Who's right? Who's wrong? Whose frog? Also, we're super proud to announce that we're rising up the ranks of stuffed animal f'ing podcasts! Yup, we got another one of those this week. Look at us soar! Following last week's dyphallia story, we now discuss a woman with two v's! Then, it's the story that's dividing Cincinatti...are there, or are there not monkeys on the loose there? Spoiler alert: it's inconclusive. We wrap it up with some news and notes and random what have you's that are on our minds.

The show opens with O'Neill talking about a giant lizard running amok in a 7-11 in Thailand. Danish chimes in with a gruesome story involving a recent MMA fight. O'Neill then brings up a recent road rage incident that took place in Los Angeles. Then, it's a soap opera style wedding! It took place in China and has more twists and turns than an old country road (and buffet, hiyo!). Fake doctor news!!!!! This time, a fake doctor was practicing in Jacksonville, Florida and drinking Four Loko on the job (not a joke). After that, we move on to a racy teacher in Wales, who just couldn't bite his tongue about anything, and shockingly, it came back to bite him. This leads us into talking about some of our own teachers and where they may have gone wrong as well. We also talk about the pressing issue that is the photo SCANDAL involving Khloe Kardashian. Justice for Khoe!!!!! After that, there's a Big Earl update. He's living the dream! Speaking of living the dream, a new world record holder was recently born! Look up what the title of this episode means for a spoiler. Or just listen and find out. Pick your poison. And that takes us through the end of the episode. And there she is, folks! This week's show.  

We kick this one off hot and heavy with a little mma talk, noting that Nate Diaz will be back in the octagon in 2021. Danish asks O'Neill "what was I a part of last night" and gives him a scenario he was involved with at the grocery store. This sparks different theories, possibilities, and avenues of conversation. Then, it's on to a controversy with Amazon, where some drivers are saying they're not being given proper bathroom breaks. We add our own knowledge from our days as delivery drivers. That leads us into a convo about Jeff Bezos' ex-wife's new husband. After that, we discuss a pilot who gets caught on the air traffic controller channel going on a rant about people from San Francisco. Florida news alert! A dude gets a DUI and has a...support animal python in the passenger seat. O'Neill describes a painting he received in the mail from a listener. Then, it's a tale of a stolen truck and a battle between the thief and owner. Fight for that truck! Danish talks about people constantly challenging former NBA player, Brian Scalabrine. We also discuss ordinary people challenging extraordinary people. We end with some random shiz and biz, including a pal who loves to travel.

O'Neill opens up telling the sad tale of a Russian MMA fighter being in the wrong place at the wrong time. Danish shares a listener email someone sent in that's similar to something we recently spoke about. Danish shares a fun fact about the spring break in Miami situation and then brings up Kylie Jenner (who doesn't love some good KJ talk?!?). Then, there's a long awaited Tommy Morris update! About damn time. What's he been up to? Oh, you know, just living the dream. After that, there's some brief sports current event and MMA talk. Danish details a dream baby Barb had where she accused him of nefarious behavior. That segues perfectly (it actually does) into some quick GSP talk. O'Neill then shares a story about a relative of his listening to the show in front of a friend and the friend's father (oh boy!). After that, we discuss the man, the myth, the legend...a guy who's been dubbed the Bruce Wayne of animals, aka the horse meat vigilante: Richard Cuoto! What a horser! This guy is like the Steven Seagal of the horse lover's world. After all the beautiful animal talk, we then talk about someone up for the parent/liar of the year award. This lady is a GEM! By the way, both this and the horse vigilante are both straight outta Florida, so you know they're power-packed. And that's all there is to this week's show! Sorry for yelling; I just got excited.

Ho there! Danish opens it up with a story about a canine. He also mentions a docuseries he saw called Murder Among the Mormons. O'Neill matches that and talks about a doc he saw about a "bully" who terrorizes a small town. We keep 'er moving and talk about the tale of a dude who got caught buck naked in public in a compromising position with a pickle. Sticking with food, we also discuss a lawsuit that involves the restaurant Panda Express. The allegations are pretty wild. There's a quick update about a show favorite and also a quick hitter about a Danish woman who doesn't want to shave her stache or unibrow anymore and thinks that's the ticket to finding true love. Then, we talk about a dude who's metal af, and he even proves it by turning his uncle's remains (bones) into a guitar. Rock on! Another cool dude we talk about stole a slide from a playground and attached it to his kid's bunk bed. We finish it up with some quick car talk.

We start out the episode with a bear update via a listener email (we have a real bearer in our midst!).  This is groundbreaking bear news!  And a great tidbit you can throw out at your next dinner party (whether it's via Zoom or not). Staying on bears, we talk about the upcoming "cocaine bear" movie. Then, we briefly discuss censorship and all the recent warnings and cancellations. After that, we talk about a dude who got a little naughty with a stuffed animal in a Target. That leads us down many paths and has pondering a bunch of hypotheticals. Then, it's onto a quick update of a story we did a long back, about a doctor who sprinkled some cocaine on his genitals and killed an unsuspecting woman. After that, we have yet another Only Fans couple! The dude in this one is behind the camera, and he's real cocky about his lady and her magnetism. We then segue into some serious LOVE...Fieri family love. Hear Guy's tips for a long marriage and about when and how he started frosting his tips. That leads into a discussion of an article O'Neill found about a woman who takes her emotional support animal to skiing and motorcycle riding. We finish the show with a tale as old as time...a 24 year old running off with his baby mama's mama. And that's all she wrote for this week. Find your perfect mattress at HelixSleep.com/dando

O'Neill opens it up talking about his recent ski trip.  He encountered a guy on the ski lift who was a real tudy Judy.  Not to be outdone, Danish experienced some tude at the grocery store.  Then, Danish shares something disgusting he witnessed in the park with his family.   Then, there's an update from a recent story we reported on (yes, we're journalists!).  After that, we talk about a mother who got on Only Fans, which rubbed some the wrong way.  Danish has finally started watching Cobra Kai, so we discuss the show and world of Karate Kid.  Following that, we discuss people who think the recent snow in Texas is fake.  Speaking of Texas, there's a quick Brian Holtzman update/story.  After that, we share a truly frightening story that took place in an outhouse.  O'Neill caught some 1,000 Pound Sisters on TLC and shares his thoughts.  After that, it's some odds and ends to wrap up the episode.     Every purchase at MANSCAPED DOT COM goes towards contributions made to the Testicular Cancer Society. That’s 20% off with free shipping at manscaped.com and use code DANDO. Be the best ball handler this year with MANSCAPED™.

Danish starts it off this week by sharing an email he got from a listener.  O'Neill takes the baton from there and tells a story about something that happened to him on a hike.  Danish shares some news about Valparaiso University's mascot (O'Neill's from there...the place, not the University, in case you didn't know).  Then, the gents discuss a new Netflix docuseries called Crime Scene: The Vanishing at Cecil Hotel.  This leads us into talking about "web sleuths".  After that, we talk about a much talked-about issue recently: Gorilla Glue.  However, we don't talk about the woman who used it in her hair.  We discuss a man who didn't believe Gorilla Glue was that strong, so he set out to do his own Gorilla Glue challenge (what an idiot!).  Speaking of controversial topics: we delve into one next...Mexican bologna smuggling.  Enough is enough!  We finally address this HUGE problem.  Danish breaks a 1000 Pound Sisters story (TLC hit show if you don't know what it is).  After that, it's the classic story of bear conservationalists almost being mauled to death after releasing bears in Iraq.  We end by talking about Dana White, Ariel Helwani, and Gina Carano.  And that's episode 287 in a nutshell.  Don't worry, the episode wasn't actually made with peanuts, so you can listen to it even if you have a nut allergy.

Howdy, folks.  O'Neill leads it off by asking Danish if he happened to see the SNL bit that was allegedly taken from comedian, Ted Alexandro.  Danish turns the tables like a DJ by asking O'Neill if he saw the host of that week's episode's mother talking trash to his bullies from camp about him hosting.  Then, there's some much needed Georges St-Pierre discussion!  He's excited, and we talk about what's got him so pumped.  That leads us into a little MMA talk.  We even mention Stockton's finest citizens.  After that, we discuss a comedian who thought the word "giraffe" was "diraffe" until he was 23 years old.  Any guesses on who it could be?  That convo morphs into a brief discussion about HGH.  We transition into a revenge plot that must be heard to be believed.  It involves a disguise, a graveside visit, and dead animals.  The show is really bobbing and weaving at this point, and we keep that furied pace going by discussing an orgy that took recently took place in France.  After that, it's a topic that gets O'Neill's goat.  It involves playing cards.  From playing cards, we turn our attention to one of the most bizarre first day of work stories of all time.  We end with some random news and notes from around the world of stand up comedy.  And that's all she wrote for this week. Please remember: Subscribe to The Kelcey Ayer Show on Spotify, Apple, Stitcher, or wherever you listen to podcasts.

Episode 285'er!  Danish starts off talking about a little excursion he took with the fam.  Then, it's on to modern hunter and gatherers living in Washington state!  That leads us down many avenues of modern hunting and gathering.  After that, we discuss the mysterious case of a Slovakian hero, who did something outlandish to help the police detain a thief.  The show keeps moving and flowing, and Danish brings up The Confession Killer, a doc on Netflix.  We then perfectly segue into a story in Australia, where a man was so preturbed with a "malfunctioning" product he bought at an adult store that he decided to take matters into his own hands (by going down there...to the store...this could be misconstrued in a bunch of different ways).  That leads us into talking about "bogans" and track suits.  Then, we talk about a garbageman who was fired in the UK for kung fu kicking a kid's snowman.  Danish talks about a woman who got into it with LeBron James at an Atlanta Hawks game.  We head to South America after that to talk about a lawyer who got caught with his pants down (literally and figuratively) during a Zoom court case.  Danish asks O'Neill if he's heard about "Jewish space lasers".  After that, we get into a Priest who thought exorcisms could help people with their political views.  And that's this week's show, folks! Find your perfect mattress at HelixSleep.com/dando

For the first time in show history, stocks come up!  O'Neill talks about the market and what went on with Gamestop.  Danish shares a story about a man who commited the biggest forgotten password blunder of all time!  That leads us into a topic we know next to nothing about: Bitcoin.  After that, we move onto a story about Jon Jones, a Ring Cam, and some neighborhood kids.  That propels us into some brief Connie Mac talk.  The show continues with a little Larry King talk.  Up next, it's a teacher/student relation alert!  Hear one of the more bizarre legal strategies of all time in this case.  We follow that up with a story about a racehorse who couldn't win races because of a certain handicap. After that, we head to Mexico for a racy phone video gone very, very wrong.  We keep our passports out for a trip to China, where they're testing for Covid in an unusual manner.  Attention all Shroomfesters: do NOT emulate the guy we talk about next.  We close it out with a dude who got arrested for trying to free some horses.  That's all she wrote!

Danish leads 'er off by setting the record straight about one of the most famous hip hop songs of all time, "The Message".  O'Neill joins the party by setting the record straight about actoooooor, Ed O'Neill (aka Al Bundy...and no relation).  Ryan heard an interview where Eddie boy brags about his fighting prowess.  Apparently, he's a real street fighter like Ryu and Ken.  Then, it's time for a real Debbie Downer convo about a show that SHOULD HAVE HAPPENED: the Lizzie Maguire reboot.  What a travesty!!!!!  Then, realizing the show needs something uplifting, Danish talks about a heartwarming video he saw on the internet.  We also talk about the a true crime docu-series on Netflix: the Night Stalker.  This takes us down a path of women sending letters (often times racy ones), professing their love to convicted murderers.  After that, it's off to England, where a candle almost burned a home to the ground.  This wasn't any ordinary candle!  It was the Gwyneth Paltrow va-jay-jay candle!!!!  Speaking of horrific smells, a listener writes in to confess to a crime of sauna passion.  What about Australia?  Settle down, mates.  We head there next to discuss one man's bizarre year long crime spree.  It ends in truly bizarro fashion.  We end it by talking about a maniac who used to lurk at the Comedy Store.

We start this one off with O'Neill talking about Japanese boxers not being allowed to have tattoos.  Then, we thank some listeners for the hot new intro music they sent in.  Danish talks about rumors that Chuck Norris was in DC at the Capitol recently.  After that, we talk about the HBO documentary "Class Action Park".  O'Neill talks about the Tiger Woods doc on Netflix as well.  Then, we talk about some sad news, the passing of Jeff Scott, the long time pianist at the Comedy Store.  We also talk about the passing from Hooks from Police Academy, which makes us think about an old coworker we had.  Time for something uplifting!  We talk about a new Danish children's show about a man with a large wiener.  After spending a good amount of time (the necessary amount really), we move on and talk about Canadians calling 911 for all the wrong reasons.  This convo made us reminisce about angry old women we used to have to deal with at our day job.  Memories!  We end with some solid GSP discourse.

O'Neill starts us out by talking about a recent trip to the beach he took.  After that, we talk about a Travel Channel show that tried to do some paranormal investigating on the Comedy Store.  It leads us down a path of talking about ghost comedians and other such tom foolery.  After that, it's the return of the fake doctor who won over the minds and hearts of the world when he was just a young buck, claiming to be a doctor.  Well, he's back and committing more crimes (allegedly).  To follow that up, we go with some classic iron crotch kung fu.  Not a clever name...they let you know exactly what you're getting into beforehand.  And, we talk about the Schaub man dipping his toe into the conspiracy theorist pool.  The results are about as good as you'd expect.  To wrap it up, Danish talks about youngsters being Helen Keller deniers.  There's some random news and notes at the end that really ties the podcast together.

O'Neill starts us out by talking about being at a playground with his nieces and seeing a guy lurking with a puppy (and no kids!). We discuss if this move is okay or not. Danish shares a story of a guy mistaking him for someone else. That convo leads the fellas down a dark road, and they discuss an extreme miscarriage of justice with a criminal receiving an extremely light sentence. We have a listener chicken update! An Australian listener of ours wrote in about a neighbor having chickens on her property and then wrote back to give us an update on the situation. One of O'Neill's family members looked into their ancestry, and O'Neill found out something he didn't know about his heritage. Then, it's an epic battle: house boat vs. jet ski! There's trouble on the river!!!! That one happens to be in Australia, too. Wild times down undah. O'Neill is starting the new year off right...by getting back into skateboarding. Sadly, there's more sauna violence/chaos to report. This time, it happened in China. Is no sauna safe?!? Then, it's time for a sad follow-up about a bodybuilder from Kazakhstan who wed his soulmate, a life-like doll (you know what I'm talking about). Well, he broke her, and she's now fighting for her "life". We also talk about problematic neighbors and what happens when you own next to or near one. Then, there's the tale of an octegenarian grandma who's found love with a 36 year old Egyptian man. Don't worry, she went on TV in England to detail their steamy love life. After that, we have a little more cult-talk about the Vow and Seduced documentaries and take care of some other miscellaneous odds and ends. And that wraps this baby up with a nice bow.

Happy 2021! Did we record this episode before Christmas? Okay, maybe we did. But that doesn't mean it's not super spectax, ya know what I'm saying? We start this one off talking about nudity and public and an HBO doc that came out a while back (it's called The Vow, and it's about a cult). Danish tells yet another story from one of his family walks. In this one, he encounters another wild animal! Then, in the mystery of all mysteries, Baby Barb says a phrase that haunts Danish. Where did she pick it up? Is she trolling him?!? What is happening? After that, we discuss a story about a "Santa" crashing an ulteralight into some power lines up in Sac-town. Danish's cousin, Dillon Danis, is in the news with youtube "it" guy Jake Paul, and we briefly discuss it. I know what you're asking yourself, "Come man, it's 2021, when are they going to get to some horse talk here?" Well, you're in luck, partner. We get to it RIGHT NOW. It's a man accused of having improper relations with two horses. There's some brief Bushman talk, followed by a super bizarre lawsuit that involves adult toys being sold. After that, it's off to Australia for a crime that has left the coppers feeling flummoxed. What did he do? Listen to find out!

It's the week after Christmas, everybody (even though we recorded this beforeChristmas)! We made it. What now? More good D+O episodes, that's what! We start off with a little Christmas talk and then transition into the whole Jake Paul s-talking MMA fighters fiasco. There's some pandemic fashion talk and a mini-update on the Steve Rannazzisi support animal maiden journey. We ponder whether we could rent out our domiciles for adult films and then move back in after they were done. It's time for some interesting lawsuit talk! In this one, a dude alleges that an adult website isn't doing their part because they're not close captioning every uploaded video for the hearing impaired. Although, they do provide a close captioned section. Then, it's on to HORSE TALK! We had to sneak a little more horse talk in before the new year. In this edition, a man ends up with his nose getting bit off. How does it happen? Listen and find out, sucka. After that, it's one of the scarier home invasion scenarios we've ever discussed. This one will have you checking your locks at night and checking your socks (you'll get it later). We also talk about ol' Smoky Robinson on Cameo. He has a pretty good one out there. O'Neill talks about anti-technology celebs and then some Scientology. After that, we talk about a movie shooting in outerspace (people are trying to make this happen). We also talk about famous people and pitfalls of that lifestyle. We end with some odds and ends. Enjoy!

Ho ho the mistletoe, everybody! We start off this holiday edition with a listener email about having a problem with a neighbor's chickens (it's not romantic!). After that, it's another email: this time with a question that came up over a Cameo. Then, it's on to the topic of Russian Jesus (a Siberian cult leader). We also talk about upcoming Tik Tok star (no, not Earl), Sasha Obama. Asking yourself where the horse talk is? Well, you've waited long enough, you horsers. This one's about a woman who bit the mane of a miniature horse because she thought it was candy. Don't do drugs, kids. Then, it's a lurid tale of a flight attendant, who was allegedly selling her "services" in the skies. After that, we talk about a UK man who really thought out of the box when it came to wearing a mask in public. Sick of no Chinese cats falling out of buildings and knocking old men down stories being discussed? Well, get ready, because here's the first (and probably only) one. Ending the holiday episode on a high note, we discuss a senior living place that made one resident's dream come true.

This one's a little back to the future action because we recorded it before episode 275 but released it after (there will be a few references that will clue you into that if you're not stoned to the bone). We start out by making a BIG announcement that will most definitely better mankind. Then, we talk about a Hungarian leader who knows how to party! O'Neill's vendetta against Matthew McConaughey continues. This time, he calls into question a story about Matty wrasslin' a village champ in Africa (this sounds like a joke, but it's not). After that, we discuss the Undertaker now being on Cameo. He's pretty good at the Cameo messages, so if you have a thousand bucks burning a hole in your pocket, you may want to jump on it. Where do you go from there? Some quick GSP alien talk, that's where! Then, it's on to a 600 pound man fighting a small woman in a Russian cage match! The Russians are really at the forefront of the fight promotion game. Tired of not getting any Kazakhstani news? Well, that ends now! We talk about some Kazkhstani bodybuilder dude who married his soulmate. It's a sweet story. After that, Danish laments the fact that he now has to watch the children's entertainer Blippi and other horrible content baby Barb is subjecting him to.

Get ready for a wild ride! We talk to Steve Rannazzisi about the process he went through to get his beloved fourteen year old dog certified as an emotional support animal. John Little is along to be a non-biased voice of reason (interesting choice, we know). We bombard Steve with questions to ascertain just what he's trying to accomplish with this special flight he's taking his dog on. We go down a rabbithole of situations and scenarios that could arise and observe his dog during the show. O'Neill also tells a story about yet another lifesaving effort that bit him in the BE-hind. There's also some other miscellaneous topics that arise. Ruff ruff.

Happy Thanksgiving (if that's your thing)! O'Neill starts this one out by talking about some freak fights he saw online. Then, it's on to a controversial topic! Someone close to us is considering making their dog a "support animal", so it can fly. Who is it?!? Spoiler alert: it's not Earl Skakel (although, he seems like the type to pull this type of shenanigans). As we try to brainstorm the reasoning for this decision, we head down a conspiracy rabbithole. After that, we talk about a hero in the service animal movement. A man who registered an animal you'd never expect to bring awareness to the cause! Fight the power! Then, we talk about actors who use steroids but don't talk about it, as the media fawns over how jacked they've become. O'Neill talks about seeing something on fanatics who root for various sports team at the actual venue and how the pandemic is affecting them. Then, a man who was a show-er and not a grow-er showed it to the wrong guy. Hear what happens next! After that, hear what an Indian doctor fell for (it is the con of all cons!). O'Neill talks about a UFC fighter, who's still a manager at Walgreen's, while Mike Perry continues to head down a dark path. It's a nice one with all the stuffin'.

This week's show starts out with O'Neill talking about what he'd do if he were to come into a lot of money. Danish talks about a UFC's fighter tweet he saw and then describes an audio nightmare he had in a Walmart. Then, Danish describes a frightening experience he had on a family walk. After that, he talks about how his former apartment has major termite problems and the danger that could have brought him and his family. Switching gears, the fellas then discuss a crazy NFL story they had never heard about. After that, it's off to Indy to discuss the case of a serial pooper who's been targeting a local celebrity. Then, it's time to get the tissues out because it's a very SAD story about a celebrity. In a case of real story or fake: it's a man, a wife, a dog, and putrid farts. And, there's a true blue beach pony murder mystery! Then, it's a mixed bag ending with various topics. It's a good one.

We open this can of podcast deliciousness by discussing Steve Seagal's new movie (masterpiece), General Commander. Then, if you're squeamish, you're going to LOVE this next one because we talk about UFC fighter Bryce Mitchell's run-in with a drill. Spoiler alert: Bryce didn't win this fight. But he did live to tell about it, so there's that. We then talk about how a training partner of the Diaz brothers has found himself a position as an elected official in Lodi, CA!!!! What a win for California and America! USA, USA, USA! After that, we talk about what's been going down in John Little's neck of the woods (Oklahoma). This is a good one. Then, it's a law school student who tries to sue the people behind the bar exam. The lawsuit is pretty sweet (and articulated well). Then, speaking of John Little, he would love this next topic. It's about a man who is saved from a fire by his faithful pet parrot, Eric. What a heartwarming story! We also talk about a John Little patented move that could drive a man or woman crazy. We close 'er out with a "stag party" gone completely wrong/aggressive. Lightweight, baby!

The episode starts out with O'Neill issuing a warning about a new movie out there that will absolutely SHOCK you, so please take what he says seriously. Then, it's National Toy Hall of Fame time!!!!! Find out who the lucky inductees for 2020 are. And, here how the Hall of Fame speaks about the inductees. They praise these toys like they've never been praised before. After that, we discuss what MMA fighter Jon Jones has been up to and wonder if he's trying to become a vigilante or cop. Seagal better watch out. There may be a new law man in town! O'Neill talks about Halle Berry's strenuous training for some MMA movie she shot and talks about a certain fighter's pec that's got everyone theorizing about what could be going on. As if you're not already at the edge of your seat...there's more! We talk about a Russian oligarch who was dubbed "the Sausage King" was assasinated in his sauna. After that, for the first time ever, we cover gay penguins. About time, right? Better late than never. Then, we meet one of the slickest and trickiest criminals we've ever covered. This fella (last) named Harmon is one smoooooth operator. There's some brief comedy golf tournament talk, and we acknowledge why we most likely weren't invited. After that, it's a cautionary tale that we can all learn a little something from. To end it, it's a mishmash of topics and other stuff. Oh yeah.

O'Neill starts the show fired up out of the gate over these vicious "monkey labor" allegations against Thailand. We briefly discuss the Robert Kardashian hologram that everyone is asking for this holiday season. There's some brief MMA talk and even a quick discussion about a woman's relationship from the Real Housewives of Orange County (what range!). O'Neill switches gears by bringing up the lucrative business of VR p*rno. He also discusses Matty McConaughey's new book (seems like a must read!). Then, we talk about gorillas going wild at the San Diego Zoo with a quote from one of the biggest zoo lovers in the world! O'Neill mentions an MMA conspiracy theory. Also, we talk about a story that involves a man paying for "full contact" treatment with an animal. Spoiler alert: it didn't end well.

We jump right in with the martial art that's taking over the nation, Chair Jitsu. Then we talk some Keith Raniere. After that we dig into a couple of animal stories that take a dark turn. It's a very spooky Halloween edition of the D&O.

Danish opens up talking about a clip he randomly came across online. Then, a discussion about child trafficking breaks out. After that, we break down Bert Kreischer calling for people to say positive things about Tombone Morris. We talk about how that's not the right way to look at it and prove our point with some stories about the man, the myth, the moron. After that, we talk about a mountain lion stalking a jogger for six minutes (why didn't he just get a restraining order?!?). O'Neill tells a story of having a run-in with a bobcat. Danish talks about a guy running for office in Alaska: a Jewish bear killer. This gets us thinking about a great new TV show idea: Alaskan Jews. After, we try a new game: who would you rather have as your religious leader. It pits a dude who got a little cuckcoo on a flight vs. a guy who got freaky inside the church. Lastly, we briefly talk about a show that was a big Halloween bust on Netflix.

And it's another one (to quote Biggie Smalls). We start off with some light MMA talk. Even if MMA isn't your cup of tea, there's still a funny Mike Perry tidbit that will most likely tickle your fancy. O'Neill discusses why some people are upset with Chris Pratt (it's a REAL unfortunate set of circumstances). We then talk about how the Comedy Store doc failed to capture the true feel of the club (aka the late night shenanigans). Coming off our "Baby Shark" talk last week, a bunch of people sent in an article about some prison guards who got a little crazy with the song. Not cool, guys. Not cool. Then, it's just your average tale of a Russian reindeer herder who is almost killed via a sauna sneak attack. That story may bring you down, so after that, we discuss a geriatric ninja who's still got it. We wrap it up with one of the most heinous crimes we've ever discussed on the show. And put a bow on her cause this one's done.

HEEEEELLO!!!!!! This episode opens up with Danish talking about a song baby Barb has been craving that is driving him insane. It turns to some talk of the youtube sensation of Blippi. Danish then details a strange thing he recently saw at the beach. Danish gives an update on the whole Doc Rivers/Paul George scenario. Spoiler: it's not a happy ending (literally or figuratively for Doc). O'Neill discusses an article he saw that discusses stigmas that bisexual people face. Then, it's on to the animal kingdom! In this instance, some parrots got a little crazy, a little too crazy, for some animal park in England. O'Neill came across a man who had some info on the famous and infamous mountain lion, P-22. After that, we talk about a French dude who's shocked that kindergartners could be scared of him because he's covered head to toe in tats and wears contacts that make his eyes appear all black. O'Neill talks about seeing Brody Stevens in Due Date. After that, we loop back around to the animal kingdom! And it's more mountain lion talk, as a pervy lion in San Fran enjoys peeping on the local children. How do you top that? I'll tell you: with a guy who OD'ed on black licorice (no joke...it's dangerous!).

Big Earl is back, baby! As the title suggest, he ranks the best nipples in the UFC (men only, of course). He also tells us a story of a run-in with a celeb in hot yoga, and how he once got aroused during class because the teacher played with his ears. He talks about his budding Tik Tok career, and pitches us a bunch of jokes he's written (spoiler alert: they're all unreal!). If you like the movie Predator and Big Earl, then you definitely have to listen to this. If you don't, you have to listen to it. So, you have to listen to it either way, so JUST DO IT ALREADY!

Danish opens this one up by talking about a story he hear about the UFC fighter, Jan Blachowicz. He also discusses a new problem in his neighborhood. O'Neill tells a story of a recent good deed he performed. Danish then describes a woman he sees on his family walks and how he thinks she's deteriorating mentally. THEN, you may want to get some tissues ready because this next part is a TEARJERKER! It will jerk those tears right out of your eyes. It's an article about how hard it is to be rich. And, it will make you so sad for these people. Then, it's a story of how eBay employees tried to exact revenge on a couple who was blogging negative things about the company. They take it to bizarre levels very quickly. After that, it's on to drunk monkeys causing havoc in India, or just one in particular. This thing went on a long reign of terror before being caught. Sticking with animals attacking, there's a story out of Thailand that is like the Jaws of going to the bathroom. It will never be the same. And then, it's some random miscellaneous items to wrap up the show. And, that's about it.

The episode start out with a bang when Danish shares a story about something that went down at the primaries in New Hampshire. This one is extra special because he knows an eyewitness who was there to witness the monumental event in all its glory. After that, it's more tom foolery and harry craziness in Danish's neighborhood. Citizens are at odds! Then, the dudes take aim at gender reveal parties, and especially take exception with ones that start huge forest fires. Danish asks O'Neill if he heard what's being said about ol' Odell Beckham Jr., and then they discuess what's being alleged about him. After that, there are more allegations! This time, against retired rapper, Joe Budden. And these aren't good either, folks. O'Neill talks about his new favorite rapper, someone who goes by the name cocaine (not a joke, well, the name isn't, at least). Her lyrics are amazeballs. Why did people ever stop saying such an awesome sauce phrase? I guess we'll never know. Then, we discuss a story about a dastardly woman who tried to frame her boy toy, Ivan Rico, for a crime he did NOT commit. We end the show with some talk about street fights and MMA. And that does it for episode 263. Another one in the books. Mmm hmmm.

Howdy doodie, dudes. This one starts off with Danish telling O'Neill the latest and not-so-greatest that's going down in his neighborhood. After that, the fellas discuss Netflix's Dating on the Spectrum. The conversation just may surprise you. After that, it's off to Thailand for a story about a woman and a tiger. It all went down at a zoo. Intrigued? Good, you should be. Then, a national STAR, aka a guy who's an Abe Lincoln impersonator, really dropped the ball and embarrassed the rest of the people in the presidential impersonation game. That leads us into a talk about presidents and secret service men. We end it with some brief MMA talk. And then, it's just another one in the books.

Oh yeah (said like the Macho Man), it's another great episode of the D+O podcast!!!!!!! We start out by talking about future plans for the show. Then, we get into how some people we know could dominate the Onlyfans landscape. We briefly touch on how Eleanor is a harbinger of death and destruction. Danish asks O'Neill if he's heard of a HOT new comedy club that's opening up in his hometown. Danish then talks about disturbing new trend that's happening in his neighborhood. He also tells O'Neill about some crazy NBA drama that isn't being reported on or advertised properly. A convo about international travel and religious Jewish people having problems being seated next to women breaks out, and that leads to a discussion about Amish people going to Mexico for surgical procedures. A woman who's in Brazilian goverment is discussed, and this one has us scratching our heads at every turn. No, it didn't give us lice. It's just that baffling. Duh. We end the show talking about former MMA fighter, Jason "Mayhem" Miller getting in trouble with the law once again.

This week's episode kicks off with D+O (neither of them write this, hi!, this is Barb, not the baby one, the grown one) with a brief discussion of the crazy fires/firenadoes going on in California right now. Then, the fellas (that's what I call them) talk about something from last show that really RUINED THEIR WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then, it's time to talk some Stevie boy Seagal, and how he made Daniel Cormier lose his fight against Stipe Miocic. Also, they talk about the unbelievable ending to Steve's new movie. Spoiler he's in great shape and has never looked or fought better. Well, maybe at least since back in the day at the Wagon Wheel, where it all started. After that, the hombres move on and start discussing Manute Bol's son, Bol Bol. This leads to wondering how tall the rest of the Bol family is/was. You MUST hear the answers. There were some VERY tall Bol women. Then, it's on to an evergreen topic: Ari Shaffir's time spent as a practice player for a division 1 women's basketball team in college. Danish talks about a real whodunit in his neighborhood with a BIG prize on the line. What's that noise? It's a horse story! Woooo wooo! Then, it's another whodunit! This time, the gang heads to Vegas to figure out who stole a world record winning item. O'Neill takes a shot at the teenagers of 2020 for failing to deliver on a prank. Danish talks about a phone call he recently had with national treasure, Brian Holtzman. After that, there's some talk of bull pizzles, homeless encampments, rivalries, and much much more. Okay. Ciao! -Barb

O'Neill starts this one out by talking about Lou Gomez's latest opponent. He weighs in with some personal insight and what he thinks the outcome will be. Then, John McAfee is up to his old tricks. This time, he pulls an awesome prank in an airport by using an interesting item as a face mask. What a wild card! Danish talks about the passing of the former wrestler (and Big Earl favorite) Kamala. Then, Danish drops a bombshell...the pool, his one place of comfort and eternal happiness in a sometimes cruel world conspired against him (along with Baby Barb)!!!! As if that's not bad enough, a poor Mexican bear (actually, not sure if the bear is Mexican or moved there from somewhere else, just saying) was NOT treated fairly. Then, it turns into a real free-for-all with a grab bag of good times: MMA talk, the PR push for Mike Tyson, Schaub-man discussion and analysis. You know what I'm talking about. We didn't coast to the finish line of the show. We sprinted through that sumbiscuit.

Jiminy Christmas, we're back at it once again. O'Neill starts us out by talking about a documentary called Tread that he recently watched. Danish talks about seeing a John Little doppelganger at the grocery store and calling Mr. Anti-Seatbelt himself to discuss it. O'Neill takes a victory lap for his hometown making msnbc's top 10 historic American cities list (more on Valparaiso later in the show!). Danish briefly talks about the Last Dance (Michael Jordan doc...and yes, he knows he's behind on this, just give the guy a break already!). Schaubery alert? Danish shares a story about the NBA player Lou Williams to see if Schaubery is in fact being commited. O'Neill can't take stupid internet sensations anymore and talks about a swimmer getting the limelight for an "accomplishment". Sick of not hearing about Marty Janetty on podcasts (he's a former wrestler if you're not familiar). Well, fear not, he's in the news and needs to be discussed, and discussed he shall be! O'Neill gives a quick review on Michael Phelps' HBO documentary about Olympians and suicide. He also is happy Kindergarten Cop is finally getting some backlash. And, back to Valpo! A teacher there is in some hot water. Not literally, you weirdos. It's a saying! Danish talks a little 90 Day Fiance and talks about a fascinating man on the show. Goop alert! Goop alert! What's Gwyneth up to? Listen to the Goop Report and find out.

Heavens to Betsy, Philadelphia's state treasure and the heiress to the 7-up cake fortune, Eleanor J. Kerrigan, joins us on the show!!!! What ensues is a nearly two hour barn-burner of hilarity and insanity. Hear what priceless advice the great Brian Holtzman has for Eleanor (hint, it has something to do with the episode's title). As always, a good time was had by all. Oh, and we also expose a certain comic for being involved in a disgusting group. Listen while it's hot; that way, it's still crispy around the edges and warm in the middle.

Welcome back or welcome to the Danish and O'Neill podcast. On this episode, Danish starts out by talking about seeing a headline about a woman on Onlyfans that blew his mind. This leads him to discussing something else that blew his mind: a 19 year old Tik Tok'er being signed to a lucrative podcasting deal. What a time to be alive! O'Neill talks about some time he recently spent at a compound in the desert. Then, there's some pontification about whether a recent fart video that's touched people around the world is fake or not. Danish asks O'Neill if he's seen the online debate about whether fictional characters would be pro-Trump or not. O'Neill talks about a rule he has for driving and coins a new term that will probably take the world by storm. Up next, it's a story of a man making love to...not an animal! but something else that will definitely make you wonder. Then, there's some clown motel talk. Ya know, just your usual clown motel discussion. Upset that the dude in the aforementioned story wasn't into animals? Well, we make it up by talking about a woman who now identifies and makes a living as a cat. To close the show, we talk about a hot, new trend that's sweeping across Russia. It will change how you look at marriage proposals forever.

As the title suggests, we had Brendon Walsh of the World Record Podcast (check it out!) on the show. We started off talking a little about Howard Stern and listening to him growing up. We also talked about prank phone calls, and Brendon discussed some of the calls he's made on his podcast. We asked him what it was like touring with Doug Stanhope, and he shared some stories of his time on the road. O'Neill mentions seeing some of Brendon's shenanigans on Twitter, and he told us about the pros and cons of spending time on online tom foolery. Danish mentions seeing a bit of Brendon's years ago but thinking about it from time to time (mainly while in the shower). If you're wondering, the title of the show may have a little something to do with this. Sorry, Geno Hackman. He also tells us about one of the most rewarding and craziest things he's done onstage. We reminisce a little about the great Brody Stevens and even find time to discuss a young lady who's found an interesting way to make six figures online. O'Neill and Brendon share stories about staring down the barrel of a gun. It was a fun conversation, and we enjoyed ourselves. So, you should enjoy yourself listening to it.