Goop Yourself

Aggie and Bryan go to the vaults and unlock a Patreon episode, where we recap the inaugural In Goop Health Virtual Summit. Go to patreon.com/goopyourself to hear more bonus content. Happy New Year!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

To hear the full episode, subscribe at patreon.com/goopyourself We review the Goop-sceptical limited series J*nsplaining (now streaming on Amazon Prime) and break down Dr. G's long running feud with Marianne, now featuring Bette Midler! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Goop debuts a lip balm and a pair of wildly inappropriate gift boxes. We also discuss Hanukkah dinners, winter archetypes, canned cocktails, cashmere socks and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We talk reducing waste, the myth of "self care," the diabolical Oura Ring, clean mascara, refillable body wash, and more - plus reviews of Goop Fair Trade Specialty Coffee and GOOPGENES Nourishing Repair Body Butter. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we review Goop's Thanksgiving herby roast chicken, break down Glenn Close's bitter tirade, congratulate Megan on her big news, discuss Bon Appetit's latest recipe catastrophe, preview Jenna Lyons' reality show and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gwyneth's childhood home is on the market, Isabella Rossellini's daughter moves to the country, and we're all switching out turkey for chicken this year. We also talk skin microbiomes, Gerda's pelvic floor advice, third gen nepotism, Anthropologie, clothing ruts, Staub tea kettles, The Crown and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gwyneth drives to WeHo, Goop is (probably) not in financial trouble, and everyone's planning their fabulous Zoomsgivings. We also talk about the world's douchiest private island, the youngest looking 50-year-old, vegan cheese, Mormon Housewives, submitting to Marianne's version of Jesus, comfort food, $50 shampoo and GP's new morning routine. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aggie and Bryan dissect the best, worst and most ridiculous gifts in goop's epic 2020 holiday guide. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

To hear the full episode, subscribe at patreon.com/goopyourself Aggie and Bryan discuss the disappointingly unspooky 1998 mother-in-law from hell thriller starring GP, Jessica Lange and Johnathon Schaech. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Goop's sticking its fingers into lots of new pies, including the world of high end coffee and even higher end mattresses. We also talk Madame Ovary drama, sex with Shakespeare, Gwyneth's cannabis drink investment, the world's longest morning routine, election season astrology, 75-year-old French girls and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Goop London closes, Bon Appetit video relaunches, and we talk vegan cheese, Vascepa, Theragun, Wim Hof, marriage problems, subscription services and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We talk pelvic clocks, non-alcoholic booze, food sovereignty, Elise's mom, celery juice, Kate Hudson, acupuncture and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Elise Loehnen is stepping down as Chief Content Officer and we're not sure how to feel. Goop shares a prestigious award with everybody's favorite antibody cocktail company, Regeneron. We also talk fall fashion, Nick Hornby, Butyrate supplements, Gita robots, homemade sushi, loungewear overload and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

To hear the full episode, subscribe at patreon.com/goopyourselfAggie and Bryan recap (most of) the seminars, workouts and Q&As from the In Goop Health At Home Summit. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gwyneth goes nude on her 48th birthday, GoopGenes body butter is here, a Goop linked doctor is selling fake COVID cures, Aggie's an empath and Bryan ate too much Cheesecake Factory. We also talk Goop's top 10 products, Noom, Jean's blowout guide, brow oil, Masterclass and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gwyneth hawks a Botox alternative on Drew Barrymore's show, Bryan and Aggie watch movies on basic cable, and rich people are begging you to vote! We also talk ergonomic chairs, healthy packaged food, humane spices, chickpea pasta, Megan's first misstep, and a trio of American literary giants (James Baldwin, Bret Easton Ellis and Mariah Carey). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We talk Zoom dates, vitamin protocols, apples, non-toxic pans, non-toxic pants, depressing books, crystal heating pads, distance learning privilege, dry brushing, exfoliators, distraction and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We discuss a crazy Gwyneth rumor, a feud with Samantha Bee, a double dose of Gerda, defending soy, goop's employee discount, expensive rings, boring science, a missing necklace, Jean's exquisite prose, cooking for the unhoused, electric bikes, vibrating gold and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

To hear the full episode, subscribe at patreon.com/goopyourselfAggie and Bryan review the Goop approved, Katie Holmes starring cinematic event The Secret: Dare To Dream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We talk Gwyneth's at home hits, French girl mixed messages, Demi's daughter's latest venture, violence against Native women, designer highlighter, weighted blankets, napa cabbages and the return of the JADE EGG! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We talk carrot juice, Nice White Parents, cachaça, self electrocution, summer picnics, Prolon fasts, Ulla Johnson, Katie Holmes and kale popsicles. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aggie's taking her dermatological health into her own hands, Bryan has rediscovered the concept of reading, and someone very special is ALLEGEDLY working at Sag Harbor Goop MRKT. How's your summer going? We also talk jewelry splurges, CSAs, Weight Watchers, $100 goop deals, canned cocktails, Arizona road trips, heart rate anxiety, broccoli oil serums, seltzer machines, vegan comfort food and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

GP pens a Vogue essay, Bon Appetit burns to the ground, Elise wears Patagonia, a septuagenarian does the splits, Aggie gets her buckthorn oil and Bryan has a sugar-free white chocolate chip mishap. We also talk gold necklaces, $200 juicers, anxiety diets, acupuncture, High School Genes, Keurig cocktails, Leah McSweeney, Sonage face cream and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Big news! Gwyneth launches GOOPGENES All-In-One Nourishing Face Cream, Apple gets a summer job, Aggie goes to the woods, Bryan hits 12,000 steps and we talk Cat Marnell, Housewives, Beyoncé and Taylor. The newsletters are all about hypocritical body positivity, needlessly complicated summer cocktails, narcissistic voting websites, obnoxious diffusers, gorgeous mesh tea bags, premade sauces and more. How long until Aggie gets her face oil from goop? It's anyone's guess. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we talk old man MDMA stories, self tanner, clean closets, Jean's beautiful mind, surfin' NYC, the joy of walking, composting confusion, art knowledge, $70 per day Sakara, Aggie's eggs and Bryan's sexy Goop dream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're talking SQIRLgate, Goop's defund the police pivot, early birds, night owls, finding flow, philosophical data mining, salad for dinner, creamy cashew dressing, unemployment bonus juicers, Motown morning routines, oak table graters and beauty box donations.Links discussed on the pod:There's No I In Jam - Eater.comJoe Rosenthal's InstagramThe DeepFor Our Magic Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we talk the Glee curse, candle vloggers, egg freezings, Gwyneth's summer recs, roast chicken, green globetrotting, herbal gynecology, no makeup makeup, Cooking Light recipes, ergonomics, ear seeds and more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gwyneth interviews the Surgeon General, Breast Implant Illness makes its debut onto the speculative but promising stage, Megan gets personal, goop plans the most stressful 4th of July party ever, and we talk white t-shirts, French face massages and more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We discuss the return of Alison Roman and do a short Politics Corner before getting to the week's newsletters, which include articles about Flint's water crisis, another no recipe meal plan, a tool to make your eyelids less droopy, more composting info, Jean's senior moment, meditative coloring books, influencer gifts and forming good habits. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gwyneth takes four walks per day, Moses makes his Tonight Show debut, and the newsletter covers everything you'd always wanted to know about bowel movements. We also talk wine subscriptions, beeswax sunscreen, a three day repeat detox, W*ll C*ole's Hebrew prayers, $450 Birkenstocks, a summer reading list and more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We dive into the turmoil at Bon Appetit and other cultural gatekeepers, and how it both relates to and distracts from the bigger conversations about systemic racism. Are similar dynamics taking place at Goop? Probably. We also talk electromagnetic radiation, CSAs, fancy lip balm, the new Dave Chappelle special, deleting Instagram, triphala supplements and scatalogical Father's Day presents. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're putting Gwyneth talk on hold to hear from Goop Yourself listener Aziza @aziza.calvarese and her husband Joe @jvc302. Aziza and Joe share their thoughts on the murder of George Floyd, Black PTSD and trauma, police violence, systemic racism, educational inequality, and their experience as an interracial couple in America.Resources:Explained: Racial Wealth Gap https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mqrhn8khGLMTime: The Khalief Browder Story https://tinyurl.com/ycd6uxs7When They See Us https://tinyurl.com/ya4vra68 13th https://tinyurl.com/yaqpzb8u Just Mercy https://www.justmercyfilm.com/ Organizations:Official George Floyd Memorial Fund https://www.gofundme.com/f/georgefloydCampaign Zero https://www.joincampaignzero.org/Black Visions Collective https://www.blackvisionsmn.org/Equal Justice Initiative https://eji.org/Support Black Owned Businesses https://www.supportblackowned.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we talk conspiracies, dream interpretation, Jailbird cake, book clubs, bikini waxing, UTIs and Transcendental Meditation.https://minnesotafreedomfund.org/donatehttps://www.gofundme.com/f/peoples-city-council-ticket-fundhttps://bailproject.org/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bryan gets a Fitbit, Aggie gets her teeth pulled, Elise shills for Avocado mattresses, we discuss another ginned up media person controversy, Dr. Hyman briefly tricks Bryan, the Goop staffers fantasize about vacation, and we talk muscle relaxers, journaling and the unkillable donabes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We go over all the Alison Roman / Chrissy Teigen drama before launching into the newsletters. There's cookbooks, couples therapy, charities, Topanga fantasies and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We talk cutting board meals, multiple journals, produce longevity, GP's food photography, inspirational face cream, princess approved etiquette, Jean's anti-retinol activism, social work KonMari and a book club update. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aggie asks Gerda and receives answers, Bryan blows his Trumpbucks on heirloom grains from South Carolina, GP interviews a queen of cultural appropriation, and the newsletters talk boredom, schedules, $800 hydroponic herb gardens, French makeup remover and bamboo composters. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apple and GP collaborate, Jean exfoliates, Jennifer Freed talks faith, Megan learns the 5 archetypes and we all can't wait to make a low sugar breakfast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apple trolls her mom, Death writes a note to Elise, Goop's travel section turns on the TV, Bryan spends too much money on groceries, Aggie spends too much money on Sephora and we all do a lot of yoga. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Goop discovers our super secret yoga guru, Bryan tries Blue Apron (non-Seamus edition) and Gwyneth and friends create an only slightly cringe inspirational Covid video. We also talk slouchy cardigans, Ursa Major vs. Cetafil, veggie packed pasta, crystal packed water bottles and the joys of dental care. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we talk Zoom makeup tips, beans and greens recipes, Gwyneth and Brad's couples counseling, fungus documentaries, Seamus getting comfortable in front of the camera, Megan's cold showers, Gerda's magnesium habit and Goop's pivot to hard science in the face of a catastrophe. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aggie and Bryan successfully recorded a Skype episode, can you believe it?! We recount our week in quarantine before discussing a little Gwyneth news and gossip. The newsletters are chock full of advice, some practical, some questionable. We talk self tanner, probiotics, cauliflower bechamel, virologists, glowy super gel and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aggie and Bryan come to you (separately) to discuss how we and all the Goop girls are dealing with the craziness. Elise talks to a REAL DOCTOR, plus streaming workouts, finger nail celery cleanses, expensive sweatpants, pantry staple recipes and lots and lots of Goop Glow. Stay safe everybody! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we discuss Corona hoarding, GP and co wearing our very own Goop Girls shirt and all the crazy stuff in this week's newsletters. We cover two sad dinner parties, Seamus's mocktails, ski cream, Marianne's soothing videos, Rihanna vs. Kate Hudson and more. Buy the shirt EVERYONE is talking about today! https://teespring.com/stores/goop-yourself Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we talk Goop products launching in Sephora stores, a latte with the world's most expensive spice, a Burgundian river barge, the new Beverly Hills Gucci restaurant, a pill to cut sugar cravings and the truth about income satiation. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We discuss GP's chic coronavirus mask selfie and a hard hitting Netflix interview by her best friend/assistant Kevin. The newsletters touch on toxic mold, numerology, mindful eating, body butter and Goop's doomed Mediterranean cruise.Buy all Goop Yourself merch at https://teespring.com/stores/goop-yourself Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We get into a new Dr. J*n vs. Goop controversy, a makeup free dinner party and wade into the Jameela Jamil fracas. In the newsletters we talk Goop's collaboration between Seamus and Blue Apron, Gerda's soups for flus, disapproving dead mothers, money dates, leggings sales, Goop's Youtube channel and Bryan's new scent. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we discuss Gwyneth's appearance on Ellen and Aggie's skiing adventure. We also talk Jean's new Vitamin C powder, the top 5 most masculine crystals, scammer art dealers, GP's interview with Julia Louis-Dreyfus, anxiety reducers, the return of the donabe, and a very powerful anti-consumerism Thing I Would Buy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aggie and Bryan discuss the best, worst and craziest from Netflix's iconic "docuseries" The Goop Lab. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're recording this episode mere hours after Netflix's Goop show drops, so we'll give you our first thoughts - full review coming next week! We finally drink some G.Tox Detoxifying Powder thanks to a very generous listener. We also talk reverse aging, sexy lingerie, transforming negativity, the joy of missing out and drugs! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.