Crisco, Dez & Wes

People love it, so we have to do it every-so-often! It's Ask Us Anything! You ask us anything you want to know about us and we answer all your questions. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What is absolute torture for you?! "Mouth breathers!" "I cannot stand the sound of forks scraping a plate or bowl. Ugh!" "Cotton balls. Can't touch them." "The smell of bacon grease in my house!!🤢🤮" "Listening to people slurping soup. Yuck!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Meg’s husband is having an affair, but it’s not your normal run of the mill scandal! She’s not human! And he feels like she can be their 3rd!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

I can’t believe I got paid to (Blank)! "Paid $2000 to house sit. Literally, just the house. No pets or kids” “I can’t believe I got paid to play in a college basketball game. I worked for the team and not enough players showed up so they threw me in and asked me to play. I was already clocked in so I got paid and therefore I am a professional basketball player.” “I can't believe I got paid to cut this creepy old man's hair... and when I had to shampoo his hair he would tell me to pretend he was a puppy and scratch behind his ear. If he kicked his leg that meant I hit the right spot.”See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Have you heard of putting down a "Date Deposit" before going out with someone new?! Is this guy brilliant or a bitter jaded dude?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What's the weirdest thing you own that you can't get rid of?! "My mom has been dead for 15 years, but I can't bring myself to get rid of her lingerie." "The tip of my daughter's finger fell off... Yes, we still have the tip of our daughter's finger." "My great-grandma's gallstones. They're actually really pretty!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jimmy’s best friend is getting married for some unknown secret reason that isn’t love! Does his fiancé have a right to know that?!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ashley found out what her babysitter has been doing in her bedroom... is it enough to fire her? Even if her babysitter is her niece? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Who or what has your blind allegiance?! "Boy Scouts of America!" "Liam Hemsworth. Miley can shut it! 🤣 Hems brothers do no wrong! 🤤" "All Minnesota sports teams, even with all the letdowns." "Hanson has my blind allegiance! Their music is so underrated and they're so much more talented than they're given credit for!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What do you do that makes other people uncomfortable?! "Dad jokes! Example; I heard music coming from my printer, my paper was jammin'!" "I am constantly making noises and singing songs on what I am doing." "I always say what everybody is thinking and it can make some people really uncomfortable!" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Billy should’ve looked into who his neighbors would be before buying his house. Now he’s stuck between two people that make his life miserable and very expensive! But, can he sue them for what they’ve done?!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco is quick to introduce Crystal to this podcast. We cover some "shocking" secrets from this morning to say the least and we hear what are quite possible the worst vows in the history of mankind.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Who did you bust and what were they doing?! "Busted my ex having an affair. He's a doctor and had an affair in his call room. Came back to the unit with his pants inside out." "I busted my husband's ex-wife lying to the court system about enrolling the kids in daycare so she could pocket more money from child support." "An employee was committing timecard fraud. It took six months to fire her because, well, unions."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Joanne has strict rules when it comes to dating and this guy breaks all the rules! Could you overlook these red flags to stay with him?!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco supposedly got a compliment about how awesome his car is this morning. This coming from the lips of Crisco, so who knows if it's really true. And what has Dez's stomach been trying to tell us?!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Paige’s fiancé isn’t your typical groom! In fact, he wants to avoid every typical thing about getting married! But can you blame him?!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What do you look back on and wish you never did?! "Getting a degree in photography. I now work in finance. What a waste of time and money!" "I wish I never would have signed up for social media. It's like crack and crack is bad for you." "Travis! Cheating man-whore!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ryan shares more interesting knowledge he learned over the weekend, Pidge ruined an entire contest and Crisco recaps his exciting birthday weekend. Plus, Crisco had a dream/nightmare featuring Dez and Ryan that must be interpreted!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What do you secretly play dumb about?! "My husband is dumb about EVERYTHING! Where do I put my shoes, laundry? What's laundry? Oh this cup goes in the dishwasher? What's a dishwasher? Where's my head? I can't find that either! EVERYTHING!" "I secretly play dumb that I forget to put the toilet seat down because my girlfriend never leaves it up for it. It works both ways!" "I play dumb about where all these packages come from. My husband is always like "damn honey you're ordering so much" and I'm like "no they always ship things in so many packages! so bad for the environment, right?" but secretly I do order so much!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Emma is a Step-Mom that is torn between honoring Bio-Mom’s strict rules and doing what she feels is right for her Step-Son! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What do you know about Crisco that we don’t know?! "He ghosted me on one of the dating apps." "You probably wouldn't guess I love running into Crisco at the gym. I definitely have a little crush." "Crisco and I were alone in a bathroom. He lets out the world's biggest fart and says "excuse you"!" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

March 24th is Crisco's birthday. The big guy turned 39 and he's looking for anything he can get for free! He put together a list of restaurants & businesses that'll give him anything for free on his birthday. Listeners asked us to share the list, so here you go!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dez has really been trying, and trying for years to win a lifetime supply of anything! We touched on it this morning on the show and suddenly she's realizing it may not be as great as she thinks, in fact, some of the stuff she's signing up for may be a scam. Plus, we learn the fascinating and unique way Lady Gaga is keeping people from stealing her powers!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What food crimes have you committed?! "Stove top stuffing and salsa with kraft mac & cheese" "Food crime, my husband mixes tuna fish with mayo and then adds it to his Ramen noodles! 🤮 it's so disgusting!" "I would eat a Triple Whopper with cheese, large onion rings, large Dr. Pepper, large milkshake... all while watching The Biggest Loser." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Julia’s new boyfriend has an after work activity that some may find appalling and others deem worthy of a breakup! Is he brilliant or THE WORST?!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's a ping pong podcast. we bounce all over the place. From Dez meeting a real life hero of her's while out in Montana, to some questionable Canadian slogans, to Secrets that were too naughty to air on the show. Shocking to say the least!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jeanine is having second thoughts about marrying her fiancé because his parents are completely insane!!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s the most disturbing thing someone told you casually?! "My coworker casually told me two minutes before a meeting started that her husband was becoming a woman..." "A man once told me... you make me purr like a walrus." "My uncle (10 years older than me) asked me if I wanted to unicorn with him..." "Someone told me that they are married. But also have a dominatrix master and several other sexual partners!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A very informative podcast. First things first, Ryan wants to know if he's a first rate B?! We also learn the cool, hip new words our youngsters are using these days and another trend that apparently is really catching on. A trend that Crisco started doing 20 years ago.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hannah knows that she probably shouldn’t just give up on her life here in Minnesota but maybe it’s exactly what she should do! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What do you want to tell somebody but you can’t?! "I would love to tell my kids that their dad and I got divorced because he cheated and moved in with his mistress" "I want to tell my best friend that I'm into him even though I'm not gay..." "I want to tell my ex’s wife he still texts and calls me… and I don't plan on not talking to him anymore!" "That I wish my MIL was gone in whatever way possible!" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dez is back from Montana and she definitely has some stories to share. Pidge continues to have #PridgeProbs and Crisco's trying to find ways to fill his time in when he's in New York next month.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hanna called in for our weekly segment Write Us a Song Mr. Crisco Man and asked Crisco to write a song for her husband's small business "Advanced Septic Solutions" aka Ass Inc. Well Crisco certainly wrote a song for Hanna & Ben and here he is debuting it for her. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Eric is seriously terrified for his daughter’s life after her boyfriend proposed to her! Is her fiancé’s plan something to be afraid of? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What are you constantly daydreaming about?! "Reuniting with friends after they leave a cult that I was in for 20 years." "Constantly daydreaming about having earth shattering unicorn with my incredibly sexy, cut, good looking, & married, general contractor, that I'm crushing on hard!" "I daydream about owning a car. I am 60." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What gives you the Icks?! "Guys hairy buttcracks hanging out when they bend over!" "Paper cuts and hangnails! Especially when you catch them on something and can feel the skin wiggle ICK!!!" "Man. Buns. ICK!!!" "Long dirty fingernails."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What didn’t you know about guys until you got with one?! "That we have to follow them around to pick up after everything they do... who needs kids!?! Nope!" "The farting!!! Ugh nonstop everyday all day!!! Then I had two sons... I can't get away!" "I thought when they got a vasectomy, they cut both hangers off, just like a dog. Learned that's not the case!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kevin caught his girlfriend doing something no guy ever wants to see his girl doing! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We return to some more Secrets from this morning. We asked "What's the one thing you don't want anyone to know?" well, it makes sense that they don't want anyone knowing this stuff! Are you a competitive person? We're finding out that a lot of us are very competitive. Perhaps (definitely) too competitive.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s the one thing you don’t want anyone to know about you?? "I would never want anyone to know I wear my wife's lingerie around the house while I clean and no one is home." "I don't want anyone to know that I'm way more in to guys then women . I've been with my with my wife for almost 10 years with 2 kids and when they get old enough I will finally tell them." "I had unicorn with my boyfriend in a corn maze that my family was also going through." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Lisa has been helping her boyfriend out with his child-support payments and she just found out what he’s doing with the money! But is her reason to break up with him a bit childish?! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ryan's suffered some date night drama Friday night and Devin's world is rocked!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What can't you resist?! "I cannot resist a man with long hair!" "Doggos! I need to pet all the dogs I come across and tell them how much of a handsome/beautiful puppers they are." "I can't resist Reese's shapes. Eggs. Trees. Pumpkins, all of them...🤤"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Violet’s boyfriend has no clue that he’s not welcome at her sister’s wedding! Should she bring him anyway?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

T.M.I. T.J. is filling in for Dez and boy does she fill in perfectly for our resident chillbilly. T.J shares a little T.M.I., Pidge shares T.M.I. and Crisco gets schooled by a man in the bathroom.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What do you only say in your head but never out loud?! "My secret thought? Why would you want to do that?! whenever someone says they're getting married." "In my head... SHUT THE F UP!!!!" "To my child: Actually that artwork sucks." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

DeAnna was so convinced her husband was cheating on her that she hired an investigator to find the proof! But it wasn’t WHO he was cheating with, it was WHAT he was doing that has her baffled! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

For some reason, Dez was invited to read to the classroom at her daughter Dusty's school. Again, for some reason Dez decided to invite Crisco to join her as a special guest. This was doomed for disaster from the get go! Here's what happened. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What did you instantly regret?! "I instantly regretted paying $14,000 on a bath tub/shower renovation when I learned I could have done it by myself for under $2000!" "Instant regret... a shot of Everclear." "Buying into a time share. Immediately regretted it and cancelled 😂"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What is it about your that is creepy or geeky?? "Creepy: I STARE at people. I don't even know I am but I'm studying them. It drives my husband crazy." "We have a massive collection of Harry Potter, Star Wars, Legos, and Transformers in our home reading what we call a display room..." "I have a daddy thing." "I'm a band geek that never grew up. Currently 23 and play in a community concert band every week."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.