Goop Yourself

We talk Goop's big WWD award, Buzzfeed's dissection of GP's reactionary politics, former Gwyneth profiler Taffy Brodesser-Akner's new TV show, how the NYTimes strike affected Bryan's cooking routine, Agnes's trip to a Sherman Oaks psychic, anger management meditations, holiday hors d'oeuvres, the meaning of "clean", Goop's favorite 2022 books, Gwyneth's half-hearted paean to Beantown, white Zimbabweans, domestic caviar and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We recap our favorite Thanksgiving dishes, discuss the new Sight and Sound movie poll and question the ethics of Gawker's potential Apple Martin college doxxing before diving into the newsletters. Plus, cyber Monday sales, dopamine fasting, protein smoothies, leftover waffles, Sicilian panettones and more!To hear the full ep, allez à patreon.com/goopyourself, 23 quai du Commerce, 1080 Bruxelles Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

GP (and Cameron D) return in front of the camera for Goop's annual Christmas commercial. Agnes and Bryan discuss their problematic recent media diets (Chappelle's Show, David Sedaris, a late period Woody Allen double feature) and prepare for their various Thanksgiving endeavors. Plus, breathwork books and Dutch ovens on sale, a Parade Magazine paleo pumpkin pie, Goop Kitchen's lackluster holiday sides, the death of Rick Caruso's political career and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

GP goes on a "girls trip" to Nashville, Dr. J*n mourns the end of Twitter and Gerda demystifies nightshades. Plus, Gwyneth's talk show sales strategy, a cutting board pop-up in Brentwood, the pesto of the 2010s, Rick Caruso's (fingers crossed) political demise and more!For the full ep (and much more Goop Yourself content) head on down to patreon.com/goopyourself Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

GP takes a quick trip to Paris before dropping the early awaited 2022 Goop Gift Guide, but is there trouble in paradise? The trusted and prestigious investigative journal Radar Online thinks so. We break down the guides, picking our favorite gifts for lovers, children, travelers, cooks, hosts and ourselves. Plus, further damning evidence in the Case of the Counterfeit Adjacent, new hope for SIBO sufferers, goopy Instant Pot meals, a Liquid Death think piece and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We discuss GP's continued support of Rick Caruso and other conservative, pro-business candidates in the upcoming election. We also talk Tàr, the Goop Gift Guide preview, smokable herbs, the state of protein bars and more!For the full ep, provide $5 of socialist mutual aid to patreon.com/goopyourself Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We discuss the fascinating Jorts the Cat Instacart ableism Twitter debate, Bryan goes over his bountiful Goop haul and reviews the famous 5 STAR NYTimes chicken and mushroom recipe, and we relive a few of our bad Patreon reviews before diving into the newsletters. This week we meet Bizarro J*n G*nter, a curly-haired MD who appreciates integrative medicine and believes in wellness, discover NEEM, a possible dupe of a popular Goop-approved wellness brand, and find out what is actually on Jean's nightstand. Plus, vegan cupcakes, tennis vs. pickleball, Gwyneth's favorite paleo influencers and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We do a deep dive into Bon Appetit's food diary of a chronically ill aspiring cookbook writer, discuss Gwyneth's latest Thursday newsletter recs, drool over Goop's insane hotel picks, confess to some past and future impulse buys, recap the week in G*nter rants and more!To hear the full ep, become a subscriber at patreon.com/goopyourself Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Daily Mail recaps Goop At Sea, Gwyneth takes control of the Thursday newsletter, Jennifer Freed breaks down the elements, and Caitlin (surprise!) does nothing. We also talk edging for everybody, La Pigalle's best croissant and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The nation celebrates one blonde cinematic icon while tearing down another. Agnes and Bryan posit what it would be like covering Marilyn Monroe's lifestyle newsletter back in the day. We go G*nter H*ntin' to get to the bottom of the truly baffling and elusive "Adjacent." Plus, looking back at the two original Goop recipes, Goop Kitchen's new fall menu, aging into GoopGenes, natural anti-inflammatories, Gwyneth and Brad's podcast convo and more!To hear the full enchilada (and dozens more exclusive eps) , give us $5. patreon.com/goopyourself Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's a week of milestones as Gwyneth kicks and stretches her way to a half-century on Earth, and Agnes and Bryan return to the scene of many painful memories, Trader Joe's. We discuss a truly wild photo (quickly removed from Instagram) of a naked woman with a rocket ship shooting out of her vagina, apple and grain guides, Meghan Markle's favorite makeup, Erica Chidi's Maldives vacation, Jennifer Freed's new book, weighted jump ropes and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Melissa Urban lunches with Elise in Brentwood before cavorting with GP at Will Cole's book party. What does it all mean? The Financial Times publishes a longform Goop profile that asks the important questions. Bryan tackles Caitlin's Turkey Pot Pie and fights with Agnes about food storage. We also discuss reiki orgasms, protein packed meals, bargain body wash, Sweetgreen dupes, grain-free stuffing, the politics of handshaking, helping children process their emotions, and our upcoming trip to the depths of Hell (Trader Joe's.) To hear the full episode, drop us some dough at patreon.com/goopyourself Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Goop gets slammed for its alleged anti-MSG bias, Dr. J*n celebrates being an empty nester with a tagine, Caitlin goes on yet another vacation without giving us a new recipe, and Agnes reverses her stance on eye cream. We also discuss Peruvian vacations, turkey shepherd's pie, our disparate grocery shopping strategies, Jessica Seinfeld's comedian husband, $500 "joy sessions", liver detox, rain-scented candles and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We review Goop Kitchen's new (healthy???) pizza and pasta concept, discuss the ongoing saga of reluctant body positivity influencer Blogilates, and dissect Gwyneth's paen to turning 50. Plus, Bryan's tennis obsession, Apple's Amagansett rager, Caitlin's veggie burger recipes, lunar sexual energy, at-home laser treatments and more!To hear the full ep, subscribe at patreon.com/goopyourself Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

WhiteSugarRebel, Lena Wilson, Bobby Parrish, Assistant Leilani, Jennifer Freed and Dawson Church PhD. These are the sick souls taking up valuable mental space in Agnes and Bryan's mind this week. We give you the full rundown as Gwyneth camps out in the Hamptons teaching Moses how to drive. Plus, facial cleanser, tapping therapy, support languages, a Goop Kitchen brownie hack and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We welcome Dr. Agnes Adjacent himself (Brian Thompson) on the pod to talk about his Whole 30 journey. We also discuss deranged Youtube channel FlavCity, Gwyneth's big Shark Tank announcement, affordable clean drugstore beauty, a new Ayurveda book, paella parties, chef Kim Floresca's top 5 reasons she loves her own restaurant and more!To listen to the whole Pepperoni Potts you gotta ante up at patreon.com/goopyourself Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We go over every menu item on the new Goop Superfina menu and discuss the Daily Harvest food poisoning fiasco. Plus, Gen Z food trends, finding the perfect denim shorts, Gwyneth's home spa and (alleged) excessive water use, the decriminalization of psychedelics, urban clam bakes, Susan Powter's Twitter account and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gwyneth travels to Boston as we all wait breathlessly for the launch of Goop Superfina. Agnes is over the Whole 30 hump, while poor Melissa Urban wrecks her elbow and shills for bug oil manufacturers Zero Acre Farms. Bryan makes a delicious two-ingredient pizza and gets swindled by DoorDash live on air. We also talk mass shootings, new TV, Lockheed Martin, adult sleepovers, self-tanners, microdosing, macrodosing, the space-time continuum, and paleo popsicles! For the whole drug addled episode (and dozens more), go to patreon.com/goopyourself and give us $5. You won't regret it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gwyneth goes of a full on media blitz for the launch of GOOPGLOW Dark Spot Exfoliating Sleep Milk, hitting up both the zoomers (Hailey Bieber) and the boomers (The Today Show) to peddle her wares. She immediately makes things awkward, joking that she f*cked Hailey's dad in a bathroom 32 years ago, stepping into an unnecessary defense of nepotism, and visiting the Ground Zero of Smoresburn-gate, the SAG Harbor Goop Lab. We also talk dairy-free cooking alternatives, the true cost of grain-free granola, wooden bath mats, J** G*****'s disturbing thirst trap, Selma Blair's triumph (and possible future at GOOP), the most pathetic rewards referral program and more!For more uncensored, not ready for prime time content, head over to patreon.com/goopyourself. If you live in the LA area and want to try out Goop Kitchen, go to order.goopkitchen.com/sign-up and use code BryyRuc2449 or AggieHe2545 for $5 off your first order. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We talk Whole30, TikTok's Pink Sauce fiasco, Bryan and Agnes's embarrassing political pasts, Gwyneth's Montecito home furnishings, Goop At Sea's itinerary and special guests, Thrive Market and Whole Foods buys, homemade grain-free granola, free hotel shampoo hauls, $12 GOOPGLOW microderm exfoliator dupes and more!For the full ep (and dozens more), go to patreon.com/goopyourself Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We patiently wait for Agnes's COVID results as we discuss her trip to our nation's capital, Bryan's Polanski-esque ant problem, more details about the Goop Store s'mores explosion, seed oil sensitivity postcards, in home herb gardens, G*nt*r's Fl**v*gs sponsorship, anniversary presents, Italian luxury serving platters, expensive bath towels and more!Please excuse Bryan's audio. Apparently he was talking right into his laptop instead of his mic. Unbelievable, what a tool!To hear the full ep, shell out $5 over at patreon.com/goopyourself Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We present a few theories about the mysterious candle explosion that left two men burned in Goop's Sag Harbor store last week. Bryan recovers from COVID and releases his blood work results. J*n G*nt*r gets into yet another fight, this time on TikTok. Elise makes a new alliance with one of GP's competitors in the wellness space and then promptly gets thrown off a horse. Plus, summer recipes, expensive water filters, chronotypes, exercise balls in the post-Lauren Roxburgh era and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bryan's still recovering from his Daily Harvest poisoning driving to Lake Tahoe, so we're unlocking last week's Patreon ep for the hoi polloi. Enjoy and happy summer! xoAgnes's big celebrity sighting, Gwyneth's "interview" with the original Brad, Goop Kitchen's summer menu, Goop at Sea's itinerary, a mineral vs. chemical timeloop, Juneteenth miso Bloody Marys, does Nerd Alert cure long COVID? and more!  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Agnes's big celebrity sighting, Gwyneth's "interview" with the original Brad, Goop Kitchen's summer menu, Goop at Sea's itinerary, a mineral vs. chemical timeloop, Juneteenth miso Bloody Marys, does Nerd Alert cure long COVID? and more! To hear the rest, become a Goopaholic over at patreon.com/goopyourself. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gerda, in a landmark "Supported By Science" ruling, comes down in favor of seed oils. Goop, possibly plagued by dwindling revenue, announces Morning Routine value packs and an MLM-adjacent referral program. Gwyneth pens an article for The Wirecutter while Dr. J** G***** has another Twitter meltdown. Plus, Goop Kitchen's summer menu tease, self-diagnosed autism, The Staircase finale, LA election results, Whole Foods vs. Trader Joe's and more!We forgot to mention you in the ep, but thank you so much to listeners Andrea and Bridget for joining our Patreon! For more goopy content, go to patreon.com/goopyourself and sign up. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gwyneth's Kardashian candle collab, mashed cauliflower dreams, cop neighbors running for city council, digital KonMari, hummus on avocado toast, discontinued Tata Harper products, 4 1/2 inch cookie jars, Austin travel guides and more!For the full pooshilada, go to patreon.com/goopyourself and become a Goopaholic. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

NOTE: We switched up our podcast host so you might need to delete and re-subscribe to Goop Yourself in order to get the new ep! Thank you for your patience!!We talk Goop's wildly inappropriate Father's Day gift guide, Agnes's COVID-addled CNN addiction, Bryan's magnesium glycinate evangelism, Goop Kitchen's vendetta against us, Cameron's canned wine, a $2250 flannel shirt, Goop's disappointing summer sale, refreshing salad ideas and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We talk Prolon weight loss, sober partying, quitting Trader Joe's cold turkey, Apple's sweet 18th, homemade baby formula recipes, Tinx's soft cancellation, music festival memories, Silverlake's goop approved non-alcoholic liquor store, Erewhon free samples, summer wedding looks, jewelry store sponsored walking tours, The Polo Bar vs. The Polo Lounge, anti-Palestinian dairy companies, golden lattés jumping the shark, adult screen-time, Bryan's schizophrenic magnesium guru and more! For the full ep and so much more, join our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In the aftermath of Diapér-gate we discuss why GP's sophisticated satire goes over normies' heads. Agnes recounts her Prolon week, and Bryan suffers the wrath of G*nter reply-gals after Dr. J*n threatens to dox someone for calling her a libtard. We also talk blood sugar's relationship to anxiety, clean summer scents, BA alum Rick Martinez's regional Mexican cookbook, the NFT collapse and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Influencer morning routines, bean deep dives, wedding gift guides, conditioner queries, homogenic vacation spots — plus Bryan and Agnes's Met Gala and True Crime TV roundups. For the full ep, go to https://www.patreon.com/goopyourself Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We discuss Dr. J*n G*nt*r's latest Twitter freakout, review the offerings from Goop Rotisserie and slonk some Carnivore influencer lunches. Plus, medical gaslighting, Mother's Day Brunch ideas, Melissa Hartwig Urban's self-help pivot, skin slugging and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gwyneth takes out her quill and ink to pen an all new This & That featuring grain-free granola, cauliflower pasta, TV recs and boring business books. Bryan catches up on WeCrashed, Agnes orders real, honest-to-goodness Prolon, and G*nter goes after the parasite cleanse crazies. Plus, Goop's new multi-vitamin, another voyage on the SS Goop Cruise, Gerda's health scare, Caitlin teaches us about knives, Caponata-touille and more! To hear the full ep, go to patreon.com/goopyourself Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We discuss Anne Hathaway's portrayal of Rebecca Paltrow in WeCrashed, J*n G*nter's pro-child slavery shocker, productive food journals, Esther Perel's new board game, natural deodorants, Goop's spring recipe roundup and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bryan delves deep into the fight rupturing the anti-seed oil community, Agnes perfects her Fauxlon regimen, we review Goop's arroz con pollo and J*n G*nter's "better than Keller's" lentils, talk about the Mother's Day Guide and more! To listen to the whole seed-oil free enchilada, subscribe at patreon.com/goopyourself Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bryan ponders the correlation between seed oil disrespect and right wing politics, Agnes still can't stop thinking about the Oscars, Dr. J*n asks twitter if she can pull off K-Stew's shorts, and Dr. W*ll C*le invents a new thing to worry about: histamine intolerance. Plus, Kate Hudson makes smoothies, Vintner's Daughter goes large, stiff joints get shocked, smoothie cleanses take over social media and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Controversial former Goop COO Elise Loehnen goes nuclear on Instagram, spring fashion archetypes, personalized Goop shopping lists, NorCal scented body wash, protein-style turkey burgers and more! To listen to the whole episode, pony up a little cash on Patreon. xoxo Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gwyneth hosts a fundraiser for Rick Caruso, the pro-business, pro-cop, anti-choice mall magnate who's running for mayor of LA. We also discuss the launch of Goop Rotisserie, a scammy skin quiz, long COVID treatments, fireplace candles, viral salads and more! For 40% off your first Thrive Market order, click here Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

During the recording Bryan gets a special delivery from Thrive Market, so we do a little unboxing. We also talk the seven types of rest, Erewhon's viral smoothie, Goop's new Moonjuice killer toner, a metabolism boosting reminder and more! To get 40% off your first Thrive Market order, click this link! And to hear the full episode (and dozens more) click this other link! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Babies turned weed impresarios, foods for brain fog, Goop Kitchen's two new concepts, GP's convo with Billy Porter, affordable clay masks, Goop's silence on seed oils, tuning forks, menstrual cramps and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Goopy Long Covid cures, seed oil questions, the underreported Belcampo Meat scandal, Jungian dream analysis, olive oil shots and more! For the full ep (and 54 other exclusive episodes), go to patreon.com/goopyourself Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

GOOPGENES ends retinol, Alison Roman redefines the rutabega, Bryan and Agnes warn against seed oils: plus UV opiates, Christmas insomnia cures, oat foam, the turmeric paradox (inflammatory or anti-inflammatory), bone-in chicken thighs, Tracy Anderson's big jug of broccoli soup and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gwyneth shills for UberEats, Bryan lowers his cholesterol, Agnes succumbs to detox fever — plus ethical tourism, shearling Birkenstocks, Valentine's pizza dough and more! To hear the full episode (and every single one of our bonus eps), join our PATREON Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gwyneth opens the doors of her Montecito manse to the pages of Architectural Digest and nabs a collaboration with the good people of Monogram. We also talk Che in LA, the grated egg TikTok trend, Valentine's shipping woes, the temptations of Prolon, counterfeit conceptual sculptures and $62,000 indoor hammocks. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We talk Gwyneth's NFTs, Omicron facts, Will Cole's liver, Jimmy Fallon's Hollywood cabal, shampoo pump replacements, detox fried chicken, V Day gift guides, And Just Like That and more! To hear the full episode, join our Patreon, which is way cheaper than ProLon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We talk about the launch of GOOPGLOW Cloudberry Exfoliating Jelly Cleanser, the Keep Your Hands Off My Vagina candle, 30 second detoxes, DKNY leisure ware, Gerda's immunity soups, Goop's continuing shipping woes, non-dairy milk makers and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

To hear the full episode, subscribe at patreon.com/goopyourself We're reviewing all the new offerings off the Goop Kitchen winter menu! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Goop Detox is here and we're not doing it, but we're talking about it anyway. Plus, Andrea Long Chu's disembowelment of Hana Yanagihara, Gerda's views on IF, smoothie city and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Goop came out with its annual detox but nobody can get it. Goop Kitchen released its winter menu. Amanda Chantal Bacon gets roasted by Business Insider. Alison Roman joins CNN. Plus, Jennifer Freed's 2022 astrological predictions, Jean's new bath oil, And Just Like That vs. Emily in Paris and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We talk GP's Crypto flop, And Just Like That ep 3, Alison Roman's New Yorker profile, the return of Elise (to our nightmares), sex toys for penis havers, Megan's Ridgewood rec, a new scalp detox, Agnes' manifestation journey and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gwyneth makes a comedy video, Goop launches hand creme, G*nter takes a bath, Gerda bakes with rye — plus, discounted face oil, shampoo waiting lists and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.