Crisco, Dez & Wes

How do you get rid of a roommate that will never leave?!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

There's a rumor going around the "Disco" (Devin & Crisco) might be an item and Dez is heading for a possible disaster if she doesn't make some lifestyle changes quickly!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What temptation did you finally give into?? "Harry Potter about 3 years ago. Now I have watched all movies 3+ times and read all the books and yes... I'm a lady!" "I gave in and asked my girl crush out for a date." "I caved and finally bought an Air Fryer. It's amazing!" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Paul got off on the wrong foot with his father-in-law after what happened at his wedding last week! Can you really send wedding guests a bill after the event has taken place?! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco and Dez went and read to the kidos at Dusty's school yesterday and of course, we have audio from it. You'd like to think they'd be able to read a little better than seven year old's, but you listen and judge for yourself. Also, Crisco has another friend asking for a huge favor!! Should he do it?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What do you do that drives other people crazy?! "I love peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwiches!!" "When I eat my jaw clicks, it drives my daughter bonkers!" "My O.C.D. cleaning lol."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Elliot wants to do the right thing to help his nephew out but then he would suddenly have a lot of explaining to do on how he managed to get all that money!!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Is Dez really taking the right approach to parenting? For that matter, is she really taking the right approach to marriage as well? Also, has anybody else's spouse put them on a P.I.P.?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What are you oddly passionate about? "Pandas..." "Oddly passionate about my driveway. I Have to get it cleaned so it's not icy." "Shopping carts left in the middle of parking lots drive me insane!!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ben’s daughter is begging him to let her do something drastic while Mom is out of town. Does he dare go behind Mom’s back??See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's one of our favorite things to do, a live podcast. We do the After Hours podcast live from The Home & Garden Show in front of a ton of our loyal listeners. We're in front of our listeners but still up to our normal shenanigans!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What did someone share with you that was TM?! "Coworker detailing her swinger lifestyle over lunch 😩" "An unpolished coworker told people she didn't like eating cheerios because they made her make "floaters." "A coworker shared that after she's done feeding her son, she breastfeeds her husband." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco gets duped into helping a friend move this weekend and it's funny how certain words can just set people off. We also go over some Secrets from this morning's show that were too naughty for air.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Danielle’s mother-in-law just asked the impossible! How could you help her do this and NOT tell your husband?!?! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Never thought I’d be the person that (blanks)! "I never thought I would lose my deed card. On a picnic table at my work place!" "Be a loud obnoxious cussing screaming hockey mom 🤣" "Call off my wedding the night before." "Leave my husband for a man!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This happens to us every so often, one thing leads to another, we start laughing and before we know it, the podcast has gone off the rails. This podcast... may have gone off the rails a bit.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tanya's sister is living a lie to be with her guy. In fact, Tanya thinks she's truly more compatible with this man than her own sister that is actually dating this man! Now she's wondering if she should speak up at the risk of ruining her relationship with her sister?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s the one thing you wish you weren’t known for?! "Accidentally tearing my underwear in half..." "Really wish I wasn't known for my resting b face. All my friends tell me they were scared to approach me at first." "I wish I wasn't known for eating glass😭"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Did Ryan really go out of town last weekend or did he just predict a storm was heading out way and got the heck out of town? Some listeners have questions. Spoiler alert, he really was out of town in Chicago. He shares how he managed to somehow slip onto the last flight out of town, which was pretty much just him and a bunch of pilots. Even though he was in Chicago, he shares the absolutely fascinating way he was still able to visit Vaughn from there. Wait till you hear this!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s one thing you did when you were younger that you hope your kids never do?! "Don't play hide and seek in the chest freezer!" "I hope my kids never do the nasty in their high school stairwell like I did." "I once did acid. Never do it, the clowns are very scary!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Vicky’s husband had a big surprise for her when she got home from work. It didn’t go as planned and now she’s ticked!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Today's been the most Monday. Monday of all Mondays. Thank goodness Ryan is back tomorrow to save us all! Plus, why is Walmart being sued for 3 million dollars?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What's something you did that's totally out of character for you?? "I got paid to strip at a bachelor party once." "I had a heart tattooed between my ta-tas with the word 'Score' in it." "Had a midlife crisis and slept with somebody I met while delivering a DoorDash to him"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What odd or unexplainable fascination do you have?! "I'm weirdly obsessed with two people who had an affair at my church." "I am fascinated with the disappearance of flight MH370 the Malaysian plane that disappeared into thin air." "I've always been fascinated and obsessed with acne removal. On my friends and family, watching it on YouTube, all of it. From small ones to surgery videos.... yes please!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Roy's in a bit of a predicament and now has a major dilemma in his life. He was stabbed in the back by his family and now his family's asking him to have their back in a very crucial time!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What can't you give up no matter how hard you try?? "Coffee… every morning. I can't even do the math on it because I'd probably be able to afford a dream vacation from what I've spent in last 12 years." "My ex. The unicorn is so good!" "Trying to make a baby." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We take a look at how far technology truly has come over the years and Crisco & Pidge show signs of that maybe they are capable of maturing. Maybe!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Annie just realized WHY her co-worker asked her to be a bridesmaid!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What will you always deny for the rest of your life?! "That I hooked up with a guy on Craigslist." "I will always deny that I had unicorn with my older half brother. Did not know we were brothers until his sister did a DNA test." "That I took my cousin to prom 🤣" "I'm in love with a coworker." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

As we prepare for a possible 20+ inches of snow over the next two days, there's a certain angst and tension that's beginning to fill the air around here. Plus, it's amazing how much the human body can transform in just 30 years. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Nina tried to test the strength of her marriage and it backfired big time! How does she dig her way out of this one?!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What are you oddly obsessed with right now?! "Kirill Kaprizov. Love that guy!" "I'm currently down a rabbit hole of trying to plan an ADULT only Disney World trip." "Developed an obsession for men's cologne recently. I Bought 45 bottles in the last 4 months. Expensive fix... lol!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Months back Dani called into the show during our weekly segment "Write Us a Song Mr. Crisco Man" asking Crisco to write her a song. She and her husband were having a little trouble trying to accomplish something they'd been working on for a while. So, Crisco agreed to write Dani a song and she returns to the show to let us know if it helped.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dez and her family went to their first ever Monster Jam and apparently it had quite a profound effect on her kids. Crisco and Pidge thought they discovered a brilliant new life hack, their awesome new "life hack" ended with them getting hustled and Pidge's bank account possibly literally hacked. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What would you like to unlearn about Mom & Dad?! "I just found out they inherited just under $1,000,000 from my grandpa & gave my brother & I $500." "I found out my parents loved role play. I can't even look them in the eye anymore." "The drawer full of adult toys in the nightstand. I was just trying to find the spare truck key, my dad told me it was in the nightstand drawer but not which nightstand. I picked the wrong nightstand!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Lucy’s husband has a secret. Is this the kind of secret you want to find out about ahead of time or when he’s on stage in front of every body?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What does everyone do but won’t admit?! "Put the Q-Tips on my lips after cleaning my ear to see if it is dry, moist, or wet. Husband hated it... now he does the same thing!" "I'm ashamed but... pee in the pool." "Pick your nose while driving." "Going slow in the fast lane just to annoy people. #Secrets"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco is looking to shake things up and get a new hairstyle. We posted pictures on our Facebook page of Crisco with all sorts of different haircuts and want our listeners to go on there and pick his new hairdo! We also discuss the man who recently won the $2 billion dollar lottery, his name was finally released and Dez is completely lost.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What makes you super jealous?! "I'm jealous that my husband gets all of the... you know whats, and that he doesn't realize that I fake EVERY! SINGLE! ONE!" "I am super jealous those in a open relationship and have open communication." "Skinny B's ; )" "I'm jealous of those that are able to retire early, or at all!" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

David’s family has screwed him over in the past, but now is his chance to right the wrong! But at what cost?!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Game shows are not all fun and games! A certain gentleman learned that the hard way. And poor Ryan is just surrounded by three basket cases!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What's the most awkward thing you do?? "At the fair I was waiting for my cheese curds and someone got the big bucket and I said to the girl next to me "CHEESE-US CHRIST, am I right?" No laugh. Nothing. And then I just had to awkwardly stand by her after." "I make morbid jokes and catch people off guard. At my brothers wake, a lady that came through was like "you look like someone I know who is it?" and I said, "is it the dead guy in the casket over there?" When she said no, I was mortified..." "Awkward secret... getting caught by my employee rubbing a magazine perfume sample on myself." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Denise is living her dream fantasy with this new guy but is he just playing her and she’s not seeing what he’s really up to?! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ryan got to visit our favorite alpaca farm with his sister last week. And of all days to find out, Valentine's Day, Ryan finds out he's a homewrecker!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Do honeymoons always have to be just the two of you?! Lauren’s fiancé wants to add a third! And maybe two more! Is that just a “vacation?”See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What do you have hidden away somewhere?! "Special" photos in my "hidden" album on my phone." "I have a cream cheese danish hidden in the beer fridge : )" I bought a certain toy for my girlfriend, but I'm to afraid to give it too her." "Chocolate! It's always chocolate!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Thank goodness for all of us Ryan's back! That said, somehow this episode still managed to go off the rails for just a second. Luckily, our steady captain got us back on track though!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What's the biggest lie you've ever told?! "That I went to the gym, but in reality I went to get buffet takeout, then felt guilty so I ate it in the gym parking lot lol." "For 45 years I told the world I was straight. Not telling that lie anymore and much happier." "I say I'm going to in person meetings when I'm actually going to therapy."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Is Ben a jealous boyfriend or is he justified?? You have to hear what his girlfriend still has from her ex-husband.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Why was there no second date?? "Wanted me to co-sign a loan for a motorcycle after the first date. Yep see ya!" "At 36 he still lives with his parents, has never had a long-term relationship, so he lied about it, came on way too strong, and got very handzy!" "Why was there no second date? Because I can never get a first date, seriously, I'm in my 30's and have never been on a date!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.