Goop Yourself

Agnes moves to the Valley, Bryan finally gets into turmeric, and Goop is coasting on the fumes of their underwhelming gift guide. We talk cashmere shorts, Glennon Doyle, $1500 hotel rooms, Jessica Seinfeld, cookbook plagiarism, chicken (with mushrooms and/or dumplings) and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We discuss the failure of Goop At Sea, The New Yorker's review of Sex, Love, and Goop and GP's Kimmel appearance. Plus vegetarian holiday recipes, Jean's $82 body wash, Sia's $2000 jacket, Megan's lentil soup, aspirational loungewear and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gwyneth poses in Gucci while we review the brand new 2021 Annual Goop Gift Guide. Plus, a directory of sexologists, vintage cakes, boyfriend breakfasts, marble body brushes, bunny butt plugs and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well, ONE OF US watched all six unsufferable hours of Sex, Love, and Goop. We discuss the couples, the therapists, and every mode and method of sexology burned into our corneas. Plus fall fashion, clean cookware, savory whipped cream, auto-astrology, kale teethers and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

To hear the full episode, subscribe at patreon.com/goopyourself Bryan and Aggie drive to Santa Monica and review Goop Kitchen's new fall menu items, including the Fall Salmon Bowl, Miso Salmon Bento Box, and It's All Easy DIY Tacos. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Netflix goes Goop, Gwyneth goes to sleep, and Goddess Amina gets naked — plus kinky toys, bath salts, sneakers, cookbooks, carrot cake and more!Stay tuned for next week's episode when we'll give our full review of Sex, Love and Goop. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aggie and Bryan review the HungryRoot delivery service and GP responds to the scathing Business Insider profile — plus lube pods, rock chick routines, fall recipes, Kegel panties, Porsche sponsored astrology, biological aging tests, Malibu trails, saffron shakes and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Goop releases the trailer for their dirty Netflix show and Gwyneth launches pills to make you horny — plus fall archetypes, October beauty obsessions, Housewife crime, carrot soup, aloe vera and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We discuss the Business Insider Goop exposé, Dr. G*nter's call to the Daily Mail, the Goop Cruise lineup, buying spices, post-pregnancy bodies, family baths, Supergoop (no relation), Infrared blankets, terrible instagram stories, sad seed bread and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

To hear the full episode, subscribe at patreon.com/goopyourself Aggie and Bryan dive into a disease so crazy and controversial that even goop won't touch it with a ten foot pole. Is the epidemic of Morgellons a symptom of an uncaring, incurious medical establishment or a collective internet engineered psychosis? We watched the documentary Skin Deep: The Battle Over Morgellons, now streaming on Amazon Prime. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Goop debuts a new hair serum, Gwyneth appears in North Carolina, Goop Kitchen launches its fall menu — plus weeknight pantry meals, In Goop Health's Porsche sponsorship, Linda Evangelista's CoolSculpt nightmare, bread makers, tinned fish and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gwyneth and Brad's Montecito "eco-mansion" is nearing completion, Elise is back with a new pod, Gerda does double duty — plus energy recipes, American Horror Story, back pain, raw spinach, foam rollers, medical grade bath salts and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gwyneth shows off her pups, the NYC Goop Lab reopens, passive aggressive sympathy gifts, child friendly vacations to Balmoral, chickpea-tempeh pizza, flared jeans, new candles, shiny hair and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We talk GP fashion flashbacks, sad snacks, "ethical" Capitalism, sleep wars, Tik Tok discharge, a microbiome superpowder review, TJ Maxx, veg sandos and more!FYI the audio is funky today. Sorry, we tried to smooth it out as best as possible. Namaste. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bryan reviews Goop's Metabolism Boosting Superpowder, Aggie prepares for wine country, Gwyneth's childhood home goes on the market, plus homemade ice cream, travel essentials, digestive enzymes, air pollution and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A guide to ripe fruit, supplement propaganda, a book on gaslighting and misogyny, blood sugar tips, vulva mirrors, cheap cruises, LoRo's lockdown Down Under and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bryan and Aggie return from their glamorous summer vacations and are shocked at how much the world has changed. We discuss Metabolism Super Powders, Goop White Claw, a summer sale come and gone, Goop Kitchen dressings and sauces, Gwyneth the Brontë superfan, 7-Keto DHEA and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Due to our jetsetting lifestyles we were unable to record a new episode this week. Here's an unlocked episode from our Patreon where Aggie and Bryan review GP's ghost kitchen restaurant concept in Santa Monica. We'll be back with brand new episodes next week!To unlock all our bonus eps, subscribe at https://www.patreon.com/goopyourself Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

GP renovation sagas, Aggie's 5 day (and counting) juice cleanse, Bryan's new stonk tip, DEET-free bug spray, grilling sauces, Pelvic Organ Prolapse, $300 Victorian parasols and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A couple's guide to vibrators, a cook's guide to hiking, summer scents, Gwyneth interviews Venus, Seamus's return, Omega 3s and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gwyneth holes up in Montecito as her SF store closes, Aggie raises the barre, next steps in Bryan's cholesterol battle - plus beach cooler packing tips, an alt-chip guide, the slow death of "eating clean," Emsculpt Neo zaps away the fat and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gwyneth gets wet, Goop pisses off San Francisco, Tata Harper's perfect face, body positive yoga, fungal probiotics, Cayucos vs Cambria, the mystery of Bitclout, RMS expansion, beach blankets, cucumber cocktails and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bryan's bus obsession, Aggie's sunscreen routine, Chrissy Teigan's banana bread, Apple's Letterboxd, Gerda's family feud, Jean & Megan's new BFFs, Goop's Head of Private Client Experience, antidepressant tinctures, greens recipes, Goop Kitchen's summer menu and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

To hear the full episode, subscribe at patreon.com/goopyourselfAggie and Bryan attempt to buy lunch for each other at Erewhon for less than $20. Can they do it? What did they buy? How did it taste? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We talk toilet training, hormone imbalances, olive oil, addiction tips, Prolon 2.0, watermelon (or is it mango) margaritas, LED masks and more. Forgive us for the inconsistent audio quality - we forgot how to record in person! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Summer swimsuits, pegan t-shirts, weeknight recipes, new shampoos, TikTok exclusives, bagels, donuts and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A London Goop boutique post-mortem, a revealing profile of Vintner's Daughter, sugar-free milk, Alicia Keys joins In Goop Health, Megababe for boys, Black Girls Breathing, infrared workouts and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Exploding candle lawsuits, Dr. J*n's Oura ring sponsorship, drug legalization, holotropic breathwork, 10 boring recipes, and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gwyneth eats bread, Apple has a birthday, Gerda drinks beer, Caitlin buys hummus - plus how to curb anxiety, California's next vacation destination, beaucoup French-girl style and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

To hear the full episode, subscribe at patreon.com/goopyourselfAggie and Bryan look back upon one of GP's first movie roles, as Thomas Jefferson's daughter Patsy in the problematic Merchant-Ivory flop Jefferson In Paris, also starring Nick Nolte, Thandiwe Newton, and Greta Scaachi. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Goop Cruise sails again! Why is InStyle slamming Gwyneth? Are skinny jeans dead? Is Goop pivoting away from recipes? How many plastic donuts prevent penetration? Plus, reviews of Honeybee vegan burgers, G-Tox Cleanser, and Vintner's Daughter. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We talk stock tips & crypto, new mom Megan, LauRo flees the country, GoopWeed, Honeybee vegan burgers, the postbiotic scam, cheek lip tint, "clean" wine, sheet pan chicken, Naomi Watts' new business and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We discuss Gwyneth's appearance on the Today show, cult food items, gay bachelors, drug legalization, cast iron enamel, inappropriate Mother's Day gifts and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bryan continues his sugar detox, Aggie zaps her face and Apple makes her Goop debut. Plus the NYC mayoral race, Goopglow Glow Lotion, spring archetypes, Jenna Lyons, vibrators, sun hats and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

To hear the full episode, subscribe at patreon.com/goopyourselfAggie and Bryan review the long awaited restaurant concept from GP and the gals, Goop Kitchen. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We discuss Gwyneth's sunscreen fiasco and Bryan's Sweetkick journey, plus a case for laziness, a Seedlip pivot, Montecito madness and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bryan reviews "Int*itive F*sting", Orlando Bloom has a very normal morning and GP goes on the Kelly Clarkson Show. Plus, a $400 soup cleanse, closets full of diffusers, Caitlin's vinegar guide, Megan's new bath oil, 60 is the new 12 and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The exploding vagina candle story that won't end, ranking GP's exes, Aggie puts on her Fitbit, the importance of eye cream, spontaneous remission, Goop Kitchen's overqualified chef, Oura Ring madness, microgreens and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gwyneth saves the restaurant industry with the opening of Goop Kitchen, a new delivery/takeout spot in Santa Monica. Bryan and Aggie go through the menu to figure out which salad they'll be driving 20 miles to taste next week. Plus Mark Hyman wants you to go "Pegan", price upon request bread, Jean's new face cream, Goop beefcake and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Goop revamps its website and creates a hub for "thoroughly researched health information" with the launch of Goop PhD. We also talk sleep solutions, dream journals, digestive aids, postbiotics, Pilates monsters, manufactured lip balm shortages and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

To hear the full episode, subscribe at patreon.com/goopyourselfAggie and Bryan recap all the hits and misses of their latest trip to Trader Joe's.For more info on how to support TJ's workers' fight to unionize, follow @TraderJoesUnion on Twitter. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we talk sheet pan jambalaya, sugar resets, winter book recs, perfect makeup shades, Dr. J*n vs. "Dr" W*ll and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Post COVID Gwyneth's ketotarian regime, two sided vibrators, Reply All drama, relief packages, $1000 jeans, camo Birks, FODMAP elimination diets, bone broth add ins and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We talk constructive feedback, monochromatic dressing, candle rituals, turkey meatballs, Soho restaurant chic, GP's #FreeBritney activism and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We talk fake meat, social networking, viral food videos, Blythe's birthday, Valentine's Day gifts, Dr. Jen's war against Vagisil, Emily In Paris's Golden Globes noms, screentime mania and more! Plus, reviews of Chipotle's new cauliflower rice bowls and Miyoko's chive double cream cashew cheese. To get Bryan's recipe for Urumqi Tofu and Cauliflower Rice, subscribe to his FREE newsletter at ruckerbry.substack.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we discuss dueling Alzheimer's remedies, minimalist parenting, financial planning, bran muffins in bulk, Megan's country home, closet refreshes and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

To hear the full episode, subscribe at patreon.com/goopyourself Aggie and Bryan dissect the highs and lows, the strange and surreal, the delicious and disgusting of everybody's favorite pirate themed grocery store. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A British woman allegedly almost burns her house down after lighting a Goop candle and we're not sure we believe her story. We also talk Intuitive Fasting, Twilight, 3 step detoxes that are really 10 step detoxes, snow staycations, herbal teas, mental health apps and more! If you want to sign up for Bryan's new FREE weekly newsletter, go to ruckerbry.substack.com. It could be the next Goop! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gwyneth eats dumplings al fresco, Elise recouperates, and a certain thirsty gynecologist joins TikTok. We also discuss 5 minute masturbation, alt-right paleo culture, terrible teachers, 80 year old movie spoilers, the best vegan butter, neoliberal toothbrushes, and Bryan predicts the next It veggie. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Goop releases their annual detox, but this time it's totally casual! Do it or don't. We both chose don't. We also are treated to a brand new GOOPGENES face oil, a tenuous link between COVID and Chronic Lyme, expensive ways to form good habits, dewy New Year's resolutions, Bruce Paltrow's famous pancakes and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.