Slop Quest

This episode was pre-recorded, so if you're looking for a fight recap, it will be on next week's show. That's not to say that this week's isn't a doozy cause it is. Danish describes the local goings-on around his neighborhood, including a few sightings of the "parrot lady" and an obnoxious guy at CVS. There's a long awaited Eric Hites update. Is he close to embarking on his journey across America? No. But, still listen to find out more. TLC has struck gold with yet another great show. It truly is the learning channel. Also, a Texas Grandma shot a guy for getting a little crazy while riding his bicycle. Listen and enjoy. Then, tell a local fireman about the show. He/she/they (whatever pronoun they prefer) will be sure to love it.

This week we dive right back into the animal kingdom for a very special episode. We've got big hairy beavers, an obsessed squirrel, and one true blue beach pony.

We got UFC fighter, model, and known Lou Gomez sympathizer, Mickey Gall, into the All Things Comedy studio to talk about both his and O'Neill's upcoming fights. Mickey was forthcoming and discussed many different aspects of MMA and how he prepares for fights. He even gave O'Neill some advice. Wait for the M. Night Shyamalan turn this episode takes. It just may knock you on your keister. Enjoy!

This episode has a lil' something for the whole family. There's some Steven Seagal talk (he was just given a position by his boy Putin). We talk about weak parents paying tutors to help their kids become better at Fortnite. We also play a bit from the Comedy Store legend, Jim Painter!!!!! Thanks to listener Michael for unearthing this gem. Of course, there's some bigfoot erotica talk and even some discussion about the TSA's awesome new project. Tune in to hear what the hubbub's all about.

On this fantastic episode, John J. Little (no relation to Lou J. Gomez) joined us. We talk about all sorts of interesting topics. For instance, O'Neill warns John about drinking out of plastic water bottles. That leads to a discussion of a study that stated plastics can effect the size of men's genitalia. There's some Domino's Pizza talk, and we try to get to the bottom of a cheesy bread scandal that is tearing the city of Philadelphia apart. We also talk about the Comedy Store, O'Neill's upcoming fight, John's time working at Olive Garden, his near fight with a girl in 5th grade, and much much more. Listen for yourself to find out what everyone's talking about.

Ground control to Major Tom, it's another episode of the Danish and O'Neill podcast. On this stimulating episode. we discuss our experiences at Skankfest. There's travel talk, and you get to hear what it's like to go to the Shvitz Palace with Ari Shaffir in NY (shout out to Dave and Boris!). What other show is covering that?!? That's right. None of them. There's some quick Guy Fieri and 90 Day Fiance talk, too. As the show title suggests, there's some talk about Bobby Dassey, and a new theory that Steven Avery's lawyer is trying to get the court to consider. A sad article about a zoo is discussed, and we also talk about a book that's a must-have in every horrible pervert's collection. Saddle up your favorite horse and enjoy. Giddy up!

Ellismania 15 Fight press conference

Whats up, all you rattlesnake-a-maniacs?!? Ready for another power-packed episode of D+O, brother?!? Well, regardless, here it is. This episode is a real smorgasbord (much like Lou Gomez's dinner table). We cover a little bit of everything. Danish talks about some news and notes from around his neighborhood and even a brief Hollywood Y story. He also talks about a show that just popped up on his radar, 90 Day Fiance. There's a long awaited Ronnie Coleman update. Yeeeeeeah, buddy! Ain't nuttin' but a peanut! O'Neill discusses his reaction to Andy Dice Clay pick Lou Gomez to win the fight (spoiler alert: he's beyond devastated). There's some fight talk in general. Also, there's a description of a bizarre MMA fight that recently took place. A Missouri State University study that got shut down is discussed. Hint: it involves d-pics (hence the title of the episode, ya dingus!). Tombo Morris makes a few appearances. The Dice Man as well. There's some brief UFC talk, and then some much needed post show Lou Gomez talk. And, O'Neill finally realizes who Lou Gomez's comedy makes him think of. It's flattering. You will NOT want to miss this episode. It's easily the best thing you'll listen to all week. Slither well this week, rattlesnakes!

This episode is a rollercoaster of emotions. Happy, sad, confused, scared, frightened, intrigued, ya know, the whole gamut. We start off with a double dose of sad news: a Dassey update and a death on the best show of all time, Pawn Stars. Danish talks about a woman he overheard asking a "pharmacist" a question, and some other news and notes from around his neighborhood. Other topics discussed include "forbidden fruit", a guy who likes to shoot the s', rattlesnakes, and the Netlflix show, the Staircase. This episode will pair nicely with a frosty rootbeer. Enjoy. The podcast is served.

It's episode 148 of the Danish and O'Neill podcast. Rejoice! Holidaaaaay, celebraaate! On this episode, all sorts of strange and interesting topics get discussed. Danish talks about some things going on in his neighborhood lately, and O'Neill discusses a recent scare at his building. O'Neill gives an update on his fight with big Lou Gomez. Then, D+O move on to discuss an incident at a recent Major League baseball game (it involves a hotdog cannon). After that, there's talk about a steamy situation involving an Akron, Ohio fire station. Sound the sirens (not for anger, but in this case, romance). Then, it's back to where our bread is buttered: a story about a man and a dog. Oh boy...it's back. Strap in and enjoy, folks. And this is one you'll want to sit around the hearth and listen to with your whole family. Trust us on this one.

Meow, everyone. Today's show is a real doooooozy. We discuss all sorts of beautiful topics such as: the Pasadena chalk festival, an O'Neill family wedding, garbage quesadillas, a woman fighting a bobcat, Gary Keillor emails, Derrick "the black beast" Lewis, sticking your head in a tailpipe, Lou Gomez: plumber extraordinaire, and much, much more. Take it all in. There will be a test on it later, and yes, it the grade will go on your permanent record. Good day. And night. And mid-afternoon.

It's time for yet another episode of the Danish and O'Neill podcast. On this episode, O'Neill discusses the recent drama surrounding his fight as Jason Ellis' Ellismania with the Argentinian trouser snake, Louie J. Gomez. Danish discusses an article he read about Russian soccer hooligans who meet in the forest to have insane fights. The gents also finally address the pandemic...joggers who can't stop themselves from defecating in public. This time, it strikes Australia. Another Australian story goes on the fellas' barbie, when they discuss a man's small dog that got killed by his "pet" crocodile (confusing, I know). A dingus biting shark is brought into the discussion as well. There's a lot to digest here. It's steamy and will keep you entertained. Meow.

Ey yo, chico. Welcome back to the Danish and O'Neill podcast. In this edition of the show, O'Neill discusses his rigorous taekwondo training regimen that he's using to prepare to fight the Puerto Rican Rattlesnake, Luis G. Gomes. He also tells a story about a medicine ball mishap he had. Danish talks about something embarrassing that he witnessed at Trader Joe's and gives a graffiti update from his neighborhood. Danish then gives the highlights of Georges St. Pierre's interview with Joe Rogan. It's power-packed! After that doozy, Danish talks about a grocery chain's blunder when it came to putting a certain word on a cake. Then, D+O discuss why FBI agents, intricate dance moves, and guns should never mix. There's also an airplane mystery that would even stump Sal Zuno and Sharketti. There's a discussion about an animal that just may be procreating to death. To wrap it up, D+O discuss the documentary, Wild Wild Country. Sop it up with a biscuit, ya weirdos.

Aye there, mateys! On this week's luscious episode, we have special guest and Kid Rock Cruise comic, Eleanor Kerrigan, on the program. We get foot loose and fancy-free with the convo, and it takes more turns the Mississippi River. Some of the topics that are covered are: O'Neill's upcoming fight, how the Dice man should take away his support of Big Jay Oakerson because he spurned O'Neill, the Dice man and his gloves, fake sports leagues (Eleanor alleges there's a pro football league in Italy), pet tigers on the mean streets of Philly, and Eleanor's awesome new bit about taking a train to Newark. Listen. And tell your landlord about the show.

Your top source of news and information is back for the week. We get into a whole host of topics this week. There's a mountain lion attack in Washington state that we had to discuss. We also update the crazy story from last week about a woman who texted a man she dated 65,000 times. You won't want to miss this. Then, after that, we discuss a video that's made the rounds where a Canadian woman defecated in a coffee shop. In groundbreaking news, we blow the doors off a scandal...bullying in nursing homes. Speaking of bullying and misbehaving, we also discuss a 47 year old woman who thought it would be a good idea to bring brownies with laxatives in them to a company party. There's also a trail mix style variety of tom foolery that covers a variety of topics. What are you waiting for? Get in there!

On this week's episode, O'Neill starts things off by talking about a phone call he had with his fight opponent, Luis J. Gomez. Danish then reveals a disturbing fashion trend he noticed in a store. After that, D+O discuss an story about a woman who thinks it's necessary to ask a newborn for consent to change their diaper. Then, we discuss a woman who sent a man she went on an online date with 65,000 texts. And then we move onto a man who was practicing "karate" on swans in an Orlando park. After that, we discuss a reason you should NEVER use a 7-11 microwave. Finally, we give a reason to never "horse around" with your dog. There's a multitude of lessons to be learned from this episode. You're welcome.

Hey all you Steven Seagal, Garrison Keillor, and Guy Fieri fans! On this week's episode, we delve into all sorts of fun current events. For example, we start off by discussing a serial pooper who caused a sting operation to be launched to end his reign of terror. After that, we find someone else being accused of wrongdoing. In this man's trial, there are two details that the jurors are SICK and TIRED of hearing about. What are they? Listen and find out, mmmmm'kay! But it's not just that. We stick with the theme of smoooooth criminals when we discuss a Judge who admits to having a serious problem. Then, it's off to Indiana where a raccoon nearly OD'ed on drugs! I know. It's sad, but hey, we had to report it. Sticking with the crime and punishment theme, it's the tale of a man who was HIGHLY intoxicated and attempting to make love to a car. After that, it's some post show talk. This episode is chock-full of life lessons, so listen carefully.

Ahoy, maties. What week to be alive! Why? Cause there's another new episode of the Danish and O'Neill podcast, ya dingus! This episode is going to rock your socks off. Maybe even your top. And bottoms. Especially if you're wearing pajamas. We start the show off discussing O'Neill's upcoming Ellismania fight against the Legion of Skanks podcast's Luis J. Gomez. After that, we discuss movies about dogs, which brings us into a fascinating story about a Colorado man, his ex-gf, and their dog, Bubba. This one is a DOOZY. Then, we discuss the "coolest" substitute teacher around. A man named Fish. I know. It's confusing. We even get some Fieri talk in as well. This episode is power-packed. It's definitely going to change your life for the better!

Heeeeello, baaaaaaaby! As the podcast title suggests, this episode is about the birth of Danish's child. We also get into fun stuff like recent movies, documentaries, and UFC fights. Danish also tells of an interesting situation in his neighborhood that he just can't get enough of. It's the first episode in a long while that has no article discussion in it. Oh, and we start the episode off by discussing the recent passing of the Comedy Store matriarch, Mitzi Shore. I probably should have led the paragraph off with that, right? Too late now. Enjoy, ya weirdos.

Yello! It's the Wrestlemania night edition of Danish and O'Neill! We start the show off by talking about the latest incident involving Connie Mac McGregor. After that, we discuss a not-so-secret pregnancy salad that Courtney tried to get this baby out of the oven. When that scintillating discussion is over, we tackle an article about some fat shaming that took place in a Valparaiso, Indiana bakery. Next, it's a job opening that MANY of you will be interested in. If you're not, you should be. Do you have any pond cleaning experience? If so, you're a shoe-in for the job. From that beautiful news piece, we head to a theme park in Orlando, Florida, where a woman has a complaint with the park's employees over what she describes as a "humiliating" experience. Then, it's time for a long awaited Y report. It's been too long! From there, it's some pre-post show post show talk (does that even make sense? it does to me, okay!). Come and get it, ya freakazoids.

On this week's episode, we finally get the legendary Bushman back on the show. He came in ready to go in a beautiful suit that was tight-fitting in the best of ways. We talked about all sorts of things with the Bush and even touched on his new career as a paparazzo. There's no way to describe an episode with the Bush. You just have to listen.

Jumpin' John Little joins us on this week's program. We discuss all sorts of topics such as: the limo driver turned rocketeer, "Mad" Mike Hughes, elderly sprinters, pastry truck robbery, Australian train hijinks, horses in nightclubs, Miami monkeys on the loose, and much, much more. Give it a listen to hear what everyone's talking about around the water cooler.

This week's episode starts with us discussing the holiday of Dyngus Day. Want to know what it's all about? Well, we'll give you a hint. Get your pussywilllows ready! After that, we listen to an unbelievable commercial for a defunct martial arts studio. It will move you. We then go over some listener emails, including one from the living legend, THE BUSHMAN! After that, it's a discussion about an article that will shock you. It involves a samurai sword, a jilted lover, a gamer, and martial arts training. Then, it's an update from the guy in jail in England who refused to move his bowels. After that, we share the story of a monster mountain lion found in Washington. We even have some time to discuss a recent controversial flight! Things got crazy on a Transavia flight. You'll have to hear it to believe it, folks. After that, there's random talk of Seagal, Ryan Mutombo, and other shenanigans. Get 'er while she's hot and happy Dyngus Day!

Oh, what an episode this week. It's a real titillater. O'Neill starts the show off by telling a story about one of Ari Shaffir's fans and something he witnessed when said fan met his hero. After that, we discuss Tommy Morris' latest "comedy" show. We then break down a GREAT match up of two people whose love lives definitely aren't the norm (sorry, no horses this time). After that, it's some South Bay high school wrestling talk and even some Stockton, CA convo. There's also some pre-post show talk about Bob Ross, and a cliffhanger is set up for next episode. Just listen, okay?!? Stop being so difficult.

Oooooooooh, heavens to Betsy, it's another beautiful episode of the Danish and O'Neill podcast starring none other than us, Danish and O'Neill (duh!). We come firing hot out of the starting gates in this episode. There's some brief hamster-flushgate updates (from listeners). O'Neill discusses his comedy/ski tour with Ari "too hot for Twitter" Shaffir. Danish tells of a recent mishap he had on a tricky pair of stairs (they were like MC Escher stairs!). There's also a bunch 'ems first hand witness account! We switch gears with some brief UFC talk. We find time to talk some Stevie Seagal and what he's been up to lately (it's a real doozy as usual). Oh, and there's a HORSE story! Is it "that" kind of horse story? Hmmmmm. Maybe it's not. Listen and find out! We even give an update on Brendan "the Dass man" Dassey. This episode is full of more twists and turns than an old country road. Put your helmet on, space cadets, cause you're in for a treat.

Heeeeeey you guuuuuuuuuuuuys! It's yet another scintillating and titillating episode of the Danish and O'Neill podcast. This week, we start off talking about a little known Frankie boy Sinatra movie entitled Dirty Dingus Magee. After that, there's a hyena update (that involves the Danish's loved ones!). Wondering what's been going on with Jared from Subway??? Well, we have an update about what he's been up to behind bars. We keep movin' and shakin' because after that, we discuss a HOT new movement in schools...the banning of the concept of best friends. Sorry, besties. It's OVER! Then, it's on to a man in Indiana who's taking the coppers to court! Is he right? Wrong? You be the judge. Asking yourself, "hey, why haven't they talked about Stockton in a while?!?" Well, you're in luck. We blow the dust off the ol' pontoon and head on up to Stockton for a two-pack of Stockton stories. Because Stockton is a city of the future, we discuss an article about a "time traveler" who "passed" a "lie detector test". And that's all, folks!

Happy President's Day, everybody! It's a BIG holiday, so we hope you're all acting accordingly and really living it up like the crazy mofos you all are. We start off by talking a little about the new Karate Kid youtube show trailer. We quickly move on to discuss A+E's latest hit, Undercover High. Is Scottie Maples on it? Probably. After that moving convo, we shift gears and read a listener email where someone has a "transformative sexual experience". It's yet another listener who is traveling the world like Carmen Sandiego. Wondered what happened to the limo driver turned "Rocket Man"? Well, we have an update for you. Then, we're off to the UK, where there's a MAJOR standoff taking place in a jail. We're bobbing and weaving on this episode, because after that, we cover a story about a BIG controversy that's rocking the world...Peter Rabbit (the kids movie). All downhill from there? HELL NO! It's time for a support animal story. This one is quite a doozy. Poor hamster. Adios amigos.

Hola, come estan? Bien bien. Es tiempo para mas Danish y O'Neill. This week, we start off by updating a few stories we've discussed in the past: the former limo driver turned space explorer and the woman who posts breastfeeding videos to youtube. We also discuss a judge who's a candidate to be the Governor of Ohio and made an interesting proclamation on Facebook. After that, we talk a near killer whale attack, a drone lifeguard, babies in make-up, and many other of life's mysteries and intrigues.

Heeeeeeeey Macarena! It's another delectable episode of the Danish and O'Neill show. We start off talking about the man of the hour, the international ju jitsu practitioner-man of mystery, Chase Moore. He sends in an email filling in some of the blanks on his interesting lifestyle. O'Neill has a long awaited go-kart update. After that, we get into what you all want, the peacock story. Don't know what it is? Well, listen and find out! Jeez. We also get some words of wisdom from Pilot Mutombo! After that, we discuss a Reddit post and try to figure out if it's real or not. Either way, it's a doozy. Then, it's off to some college called Macalaster (KEVIN!) for a well needed Gary Keillor update. Tsk tsk, Gary, you dirty old man. We also say a quick RIP to P-23. Big fashion update: Guy Fieri is now a fashion icon. Good day.

Hey there pickle heads,It's yet another week of the Danish and O'Neill podcast. To start out the episode, we discuss what appears to be the end for Boner City USA. What a glorious run...After that, we check in on some news regarding Gary Keilor. We also learn a LOT about the man who was inside the Barney suit for years. If you have $350, you just may be able to find out.O'Neill talks about a haunting documentary he saw that shines a light on the strange world of people who turn their houses into Halloween attractions/haunted houses. Listen before bed at your own risk!A listener letter really inspires both of us to take on more adventures. Enjoy the show, ya gravy guzzlers.

Howdy, everybody! This week starts out with a (literal) bang as we discuss a security guard who walks into a 7-11 with gun a-blazin to prevent an attempted robbery. After that, we talk about our new favorite airline, Delta. They've decided to take matters into their own hands and make it harder for people to fly with fake support animals!!!!! Finally. Someone's taking a stand. We then delve back into Seagal's work of fiction (we didn't know it was fiction when we discussed it a few episode's back), the Way of the Shadow Wolves. We even read some GLOWING Amazon reviews. To keep it fair and balanced, we then do a story that involves Jean Claude Van Damme. Apparently, he did something that made him break into tears recently. We then do a quick fight round-up and discuss Saturday night's Bellator and UFC fights. O'Neill discusses a story of a a 19 year old college student making and then posting some racist videos. After that winner, we move on to more winners who are taking part in the Tide Pod Challenge. Who doesn't like the taste of detergent??? It's the new ice cream. We move on to discuss a man punching a police horse, a smelly woman we used to deliver food to, and a morbidly obese couple who lost weight and had sex for the first time in their eleven year relationship. Danish also shares an embarrassing blunder he committed at the Y.

On this week's show, we have Mack Lindsay, our old friend and co-worker from our Comedy Store days, join us. Of course, we get into all things Comedy Store related and discuss our (Bruce Springsteen) gloooory days. Like a nice, lazy river (at either a water park or in the wild), the convo meanders here and there, to and fro and will have a little something for everyone. Well, what are you waiting for? Listen to it already, ya weirdo!

Just like that STD you've been having trouble kicking, we're baaaaa-aaaaaack! It's 2018, and Danish and O'Neill are back in town. Danish kicks off the show with an announcement (that many of you already know, but hey, some may not). If you dooooon't know, now you know, (bad word). After some lighthearted banter, we discuss the terribly sad news when it comes to Guy Fieri. We then discuss an article about a 30 year old British man who got arrested for doing something that's a little out of the ordinary. O'Neill shares a story about a recent run-in he had with a weirdo at the Comedy Store. Then, it's YET another story of a "service animal" gone wrong in a public setting. Enough is enough! Then, as the name of this week's show suggests, we discuss a scientific study involving fish orgies. After that stimulating discussion, the show shifts gears and discusses a Pizza Hut employee who was wrongfully terminated (for doing her job to the best of her ability!). To close the show, it's a LONG overdue Y report. There's a lot that needed to be reported on. Enjoy, ya freakazoids.

Hey there, beautiful people. Another episode of the Danish and O'Neill podcast is in the books. This week's show gets started with a bang via an original reworking of the Danish and O'Neill theme song that was so beautifully written by Sean Aylward. Thanks to Pepper for sending it in. After we got over how moved we were by the song (it is that good!), we did a quick UFC/mma round-up, discussing the state of the sport and some strange and interesting events that happened at a recent UFC event. We then quickly revisit some Gary Keillor talk. After that, we give a Brendan Dassey update (it's bad news for the Dass-man). We even somehow manage to get on a strange Teenwolf tangent. Then, it's on to the maaaaaain event (of the podcast). We discuss two articles, which pins ghosts vs. chandeliers. You'll understand more when you listen. Enjoy. Oh, and the show ends with a bit of a cliffhanger as well. Listen and find out.

Fear not, good people, episode 123 is upon us, and it brings everything you could want in a podcast. We start out with a spontaneous update of what's been going on lately with various homeless people in LA. We then quickly switch into second gear with some good ol' fashioned Dog the Bounty Hunter talk. What's Dog been up to, you ask? Well, listen and find out, ya dingus. Then, we discuss a police officer who showed up to a trial just to taunt someone who shot him three times with...yup, KY Jelly. Sal Zuno and Officer Sharketti, give that man a medal! After that, it's time for a report from the animal kingdom that involves a berserker of a brown bear on the loose in Siberia! Okay, okay, we've teased you long enough. Finally, we discuss the one, the only: Gary "the tf" Keillor. If you haven't been following the news, you won't believe your ears. We then set our sights on Connie Mac. He's been up to his old tricks as of late, and we're unamused. Finally, we wrap it up with a nice bow by discussing a bizarre crime that terrorized a family for years. And there it is. That's your show for the week, ya weirdos.

Hey there, weirdos. It's time for your weekly helping of Danish and O'Neill. This week's edition starts out with some ramblings from Thanksgiving. Danish spins some yarns about his old man, while O'Neill talks about an interesting gig he had recently. Danish then tells a story about almost getting his old high school put on lockdown (through their own incompetence!). After that, we discuss Manute Bol and his son Bol Bol. We move on to discuss an article about a bar crawl called Fiericon. Are we for it? Against it? Listen and find out. We also discuss a man who intends to build his own steam-powered rocket to fly into space. What could go wrong??? Then, a story about a couple who doesn't have sex irritates O'Neill. Lastly, we get into what the Navy has been up to in Washington state. Mmmm hmm. That's it, I reckon.

Hey jive turkeys, it's the Thanksgiving week edition of Danish and O'Neill. We open the show with an article that discusses famed Los Angeles mountain lion, P-22, heading down out of the hills to bring the fight to O'Neill! Boooooold move, P-22. Then, we discuss an interesting tale of a transracial man. It must be heard to believe. And it's touching. You'll laugh. You'll cry. You may have an accident in your pants. After that, it's a creep sweep update with yet another story about the one, the only...Steven Seagal. After that doozy, it's air raid siren time, as we discuss a man trying to pass off a squirrel as a support animal, but his condo association isn't taking it! Keeping it in the animal kingdom, we discuss a young German man, who had a surprise for police officers who arrested him. We end the show with two tales:A.a mystery that will baffle even the greatest of Danish and O'Neill detectives2.a fight over french fries, involving a man named Donald CrumpHappy Thanksgiving to those who celebrate it. To all others, have a grrrrrrreat week and all that other good stuff.

Rise 'n shine, sweet listeners, a new episode of Danish and O'Neill is upon us. This week, we have special guest Andrew DeWitt sitting in for some mayhem. We sprint out of the starting gates by discussing a fascinating new program Harvard put on for their students. There are some interesting tangents during this discussion that include but are not limited to: pet-play, use of fingernails on your privates, and stretching the ol' sack. A little while later, Andrew treats us to some renditions of dirty Christmas songs, so gather your family around the hearth and play these ditties for them. We then discuss an interrogation that went horribly awry for the policemen who were conducting it. Andrew reveals a fantasy he has (I won't give it away, but it involves someone sitting, I wrote "sitting"! on his chest). After that, we get into "feeders", and a woman who is trying to make a career out of eating on camera for her loyal followers. There's also a much needed update on what got into the Toy Hall of Fame. It's nearly two hours of insanity for your listening pleasure. This episode will pair nicely with baked beans and frankfurters.

Yeeeeeeello, everybody, and welcome to episode 119. This week, we open talking about Bushman's list of demands to get back on the show. Then, we segue (like Kevin James in Mall Cop) on to the age old debate: are people tampering with Halloween candy? Danish presents O'Neill with a few different instances of the po-lice saying that candy had been tampered with, but O'Neill still remains a doubting Thomas. Danish makes an Earth shattering announcement about his long lost secretary/assistant Barb. After that, we discuss an article about an EDGY comedian finally being called out for pushing the envelope just a little too far. About damn time. We move on and discuss a daredevil who made a plea to his fans to pay his medical bills for a stunt gone wrong. Wondering where the Seagal talk is? Well, it's RIGHT at this point in the show. Once again, Seagal is caught up in the "creep sweep". After some much needed Seagal talk, we move on to an article that really tickles our funny bones: it's about gay lions in Kenya. Sadly, that is not a joke. Finally, the show winds down with some UFC 217 talk and a call from the NEW champ, Georges St. Pierre! There's even some post show talk. Listen and tell 58 of your closest friends, family members, and strangers about the show. Please and thanks.

On Sunday, our fair heroes returned from the All Things Comedy Festival in Phoenix. What did they do immediately upon returning home? Did they rest on their laurels? HELL NO!!!! We got off the road after a fun but tiring weekend and recorded a brand new podcast. It's that kind of work ethic that has gotten us the nickname "the hardest working men in podcasting". On this episode, we recap our wild adventures in Phoenix. They include but are not limited to: witnessing a man being peed on, a crazy hike, O'Neill having a run-in with Johnny Law, buckets of beer, live shows, meeting new comedians, swimming, eating, sneezes, listener interactions, strange eating habits, and on and on until the break of dawn. Also, if that's not enough for you, there's a long awaited Y report at the end of the episode. Enjoy the hell out of it and then sop it up with a biscuit.

Paaaaaarty peeeeeeople (remember that from the hit song Whoomp There It Is?)! We start off the show by wishing all of you a happy P-22 day and discussing the "legendary" cougar and O'Neill's chances against it. O'Neill then discusses his experience of a day at the "horse track" with the "ponies". Did he win? Did he lose? Listen and find out, ya dingus. Danish then tells about his recent experience at a concert, and O'Neill accuses him of being an "old man". SHOTS FIRED!!!! We get into an interesting crowd surfing side tangent. After that, we discuss the recent Twitter activity of one Eric Hites. We move on from Mr. Hites and discuss another D+O favorite: Steven Seagal. There have been some damning reports and allegations regarding Sensei Steve. Inspired by a listener tweet, there's some "rippers 'n relationships" talk. The D+O debate of: are razor blades being putting in candy is finally settled. Or is it?!? You be the judge. Then, it's on to a MUCH needed flying humanoid update!!!!! Chicago, you're in our thoughts and prayers. Then, it's on to the longest post show talk session of all time! Enjoy 'er. Or suffer the consequences.

Hiiiiiiiiiyee. It's yet another glorious episode of Danish and O'Neill for your listening consumption. On this week's edition, we start out with a much needed Eric Hites update. Spoiler alert, he's on the move again! After that magic, we make a perfect transition into a story about someone using a drone to try to lure children away from a school. Welcome to 2017! What's not to like? Then, we discuss an article that enrages us...it involves a real service animal that gets put in danger for absolutely NO reason. Stop fake service animals now. Stop the insanity! When that stimulating convo comes to an end, we head to Valparaiso, Indiana (home of the great Ryan O'Neill). Apparently, it's not a good place to rob a supermarket. The stories just keep-on-a-comin'...cause after that, it's on to a story about a guy who could be friends with Georges St. Pierre. Listen. You'll get it. And then you'll remember that sentence and just laugh and laugh. Ever wonder what local government officials get into in their free time? Well, we discuss a story about one who was fired for a "hobby" he was into. Gray muzzle 4 life! (Again, you'll understand when you hear the episode. Get off my f'in back!) Then, there's some pre-post show talk and some post show talk. There's a little something for everyone. Tell your cat.

It's the first ever episode of Danish and O'Neill that was recorded in front of a live studio audience. We went to the LA Podfest and really tore the house down (and that's us being modest). People came from all over the world to see us perform, and it was a PACKED house. We started off with some cougar talk with Danish asking O'Neill if he had anything to do with P-41's untimely death. After that, Danish describes some experiences he's had lately. For one, make sure you have a dollar handy if you ever make it out to Hollywood. Then, we discussed a story of a 12 year old asking his mother a VERY personal question (with a tangent for a fun marathon story). The crowd was clamoring for the type of story that put Danish and O'Neill on the map...you guessed it, an article that involved bestiality. And believe you me, they ate it up. Once that intelligent discussion is over, we moved on to a topic that got O'Neill's rage pumpin'. It was an article about a couple who decided to raise "free range children". Speaking of "pumpin'", the next article we decided to tackle dealt with a woman using a breast pump to quench the thirst of the good folks at Burning Man. We finish the episode with some strong post-show talk, and the cherry on top of the sundae is a story about sex toys washing up on a beach in Italy. To the man in the kilt, we'll win you over...some day.

Bonjiorno, everybody. It's another episode of Danish and O'Neill. This week, we start by talking about what's been going on in our lives, ya know, out and about and around town. There are tales of impromptu concerts, ram's horns, knives in trees, bike rides that happen upon adult film sets, Comedy Store hijinks, and MORE! After that, we discuss an interview that people were buzzing about. Let's just say it's the return of Steven Seagal talk. We dissect the interview he did this past week and take the man we love to hate to task for his bizarre comments. After a lengthy and well-needed roasting (for all parties involved), we move on to a school round-up. Teachers have gone crazy!!!!! There's a tale of a gym teacher who's gone rogue, a coach sticking by his wife, and a flute maker who's in hot water over the way the flutes were prepared. There's a little bonus wrestling talk as well. Enjoy. And if not, hey, it's a free podcast, so it's a good deal.

On this episode of the Danish and O'Neill podcast, we have a VERY special guest. It's not Gareth Keillor. It's Gareth Reynolds of the hit podcast, the Dollop. It's a real rapid fire, shootin' straight from the hip episode. We waste no time getting right down to the biz. O'Neill talks about his problematic neighbor and some of his strange habits. Then, it's on to a story that we ABSOLUTELY had to discuss: the mad pooper who is tearing Colorado Springs apart. The story takes a lot of twists and turns with strange tangents along the way. Also, we have a new favorite cop: Jonathan Sharketti. This guy's got the moves like Jagger. O'Neill then describes a strange video that he came across. And, boy, is it strange. After that, we discuss an ooooold article (it may be old, but it's well worth talking about). It's about a high school football coach who wasn't afraid to go the extra mile to motivate his team. We wrap it up with some post show talk. Enjoy it, folks!

Heeeeeeey yooooooou guuuuuuys, it's episode 112 of the Danish and O'Neill podcast. And you know what that means, two family-sized portions of funny to spice up your week. We start out this week's episode by talking about our experience at the Los Angeles Rams game. Then, we have some special announcements regarding the show. After that, we channel the great Sal Zuno by trying to figure out whether a woman was right or wrong in a scenario that took place in Nashville, TN. We segue to a story that takes place in London that discusses the "fatberg". Then, it's what you've all been waiting for: the announcement of the 2017 finalists to get into the Toy Hall of Fame (O'Neill gets his pantalones in a bunch). An already strong episode gets stronger, when we report on a new bill that will hopefully be passed in Boston. It's at this point that we report on a story that captivated us more than any story has in a long, long time. Cannon Hills...it rocked us with a mystery that we may never solve. Listen to find out. It will change your life. Then, we wrap up the show with a nice bow with some miscellaneous topics. Hakuna frittata.

Patrons of the Danish and O'Neill show,Welcome back to another heaping helping of the top comedy podcast in Puerto Rico. We start off with some light banter, describing what we've been up to lately. Danish went to see the Muppets live at the Hollywood Bowl, while O'Neill looked as if he was breaking into a house, but in actuality was trying to avoid getting attacked by a pitbull. Danish tells a story of a run-in he had with a sassy telemarketer. Fear not, there are a few wildlife stories (no, not those kind of stories...keeping it clean this week). Then, for the first time ever, we play "who did it better" with a pair of articles about two couples going at in public. Also, for another first, we discuss a lawsuit against a Los Angeles Y! Danish may be called as a character witness. Stay tuned. We then move on to an article about a first date gone wrong in England. High school coaches/teachers f'ing up, beware! We got our eyes on all of you and aren't afraid to report your misdeeds. We report on a story about a Denver cheerleading coach, who takes his job WAY too seriously. So much so, that it could land him in prison (we can only hope...fingers crossed). We wrap it up with a little end of the show banter. Then, it's onto post show talk. Listen. Tell a cousin. Tell your cousin's cousin. Which would probably also be your cousin.

Step right up, step right up, it's another fabulous episode of the Danish and O'Neill podcast. We start off with some light book discussion (seriously) regarding the book It. Then, Danish delves deep into his recent travels. Tales include but are not limited to: swim stories, airport harassment, Griswold-like mishaps and blunders, bad luck, feral cats, injuries, more swim stories, knife fights (just making sure you're still paying attention), etc. After that, O'Neill discusses some recent adventures he's had around town, and there's some light banter about random topics. And then it's on to post show talk. Enjoy the hell out of this episode.

Hey, from vacation-land. There's some pre-show talk (O'Neill discusses a snowmobile-loving couple he saw on some sort of TV program, and Danish does a quick Gary Keillor update). After that, we discuss the BIG fight, which involves two little people. We move on to an article about a man caught making love to a chain link fence. Wondering why we haven't done a story about an animal yet? Well, fear not, faithful listeners. We cover a GREAT story about donkeys in Morocco. We flawlessly segue into a Faceboook post that ENRAGES O'Neill (cue the air raid sirens!). Then, it's time for a rat report (listen, you'll find out). Building on this doozy of an episode, we cover an article about a woman posting a picture of herself breastfeeding, while taking a bong rip (classy!). After that, it's a horribly great new way to prevent pregnancy (it involves a sticker...seriously). We close with a BANG with an article about dolls that rea really spicing up people's love lives and helping them mourn. Awwww tick tock, you don't stop.

Heeeeeeeello there, neighbors. We start off with some light pre-show banter, but have no fear, it escalates quickly with a story about flying humanoids being spotted in Chicago. Listen carefully though, there are some tangential stories within that one story. For instance, we discuss a NASA job opening (John Little, you should apply!). Then, we move on to a story that unfolded on an airplane, which will most likely make Sal Zuno jealous. After that, an article about Ben and Jerry's really makes O'Neill ANGRY. Also, listen for special appearances by Brendan Dassey, Barb (his mom, not our former intern/employee), and Barb's new man. After that, it's a little tom foolery and a little post show talk. Enjoy 'er. It's a wild one.