Slop Quest

In this lovely episode, we have Jerry Rocha join us. We talk about CM Punk's big "fight" debut and our thoughts on the UFC bringing him in with zero fight experience. We discuss a man who passed away, leaving behind an "interesting" collection and another who did something crazy to get away from his wife. Jerry regaled us with crazy tales from the road, and we talk some hot peppers. O'Neill also has a movie recommendation. It's everything you'd ever want and more.

While 9 out of 10 podcasters don't drop a podcast this Monday because of Labor Day, it's business as usual for the ever so diligent Danish and O'Neill. Hell, we even brought in crowd favorite and Boner City bad boy, Andrew DeWitt, for good measure in what became an instant classic episode. O'Neill opened the show talking about his latest adventure in the park (not a mountain lion story, unfortunately). He also revealed some secret information (shhhh, no girls allowed). We discussed a father's plea on a health forum about his son's big dingus. Danish tells of how he heard about a young Mexican boy who purposely got a Guy Fieri haircut. Danish also tells of a crime he witnessed in Whole Foods. There's a much needed Jared "Chomo" Fogle update. All three of us lose our f'in minds over yoni massages. A story about a man having his way with a McChicken sandwich also caused mass chaos. Deadly hickies are discussed. Lastly, a Ohio man was arrested for trying to pork a minivan. Get ready cause this episode will knock your socks and brassieres off.

O'Neill's playing hurt on this episode because of some "bad pudding" he ate at a movie night in the park. We briefly pay our respects to one of the best wrestling managers of all time, Mr. Fuji. We play audio from commentators covering one of our favorite fighters, Danny Mainus and discuss a potential sponsorship coup for the show. O'Neill explains yet another adventure he had taking care of one of his mom's animals. Danish discusses how his cousin, Dillon Danis, has drawn the ire of the Diaz brothers. Nick calls into the show to discuss a brawl he had in a Vegas bathroom and plugs his new venture. Is there a 60 Days In update? "Of course!" - the Bushman - Also, we go over a few articles: one about tiger fucking and another about a brawl in a Key West bar that started over a fart. All in all, it's an episode chockfull of the usual high brow comedy you've all come to know and love.

In this rock hard episode, we're pumped cause 60 Days In is baaaaaaaack! We discuss the first 2 episodes, and of course, O'Neill fawns over Scotty Maples. After, the Danish tells O'Neill about a talk he attended that was about his archrival: the mountain lion, P-22. We also recall fond memories of Comedy Store legend/granny pornstar, Blue Iris. Speaking of old ladies, we examine an article about an old woman finding new love with someone WAY younger. Finally, we recap UFC 202 and hear from the Diaz brothers and GSP. Enjoy, ya dinguses.

On this rip-roaring episode, these two handsome hunks discuss the Rio Olympics, which O'Neill is vehemently against. An illegal Hawaiian hike is also discussed. O'Neill tells a harrowing tale of walking his mom's dog. We also talked about some weirdo who spent ten days in a Chinese airport waiting to meet his online "girlfriend". The last story is a DOOZY. It's about some uppity Texans who got butt-hurt after eating at a restaurant in Tennessee. There's also some UFC 202 talk and appearances from the Diaz brothers, Dice, Wheels, Tommy, the Bushman, Garrison Keillor, and more. Live it. Love it. Listen. Farts.

On this episode, we discuss the passing of the man, the myth, the mild-anarchist legend, Steve O'Neill, and briefly pay tribute to him. Danish discusses his trip to the Just For Laughs comedy festival in Montreal. A Chinese tiger mauling is reviewed, and the scandalous Mayor of the Stockton, CA (209!) is discusses as well. We also talk about Guy Fiedi's crucial role in bringing Kevin Durant to the Flavortown Warriors. Lastly, Danish gives a Y update (from the road edition). Enjoy.

On this episode (new show notes!), Danish asks O'Neill about his adventures at the Calgary Stampede. O'Neill details how he transformed himself into a cowboy, and how Ari Shaffir became a "missing child". O'Neill also discusses his redemptive battle against mushrooms and how he had a spiritual enlightenment.

Episode 53: Live From the Future by Danish and O'Neill

Episode 52: Free the Beef Cannons! by Danish and O'Neill

Episode 51: Gary Keillor, the T*%%y feeler by Danish and O'Neill

Episode 50: The Steve O'Neill Interview!!! by Danish and O'Neill

Episode 49: The Sh*t Heard Round the World by Danish and O'Neill

Episode 48: Di$% 'n co. md by Danish and O'Neill

Episode 47: Outsource Deez N#ts by Danish and O'Neill

Episode 46: The Bushman Likes to Zumba? by Danish and O'Neill

Episode 45: The Sausage Castle by Danish and O'Neill

Episode 44: The *#$$y Posse by Danish and O'Neill

Episode 43: O'Neill vs. 21 year old girl vs. mountain lion by Danish and O'Neill

Episode 42: Dolphin Dingus by Danish and O'Neill

Episode 41: Dirty Chalk-Suckers by Danish and O'Neill

Episode 40: Kill a Lion or Die Tryin' by Danish and O'Neill

Episode 39: Birthday Beef Cannons by Danish and O'Neill

Episode 38: The F*$% Police (aka Marty) by Danish and O'Neill

Episode 37: High Five by Danish and O'Neill

Episode 36: Crash Rules Everything Around Me by Danish and O'Neill

Episode 35: Strepedemic by Danish and O'Neill

Episode 34: Pontoon-Oh-Nine! by Danish and O'Neill

Episode 33: Horsin' Around by Danish and O'Neill

Episode 32: "Doctor" Jean Fraud Van Damme by Danish and O'Neill

Episode 31: All Hail the Cuckquean by Danish and O'Neill

Episode 30: We've Got Bush(man) by Danish and O'Neill

Episode 29: Dick Shift by Danish and O'Neill

Episode 28: Turkey Tits by Danish and O'Neill

Episode 27: Deportation by Danish and O'Neill

Episode 26: Around the World by Danish and O'Neill

Episode 25: Detective Harry Bunchems by Danish and O'Neill

Episode 24: Banh Mi So Horny by Danish and O'Neill

Episode 23: On the Road Again by Danish and O'Neill

Episode 22: Talkin' Shit by Danish and O'Neill

Episode 21: Sly Staboner by Danish and O'Neill

Episode 20: Tommy Boy by Danish and O'Neill

Episode 19: Ballsitters by Danish and O'Neill

Episode 18: OCD (Obsessive Cunty Disorder) by Danish and O'Neill

Episode 17: Dick Tape by Danish and O'Neill

Episode 16: Hanky Pranky by Danish and O'Neill

Episode 15: Big Ol' Halloweeners by Danish and O'Neill

Episode 14: O'Neill Believes He Can Fly by Danish and O'Neill

Episode 13: Crystal Meth Lite by Danish and O'Neill

In this episode, there's a controversy in the sauna, dangerous items in schools, and a Comedy Store legend discussed.

Episode 11: Daycare Fight League by Danish and O'Neill