Slop Quest

Recorded on Christmas Eve Eve, this episode will get you feeling all holly and jolly. While most podcasts take a week off, D+O put out a quality episode for you, our dear listeners. On this week's show, we feature three different animal stories, all crazy in their own right. The animals in question are a bear, sea otter, and a seagull and goose. What makes these specific and unique? Well, tune in to hear all about it. We also discuss a young woman who tragically was not allowed to fly with her pet fish. Keep the tissues handy. It's a real tearjerker. To close out a mostly animal-centric show, we talk about a poacher who received a unique sentence from a judge. Enjoy and happy holidays! Ho ho ho!

What a lovely episode this turned out to be! We opened the show with a fantastic new song. It's groovy and will make you want to bust a move like Young MC. Danish leads the show off with some tales from the road. O'Neill follows suits and talks about some things he's seen and experienced around town. There's a mega-important update on this week's show. Don't miss it! You don't want to be left out from the around the water cooler chatter. Amazon is on the receiving end a few times this episode. What's that mean? Listen and find out, ya impatient weirdo. A great story from a dollar store in Florida will change your life and how you look at others. The episode closes with a Y update and some miscellaneous topics that will have you begging for more. All in all, this episode will bring you holiday cheer. So, pound some eggnog and listen to it.

Hey yo,On this week's edition of the show, we cover a lot of ground. We open with an update on Paula Deen's husband, Michael. After that, we play a quick round of "who's the better practical joker". The competition pits an older gentleman versus a high school student. Both of them a good practical joke/are kind of bonkers. Then, it's off to the wild kingdom, where we discuss two different stories about primates. They're both depressing, but one takes the cake in terms of a sad animal story. As the show title suggests, poor poor Pony. We wrap it up with a great grandmother in Texas avenging the loss of her mini horse. What a power-packed episode!

Danish, Dassey, and O'Neill! On this week's episode, we take a deep-dive into season 2 of Making A Murderer. It's all things Dassy (and Avery, but let's be honest, the Dasseys always steal the show). We also cover a story about Dass-man's first lawyer, Len Kachinsky. This guy is a real piece of work. He describes himself as a "cat socializer", which is another way of saying, "I'm a REALLY creepy dude." We give out the first anti-Hites award (someone who shows hard work and determination...unlike Eric Hites). We also discuss a missionary who tried to visit an Indian island, where inhabitants do NOT want visitors. Yeah. Yeah.

John Little joins us on this week's program. Our conversation covers the gamut. For one, John expresses his view on smoke detectors. He also gives an impromptu lesson on old Vietnamese children's toys. This leads into a discussion of the 2018 Toy Hall of Fame class! The strange "drinking" habits of Indonesian teens is discussed. An article/incident involving a miniature horse is analyzed. A crazy lawsuit in Zimbabwe is covered in detail. Oh, and an UNREAL story about a PGA golfer and an orangutan is investigated. It's a power-packed show. Listen. And then listen again.

Hey there. Welcome to episode 169. On this episode, Danish starts off by talking about a concert he recently attended and then gets into his experiences in a mommy and me class. After that, there's a discussion about a man, meth, and a beaver (that sounds fake, but sadly, it's all too real). At some point, O'Neill rants about a Canadian school banning the Diceman's favorite jacket: the goose feathah. There's an eye and ear opening discussion about deaf youngsters learning a hard truth in the classroom. Also, a man who wants to legally change his age and Delta's HORRIBLE customer service gaffe are delved into as well. Oh, and a "beautiful soup boy" is also discussed.

Hey, you true blue beach ponies! Another luscious episode is here. Danish talks about Home Depot and the swingers club behind his place. A guy who is probably friends with the Bushman, the piggyback bandit, is really dissected. We also discuss the correct nomenclature for pregnancy. Then, a polyamorous married couple share their bed with a magician (that's a DREAM D+O topic!). Drink it while it's lukewarm.

It's episode 167! Hooray! O'Neill starts the show by describing a fart mystery that's taking place in his building. After that, we look back at a special family bond we learned about at the All Things Comedy Festival in Phoenix. Danish then tells a story about recently having to call 911. There's some brief UFC talk! O'Neill is confronted over reports of needles and thumbtacks in candy. Does he finally admit this is happening every year?!? FINALLY, there's some Making A Murderer discussion!!!!!! Then, it's off to Scotland, where a man had a run-in with a bulldog. After that, we review a story of a 5 year old who tested positive for meth after Halloween. We end with a SAD story from a zoo in Indiana. Enjoy!

Danish and O'Neill live from the 2018 All Things Comedy festival! We got the queen of the 7-up cake, Eleanor Kerrigan, on with us, which was a BIG get! Also, Steve "Cheese Parmazissi" Rannazzisi joined us after having a VERY interesting day (we get into it with him on the podcast). Make sure to listen to the whole show (like you wouldn't anyway), but an older Catholic couple wandered into the podcast studio and tried to convert O'Neill. It must be heard to be believed!

Hey all you, trick or treaters, it is the FIRST ever holiday addition of the Danish and O'Neill podcast. Spoiler alert, that holiday is Halloween (I know, the title made it a little hard to figure out). We spend the episode discussing spooooooky Halloween-related topical news, and O'Neill spins some yarns about his recent trip to Spain. If you want to find out who would win in a fight: a man on a lawn mower or a man with a chainsaw, this is the episode for you. If you want to hear about aquarium hijinks, again, listen to this. Hey, we're not forcing you, just gently nudging you in the right direction.

Ooooooh yeah, it's a new episode of the Danish and O'Neill podcast. On this episode, we start off by talking about a sad case of child abuse (in this case, a birthday party theme that we just can't get behind). Then, it's a case of "who did it better"? It's a battle of the bus drivers! You'll have to hear what happens with these two crazy transpo-heads. Spoiler alert: the title kind of gives one away. After that, it's an update about the lady who says she has relationships with ghosts! We hop on the Danish and O'Neill jet and head to Japan to talk about armpit advertising and a hermit who just wanted to die naked and alone on an island. Did he get his wish? Then, we talk about a guy who felt he was betrayed by a gym's slogan. To wrap it up, there's some light Seagal talk.

What a day to be alive!!!!! Conor "the king" McGregor's BS reign is over! Ding dong the witch is dead. On this episode, Danish opens the show by discussing a strange encounter he had at a gas station. A UFO is involved. He also gives a brief update about the swingers club that is being built behind his place. After that, there's a VERY VERY VERY special phone call from the one and only, Bill Burr! Then, it's on to some UFC 229 discussion. Do we support Khabib's antics? Oppose them? There's a lot to talk about, so take it in. There's some quick Drake talk (a first for the show). After that, we stick in the rap game and talk about something that almost took out Lil' Xan. It's a DOOZY! We end it with a UK university banning clapping. Enjoy, ya weirdo cakes.

Eleanor Kerrigan is back once again to regale us with tales of her misguided childhood in Philadelphia. She talks about her Uncle Tom and Grandpa Ace among other things. Of course, we roast her every chance we get. We also discuss an interesting story about a turtle. This leads us to a convo about butter and tuna. And obviously, there's lots of 7-up cake talk.

Rejoice! It's episode 161 of the Danish and O'Neill podcast. And, a two hours of power at that. We haven't done a two hour'er in a while, so soak it in. This one opens with us talking about food you can get at the fair. A character named Chicken Charlie is discussed. After that, Danish talks about a conversation he recently overheard, which involved a strange roommate dispute. A documentary is quickly discussed (foreshadowing...the star of it is someone we once discussed on the show). Then, one of the more embarrassing court cases is discussed in great detail. Keeping with the crime and punishment theme, next, we talk about a woman, who wrote a book about killing her husband, perhaps doing what we she wrote about. After that, it's off to Bolivar, Ohio, where a woman is being accused of a felony for sampling some deli ham at her grocery store job. Not to be outdone, a dude was arrested for putting soda in a water cup at a restaurant. There's even some Guy Fieri and Gary Keillor talk. After that, there's some pre-post show post show talk. Your dog will LOVE this episode.

Yeah, buddy. It's episode 160, and it's a real barn burner. On this episode, we open by discussing why the Comedy Store allows one particular individual to roam its hallowed hallways. There's some brief Connor McG and Khabib talk, and D+O predict who they think will win. If you miss true blue beach pony talk, it's back! The Wild Horse Fund announces how they plan on protecting the horses from Hurricane Florence. It's been a while since we've skewered the youth of America, and if you've missed that, it's your week. In an ongoing topic of debate, the youth of America are pushing to have oral presentations banned from school. Then, we discuss the trendy new term "front hole" that's taking the world by storm. Other topics include Aretha Franklin's death leading to violence, strange usages of toothpaste, and much much more.

G'day mates, it's yet another stupendous edition of the Danish and O'Neill podcast. Rejoice! On this week's episode, all sorts of super important discussions take place, which isn't really abnormal for the show. Danish gives some updates from his neighborhood and touches on the Bird Scooter situation in Los Angeles. Russian slapping competitions are discussed and analyzed. Like true journalists, we cover a story on Zafar the dolphin, who lives in France and is getting into some trouble lately. "You're a beautiful animal, but..." Next, we meet a 20 year old who either has the best luck in the world or the worst luck in the world...it depends on whether you're an optimist or pessimist. There's also a long awaited Y report!!!!! O'Neill even talks about his night out at the Magic Castle. There's a little bit for everyone.

On this week's show, O'Neill discusses his experience at Jason Ellis' Ellismania in Las Vegas and talks about his fight versus Luigi Gomez. Celebrity callers leave messages for O'Neill. Listen and learn.

This episode was pre-recorded, so if you're looking for a fight recap, it will be on next week's show. That's not to say that this week's isn't a doozy cause it is. Danish describes the local goings-on around his neighborhood, including a few sightings of the "parrot lady" and an obnoxious guy at CVS. There's a long awaited Eric Hites update. Is he close to embarking on his journey across America? No. But, still listen to find out more. TLC has struck gold with yet another great show. It truly is the learning channel. Also, a Texas Grandma shot a guy for getting a little crazy while riding his bicycle. Listen and enjoy. Then, tell a local fireman about the show. He/she/they (whatever pronoun they prefer) will be sure to love it.

This week we dive right back into the animal kingdom for a very special episode. We've got big hairy beavers, an obsessed squirrel, and one true blue beach pony.

We got UFC fighter, model, and known Lou Gomez sympathizer, Mickey Gall, into the All Things Comedy studio to talk about both his and O'Neill's upcoming fights. Mickey was forthcoming and discussed many different aspects of MMA and how he prepares for fights. He even gave O'Neill some advice. Wait for the M. Night Shyamalan turn this episode takes. It just may knock you on your keister. Enjoy!

This episode has a lil' something for the whole family. There's some Steven Seagal talk (he was just given a position by his boy Putin). We talk about weak parents paying tutors to help their kids become better at Fortnite. We also play a bit from the Comedy Store legend, Jim Painter!!!!! Thanks to listener Michael for unearthing this gem. Of course, there's some bigfoot erotica talk and even some discussion about the TSA's awesome new project. Tune in to hear what the hubbub's all about.

On this fantastic episode, John J. Little (no relation to Lou J. Gomez) joined us. We talk about all sorts of interesting topics. For instance, O'Neill warns John about drinking out of plastic water bottles. That leads to a discussion of a study that stated plastics can effect the size of men's genitalia. There's some Domino's Pizza talk, and we try to get to the bottom of a cheesy bread scandal that is tearing the city of Philadelphia apart. We also talk about the Comedy Store, O'Neill's upcoming fight, John's time working at Olive Garden, his near fight with a girl in 5th grade, and much much more. Listen for yourself to find out what everyone's talking about.

Ground control to Major Tom, it's another episode of the Danish and O'Neill podcast. On this stimulating episode. we discuss our experiences at Skankfest. There's travel talk, and you get to hear what it's like to go to the Shvitz Palace with Ari Shaffir in NY (shout out to Dave and Boris!). What other show is covering that?!? That's right. None of them. There's some quick Guy Fieri and 90 Day Fiance talk, too. As the show title suggests, there's some talk about Bobby Dassey, and a new theory that Steven Avery's lawyer is trying to get the court to consider. A sad article about a zoo is discussed, and we also talk about a book that's a must-have in every horrible pervert's collection. Saddle up your favorite horse and enjoy. Giddy up!

Ellismania 15 Fight press conference

Whats up, all you rattlesnake-a-maniacs?!? Ready for another power-packed episode of D+O, brother?!? Well, regardless, here it is. This episode is a real smorgasbord (much like Lou Gomez's dinner table). We cover a little bit of everything. Danish talks about some news and notes from around his neighborhood and even a brief Hollywood Y story. He also talks about a show that just popped up on his radar, 90 Day Fiance. There's a long awaited Ronnie Coleman update. Yeeeeeeah, buddy! Ain't nuttin' but a peanut! O'Neill discusses his reaction to Andy Dice Clay pick Lou Gomez to win the fight (spoiler alert: he's beyond devastated). There's some fight talk in general. Also, there's a description of a bizarre MMA fight that recently took place. A Missouri State University study that got shut down is discussed. Hint: it involves d-pics (hence the title of the episode, ya dingus!). Tombo Morris makes a few appearances. The Dice Man as well. There's some brief UFC talk, and then some much needed post show Lou Gomez talk. And, O'Neill finally realizes who Lou Gomez's comedy makes him think of. It's flattering. You will NOT want to miss this episode. It's easily the best thing you'll listen to all week. Slither well this week, rattlesnakes!

This episode is a rollercoaster of emotions. Happy, sad, confused, scared, frightened, intrigued, ya know, the whole gamut. We start off with a double dose of sad news: a Dassey update and a death on the best show of all time, Pawn Stars. Danish talks about a woman he overheard asking a "pharmacist" a question, and some other news and notes from around his neighborhood. Other topics discussed include "forbidden fruit", a guy who likes to shoot the s', rattlesnakes, and the Netlflix show, the Staircase. This episode will pair nicely with a frosty rootbeer. Enjoy. The podcast is served.

It's episode 148 of the Danish and O'Neill podcast. Rejoice! Holidaaaaay, celebraaate! On this episode, all sorts of strange and interesting topics get discussed. Danish talks about some things going on in his neighborhood lately, and O'Neill discusses a recent scare at his building. O'Neill gives an update on his fight with big Lou Gomez. Then, D+O move on to discuss an incident at a recent Major League baseball game (it involves a hotdog cannon). After that, there's talk about a steamy situation involving an Akron, Ohio fire station. Sound the sirens (not for anger, but in this case, romance). Then, it's back to where our bread is buttered: a story about a man and a dog. Oh boy...it's back. Strap in and enjoy, folks. And this is one you'll want to sit around the hearth and listen to with your whole family. Trust us on this one.

Meow, everyone. Today's show is a real doooooozy. We discuss all sorts of beautiful topics such as: the Pasadena chalk festival, an O'Neill family wedding, garbage quesadillas, a woman fighting a bobcat, Gary Keillor emails, Derrick "the black beast" Lewis, sticking your head in a tailpipe, Lou Gomez: plumber extraordinaire, and much, much more. Take it all in. There will be a test on it later, and yes, it the grade will go on your permanent record. Good day. And night. And mid-afternoon.

It's time for yet another episode of the Danish and O'Neill podcast. On this episode, O'Neill discusses the recent drama surrounding his fight as Jason Ellis' Ellismania with the Argentinian trouser snake, Louie J. Gomez. Danish discusses an article he read about Russian soccer hooligans who meet in the forest to have insane fights. The gents also finally address the pandemic...joggers who can't stop themselves from defecating in public. This time, it strikes Australia. Another Australian story goes on the fellas' barbie, when they discuss a man's small dog that got killed by his "pet" crocodile (confusing, I know). A dingus biting shark is brought into the discussion as well. There's a lot to digest here. It's steamy and will keep you entertained. Meow.

Ey yo, chico. Welcome back to the Danish and O'Neill podcast. In this edition of the show, O'Neill discusses his rigorous taekwondo training regimen that he's using to prepare to fight the Puerto Rican Rattlesnake, Luis G. Gomes. He also tells a story about a medicine ball mishap he had. Danish talks about something embarrassing that he witnessed at Trader Joe's and gives a graffiti update from his neighborhood. Danish then gives the highlights of Georges St. Pierre's interview with Joe Rogan. It's power-packed! After that doozy, Danish talks about a grocery chain's blunder when it came to putting a certain word on a cake. Then, D+O discuss why FBI agents, intricate dance moves, and guns should never mix. There's also an airplane mystery that would even stump Sal Zuno and Sharketti. There's a discussion about an animal that just may be procreating to death. To wrap it up, D+O discuss the documentary, Wild Wild Country. Sop it up with a biscuit, ya weirdos.

Aye there, mateys! On this week's luscious episode, we have special guest and Kid Rock Cruise comic, Eleanor Kerrigan, on the program. We get foot loose and fancy-free with the convo, and it takes more turns the Mississippi River. Some of the topics that are covered are: O'Neill's upcoming fight, how the Dice man should take away his support of Big Jay Oakerson because he spurned O'Neill, the Dice man and his gloves, fake sports leagues (Eleanor alleges there's a pro football league in Italy), pet tigers on the mean streets of Philly, and Eleanor's awesome new bit about taking a train to Newark. Listen. And tell your landlord about the show.

Your top source of news and information is back for the week. We get into a whole host of topics this week. There's a mountain lion attack in Washington state that we had to discuss. We also update the crazy story from last week about a woman who texted a man she dated 65,000 times. You won't want to miss this. Then, after that, we discuss a video that's made the rounds where a Canadian woman defecated in a coffee shop. In groundbreaking news, we blow the doors off a scandal...bullying in nursing homes. Speaking of bullying and misbehaving, we also discuss a 47 year old woman who thought it would be a good idea to bring brownies with laxatives in them to a company party. There's also a trail mix style variety of tom foolery that covers a variety of topics. What are you waiting for? Get in there!

On this week's episode, O'Neill starts things off by talking about a phone call he had with his fight opponent, Luis J. Gomez. Danish then reveals a disturbing fashion trend he noticed in a store. After that, D+O discuss an story about a woman who thinks it's necessary to ask a newborn for consent to change their diaper. Then, we discuss a woman who sent a man she went on an online date with 65,000 texts. And then we move onto a man who was practicing "karate" on swans in an Orlando park. After that, we discuss a reason you should NEVER use a 7-11 microwave. Finally, we give a reason to never "horse around" with your dog. There's a multitude of lessons to be learned from this episode. You're welcome.

Hey all you Steven Seagal, Garrison Keillor, and Guy Fieri fans! On this week's episode, we delve into all sorts of fun current events. For example, we start off by discussing a serial pooper who caused a sting operation to be launched to end his reign of terror. After that, we find someone else being accused of wrongdoing. In this man's trial, there are two details that the jurors are SICK and TIRED of hearing about. What are they? Listen and find out, mmmmm'kay! But it's not just that. We stick with the theme of smoooooth criminals when we discuss a Judge who admits to having a serious problem. Then, it's off to Indiana where a raccoon nearly OD'ed on drugs! I know. It's sad, but hey, we had to report it. Sticking with the crime and punishment theme, it's the tale of a man who was HIGHLY intoxicated and attempting to make love to a car. After that, it's some post show talk. This episode is chock-full of life lessons, so listen carefully.

Ahoy, maties. What week to be alive! Why? Cause there's another new episode of the Danish and O'Neill podcast, ya dingus! This episode is going to rock your socks off. Maybe even your top. And bottoms. Especially if you're wearing pajamas. We start the show off discussing O'Neill's upcoming Ellismania fight against the Legion of Skanks podcast's Luis J. Gomez. After that, we discuss movies about dogs, which brings us into a fascinating story about a Colorado man, his ex-gf, and their dog, Bubba. This one is a DOOZY. Then, we discuss the "coolest" substitute teacher around. A man named Fish. I know. It's confusing. We even get some Fieri talk in as well. This episode is power-packed. It's definitely going to change your life for the better!

Heeeeello, baaaaaaaby! As the podcast title suggests, this episode is about the birth of Danish's child. We also get into fun stuff like recent movies, documentaries, and UFC fights. Danish also tells of an interesting situation in his neighborhood that he just can't get enough of. It's the first episode in a long while that has no article discussion in it. Oh, and we start the episode off by discussing the recent passing of the Comedy Store matriarch, Mitzi Shore. I probably should have led the paragraph off with that, right? Too late now. Enjoy, ya weirdos.

Yello! It's the Wrestlemania night edition of Danish and O'Neill! We start the show off by talking about the latest incident involving Connie Mac McGregor. After that, we discuss a not-so-secret pregnancy salad that Courtney tried to get this baby out of the oven. When that scintillating discussion is over, we tackle an article about some fat shaming that took place in a Valparaiso, Indiana bakery. Next, it's a job opening that MANY of you will be interested in. If you're not, you should be. Do you have any pond cleaning experience? If so, you're a shoe-in for the job. From that beautiful news piece, we head to a theme park in Orlando, Florida, where a woman has a complaint with the park's employees over what she describes as a "humiliating" experience. Then, it's time for a long awaited Y report. It's been too long! From there, it's some pre-post show post show talk (does that even make sense? it does to me, okay!). Come and get it, ya freakazoids.

On this week's episode, we finally get the legendary Bushman back on the show. He came in ready to go in a beautiful suit that was tight-fitting in the best of ways. We talked about all sorts of things with the Bush and even touched on his new career as a paparazzo. There's no way to describe an episode with the Bush. You just have to listen.

Jumpin' John Little joins us on this week's program. We discuss all sorts of topics such as: the limo driver turned rocketeer, "Mad" Mike Hughes, elderly sprinters, pastry truck robbery, Australian train hijinks, horses in nightclubs, Miami monkeys on the loose, and much, much more. Give it a listen to hear what everyone's talking about around the water cooler.

This week's episode starts with us discussing the holiday of Dyngus Day. Want to know what it's all about? Well, we'll give you a hint. Get your pussywilllows ready! After that, we listen to an unbelievable commercial for a defunct martial arts studio. It will move you. We then go over some listener emails, including one from the living legend, THE BUSHMAN! After that, it's a discussion about an article that will shock you. It involves a samurai sword, a jilted lover, a gamer, and martial arts training. Then, it's an update from the guy in jail in England who refused to move his bowels. After that, we share the story of a monster mountain lion found in Washington. We even have some time to discuss a recent controversial flight! Things got crazy on a Transavia flight. You'll have to hear it to believe it, folks. After that, there's random talk of Seagal, Ryan Mutombo, and other shenanigans. Get 'er while she's hot and happy Dyngus Day!

Oh, what an episode this week. It's a real titillater. O'Neill starts the show off by telling a story about one of Ari Shaffir's fans and something he witnessed when said fan met his hero. After that, we discuss Tommy Morris' latest "comedy" show. We then break down a GREAT match up of two people whose love lives definitely aren't the norm (sorry, no horses this time). After that, it's some South Bay high school wrestling talk and even some Stockton, CA convo. There's also some pre-post show talk about Bob Ross, and a cliffhanger is set up for next episode. Just listen, okay?!? Stop being so difficult.

Oooooooooh, heavens to Betsy, it's another beautiful episode of the Danish and O'Neill podcast starring none other than us, Danish and O'Neill (duh!). We come firing hot out of the starting gates in this episode. There's some brief hamster-flushgate updates (from listeners). O'Neill discusses his comedy/ski tour with Ari "too hot for Twitter" Shaffir. Danish tells of a recent mishap he had on a tricky pair of stairs (they were like MC Escher stairs!). There's also a bunch 'ems first hand witness account! We switch gears with some brief UFC talk. We find time to talk some Stevie Seagal and what he's been up to lately (it's a real doozy as usual). Oh, and there's a HORSE story! Is it "that" kind of horse story? Hmmmmm. Maybe it's not. Listen and find out! We even give an update on Brendan "the Dass man" Dassey. This episode is full of more twists and turns than an old country road. Put your helmet on, space cadets, cause you're in for a treat.

Heeeeeey you guuuuuuuuuuuuys! It's yet another scintillating and titillating episode of the Danish and O'Neill podcast. This week, we start off talking about a little known Frankie boy Sinatra movie entitled Dirty Dingus Magee. After that, there's a hyena update (that involves the Danish's loved ones!). Wondering what's been going on with Jared from Subway??? Well, we have an update about what he's been up to behind bars. We keep movin' and shakin' because after that, we discuss a HOT new movement in schools...the banning of the concept of best friends. Sorry, besties. It's OVER! Then, it's on to a man in Indiana who's taking the coppers to court! Is he right? Wrong? You be the judge. Asking yourself, "hey, why haven't they talked about Stockton in a while?!?" Well, you're in luck. We blow the dust off the ol' pontoon and head on up to Stockton for a two-pack of Stockton stories. Because Stockton is a city of the future, we discuss an article about a "time traveler" who "passed" a "lie detector test". And that's all, folks!

Happy President's Day, everybody! It's a BIG holiday, so we hope you're all acting accordingly and really living it up like the crazy mofos you all are. We start off by talking a little about the new Karate Kid youtube show trailer. We quickly move on to discuss A+E's latest hit, Undercover High. Is Scottie Maples on it? Probably. After that moving convo, we shift gears and read a listener email where someone has a "transformative sexual experience". It's yet another listener who is traveling the world like Carmen Sandiego. Wondered what happened to the limo driver turned "Rocket Man"? Well, we have an update for you. Then, we're off to the UK, where there's a MAJOR standoff taking place in a jail. We're bobbing and weaving on this episode, because after that, we cover a story about a BIG controversy that's rocking the world...Peter Rabbit (the kids movie). All downhill from there? HELL NO! It's time for a support animal story. This one is quite a doozy. Poor hamster. Adios amigos.

Hola, come estan? Bien bien. Es tiempo para mas Danish y O'Neill. This week, we start off by updating a few stories we've discussed in the past: the former limo driver turned space explorer and the woman who posts breastfeeding videos to youtube. We also discuss a judge who's a candidate to be the Governor of Ohio and made an interesting proclamation on Facebook. After that, we talk a near killer whale attack, a drone lifeguard, babies in make-up, and many other of life's mysteries and intrigues.

Heeeeeeeey Macarena! It's another delectable episode of the Danish and O'Neill show. We start off talking about the man of the hour, the international ju jitsu practitioner-man of mystery, Chase Moore. He sends in an email filling in some of the blanks on his interesting lifestyle. O'Neill has a long awaited go-kart update. After that, we get into what you all want, the peacock story. Don't know what it is? Well, listen and find out! Jeez. We also get some words of wisdom from Pilot Mutombo! After that, we discuss a Reddit post and try to figure out if it's real or not. Either way, it's a doozy. Then, it's off to some college called Macalaster (KEVIN!) for a well needed Gary Keillor update. Tsk tsk, Gary, you dirty old man. We also say a quick RIP to P-23. Big fashion update: Guy Fieri is now a fashion icon. Good day.

Hey there pickle heads,It's yet another week of the Danish and O'Neill podcast. To start out the episode, we discuss what appears to be the end for Boner City USA. What a glorious run...After that, we check in on some news regarding Gary Keilor. We also learn a LOT about the man who was inside the Barney suit for years. If you have $350, you just may be able to find out.O'Neill talks about a haunting documentary he saw that shines a light on the strange world of people who turn their houses into Halloween attractions/haunted houses. Listen before bed at your own risk!A listener letter really inspires both of us to take on more adventures. Enjoy the show, ya gravy guzzlers.

Howdy, everybody! This week starts out with a (literal) bang as we discuss a security guard who walks into a 7-11 with gun a-blazin to prevent an attempted robbery. After that, we talk about our new favorite airline, Delta. They've decided to take matters into their own hands and make it harder for people to fly with fake support animals!!!!! Finally. Someone's taking a stand. We then delve back into Seagal's work of fiction (we didn't know it was fiction when we discussed it a few episode's back), the Way of the Shadow Wolves. We even read some GLOWING Amazon reviews. To keep it fair and balanced, we then do a story that involves Jean Claude Van Damme. Apparently, he did something that made him break into tears recently. We then do a quick fight round-up and discuss Saturday night's Bellator and UFC fights. O'Neill discusses a story of a a 19 year old college student making and then posting some racist videos. After that winner, we move on to more winners who are taking part in the Tide Pod Challenge. Who doesn't like the taste of detergent??? It's the new ice cream. We move on to discuss a man punching a police horse, a smelly woman we used to deliver food to, and a morbidly obese couple who lost weight and had sex for the first time in their eleven year relationship. Danish also shares an embarrassing blunder he committed at the Y.

On this week's show, we have Mack Lindsay, our old friend and co-worker from our Comedy Store days, join us. Of course, we get into all things Comedy Store related and discuss our (Bruce Springsteen) gloooory days. Like a nice, lazy river (at either a water park or in the wild), the convo meanders here and there, to and fro and will have a little something for everyone. Well, what are you waiting for? Listen to it already, ya weirdo!

Just like that STD you've been having trouble kicking, we're baaaaa-aaaaaack! It's 2018, and Danish and O'Neill are back in town. Danish kicks off the show with an announcement (that many of you already know, but hey, some may not). If you dooooon't know, now you know, (bad word). After some lighthearted banter, we discuss the terribly sad news when it comes to Guy Fieri. We then discuss an article about a 30 year old British man who got arrested for doing something that's a little out of the ordinary. O'Neill shares a story about a recent run-in he had with a weirdo at the Comedy Store. Then, it's YET another story of a "service animal" gone wrong in a public setting. Enough is enough! Then, as the name of this week's show suggests, we discuss a scientific study involving fish orgies. After that stimulating discussion, the show shifts gears and discusses a Pizza Hut employee who was wrongfully terminated (for doing her job to the best of her ability!). To close the show, it's a LONG overdue Y report. There's a lot that needed to be reported on. Enjoy, ya freakazoids.