Goop Yourself

We're back for a pre-Thanksgiving catch up! RIP Megan and Jean, hello profitability? GP smooches Timmy in a new Safdie movie, Molly does mayo, Goop launches an uninspired gift guide, a Hollywood assistant spends over $700 per week on food, and much much more!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's the end of an era. After 8 years, Bryan and Agnes consciously uncouple (for now) from the Goopiverse. We talk Gundry's smoking advice, Deer Park theatre, Purely Elizabeth, Father's Day enneagrams and penis pumps, weekday paleo lobster salad, and more!!Keep in touch on Instagram @goopyourself and don't unsubscribe from the feed, we'll be back on mic sporadically. All Patreon subscriptions are paused for June and then will go down to $1 per month in July, in case you want to access the back catalogue.Thank you for listening to the pod. We love you!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We dive into the homoerotic je ne sais quoi of Brendan and Cookie from @santacruzmedicinals before a little recap on the recent goings on of Tier One goddesses J*n G*nter, M*lly B*z, El*se L**hn*n, and J*ss*ca S**nf*ld. Life & Style and In Touch have rival Gwyneth gossip, and Bon Appetit profiles an unemployed Buffalonian who loves Russian Drinking Butter and physical therapy. In the newsletters, we covet Megan's jet setting lifestyle and ask whether Jean is losing her touch. Plus, 4 new high tech wellness devices, 12 destination spas, 1 disgusting green detox soup, and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gwyneth shoots a Target commercial, welcomes Posh on the Goop pod, and hosts an "intimate" Montecito dinner with Oprah. M*lly B*z realizes her dream of starring in a Times Square billboard before all of it is ripped away. G*nter flies to Boston to be on a popular podcast while another menopause book climbs the charts. Plus, microplastics in workout clothes, Hamilton-era zoodle salads, Cleo (not Chloe!) Wade's patriotic poetry, and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gwyneth lands the cover of (???) Cultured Magazine and interviews a Kardashian underwear entrepreneur at In Goop Health. A vegan restaurant scandal hits Echo Park, and Atwater Village's local shoppy-shop is in dire straits. Plus, Goop's Mother's Day Gift Guide, women's hair loss, Goop Kitchen's Earth Day special, high protein meals, Goop Beauty's Summertime Bronzing Gel, and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Agnes and Bryan both discuss their newfound dietary restrictions, Gwyneth does a "This and That," and Goop releases THE LIST of Goopiest hotels in the world. We dissect a Bon Appetit article about the perceived decline of America's favorite fast-casual Mexican place, and Bryan reads a startling Instagram post from a struggling local businesswoman. Plus, life changing bread, unreliable vegan cooking blogs, men's cosmetic surgery, Goop Kitchen's Greek Goddess bowl, and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Spring horoscopes, Goop sneakers, a life-changing bread, hydrating water-cream, Andrew Huberman, endoscopies and more! Plus, in this week’s Bon Appetit Receipt, a young pastor from Alabama whose husband has a terrible secret! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gwyneth launches her open eyed meditation app, Agnes has flight fright, and Bryan self-soothes with bland hippie food. Plus, how to break free from the stress cycle, cashew cream, turning tragedy into a skincare line, and $699 sauna blankets! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we discuss Gwyneth's ongoing relationship with Saudi Arabia as reported by the New York Post, follow up on last week's mystery Receipt-er, dive into all the Kate Middleton conspiracy theories, and have a difficult but necessary conversation about food influencer M*lly B*z. Plus, Goop's big WWD award, the environmental and nutritional benefits of different types of milk, fancy shower heads, Emily Mariko's Green Chef deal, ageless locket designers and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gwyneth spills her secrets to British Vogue, the New York Times investigates dark circles, Goop spends one (busy) day on the Upper West Side, and Dr. G*nt*r goes to bat for High Fructose Corn Syrup. Plus, Madame Web, sheet pan popcorn, the "classic shop" big lie, drugstore moisturizer and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gwyneth jets to Paris to watch the Armani couture show, Forbes calls all Americans nepo babies, Marianne flops in New Hampshire, a jet-setting TV producer writes The Receipt, and Goop releases its Valentine's gift guide. Plus, erotic temporal awareness, corn starch thickened mac and cheese, Oscar nom thoughts, Gwyneth's book recs and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gwyneth shares her Ins and Outs for 2024 at Brad's big Netflix premiere, Bryan and Agnes both read some questionable nutritional texts over the New Year, and we recap a double dose of Bon Appetit's The Receipt, starring an Asheville NPR reporter and a Washington D.C. pharmaceutical rep. We also discuss both of Goop's 2024 detoxes, a new multi-pronged hair routine, shower sex advice and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Daily Mail issues a dire warning about a certain Goop item, Variety reports that GP was paid over $1 million to go to Saudi Arabia, Ali Pew leaves the nest, and Goop Kitchen starts selling pumpkin spice bread in December. In the newsletters we get another perspective on the complicated blood diamond debate, a recap of Goop's sophisticated holiday party, Gwyneth's current favorite beauty product and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We discuss the relative merits of Dunkin coffee, mushroom matcha, and Metamucil before digging deep into the latest newsletters. This week: a vintage Caitlin tragedy, a five step sigh, a bountiful In Goop Health gift basket, a trip to Provence and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We discuss a Philly food scientist with parental boundary issues, The Cut's exhaustive (and exhausting?) Erewhon article and Gwyneth's controversial pic with Poosh CEO's little sister Kim Kardashian before diving into the newsletters. This week, Goop Rotisserie struggles to make a case for its existence, Jean does a roundup of all the new beauty treatments at the dermatologist, sex still hurts and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We review a couple of good.clean.goop products and digest The Receipt before Gwyneth takes us on a tour of her Floridian villa. Plus, a sneak preview of the holiday gift guides, Goop Rotisserie's new spice rub, combatting mood swings by breathing and shaking, sweet potato breakfast flashbacks and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We celebrate Goop's big 15 with limited edition beauty products, Gwyneth's Vogue 73 Questions interview, a AMA Goop pod with a call from our favorite ex-Food Director, Dr. Gross's lip vibrator, a $2500 vase and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In person "In Goop Health" is back for the low low price of $1200, Gwyneth pens an ode to her own products, Bryan is diagnosed with "bulbous teeth", and Agnes suspects she has a touch of the long COVID. Plus, apology scripts, Gwyneth's taps another friend for political glory, Jean's New Mexico spa recommendation, Bon Appetit goes to Brown, the Shallow Hal body double spills tea, Dr. J*n tumbles off the Twitter wagon and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We recap the penultimate And Just Like That ep, Agnes packs up for NYC, and Bryan mourns losing Gwyneth's Airbnb contest. We also take an online goop drama quiz, discuss GP's misplaced nostalgia for recipes from 2017, and say enough with the detoxes. Plus, Goop shampoo, beard trimmers, pilates videos and more!We'll be taking the next couple of weeks off. See you soon!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gwyneth goes full Willy Wonka, allowing the unwashed masses to spend a night in her Montecito guesthouse. (Just don't try to drink from the GoopGlow river.) Jean spreads some speculative but promising misinformation on the toxicity of chemical sunscreen, G-Label comes out with an awful drop waist shift dress, Megan goes surfing with octopuses, and we touch base on a pair of vintage Caitlin summer recipes (RIP.) Plus, the perils of self-talk, a field scientist flirts with salmonella in The Receipt, and a springtime episode of And Just Like That. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Agnes and Bryan are both on vacation this week, so we're unlocking a vintage Patreon ep from a simpler time, March 2023.Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bryan gets sent to Siberia at a classic LA restaurant while Agnes argues that her favorite neighborhood bistro is destined to become a new LA classic. We discuss an extra goopy Bon App receipt and recap the increasingly deranged season of And Just Like That. Plus, Jennifer Freed ages gracefully, washable (thank God) sex pillows, summer cocktails, Ralph's sunscreen, Megan's mosquito wipes and more!For the full ep, go here Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gwyneth posts a pic from Umbria and the sunscreen vigilantes are not having it, Bryan gets some good blood work news, and Agnes powers through 5-2 intermittent fasting and tries to gate keep Vidiots. Plus moon rituals, beach reads, chayote squash, $2700 face zappers, jerk paste and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gwyneth jets off to Milan with Moses while the girls at Goop HQ struggle to compile a list of vegan ice creams. They publish the morning routine of a (potentially deceased) British lord/celebrity facialist. Agnes explains the cottage cheese mukbang videos going around, and Bryan recommends a new brand of hummus. Plus And Just Like That, Madonna, The Other Two, meditation youtube videos, the WHO's crackdown on aspartame and more!For the full ep go to patreon.com/goopyourself Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gwyneth themed drag nights, Graza Olive Oil's big endorsement, Bryan's traditional summer solstice recipe, hormones causing blindness, Cameron's 25 ingredient salad recipe, wine country weekends, Father's Day tragedies (both submarine and rotisserie chicken related) and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gwyneth gets back into restaurants, Cameron Diaz attempts to crunch up Goop Kitchen's summer menu, we talk about mushroom farmers' diets and tantric breathing exercises, and Goop launches their very first shampoo and conditioner. Plus, listen to Bryan take his first ever leukemia pill live on air!(to hear the full ep, you know where to go) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bryan has a health scare, Agnes prepares for a big move, and the Goop girls are giving us nothing! There's yet another Nashville vacation guide and more bad retinol advice, but at least Gwyneth is (allegedly) off paleo. Plus, Gutes Guterman, a $200 Father's Day fleshlight, Jean's favorite slippers, saffron chicken thighs, the curse of perfectionism, G*nter's return to Winnipeg (bitch) and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We discuss America's sweethearts, Hannah Gadsby and Leslie Van Houten, and explain why only one of them deserves to spend life in prison. Plus, Montauk, Jackson Hole, By Dria, summer horoscopes, Keith Haring, $150 alarm clocks, protein smoothies and more!To hear all our hot takes, go to patreon.com/goopyourself Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apple comes home from college, the Horses chefs are more diabolical than we thought, and we offer our thoughts on Barbie, Taylor, Tàr (so current!) and the Bosnian war (even currenter!) Plus, J*n wages a one woman war on cottage cheese, affirmations in the form of a question, GP's "so bad it's good" chicken, Wishbone marinades, prostate stimulators for Father's day, foam rollers post-LoRox and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

GP isn't just a girl's girl, she's a "founder's girl," and we get some investment advice for the Montecito set. We also talk Montecito's other favorite couple as they go on a high speed chase in the big apple. Goop finally creates some new food content with the help of three of LA's favorite Italian chefs. Plus, Horses drama, the delusion of "self-awareness," Bryan's tart cherry habit and more!For the full ep, go to patreon.com/goopyourself Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gwyneth talks to a longevity doctor, Brad's love note goes viral, and Goop discovers texting. Plus, sour cherry juice, veggie sandwiches, J*n's trip to Italy, a flight attendant's diet, AI songwriting and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apple drags Mom on her favorite pod, Call Her Daddy, and Bryan has an extended senior moment, legitimately thinking the host's name is "Alice Cooper" and saying it multiple times to his endless humiliation and embarrassment. We also talk about a certain world traveling gynecologist who is incapable of being embarrassed, the Glucose Goddess, apartment pools, froyo masturbators, vintage goop recipes, designer B vitamins and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We discuss a very important article from a big magazine discussing a certain extremely litigious pharmaceutical psychic who may or may not have been a bad bad boy. We also talk Erewhon addiction, resort living, G. Label's big fashion award, blast from the past Goop powders and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Agnes and Bryan come to you from their respective sickbeds to discuss Lauren Oyler's Harper's cover story on Goop At Sea, a Kansas City social media star's Bon Appetit food diary, and speculation on the Faltrow's marriage. Plus, the danger of prenups, edible flowers, white washing borscht, new sunscreens, GP's interview with Scarlett Johansson and more! Click here to hear the full ep! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We discuss HR friendship speak, quiet luxury, and San Francisco slander before getting into the Goop News. G*nter gets "married" to her very real fiancé, but is there trouble brewing in Montecito? Plus, a New Orleans travel guide, a friendship workbook, a narcissist warning, an eye cream party, and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We explore the highs and lows of recent Gwyneth thinkpieces, ponder the new GoopSex instagram account, continue to mourn Gerda and Caitlin, and question Goop Kitchen's spring menu. Plus, one of Bryan's fav keto accounts goes viral, birthday cake flavored water, inter LA neighborhood rivalries and more!For the full ep, join our very exclusive Patreon at patreon.com/goopyourself Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Iconic fits, incompetent lawyers, classic catchphrases: the trial had everything, including justice (and a dollar) for Brentwood's finest. What were the best, worst and craziest moments we witnessed this past week? Listen to find out! Plus, concierge doctors, spitting on Caitlin's grave, an Instagram poetess takes the Goop pod reigns from Erica and more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We recap the first week of Gwyneth's ski accident trial, discuss the ongoing fallout from the W*ll C*le interview, and share our thoughts on Bon Appetit's viral saltine video. Plus, hipaa violations, stool samples, Yelp reviews, fetal alcohol syndrome, afternoon tea, Birkenstocks, paleo influencers and more!This one is juicy ;) To hear the whole thing, throw $5 to us over on patreon.com/goopyourself Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We go over Gwyneth's viral interview with "Dr." W*ll C*le, recap all the unhinged responses and try to make sense of what is really happening. We also read Politico's hatchet job on our future president, discuss our own recent health issues, and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Marianne formally announces, Gerda bids adieu, Bryan lives out his Hollywood dreams, and Goop Kitchen launches an app. Plus, sober cocktail parties, sex cards for dating and more!For the full ep, go to patreon.com/goopyourself Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We discuss The Cut's Ozempic article, an adjunct professor in Austin going into debt buying vegan cheese, Gwyneth's new VC fund and Pisces fetish, a spring astrology forecast, a $500 makeup brush, the tinned fish craze, Caitlin's devastating Linkedin, a heated bean debate and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

W*ll C*le writes another book, Marianne decides to run, Noora literally fleas in Paris, and Jean figuratively flees to the desert. Plus, temperature play, harissa meatballs, a Tracy Anderson exposé in the Daily Mail and more!For the full ep, go to patreon.com/goopyourself Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bryan reviews the Elefor massage gun, Agnes rewatches The West Wing, and we discuss a Goopworthy bean soup recipe in the problematic Paper of Record. In the newsletter, Ali goes on a Swiss ski vacation, the editors (minus Caitlin, RIP) concoct an olive oil celebration, Gwyneth speaks with a dating app mogul, and Katharine McPhee's stepdaughters attempt sketch comedy at Goop HQ. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We talk Daniels' in the Criterion Closet, 80 For Brady, the new warnings about dark chocolate, and the four star Le Bernardin New York Times review before diving into the newsletters. This week Goop publishes a list of far flung romantic getaways and debunks the ear piercing migraine cure. Plus, Vintner's Daughter releases a cleanser, Seamus talks keto like it's 2016, Erica interviews a VICE food news show host, a pastry chef pivots to sex stones and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We discuss the death of Gawker 2.0, parse a Chicago-based indie film controversy, and read the latest "The Receipt" from Bon Appetit, where a college student living in poverty is buying a suspicious amount of Fly by Jing Chile Crisp. Over on Goop, Gwyneth is cleaning out her storage closet, the gals are recycling old comfort food recipes, friends are going to therapy, and weightlifters are (allegedly) creaming their pants.This episode was deemed "too hot to handle" and so has ended up on Patreon. We promise to record an extra free episode this month to restore balance in the Goopiverse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apple makes her big debut (doing nothing), Scarlett debuts a truly redundant skin care line, Andrea gets her morally questionable Oscar nom, and Gwyneth publishes a new cookbook. Plus, dementia prevention, Peruvian roast chicken, Shoppy Shops and more!For the full ep, become a goopaholic at patreon.com/goopyourself Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We celebrate Goop's victory in the coveted WWD Brand of the Year race and watch people freak out in the comments after GP posts some perfectly harmless, absolutely non-disordered January detox vids. We also discuss some elaborate lunch options, meet Goop's non-Freed astrologer, and vow to finally try the $98 Sleep Milk. Plus: Steven Crowder, Andrea Riseborough, jollof rice and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gwyneth escapes the floods in Montecito, interviewing fellow Santa Barbara refugee Katy Perry and appearing on Shark Tank and James Corden. Goop debuts "The Goop Pursuit," a five part audiobook series, and some rather pricey "Lift + Depuff" eye masks. We also talk decluttering, phone addiction, $275 sweatshirts, the gas stove controversy and more!To hear the full ep (and so much more bonus content) go to patreon.com/goopyourself. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back with reviews of the annual Goop Detox, new Goop Kitchen items, GP's talk with Kim K., Jennifer Freed's predictions for 2023, cutting toxic cords of attachment and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gwyneth gets hit by an NFT lawsuit, discusses her past as a lowly line cook at the River Café, and (possibly) goes to Paris yet again. Could Goop Champs-Elysées be next? We also discuss our differing reactions to The Whale and figure out our holiday plans. Plus, simple French cakes, expensive bicycles, classic codependency, modern dating advice, Goop Kitchen's top 5 airport dishes, upcycled pasta sauce, ski chalet looks and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.