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Yooooooooooooo, Adrian! We did it. We made another episode of Danish and O'Neill. So, do you what you gotta do and listen to the comedy goodness we provide on a weekly basis. O'Neill starts out the show by detailing his trip to Lake Tahoe. The trip even included a stop in a VERY special place (hint, it's not Sal Zuno's house). Next, we have to address a pressing issue that's been getting a lot of attention online: our beef with Ari Shaffir (release episode 300 of Skeptic Tank!). After that, we hop on the Danish and O'Neill cruise ship and sail to Australia to discuss a restaurant that decided to impose an 18% "male tax". We stay in the realm of restaurants and talk about an eatery in China that's doing something a little out of the ordinary. Next, it's tiiiiiime for mountain lion news. We segue from mountain lions to Florida news. This story's a real doozy. It's about an old man (allegedly) creepin' around the beaches. It's worth listening to. Trust me. The power-packed episode just keeps on rollin', as we move on to discuss stories from our home states. Unfortunately, the next story is a bit of a Debbie downer, but let's hope that these Florida teenagers get what's comin' to 'em! After maaaany episodes of giving the Y a hard time, we finally do a story that celebrates the organization (of course it doesn't involve the Danish). After that, it's all post show talk. Viva Danish and O'Neill!

Howdy, partners. Saddle up your horses cause another episode of D+O is upon us. And once again, we're one of the only podcasts out there that provides information that you can use to impress your coworkers and dinner party guests with. You're welcome! On today's show, we cover the 4 p's of podcasting: past TV stars, an alleged pervert patrol, peppers, and pets. We start off with a Dukes of Hazard update. One of the former stars may be in some trouble. Stay tuned. Then, we talk about some helicopter cops who allegedly used the chopper for inappropriate "missions". O'Neill drops some more tidbits from his trip to Indiana and then we follow-up on a story from a few shows back about a guy with a devast8ating facial tattoo. After that, we hop in the Danish and O'Neill hovercraft and head to Vietnam to report on a story about peppers. We segue into some Teen Vogue talk. We really analyze (emphasis on the first four letters of that word) an article they wrote. It's been a while...but we have to report the news. It's time for a story about a man and a donkey. We finish the show with an example of how yoga class can betray you and then some post-show talk. Keep on fartin' in the free world.

Episode 105'er is upon us, and this one is chock-full of essential vitamins and nutrients. Right off the bat, O'Neill gets into some tales from his trip to his homeland: Valparaiso, Indiana. Not to be confused with Valparaiso, Chile. But I guess that goes without saying. Danish talks about a concert he took in over the weekend. O'Neill then remembers losing his cool with a TSA agent and talks about his Steve O'Neill/Ari Shaffir-like moment. We get into some brief updates from past D+O stories. Danish tells a story related to going to a showing of The Goonies in a park. After that, the gents discuss a story from HBO's Real Sports. After that, we talk about the infamous "boomstick". This one is worth hearing about. Seriously. The boomstick. Then, after a looooooooooong time away, we check in on Eric Hites. The hits keep on comin', as we head to Stockton to discuss an article about a recent string of racism. The show closes with an epic (that word is often overused but definitely isn't here) Y report. Hakuna matata.

Greetings, Earthlings, extra terrestrials, and whoever else may be listening out there in the universe. It's episode 104. YAY!!!! O'Neill opens the show with an interesting idea about the possibility of new merch: a D+O calendar. Then, we get into a few videos that you, our lovely listeners, sent us. After that, we discuss some hot, new TV shows that are coming out soon. Then, we stop f'in around and report some bobcat news. It's chilling. Beware of bobcats, everyone. They're dangerous. And some are rabid. We smooooothly segue into something that forced a flight to land. Listen to find out what it could be! Great tease. Then, it's a tale of romance gone wrong. Very, very wrong. After that, we head to Oregon to report a disgusting story about an overturned truck that covered a highway in sea creatures. It's tiiiiiiime for the main event of the podcast: the story of a man with who has what could possibly be the worst tattoo ever. Then, we stumble upon something that we thought we'd never encounter: a mom blogger who we actually kind of like. After that, we report on a controversial lawsuit that has some craaaaazy details. Then, it's on to some post show talk. Have a holly jolly week (why is that just for Christmas?). Feliz semana, ya freaks.

Another week is upon us, as is another episode of D+O. The show opens with some quick tent talk. Danish then discusses yet another near miss he had with a man who shares his name. Imposter! Show yourself. After that, we discuss an "exciting" tale about Ronda Rousey and her fiancee, Travis Browne. Then, it's on to an attack that went down on a nude beach. Apparently, sharks aren't huge fans of nudity. Like a finely tuned ju jitsu fighter, we quickly transition into our next topic: our beefs with the internet. Yeah, we're looking at you, Yahoo and MSN! It's been a while, but it's time for some Michael and Paula Deen talk! Danish reveals a razor blade story that cuts deep for O'Neill. See what I did there? Next, it's a story about a woman's crusade to abolish perfect attendance awards. After that, we discuss one of Barb's beauties that she researched before she left. It's a classic battle: Star Wars vs. Star Trek (or two nerds arguing about it that leads to an arrest). A rogue mountain lion that briefly lost its mind and ran wild in California leads to some convo. Danish tells O'Neill about something called the "pizzakini", and he doesn't approve. After that, it's a lot of post show talk. Viva Nepal!

Dear loyal listener,It's time for episode 102, so put on a nice outfit, grab some snacks, and get ready for the excellence you've come to expect from this show. Joining us in studio is John Little, the son of the great painter, Jim Little. O'Neill and Johnny come in hot, talking about "the road to the podcast". After that, we did some quick mountain lion talk (it's been a while...but we didn't forget about you, P-22). Next, John poses some interesting "would you" questions, and O'Neill drops some serious forensic knowledge. After that, we talk about an incredible job opening (seriously, you should apply). Then, we head to Arkansas to detail a harrowing tale of a woman shooting a gun in the direction of a boy who was allegedly up to no good (for the second time!). O'Neill and Little really go head to head on this one. You be the judge and jury. Whose opinion came out on top? We hop in the D+O buggy and drive to Thousand Oaks to discuss a story about a reptile hoarder who got arrested. It's time for the main course, ladies and gentlemen (let's be honest...most of you aren't gentlemen)! We head to a vegan restaurant in Tennessee where a customer review really chapped the owner's buttocks. Danish then discusses a man he met who was a lot like Seagal and Bill Dillman, and John asks what we think about Mayweather vs. Connie. After that, it's post show talk with one story about a racy teacher mixed in. This particular episode would pair nicely with a nice red wine. Enjoy.

Greetings, Earthlings. On the 101st episode, Danish and O'Neill feel like they're starting a new chapter. They start out with a few exciting announcements that include some merchandise that just may be coming soon (listen for details!). After that, they get into some MAJOR breaking news concerning one Guy Fieri (pronounced Fee-eddy, thank you very much!). Turns out, there's a donkey sauce controversy. Ooooooooh. You're in troooo-oooouble. After that, we discuss an article about some "real life vampires", and it really gets under O'Neill's skin. To pick our spirits up, we bring light to a hero in China, who uses his MMA skills to take on phony martial artists. Seagal, watch your back! Danish offers O'Neill a possible venue for his nuptials. It can't be all wedding talk and lollipops though because it's time to read a letter from Barb, which discusses her retirement. Where do you go from there? A UFC fight where a fighter defecated their pants. We then hop on the Danish and O'Neill jet and head to Japan to discuss a new trend that's sweeping the nation. To wrap up the show, O'Neill dips into his mail bag, and there's even a quick "Danish on Horror" segment. Oki doki. Now go buy a boomerang.

Hoooooooooliday! Celebrate! Episode 100 is upon us, ladies and gents, so listen and rejoice. A special guest joins us in studio. Who is it??? The intrigue. The mystery. The excitement. We start off the show by talking about a new procedure that's really taking the medical field by storm. Next, we talk about a new toy that O'Neill needs to get before they're banned. Where to after that? Fine. I'll tell you. We talk about how astral projection is revolutionizing sex. Then, we discuss self marriage (if you like O'Neill rage, you'll enjoy this). On to bigger and better things, like rapper YG really putting his foot in his mouth at a concert in Australia. We couldn't do episode 100 without an animal story, so we do a story about a boy and a goat (get your minds out of the gutters!). After that, it's some reflections about 100 episodes of D+O, a brief Y report, and some luscious post show talk. 100 episodes! We did it!!!!!! We're...the best...around!

To open this hot episode, O'Neill describes a trailer for a beautiful new Steven Seagal movie called The China Salesman (with a title like that, how can you not already be sold?!?). Danish brings the mood down with some sad news (it relates to the title of this episode). In an attempt to lift everyone's spirits, Danish does a story, which O'Neill quickly says is fake. There goes that! Next up, is a story about the Breatharian movement, which O'Neill once again calls BS on. This is like the time he said there's no such thing as razors in Halloween candy. Such a doubting Thomas. Danish then tells an "interesting" story that his mother relayed to him. After that racy story (it is racy), Danish discusses an article about two random strangers getting a little too crazy on a flight to Ibiza. For the first time ever, D+O discuss a story from a paper in Bangor, Maine. And boy, is it a doozy. Long live the Borch family (you'll find out who they are if you listen, ya dingus!)! There's some random Adam West talk and then some urban cowboy follow-up. O'Neill describes his "spiritual journey" with Ari Shaffir. Then, there's some classic post show talk. Enjoy. Or else...

Greetings, Earthlings, extra terrestrials, and others who may be listening. Danish starts off by telling a few tales of things he's seen around town, one of which blew his mind. O'Neill watched the documentary we talked about last episode and shares his thoughts about it. After that, we discuss an incident that is hopefully the tipping point in the "support animal" epidemic. Then, it's time for some falcon news (a few different stories...a variety pack if you will). We segue beautifully into a story about a man and his love for motor vehicles. In a Danish and O'Neill first, we cover a story about makeup. Trust me, it's worth it. Then, it's on to bigger and better things: a story about a little person who caused scandal by dressing up as a leprechaun. Then, a story about a teacher/student relationship, and a zookeeper who isn't afraid to go the extra mile. What else is left? Post show talk. That's what, ya dingus!

Episode 97 is heeeeeeere! O'Neill does the show with a diaper on because he was having problems with his tummy. Then, we decide to turn the clock back and tell some stories from our days as delivery drivers. After that, we turn our attention to none other than Guy Fieri and a real douchey appearance he made on a pizza review show. We stay on the pizza train with a college admission essay to an Ivy League school about it. We move on to an article about a clown causing problems on the highway. Where do you go from there? A story about a man receiving a penile transplant. And thaaaaat's the show for this week. Yup. Why are you still reading?

Aw tick tock you don't stop...it's yet another hot episode of Danish and O'Neill for that ass. My humble apologies for not getting the show notes up sooner. I had them up last night but forgot to hit save. I blame Barb for not reminding me. Step it up, Barb!!!!!! On this episode, O'Neill discusses his bad run-in with some edibles (amateur hour!...but let's be honest, the same thing would happen to me, if not worse). Then, we head to the animal kingdom for some talk of falconry that would both shock and titillate Steve O'Neill. We stay in the animal world with a discussion of when cute animal encounters go wrong. O'Neill also dips DEEP into his mail bag for some listener submissions. After that, it's time to head to the Danish and O'Neill court room for some court case analysis (eat your heart out, CNN!). On to the main course of the episode...we visit Colgate University to report on a REAL millennial crisis that involves samurai swords, glue guns, and white guilt. It's H-O-T. Okay, you've all had your veggies. It's time for dessert: post show talk. Enjoy. Subscribe. Spread the word. Don't deny your friends, family, and co-workers the wisdom we drop on a daily basis. Peace and Grease, the musical.

Good morning, afternoon, and evening to you, faithful podcast listener. It's time for another gorgeous episode of Danish and O'Neill. This week, we open with some tent talk with Danish talking about some drama he saw out on the streets. After that, we talk about a car that Steve O'Neill would have LOVED to drive. Then, it's time for some Danish and O'Neill updates. First, we discuss the verdict of the case involving the perv who got caught playing pocket pinball during an NFL game. Second, is the unbelievable case of Antonio Cromartie (an NFL player who can't stop having kids). Then, it's on to a mystery that only Sal Zuno can solve...it involves someone shaving cats. We then take aim at Canada for denying a man a specialized license plate. Stop the tyranny! After that, it's time for some Stockton news! First, we report on a brawl between two women in a parking lot. Then, it's on to an update on the craziest Mayor of all time (well, former Mayor now). After hearing about what a disgrace that guy is, we cleanse our palates by talking about a real American hero, a man who gets paid to hunt pythons in Florida. Then, it's the cherry on top of the sundae...post show talk and post post show talk. Viva Nepal!

Come one, come all to this very special Danish and O'Neill Mother's Day episode. We start off with a BIG announcement that proves we are the people's champion of podcasts. After that excitement, we discuss a great quote about horses. We stay within the animal kingdom when we cover a story about a mysterious naked man who was photographed straddling a dead shark. Switching gears, O'Neill then discusses a documentary or dookie-mentary called Gringo. Next, it's time to discuss a court case where the defense's big strategy involves the defendant's wiener. We perfectly segue into detailed analysis about a street fight video we were sent. O'Neill calls it the best street fight he's ever seen (saying a lot!). We can't stay away from the animal kingdom this episode...cause we move on to discuss a story about monkeys taking over Florida. Seriously. Danish then unleashes a Y report for the ages. It blows O'Neill's mind. After that, it's some post show talk. Cooooome and get it (while it's still hot). Happy Mother's Day!

Heeeeey there, podcastateers. Welcome to the show notes for episode 93. Exciting stuff, right? Yup. Totally. We start off the show with some housekeeping, aka, discussing some follow-up topics that carried over from last week's show. Then, we get into some BIG Seagal news. You won't want to miss this. It's going to be major watercooler talk for a while. We then seamlessly transition into a first time topic: Dancing with the Stars. You read that correctly. Don't worry, it's not any real insight or analysis of the show. It's something much cooler than that. Finally, it's time for the main course of the episode: the French election. Well, kind of. It's a story of romance...and an improper teacher/student relationship. And it relates to the French election. Just listen to find out, okay?!? Jeez. Do I have to spell everything out? Can't a little be left to the imagination here?!? We follow that up with a story about an actor who's gone mad. Then, the street doctor makes a long awaited return to the show by answering a listener question about impulse control. We end the show on a somber note with a sauna tragedy. That'll do it for this week's show. Listen. Subscribe. Spread the word. Swim. Sauna. But be safe in there.

On this stimulating episode, we take a lot of people to task. To start, Danish discusses a new trend of homeless people pitching tents and details a crime he witnessed at the grocery store (twice...same guy, two different times). Then, it's a sad story of a huge rabbit being taken way too soon. Would it have made it to World Record size? We'll never know. Then, it's on to a pervert on a bike who caused havoc in Spokane. It's a whipping post heavy show, because after that beauty, we discuss two "parents" who used/abused their kids to garner youtube views. It's not all serious all the time on D+O this week; next up, we have "hot takes" on Guy Fieri's appearance on "Hot Ones". We haven't gone this hard on Fieri in a while. Savor the flavor(town). To end the show, I read a "to-do" list that was left for a babysitter that really makes O'Neill laugh. Shingpie to you and yours. Pop Sugar 4 life!

Heeeeeeeeeeey everybody,Gather round your digital devices for this installment of yet another Danish and O'Neill podcast. Worried the show isn't over the two hour mark? Fear not, faithful listener, it's just over one hundred and twenty minutes. O'Neill starts us out by briefly explaining how the wedding planning is coming along. We then switch gears by following up on the pet rat case we discussed last episode (rat bite fever). It's been a while since we've had an O'Neill park report, and the one O'Neill delivers in this episode will not disappoint. Turned off by the lack of sex that takes place during live tennis broadcasts? Then, this next story is right up your alley or tennis court. After the first D+O tennis update, we head to Switzerland to discuss the country's peculiar process to get citizenship. Ever had a live fish trapped inside your body? Then you're going to want to listen to the story we discuss that involved a drunk man in China, two fish, and a trip to the ER. Many of you have reached out to me with concerns about Barbara Her-NAN-dez. Because of that, we discuss the confusing end to Aaron Her-NAN-Dez's life and bizarre details that are just now coming out about him. This episode is faster and furious-er than those movies with more gear switches than the Tour De France. We head to NorCal for a mountain lion story, starring a new D+O favorite, Detective Sal Zuno. It's BEYOND time for a 60 Days In update...a lot of long overdue updates in this episode, or just a few, but still. After all that s' talk, it's time to literally talk some s' in a story about a lady who makes the cardinal sin of not owning a plunger. Then, it's on to post-show talk. Enjoy it and SUBSCRIBE, ya weenies. Aw tick tock you don't stop.

On this week's show, we welcome back our old pal, John Little. We discuss all sorts of fun topics and articles. There's one about an 8 year old boy hitting the road with his sister. We discuss two Canadian court cases. John tells us about the time he dated a Mongolian shaman. There's some pool talk, and we even discuss an article that tells you how to live a longer life. The tips don't stop there. Oh, nosiree. We talk about the danger that comes with entering an eating challenge and head down a competitive eating rabbit hole. The post show talk is some of the best ever. Stay for the Garth Brooks show brainstorm. It will be worth your while.

Ever wanted to have O'Neill as a travel guide? Well, here's your chance. O'Neill's back from India, and he takes us through his journey in this 2 1/2 hour podcast. The trip included: rickshaw fights, crazy driving, animal sightings/encounters, near death experiences, interesting cuisine, illnesses, romance, new hobbies, secluded forts, swamis, kidnapping efforts, pick-pockets, cricket matches, many thrown punches, insane guides, and much more!

Greetings, y'all. This week's show opens with the Danish talking about some youtube rabbit holes he recently fell down (George Dillman alert). Aaaaand, it doesn't end there...there's some Beyond Scared Straight talk. After that, it's the debut of the Rite Aid update. Fully revved and ready to go at this point, the classy gents keep it going with a little Aaron Her-NAN-dez talk. Cue, the Sexual Chocolate, because it's time for a story about an adult failing children. This one's about a coach, who allegedly went too far. It's a doozy. And involves the term "juicing". Finally, it's time to talk about animals. This particular story's about a Russian raccoon, who's going through a tough time (keep the tissues handy). The animal talk inspired us to keep it going with some wooly mammoth convo. For our last two tricks, we discuss stories of idiots jumping into crocodile and shark infested waters. Stay safe out there and watch out for the "hot dog" trick.

Welcome back to another scintillating episode of Danish and O'Neill. On our 87th edition, we kick things off by talking about a new study about swimming pools and hot tubs (propaganda!). Invigorated and motivated by the pool talk, Danish is compelled to unleash a Y update. After that, we need to cleanse our palettes with something fresh yet spicy. How do you do that? By returning to your roots. Horse talk. Yup, it's back! Then, we hop on the ol' Danish and O'Neill jet and fly to Ireland to talk about a mailman who got into some serious shenanigans. Cue some light air raid sirens...cause a story about a movie trailer gets O'Neill a lil' hot and bothered (just bothered, but it doesn't sound as good without the "hot" before it). When that concludes, we honor Scottie Maples by talking a little 60 Days In. Don't put those sirens away just yet! Cause a story from North of the border bothers O'Neill. More frequent flyer miles are coming our way cause we're off to Taiwan to talk about a special group who's spreading love with their hands. We stay in Asia for a much needed camel toe fashion update. To wrap up the show, we delve deep into Goonies and ask questions that no one has ever had the courage to ask! HEY YOU GUYS!

Well, hello there, and shinpi to you and yours. We start the show talking about O'Neill's upcoming trip to India and the preparations he's made for it. Sticking with the theme, we discuss a story about a possible airline controversy in India that O'Neill should be wary of. In the very first edition of "cool or not", I ask O'Neill if a model's dangerous Instagram picture is something he's down with or against. We keep it rolling with the new segment, as I pose some other stories (a dirt bike stunt and a hoax) to O'Neill to see what he thinks about them. After that, we head to Florida and discuss a story about a pet escape that's put a community at risk. Finally, we get a "Melrose Place" update from Danish about a controversy that's tearing his building apart.

Before you listen to this episode, please take off your socks and shoes. It's SO good that it will blow your socks clean off. Just a warning. O'Neill starts us off by detailing his trip to Vegas and describes an off the strip bar that he discovered. Spoiler alert: he got a hot dog there with all the fixins. After that, the dudes decide to class it up a little bit by talking about farts for a little while. Fear not, they're discussing a scientific study! After that, Danish shares the tragic topic that most people aren't brave enough to discuss: fart assault. Danish then talks about seeing a beautiful picture of Gary Keillor speaking at his alma mater. That portion of the show just makes up the appetizers. Now, it's time for the main course, the meat 'n potatoes. The entree is a story with a twist that you will not believe. The story was so good that we had no choice but to name the episode after it. How do you follow that? Only one way. A new season of 60 Days In is upon us, and we go over the first episode. Think we peaked? Yeah right. We follow that hot segment up with a salacious story about a substitute teacher gone wrong in Oklahoma. Then, it's on to some post show talk. Man, what an episode. I need a cigarette.

Ladies and gents, it's the first female guest on the show! Who did we get? (wait for it) (wait for it longer) None other than Eleanor Kerrigan! She kicked off the show by saying our opening song was blasphemous. Whether she likes the theme song or not, the show was over 2 hours, which I think is a new D+O record. It's two plus hours of podcast for the exact same price! It's a free podcast, soooooo, it's a bleepin' good deal. We talk all sorts of topics with Eleanor, including her hot date with Ari Shaffir, her mother's famous 7-up cake, the fact that she has 28 siblings, scrotox, death by adult magazines, nip lengthening, Chris Tucker, and it went on and on 'til the break of dawn. Oh, and we talked about how Eleanor is the official comic of the Kid Rock cruise line. So, come and get it while it's fresh out of the oven, still pipin' hot.

Hey. Come here often? Cool. Are you a female? Do you know females? I've heard they LOVE this show. Anyhow, today's episode gives you nearly two hours of creamy podcasting goodness. Danish blows O'Neill's mind right out of the gate with a story that involves a domesticated cat somehow getting into someone else's house in his parent's neighborhood and viciously attacking them. By the way, this is all allegedly. Danish needs to follow up with his mother to get more details. Stay tuned, folks. Shockingly, O'Neill has yet another incident on one of his infamous "night hikes". This one was a near death experience. To celebrate 60 Days In coming back this week, the dudes talk some TV with O'Neill talking about a Showtime documentary he saw. Next, it's a story that blows O'Neill's mind again (after he put the pieces of his mind back together from being blown earlier!) It involves a beautiful instance of fart chivalry. After that, we move onto a form of martial arts that teaches you how to get kicked/punched/assaulted in the jimmy. Then, we're whisked off to Raul Quintanilla Sr. Middle School in Texas for a story about a teacher and student behaving inappropriately. We hop on the Danish and O'Neill private jet after that because the next story takes us to Sweden, where one local official is trying to get people feeling a little more randy (note the lowercase "r"). Discouraged that the U.S. of A is lagging behind when it comes to these sorts of laws?!? Well, look no further than this next story we discuss about the good people in Fort Collins, Colorado. Where do you go from there? A story about a man called "the Swiss Cheese Pervert". In the last story, O'Neill gets sirened. Then, it's smooth sailing cause it's post show talk from there. See ya in the sauna, everybody.

Well, hello there. Today's episode promises to scintillate and titillate your eardrums. Right off the bat, we listen to a phone call from a living legend, who is always hard to track down. Then, O'Neill rains on my GSP celebration by not sharing my enthusiasm for his BIG UFC comeback. After that, it's off to Burger King in Israel for a spicy meal deal combo (adults only, meow!). We briefly discuss an over the top (not in the Sly Stallone movie way) Vice article but quickly move on to a topic near and dear to our hearts...horse meat. Reunited, and it feeeeels so good. What's that? You want to know what Cosmo thinks about the rusty trombone? Then, we have the article for you! How do you follow that? With an article about kids walking in on their parents doing it. Not classy enough for you yet? Fine. The article we discuss from Forbes should fix that. Or maybe not. After that, it's on to the most controversial Y update of all time. Anybody seen Richie? Asking for a friend.

This episode comes to you from Denver. We discuss our adventures in this beautiful city and what we've been up to on the road. Steve Rannazzisi joins us briefly to add his insightful input into our misadventures. After that, we break down the BEST commercial ever made. Then, it's on to two different articles about the male anatomy (guess which body part?). O'Neill, the street doctor, shares a listener email, and we offer our advice. Lastly, we share the obituary of a man whose family HATED him. Enjoy the show, jive turkeys.

Hello. Welcome. No, don't run away. Please come in. Take your shoes off though. Thanks. On this week's stimulating episode, we cover the gamut. We update yet another twist in the never ending Bushman saga. We then talk about "the big game", which O'Neill told me is what we have to call it. O'Neill then describes his "bad blunder" with a pair of handcuffs. Then, inspired by last episode's discussion of an African man who healed a woman with his shoe, we talk about the insane world of African healers. We move on to a story that a lot of you sent our way...about 80 falcons on an airplane. Next, we stick with the plane talk (not plain!, never plain) and call for an airline to be boycotted over the treatment of a passenger. A racy sports clip is played and discussed. Then, we head (figuratively) to a well known retail store and discuss what two men did inside to draw the ire of the local po-lice. After that, it's off to England (literally) and a story that's rocking the UK! Lastly, it's some after the show talk. We love you and your chi-balls, Bill Dillman!

Welcome to episode 79'er. We open up with a vengeance, pondering how we both find a way to get sick so often. After that, it's time for a BIG announcement. That's right, everybody. We've got a new podcast coming soon. Stay tuned. Then, it's time for O'Neill to eat some crow and admit that he's been wrong. Next, it's time for a BIG treat, something you've all been waiting for...a phone call from a VERY special guest. After that beautiful call, we ponder whether a local restaurant would be a good sponsor for the show. Next, we venture to Africa to discuss a story about a man who can cure STD's with his shoe. Where do you go from there? You venture deep into the world of a new trend: professional cuddling. O'Neill then talks about a guy who got his goat recently. It's been a while...but it's time for some cougar talk. After that, a listener email gets O'Neill riled up. This episode just keeps packin' the laughs cause after that, we get into the world of robosexuals. Then, it's time for after the show talk with some Seagal and other hijinks. If it's cold where you live, wear earmuffs. Thanks.

Hey, weenies and weenettes, it's another episode of Danish and O'Neill, and this one's extra special cause our old pal, Andrew DeWitt, joins us in studio. O'Neill starts us off on the right foot by discussing the touching gift his family gave him for Christmas. Then, we break down an article that takes us into a magical world of people who don't see themselves as human. Hint: they like to swim and frolic and swimming pools, puddles, and other bodies of water. Then, we talk some mukbang, the art of web cam eating that is taking over South Korea. After that titillating story, we talk about Pakistan's "Hulk-man". This guy has a bright future. Listen safely and please don't run with lollipops in your mouths.

We start off this week's episode with O'Neill as skeptical as ever. He doesn't believe that a muscular man with a mustache had a bald eagle on his arm in an airport (despite video evidence that shows said event happening). Danish gives an update about his battle over his holiday flight from hell. After that, we head to O'Neill's home state of Indiana to tell a beautiful feel-good story about a strip club and church. Next, we detail the world of competitive kegeling. Come on, everybody, start competing! Then, it's time to gather your children around for a long story that blows O'Neill's mind and may have ruined his life. And no, it's not about mountain lions. Then, it's a grab bag of grab-ass. Shinpei, everyone. Shinpei.

In the first actual episode of 2017, Danish and O'Neill unleash some serious audio ass whippery. Right off the bat, we learn that O'Neill's mother isn't a snitch. We also learn that Australians don't call farts "farts". Danish goes over his flawless holiday vacation, leaving no detail unturned. After that, we put our investigative reporting hats on to expose people scamming the support animal industry. O'Neill details a NYE wedding he attended that was full of horses. Danish tells a tale that proves his old man has been holding out when it comes to unbelievable animal tales. O'Neill recommends a film. Danish discusses a potentially nefarious story that could involve GSP (allegedly). There's some VERY brief NFL talk. We get into what happened to Ronda Rousey in her last fight. O'Neill reads some classy fan emails. There's even some post show Steven Seagal talk. What else do you want? Nothing. Well, maybe a 2017 horse calendar. But hey, you can't always get what you want. But if you try sometimes, well you might find. You get what you need. Toodles, poodles.

Happy new year, everybody. To start the year off right, Danish and O'Neill cooked up one humdoozy of a show. O'Neill shares breaking Bushman news. Well, not really, but there is a "where's Bushman" update, which is a lot harder than Where's Waldo ever was. Speaking of updates, we talk some Nick Diaz. In a story that's right in the Danish and O'Neill wheelhouse, we discuss a security guard visibly pleasuring himself under his khakis on an NFL field, as he stands about five feet away from cheerleaders. We pay homage to the inventor of the Heimlich Maneuver and discuss a beautiful eulogy for one hell of a man. We try to tackle Dikembe Mutombo's full name (just like his dingus...it's a mouthful...allegedly). The Danish thinks he found O'Neill's soulmate and tells him about her. We also tackle a story about what could be the most annoying support animal ever. In yet another story, we talk about two brave women thwarting an armed robber with sex toys. O'Neill shares a listener's harrowing tale of never farting in front of her man and vice versa. Danish shares an old hunter's advice about fighting a big cat. Breaking Danish and O'Neill science coverage: we discuss an article about why humans evolved to the point where a penis bone was no longer necessary. O'Neill discusses an insane fitness plan for 2017. We end the show with some solid Seagal banter and sound clips. Live it. Love it. Llama it.

Shinpei, everyone and welcome to yet another episode of Danish and O'Neill. We recap our weekend hanging out with GSP and his bff David Loiseau. Then, we get into a GREAT story about fan favorite, Dikembe Mutombo. The audio is just gold, baby. After that, we discover that someone we know is working on the Bill Cosby trial. For you gearheads, there's some O'Neill automotive talk. For the first time ever, we have a Razor Ramon story on the show. About damn time! Then, we get to what you guys all know and love: some hardcore mountain lion talk (or cougar, whichever nomenclature you prefer). There's a quick Seagal update. O'Neill has a shocking tale to tell about his family. Danish discusses something that happened at the Y that really upset him. There's some other shenanigans as well. Farty on, Wayne.

Awwwww yeah, you and your mother's favorite podcast is back for another great week of content. We come out of the gate HOT with a story about a young North Carolina boy's run-in with a Santa. Next, we get to a mannequin challenge that resulted in some arrests. Keeping with the theme of criminals, we discuss a story about a woman who gave cops more than they bargained for when they arrested her. Next stop, Delaware, for a sex shop that has a Santa outside, so kids can take pics with him. After that, there's a LONG awaited Gary Keillor update! Then, right back to criminals for a Walmart round-up. O'Neill refuses to admit that Indiana is losing it when we talk about a story out of Bloomington. Danish discusses some sauna chemistry. We also discuss the story of a woman whose last name is Hotlodes who loves nachos. We close the show with some brief MMA talk. Enjoy the show, ya weirdos.

This week's show comes (with an "o") live from Raleigh, North Carolina, where we were doing a road gig. We open the show discussing a story of bad showmanship from the world of weightlifting. Next, we get into our bread and butter, some good old fashioned mountain lion talk. After that, we stay on the animal path (not like that!) with a saaaaad, sad story about a couple and their dog, Harvey. Then, the action continues with a new "job" we think will generate lots of revenue. O'Neill does some farm talk, and he gets to participate in his first ever Y report. Enjoy the show, and keep the change, ya filthy animals.

Well hello, loyal listener. Apparently, you've come (with an "o") back for more creamy Danish and O'Neill goodness. On today's episode, O'Neill tells about his run-in with coyotes. Next, we discuss Nick Diaz's appearance on the Opie Radio Show. After that, we congratulate our favorite actor, Steven Seagal, on getting his Russian passport. We follow up on an item from last week's show: the prestigious toy hall of fame. We also report on a GREAT new game available on your phone. For our next two tricks, we discuss some school related topics. After that, we find that NASA has issued a challenge and think we're the men for the job. A long awaited Y report is given, and it's juuuuuuuicy. Long live the lambada.

Howdy, partners. Wow, what an episode. Where to begin? How about the beginning? The theme song really came in full throttle this week. It will get your blood pumpin' and burn at least 80 calories (allegedly). To start off, O'Neill shows off his business prowess by recalling an unbelievable idea he had back in the day that's making headlines lately. We briefly get into a new Thanksgiving term. Spread it like gonorrhea. Danish tells a story about two British laaaaadies and then we switch gears and start talking about Connie Mac (briefly). For fans of the air raid siren, this next segment will really wet your (meat) whistle. We discuss what colleges are doing to soothe students who are disappointed by the result of the election. After that, we explain why Italy is the leading country when it comes to pervertry. Barb sends in yet another story, and this time it's about a shocking case of domestic abuse that is not being talked about. O'Neill gets a real kick out of an article about the toy hall of fame. We also get into a lengthy segment about one of the GREATEST martial artists of all time. Enjoy this podcast, your Thanksgiving (if you celebrate it), and your Monday (if you believe in it as a day of the week). Keep on fartin' in the free world.

Hola. Como estas? On this very special episode of Danish and O'Neill (episode 69), we get into all sorts of shenan-foolery (new hybrid word I just made up). We report on some "shinhai" follow up. O'Neill is upset about 60 Days In, while Danish is deeply saddened. Danish presents O'Neill with two more Halloween tampering cases. Will he deny the truth??? We then discuss this UNBELIEVABLE video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=9&v=gEDaCIDvj6I Riding a wave of martial arts, we then break down UFC 205 and discuss our thoughts on Connie Mac. Danish presents a new segment called "reading the day-to-day calendar". Danish shares a story about terrorist owls. Finally, it's a return to an article about horses (you know what I'm saying, wink wink). And there's more, but you'll find out when you listen. Hakuna matata.

Wow, what an exciting episode we have for you this time, folks. What did we discuss? Well, thanks for asking. Once again, O'Neill vehemently DENIES foreign objects EVER being put in candy during Halloween. Then, we discuss the craziest incident that happened during a surgery in Japan. A shocking Guy Fieri revelation is made, and we come full circle with the "super duper weenie wagon". O'Neill angrily describes a neighbor dispute over boobie gazing allegations. Some super secret D+O business is discussed (shhhhh). There's some brief 60 Days In discussion, and it's just an overall rollickin' good time. Oh, one last thing. SHINGPIE!

In this riveting Halloween episode, we provide many tricks and treats. We start off by telling about some "interesting" experiences we've both had lately. O'Neill talks about what it's like to be a hero (you'll see). We discuss a clown story from Stockton! O'Neill takes a closer look and weighs in on if he thinks the story is a hoax or not. Later, we give a 60 Days In update that will BLOW YOUR MIND (make sure you're sitting down for this one). We go over two stories about gaming and the pitfalls one can run into in a virtual world. We also discuss another teacher of the year candidate. There's even some random sports talk (MMA included). Listen to the end for celebrity cameos. Good day to all and happy Halloween! (apologies for the Danish mistakes this episode...he is currently whipping himself to repent)

Wow. What an episode you're in store for today, dear listener. Right off the bat, O'Neill rights a wrong by reading an email that he somehow overlooked. How could we possibly follow that?!? Well, there's only one way: by reading a listener haiku that's based on something we discussed last episode. We then get into a discussion about "creepers". Next, we ponder where Bushman could be and play a VM Danish left for him. After that, we give everyone a REAL treat by introducing them to Australian Batman. In honor of Halloween being nearly upon us, Danish goes over some common hazardous items in candy, which O'Neill dismisses as "urban legend". Speaking of O'Neill, he details hiking incident 48. The talk of nature got us into some brief owl talk, which led O'Neill to read an email from yet another listener who's a bird expert, and he opposes the first "expert's" opinion. From Barb's cubicle comes (with a "u") a fantastic story that will make you think twice about dating the elderly via online dating sites or otherwise. There's a quick Danish nightmare update, an article about the side boob being over, and more discussion of Halloween on college campuses. This episode is both a trick and a treat. Enjoy, ya filthy goblins.

In this rollicking episode of D+O, we discuss lots of important topics that will help strengthen you emotionally and intellectually. We give an update to the children fighting in Chechnya story. We also put out an APB for the Bushman (has anyone seen Richie...or the Bushman?). If so, let us know (is it important? OF COURSE!). We shout out a special listener and some 209'ers. We also give Alex Trebek's new in-your-face style RAVE reviews. We recap our time spent with Bert Kreischer on the Bertcast. We discuss a story about a British man who's chasing down clowns to reassure scared children. O'Neill gets into his rash of bad luck and ponders seeking the help of a shaman to purify his soul. Danish discusses his newfound automotive skills and tells of some weird things that have been happening to him. We also get into a story about Oakland dumping. We finish strong with a story that checks all the D+O boxes. Enjoy this episode. It will increase your IQ by at least 40 points. You're welcome. Tits yeah!

Welcome to episode 64! Now that we got that out of the way, let's get down to the meat and potatoes of this week's episode. We discuss the weird trend of clowns scaring people across the United States. After that, O'Neill details yet another wild romp in Griffith Park as part of the O'Neill night hike series. Also, two O'Neill Awards for Valor are given out to well deserving recipients. We break down children's MMA in Russia and whether it's a good idea or not. A very quick round of the Guy Fieri is brought back from the dead! Will O'Neill get the right answer???? Such agonizing suspense. O'Neill puts on his street stethoscope and gives an update of one of his "patients". Lastly, a long overdue Y update is given. Fuck yeah to you and yours.

Gather around, boys and girls, cause we've got a podcast for your ears. In this episode, we come (with an "o") out of the gates hot with some congratulations and the debut of a new Bushman inspired song by a listener. We follow that up with a horrible song excerpt by Rick Ross. We move and discuss a hoarder story, and a tale of cops being heckled. After that, O'Neill takes exception with pronoun preferences, and we discuss mispronunciations and the lasting effects they can have on one's soul. We offer up a Scottie Maples interview update and talk a little 60 Days In. We also tackle some "hot" cheerleading stories. We end with a quick UFC round-up and the sad tale of a curious man. Hasta la pasta primavera, y'all.

In this Danish and O'Neill doozy, we discuss a non-story about a comic that Buzzfeed tried to make into a story. O'Neill tells of how he was mishandled at the airport by a rogue TSA employee. We also discuss a teacher, who has an unbelievable gift for using the English language and an Indiana man who was caught sending strange items in the mail. We discuss some serious 60 Days In (come on, Scotty, call into the show!) There's an Eric Hites biking update! We also give Eric some examples of people who are really trying to make changes in their lives. O'Neill shares an "interesting" question that we both weigh in on. Stay tuned until the veeeery end of the song at the end of the podcast. You won't be disappointed. Toodles.

In this episode, we're firing on all cylinders. Barbara turned in an MVP performance with stellar articles for us to discuss. Also, if you like air raid O'Neill, this is the episode for you. First, we dissect the most disgusting episode of Hoarders ever. It scarred both of us forever. RIP to the old Danish and O'Neill. Then, we got into the return of everyone's favorite conman doctor, Dr. Love. We also talk about the craziest law ever that was passed in Italy. Seriously, Italy?!? After that, we take North Carolina to task over a license plate dispute. O'Neill flips out about an article about young people not having sex. Lastly, we discuss an article about the college roommate from hell and then do a little post show wrap up. Enjoy it, suckas.

In this lovely episode, we have Jerry Rocha join us. We talk about CM Punk's big "fight" debut and our thoughts on the UFC bringing him in with zero fight experience. We discuss a man who passed away, leaving behind an "interesting" collection and another who did something crazy to get away from his wife. Jerry regaled us with crazy tales from the road, and we talk some hot peppers. O'Neill also has a movie recommendation. It's everything you'd ever want and more.

While 9 out of 10 podcasters don't drop a podcast this Monday because of Labor Day, it's business as usual for the ever so diligent Danish and O'Neill. Hell, we even brought in crowd favorite and Boner City bad boy, Andrew DeWitt, for good measure in what became an instant classic episode. O'Neill opened the show talking about his latest adventure in the park (not a mountain lion story, unfortunately). He also revealed some secret information (shhhh, no girls allowed). We discussed a father's plea on a health forum about his son's big dingus. Danish tells of how he heard about a young Mexican boy who purposely got a Guy Fieri haircut. Danish also tells of a crime he witnessed in Whole Foods. There's a much needed Jared "Chomo" Fogle update. All three of us lose our f'in minds over yoni massages. A story about a man having his way with a McChicken sandwich also caused mass chaos. Deadly hickies are discussed. Lastly, a Ohio man was arrested for trying to pork a minivan. Get ready cause this episode will knock your socks and brassieres off.

O'Neill's playing hurt on this episode because of some "bad pudding" he ate at a movie night in the park. We briefly pay our respects to one of the best wrestling managers of all time, Mr. Fuji. We play audio from commentators covering one of our favorite fighters, Danny Mainus and discuss a potential sponsorship coup for the show. O'Neill explains yet another adventure he had taking care of one of his mom's animals. Danish discusses how his cousin, Dillon Danis, has drawn the ire of the Diaz brothers. Nick calls into the show to discuss a brawl he had in a Vegas bathroom and plugs his new venture. Is there a 60 Days In update? "Of course!" - the Bushman - Also, we go over a few articles: one about tiger fucking and another about a brawl in a Key West bar that started over a fart. All in all, it's an episode chockfull of the usual high brow comedy you've all come to know and love.