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O'Neill leads it off talking about Halloween costumes that have been deemed inappropriate and off-limits. Danish mentions a recent video he saw online with some gorillas having a little too much fun at the zoo in front of onlookers. Then, the HBO documentary series, "The Way Down" is discussed. The leader of the religious group's hairdo is broken down and analyzed (it's that good!). After that bit of tom foolery, we move on and discuss how one Shaman started a huge fire. Was bear urine involved? You betcha! Also, the most frivolous lawsuit is discussed. Hear how one woman is trying to get some money out of Geico. Speaking of the bizarre, wasting people's time, and hairdos, we talk about a Mexican rapper/reggaeton artist, who decided to really spice things up in the hair department. And we're talking REALLY spice things up. We close it with some VR adult film talk and other miscellaneous topics. And that'll do it.

It's a Halloween edition of Danish and O'Neill! Remember, please check candy for razors, foreign objects, and other tom foolery! We start the show with a quick update on a topic from episode 318: Chuck Liddell's arrest. We set the record straight, as Chucky wasn't charged with anything. That leads us right into talking about Connie Mac making headlines again by allegedly assaulting an Italian DJ (one who lives in Italy, not some guy in Long Island or the Jersey Shore). Then, there's a SPOOKY update about friend of the show, John J. Little. Please, send peaceful non-ghost/non-dog attack vibes John's way during this trying time. And also thoughts and prayers to the poor maintenance man at his hotel, too! After that, it's the classic example of a lawyer trying a hilarious Halloween prank (that others didn't find very funny at all). After that, it's the mysterious case of a ninja, who causes chaos during a military training exercise. Can this man be stopped? What does he want? Do you know who he is? What about his family? These questions will make sense if you listen. If they don't, ask a listening buddy for help, and they'll explain it. Then, it's off to the Daddy Man's favorite place, Tik Tok, where a woman details a not-so-nice Halloween trick she was on the receiving end of. Speaking of tricks, another laaaaady, ran onto a football field of minors wearing nothing but a scarf. Hear her defense and see if you side with her. Who knows, maybe you'll be on the jury! You can never be too prepared. This somehow leads into a long riff-athon about what it would be like if Earl "the Daddyman" Skakel went to prison. We end with a quick Dog the "bounty hunter" (that should ALWAYS have to be in quotations...you know why!) update. This one will fit nicely in your pillowcase or plastic pumpkin full of candy. 

Hey, it's me, episode 318. I start off with the guys giving an update on the John Little paranormal situation. John is looking into the hair hauntings! After that, the dudes discuss Bill Shatner going into space at 90 years old (or young, depending on how you look at life). There's some brief space talk, which takes us right into Demi Lovato's hot new show about extraterrestrials. Hear what word she feels should NOT be used to refer to them. Take note, everyone. This is important. That leads into some talk about the Amazon docu-series, LuLaRich. Then, it's on to some sad news. Dog the Bounty Hunter hurt his ankle and can't pretend to look for a fugitive. Get well soon, Dog! After that, hear what one teacher did to protest mandatory vaccines. It's definitely an out-of-the-box approach. We end with a little MMA talk and by talking about the childlike beauty and wonder of GSP. 

We open up this week by briefly explaining our two week absence. After that, O'Neill has a paranormal update involving a friend of the show! It will have you questioning everything you thought you knew. Danish also has an update about a friend of the show (hint: mamamamamama!). Then, it's some news and notes from around the MMA world (Nick Diaz vs. Lawler, GSP, Jon Jones). Danish talks about the book Mindhunter, which details John Douglas, an FBI trailblazer when it came to psychological profiling. Staying in the world of law enforcement, or in this case "law enforcement", we discuss Dog the Bounty Hunter turning a manhunt into a PR opportunity. There's some talk of Dave Chappelle's latest special. The show closes with Danish talking about some foul-mouthed middle schoolers hanging out at a park for young children. We talk about a way to deter them from using bad language...bringing in the filthiest comics we know to teach them a little about the art of swearing.

Ooooooh yeah! This week, we start off talking about the much anticipated new season of Dancing with the Stars. Who's on the cast? Who got snubbed? Tune in for details! That conversation perfectly flows into the next one like a beautifully rich red wine. Because Brian Austin Green is on the upcoming DWTS season, and his ex-wife, Megan Fox, is busy galivanting around town with rapper/actor, Machine Gun Kelly. They enjoy posting "edgy" photos. Why? Who knows? Then, the show makes history: for the first time, we hear a new defense in the case of a teacher having a relationship with a student. What is it? Weeeeeeeell, I'm not going to spoil it for you. So, stop being a lazy Susan and listen and find out some info. After that, some super intelligent Taco Bell employees make a few bad decisions that just may come back to bite them in the beeeee-hind. After that, it's the classic case of police being called because a pet chimp has broken out of its cage inside someone's home. This one gets crazy. Listener discretion is advised. After that, we give you a pretty solid reason to never go skydiving in the Stockton, CA area. That leads us into the story of a high school coach who disciplined a player in a very strange manner. We finish up with a brief convo about overly aggressive coaches. And that'll do it. Another one in the books.

We start off talking about the upcoming fight between Vitor Belfort and Evander Holyfield (this was recorded before the fight took place). We talk about the new genre of freak show boxing and what a circus this particular card is. Then, it's on to a MAJOR controversy that no one has the guts to talk about: actors wearing fat suits. It's time to put a stop to this! After that, it's off to Fresno, where a dude got a DWJ (listen to find out what that stands for). After that, we head to Utah, where an angry citizen thinks a government official should change his last name because it's profane.  

Show starts talking about a big star appearing at the La Jolla Comedy Store! We have it on good authority that the shows were hilarious and heroic. There's some quick Pazuzu wrap-up talk because O'Neill finished the doc, "The Stranger You Know" on Hulu. Then, it's a Dassey family BOMBSHELL! It's a piece of information that has somehow evaded us for all these years. The Dassey/Avery family tree is more intertwined than you think! After that, it's on to another legednary family: the Bounty Hunters, as in the Dog the Bounty Hunters. There's a controversy in the family (shocker!), and the Dog is on the defensive. Hear his intelligent takes. And also, keep in mind he's 33 1/3 Apache when you listen. That really comes into play here. The hits keep on coming on this episode because we then move on to world renowned scumbag, Steven Seagal. Hear why he's in hot water once again. We end with a BANG when we discuss a must hear update on a topic we covered a while back. This episode will blow your socks clean off so please consider listening in flip flops.

BIG NEWS! O'Neill starts us off with a bombshell: he had his first mountain lion sighting. He's getting closer to P-22. Slow and steady. To promote Eleanor Kerrigan's new album, "Lady Like", we review the track titles from it. Next, we discuss how a reality show powerhouse of a man destroys DeWitt in a squat competition. Spoiler alert: there's a special call from DeWitt later in the episode to discuss this, and he puts us in our place with some sage wisdom. Then, it's a first on the show: a drive-by hawking! Some dude in what is believed to be the UK filmed himself throwing a hawk out of a car to hunt and kill other birds. Is this cool? Lazy hunting? Hear our discussion on this important matter that is taking over the headlines in 2021. Then, we talk about what one of the Kardashian/Jenners gave her daughter for her birthday. It's a strange present. One that most of us got to experience for free (unfortunately). That leads to a discussion about celebrity spending habits and excess. After that, we talk about the man who was the baby on the cover of Nirvana's "Nevermind" album. It turns out, he didn't like being out there for the world to see and is now suing the band for damages. Danish talks about a documentary series he just watched on Hulu called "The Devil You Know". During that segment, we get a call from DeWitt to ask about his squatting prowess (remember that from the beginning - are you even still paying attention?). We finish by talking about Only Fans reversing their decision about banning adult content and we review a top ten list of the highest earners on the site.

The show kicks off with some light Stevie Seagal bashing but quickly turns into the topic of making California king bunk beds. After that, we transition into talking about how delusional and desperate Conor McGregor has become, and we highlight some of his latest antics. We also talk about how many different groups of brothers that have become pro fighters and talk about what a big draw it would be if they fought. Then, we discuss a Christian woman who has found the ultimate niche, a religious Only Fans account. Hear all about her holy rollin' approach to being scantily clad. After that, we highlight friend of the show, Brandon Schaub's whiskey. Since he's a comic we respect and look up to, that leads us into talking about how Damon Wayans wants to go up against Dave Chappelle in a Verzuz battle. That gets our wheels turning, and we talk about different comedic match-ups and the overall Verzuz show. We stay in the comedy world and talk about a clip someone sent us of Big Earl saying we used to make comedians cry. We debunk that myth! We also discuss the ceremony that we recently held for Brody Stevens and had some ideas that could spice up tributes to him. Then, there's a complete left turn! A listener sent in an email talking about how a friend had inside knowledge about a story we recently discussed. What is it? Listen to find out. After that, we talk about a horse thief! Hear this unbelievable tale of tom foolery and stupidity. We also detail a video where a man feeds a ton of wild raccoons, and O'Neill tells of the dangers of this sort of behavior. Speaking of dangers, Danish describes a brief snippet he saw on a true crime show that talked about Jeffrey Dahmer. There's some brief true crime podcast talk as well. Then, it's a hot couple, who lives like they're stuck in the 1930's! Who wouldn't want to do that? This show has a little something for everyone so share it with your friends, colleagues, and loved ones.

This week starts off with a very special PSA from Big Earl Skakel, concerning how to behave if you happen to be lucky enough to get a ticket to one of his shows. He wants the dogs called off (they were never called, but you get it). This leads to a discussion about why D+O listeners yell out "mamamama" and "pew" when Earl is onstage and what he should do about it. Danish excitedly describes a kid he saw, who he thinks may have a bright future (on a particular TLC show). That segues right into the sad loss of a TLC star. Don't worry, they probably already have somebody waiting in the wings. TLC is always prepared and have a deep bench. We congratulate the UFC fighter who called out the living legend Hasbulla after his recent win and then take a quick opportunity to take some shots at Connie Mac (always warranted and fun). Speaking of taking shots, we turn our attention to Nick Cannon, who is never afraid to say/do stupid things. In this case, it's his take on fatherhood that is discussed. Speaking of father of the year candidates, we also discuss Future and his take on being a Dad. Then, it's the ongoing drama from the American Pickers cast. Are you team Wolfe or team Fritz, or team who gives a...? Has Frank gone off the deep end? Who's to blame? You be the judge! Exciting food update! None other than food God Guy Fieri was given the task of coming up with an exciting food item for the big Field of Dreams MLB game. You won't believe what the frosted tip Fieri came up with! We end it with a classic case of a pigeon race getting out of control. Be careful at the pigeon races, folks. Apparently, they can be dangerous! Find your perfect mattress at HelixSleep.com/dando

Hey there, ho there, hi there. This episode starts off with some news about the show's fave comic. After that, Danish talks about seeing Snoop Dogg do some Olympic coverage for NBC. That leads into Danish talking about the Woodstock 99 documentary that's on HBO Max. It's a real doozy. That weekend made Fyre Festival look like a utopia. O'Neill discusses a show he watched on HBO Max as well, an animated show called Prince. After that, it's finally time for a Jean-Claude Van Damme update! Eat your obese heart out, Seagal. JCVD is a real man's man, and people still clamor to see him! After last week's shocking info about American Pickers, O'Neill drops a Frank Fritz bombshell! This situation is getting UGLY. And that wraps up another unbelievable episode. 

Howdy to you and yours. This week, we open up with a little MMA talk. We talk about Connie McGregor and his latest antics. Danish reveals that Miesha Tate was breastfeeding all week before her recent fight while doing media obligations. That leads us into some (anti) Olympics talk. Hear about the breastfeeding controversy. Speaking of controversy, we discuss Simone Biles and even get into the "twisties". Who knew you'd get your gymnastics fix on this show?!? After that, Danish talks about an interesting experience he had a militant public pool. Hear all about the over the top lifeguards and how they were abusing their power. From there, we transition into some American Pickers talk. Mike Wolfe has a new lady, and Frank Fritz is on the outs?!? Woa! Explosive stuff. Back to Olympic talk: hear what one athlete blamed their positive PED test on. It's hog wild. Speaking of hog wild, we cover an article about a pilot who got out of control on a flight. O'Neill shares something bizarre he encountered on a recent flight. Then, we wrap it up with some odds and ends. And that's the show. Yesiree. 309, in the books!

www.beachcopspodcast.com https://www.patreon.com/beachcops On this very special edition of the podcast, it's a Beach Cops infused episode of D+O. That's right; we're joined by none other than the third member of the Beach Cops podcast, Andrew DeWitt! We discuss all sorts of important issues and topics. For instance, we introduce the listeners to a Beach Cops topic: people getting stuck in donation bins. We really examine this problem and offer up ideas on how to prevent it. We also discuss snakes slithering through plumbing and ending up in your toilet. Speaking of toilets, Andrew tells us about his record-setting bathroom experience, and we accuse him of shenanigans. We even get into jazz musicians, and O'Neill makes up a cool new instrument, the trumpis. Also, we have some ideas on how to play awesome practical jokes on the TSA and an innovative idea that could just change the way people fly. Just like Beach Cops, this one gets wild and crazy but in the best of ways.

This one kicks off with a bang, as we discuss how America's Got Talent was able to land a HUGE contestant. After that, it's breaking American Pickers news, and it pertains to the show's alpha, Mike Wolfe. Danish talks about an audience member he encountered at the Comedy Store during his set. Her choice of clothing or lack therof certainly raised many questions. Then, it's a little MMA talk: we get into Connie McGregor's demise. We also cover his post fight antics and allegations. After that, it's a sad Making a Murderer update (a lot of TV talk on this episode). The bad news just keeps on comin'...we're sad to report that the world's tallest horse, Big Jake, has passed away. Please don't ask the date he passed because his owner does NOT want him remembered by a date, you insensitive ghouls. We somehow start discussing Cardi B and her daughter's expensive jewelry. O'Neill expresses his true feelings about the olympic games. We finish it up by talking about this and that and a little reality TV.

Once again, we're joined by Eleanor Kerrigan, aka Iggy, El-El Cool K, and Big E! She starts out by telling us about some exciting gigs she has in the near future and mentions how one is byoc (bring your own chairs). Hear how her brothers managed to mess this up the last time she was at this place. Also, hear about Eleanor's "clubbing" days, and about an encounter she allegedly had with a celebrity. Eleanor tells us about what it's like to go on the road with Brian Holtzman. There's the pressure of filming his Instagram videos, intense games of cornhole, and much, much more! There's a quick debate over whether Bill Cosby was a funny comic. That leads us into talking about Bill being released from prison. After that, Eleanor describes what it's like to go mattress shopping with the Dice man (OH!). And, she talks about how her family handled her break-up with the king of leathah (Uncle Dice!). Eleanor has a close encounter with her hero and love interest, Sly Stallone. We also learn something we didn't know about Eleanor and her family...they're like the Wu Tang Clan and have fifty nicknames each. Eleanor has some real doozies. The learning doesn't stop there because Eleanor teaches us some fun facts about Bruce Willis and tells us about how she angered a podcast host recently. We also find a little time to talk about one of our favorites from the Comedy Store. Here's a hint: "WEEEEEELL..." Eleanor is feelin' it lately and talks about the confidence she gained from being hit on by the "hot" homeless guy in her neighborhood. And, we get a call from one of Eleanor's 6 brothers and a few more Kerrigan family tales to boot.  Find your perfect mattress at HelixSleep.com/dando

Brian Holtzman joins us on this week's show, and he was in rare form! Hear about his wild karaoke nights in Austin, Texas and find out what sets him off about the local news! Is he into the Rolling Stones? You'll find out on this episode. Want to know what he was like when he worked as a dog catcher? Also on this episode. Does he randomly bark like a dog and break into song? Yeah, he does. Find out the secondhand advice he got from Doug Stanhope that really resonated with him. As always, it's a wild Holtzman ride, but it will have you laughing from beginning to end.

O'Neill starts it off this week by commenting on the intro song we played and saying that Dave Chappelle loves to sing "Creep" by Radiohead. He once even heard him sing it twice in a row while doing karao-kay at the Comedy Store holiday party. That leads into a quick discussion of Mick Jagger and Dave Grohl's HIT song, "Eazy Sleazy". After that, there's some sad news. Hammock legend, John McAfee, who once big-timed the show by not coming on, has passed away. We talk about his legacy and various theories about his death. Then, Danish talks about his second bear sighting! Bears galore in his new area!!! Also, a random woman in a parking lot rooted for Danish's death (or serious injury). Hear what that's all about on THIS show. Meanwhile, some random pedestrian decided to tell O'Neill where to park his car. That segues nicely into a video someone sent us about two larger women who wanted diapers that made them feel more attractive to the opposite sex. We talk about Eleanor J. Kerrigan and Brian Holtzman being in Reno to perform together (separately but on the same show, don't get crazy). Then, we bring up something not many have talked about for some reason: former MMA champ, Anderson Silva, fighting a pro boxer (not like these youtuber fellas!). That leads us into talking about Big Earl's couch and old TV. After that, it's time to report on the Redneck Rave! It sounds like it was a WILD time. And then, it's time for another sports story! Hear what a Minister allegedly did to former Cubs player, Ben Zobrist. It's not very minister-ly. O'Neill talks about a story on minor league baseball players he saw on HBO's "Real Sports" (lot of sports talk this episode!). There's some Pokemon talk and some park talk, as Danish talks about bringing baby Barb to playgrounds. We finish off by talking about the greatest youtube star ever, Hasbulla! He's an international superstar. And, he owns a pet monkey!

We start out episode 3 oh 3 by talking about the 2 oh 9's own, Nate Diaz. We discuss his most recent fight and a piece ESPN wrote about him. Then, it's a California teenager vs. a bear on a wall! Who reigns supreme? After that, we talk about how Bill Cosby refuses therapy, which would get him out of prison. Then, it's off to Russia to talk about Hasbulla, the Russian social media STAR, who also happens to own a pet monkey (and he looks like a child, despite being a teenager). Speaking of Russia, Stevie Seagal joined a Kremlin political party. He's as awesome a guy as ever! O'Neill talks about rewatching some episodes of Seagal's "reality" show, Lawman. We move from Seagal to an Austrian soldier, who got a tattoo on an unusual body part. And, it's not the nicest tattoo. In another case of man vs. beast, this time, a diver allegedly gets swallowed by a whale! We end by talking about the s-storm Chrissy Teigen has found herself in lately. And that's all she wrote! Right now, visit CREDIT KARMA DOT COM SLASH WIN MONEY to open your free account and start winning Instant Karma. 

We're joined by Kevin Biggins, who's a comic and writer (Family Guy!). We've been writing a TOP SECRET project with him for six months, and this is the first time we met him in person. What a meeting it was!  We discussed all sorts of titilating topics. We opened up talking about living in close proximity to your neighbors. We ask Kevin about his last name, and he shares some stories about it. There's also some bathroom etiquette conversation and stories. Kevin talks about his freshman year roommate and shared some interesting fun facts about him. He also shares a story about weeping from beauty in Hawaii. Kevin brings up phrases and words he doesn't like. He talks about how he got his job at Family Guy, and how he climbed the ladder to become a writer there. He even discusses how one renegade quit the gig. Kevin admits it wasn't always smooth sailing for him and gets into a story about how he was dumped in the 8th grade for being a prude. As a man who lives in Danish's original LA neighborhood, Kevin sees a lot of sights and sounds on the streets and tells us about a man he recently came across. It was a first meeting for the ages.

As the tite suggests, yes, Big Earl is back!!! And, he's better than before! For the first time in a LONG time, we get to hang out with none other than the Daddyman. We catch up and hit all the major topics you'd want us to with Big Earl: Varvatos pants, Sweet Cheeks, , Cameo, and run-ins with D+O listeners, etc. Does he have an axe to grind on this episode? Listen and find out for yourself. But spoiler alert, yes. Yes, he does. Who's it with? No spoiler alerts there. As always, it's a great episode when the Skake's in the building.

O'Neill starts off the festivities by saying that he's got a flasher in his neighborhood. He's taking to the streets to solve the case. Danish shares a funny text he got from the Daddyman, Earl Skakel. Then, we kick it up a notch by talking about Russia's new ambassador, Stevie boy Seagal, who was sent to Venezuela on a goodwill mission. Sadly, this is NOT a joke. Guy Fieri and the Tiger King both made recent power plays (not hockey related), and the fellas discuss them. A BRAVE woman goes on Tik Tok to confess to something she did 8 years ago, and it's empowering other women to do the same. Speaking of power plays, Nick Diaz is training some new "fighters"! Then, it's on to farm talk because two landowners get in a property dispute, and one takes a drastic measure. After that, we whisk away to Kid Rock's honky tonk bar and grille in Nashville, where one customer did the unthinkable! Also, we cover an elderly woman who's a serial stowaway on flights. And that's the 300th episode, folks!

As the title suggests, we are joined by Eleanor Kerrigan. We cover a variety of topics, including Eleanor's family, Comedy Store stuff, Diceman, yam bags, lifeguarding, accents, and much, much more! As per usual, Eleanor really nailed her appearance on the show, which will pay dividends for her career. 

For the first time in forever (to quote the classic movie Frozen), we're back recording in the same geographic location again! Rejoice!!! We open up with a sad announcement made by one of the greats in the comedy business. Danish shares some advice he heard experts are trying to spread in India. O'Neill asks if there's an uptick in people reading while walking. He also shares a run-in he had while hiking. We got a tiger on the loose in the Houston area! It's still at large (and most likely livin' large). Danish talks about a video that someone sent on Twitter, which was of a monkey answering a door in Russia and paying for pizza. "In Russia"....! Danish shares a new fighter that he enjoys: Jiri Prochazka. He is a sight to behold! That gets us into a conversation about Diego Sanchez, and his new trainer, who uses some unconventional training techniques to say the least. We head to Australia, where someone complains about their neighbor making too much noise while making love. We talk about Brian Holtzman for a little and then transition into Mother's Day. We wrap it up with some random topics. All in all, it's a good one.

We talk to the legend Brian Holtzman via Zoom from Austin, Texas.

This week, Danish starts out the festivities by talking about a girl who came on to him in middle school. That leads to a conversation about middle school relationships. Then, it's a homecoming dance that ROCKS the world with felony arrests. Here the sordid details! It will change your life and how you look at the world. After that, we get into the voice of the octagon in the UFC, Bruce Buffer, doing birth announcements on Cameo. We move on to a BIG SPREAD on the nicest guy in the world, Guy Fieri (supposed to be pronounced Fiedi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!). Speaking of celebs, we discuss Hilary Duff talking about having her nine year old present for her homebirth and how this has become a "thing" out there (not her talking about it, but people are including their kids in home births). It's a quick hitter this week, but it's as powerful as ever! Also, there will be a Brian Holtzman bonus episode coming at'cha this week.

We were supposed to have a guest this week, but it fell through! We open the show by talking about a new TLC show (they've done it again, folks!). It's called "Extreme Sisters", and the title is right on the money. These sisters are EXTREMELY close. All sorts of weird situations unfold on this show, and we explore hypotheticals and scenarios that TLC has caused to stir in our brains. After that, we move on to a sixth grader's science project that will absolutely change the world. This kid is going places, ladies and gentlemen! O'Neill talks about a documentary he saw all about cons and explains "scam rap". That leads us into a scandal that involves Goop (one of the best candle companies out there). Learn about OMing and the allegedly shady details that it entails. And that will wrap up another edition of the Danish and O'Neill podcast. 

The episode kicks off with a quick plug for friends of the show, Eleanor J. Kerrigan and Brian Holtzman, who will be doing a gig in Reno in June. Then, there are a few listener emails regarding topics we discussed last week. After that, we discuss about a video that went viral that is a classic man vs. beast battle. In this case, it's a dude going toe-to-toe with a bobcat. That keeps us satiated for a while, but alas, we move on and talk about a judge in Bermuda who's as honest as they come. Danish brings up a famous youtuber who allegedly seriously injured his friend in some stunt. After that bad news, we needed to pick our spirits up. What better way than discussing a man going on a 400 mile run in a teddy bear costume? Danish briefly talks about a Hulu docuseries called Sasquatch. We close by going over the circus that was Jake Paul versus Ben Askren. 

O'Neill opens the show with a gondola confession (hence the show's title). Hear what disturbed the poor, unsuspecting gondola worker. Danish tells of his experience in Party City. They sure know how to party! This leads into a conversation about different levels of customer service and when it's too much. Then, there's some brief MMA talk as we discuss the latest with the drama king, Connie Mac McGregor. After that, we read possibly the greatest quote of all time. It's from DMX, and it's about his overall thoughts on Steven Seagal. Then, we move on to a neighborhood dispute over a minature frog statue. It gets heated! Who's right? Who's wrong? Whose frog? Also, we're super proud to announce that we're rising up the ranks of stuffed animal f'ing podcasts! Yup, we got another one of those this week. Look at us soar! Following last week's dyphallia story, we now discuss a woman with two v's! Then, it's the story that's dividing Cincinatti...are there, or are there not monkeys on the loose there? Spoiler alert: it's inconclusive. We wrap it up with some news and notes and random what have you's that are on our minds.

The show opens with O'Neill talking about a giant lizard running amok in a 7-11 in Thailand. Danish chimes in with a gruesome story involving a recent MMA fight. O'Neill then brings up a recent road rage incident that took place in Los Angeles. Then, it's a soap opera style wedding! It took place in China and has more twists and turns than an old country road (and buffet, hiyo!). Fake doctor news!!!!! This time, a fake doctor was practicing in Jacksonville, Florida and drinking Four Loko on the job (not a joke). After that, we move on to a racy teacher in Wales, who just couldn't bite his tongue about anything, and shockingly, it came back to bite him. This leads us into talking about some of our own teachers and where they may have gone wrong as well. We also talk about the pressing issue that is the photo SCANDAL involving Khloe Kardashian. Justice for Khoe!!!!! After that, there's a Big Earl update. He's living the dream! Speaking of living the dream, a new world record holder was recently born! Look up what the title of this episode means for a spoiler. Or just listen and find out. Pick your poison. And that takes us through the end of the episode. And there she is, folks! This week's show.  

We kick this one off hot and heavy with a little mma talk, noting that Nate Diaz will be back in the octagon in 2021. Danish asks O'Neill "what was I a part of last night" and gives him a scenario he was involved with at the grocery store. This sparks different theories, possibilities, and avenues of conversation. Then, it's on to a controversy with Amazon, where some drivers are saying they're not being given proper bathroom breaks. We add our own knowledge from our days as delivery drivers. That leads us into a convo about Jeff Bezos' ex-wife's new husband. After that, we discuss a pilot who gets caught on the air traffic controller channel going on a rant about people from San Francisco. Florida news alert! A dude gets a DUI and has a...support animal python in the passenger seat. O'Neill describes a painting he received in the mail from a listener. Then, it's a tale of a stolen truck and a battle between the thief and owner. Fight for that truck! Danish talks about people constantly challenging former NBA player, Brian Scalabrine. We also discuss ordinary people challenging extraordinary people. We end with some random shiz and biz, including a pal who loves to travel.

O'Neill opens up telling the sad tale of a Russian MMA fighter being in the wrong place at the wrong time. Danish shares a listener email someone sent in that's similar to something we recently spoke about. Danish shares a fun fact about the spring break in Miami situation and then brings up Kylie Jenner (who doesn't love some good KJ talk?!?). Then, there's a long awaited Tommy Morris update! About damn time. What's he been up to? Oh, you know, just living the dream. After that, there's some brief sports current event and MMA talk. Danish details a dream baby Barb had where she accused him of nefarious behavior. That segues perfectly (it actually does) into some quick GSP talk. O'Neill then shares a story about a relative of his listening to the show in front of a friend and the friend's father (oh boy!). After that, we discuss the man, the myth, the legend...a guy who's been dubbed the Bruce Wayne of animals, aka the horse meat vigilante: Richard Cuoto! What a horser! This guy is like the Steven Seagal of the horse lover's world. After all the beautiful animal talk, we then talk about someone up for the parent/liar of the year award. This lady is a GEM! By the way, both this and the horse vigilante are both straight outta Florida, so you know they're power-packed. And that's all there is to this week's show! Sorry for yelling; I just got excited.

Ho there! Danish opens it up with a story about a canine. He also mentions a docuseries he saw called Murder Among the Mormons. O'Neill matches that and talks about a doc he saw about a "bully" who terrorizes a small town. We keep 'er moving and talk about the tale of a dude who got caught buck naked in public in a compromising position with a pickle. Sticking with food, we also discuss a lawsuit that involves the restaurant Panda Express. The allegations are pretty wild. There's a quick update about a show favorite and also a quick hitter about a Danish woman who doesn't want to shave her stache or unibrow anymore and thinks that's the ticket to finding true love. Then, we talk about a dude who's metal af, and he even proves it by turning his uncle's remains (bones) into a guitar. Rock on! Another cool dude we talk about stole a slide from a playground and attached it to his kid's bunk bed. We finish it up with some quick car talk.

We start out the episode with a bear update via a listener email (we have a real bearer in our midst!).  This is groundbreaking bear news!  And a great tidbit you can throw out at your next dinner party (whether it's via Zoom or not). Staying on bears, we talk about the upcoming "cocaine bear" movie. Then, we briefly discuss censorship and all the recent warnings and cancellations. After that, we talk about a dude who got a little naughty with a stuffed animal in a Target. That leads us down many paths and has pondering a bunch of hypotheticals. Then, it's onto a quick update of a story we did a long back, about a doctor who sprinkled some cocaine on his genitals and killed an unsuspecting woman. After that, we have yet another Only Fans couple! The dude in this one is behind the camera, and he's real cocky about his lady and her magnetism. We then segue into some serious LOVE...Fieri family love. Hear Guy's tips for a long marriage and about when and how he started frosting his tips. That leads into a discussion of an article O'Neill found about a woman who takes her emotional support animal to skiing and motorcycle riding. We finish the show with a tale as old as time...a 24 year old running off with his baby mama's mama. And that's all she wrote for this week. Find your perfect mattress at HelixSleep.com/dando

O'Neill opens it up talking about his recent ski trip.  He encountered a guy on the ski lift who was a real tudy Judy.  Not to be outdone, Danish experienced some tude at the grocery store.  Then, Danish shares something disgusting he witnessed in the park with his family.   Then, there's an update from a recent story we reported on (yes, we're journalists!).  After that, we talk about a mother who got on Only Fans, which rubbed some the wrong way.  Danish has finally started watching Cobra Kai, so we discuss the show and world of Karate Kid.  Following that, we discuss people who think the recent snow in Texas is fake.  Speaking of Texas, there's a quick Brian Holtzman update/story.  After that, we share a truly frightening story that took place in an outhouse.  O'Neill caught some 1,000 Pound Sisters on TLC and shares his thoughts.  After that, it's some odds and ends to wrap up the episode.     Every purchase at MANSCAPED DOT COM goes towards contributions made to the Testicular Cancer Society. That’s 20% off with free shipping at manscaped.com and use code DANDO. Be the best ball handler this year with MANSCAPED™.

Danish starts it off this week by sharing an email he got from a listener.  O'Neill takes the baton from there and tells a story about something that happened to him on a hike.  Danish shares some news about Valparaiso University's mascot (O'Neill's from there...the place, not the University, in case you didn't know).  Then, the gents discuss a new Netflix docuseries called Crime Scene: The Vanishing at Cecil Hotel.  This leads us into talking about "web sleuths".  After that, we talk about a much talked-about issue recently: Gorilla Glue.  However, we don't talk about the woman who used it in her hair.  We discuss a man who didn't believe Gorilla Glue was that strong, so he set out to do his own Gorilla Glue challenge (what an idiot!).  Speaking of controversial topics: we delve into one next...Mexican bologna smuggling.  Enough is enough!  We finally address this HUGE problem.  Danish breaks a 1000 Pound Sisters story (TLC hit show if you don't know what it is).  After that, it's the classic story of bear conservationalists almost being mauled to death after releasing bears in Iraq.  We end by talking about Dana White, Ariel Helwani, and Gina Carano.  And that's episode 287 in a nutshell.  Don't worry, the episode wasn't actually made with peanuts, so you can listen to it even if you have a nut allergy.

Howdy, folks.  O'Neill leads it off by asking Danish if he happened to see the SNL bit that was allegedly taken from comedian, Ted Alexandro.  Danish turns the tables like a DJ by asking O'Neill if he saw the host of that week's episode's mother talking trash to his bullies from camp about him hosting.  Then, there's some much needed Georges St-Pierre discussion!  He's excited, and we talk about what's got him so pumped.  That leads us into a little MMA talk.  We even mention Stockton's finest citizens.  After that, we discuss a comedian who thought the word "giraffe" was "diraffe" until he was 23 years old.  Any guesses on who it could be?  That convo morphs into a brief discussion about HGH.  We transition into a revenge plot that must be heard to be believed.  It involves a disguise, a graveside visit, and dead animals.  The show is really bobbing and weaving at this point, and we keep that furied pace going by discussing an orgy that took recently took place in France.  After that, it's a topic that gets O'Neill's goat.  It involves playing cards.  From playing cards, we turn our attention to one of the most bizarre first day of work stories of all time.  We end with some random news and notes from around the world of stand up comedy.  And that's all she wrote for this week. Please remember: Subscribe to The Kelcey Ayer Show on Spotify, Apple, Stitcher, or wherever you listen to podcasts.

Episode 285'er!  Danish starts off talking about a little excursion he took with the fam.  Then, it's on to modern hunter and gatherers living in Washington state!  That leads us down many avenues of modern hunting and gathering.  After that, we discuss the mysterious case of a Slovakian hero, who did something outlandish to help the police detain a thief.  The show keeps moving and flowing, and Danish brings up The Confession Killer, a doc on Netflix.  We then perfectly segue into a story in Australia, where a man was so preturbed with a "malfunctioning" product he bought at an adult store that he decided to take matters into his own hands (by going down there...to the store...this could be misconstrued in a bunch of different ways).  That leads us into talking about "bogans" and track suits.  Then, we talk about a garbageman who was fired in the UK for kung fu kicking a kid's snowman.  Danish talks about a woman who got into it with LeBron James at an Atlanta Hawks game.  We head to South America after that to talk about a lawyer who got caught with his pants down (literally and figuratively) during a Zoom court case.  Danish asks O'Neill if he's heard about "Jewish space lasers".  After that, we get into a Priest who thought exorcisms could help people with their political views.  And that's this week's show, folks! Find your perfect mattress at HelixSleep.com/dando

For the first time in show history, stocks come up!  O'Neill talks about the market and what went on with Gamestop.  Danish shares a story about a man who commited the biggest forgotten password blunder of all time!  That leads us into a topic we know next to nothing about: Bitcoin.  After that, we move onto a story about Jon Jones, a Ring Cam, and some neighborhood kids.  That propels us into some brief Connie Mac talk.  The show continues with a little Larry King talk.  Up next, it's a teacher/student relation alert!  Hear one of the more bizarre legal strategies of all time in this case.  We follow that up with a story about a racehorse who couldn't win races because of a certain handicap. After that, we head to Mexico for a racy phone video gone very, very wrong.  We keep our passports out for a trip to China, where they're testing for Covid in an unusual manner.  Attention all Shroomfesters: do NOT emulate the guy we talk about next.  We close it out with a dude who got arrested for trying to free some horses.  That's all she wrote!

Danish leads 'er off by setting the record straight about one of the most famous hip hop songs of all time, "The Message".  O'Neill joins the party by setting the record straight about actoooooor, Ed O'Neill (aka Al Bundy...and no relation).  Ryan heard an interview where Eddie boy brags about his fighting prowess.  Apparently, he's a real street fighter like Ryu and Ken.  Then, it's time for a real Debbie Downer convo about a show that SHOULD HAVE HAPPENED: the Lizzie Maguire reboot.  What a travesty!!!!!  Then, realizing the show needs something uplifting, Danish talks about a heartwarming video he saw on the internet.  We also talk about the a true crime docu-series on Netflix: the Night Stalker.  This takes us down a path of women sending letters (often times racy ones), professing their love to convicted murderers.  After that, it's off to England, where a candle almost burned a home to the ground.  This wasn't any ordinary candle!  It was the Gwyneth Paltrow va-jay-jay candle!!!!  Speaking of horrific smells, a listener writes in to confess to a crime of sauna passion.  What about Australia?  Settle down, mates.  We head there next to discuss one man's bizarre year long crime spree.  It ends in truly bizarro fashion.  We end it by talking about a maniac who used to lurk at the Comedy Store.

We start this one off with O'Neill talking about Japanese boxers not being allowed to have tattoos.  Then, we thank some listeners for the hot new intro music they sent in.  Danish talks about rumors that Chuck Norris was in DC at the Capitol recently.  After that, we talk about the HBO documentary "Class Action Park".  O'Neill talks about the Tiger Woods doc on Netflix as well.  Then, we talk about some sad news, the passing of Jeff Scott, the long time pianist at the Comedy Store.  We also talk about the passing from Hooks from Police Academy, which makes us think about an old coworker we had.  Time for something uplifting!  We talk about a new Danish children's show about a man with a large wiener.  After spending a good amount of time (the necessary amount really), we move on and talk about Canadians calling 911 for all the wrong reasons.  This convo made us reminisce about angry old women we used to have to deal with at our day job.  Memories!  We end with some solid GSP discourse.

O'Neill starts us out by talking about a recent trip to the beach he took.  After that, we talk about a Travel Channel show that tried to do some paranormal investigating on the Comedy Store.  It leads us down a path of talking about ghost comedians and other such tom foolery.  After that, it's the return of the fake doctor who won over the minds and hearts of the world when he was just a young buck, claiming to be a doctor.  Well, he's back and committing more crimes (allegedly).  To follow that up, we go with some classic iron crotch kung fu.  Not a clever name...they let you know exactly what you're getting into beforehand.  And, we talk about the Schaub man dipping his toe into the conspiracy theorist pool.  The results are about as good as you'd expect.  To wrap it up, Danish talks about youngsters being Helen Keller deniers.  There's some random news and notes at the end that really ties the podcast together.

O'Neill starts us out by talking about being at a playground with his nieces and seeing a guy lurking with a puppy (and no kids!). We discuss if this move is okay or not. Danish shares a story of a guy mistaking him for someone else. That convo leads the fellas down a dark road, and they discuss an extreme miscarriage of justice with a criminal receiving an extremely light sentence. We have a listener chicken update! An Australian listener of ours wrote in about a neighbor having chickens on her property and then wrote back to give us an update on the situation. One of O'Neill's family members looked into their ancestry, and O'Neill found out something he didn't know about his heritage. Then, it's an epic battle: house boat vs. jet ski! There's trouble on the river!!!! That one happens to be in Australia, too. Wild times down undah. O'Neill is starting the new year off right...by getting back into skateboarding. Sadly, there's more sauna violence/chaos to report. This time, it happened in China. Is no sauna safe?!? Then, it's time for a sad follow-up about a bodybuilder from Kazakhstan who wed his soulmate, a life-like doll (you know what I'm talking about). Well, he broke her, and she's now fighting for her "life". We also talk about problematic neighbors and what happens when you own next to or near one. Then, there's the tale of an octegenarian grandma who's found love with a 36 year old Egyptian man. Don't worry, she went on TV in England to detail their steamy love life. After that, we have a little more cult-talk about the Vow and Seduced documentaries and take care of some other miscellaneous odds and ends. And that wraps this baby up with a nice bow.

Happy 2021! Did we record this episode before Christmas? Okay, maybe we did. But that doesn't mean it's not super spectax, ya know what I'm saying? We start this one off talking about nudity and public and an HBO doc that came out a while back (it's called The Vow, and it's about a cult). Danish tells yet another story from one of his family walks. In this one, he encounters another wild animal! Then, in the mystery of all mysteries, Baby Barb says a phrase that haunts Danish. Where did she pick it up? Is she trolling him?!? What is happening? After that, we discuss a story about a "Santa" crashing an ulteralight into some power lines up in Sac-town. Danish's cousin, Dillon Danis, is in the news with youtube "it" guy Jake Paul, and we briefly discuss it. I know what you're asking yourself, "Come man, it's 2021, when are they going to get to some horse talk here?" Well, you're in luck, partner. We get to it RIGHT NOW. It's a man accused of having improper relations with two horses. There's some brief Bushman talk, followed by a super bizarre lawsuit that involves adult toys being sold. After that, it's off to Australia for a crime that has left the coppers feeling flummoxed. What did he do? Listen to find out!

It's the week after Christmas, everybody (even though we recorded this beforeChristmas)! We made it. What now? More good D+O episodes, that's what! We start off with a little Christmas talk and then transition into the whole Jake Paul s-talking MMA fighters fiasco. There's some pandemic fashion talk and a mini-update on the Steve Rannazzisi support animal maiden journey. We ponder whether we could rent out our domiciles for adult films and then move back in after they were done. It's time for some interesting lawsuit talk! In this one, a dude alleges that an adult website isn't doing their part because they're not close captioning every uploaded video for the hearing impaired. Although, they do provide a close captioned section. Then, it's on to HORSE TALK! We had to sneak a little more horse talk in before the new year. In this edition, a man ends up with his nose getting bit off. How does it happen? Listen and find out, sucka. After that, it's one of the scarier home invasion scenarios we've ever discussed. This one will have you checking your locks at night and checking your socks (you'll get it later). We also talk about ol' Smoky Robinson on Cameo. He has a pretty good one out there. O'Neill talks about anti-technology celebs and then some Scientology. After that, we talk about a movie shooting in outerspace (people are trying to make this happen). We also talk about famous people and pitfalls of that lifestyle. We end with some odds and ends. Enjoy!

Ho ho the mistletoe, everybody! We start off this holiday edition with a listener email about having a problem with a neighbor's chickens (it's not romantic!). After that, it's another email: this time with a question that came up over a Cameo. Then, it's on to the topic of Russian Jesus (a Siberian cult leader). We also talk about upcoming Tik Tok star (no, not Earl), Sasha Obama. Asking yourself where the horse talk is? Well, you've waited long enough, you horsers. This one's about a woman who bit the mane of a miniature horse because she thought it was candy. Don't do drugs, kids. Then, it's a lurid tale of a flight attendant, who was allegedly selling her "services" in the skies. After that, we talk about a UK man who really thought out of the box when it came to wearing a mask in public. Sick of no Chinese cats falling out of buildings and knocking old men down stories being discussed? Well, get ready, because here's the first (and probably only) one. Ending the holiday episode on a high note, we discuss a senior living place that made one resident's dream come true.

This one's a little back to the future action because we recorded it before episode 275 but released it after (there will be a few references that will clue you into that if you're not stoned to the bone). We start out by making a BIG announcement that will most definitely better mankind. Then, we talk about a Hungarian leader who knows how to party! O'Neill's vendetta against Matthew McConaughey continues. This time, he calls into question a story about Matty wrasslin' a village champ in Africa (this sounds like a joke, but it's not). After that, we discuss the Undertaker now being on Cameo. He's pretty good at the Cameo messages, so if you have a thousand bucks burning a hole in your pocket, you may want to jump on it. Where do you go from there? Some quick GSP alien talk, that's where! Then, it's on to a 600 pound man fighting a small woman in a Russian cage match! The Russians are really at the forefront of the fight promotion game. Tired of not getting any Kazakhstani news? Well, that ends now! We talk about some Kazkhstani bodybuilder dude who married his soulmate. It's a sweet story. After that, Danish laments the fact that he now has to watch the children's entertainer Blippi and other horrible content baby Barb is subjecting him to.

Get ready for a wild ride! We talk to Steve Rannazzisi about the process he went through to get his beloved fourteen year old dog certified as an emotional support animal. John Little is along to be a non-biased voice of reason (interesting choice, we know). We bombard Steve with questions to ascertain just what he's trying to accomplish with this special flight he's taking his dog on. We go down a rabbithole of situations and scenarios that could arise and observe his dog during the show. O'Neill also tells a story about yet another lifesaving effort that bit him in the BE-hind. There's also some other miscellaneous topics that arise. Ruff ruff.

Happy Thanksgiving (if that's your thing)! O'Neill starts this one out by talking about some freak fights he saw online. Then, it's on to a controversial topic! Someone close to us is considering making their dog a "support animal", so it can fly. Who is it?!? Spoiler alert: it's not Earl Skakel (although, he seems like the type to pull this type of shenanigans). As we try to brainstorm the reasoning for this decision, we head down a conspiracy rabbithole. After that, we talk about a hero in the service animal movement. A man who registered an animal you'd never expect to bring awareness to the cause! Fight the power! Then, we talk about actors who use steroids but don't talk about it, as the media fawns over how jacked they've become. O'Neill talks about seeing something on fanatics who root for various sports team at the actual venue and how the pandemic is affecting them. Then, a man who was a show-er and not a grow-er showed it to the wrong guy. Hear what happens next! After that, hear what an Indian doctor fell for (it is the con of all cons!). O'Neill talks about a UFC fighter, who's still a manager at Walgreen's, while Mike Perry continues to head down a dark path. It's a nice one with all the stuffin'.

This week's show starts out with O'Neill talking about what he'd do if he were to come into a lot of money. Danish talks about a UFC's fighter tweet he saw and then describes an audio nightmare he had in a Walmart. Then, Danish describes a frightening experience he had on a family walk. After that, he talks about how his former apartment has major termite problems and the danger that could have brought him and his family. Switching gears, the fellas then discuss a crazy NFL story they had never heard about. After that, it's off to Indy to discuss the case of a serial pooper who's been targeting a local celebrity. Then, it's time to get the tissues out because it's a very SAD story about a celebrity. In a case of real story or fake: it's a man, a wife, a dog, and putrid farts. And, there's a true blue beach pony murder mystery! Then, it's a mixed bag ending with various topics. It's a good one.

We open this can of podcast deliciousness by discussing Steve Seagal's new movie (masterpiece), General Commander. Then, if you're squeamish, you're going to LOVE this next one because we talk about UFC fighter Bryce Mitchell's run-in with a drill. Spoiler alert: Bryce didn't win this fight. But he did live to tell about it, so there's that. We then talk about how a training partner of the Diaz brothers has found himself a position as an elected official in Lodi, CA!!!! What a win for California and America! USA, USA, USA! After that, we talk about what's been going down in John Little's neck of the woods (Oklahoma). This is a good one. Then, it's a law school student who tries to sue the people behind the bar exam. The lawsuit is pretty sweet (and articulated well). Then, speaking of John Little, he would love this next topic. It's about a man who is saved from a fire by his faithful pet parrot, Eric. What a heartwarming story! We also talk about a John Little patented move that could drive a man or woman crazy. We close 'er out with a "stag party" gone completely wrong/aggressive. Lightweight, baby!