Slop Quest

The boys talk cutting-edge political news and brilliant current event riffing before…who am I kidding? This episode goes off the rails immediately as the boys spend almost the entire episode making soup jokes when they find a website that has hundreds of soup jokes on it. This may be divisive but the soup jokes are decisive. It’s a recipe for soupcess!

This episode was recorded on Halloween day but is obviously coming out after the fact. DeWitt gets scared when he arrives at a spooky, empty studio. O’Neill hides his toilet comics after he found out DeWitt reads them. Danish has an amazing report on Holtzman’s “Roast of Dracula”. Also, DeWitt takes a chronic masturbation mental health test. Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code [BEACHCOPS] at Manscaped.com. Manscaped, get your Jingle balls ready for the Holidays!

Another booger gets thrown away in the DeWitt household. And to make matters worse, Sorbitol farts keep DeWitt up all night. A new segment called “Let’s Google Things to See If They Exist” is debuted. Danish reveals that a lot of young people hate the “thumbs up“ emoji, and DeWitt and O’Neill fight about it. Helix is offering up to 200 dollars off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners! Go to Helix Sleep.com/beachcops. With Helix, better sleep starts now.

To listen to this full episode and get other bonus content, go to our PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops There’s more can talk from the DeWitt family as they take their empty beer and weed soda cans to school for recycling day field trip points. Then, a new show idea emerges: “The Real House Santa’s of Atlanta”. Ryan proposes an X-rated partnership with ATC. Also, the gang remembers that they missed National Wizard Name Appreciate Day and hand out Wizard and Gizzard names! Danish brings up a political dynamo, who makes a porno for freedom. There’s a good bit of moral high ground grand standing that gets immediately destroyed by incompetence. This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/BEACHCOPS and get on your way to being your best self.

To listen to this full episode and get other bonus content, go to our PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops An age old debate comes up: were Pazusu's (from a documentary about a wannabe cult leader who called himself Pazusu) ladies hot. Hear who's on the right and wrong side of history. Andrew opens up about a creepy weed dealer from his past, and his friend, Bruce Doo’Tay who is being scammed by a life coach. Go to https://www.magicmind.co/beachcops And get 40% off your subscription or 20% off your first one time purchase with code: BEACHCOPS20, this special 40% offer is valid within 10 days of sign-up so hurry up!

To listen to this full episode and get other bonus content, go to our PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops Brian Holtzman is finally on Beach Cops, and boy, does he come in hot, singing "My Sharona" and plugging his new book, "A Bar Girl in a Woke World". He even talks eating ass with DeWitt and airs some comedy grievances. He also plugs a hot stand up date he has for the roast of Dracula! It's must listen Holtzman-a-palooza.

To listen to this full episode and get other bonus content, go to our PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops On this episode of Beach Cops, the gang gives Aaron his first Wizard Name! Andrew's wife tells the "hilarious" divorce story at a party and it doesn't go according to plan. They come up with some legitimately great business ideas including a birthday party garbage truck and Pizza Panties. Danish faces his greatest challenge running his "sound board" so far when he gets hamstrung by YouTube's unskippable 15 second ads. Helix is offering up to 200 dollars off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners! Go to helixsleep.com/beachcops. With Helix, better sleep starts now!

To listen to this full episode and get other bonus content, go to our PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops Reminiscent of the good ole days of Boner City USA, Andrew and O'Neill are at each other's throats as Andy derails entire segments to talk about weight loss, buttholes and the usual stuff that enrages O'Neill. Danish finally gets credit for his luxurious hair. Black Mirror Style questions abound! Danish has a real treat in store as he pulls up the Toy Hall of Fame for the first time for Andy and they all immediately rage out at the crap that makes the list.

To listen to this full episode and get other bonus content, go to our PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops On this action packed episode of Beach Cops, O’Neill threatens DeWitt with an actual real life taser to prevent tickling then Danish pulls up pictures of Prince King Charles’s hot dog fingers. Danish and O’Neill grill DeWitt about how his entire family hangs out with him while he’s on the toilet.

To listen to this full episode and get other bonus content, go to our PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops We open with a John Little update. Then, Andy is accused of some donkey business. Later, he tries out his new presidential impressions. He also opens our eyes to the ultra secretive world of restaurant supplies. After that, it's a hilarious tale of almost divorce.

To listen to this full episode and get other bonus content, go to our PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops Jeff takes over summertime attire duties after Andrew starts slacking. Then it's tuber talk. Andrew talks about popping a wheelie, which ends with catastrophic results. Then, it's puppet time in the DeWitt househould. After that, we discuss the controversial 21 and over whipped cream law in New York.

PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops Hello! And welcome to Beach Cops with Jeff Danis, Ryan O'Neill, and Andrew DeWitt. Andrew kicks off the episode by mentioning what he has in common with our sound man, Aaron (he gets to this by breaking out into a song). O'Neill has a tale that falls in the hiking gone wrong category. After that, Andrew talks about the stain on his shorts and how he once licked snowcone juice off of them. And, he talks about his parents warned him about his teeth falling out from eating certain sweet treats. After that, we share a call we received on the special Patreon only voicemail line. We close it out with some adult toy and luggage talk.If you like what you heard here, check out the rest of the episode on patreon.com/beachcops! Helix is offering up to 200 dollars off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners! Go to HelixSleep.com/beachcops. With Helix, better sleep starts now.

It's a bittersweet episode: bitter because it's the last episode of the Danish and O'Neill Podcast (Beach Cops is coming though and will be available for free right here and with additional content on Patreon) and sweet because we have Earl on to finish the run. As always, we have a great time hearing Earl's stories and views on life. He surprises us with a few stories we've never heard (one involved former NFL great, William "the refrigerator" Perry!). As per usual, we close out the episode with a little "bit or sh*t". Thanks to all who have supported us and the show. We really appreciate each and every one of you. If you miss the show, check out Beach Cops! Thanks and adios!

We open the show with a BIG announcement! Things are a-changin'. Ch-ch-changes! Then, O'Neill has more toilet gripes to bring up to ATC management. Fittingly, we move on from toilet talk right into some Steven Seagal news. Apparently, now this guy is just blatantly spreading Russian propaganda. Hear what he's been up to (it's not impressive - but it really never is). A new award show is established: the Soundies. Will Aaron win one? Stay tuned. There's some Ric Flair talk, and we discuss Big Earl's experience at the Roast of Ric Flair. HEEEEEELLO! MAMAMAMAMA! Speaking of Earl, O'Neill and Aaron discuss the new Predator movie. Also, what's Fieri been up to? What band is he absolutely loving at the moment? Well, we give you the answers! Then, we discuss the conspiracy theory that states Justin Trudeau is Fidel Castro's son. We close with some Aaron vacation talk and a little GSP Instagram check-in. Freeze Pipe makes everything from pipes to dab rigs, so checkout their entire lineup at thefreezepipe.com and use code DANDO for 10% off your first order.

As the title so aptly suggests, we have Paul Virzi on with us this week, and he stopped by to promote his new Netflix special, "Nocturnal Admissions". Check it out! The convo ebbs and flows like the Pacific Ocean at sunset (or any other time for that matter!). We discuss his special, stand up in general, sports, family, flying, David Letterman jogging, and a lot more. Give 'er a listen! Helix is offering up to 200 dollars off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners at HelixSleep.com/dando.

Ahoy! We start off with an exciting softball update from Aaron! BIG news here, ladies and gentleman. You may want to be sitting down when you hear it. After that, we talk more about Teal Swan from the documentary "The Deep End" on Hulu. O'Neill reveals some info he found when he did some research on her. Then, it's what you've all been waiting for: Barack Obama's 2022 summer playlist! Want to jam out like an ex-President (well, one to be specific)?!? This is your chance!!!!! Don't miss out on being cool and eclectic and impressing everyone in your life, especially the people you meet at dinner parties. Baby-stealing monkeys in Japan and a woman breastfeeding in her husband's tighties who defends her goose's honor are also discussed. We close 'er out by talking about our favorite fast food and how the best comedian in the world left us wanting more recently.

We open up the show talking about Ben Affleck's 10 year old son having a little car trouble. After that, we talk about ultra-quick private jet flights and the super cool celebs who are taking them. Everyone's doing it, man! We also discuss something Arnie Schwarzanegger allegedly did to a fellow actooooor on a film set. And, we introduce you all to new UFC star, Vanessa Demopoulos. Hear about what job she did for a long time and recently gave up to become a full time fighter. Danish talks about some in-flight hijinks he saw going down on his recent trip. We share a clip we were sent of Brian Holtzman traveling abroad and talk about a friend of the show who's currently in pretty rough shape. There's some cult docuseries talk We check-in with Aaron and pitch him on joining the Ding Dong Show at the Comedy Store. We also talk about Kim Kardashian's hypothetical stay young forever plan. Freeze Pipe makes everything from pipes to dab rigs, so checkout their entire lineup at thefreezepipe.com and use code DANDO for 10% off your first order.

It's back-to-back-to-back episodes with Eleanor J. Kerrigan! This may be some kind of record. On this episode, there's sad news about an innocent monkey (or was he?), who was gunned down in a battle between a drug cartel and Mexican police. We also watch one of Eleanor's old professional wrestling clips with her (was she wearing wrestling boots or shoes you'd get with a tuxedo rental?). And, we hear what kind of man Eleanor falls for and why. Helix is offering up to 200 dollars off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners at HelixSleep.com/dando.

It's back-to-back episodes with Eleanor J. Kerrigan! This time, she's rocking an authentic Dice leathah jacket. She informs us about Dice's "beach gear" and the new "haltah" that he's been rockin'. We find out that broccoli rabe is a Philly thing and hear interesting things about that lovely city. We also get stories about Eleanor's brother who was a standout paperboy who grew up to be quite the artist. Hear what inspired him in the Kerrigan household. Freeze Pipe makes everything from pipes to dab rigs, so checkout their entire lineup at www.the freeze pipe.com, and use code DANDO for 10% off your first order.

Eleanor J Kerrigan joins us in studio once again. We learn some fun factoids about her exes and hear what caused her to smoke THREE cigarettes recently. She also educates us on how to say a famous comedian's name. Sorry for mispronouncing it all these years! As always, Eleanor delivers, so you won't want to miss this one.

On this episode, we have big Earl Skakel joining us, and as advertised last week, Aaron comes "outta the booth!" for a little 1-on-1 action with the Daddy Man. Hear this new duo's debut, as they talk a little wrestling, comedy, movies, softball, and more. Also, it wouldn't be an Earl episode without a little "bit or s&*t", so we hear what the Daddy Man has cooking in his notebook. Check it out and support Aaron's 15 year dream of starting a podcast!!!!

O'Neill opens up this episode up with a real whodunit that will get people talking a la Making a Murderer. After that, it's an 83 year old former pastor, who's just living his dream as a male on male adult film star. It's never too late to pursue your dreams! Inspirational stuff. Staying in that same lane, we then discuss a pastor, who was called out in front of his congregation for majorly inappropriate and illegal behavior. Also, Danish shares some Vegas pool party scientific data he came across. We get some much needed Aaron softball updates. Ever wonder how big Aaron's glove is? Well, we have your answer! And, there's a Kevin Holland update. He's the UFC fighter who keeps getting involved in saving the day. Well, he's back at it! We close it out by talking about the hit show, Love on the Spectrum (America).  Helix is offering up to 200 dollars off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners at www.helixsleep.com/dando.

We start off with an emergency segment with Aaron to find out what happened to his pinky during a recent softball game! Is he okay? Will he ever be the same? Was his team able to rally around his pinky to secure the win? After that, we discuss the dude who attacked Dave Chappelle onstage and how he was arrested for something he did prior to that fateful evening. After that, it's time for a little doc-talk, when we discuss "Captive Audience". Danish quickly talks about another doc, "Our Father". Danish also talks about running into a 2 Fast 2 Furious type scene in a local parking lot while on errands. Curious about what Nate Diaz has been up to? Well, he have an update. We hear from a listener whose sister had a bad run-in with a "service" animal. After that, we discuss a private school that accidentally sold a racy "bouquet" to students for Mother's Day. Danish finishes the episode off by talking about yet another true crime docuseries about John Wayne Gacy. 

For this episode, we had the opportunity to record at the rooftop pool of the W Hotel for the Netflix Is a Joke Festival. The pool scene was poppin', and we really took in the sights and sounds. There was a little something for everyone: women in thongs, twerking, dudes fall-down drunk, searches for lost property, security stepping in, someone invading our podcasting area to yell at us, and much more. Listen to be transported to the W pool and experience this wild adventure along side us.

This episode is history in the making! We have on our second ever female guest, Raelyn Nelson of the Raelyn Nelson Band. We talk to her about having a famous Grandfather (hint: she calls him Papa Willie). The convo runs the gamut: from her love of stand up to how she got into music. She pulls back the curtain on the music scene in Nashville.  Alsll, we play her a song O'Neill wrote to see if she thinks he has the chops. She even came prepared with notes on things she wanted to tell the listeners of the D+O podcast (it's all D+O show lore). She was a good sport and a lot of fun, so give this a listen! Yeeeeha!

Welcome aboard. We start this week's show with some Diaz brother talk and then get into "who had the better bit?" It's Blac Chyna vs. a 26 year old politician from North Carolina. It's a REAL battle because both bits are really funny. And finally! The long wait is over. We hear the results of Aaron's softball championship game. Did team Pizza Party win? Well, listen for the blow-by-blow description of this thrilling event. How do you follow that? Well, maybe by talking about fictosexuals, aka people who are into fictional characters. In Japan, people are marrying them. Extra, extra hear all about it! We close it out by listening to an unearthed clip of a guy we used to open mic with and discussing if bad comedy can be funny.

Danish starts 'er out by making a big announcement about someone involved with the show. After that, we inquire about an injury we noticed that Aaron had. O'Neill reports a clown battle, and Danish tells a story about seeing an up and coming unicyclist practicing his moves. Danish asks O'Neill if he heard about a group of Christians singing religious songs on a plane, and this type of behavior is discussed. We grill Aaron about his softball bat and if he doctors it and find out a strange thing the city of Burbank is doing with taxpayer money. We then discuss a story of a woman and man getting into an altercation, and the man ended up getting kissed and having part of his tongue bit off. After that, it's a tale of a cock fight gone wrong! We also talk about a car thief who went back to where he stole the car to scold a parent for leaving their kid in the car when he stole it. O'Neill shares a story about a longtime zamboni driver who recently lost his job. Danish wraps it up by telling a story about a celebrity family. Helix is offering up to 200 dollars off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners at Helix Sleep.com/dando.

O'Neill opens the show with a few tidbits from a recent show he did in Venice, and Aaron hits the guys with his signature bit. He follows-up with a story from a recent show at the Comedy Store. After that, we get into the Netflix documentary series, Bad Vegan. We also discuss a recent youtube video where two brothers spend a day with Steven Seagal and even get to train with the "great master". As per usual, Steve drops some SERIOUS wisdom and that can't be missed. There's also some softball convo with Aaron (he's a manager of two teams!). We get into some stories that went down at the 50th anniversary of the Comedy Store shindig. And that'll do it for another edition of the Danish and O'Neill podcast. Thanks, folks!

Sadly, this could be the last appearance of John Little on the show. He's leaving Los Angeles. Hear where he'll be next. We try to help him with ideas on different approaches to showbiz and other ventures we think could bring him the big bucks. We share some of our favorite memories we had together and get into comics he managed to piss off at the Comedy Store. If it's the last time we hear from him, then it's a pretty good send off. Good luck, Johnny! The Danish and O'Neill podcast salutes you!

This week's show kicks off with a much needed update about something we discussed a few shows ago. It's a cautionary tale and must be heard. After that, Danish brings up how Nate Diaz has become the voice of reason in the UFC. He wants other fighters to start behaving themselves! Also, a crazy stunt gone wrong invovling a Tesla and a steep street in Los Angeles is discussed. And, a SHOCKING look into the show's demographic breakdown is revealed. Naturally, the convo turns towards the show's favorite baseball team, the Savannah Bananas. Also, we find out that Aaron is a decorated softball player and the manager of two teams! Danish talks about a very young dirt biker he saw on the streets. We also analyze the tale of a Brazilian pop star going to the hospital for what she claims was holding in her farts. A scary stalker story is also given the D+O treatment. And we close with various news and notes, and O'Neill poses a question about who would win in a battle of classic children's book characters. Helix is offering up to 200 dollars off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners at Helix Sleep.com/dando.

The show starts with O'Neill talking about some new people he met on his recent comedy trip to Utah. That devolves into talking about arcades, and Aaron shares an off the beaten path arcade game he enjoyed. It then transitions back into ski/comedy trip talk (keep up!). Danish talks about a comedian who likes disrupting local meetings and zoom calls. Then, it's on to the tale of a dude who somehow convinced a woman that he was training her to be a member of the DEA. Classic bit! After that, we talk about the feud of the century: Kanye vs. Pete. We move on to a story about a drunkard getting cut off on a plane but then trying to raid the fridge and steal other passenger's booze. He ended up biting another passenger's ear off. What a time to fly! Danish then laments the fact that he doesn't think he'll ever be able to get food from the speakeasy Mexican joint in his neighborhood.

And we're off to the races on this episode with some quick discussion of the recent passing of Razor Ramon, aka Scott Hall. O'Neill mentions a street performer he saw in his area. Danish discusses a run-in he had with the police. Sound man Aaron says he had a recent run-in with the law as well! After that, it's on to much needed P-22 news!!!! There's been a sighting. Speaking of animals, Danish tells a tale of some idiotic behavior he witness at the LA Zoo. It's on to a bit of MMA news with a few stories about UFC fighter, Kevin Holland. In one, he's a vigilante, and in the other, he has a little beef with Nick Diaz. O'Neill mentions a "celebrity" he interacted with at the Comedy Store. She had a big shoot the day after he saw her. Hope it went well! After that, we talk about the Savannah Bananas' big opening day celebration! They really know how to play baseball with style. Then, as we're about to wrap up the show, there's an end of the show Aaron bombshell! Once again, Aaron surprises us with something from his past. What an international man of mystery. Freeze Pipe makes everything from pipes to dab rigs, so check out their entire lineup at the freeze pipe dot com! And, use code DANDO for 10% off your first order. 

We start this week's show by talking about former UFC fighter Cain Velasquez, who was recently arrested for attempted murder. After that somber MMA news, we shine a light on some positive MMA news by giving a dinosaur update that will surely make Georges St. Pierre a very, very happy boy. We also discuss a recent Instagram post GSP made. Danish shares some info about a Steven Seagal energy drink commercial someone sent him to watch. Then, it's on to an absolutely grizzly crime (not involving a grizzly bear or any other bear for that matter). Don't do meth, everyone! Don't do meth. Speaking of crime, we head off to Vegas to talk about a guy who was making some "interesting" claims to law enforcement after he was arrested. After that, we get into the story of a Chinese businessman who wants his son to grow up to be a womanizing scumbag. Tired of not hearing any Polish toy updates? Well, the wait is finally over! Today's your day, so enjoy it. Want to join the mile high club but don't like that you can't do it privately? Well, we have a sweet offer for you! There's a company that's offering that service for a price. What a time to be alive! To wrap up the show, we learn some interesting fun facts about Aaron. He surprises us week after week!

It's part 2 with Eleanor J. Kerrigan! Eleanor comes out with guns blazing by revealing that she hates wearing shirts. We also come up with a business plan for a red hot new service, Uber Only Fans, and Eleanor wants in! We find out what it's like to get your car worked on at the "Kerrigan Body Shop". We delve back into the Phat Tuesdays documentary series on Amazon and talk about how Katt Williams allegedly owes a friend of the show money. In the series, Eleanor tells a story about the Dice Man and says they cut the rest of the story. She gives us the full scoop. Eleanor also talks about seeing a female comic that she liked back in the day who wore see-through clothes onstage. Eleanor talks about what a happy Grandpa tipped her with for teaching his grandkid how to swim. It's VERY Philly! Speaking of Philly, Eleanor tells a story of her friends having a stealing competition when they were kids. Danish tells a story of a bit he used to do with a HUGE security guard who came in to work the Phat Tuesday shows at the Store. O'Neill tells the tale of an epic Comedy Store fight. We wrap it up by all sharing some Paul Mooney memories. Helix is offering up to 200 dollars off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners at Helix Sleep dot com slash dando.

If you guessed Eleanor is on this week's episode, then give yourself a cookie because you're right! Eleanor starts off talking about her great Grandma Eleanor. BREAKING NEWS! Eleanor reveals that she once got her mother on Roseanne Barr's talk show! Hear the story here!!!!! Spoiler: Eleanor's mom was given some gifts and one was the best gift anyone could ever receive: a trip to Branson, Missouri. Then, Eleanor blows our minds by showing us a picture of great Grandma Eleanor with her whole family. Boy, was it a sight to behold! There's more details about the family picture and Roseanne talk show appearance revealed. And then, we finally switch gears to give you all what you want - to hear about Eleanor's appearance in the Amazon docuseries, Phat Tuesdays. It's about a show that was at the Comedy Store in the late 90's/early 2000's. Eleanor was a waitress at the time, and we even worked at the Comedy Store for a little of it. Hear all about this show from people who were there! It was a wild time.  Freeze Pipe makes everything from pipes to dab rigs, so checkout their entire lineup at the freeze pipe dot com and use code DANDO for 10% off your first order. 

O'Neill starts it off by talking about grocery store music being piped in through the store speakers. Danish tells a sad tale of something he witnessed at the playground. After that, it's a tale from a church that grossed some people out and angered others. Either way, it's definitely an unconventional way to preach. Danish brings up seeing big Earl Skakel getting a mention on an NFL Network shoot. After that, we move on to Pennsylvania, where some monkeys managed to escape from a truck after an accident. Are they caught? Do they change their names and live happily ever after? Well, only one way to find out. We move on and talk a little Bezos, a little Love on the Spectrum season 2, a little of this, a little of that, a little what have you. Danish wraps it up by talking about some 90 Day Fiance legal matters and uncomfortable moments from this current season. Helix is offering up to 200 dollars off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners at Helix Sleep dot com slash dando. 

It's part 2 with special guest Daddy-man Earl Skakel! We find out why Earl gave up the game of golf, despite being a gifted player. He also describes the time he worked out with the former NBA great, Orlando Woolridge. Then, it's finally time to discuss Liberace! About time someone in the podcasting world tackles this important topic. We talk about how Earl is quick-to-cry. He tells a story about Bob Saget. After that, we go through Earl's old jokes to see if something is a bit or if it's s**t. It's become a fan favorite on D+O, so strap in and hear some of Earl's greatest hits and misses.

It's finally the return of THE one and only Early "the Daddy-man" Skakel! He came prepared with wrestling figures "in case we got bored". He also brought a mask. Earl talks about his leather pants, and a newly clad leather pants wearing comic he's heard rumors about. Earl details how he goes about buying his leather pants (he's a VIP!). He also talks about his hero, Sting (the wrestler, not the singer). When the guys hear about something Earl yelled at a former wrestler in a mall, they accuse him of being a hypocrite for not likeing when people say "mamamamamama!" to him. BREAKING NEWS: Big Earl is no longer pumping iron. He's now doing hot yoga. Hear about what went on during his recent class. Also, find out what two rockstars Earl thinks he's a cross between when it comes to apparel. And, he (once again) declares his love for Miami Vice, so Danish and O'Neill try to see how he'll do with some Vice trivia. We wrap it up with Earl telling an impressive story of how he once stopped a robbery at a Subway. Mamamamamama! HEEEEEEELLO! Peeeeeeow!

Danish opens it up talking about a local police mystery that he can't figure out. After that, he talks about a few interesting things he saw on a recent family trip to the zoo. Moving on from there, there's a great "Brian Holtzman on the road" update. Hear what Holtzman was up to in Vegas with Eleanor Kerrigan. O'Neill talks about some random MMA spectator trying the badass Don Frye at a recent UFC event. Then, it's on to some Dog the Bounty Hunter news! Well, more Dog the Bounty Hunter's adopted daughter news. We go from that into the story of a man whose nose was ruining his life. But then, there was a chance meeting with a plastic surgeon, and the rest was history! We finish up with an allegation made about Drake that is outlandish but possible. It inolves hot sauce.

Danish starts the ep off by talking about a hot "viral salad" he heard about on the radio. And, he asks the super important question: who the hell is still calling in and requesting songs on the radio? After that, there's something else that's really important: an update from last week's show about the GREAT NBA player, Bol Bol. Also, here about the Hollywood restaurant, Horses. "Tell me about those horses...you're a horser." O'Neill expresses his hatred of all things Olympics, and there's sad skiing news. We stumble upon some Jeopardy! (why is there an exclammation after that?) talk. O'Neill throws out an interesting hypothetical and wants to know what it would take to get his buzzer shut down. We then move on from that and discuss a HOT new trend that's sweeping through the world of social media (it involves birds of prey!). Danish talks about bird shows and then Fabio comes up organically. After that, we talk about one woman's harrowing experience during a marathon. Then, it's time for a tale as old as time: a woman almost gets crushed to death by a roadside attraction camel at a rest stop. Just your every day occurrence. We end by talking about the greatest memorial man in the biz: Brian Holtzman.

Oh hello there. This episode, we come to you from the beautiful All Things Comedy Studio. If you so choose, you can watch the video of this episode on youtube. Or, you can listen to it. Audio, video, both, pick your poison! It's your party - you can cry if you want to. We open up by talking a little about Bob Saget's untimely passing. Danish tells a story about how a random person brought this subject up to him at a grocery store. After that, some SAINT pulled off a great prank in their local newspaper. Just classic newspaper tom foolery! From there, we move on to some Bol Bol news! About time, right?!? He has some alleged personal issues. Then, it's off to Indianapolis, where a gorgeous house with a VERY special feature is on the market. Who knows, maybe YOU will hear about this and buy it. If so, we'd like to come hang out. Tired of not getting any pickle news? Well, we got your back because this week we've got breaking pickle news, as it pertains to a wood bat baseball league and a risque mascot. We bring it home with some random mascot talk, Brian Holtzman info/news, and other random shiz.

Danish starts the festivities by talking about how a woman sitting behind the bench at an NHL game shared an observation she had with an equipment manager. Spoiler: it has nothing to do with hockey - she was giving him a warning about his health. After that, Danish talks about how a former Comedy Store manager needs to capitalize and go on 90 Day Fiance. Sticking witjh 90 Day Fiance, Danish talks about a current castmates baby daddy (you gotta hear this!). O'Neill discusses a UFC fighter, who is apparently intentionally knocking out his sparring partners. He also shares his thoughts on the current season of Cobra Kai. Then, Danish switches gears and gives a MUCH needed update to a recent story: it's about the woman who was on 90 Day Fiance who started selling her farts in jars. Well, it turns out the business turned out to be not so great for her health. After that, there's discussion of an Indiana legend, Roy Boy Cooper from the Badlands! This guy is an original Tiger King type of dude. Hear how some residents of Oakland and San Francisco are trying to deter car thiefs (it's an unorthodox technique). There's some miscellaneous discussion to close the show about how "beautiful" LA has become, the vigilante group - the Guardian Angels, and even a little more Cobra Kai.  Helix is offering up to 200 dollars off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners at Helix Sleep dot com slash dando.

Yello there. And we're back from our Christmas/New Year's break. Happy new year to you and yours. We hope this is a horser of a year for us all and the world at large. O'Neill starts the show talking about why we are recording via Zoom and talks about his recent trip to the great state of Tennessee. Did Paula Deen's restaurant live up to the hype? Listen and find out what the random woman he met thought about Paula Deenie's weenie's (hot dogs!). Danish talks about some interesting fashion he saw on a recent trip. This leads us down a path talking about authentic cowboys vs. people who just dress like cowboys because they're trying to be cool or get the rub off the real 'boys and 'girls out there. O'Neill details the sweet offer John Little recently gave him, and Danish talks about why John used to be called "the candy cane assassin". A recent DISTURBING video featuring Ari Shaffir and two dogs is discussed. If you seek out this video, viewer discretion is advised and keep in mind, NSFW or really anywhere. After that, we talk about someone who used to spend a lot of time at the Comedy Store, "the Great One". We talk about his unique fashion and how he left to become a trucker. There's some brief Cobra Kai discussion, and Danish shares an article he found detailing Marty Cove, the actor who plays Sensei John Kreese's, real life problems from playing the Kreese. Danish talks about a recent encounter he had with Brian Holtzman. There's a brief Holtzman update and talk of how he could be the greatest Craigslist success story of all time. There's also talk about why Holtzman is a fashion plate. There's some talk about Jake Paul saying he may already feel the effects of CTE. Then, we're off to England, where a woman, who used to be a man, has gotten into some trouble for various offenses (none of them are good!). One of them involves an Alsatian, aka, a German Shepherd. Wonder what Nate Diaz has been up to? Well, look no further, because we get into it. Hear how he made a "splash" at the Jake Paul fight. This is some real 209 Whole Foods shiz. We nitpick an article about an incident involving Chael Sonnen fighting some guy in a hotel. After that, it's off to Australia to discuss how one man foiled a 15 year old car thief. O'Neill relates to the tale and tells a story of something he experienced with well known dog lover, Ari Shaffir.

The show starts out talking a little about the Bushman and a little about an open mic legend named Mickey. Both elusive enigmas who left their mark at the Comedy Store. Danish talks a little about the current season of 90 Day Fiance with some news and notes from that beautiful show. After that, it's a competition we had no idea existed...a camel competition in Dubai. It's for BIG prize money (seriously). Get a camel. It's the hot, new investment. Hear all about the seedy underbelly of the camel pageant world. Then, it's back to 90 Day Fiance. Apparently, a former cast member is selling her farts in jars online for big money. What a go-getter! We also talk about how John Little NEEDS to get on 90 Day Fiance. It's a no-brainer for John and TLC. Win-win for all. Let's make this happen in 2022! After that, it's a hot new Tik Tok trend: time travelers making videos to reveal things what will defintely happen. Speaking of things that will happen, a poor couple getting married had NO idea what they were in for when they were standing at the altar. It's a trifecta of bad omens! Then, we end the show strong with some miscellaneous convo. It's a solid way to end 2021.

The show starts out with Danish telling a cautionary tale about the LA Zoo. Baby Barb found herself in quite the pickle there. After that, we give an update on a topic from last week's show. Someone wrote in talking about the street-whip scene in Hawaii (and no, we're not talking about cars). We then move on to a polygamist UFC fighter, and the tale of a polygamist with 150 kids! O'Neill brings up his frustration with something an actoooooooooor said recently. Finally, it's time to move on to this week's entree: the analysis of a woman who was said to have been breastfeeding her cat on a recent flight. This leads to many questions and a lot of pontificating. After that titillating conversation, Danish talks about a delivery driver he saw in a nice whip (this time, we are talking about cars). Last but certainly not least, we talk about a story out of Georgia where a webcam model accidentally discharged a firearm in a VERY delicate area of her body. Helix is offering up to 200 dollars off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners at Helix Sleep.com/dando.

The show starts with a wild tale of a man on the streets of LA wielding a bull whip, causing a ruckus in an old fashioned wild West sort of way. There are many questions involving this scenario, which leads us down various paths. Speaking of bulls, Danish explains a scene he recently watched on 90 Day Fiance involving a very special and delicate part of the bull's anatomy. Finally, the Michael Rappaport (background is provided for context) mystery is (kind of) brought a close! We get some answers with an audio clip that was emailed in. Hear what the 'port has to say for himself. After that, Danish reveals that he has a new hero, a 100 year old woman who is a competitive swimmer! What a trailblazer!!! Speaking of trailblazers, we discuss a story involving the 209's own, Nate Diaz, and you guessed it, a Whole Foods. This is a wild tale (as old as time). We finish the show talking about Ari Chauffeur's culinary skills and an item he likes to cook for close to 24 hours. Also, O'Neill talks about a rumor Ari spread about him.

The show opens with a story about an absolute pool playing legend! You have to hear this one to believe it. ESPN may do a 30 for 30 on this guy. Speaking of sports, there's some brief MMA talk after that. We talk lactation in the fight game and some Connie Mac. We then head to O'Neill's home state of Indiana and cover our first ever low-speed chase! This one is a real doozy. As the episode title suggests, we cover the world of art in this one. First, it's a story of someone who paid 18k for an "invisible sculpture". We also discuss the world's spiciest chip and people who do computer duster. But, then it's back to art! We discuss a "scent artist", who suffuses scents into rooms for people to experience. This leads us into discussing one of the most repugnant smells we've ever encountered. We also come up with an idea for a new art exhibit. What a cultured episode!

This week's show starts off by giving an update on a topic covered on last week's show: bears and their hibernating schedule. Our listener, "the bear man" weighs in on the topic. After that, there's some brief Bigtime Tommy and Daddy Man discussion. We then get into some Demi Lovato news (you're all waiting for it!). Does someone in the comedy world have beef with D+O??? Oooooooh. Listen and find out if there's something going on or much ado about nothing. After that, we talk about an Austrian brothel that is approaching Covid vaccination in a different way than more traditional places. O'Neill talks about some interesting crowd members he encountered at the Comedy Store. That leads into a story about a California teacher using some non-traditional and out-of-the-box and possibly insane teaching methods. Danish asks for some advice about a dude who keeps inserting himself in his family walks. We end the show by wondering where the Bushman is these days.

Danish opens the episode describing something strange happening on his drive in to do the show. There's a Brian Holtzman update: hear what it's like to be at a comedy festival with him and what time he likes to get to the airport at for an early AM flight. O'Neill talks about Dave Chappelle's high school refusing his money to build a new theatre. After that, Danish goes into yet another bear sighting he had with the family. We talk about Naked Roast Battle, and O'Neill comes up with an idea for a revolutionary new comedy show. Then, we talk about the vodka EVERYONE is clamoring for: Arby's french fry vodka. Mmm mmm mmm. We segue into a discussion of a high school where male students gave male faculty members lapdances as a part of a pep rally. Speaking of good ideas, a celebrity wants Guy Fieri to officiate her wedding! Who is it? Why does she want him to do it? These questions and more are answered on the podcast! That leads us into talking about various celebrity wedding officiants. Then, we close talking about a podcast with one of the highest listenerships in the whole wide world.

Danish starts it off this week with a few tales from family walks. One involves some wildlife, and the other something he thinks he heard. After that, there's some trick-or-treating wrap up discussion with some tales told from Halloween night (not particularly spooky, so your kids can listen without getting too scared). Speaking of Halloween, it's time for the annual "do people really tamper with candy" convo! A youngster in Ohio pulled a real fast one on authorities but got caught. Hear what he did and why. Then, it's an all-time great D+O story. It really checks almost all the boxes. What an unreal tale abbout the human experience (and monkeys). We also follow-up on the lawyer who got arrested for walking the beach dressed as Michael Myers with a real knife. After that, it's time for the 2021 Toy Hall of Fame class! Hear who's nominated and celebrate and get angry. We talk about Squidgame for a little and wrap it up with some MMA discussion.