Crisco, Dez & Wes

What did you intentionally steal? "I steal Salt and pepper shakers from restaurants. Just because they are there..." "I stole a Beasty Boys cassette tape from Paminda in Waseca." "I stole a very important job that that pays SO much money from my coworker and took it for myself without her knowing. I feel no regret."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Secondhand Hounds joined us on the show this morning to announce the grand total our listeners raised for Buck$ for Babe in just TWO day! We keep saying we shouldn't be surprised anymore because we have the most generous listeners and you guys always through. But yet again, we were absolutely blown away by our listeners and the amount raised. If you missed the announcement we recap it all in this podcast. Plus, we're looking for two caring and responsible adults. You'll find out why.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What was the shock of your life?! "Shock of my life, walking into my parents room while they were working out a math equation. The answer added up to 69." "Looking for something in my mom's bedside table and found her "Little Black Book" where she rated her dates and pretty explicitly explained what they were good at and what she liked. Ick!" "Found out that I had a older brother that I had no idea of until I was 35 yrs old .. my dad never mentioned him. My mom had no idea as well and my brother." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

You think your in-laws are bad, wait till you hear about Rachel’s potential future family! Would anyone marry into this family?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco's going to take on Hutch in a battle for the ages and Dez gives us a peak into her life.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

You think your in-laws are bad, wait till you hear about Rachel’s potential future family! Would anyone marry into this family? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What would your warning sign say?! "I will judge you if you don't know how to properly wash your hands!" "Warning: Passes gas on the regular!" "Caution: Moods change quickly!" "Dangerous curves ahead ; )"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We couldn't be happier to announce the 2nd annual Buck$ for Babe has kicked off! To learn more or donate you can click the following link Bucks for Babe | Secondhand Hounds Plus, we couldn't be happier to announce someone on this show is starting their very own nation and we may be able to finally get rid of them!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco had no idea this was coming, but thanks to Dan Stoltz and Secondhand Hounds we were able to surprise Crisco on the one year anniversary of his beloved dog Babe's death that we're doing round two!!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

How do you immediately know if someone’s not for you? "If they are ALL ABOUT themselves." "If they use the word "like" a million times!" "If they don't hold the door for elders. Nope! Byeee." "Body smell not anything offensive there’s just some people give off a scent that is not pleasing to me."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

You will never believe what somebody left for Crisco to clean up this weekend?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco and Dez headed to Washington D.C. to accept the "Service to America Award" that we truly only won because of our absolutely incredible and generous listeners. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Give us the Icks with your biggest Cringe moment! "My mom's friend very old husband (70) asking for a hug, I shook my head NO but he pulled me in and kissed me on the cheeks and said 'Ah refreshing'." "I was dancing with the brides father at a wedding. He spun me and I reached out to take his hand again but missed and grabbed "him" instead 😳" "My ex-boss put his hands on my shoulders and whispered in my ear "you're my favorite" soooo awkward!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kate is having a moral dilemma when it comes to accepting money from her father-in-law. Should he be allowed to help out his grandson?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s hard to to admit that you LOVE doing?! "I create fake Instagram accounts and immediately bombard my sister and mom with messages about everything they've done wrong!" "Watching all the scandalous dramas and imagining it’s me : )" "Love eating toes..."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Matthew may have uncovered the real reason why his wife wanted to marry him so fast! But should he follow his instincts or leave it alone?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s the most disturbing secret you’ve discovered about someone close to you?! "Family from each side of my family has had unicorn with the other side, several times." "My husband is a crossdresser… I'll never unsee that!" "When my grandfather died suddenly, we cleaned out his house and found adult toys, women’s underwear and bras, and bondage items. AND pictures of him in bondage... Are you kidding me!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Abby would really like it if you’d just tell her it’s okay that she goes into her brother's house and steals a family heirloom before he sells it!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What surprising thing did you learn about your parents when you got older?! "My parents used to engage in unicorn with my now stepmother." "My dad was a gigolo/pimp, he used to take me with him to meet different people." "Found out in my 40's that my biological father is not who I grew up with. Thanks 23 and me."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Christina’s brother is whisking their Dad away on Father’s Day for a once-in-a-lifetime experience! Should she go into debt to avoid looking like a cheapskate?!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We get to hear all about the trip Dez and Crisco went on together to accept an award in Babe's honor. And who would you pay $100,000 dollars to be friends with for a day?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Unfortunately, Ryan's dream of living the RV life has come to an end. Plus, why was Crisco sobbing like a baby and being shunned this weekend?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What specific thing do you wish men would stop doing? "Acting like your wife is your mother. Put your clothes away, put dishes in the dish washer, just pick up after yourself!" "Adjusting themselves!" "Starting projects, doing them 1/2 ass, not bothering to complete them, AND THEN leaving the mess, tools and all, out for an eternity until I finally have to clean it up." "Why do men feel the need to walk around the house with no pants?!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ryan came in with a real hot take and what many people around this building considered an unpopular opinion. Listeners definitely had their opinions!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Rules and trends are constantly changing, it can be hard to keep up sometimes. So, we cover a couple subjects and share how you can be hip and keep up with these times! Plus, we get scared straight in this episode.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Well, Dez caught Pidge doing something weird and embarrassing... again. Of course she secretly had to record him and here's what happened.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

I’m “That Person”! "I'm that person that spends several minutes loving up your dog and then remember to acknowledge to you... Sorry not sorry dogs come first!" "I'm that person that gets hammered at a kids birthday party and ends up breaking stuff." "I'm that girlfriend that will sleep with all your friends. Luckily my man is all for it !!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Alexis is afraid her sister is going to come off looking like a giant B if she refuses to do the one thing you always do before getting married!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Have you ever heard of Bare Minimum Mondays or Bed Rotting? Both are becoming more and more popular by the day! Plus, we go over more unpopular opinions.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

I’m too broke to... "Golf..." "I'm too broke to say yes when the Chipotle employee says guac is extra." "I'm to broke to buy new underwear. I'm 41 still rocking some of my cute high school underwear."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Mason’s wife has a unique way of raising their daughter that makes him wonder if she’s an Evil Genius or really screwing up their kid!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What is keeping you alive right now?! "Completing my family in December, expecting a new little one!" "I live for caffeine, nicotine, and coffee when I'm on Army time. I'll miss you guys! Won't hear ya until July😭😭" "My daughter, she's the reason I push myself to do better than yesterday." "I'm a teacher living for the last day of school! 13 more days!!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Valerie is in a unique line of work that her boyfriend is having a hard time explaining to family & friends! He wants her to get a real job! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Certain people on this show are learning you need "a guy" for everything in your life. Plus, Ryan's considering getting an RV, he give us an update where he's at on that. A very passionate update!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We recently went to a Saints game with some of our listeners and we had a blast. Before we met some of our wonderful listeners, Crisco decided he needed to get a fresh haircut and shave. Well, this lead to an awkward moment a the Saints game that you'll just have to hear for yourself. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Is cold weather really that bad? Plus, what's the new neat trend parents are having their kids do in public now?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What did you accidentally do but will never admit?! "I got pregnant accidentally." "My bosses email was open on our work computer and I 'accidentally' deleted a very important message from a client. Oopsies." "Started my house on fire. I dumped my mom's ashtray when she left the house and didn't realize the ashes were still hot."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco decided he needed a break from his house last weekend and Dez offered to let him sleep over at her place. Here's how it went! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What do you want to experience at least once in your life? "I want to be a dominatrex!" "Ride a motorcycle. As a passenger. Scares the heck out of me, but I want to try it." "I have to see the Northern Lights." "I want to be a striper for a night."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Nick’s wife has an idea of how she’d like to raise their child! And it involves moving to Sweden…permanently!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

DIY projects, they can ruin even the strongest of relationships. Ryan shares how it almost ended his. Plus, Crisco's trying to become a little less nerdier day by day.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco got his first facial and if you know anything about the big guy, it ended exactly how we all would expect it to. Crisco goes from telling us a story about him being a sucker, to a story about him being... a sucker.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kyle is suspicious of his cousins latest engagement announcement! He’s convinced she’s running an elaborate scam and he’s not falling for it again! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s the creepiest thing you’re into?! "I'm obsessed with serial killers. I have a binder full of research, color codes and alphabetized." "I'm super into hearses." "I'm weirdly into penis museums."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What courageous conversation are you waiting to have?! "I need to tell my narcissistic dad that he's never doing to have a relationship with his grandkids if he can't treat them with love and respect and act like an adult." "The conversation is with myself.... No Laurie, you are not going to lose 10 lbs by memorial weekend. you will not look good in that swimsuit and you know what??you're going out on the lake with everyone anyway! You will have drinks and you WILL have fun!" "I'm going to talk with my father for the first time in 30 years next month. I'm 36 years old. I'd be lying if I said I'm not nervous!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

How cheap is too cheap with a new boyfriend?! At what point does he become a cheapskate that you can’t bear to date anymore?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Is Crisco being catfished and why does everything in Pidge's life somehow turn out weird?!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s your go to way to sound smarter? "Ask if they know what breed of horse is walking by and I correct them if they are wrong." "I know three phrases in French, which is enough to convince other people in the US that I can speak French!" "Using math I tell people what day of the week they were born on."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Are things ever really fair when you own a family cabin? Michelle is fed up and ready to do something drastic, but should she?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ryan just went to see his brand new baby nephew for the first time in Arizona. While he was in AZ he decided to go on a shamanic experience. Not sure he expected it to turn out the way it did?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.