Goop Yourself

We talk about Aggie's post-Valentine's Day hangover, Bryan's purple energy drinks, and a Goopy parsnip soup before discussing a delightful week of newsletters. We cover post-breakup detoxes, screen time apologists, goop condoms, clean shampoo, Cabo vacations, and the new Ralph Nader. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We discuss the breaking Netflix/Goop news before talking about this week's newsletters. We cover vibrating gold bars for your face, sobriety stories, the return of the Toxic Avenger, astrological sex therapy, oil cleansers, chickpeas for breakfast, Ayurvedic anti-depressants, and if this is the end of Goop Magazine? EDIT: This was recorded minutes before the MAGAZINE REFUND email went out. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

There's a lot of Goop news this week. We discuss the "hit-and-run" lawsuit against Gwyneth, her interview with presidential trashfire Howard Schultz, and the NYTimes viral stew before plunging in to the newsletters. We also talk natural lipstick, self-tanner, corporate mentorship, chronic pain, sustainability for rich kids, flower shops, and compost bins. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aggie and Bryan chat about our wildly inconsistent diet and exercise routines before discussing the latest newsletters. We go over the Gwyneth/Antoni meatloaf duel, Jean's $45 moisturizing bar, workplace accessories, the overuse of "paradigm," how metal straws are the new donabes, if Aggie should join a wine club, and can you replace a crippling heroin addiction with CBD. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We get an anonymous tip about the true origins of Goop Wellness Vitamins before plunging into the newsletters. We talk face oil cleanser combos, Marie Kondo - goop style, fecal transplants, skeptical numerology, carrot soup, GP's pre-wedding face regimen, and traumatic identity. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We share highlights from our winter breaks and preview Gwyneth's new cookbook "The Clean Plate" before discussing the last couple of weeks of newsletters. We talk 2019 detoxes, psychedelic opioid cures, concealer reviews, diet vows, fleece workout gear and fire damaged morning routines. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Wow, this is the last Goop Yourself of 2018 and what a journey it's been! We go over Goop's First (Only?) Annual Greater Goop Awards, which honor fancy innovative companies like CVS and Levi's Jeans! We also discuss the rest of the newsletter - touching on dewy concealer, sofa fever, the darkness of Savannah, the 5 Apology Languages, salmon parties, and dead flowers. Have a Goopy New Year!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we quickly discuss our pre-Holiday protocols before going over the latest newsletters. We touch on ski bunny fashion, screen time addiction, expensive flower water, Parisian travel guides, Whole 30 journals, nut-free candy canes, GPs nighttime routine, Jean's favorite lip baum, and Aggie's Goop shopping spree. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aggie and Bryan taste test GoopGenes collagen powder and marvel at Gwyneth's WSJ photos before diving into the unending newsletters. We discuss a Megababe morning routine, Hanukkah recipes, wreath making, weed websites, Holiday snacking, and the case of the missing Tata Harper cream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back! Aggie goes over her immunity regimen and Bryan recounts his trip to the New York goop store before diving into the latest newsletters. We discuss easy vegan meals, low key goop brides, fancy sneakers, suction cups for phones, cbd for your sore back, tips for social anxiety, psychic jump suits, and a sneak peak at GP's new clean eating cook book. Visit us at patreon.com/goopyourself! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Blessed be the Goop! The annual holiday gift guide is out and it actually pretty good. There are gift guides for travelers, hostesses, lovers, children, guys, cooks, and wellness junkies. What ridiculous but awesome gifts will you be jonesing for this Christmas? Aggie and Bryan are covering it all. Please excuse the lateness and the audio quality of this podcast - Bryan had many traveling snafus on his way to the East Coast. We'll be back after next week in the same room. Feliz Thanksgiving! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we discuss Gwyneth's gross breakfast smoothie, tips to reduce anxiety, medical intuition, the return of diamonds, cryptocurrency, book recommendations, and the launch of G.Day body wash and oil. Visit our Patreon at patreon.com/goopyourself. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this episode we recap the Faltrow wedding pics that have finally been released to the public. The dress, the guests, the food - we get into all of it! Then we discuss the newsletters - touching on the female archetype diet, Jean's face mists, Megan's tinted face oil, Gwyneth's hard hitting interview with frenemy Julia Roberts, more tedious cannabis content, and a sneak peak of our first Patreon exclusive Goop Field Trip podcast, dropping soon. Visit patreon.com/goopyourself to subscribe. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We accuse Brad Falchuk of having potentially bad breath and reminisce about Gwyneth's Se7en Halloween costume before diving into this week's newsletter. The Medical Medium is pivoting to celery, Dr. Cole is a Ketotarian, Aggie wants bell bottoms, and Bryan might become a middle aged surfer. We also discuss P.Volve workouts, incomplete beer guides, clean cleaning supplies, and the danger of almonds. Subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/goopyourself Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We do a little gossip corner and diet update before getting into the week's newsletters. We discuss Ali's work uniform, J*n G*nter's latest tirade, Coola mist, metal straws, the Jar Method, a nonmonogomy glossary, an exfoliating instant facial, and the biggest news of the week: the launch of GoopGenes. Join our Patreon at patreon.com/goopyourself Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After a quick diet update, Aggie and Bryan discuss the latest Goop newsletters, podcast, and magazine! We talk unisex bathing suits, douchy BMWs, appreciating beauty, Lisa Bonet's poetry, expensive beach totes, expensive espresso machines, Elise Loehnen's Costco habit, teenage yoga gurus, and who had the Rachel before Jennifer Aniston. Subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/goopyourself! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we recap the most mysterious wedding of our lifetimes, relive Bryan's first week of Keto, and announce our brand new Patreon page (!!!) before diving into the newsletters. We discuss fancy bodegas, fall pastels, The Dirt Cure, the deformed genitals of little Swedish boys and how to prevent them, hair masks, cotton produce bags, and basic style icons. Visit patreon.com/goopyourself to get exclusive content. God bless us everyone. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's Goop Yourself's 100th episode and Goop's 10th Anniversary. We look back on a decade of detoxes, expensive face creams, travel tips for the 1%, and questionable health advice. Aggie and Bryan reminisce about their first Goop memories. Plus, we discuss Gwyneth's upcoming wedding to Brad and Bryan's upcoming fling with keto. Thanks for making it to 100 with us! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We catch you up on what we're reading this week, and Bryan and Aggie discuss the pros and cons of KetOctober. Then we plunge into the salty depths of the newsletters, discussing low sodium diets, high sodium vacations, silent meditation retreats, funky accent walls, Prada fanny packs, Los Angeles brunch lies, and $40 rosemary water. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We recount the ups and downs of the cb2 x Goop event we attended over the weekend. Then we launch into this week's newsletters, discussing keto for Alzheimer's, garlic confit, a decadent daytime routine, Jackson Hole, a miracle lozenge, and new the Goop Editor-In-Chief's alleged "clog closet." Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today we reflect on the "shocking" GOOP lawsuit settlement and how it will affect yoni egg science going forward. We also discuss Jungian intuition, vesper boards, raising lions, saving trees, backless shoes, plant based serums, wealthy photographers, and bedroom essentials. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back from vacation and hitting the ground running. We talk vegan keto, kitchen makeovers, solid toners, mindful parenting, death doulas, burial eggs, and underrated restaurant cities. Aggie starts eating like a French woman and Bryan starts his keto countdown. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aggie calls in from Newcastle, England, the least goopy spot in the UK! We discuss the health benefits of bilingualism, the rainbow diet, summertime salads, tragic memoirs, gluten-free fish and chips, basement Beverly Hills diners, advice from a cardiologist who doesn't know what goop is, and what type of Angeleno calls West Hollywood "the East Side." Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aggie and Bryan give updates on their Trader Joe's and TruNiagen experiences. Then they try to spin gold out of the crap that is the GOOP newsletter in August, touching on financial advice for wealthy children, a lady who claims to have predicted 9/11, a taco truck in the Hamptons, the sad decline of Ask Jean, grain share CSAs, Megan's collagen shakes, and a tentative pledge to try Keto this fall. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bryan discusses the first steps in his Tru Niagen journey, and Aggie starts listening to "The Tools" before they dive into Taffy Brodesser-Akner's twitter discussion with Dr. Jen Gunter and take opposing sides in the great zoodle debate. They also touch in on the Cartier Paltrow Hamptons gala, an off-brand K-Town guide, a book about dying, and the mellowing of Tracy Anderson. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The goopisphere was shaken to the core this week with the publication of journalist Taffy Brodesser-Akner's definitive profile of GP in the New York Times Magazine. We discuss highlights from the article and recount both Aggie and Bryan's vacations before launching into the last two weeks' newsletters. Listen to our thoughts on tinted face oil, plastic straws, frozen snacks, Sarah Jessica Parker, mind architects, drawing God, infrared saunas, artsy Hamptons mansions, and what to do if your future sister-in-law is possibly in a cult. If you like the pod, please tell your goopy friends and write a five star review on Apple Podcasts! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week goop announces its magazine subscription and it's... actually a good deal? We talk functional medicine (yes, again), dining room tables, acupressure scalp massages, a very Brooklyn morning routine, and (hopefully for the last time) dry brushing. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Goop does a hard pivot to video, and there's some winners and some losers. We talk lovelorn acupuncturists, osteopaths disguised as neurologists, gynocologists disguised as psychologists, elderly raver pants, korean shredded chicken, Megan Abbott novels, salt scalp scrubs, Japanese salad bowls, Chicago coffeeshops, and fingernail health. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bryan is sick of all the diets out there so he's invented his own. It's called the 1*1*1 and it will make him a millionaire. Listen to learn how you can make it part of your healthy lifestyle! After the sales pitch we talk weird child discipline techniques, Aggie's fear of self-tanning, citrus perfume, jasmine salt spray, a "clean" French Toast recipe from a disgraced CEO, Netflix propaganda, and SSRIs. Plus, a special announcement. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Getting pregnant is hard but goop has all the answers. That's right, it's time for goop's fertility issue and Aggie and Bryan would rather talk about anything else. So we discuss alternative fertility methods and egg freezing but also Staub dutch ovens, Italian cinema, and vegan pimento cheese. Plus, an update on Bryan and Aggie's cannabis and vodka adventures. You know things are really bad when goop posts a charity link so please donate if you can. https://goop.com/work/civics/how-you-can-help-immigrant-children/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After a quick recap of In Goop Health (the FOMO didn't hit as hard as we thought) we give updates on diet, drinking, and summer reading. Then we dive into the newsletters, discussing Summer Solstice astrology, Barry (or Phil's) appearance on the Goop podcast, scary Hamptons ladies, meal prep sauce fantasies, outdated travel guides, and goop's inevitable expansion into fancy white people cannabis. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

For the second year in a row, Aggie and Bryan were not invited to In Goop Health, but it's ok because we scored some Goop Glow and we're drinking it live on the pod. We then launch into the news - discussing nipple balm, cotton bowl covers, post natal depletion, zuo yuezi, low alcohol cocktails, and a face massager that might be a sex toy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week's intense newsletter puts a spotlight on a variety of eating disorders, covering everything from binge eating to orthorexia. But Aggie and Bryan decide to focus on the sunny side of goop, discussing Bravolebrity reiki masters, a tragic raw summer tart, vegan Big Macs, fancy LA salons, a Dr. Taz update, $300 indoor trees, and Megan's awesome wedding pics. This pod has been brought to you by Vitamin B12 and DayQuil Liquicaps. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After spending the first several minutes of our podcast defending mayonnaise, we dip into the newsletters, exploring consiousness and manifesting our power. We also touch on secret office psychics, local vegan restaurants, $40 scrunchies, a huge goop sale, and a summer reading list. Warning: This podcast is speculative but promising. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After another illuminating diet and health powwow, Aggie and Bryan discuss the goop newsletters, touching on Forest Bathing, Power Types, Spring Feasts, Narcissistic Parenting, and Fish CSAs! Plus, we get our first one star review. We're fine with it. We're totally fine. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After last week's jarring, disturbing sex issue, goop is back doing what it does best: crazy diets, untested medicine, and useless travel guides. Aggie and Bryan open with a glimpse into their own health journeys and then talk about the latest newsletters, touching on autoimmune diets, California roadtrips, erotic chicken parm, sketchy sleep aid potions, working from home, bubbly negronis, and Gwyneth's newest face oil. It's a jam packed Goop Yourself, enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's that time of year we here at Goop Yourself dread - the annual goop sex issue! This time they wrote a book and published it right in time for Mother's Day for some reason. If you're not throwing up yet, listen to Aggie and Bryan talk about long term relationship sex, casual dating sex, sexual addiction, sex retreats, and dildos and buttplugs galore. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week goop came out with its "Financial Issue," which is very triggering to both Aggie and Bryan, so the less said about it the better. We try to distract ourselves from our money woes with more Mother's Day gift guides (cbd chocolates and cheap jewelery!), rich kids doing Adderall, dirty rose perfume, BPA plastic scares, and an explosive interview with GP's mother, actress Blythe Danner. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Congratulations to Aggie who has finally finished her month of Whole 30! Congratulations also to Bryan who has read most of Steven Gundry's indefensible "The Plant Paradox" without lighting himself on fire. We discuss both personal journeys before launching into the newsletter. This week's topics include a daffy Mother's Day gift guide for eccentric billionaires, an earnest kids' screentime strategy, a less than sexy Gwyneth margarita video, and updates from Megan, Jean, and Anne. Peace and love. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We join special guest, comedian Heather Jewett, who talks about Whole 30, Eckhart Tolle, and her hilarious new webseries "Healing With Heather." We also discuss Megan's painful accident, Jean's honey obsession, the power of moments, the boredom of inflammation, and Dr. Stephen "Lectin Queen" Gundry, whose soothing voice and unwavering confidence masks the insane theory that plants are trying to kill us. Though Aggie is incredulous, Bryan and Heather are ready to jump on board. Follow Heather at @bimbosummit on twitter! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week's goop is all about menopause and Aggie really doesn't want to talk about it. So instead we discuss all sorts of morning tonics: rose lattés, bitter cacao coffee substitutes, raw pumpkin smoothies, and of course the omnipresent goopglow. We also cover denim jumpsuits, the GMO conspiracy, and update you on Bryan's Tollé journey and Aggie's Whole 30 transformation. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Before we get into the newsletters we talk all about Beyoncé's face biting incident and how Gwyneth might be involved. Then we discuss medical intuitives, sexy feng shui sheets, Fat Jewish carbonara, foam rollers, Amanda Chantal Bacon's smoothies, weekly grocery lists, and a modern take on the odor masking "pocket full of posies." Plus updates on Aggie's Whole 30 and Bryan's Ekhart Tolle journeys. The mind is a trap! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this special Sunday pod, Aggie makes a huge diet announcement and Bryan is slightly underwhelmed by his new facewash. We also touch briefly on the (other) Goop podcast's interview with Psychiatrist Catherine Birndorf, M.D. Then we get to the newsletters: Megan likes ashawaghanda, Jean likes foot cream, everyone likes underwater photography and Eckhart Tolle, and nobody likes bad food photography. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How the mighty (podcast) has fallen. The other goop pod follows its epic Oprah episode with a snoozy conversation about the thyroid. Is this the new normal? We fear that it is. Luckily, on OUR pod we talk face yoga, a new improved B vitamin, train commuting in LA, and a sexy Mediterranean diet prescribed by a sexy Mediterranean man. Also, Bryan buys a new face wash and Aggie wants to buy a beach condo! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well we are officially THE OTHER GOOP PODCAST, congratulations to us? Of course we spend time discussing the big news, breaking down Gwyneth's EPIC interview with Oprah. But newsletters were published too (GP has no idea) so we talk Jean, Megan, Moab, Sedona, room spray, pomegranate soup, cancerous water, and the world's most boring morning routine. You get a podcast, YOU get a podcast, EVERYBODY gets a podcast! Please visit maed.co eventually. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're savoring our last few days as the most successful and important goop related podcast by talking about what else, gut health. Do you want to save three days worth of bowel movements? We know someone who wants to take a look! We also discuss eye cream, rose water spray, Cuban sandwiches, and how stress affects the old mitochondria. Thank you for downloading our Wellness Research Content! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we go deep into the scientific weeds and learn all about mitochondria, the power plants of the cells. Did you know you need to buy $60 supplements to make full use out of the little guys? Thankfully GOOP sets us straight. We also discuss boring breakfast recipes, placebo effects, glove compartment essentials, eucolyptus oil dangers, and The Four Tendencies. If you are looking for the official GOOP podcast, it doesn't exist yet so listen to ours instead! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this week's Goop Yourself we discuss an insane alternative private school in Brooklyn, a hot concealer Aggie can't stop thinking about, and why breathing for 90 seconds might save all of our lives. We disagree about the merits of shredding root vegetables, but come together to denounce the idea of mushrooms in hot cocoa. Please tell your friends about the show and rate and review us on Apple Podcasts. Asante! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Goop goes dark on this holiday for lovers - publishing articles on coparenting after divorce, ending friendships, and relationship advice from dead people. We also discuss Galentine's day cocktails, Jen Gunter's In Goop Health field trip, $600 peasant skirts, Megan's nighttime routine, and John Legend's chicken wings. Plus, Gwyneth sings for us! Please tell your goopy friends about our pod and rate and review us on Apple Pod. Gamsahamnida! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week Bryan calls in from Lake Tahoe, where he feels lost without Gwyneth's travel recommendations. You're failing us G-Spotting! Aggie and Bryan discuss veganism, PMS shaming, diet myths, morning routines, and tater tots made out of broccoli! Also, GOOP finally discovers Lady Bird, Planet Earth II, and RX Bars. What is this, October? Please rate us 5 stars and review us on Apple Podcasts. Halleloo! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.