Goop Yourself

We go over all the latest Gwyneth news including some shade from Martha Stewart, early reviews of Netflix's The Goop Lab and all the stupid candle kerfuffle. The newsletters this week cover an autoimmune guru, one pot Seamus recipes, deep breathing techniques, burning your trauma, cleaning out your closet, an Eckhart Tolle interview, Bryan's goop gift reviews and much more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we talk Netflix's "The Goop Lab" trailer, Gwyneth's Golden Globes gown, the Goop at Sea cruise news, Marianne's exit from the 2020 race, the annual Goop detoxes, the G.Tox Detoxifying Superpowder and much more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We round up all the year end Goop news including 70% off sale codes, Kate Hudson's new vodka line (and podcast), sulfite allergies, cozy skin detoxes, eco-friendly Rothschilds, salt pros and cons, and previews of Aggie and Bryan's New Years resolutions. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We talk Gwyneth's scandalous stocking stuffer, a Palm Beach guide, cheap bidets, Seamus's airplane snacks, an Elise doppelgänger, foam rollers (AGAIN!), and the new Todd Haynes movie about Teflon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We talk about our Thanksgivings (and Bryan's trip to the San Francisco Goop store) before breaking down J** G*****'s latest Twitter controversy. From the newsletters, we discuss makeup that's actually makeup, a uniform that's not a uniform, depressing astrology, Big Bear pluses and minuses, the Falchuk plan for world peace, Jean's pick for the best present in the world and a Goop sale update. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we check in with Gwyneth, Marianne and Dr J*n before getting into the news. We talk in-flight essentials, endocrine disruptors, vitamin D, gut supporters, Activia, color science, eyelash curlers and ephedrine. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aggie and Bryan review all the expensive depravity in this year's Goop Gift Guide. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Gwyneth responds to Wesley Morris's NYTimes essay about her, Bryan saves his laptop and Aggie signs up for bootcamp. In the newsletters we talk foundation shade-matching, Kennedy granddaughter environmental activism, Gerda's new obsession with essential oils, an unneeded Aspen guide, goop's tragic Activia partnership, Seamus's keto snack tips, an afternoon skin routine and a brand new lip balm. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The pod is up late because Bryan spilled water on his laptop - but after 24 hours of towel drying, hair drying, and hanging it upside down - it seems to be good as new? We talk air quality, Gossip Cop, Goop's new science team, liquid mascara, the Sunday blues, hating makeup, East Bay erasure and private equity wives. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we talk wellness gaslighting, goop's top 10 bestsellers, Montecito, Jean's Swiss spa journey, GP modeling fall fashion, Seamus's questionably cleaned up recipes, new LA restaurants and Dr. Junger's possible ties to Satanism! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We talk Gwyneth's "Women In Hollywood" speech, Aggie and Bryan's various ailments and some hot new recipes before getting into the newsletters. This week Goop covers vegetarian one-pot dishes, an anti-inflammation elimination diet by You Know Who, the benefits of elderberry, a truly crazy sweater, $145 anti-pollution drops, new makeup brushes and the return of the travel agent. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We discuss Aggie's DC travels, Bryan's gradual vegetarianism and Gwyneth's topless Elle shoot before getting into all the week's newsletters. We cover Megan's Jamaican vacation, Gerta's dietary fat advise, Cotswalds house porn, gluten-free heartburn meds, cozy slippers and the continuing GoopGenes catastrophe. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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This week we talk about Wesley Morris's fantastic Gwyneth Paltrow essay in The New York Times, GP's Kimmel appearance and Goop's big Hawaiian travel guide. We also talk body oil, Peruvian chicken, past lives and sex astrology! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We celebrate GP's 47th birthday by speculating about The Politician, discussing her controversial Emmy's walk and diving into some recently unearthed JLo shade. We also cover Tata Harper's appearance on The Beauty Closet, Goopfellas circling the drain, a NYC travel guide, faux grunge wear, eco-friendly beds for kids, goop's East Coast hovel and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we talk about the WeWork scandal (starring GP's cousin), if goop will survive the Socialist revolution and which gluten-free pastas we would try! We also discuss a much improved travel guide, a French makeup artist's goop conversion, ecstatic practices, $200 per day pop-up gyms, Elise's past as an elite skier and if we have to give up cheese to save the world. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We talk fake instagram nudes, Gwyneth's Weinstein heroism, Dr. J*n's mysterious book burning incident and Bryan's hatred for Queer Eye. Summer is over so the newsletters are back to three a week, and we talk Gundry, list making, Goop's bland travel coverage, the end of the French girl, Seamus's grain bowls and a very masculine body cream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Aggie calls in from North Carolina, Gwyneth says goodbye to the Hamptons, Dr. J*n challenges Marianne to a debate and Bryan starts a very plausible Gerda conspiracy. We also talk Japanese breakfast, trampoline cardio, CoolSculpting, postpartum PTSD, organic tan infused cloths and diamonds for one.Next week Aggie's back in town so we promise a return to our normally flawless audio quality! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aggie calls in from Portland to talk Martha Stewart shade, Dr. J's one-star Amazon review, Marianne's last gasps and GP's convo with Michelle Pfeiffer. As always we discuss the newsletters, touching on Jean and Megan's interview with the RMS Beauty founder, Speculative but Promising herbal medicines, Gerda trapped in the office with a million unopened Nerd Alerts, Ali's $320 Olsen Twin Tees, an unintuitive intuitive guide and Goop's fall book recs. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We discuss Gwyneth's "controversial" book curator and Dr. Jen's amazing Mother Jones Profile before diving into the week's news. We cover anxiety cures, why The Goop 15 needs to go, sun dresses vs. jumpsuits, vegan salad dressings, voluntarily homeless MS survivors, the world's best plastic surgeon, and why Goop's Rolex ad should incite a Socialist revolution. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Enjoy a bonus ep of Aggie's new podcast The Experts where she and her co-host Irene Marquette become experts in whatever they want! This episode is the third in their Anna Nicole Smith series! Thank you for downloading xo Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We deal with some quick news items concerning GP's ski accident lawsuit and goop's new Nashville pop-up before getting into the newsletters. We discuss relaxing bath salts, seersucker bikinis, Medieval Tuscan spas, Elise's mean girl revenge, skinny tequila cocktails, mind/soul/spirit meditations, collagen misinformation, and why the Hamptons are terrible. Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We recap a ton of GP and GP adjacent news and preview two new TV shows that will be duking it out this fall. Then it's on to the newsletters, where we discuss penis shock treatment, how to handle getting fired, Jean's Marie Antoinette moment, a climate change diet, fruit shaped bodies, and the world's most elaborate clambake. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Marianne's campaign is in trouble after a rough Anderson Cooper interview, the goopf*llas talk k*totarian and IF, and Gwyneth is maybe in hiding? Who knows! The newsletters are back with talk about Italian hot weather fashion, $55 therapy cards, a spirit guide school, prescription Ketamine, genetic testing kits, Ursa Major facewipes, and #fempire neon signs. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Megan and Jean have a new beauty podcast, and guess who's the first guest?!? We talk The Beauty Closet, a 1992 Marianne profile, a 2019 Dr. Jen profile, and the newsletters. We learn how to rediscover joy, what to pack in your beach bags, goop launches a new exfoliating mask, and why we should buy half a cabbage. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Tracy Anderson defends GP, Gwyneth has a new royal friend, and Dr. Gunter gets a big profile in a Canadian magazine. We also talk a little Marianne before delving into the newsletters. This week goop talks inclusive wellness, male friendships (again), furniture obsessed supermodels, 6 tips for glowing skin, goop dogs and cats, a London In Goop Health slideshow, and LA staycations. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bryan and Aggie are both being possessed by Annabelle, so we're a little on edge today. We go over the Goop office NYTimes spread before discussing the newsletters (both Goop Men and Goop Everyone!) We talk amethyst, male friendships, Marianne's AIDS treatments, confusing workouts, Seamus's weird breakfasts, sexy shorts, and kiwi comebacks.SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT - We have Goop Yourself MERCH!Go to https://teespring.com/stores/goop-yourself for all your T-shirt, tote bag, and phone case needs!As always follow us on Insta and Twitter @goopyourself and visit our Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is the first proper episode of Bryan's new podcast, HIGH CAMP. After this episode, High Camp will only be available on its own feed every Tuesday. Please subscribe wherever you listen to Goop Yourself!!!---Aggie Hewitt (Goop Yourself, HAG CRY) joins Bryan to talk about Joseph L. Mankiewicz's SUDDENLY, LAST SUMMER. The 1959 camp classic stars Elizabeth Taylor, Montgomery Clift, Katharine Hepburn, and a Venus Flytrap. We talk Tennessee Williams, southern accents, internalized homophobia and more!Suddenly, Last Summer is available to rent on all major streaming platforms.Please rate and review High Camp on Apple Podcasts!Follow High Camp on Instagram and Twitter @highcamppodFollow Bryan on Instagram and Twitter @ruckerbry, and on Letterboxd at @mrjopekFollow Aggie on Instagram @aggiehewittNext week, Bryan watches Busby Berkeley's THE GANG'S ALL HERE. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We recap all the madness at the London In Goop Health summit, including some very harsh words by a "prominent British guest." We also do a deep dive into Marianne Williamson's origin story courtesy of the New York Times. The newsletters were... let's just say... abbreviated this week. We touch on 5 second outfits, Jean's tastemaker stylist friend, fashion rules broken, a 2 item microdermabrasion list, lip baum supply and demand, and summer documentaries. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey Goop Yourself listeners! You've just downloaded a preview episode of Bryan's new podcast, High Camp, in which he'll talk about old gay movies that you might have forgotten. We'll put next week's episode, starring one Ms. Aggie Hewitt, on the Goop Yourself feed - but after that you're on your own. If you love movies, queer content, or just enjoy Bryan's voice, subscribe to High Camp on Apple, Spotify, or wherever you listen to Goop Yourself.https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/high-camp/id1470330489https://open.spotify.com/episode/11HCrC55bWKHP8qXHNjuwn ---In the 1990s, Duluth librarian Paul Roen published a two volume gay movie guide called "High Camp", reviewing queer cult classics from every corner of film history. 25 years later, Bryan Rucker and his special guests attempt to watch every movie listed in the books before they are forgotten!Follow Bryan on Twitter and Instagram @ruckerbry and @highcamppodIn next week's episode, Aggie Hewitt (Goop Yourself, HAG CRY) and I are going to discuss Joseph L. Mankiewicz's "Suddenly, Last Summer" starring Elizabeth Taylor, Montgomery Clift, and Katharine Hepburn - based on the play by Tennessee Williams. See you then! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Goop was a snooze again, so thank the gods for politics. Last night at the Democratic debates, goop's own Marianne Williamson stole the show and was immediately propelled into the lead, smiting all her rivals and basically moving right into the White House. We talk about her dubious anti-vax past, very dubious AIDS charity, and how she's going to harness love and win our democracy back. We also touch on the newsletters, discussing popcorn flavors, good posture, cancer prevention, crystals, and that ever elusive trip to Joshua Tree. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We talk Gwyneth's sojourn to London, Chris and Dakota's possible split, and an ad sponsored engagement from a Goop employee. The newsletter is pretty sparse this week but we muddle through and discuss a summer detox fake out, how to avoid a stroke, Jean's clean lip baum, fantasy trips to France and Mexico, Bryan's rhodiola journey, and Aggie's new business. Join us at patreon.com/goopyourself, and if you want someone to talk sh*t about you ex with you, call HAG-CRY-8805. That's 424-279-8805. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A lot is happening and we're talking about all of it! Meghan McCain doesn't approve of Gwyneth & Brad's living relationship, The Fellas' have a special (female) guest, and Goop goes all in on summer sandals. We also talk spiritual science, stretches for your fascia, who's ruining San Francisco, high waisted jeans and crop tops, and some *very* intimate Letters from Daddy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today we celebrate the launch of Goop Men, Gwyneth's viral Pepper Pot moment, Brad's Brentwood house listing and more! The newsletters touch on a traumatized woman who can see dead people, more GoopFella nonsense starring our favorite chiropractor, some fancy sweaters, and another week of the big Goop sale. Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We catch up on Gwyneth news and admit to some questionable recent food choices before going over the newest newsletters. We talk Elise's closet upgrade, spiritual business tuneups, the Sakara ladies' morning routines, a new busy girl summer cleanse, and an update on all the latest Goop sales. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We recap all the best moments of In Goop Health, the biannual extravaganza that we were again not invited to. We'll also briefly discuss the new hellscape our ears were subjected to this week - you know what we're talking about. Then the newsletters: sex toys endorsed by Goop's resident scientist, a 40% sale on everything from sugar bowls to underwear, Gwyenth's pre-Met Gala routine with her Céline stylist, Aggie's plans to dye her hair herself, and Bryan's search for a new face moisturizer. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's Apple Martin's 15th birthday! How are you celebrating? We recap all the Instagram festivities and discuss a goop contributor's possible royal wedding before getting into the newsletters. This week the fine women and men at Goop HQ teach us about helping women experiencing homelessness, 3D printed jewelry, the martial art of wellness, an OG functional doctor's new book, The Power Source sleep tips, a summer packing list, a cool white skirt, and some tropical beach balm. Feliz Quinceanera! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We discuss Gwyneth's Met Ball look, Blythe's Alzheimer's movie, and some upcoming Goop events before getting into this week's bonkers newsletters. There's exercise tips for cancer patients, more mineral sunscreen nonsense, the Falchuk cult's pleasure principle, mouth microbiome, inclusive yoga, podcast bras, pasture raised ghee, and a recap of Goop's Smoky Mountain retreat. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We discuss Gwyneth's reign as the Queen of the Avengers (skip to 4:30 to avoid spoilers,) her Mayor Pete controversy, that NYTimes article comparing Jack Dorsey to GP, our review of Goop's Knock Me Out chews, and Burger King's co-opting of self-care culture. Then we dive into this week's bleak newsletters: the rollout of the new G-Tox Malachite crystal cleansers, a new line of DoubleJ apparel, a horrible story about cancer and psychics, service worker harassment by a Goop copywriter, three generations of French beauty editors, and new skincare videos by three up and coming Goop ingenues. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We discuss Gwyneth's newest role (no spoilers, but we do talk Avengers for the first 8 minutes) and her love for presidential hopeful Pete Buttigieg before getting into Goop's Mother's Day newsletters. They include a searing personal letter to an abusive dead mom, pink pants, sunscreen misinformation, Gwyneth's controversial premiere look, bucket bags, weighted blankets, plastic boat shoes, and more discussion of the pelvic floor. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aggie's on a mostly vegan diet, Bryan's on a mostly taco diet, and Gwyneth's taking selfies with a jellyfish in Dubai. We review all the goop news (including a new podcast from one of our nemeses) before diving into the newsletters. We discuss MIT doctor approved vibrators, $10 eye masks, a man who cured thousands of mice from breast cancer, if orthopedic surgery is a scam, a young goop employee who turned down grad school to join a cult, cauliflower oatmeal, and a 4-year-old fashion icon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We discuss a very dubious Gwyneth/Brad rumor, how Gwyneth is finally getting mistaken for her mother, and a gendered reading of the low fat/low carb debate before getting into the newsletters. This week we talk Goop finally taking the right stance on vaccines, useless sweet potato breakfast recipes, a queer feminist wealth manager, Jean's hairbrush tips, a toddler food delivery service, clean acne solutions, and a Goop sponsored Smoky Mountain vacation. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We do a quick recap of the Marvel Cinematic Universe through the lens of the only superhero that matters (Gwyneth) before jumping into the newsletters. We discuss the launch of the $150 Goop Glow Face Peels, which Goop ladies are camera ready, why gluten-free cbd brownies are depressing, and how to make surviving an earthquake elitist. Go to patreon.com/goopyourself and sign up for extra content for as little as $1 per month! xx Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Audio issues are fixed, hooray!! We discuss Apple vs. Gwyneth, the Beverly Hills Hotel boycott, and the new Avengers poster before diving into the newsletters. This week is all about Peruvian plant energy, eyebrow maintenance, spring skirts, fancy sheets, sexy foam roller workouts, bad quizzes and broccoli tots. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we discuss the poster for Gwyneth's new Netflix show "The Politician," Aggie's continuing cannabis adventures, and Bryan's ongoing stew obsession. Then we dive into the newsletters - covering color blocking, bonus parents, botanical vodkas, pore protocol, a hellish sounding In Goop Health, urinary incontinence, and a brand new product from our favorite fancy serum. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We have a deep conversation about Gwyneth's continuing relationship to Marvel movies and Aggie's possible pothead conversion before discussing this week's newsletters. We touch on an expensive back massager, a simple skincare routine, high/low pizza, women on the go, and a new Keto doctor. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aggie's desperate to start a diet but is sticking to her guns, Bryan's reintroducing lentils to his diet after the trauma of the Four Hour Body, and Gwyneth is manspreading and renouncing her acting career in the New York Times. After a roundup of the "news" we discuss the week's newsletters. We talk about the endless GMO debate, astrology for self-acceptance, a $400 Tata Harper serum, how goop is good for female entrepreneurs, how Old Navy is saving feminism, a new way to breathe, and why French drugstore products are better than "natural" skincare. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Special guest Amber Petty (The Masked Podcast) joins Aggie and Bryan to share her own diet journey and dissect the latest Goop newsletters. We talk evangelical underwear, luxury vape pens, the latest from Barry Michaels (RIP Phil?), Gwyneth's après ski counter suit, a hairbrush primer, alkaline water, meat grown in labs, and the launch of Goop's vitamin chews! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There's a lot of Gwyneth gossip this week - we run down her exit from Marvel, fights with Weinstein, and her appearance at Jennifer Aniston's 50th. Then we talk about this week's newsletters, discussing Aggie's skin care crisis, the concept of Twin Flames, harissa meatball soup, $700 shirt dresses, CBN (the new CBD), Jean's floral scent, and Bryan's mind-gut connection. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.