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Hey there, beautiful people. Another episode of the Danish and O'Neill podcast is in the books. This week's show gets started with a bang via an original reworking of the Danish and O'Neill theme song that was so beautifully written by Sean Aylward. Thanks to Pepper for sending it in. After we got over how moved we were by the song (it is that good!), we did a quick UFC/mma round-up, discussing the state of the sport and some strange and interesting events that happened at a recent UFC event. We then quickly revisit some Gary Keillor talk. After that, we give a Brendan Dassey update (it's bad news for the Dass-man). We even somehow manage to get on a strange Teenwolf tangent. Then, it's on to the maaaaaain event (of the podcast). We discuss two articles, which pins ghosts vs. chandeliers. You'll understand more when you listen. Enjoy. Oh, and the show ends with a bit of a cliffhanger as well. Listen and find out.

Fear not, good people, episode 123 is upon us, and it brings everything you could want in a podcast. We start out with a spontaneous update of what's been going on lately with various homeless people in LA. We then quickly switch into second gear with some good ol' fashioned Dog the Bounty Hunter talk. What's Dog been up to, you ask? Well, listen and find out, ya dingus. Then, we discuss a police officer who showed up to a trial just to taunt someone who shot him three times with...yup, KY Jelly. Sal Zuno and Officer Sharketti, give that man a medal! After that, it's time for a report from the animal kingdom that involves a berserker of a brown bear on the loose in Siberia! Okay, okay, we've teased you long enough. Finally, we discuss the one, the only: Gary "the tf" Keillor. If you haven't been following the news, you won't believe your ears. We then set our sights on Connie Mac. He's been up to his old tricks as of late, and we're unamused. Finally, we wrap it up with a nice bow by discussing a bizarre crime that terrorized a family for years. And there it is. That's your show for the week, ya weirdos.

Hey there, weirdos. It's time for your weekly helping of Danish and O'Neill. This week's edition starts out with some ramblings from Thanksgiving. Danish spins some yarns about his old man, while O'Neill talks about an interesting gig he had recently. Danish then tells a story about almost getting his old high school put on lockdown (through their own incompetence!). After that, we discuss Manute Bol and his son Bol Bol. We move on to discuss an article about a bar crawl called Fiericon. Are we for it? Against it? Listen and find out. We also discuss a man who intends to build his own steam-powered rocket to fly into space. What could go wrong??? Then, a story about a couple who doesn't have sex irritates O'Neill. Lastly, we get into what the Navy has been up to in Washington state. Mmmm hmm. That's it, I reckon.

Hey jive turkeys, it's the Thanksgiving week edition of Danish and O'Neill. We open the show with an article that discusses famed Los Angeles mountain lion, P-22, heading down out of the hills to bring the fight to O'Neill! Boooooold move, P-22. Then, we discuss an interesting tale of a transracial man. It must be heard to believe. And it's touching. You'll laugh. You'll cry. You may have an accident in your pants. After that, it's a creep sweep update with yet another story about the one, the only...Steven Seagal. After that doozy, it's air raid siren time, as we discuss a man trying to pass off a squirrel as a support animal, but his condo association isn't taking it! Keeping it in the animal kingdom, we discuss a young German man, who had a surprise for police officers who arrested him. We end the show with two tales:A.a mystery that will baffle even the greatest of Danish and O'Neill detectives2.a fight over french fries, involving a man named Donald CrumpHappy Thanksgiving to those who celebrate it. To all others, have a grrrrrrreat week and all that other good stuff.

Rise 'n shine, sweet listeners, a new episode of Danish and O'Neill is upon us. This week, we have special guest Andrew DeWitt sitting in for some mayhem. We sprint out of the starting gates by discussing a fascinating new program Harvard put on for their students. There are some interesting tangents during this discussion that include but are not limited to: pet-play, use of fingernails on your privates, and stretching the ol' sack. A little while later, Andrew treats us to some renditions of dirty Christmas songs, so gather your family around the hearth and play these ditties for them. We then discuss an interrogation that went horribly awry for the policemen who were conducting it. Andrew reveals a fantasy he has (I won't give it away, but it involves someone sitting, I wrote "sitting"! on his chest). After that, we get into "feeders", and a woman who is trying to make a career out of eating on camera for her loyal followers. There's also a much needed update on what got into the Toy Hall of Fame. It's nearly two hours of insanity for your listening pleasure. This episode will pair nicely with baked beans and frankfurters.

Yeeeeeeello, everybody, and welcome to episode 119. This week, we open talking about Bushman's list of demands to get back on the show. Then, we segue (like Kevin James in Mall Cop) on to the age old debate: are people tampering with Halloween candy? Danish presents O'Neill with a few different instances of the po-lice saying that candy had been tampered with, but O'Neill still remains a doubting Thomas. Danish makes an Earth shattering announcement about his long lost secretary/assistant Barb. After that, we discuss an article about an EDGY comedian finally being called out for pushing the envelope just a little too far. About damn time. We move on and discuss a daredevil who made a plea to his fans to pay his medical bills for a stunt gone wrong. Wondering where the Seagal talk is? Well, it's RIGHT at this point in the show. Once again, Seagal is caught up in the "creep sweep". After some much needed Seagal talk, we move on to an article that really tickles our funny bones: it's about gay lions in Kenya. Sadly, that is not a joke. Finally, the show winds down with some UFC 217 talk and a call from the NEW champ, Georges St. Pierre! There's even some post show talk. Listen and tell 58 of your closest friends, family members, and strangers about the show. Please and thanks.

On Sunday, our fair heroes returned from the All Things Comedy Festival in Phoenix. What did they do immediately upon returning home? Did they rest on their laurels? HELL NO!!!! We got off the road after a fun but tiring weekend and recorded a brand new podcast. It's that kind of work ethic that has gotten us the nickname "the hardest working men in podcasting". On this episode, we recap our wild adventures in Phoenix. They include but are not limited to: witnessing a man being peed on, a crazy hike, O'Neill having a run-in with Johnny Law, buckets of beer, live shows, meeting new comedians, swimming, eating, sneezes, listener interactions, strange eating habits, and on and on until the break of dawn. Also, if that's not enough for you, there's a long awaited Y report at the end of the episode. Enjoy the hell out of it and then sop it up with a biscuit.

Paaaaaarty peeeeeeople (remember that from the hit song Whoomp There It Is?)! We start off the show by wishing all of you a happy P-22 day and discussing the "legendary" cougar and O'Neill's chances against it. O'Neill then discusses his experience of a day at the "horse track" with the "ponies". Did he win? Did he lose? Listen and find out, ya dingus. Danish then tells about his recent experience at a concert, and O'Neill accuses him of being an "old man". SHOTS FIRED!!!! We get into an interesting crowd surfing side tangent. After that, we discuss the recent Twitter activity of one Eric Hites. We move on from Mr. Hites and discuss another D+O favorite: Steven Seagal. There have been some damning reports and allegations regarding Sensei Steve. Inspired by a listener tweet, there's some "rippers 'n relationships" talk. The D+O debate of: are razor blades being putting in candy is finally settled. Or is it?!? You be the judge. Then, it's on to a MUCH needed flying humanoid update!!!!! Chicago, you're in our thoughts and prayers. Then, it's on to the longest post show talk session of all time! Enjoy 'er. Or suffer the consequences.

Hiiiiiiiiiyee. It's yet another glorious episode of Danish and O'Neill for your listening consumption. On this week's edition, we start out with a much needed Eric Hites update. Spoiler alert, he's on the move again! After that magic, we make a perfect transition into a story about someone using a drone to try to lure children away from a school. Welcome to 2017! What's not to like? Then, we discuss an article that enrages us...it involves a real service animal that gets put in danger for absolutely NO reason. Stop fake service animals now. Stop the insanity! When that stimulating convo comes to an end, we head to Valparaiso, Indiana (home of the great Ryan O'Neill). Apparently, it's not a good place to rob a supermarket. The stories just keep-on-a-comin'...cause after that, it's on to a story about a guy who could be friends with Georges St. Pierre. Listen. You'll get it. And then you'll remember that sentence and just laugh and laugh. Ever wonder what local government officials get into in their free time? Well, we discuss a story about one who was fired for a "hobby" he was into. Gray muzzle 4 life! (Again, you'll understand when you hear the episode. Get off my f'in back!) Then, there's some pre-post show talk and some post show talk. There's a little something for everyone. Tell your cat.

It's the first ever episode of Danish and O'Neill that was recorded in front of a live studio audience. We went to the LA Podfest and really tore the house down (and that's us being modest). People came from all over the world to see us perform, and it was a PACKED house. We started off with some cougar talk with Danish asking O'Neill if he had anything to do with P-41's untimely death. After that, Danish describes some experiences he's had lately. For one, make sure you have a dollar handy if you ever make it out to Hollywood. Then, we discussed a story of a 12 year old asking his mother a VERY personal question (with a tangent for a fun marathon story). The crowd was clamoring for the type of story that put Danish and O'Neill on the map...you guessed it, an article that involved bestiality. And believe you me, they ate it up. Once that intelligent discussion is over, we moved on to a topic that got O'Neill's rage pumpin'. It was an article about a couple who decided to raise "free range children". Speaking of "pumpin'", the next article we decided to tackle dealt with a woman using a breast pump to quench the thirst of the good folks at Burning Man. We finish the episode with some strong post-show talk, and the cherry on top of the sundae is a story about sex toys washing up on a beach in Italy. To the man in the kilt, we'll win you over...some day.

Bonjiorno, everybody. It's another episode of Danish and O'Neill. This week, we start by talking about what's been going on in our lives, ya know, out and about and around town. There are tales of impromptu concerts, ram's horns, knives in trees, bike rides that happen upon adult film sets, Comedy Store hijinks, and MORE! After that, we discuss an interview that people were buzzing about. Let's just say it's the return of Steven Seagal talk. We dissect the interview he did this past week and take the man we love to hate to task for his bizarre comments. After a lengthy and well-needed roasting (for all parties involved), we move on to a school round-up. Teachers have gone crazy!!!!! There's a tale of a gym teacher who's gone rogue, a coach sticking by his wife, and a flute maker who's in hot water over the way the flutes were prepared. There's a little bonus wrestling talk as well. Enjoy. And if not, hey, it's a free podcast, so it's a good deal.

On this episode of the Danish and O'Neill podcast, we have a VERY special guest. It's not Gareth Keillor. It's Gareth Reynolds of the hit podcast, the Dollop. It's a real rapid fire, shootin' straight from the hip episode. We waste no time getting right down to the biz. O'Neill talks about his problematic neighbor and some of his strange habits. Then, it's on to a story that we ABSOLUTELY had to discuss: the mad pooper who is tearing Colorado Springs apart. The story takes a lot of twists and turns with strange tangents along the way. Also, we have a new favorite cop: Jonathan Sharketti. This guy's got the moves like Jagger. O'Neill then describes a strange video that he came across. And, boy, is it strange. After that, we discuss an ooooold article (it may be old, but it's well worth talking about). It's about a high school football coach who wasn't afraid to go the extra mile to motivate his team. We wrap it up with some post show talk. Enjoy it, folks!

Heeeeeeey yooooooou guuuuuuys, it's episode 112 of the Danish and O'Neill podcast. And you know what that means, two family-sized portions of funny to spice up your week. We start out this week's episode by talking about our experience at the Los Angeles Rams game. Then, we have some special announcements regarding the show. After that, we channel the great Sal Zuno by trying to figure out whether a woman was right or wrong in a scenario that took place in Nashville, TN. We segue to a story that takes place in London that discusses the "fatberg". Then, it's what you've all been waiting for: the announcement of the 2017 finalists to get into the Toy Hall of Fame (O'Neill gets his pantalones in a bunch). An already strong episode gets stronger, when we report on a new bill that will hopefully be passed in Boston. It's at this point that we report on a story that captivated us more than any story has in a long, long time. Cannon Hills...it rocked us with a mystery that we may never solve. Listen to find out. It will change your life. Then, we wrap up the show with a nice bow with some miscellaneous topics. Hakuna frittata.

Patrons of the Danish and O'Neill show,Welcome back to another heaping helping of the top comedy podcast in Puerto Rico. We start off with some light banter, describing what we've been up to lately. Danish went to see the Muppets live at the Hollywood Bowl, while O'Neill looked as if he was breaking into a house, but in actuality was trying to avoid getting attacked by a pitbull. Danish tells a story of a run-in he had with a sassy telemarketer. Fear not, there are a few wildlife stories (no, not those kind of stories...keeping it clean this week). Then, for the first time ever, we play "who did it better" with a pair of articles about two couples going at in public. Also, for another first, we discuss a lawsuit against a Los Angeles Y! Danish may be called as a character witness. Stay tuned. We then move on to an article about a first date gone wrong in England. High school coaches/teachers f'ing up, beware! We got our eyes on all of you and aren't afraid to report your misdeeds. We report on a story about a Denver cheerleading coach, who takes his job WAY too seriously. So much so, that it could land him in prison (we can only hope...fingers crossed). We wrap it up with a little end of the show banter. Then, it's onto post show talk. Listen. Tell a cousin. Tell your cousin's cousin. Which would probably also be your cousin.

Step right up, step right up, it's another fabulous episode of the Danish and O'Neill podcast. We start off with some light book discussion (seriously) regarding the book It. Then, Danish delves deep into his recent travels. Tales include but are not limited to: swim stories, airport harassment, Griswold-like mishaps and blunders, bad luck, feral cats, injuries, more swim stories, knife fights (just making sure you're still paying attention), etc. After that, O'Neill discusses some recent adventures he's had around town, and there's some light banter about random topics. And then it's on to post show talk. Enjoy the hell out of this episode.

Hey, from vacation-land. There's some pre-show talk (O'Neill discusses a snowmobile-loving couple he saw on some sort of TV program, and Danish does a quick Gary Keillor update). After that, we discuss the BIG fight, which involves two little people. We move on to an article about a man caught making love to a chain link fence. Wondering why we haven't done a story about an animal yet? Well, fear not, faithful listeners. We cover a GREAT story about donkeys in Morocco. We flawlessly segue into a Faceboook post that ENRAGES O'Neill (cue the air raid sirens!). Then, it's time for a rat report (listen, you'll find out). Building on this doozy of an episode, we cover an article about a woman posting a picture of herself breastfeeding, while taking a bong rip (classy!). After that, it's a horribly great new way to prevent pregnancy (it involves a sticker...seriously). We close with a BANG with an article about dolls that rea really spicing up people's love lives and helping them mourn. Awwww tick tock, you don't stop.

Heeeeeeeello there, neighbors. We start off with some light pre-show banter, but have no fear, it escalates quickly with a story about flying humanoids being spotted in Chicago. Listen carefully though, there are some tangential stories within that one story. For instance, we discuss a NASA job opening (John Little, you should apply!). Then, we move on to a story that unfolded on an airplane, which will most likely make Sal Zuno jealous. After that, an article about Ben and Jerry's really makes O'Neill ANGRY. Also, listen for special appearances by Brendan Dassey, Barb (his mom, not our former intern/employee), and Barb's new man. After that, it's a little tom foolery and a little post show talk. Enjoy 'er. It's a wild one.

Yooooooooooooo, Adrian! We did it. We made another episode of Danish and O'Neill. So, do you what you gotta do and listen to the comedy goodness we provide on a weekly basis. O'Neill starts out the show by detailing his trip to Lake Tahoe. The trip even included a stop in a VERY special place (hint, it's not Sal Zuno's house). Next, we have to address a pressing issue that's been getting a lot of attention online: our beef with Ari Shaffir (release episode 300 of Skeptic Tank!). After that, we hop on the Danish and O'Neill cruise ship and sail to Australia to discuss a restaurant that decided to impose an 18% "male tax". We stay in the realm of restaurants and talk about an eatery in China that's doing something a little out of the ordinary. Next, it's tiiiiiime for mountain lion news. We segue from mountain lions to Florida news. This story's a real doozy. It's about an old man (allegedly) creepin' around the beaches. It's worth listening to. Trust me. The power-packed episode just keeps on rollin', as we move on to discuss stories from our home states. Unfortunately, the next story is a bit of a Debbie downer, but let's hope that these Florida teenagers get what's comin' to 'em! After maaaany episodes of giving the Y a hard time, we finally do a story that celebrates the organization (of course it doesn't involve the Danish). After that, it's all post show talk. Viva Danish and O'Neill!

Howdy, partners. Saddle up your horses cause another episode of D+O is upon us. And once again, we're one of the only podcasts out there that provides information that you can use to impress your coworkers and dinner party guests with. You're welcome! On today's show, we cover the 4 p's of podcasting: past TV stars, an alleged pervert patrol, peppers, and pets. We start off with a Dukes of Hazard update. One of the former stars may be in some trouble. Stay tuned. Then, we talk about some helicopter cops who allegedly used the chopper for inappropriate "missions". O'Neill drops some more tidbits from his trip to Indiana and then we follow-up on a story from a few shows back about a guy with a devast8ating facial tattoo. After that, we hop in the Danish and O'Neill hovercraft and head to Vietnam to report on a story about peppers. We segue into some Teen Vogue talk. We really analyze (emphasis on the first four letters of that word) an article they wrote. It's been a while...but we have to report the news. It's time for a story about a man and a donkey. We finish the show with an example of how yoga class can betray you and then some post-show talk. Keep on fartin' in the free world.

Episode 105'er is upon us, and this one is chock-full of essential vitamins and nutrients. Right off the bat, O'Neill gets into some tales from his trip to his homeland: Valparaiso, Indiana. Not to be confused with Valparaiso, Chile. But I guess that goes without saying. Danish talks about a concert he took in over the weekend. O'Neill then remembers losing his cool with a TSA agent and talks about his Steve O'Neill/Ari Shaffir-like moment. We get into some brief updates from past D+O stories. Danish tells a story related to going to a showing of The Goonies in a park. After that, the gents discuss a story from HBO's Real Sports. After that, we talk about the infamous "boomstick". This one is worth hearing about. Seriously. The boomstick. Then, after a looooooooooong time away, we check in on Eric Hites. The hits keep on comin', as we head to Stockton to discuss an article about a recent string of racism. The show closes with an epic (that word is often overused but definitely isn't here) Y report. Hakuna matata.

Greetings, Earthlings, extra terrestrials, and whoever else may be listening out there in the universe. It's episode 104. YAY!!!! O'Neill opens the show with an interesting idea about the possibility of new merch: a D+O calendar. Then, we get into a few videos that you, our lovely listeners, sent us. After that, we discuss some hot, new TV shows that are coming out soon. Then, we stop f'in around and report some bobcat news. It's chilling. Beware of bobcats, everyone. They're dangerous. And some are rabid. We smooooothly segue into something that forced a flight to land. Listen to find out what it could be! Great tease. Then, it's a tale of romance gone wrong. Very, very wrong. After that, we head to Oregon to report a disgusting story about an overturned truck that covered a highway in sea creatures. It's tiiiiiiime for the main event of the podcast: the story of a man with who has what could possibly be the worst tattoo ever. Then, we stumble upon something that we thought we'd never encounter: a mom blogger who we actually kind of like. After that, we report on a controversial lawsuit that has some craaaaazy details. Then, it's on to some post show talk. Have a holly jolly week (why is that just for Christmas?). Feliz semana, ya freaks.

Another week is upon us, as is another episode of D+O. The show opens with some quick tent talk. Danish then discusses yet another near miss he had with a man who shares his name. Imposter! Show yourself. After that, we discuss an "exciting" tale about Ronda Rousey and her fiancee, Travis Browne. Then, it's on to an attack that went down on a nude beach. Apparently, sharks aren't huge fans of nudity. Like a finely tuned ju jitsu fighter, we quickly transition into our next topic: our beefs with the internet. Yeah, we're looking at you, Yahoo and MSN! It's been a while, but it's time for some Michael and Paula Deen talk! Danish reveals a razor blade story that cuts deep for O'Neill. See what I did there? Next, it's a story about a woman's crusade to abolish perfect attendance awards. After that, we discuss one of Barb's beauties that she researched before she left. It's a classic battle: Star Wars vs. Star Trek (or two nerds arguing about it that leads to an arrest). A rogue mountain lion that briefly lost its mind and ran wild in California leads to some convo. Danish tells O'Neill about something called the "pizzakini", and he doesn't approve. After that, it's a lot of post show talk. Viva Nepal!

Dear loyal listener,It's time for episode 102, so put on a nice outfit, grab some snacks, and get ready for the excellence you've come to expect from this show. Joining us in studio is John Little, the son of the great painter, Jim Little. O'Neill and Johnny come in hot, talking about "the road to the podcast". After that, we did some quick mountain lion talk (it's been a while...but we didn't forget about you, P-22). Next, John poses some interesting "would you" questions, and O'Neill drops some serious forensic knowledge. After that, we talk about an incredible job opening (seriously, you should apply). Then, we head to Arkansas to detail a harrowing tale of a woman shooting a gun in the direction of a boy who was allegedly up to no good (for the second time!). O'Neill and Little really go head to head on this one. You be the judge and jury. Whose opinion came out on top? We hop in the D+O buggy and drive to Thousand Oaks to discuss a story about a reptile hoarder who got arrested. It's time for the main course, ladies and gentlemen (let's be honest...most of you aren't gentlemen)! We head to a vegan restaurant in Tennessee where a customer review really chapped the owner's buttocks. Danish then discusses a man he met who was a lot like Seagal and Bill Dillman, and John asks what we think about Mayweather vs. Connie. After that, it's post show talk with one story about a racy teacher mixed in. This particular episode would pair nicely with a nice red wine. Enjoy.

Greetings, Earthlings. On the 101st episode, Danish and O'Neill feel like they're starting a new chapter. They start out with a few exciting announcements that include some merchandise that just may be coming soon (listen for details!). After that, they get into some MAJOR breaking news concerning one Guy Fieri (pronounced Fee-eddy, thank you very much!). Turns out, there's a donkey sauce controversy. Ooooooooh. You're in troooo-oooouble. After that, we discuss an article about some "real life vampires", and it really gets under O'Neill's skin. To pick our spirits up, we bring light to a hero in China, who uses his MMA skills to take on phony martial artists. Seagal, watch your back! Danish offers O'Neill a possible venue for his nuptials. It can't be all wedding talk and lollipops though because it's time to read a letter from Barb, which discusses her retirement. Where do you go from there? A UFC fight where a fighter defecated their pants. We then hop on the Danish and O'Neill jet and head to Japan to discuss a new trend that's sweeping the nation. To wrap up the show, O'Neill dips into his mail bag, and there's even a quick "Danish on Horror" segment. Oki doki. Now go buy a boomerang.

Hoooooooooliday! Celebrate! Episode 100 is upon us, ladies and gents, so listen and rejoice. A special guest joins us in studio. Who is it??? The intrigue. The mystery. The excitement. We start off the show by talking about a new procedure that's really taking the medical field by storm. Next, we talk about a new toy that O'Neill needs to get before they're banned. Where to after that? Fine. I'll tell you. We talk about how astral projection is revolutionizing sex. Then, we discuss self marriage (if you like O'Neill rage, you'll enjoy this). On to bigger and better things, like rapper YG really putting his foot in his mouth at a concert in Australia. We couldn't do episode 100 without an animal story, so we do a story about a boy and a goat (get your minds out of the gutters!). After that, it's some reflections about 100 episodes of D+O, a brief Y report, and some luscious post show talk. 100 episodes! We did it!!!!!! We're...the best...around!

To open this hot episode, O'Neill describes a trailer for a beautiful new Steven Seagal movie called The China Salesman (with a title like that, how can you not already be sold?!?). Danish brings the mood down with some sad news (it relates to the title of this episode). In an attempt to lift everyone's spirits, Danish does a story, which O'Neill quickly says is fake. There goes that! Next up, is a story about the Breatharian movement, which O'Neill once again calls BS on. This is like the time he said there's no such thing as razors in Halloween candy. Such a doubting Thomas. Danish then tells an "interesting" story that his mother relayed to him. After that racy story (it is racy), Danish discusses an article about two random strangers getting a little too crazy on a flight to Ibiza. For the first time ever, D+O discuss a story from a paper in Bangor, Maine. And boy, is it a doozy. Long live the Borch family (you'll find out who they are if you listen, ya dingus!)! There's some random Adam West talk and then some urban cowboy follow-up. O'Neill describes his "spiritual journey" with Ari Shaffir. Then, there's some classic post show talk. Enjoy. Or else...

Greetings, Earthlings, extra terrestrials, and others who may be listening. Danish starts off by telling a few tales of things he's seen around town, one of which blew his mind. O'Neill watched the documentary we talked about last episode and shares his thoughts about it. After that, we discuss an incident that is hopefully the tipping point in the "support animal" epidemic. Then, it's time for some falcon news (a few different stories...a variety pack if you will). We segue beautifully into a story about a man and his love for motor vehicles. In a Danish and O'Neill first, we cover a story about makeup. Trust me, it's worth it. Then, it's on to bigger and better things: a story about a little person who caused scandal by dressing up as a leprechaun. Then, a story about a teacher/student relationship, and a zookeeper who isn't afraid to go the extra mile. What else is left? Post show talk. That's what, ya dingus!

Episode 97 is heeeeeeere! O'Neill does the show with a diaper on because he was having problems with his tummy. Then, we decide to turn the clock back and tell some stories from our days as delivery drivers. After that, we turn our attention to none other than Guy Fieri and a real douchey appearance he made on a pizza review show. We stay on the pizza train with a college admission essay to an Ivy League school about it. We move on to an article about a clown causing problems on the highway. Where do you go from there? A story about a man receiving a penile transplant. And thaaaaat's the show for this week. Yup. Why are you still reading?

Aw tick tock you don't stop...it's yet another hot episode of Danish and O'Neill for that ass. My humble apologies for not getting the show notes up sooner. I had them up last night but forgot to hit save. I blame Barb for not reminding me. Step it up, Barb!!!!!! On this episode, O'Neill discusses his bad run-in with some edibles (amateur hour!...but let's be honest, the same thing would happen to me, if not worse). Then, we head to the animal kingdom for some talk of falconry that would both shock and titillate Steve O'Neill. We stay in the animal world with a discussion of when cute animal encounters go wrong. O'Neill also dips DEEP into his mail bag for some listener submissions. After that, it's time to head to the Danish and O'Neill court room for some court case analysis (eat your heart out, CNN!). On to the main course of the episode...we visit Colgate University to report on a REAL millennial crisis that involves samurai swords, glue guns, and white guilt. It's H-O-T. Okay, you've all had your veggies. It's time for dessert: post show talk. Enjoy. Subscribe. Spread the word. Don't deny your friends, family, and co-workers the wisdom we drop on a daily basis. Peace and Grease, the musical.

Good morning, afternoon, and evening to you, faithful podcast listener. It's time for another gorgeous episode of Danish and O'Neill. This week, we open with some tent talk with Danish talking about some drama he saw out on the streets. After that, we talk about a car that Steve O'Neill would have LOVED to drive. Then, it's time for some Danish and O'Neill updates. First, we discuss the verdict of the case involving the perv who got caught playing pocket pinball during an NFL game. Second, is the unbelievable case of Antonio Cromartie (an NFL player who can't stop having kids). Then, it's on to a mystery that only Sal Zuno can solve...it involves someone shaving cats. We then take aim at Canada for denying a man a specialized license plate. Stop the tyranny! After that, it's time for some Stockton news! First, we report on a brawl between two women in a parking lot. Then, it's on to an update on the craziest Mayor of all time (well, former Mayor now). After hearing about what a disgrace that guy is, we cleanse our palates by talking about a real American hero, a man who gets paid to hunt pythons in Florida. Then, it's the cherry on top of the sundae...post show talk and post post show talk. Viva Nepal!

Come one, come all to this very special Danish and O'Neill Mother's Day episode. We start off with a BIG announcement that proves we are the people's champion of podcasts. After that excitement, we discuss a great quote about horses. We stay within the animal kingdom when we cover a story about a mysterious naked man who was photographed straddling a dead shark. Switching gears, O'Neill then discusses a documentary or dookie-mentary called Gringo. Next, it's time to discuss a court case where the defense's big strategy involves the defendant's wiener. We perfectly segue into detailed analysis about a street fight video we were sent. O'Neill calls it the best street fight he's ever seen (saying a lot!). We can't stay away from the animal kingdom this episode...cause we move on to discuss a story about monkeys taking over Florida. Seriously. Danish then unleashes a Y report for the ages. It blows O'Neill's mind. After that, it's some post show talk. Cooooome and get it (while it's still hot). Happy Mother's Day!

Heeeeey there, podcastateers. Welcome to the show notes for episode 93. Exciting stuff, right? Yup. Totally. We start off the show with some housekeeping, aka, discussing some follow-up topics that carried over from last week's show. Then, we get into some BIG Seagal news. You won't want to miss this. It's going to be major watercooler talk for a while. We then seamlessly transition into a first time topic: Dancing with the Stars. You read that correctly. Don't worry, it's not any real insight or analysis of the show. It's something much cooler than that. Finally, it's time for the main course of the episode: the French election. Well, kind of. It's a story of romance...and an improper teacher/student relationship. And it relates to the French election. Just listen to find out, okay?!? Jeez. Do I have to spell everything out? Can't a little be left to the imagination here?!? We follow that up with a story about an actor who's gone mad. Then, the street doctor makes a long awaited return to the show by answering a listener question about impulse control. We end the show on a somber note with a sauna tragedy. That'll do it for this week's show. Listen. Subscribe. Spread the word. Swim. Sauna. But be safe in there.

On this stimulating episode, we take a lot of people to task. To start, Danish discusses a new trend of homeless people pitching tents and details a crime he witnessed at the grocery store (twice...same guy, two different times). Then, it's a sad story of a huge rabbit being taken way too soon. Would it have made it to World Record size? We'll never know. Then, it's on to a pervert on a bike who caused havoc in Spokane. It's a whipping post heavy show, because after that beauty, we discuss two "parents" who used/abused their kids to garner youtube views. It's not all serious all the time on D+O this week; next up, we have "hot takes" on Guy Fieri's appearance on "Hot Ones". We haven't gone this hard on Fieri in a while. Savor the flavor(town). To end the show, I read a "to-do" list that was left for a babysitter that really makes O'Neill laugh. Shingpie to you and yours. Pop Sugar 4 life!

Heeeeeeeeeeey everybody,Gather round your digital devices for this installment of yet another Danish and O'Neill podcast. Worried the show isn't over the two hour mark? Fear not, faithful listener, it's just over one hundred and twenty minutes. O'Neill starts us out by briefly explaining how the wedding planning is coming along. We then switch gears by following up on the pet rat case we discussed last episode (rat bite fever). It's been a while since we've had an O'Neill park report, and the one O'Neill delivers in this episode will not disappoint. Turned off by the lack of sex that takes place during live tennis broadcasts? Then, this next story is right up your alley or tennis court. After the first D+O tennis update, we head to Switzerland to discuss the country's peculiar process to get citizenship. Ever had a live fish trapped inside your body? Then you're going to want to listen to the story we discuss that involved a drunk man in China, two fish, and a trip to the ER. Many of you have reached out to me with concerns about Barbara Her-NAN-dez. Because of that, we discuss the confusing end to Aaron Her-NAN-Dez's life and bizarre details that are just now coming out about him. This episode is faster and furious-er than those movies with more gear switches than the Tour De France. We head to NorCal for a mountain lion story, starring a new D+O favorite, Detective Sal Zuno. It's BEYOND time for a 60 Days In update...a lot of long overdue updates in this episode, or just a few, but still. After all that s' talk, it's time to literally talk some s' in a story about a lady who makes the cardinal sin of not owning a plunger. Then, it's on to post-show talk. Enjoy it and SUBSCRIBE, ya weenies. Aw tick tock you don't stop.

On this week's show, we welcome back our old pal, John Little. We discuss all sorts of fun topics and articles. There's one about an 8 year old boy hitting the road with his sister. We discuss two Canadian court cases. John tells us about the time he dated a Mongolian shaman. There's some pool talk, and we even discuss an article that tells you how to live a longer life. The tips don't stop there. Oh, nosiree. We talk about the danger that comes with entering an eating challenge and head down a competitive eating rabbit hole. The post show talk is some of the best ever. Stay for the Garth Brooks show brainstorm. It will be worth your while.

Ever wanted to have O'Neill as a travel guide? Well, here's your chance. O'Neill's back from India, and he takes us through his journey in this 2 1/2 hour podcast. The trip included: rickshaw fights, crazy driving, animal sightings/encounters, near death experiences, interesting cuisine, illnesses, romance, new hobbies, secluded forts, swamis, kidnapping efforts, pick-pockets, cricket matches, many thrown punches, insane guides, and much more!

Greetings, y'all. This week's show opens with the Danish talking about some youtube rabbit holes he recently fell down (George Dillman alert). Aaaaand, it doesn't end there...there's some Beyond Scared Straight talk. After that, it's the debut of the Rite Aid update. Fully revved and ready to go at this point, the classy gents keep it going with a little Aaron Her-NAN-dez talk. Cue, the Sexual Chocolate, because it's time for a story about an adult failing children. This one's about a coach, who allegedly went too far. It's a doozy. And involves the term "juicing". Finally, it's time to talk about animals. This particular story's about a Russian raccoon, who's going through a tough time (keep the tissues handy). The animal talk inspired us to keep it going with some wooly mammoth convo. For our last two tricks, we discuss stories of idiots jumping into crocodile and shark infested waters. Stay safe out there and watch out for the "hot dog" trick.

Welcome back to another scintillating episode of Danish and O'Neill. On our 87th edition, we kick things off by talking about a new study about swimming pools and hot tubs (propaganda!). Invigorated and motivated by the pool talk, Danish is compelled to unleash a Y update. After that, we need to cleanse our palettes with something fresh yet spicy. How do you do that? By returning to your roots. Horse talk. Yup, it's back! Then, we hop on the ol' Danish and O'Neill jet and fly to Ireland to talk about a mailman who got into some serious shenanigans. Cue some light air raid sirens...cause a story about a movie trailer gets O'Neill a lil' hot and bothered (just bothered, but it doesn't sound as good without the "hot" before it). When that concludes, we honor Scottie Maples by talking a little 60 Days In. Don't put those sirens away just yet! Cause a story from North of the border bothers O'Neill. More frequent flyer miles are coming our way cause we're off to Taiwan to talk about a special group who's spreading love with their hands. We stay in Asia for a much needed camel toe fashion update. To wrap up the show, we delve deep into Goonies and ask questions that no one has ever had the courage to ask! HEY YOU GUYS!

Well, hello there, and shinpi to you and yours. We start the show talking about O'Neill's upcoming trip to India and the preparations he's made for it. Sticking with the theme, we discuss a story about a possible airline controversy in India that O'Neill should be wary of. In the very first edition of "cool or not", I ask O'Neill if a model's dangerous Instagram picture is something he's down with or against. We keep it rolling with the new segment, as I pose some other stories (a dirt bike stunt and a hoax) to O'Neill to see what he thinks about them. After that, we head to Florida and discuss a story about a pet escape that's put a community at risk. Finally, we get a "Melrose Place" update from Danish about a controversy that's tearing his building apart.

Before you listen to this episode, please take off your socks and shoes. It's SO good that it will blow your socks clean off. Just a warning. O'Neill starts us off by detailing his trip to Vegas and describes an off the strip bar that he discovered. Spoiler alert: he got a hot dog there with all the fixins. After that, the dudes decide to class it up a little bit by talking about farts for a little while. Fear not, they're discussing a scientific study! After that, Danish shares the tragic topic that most people aren't brave enough to discuss: fart assault. Danish then talks about seeing a beautiful picture of Gary Keillor speaking at his alma mater. That portion of the show just makes up the appetizers. Now, it's time for the main course, the meat 'n potatoes. The entree is a story with a twist that you will not believe. The story was so good that we had no choice but to name the episode after it. How do you follow that? Only one way. A new season of 60 Days In is upon us, and we go over the first episode. Think we peaked? Yeah right. We follow that hot segment up with a salacious story about a substitute teacher gone wrong in Oklahoma. Then, it's on to some post show talk. Man, what an episode. I need a cigarette.

Ladies and gents, it's the first female guest on the show! Who did we get? (wait for it) (wait for it longer) None other than Eleanor Kerrigan! She kicked off the show by saying our opening song was blasphemous. Whether she likes the theme song or not, the show was over 2 hours, which I think is a new D+O record. It's two plus hours of podcast for the exact same price! It's a free podcast, soooooo, it's a bleepin' good deal. We talk all sorts of topics with Eleanor, including her hot date with Ari Shaffir, her mother's famous 7-up cake, the fact that she has 28 siblings, scrotox, death by adult magazines, nip lengthening, Chris Tucker, and it went on and on 'til the break of dawn. Oh, and we talked about how Eleanor is the official comic of the Kid Rock cruise line. So, come and get it while it's fresh out of the oven, still pipin' hot.

Hey. Come here often? Cool. Are you a female? Do you know females? I've heard they LOVE this show. Anyhow, today's episode gives you nearly two hours of creamy podcasting goodness. Danish blows O'Neill's mind right out of the gate with a story that involves a domesticated cat somehow getting into someone else's house in his parent's neighborhood and viciously attacking them. By the way, this is all allegedly. Danish needs to follow up with his mother to get more details. Stay tuned, folks. Shockingly, O'Neill has yet another incident on one of his infamous "night hikes". This one was a near death experience. To celebrate 60 Days In coming back this week, the dudes talk some TV with O'Neill talking about a Showtime documentary he saw. Next, it's a story that blows O'Neill's mind again (after he put the pieces of his mind back together from being blown earlier!) It involves a beautiful instance of fart chivalry. After that, we move onto a form of martial arts that teaches you how to get kicked/punched/assaulted in the jimmy. Then, we're whisked off to Raul Quintanilla Sr. Middle School in Texas for a story about a teacher and student behaving inappropriately. We hop on the Danish and O'Neill private jet after that because the next story takes us to Sweden, where one local official is trying to get people feeling a little more randy (note the lowercase "r"). Discouraged that the U.S. of A is lagging behind when it comes to these sorts of laws?!? Well, look no further than this next story we discuss about the good people in Fort Collins, Colorado. Where do you go from there? A story about a man called "the Swiss Cheese Pervert". In the last story, O'Neill gets sirened. Then, it's smooth sailing cause it's post show talk from there. See ya in the sauna, everybody.

Well, hello there. Today's episode promises to scintillate and titillate your eardrums. Right off the bat, we listen to a phone call from a living legend, who is always hard to track down. Then, O'Neill rains on my GSP celebration by not sharing my enthusiasm for his BIG UFC comeback. After that, it's off to Burger King in Israel for a spicy meal deal combo (adults only, meow!). We briefly discuss an over the top (not in the Sly Stallone movie way) Vice article but quickly move on to a topic near and dear to our hearts...horse meat. Reunited, and it feeeeels so good. What's that? You want to know what Cosmo thinks about the rusty trombone? Then, we have the article for you! How do you follow that? With an article about kids walking in on their parents doing it. Not classy enough for you yet? Fine. The article we discuss from Forbes should fix that. Or maybe not. After that, it's on to the most controversial Y update of all time. Anybody seen Richie? Asking for a friend.

This episode comes to you from Denver. We discuss our adventures in this beautiful city and what we've been up to on the road. Steve Rannazzisi joins us briefly to add his insightful input into our misadventures. After that, we break down the BEST commercial ever made. Then, it's on to two different articles about the male anatomy (guess which body part?). O'Neill, the street doctor, shares a listener email, and we offer our advice. Lastly, we share the obituary of a man whose family HATED him. Enjoy the show, jive turkeys.

Hello. Welcome. No, don't run away. Please come in. Take your shoes off though. Thanks. On this week's stimulating episode, we cover the gamut. We update yet another twist in the never ending Bushman saga. We then talk about "the big game", which O'Neill told me is what we have to call it. O'Neill then describes his "bad blunder" with a pair of handcuffs. Then, inspired by last episode's discussion of an African man who healed a woman with his shoe, we talk about the insane world of African healers. We move on to a story that a lot of you sent our way...about 80 falcons on an airplane. Next, we stick with the plane talk (not plain!, never plain) and call for an airline to be boycotted over the treatment of a passenger. A racy sports clip is played and discussed. Then, we head (figuratively) to a well known retail store and discuss what two men did inside to draw the ire of the local po-lice. After that, it's off to England (literally) and a story that's rocking the UK! Lastly, it's some after the show talk. We love you and your chi-balls, Bill Dillman!

Welcome to episode 79'er. We open up with a vengeance, pondering how we both find a way to get sick so often. After that, it's time for a BIG announcement. That's right, everybody. We've got a new podcast coming soon. Stay tuned. Then, it's time for O'Neill to eat some crow and admit that he's been wrong. Next, it's time for a BIG treat, something you've all been waiting for...a phone call from a VERY special guest. After that beautiful call, we ponder whether a local restaurant would be a good sponsor for the show. Next, we venture to Africa to discuss a story about a man who can cure STD's with his shoe. Where do you go from there? You venture deep into the world of a new trend: professional cuddling. O'Neill then talks about a guy who got his goat recently. It's been a while...but it's time for some cougar talk. After that, a listener email gets O'Neill riled up. This episode just keeps packin' the laughs cause after that, we get into the world of robosexuals. Then, it's time for after the show talk with some Seagal and other hijinks. If it's cold where you live, wear earmuffs. Thanks.

Hey, weenies and weenettes, it's another episode of Danish and O'Neill, and this one's extra special cause our old pal, Andrew DeWitt, joins us in studio. O'Neill starts us off on the right foot by discussing the touching gift his family gave him for Christmas. Then, we break down an article that takes us into a magical world of people who don't see themselves as human. Hint: they like to swim and frolic and swimming pools, puddles, and other bodies of water. Then, we talk some mukbang, the art of web cam eating that is taking over South Korea. After that titillating story, we talk about Pakistan's "Hulk-man". This guy has a bright future. Listen safely and please don't run with lollipops in your mouths.

We start off this week's episode with O'Neill as skeptical as ever. He doesn't believe that a muscular man with a mustache had a bald eagle on his arm in an airport (despite video evidence that shows said event happening). Danish gives an update about his battle over his holiday flight from hell. After that, we head to O'Neill's home state of Indiana to tell a beautiful feel-good story about a strip club and church. Next, we detail the world of competitive kegeling. Come on, everybody, start competing! Then, it's time to gather your children around for a long story that blows O'Neill's mind and may have ruined his life. And no, it's not about mountain lions. Then, it's a grab bag of grab-ass. Shinpei, everyone. Shinpei.

In the first actual episode of 2017, Danish and O'Neill unleash some serious audio ass whippery. Right off the bat, we learn that O'Neill's mother isn't a snitch. We also learn that Australians don't call farts "farts". Danish goes over his flawless holiday vacation, leaving no detail unturned. After that, we put our investigative reporting hats on to expose people scamming the support animal industry. O'Neill details a NYE wedding he attended that was full of horses. Danish tells a tale that proves his old man has been holding out when it comes to unbelievable animal tales. O'Neill recommends a film. Danish discusses a potentially nefarious story that could involve GSP (allegedly). There's some VERY brief NFL talk. We get into what happened to Ronda Rousey in her last fight. O'Neill reads some classy fan emails. There's even some post show Steven Seagal talk. What else do you want? Nothing. Well, maybe a 2017 horse calendar. But hey, you can't always get what you want. But if you try sometimes, well you might find. You get what you need. Toodles, poodles.

Happy new year, everybody. To start the year off right, Danish and O'Neill cooked up one humdoozy of a show. O'Neill shares breaking Bushman news. Well, not really, but there is a "where's Bushman" update, which is a lot harder than Where's Waldo ever was. Speaking of updates, we talk some Nick Diaz. In a story that's right in the Danish and O'Neill wheelhouse, we discuss a security guard visibly pleasuring himself under his khakis on an NFL field, as he stands about five feet away from cheerleaders. We pay homage to the inventor of the Heimlich Maneuver and discuss a beautiful eulogy for one hell of a man. We try to tackle Dikembe Mutombo's full name (just like his dingus...it's a mouthful...allegedly). The Danish thinks he found O'Neill's soulmate and tells him about her. We also tackle a story about what could be the most annoying support animal ever. In yet another story, we talk about two brave women thwarting an armed robber with sex toys. O'Neill shares a listener's harrowing tale of never farting in front of her man and vice versa. Danish shares an old hunter's advice about fighting a big cat. Breaking Danish and O'Neill science coverage: we discuss an article about why humans evolved to the point where a penis bone was no longer necessary. O'Neill discusses an insane fitness plan for 2017. We end the show with some solid Seagal banter and sound clips. Live it. Love it. Llama it.