Crisco, Dez & Wes

It's been all the buzz for the past month or so. ChatGPT, the A.I. that can pretty much do anything you ask it to. In this segment, Ryan asks ChatGPT to plan two spontaneous vacations for Crisco and Dez. You'll be amazed at what it comes up with!!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco should be very proud of himself! He finally did something that he should've been doing months ago and is one step closer to doing something he should've done years ago.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What will you never admit to?! "That I knew I was ovulating when I got pregnant with my twins, it wasn't an "accident"." "I was very close to having an affair. Decided to meet halfway, but he never showed." "I will never admit that my girlfriend and I slept with a couple cliff divers in Negril, Jamaica. What an experience!! Purr!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

If your fiancé’s family doesn’t like your Mom, is that an automatic dealbreaker?! Chris’s Mom has a unique set of skills that scare people and she probably saw this coming! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Even after given reason after reason why not to, and listener after listen explaining why to her why it's not a good idea to move to Mexico, Dez refuses the advice and continues to insist she will still follow her lifelong dream and live in Mexico someday! Plus, how did a friend lend a helping hand (and a few other things) to help another friend accomplish a dream?!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What is constantly in the back of your mind?! "Moving south, out of MN!" "Every guy I see I'm always wondering what he looks like naked!!" "My daughter's best friend's dad. He is so freaking HOT! And I'm married..."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This long winter has finally broken Thomas’ wife! She has a plan but is this realistic or is she overreacting?! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco and his family can't seem to agree on a single thing to serve at his nephew's graduation party. And, what city in Minnesota has the worst water? Our apologizes if you live in this city!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

I JUST learned to (Blank)! "After years of using a laptop, I just learned if you put two fingers on the mouse pad it will allow you to scroll up and down on the screen." "I just learned, this very second, that if I double tap my Samsung screen it turns on. Lol, I'm a 46 year old man. Thanks Dez!" "I just learned that, in fact, drums are not drumsticks from teeny tiny chickens, but they are a part of the wing. I am 43 years old." "I'm 28 and I just found out that moonlight is a reflection of the sun. Always just thought it was bright..." "37 years old, pregnant with my second child, just learned at my last ultrasound that the baby is PEEING inside me!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Amber’s husband asked her a question so outrageous that she thought he was joking and went along with it! She was kidding, he was not. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco is looking at Dating Apps again plus big news for Ryan!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What do you do on purpose to upset someone?! "When my mother-in-law brings up having kids/grandbabies, I always correct her with "kittens" or "grandkitties". Makes her so mad lol, leave me alone!" "Living, I guess, to annoy my teenager." "I do mocking impressions of my wife and they drive her up the wall!!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sadly, Ryan was mistaken as Vaughn's father by a stranger and is Dez really considering running for office?!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

I’m getting really sick of...! "Sick of people always on their phones and other devices when out for dinner and ignoring the rest of us. If you don't want to interact with the group stay home!" "I'm so sick of 7th graders attitudes towards their teachers. Pray for us school teachers, we have 30 days left!" "Already so sick of the Minnesota construction!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Casey’s next door neighbor had the audacity to ask her something most women would never dream of saying to another woman out loud!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What happens in River Falls, stays in River Falls. Crisco made a neat little little discovery in not one, but two of the hotel rooms he stayed in on his recent trip. You may never want to stay in a hotel again after you hear this.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s your absolute worst parent moment?! "My husband put our son in the stroller and we didn't check to make sure he was buckled. As we walked, he slid out and my husband ran over him with the stroller." "I accidentally sexted my 11 year old son instead of my husband." "My son almost died when I opened the garage door and his arm got caught in the track. Severed 7 tendons, the ulnar nerve and an artery. Worst day, ever! 5 days in the hospital."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

How soon is ‘too soon’ to move in on your best friend’s husband after she’s gone? Christine has been put in a super awkward position! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco's forced to confront a coworker live on the podcast with no heads up, and it's confirmed, Ryan and Vaughn are officially one of the cutest couples out there!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Have you ever heard of a social media intervention?! Jessica thinks her sister needs one after what she’s been posting on Instagram! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What decision are you struggling with right now?! "I'm struggling to decide whether or not to start a business with my significant other." "I'm struggling with a decision to cut off my relationship with my alcoholic sister who is toxic in so many ways and is soooo bad for my mental health." "The decision I'm struggling with is, do I tell him I love him or do I let the self-preservation take over again..?"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Well after our discussion last week about how Vaughn claims butter and most things in general aren't hard for him to do, he totally backs it up. Sending us what is the best bread and butter any of us have ever had! Crisco's back from his trip to New York and Boston and boy did he come back with some stories.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What have you been hiding for years?! "I have $28k in an acct my husband doesn't know about from selling things online." "I know my friends spouse had an affair. It's been 34 years and still haven't told her. Bad situation." "I'm hiding art my dad painted before he got married and had kids. It's the kind of things that mysteriously disappear when family visit." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Eileen's son just asked her a very unique question. Now, Eileen is stuck between an extremely awkward rock and a hard spot! What in the world would you say?!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What do you like to secretly look at?! "Engagement rings, even though I NEVER want to get married again!" "Videos of removing ingrown toenails!" "Thursday the garbage guy, I love to watch him in his fancy truck!" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Well... Dez pee's her pants during this podcast and you will not believe this man's last meal! Plus, what one woman said on a podcast that lost her all her sponsors. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What secret did you accidentally let out?! "I found out that my estranged twin is now in adult entertainment… Didn’t keep that secret for too long… Sorry." "I was 16 and I went to my friends house. His parents weren't around and he showed me what he had found in his moms bedroom the other (her toy collection), but swore me to secrecy. long story short it didn't stay a secret for long at school and we were no longer friends after that." "I went to my friends house. He showed me what he had found in his moms bedroom the other (her toy collection), but swore me to secrecy. long story short it didn't stay a secret for long at school and we were no longer friends after that.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Nicole’s mother-in-law uses her checkbook to get what she wants! And that includes naming rights to her grandson! Would you give it up?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Listeners sent in the wildest feedback they've ever received from someone and boy are some of them shocking. Plus, ChatGPT wrote a dating profile for Pidge and... it's dead on!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What do you like to brag about to impress people?! "I have goats... it is not impressive whatsoever, but you guys all should be so jealous with how cute, funny and loving they are!" " I paint my boobs." "I like to brag about the fact that I've recently lost 90lbs!!! I was considered class 3 morbidly obese for the majority of my adult life. Who says life can't start when you're pushing 50!!!" "I'm a member of Mensa." "I brag about being top 4% on OnlyFans."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Angela’s sister-in-law may be hiding a serious health condition. She doesn’t want to appear unsupportive so should she ask her if it’s true?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dez continues to embrace the "fun mom" lifestyle even though it's a bit chaotic and gross. Plus, Ryan and Dez try to rid Pidge of the Crisco Curse. Only time will tell if they were successful.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Janice and her new best friend have a lot of things in common! They are both divorced and their kids are in the same karate class! But, they have one more thing in common that has left her stunned! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

They thought you’d grow out of it but you never did! "The Muppets!!! I will watch the shows and movies once a week... maybe that's why zoom meetings were so fun!" "I have never, and will never out grow a well placed "your mom" joke. They are awesome and btw, I’m that mom!" "I've been rocking myself to sleep my entire life... and I'm OLD!! Lol!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco's in New York right now and he brought his black cloud with him. That's right, the Crisco curse is very real and right now the Crisco cloud is looming heavy over New York, soon to be in Boston. And who knew Vaughn was a jack of all trades?! He can do it all!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sonya has been put in a position to parent her 50 year old Mom! In an effort to help her Mom out she may ruin her own relationship! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s the worst thing you’ve ever done!? "I was house sitting and I took an Ambien and ended up in bed with my friend's husband." "When I was young, a neighborhood kid and I accidentally set fire to a shed." "Slept with my first love from 20 years prior one last time one month before I married my wife of 12 years. Told her on day of the divorce being final. 32 years of silence." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What did you do at work that should have gotten you fired?! "I yelled, "F you!" to my boss during training WITH other people around.... awk...ward. Thank GOD she was understanding and let it roll off her back! #stillEmployed" "I work at a hotel bar. I went to a guests room after chatting & drinking with him & her, & had AWESOME unicorn! Was wonderful!" "I had unicorn with my coworker in his office during business hours."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We do this podcast live from Sustainable Safari inside Maplewood Mall. Different location, same podcast shenanigan's! Including, Crisco finally released his second fragrance from his very own perfume line. A follow up to his first fragrance "Jealousy", which was a massive disappointment and incredibly disgusting! Dez and Devin are the first victims to try his new cologne and they certainly have a reaction to it.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Josh met a girl named Katie that he really likes, but he’s been texting another girl named Katie that’s not his type. He just found that out! And now she dropped a bomb that he can’t ignore! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s your Hot Take you can’t say out loud?! "I'm a teacher and the kids SUCK this year!" "I've never voted and I don't plan on ever voting, what will be will be, my vote doesn't matter." "Don't come into my restaurant complaining about the prices when you drive a car that if sold would feed half the country you are from!" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

ChatGPT is becoming more and more popular and now even companies are looking for candidates that are literate and advanced in A.I. It seems ChatGPT is capable of doing almost any and everybody's job, including the folks that write fortune cookies. So, naturally we have ChatGPT write each of us our own individual fortune. Unfortunately, a certain someone's future continuously seems bleak, no matter how many fortunes ChatGPT writes for him or her.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What did you swear off because it was so addicting?! "Chocolate chip cookie dough! I have to give up baking chocolate chip cookies" "I got addicted to freeze dried Skittles! Delicious, crunchy bites of happiness that melt in your mouth. So expensive I had to give it up!" "I used to have up to 90 bottles of Mountain Dew in my house drinking it every day until my last physical. Now maybe a bump off a bottle in the fridge that lasts about a week." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"friend" wants her to be a bridesmaid in her upcoming wedding, but it's not for the most flattering reason. Now she's wondering if she should say no and walk away, or just suck it up and do it?!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ryan's caused a debate on whether or not it's ok to leave events early to beat traffic. He recently left a Twins game early and introduces us all to a brand new game that at least Crisco, Dez and Pidge had never heard of. Maybe you have, but it's certainly a hard one to wrap your head around. And why are Crisco's nips creating an unsafe work environment?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

First & Last thing you’ll share about yourself! "First thing I would share is I am a therapist. Second thing I would share is that I grew up in a cult." "The first is that I'm a microbiologist! The last thing I'd share is that I used to pay for college as a male escort for women over the age of 50." "Hi! I work in finance M&A. I also did crack!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tiffany managed to get married without her husband finding out about her very shady past! And now her Mom is threatening to tell him everything unless she pays! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

That podcast was off last week as she went to Mexico for spring break. She's back today and didn't miss a beat! Crisco introduced us all to his new cologne this morning and it's a very "unique" smell. Plus, we revisit some Secrets from this morning that are a bit awkward to say the least.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s the most uncomfortable thing you’ve had to ask someone?! "I had to ask someone if they gave me an STD..." "I had an accident in my sleep while staying at a hotel. I had to ask the night clerk for new sheets and what to do with the mattress." "I had to ask my urologist when it would be safe to "entertain myself" after testicular surgery."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What will you never get rid of no matter what others think!? "Still have all my baby teeth. Won't get rid of them. Also have all my deceased household pets teeth. They're good luck!" "I will never get rid of my teddy bear 🧸 still sleep with it, had it for over 20 years." "I will be buried with my baby blanket." "I will never get rid of my belly... not really by choice. Lol!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.