Crisco, Dez & Wes

Nothing makes Dez laughing harder than Crisco's lowest moments and why is one couple getting so much heat for what they decided to serve at their wedding?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What was your foot in mouth moment? "Asking a coworker how old his young Grandkids were in front of a group at work. Found out they were all his kids." "Working at the Burger King Drive through window, I told a bigger lady, sorry about your wait. She heard, sorry about your weight... I felt horrible!" "The 1st time my husband told me her loved me, I wasn't expecting it and I responded "that's nice". We still laugh about it now and we have been married 21 years!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Something that started out so simple now has Marcy in a predicament where she has a decision to make that could affect her friendships, her children and her husband’s job.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco admitted something today that not only shocked us, but absolutely disgusts us as well! And Dez has somehow managed to convert another human into a Dezbian that's now doing weird Dezbian things.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kelly’s Mom is mad that she won’t let four people move in with her. Now it’s starting a huge fight. Do you really have to look out for family this much?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

I never thought I’d have to tell somebody blank? "Never thought I would have to tell my kiddo that you can't bite the cat back." "I never thought as an HR rep I would have to tell a woman in her 50's she has to wear a bra to work and wash her hands after using the restroom." "Never thought I'd have to tell my professor that I broke a leg riding a horse while preforming a magic show in Mexico to get out of an exam."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What strange thing turns you on? "The smell of my husband’s armpits." "My man's a mechanic.. his dirty hands get me so excited!" "Dad's in gym shorts and a tee walking their children. Bonus if they've got a dog too."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

I would “blank” every day of my life, if I could!? "I would swim in the ocean every day if I could. My daughter said she would play with puppies." "I would play hookie from work every single day and not feel an ounce of guilt!" "Eat seafood and pasta all day, every day!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

How many chances do you give somebody? Chloe‘s mom has made promise after promise, but swears this time she’s changed her ways.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ever heard of conscious unschooling? No? Well, this could be the end for Aaron and his wife's marriage!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

So many questions answered today! Who wants Crisco back now? How did one city finally get their potholes fixed? Some may call it desperate, some may call it clever, some may call it inappropriate. Whatever you call it, they got their potholes filled and that's all they care about!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Pidge almost burned his nest to the ground and one lady wakes up in the hospital to find out her bank account was overdrafted by nearly $100 billion!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

All week listeners have been calling in to tell us why their mom is so special and nominate them for Mom in a Million. Three listeners call in and explain why their mom is so amazing and then listeners vote on which mom is most deserving of the Mother's Day Prize Pack which includes a pair of floor tickets to the Ed Sheeran concert, a $100 Bachman's gift card, and a $50 Freight House gift card.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What secret are you keeping from your Mom?! "I moved out of my townhouse & I'm living with my boyfriend who's 17 years older than me!! And she's never even met him!" "Secret I'm keeping from Mom is I'm the one that told dad that you cheated on him with his brother." "Had sex in her bed one night when they were gone. Four times in one night!" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Have you ever thought something for over a decade only to find out, it's actually the exact opposite of what you 've thought this whole time? Have you ever thought you were gay for 10 years, suddenly to wake up one day and realize you're not? And what role do each of us fill on the show?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

All week listeners have been calling in to tell us why their mom is so special and nominate them for Mom in a Million. Three listeners call in and explain why their mom is so amazing and then listeners vote on which mom is most deserving of the Mother's Day Prize Pack which includes a pair of floor tickets to the Ed Sheeran concert, a $100 Bachman's gift card, and a $50 Freight House gift card.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What are you supposed to do if someone abuses the “emergency-only” key to your home?! What if that person is your mother-in-law?!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s the most unhealthy thing you do and love it?! "Sometimes I live off gas station food for a week or more at a time." "Eat ranch on top of Mac and Cheese and then put barbecue sauce in it." "Taco Bell. I know it's terrible for me but I would it it every day for every meal if I could!" "Half a block of cream cheese on a bagel." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Is Crisco too close to his mom? Most would probably say yes, way too close!! Plus, hear why one man turned down a woman for a reason no one would ever guess.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s the craziest thought you acted on?! "I had 30 days to see how far I could ride my horse, I started in Hastings, Minnesota made it to Winterset, Iowa." "Slept with my coworker who was married. Started a three year affair that ended when I became pregnant. Fast forward to now. We are happily married with two beautiful children. No regrets!" "I broke off an engagement to get with a guy I had known for three months. We've now been together for over three years and have a one and a half year-old son together."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Chris’ wife has a specific idea of how she would like to spend Mother’s Day but will she regret it?!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

TJ may have made a scientific discovery and now she's got us all question ourselves and Dez's daughter has a brand new obsession!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

I was young and needed the money… "In my early 20's I sold our dog to pay the rent. Then I had to lie to my kids about why their puppy was gone.. I still feel bad and it's been almost 20 years." "I have attempted to sell feet pics, my eggs, and my body for money." "My friend & I repo'd a strangers car! It was terrifying!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Edward’s buddy asked him to watch his dog while he’s out of town for work! Fast forward two years later, his friend just got home and there’s a BIG problem! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco got a tour of the Pidge Palace this weekend and boy is it... something? And something or things have been living in Crisco attic for years! He has no idea what it could be, but finally has decided he's going to do something about it. Maybe.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

I’ve been dying to (blank)! "I'm dying to unicorn with one of my old coworkers we both want to." "I'm dying to rent a storage unit so I have space for a 48,000 piece puzzle! #hubbysaysno" "I've always wanted to tell my wife that the reason she goes through her underwear so fast is because we both wear them." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What do you get judged for?! "People judging my driving and driving like an old grandpa. Too slow and cautious I guess." "Judged for letting my grandson eat McDonald's. Snide remarks on social media when I posted a cute dinner date pic." "I get judged for eating pizza with a fork and a knife."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We've been having a lot of fun with the popular A.I. ChatGPT lately. I don't know if "fun" is the word any of us on this show would use for this segment, but listeners certainly had fun with it. We weren't exactly please with our ratings.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's been all the buzz for the past month or so. ChatGPT, the A.I. that can pretty much do anything you ask it to. In this segment, Ryan asks ChatGPT to plan two spontaneous vacations for Crisco and Dez. You'll be amazed at what it comes up with!!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco should be very proud of himself! He finally did something that he should've been doing months ago and is one step closer to doing something he should've done years ago.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What will you never admit to?! "That I knew I was ovulating when I got pregnant with my twins, it wasn't an "accident"." "I was very close to having an affair. Decided to meet halfway, but he never showed." "I will never admit that my girlfriend and I slept with a couple cliff divers in Negril, Jamaica. What an experience!! Purr!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

If your fiancé’s family doesn’t like your Mom, is that an automatic dealbreaker?! Chris’s Mom has a unique set of skills that scare people and she probably saw this coming! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Even after given reason after reason why not to, and listener after listen explaining why to her why it's not a good idea to move to Mexico, Dez refuses the advice and continues to insist she will still follow her lifelong dream and live in Mexico someday! Plus, how did a friend lend a helping hand (and a few other things) to help another friend accomplish a dream?!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What is constantly in the back of your mind?! "Moving south, out of MN!" "Every guy I see I'm always wondering what he looks like naked!!" "My daughter's best friend's dad. He is so freaking HOT! And I'm married..."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This long winter has finally broken Thomas’ wife! She has a plan but is this realistic or is she overreacting?! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco and his family can't seem to agree on a single thing to serve at his nephew's graduation party. And, what city in Minnesota has the worst water? Our apologizes if you live in this city!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

I JUST learned to (Blank)! "After years of using a laptop, I just learned if you put two fingers on the mouse pad it will allow you to scroll up and down on the screen." "I just learned, this very second, that if I double tap my Samsung screen it turns on. Lol, I'm a 46 year old man. Thanks Dez!" "I just learned that, in fact, drums are not drumsticks from teeny tiny chickens, but they are a part of the wing. I am 43 years old." "I'm 28 and I just found out that moonlight is a reflection of the sun. Always just thought it was bright..." "37 years old, pregnant with my second child, just learned at my last ultrasound that the baby is PEEING inside me!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Amber’s husband asked her a question so outrageous that she thought he was joking and went along with it! She was kidding, he was not. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco is looking at Dating Apps again plus big news for Ryan!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What do you do on purpose to upset someone?! "When my mother-in-law brings up having kids/grandbabies, I always correct her with "kittens" or "grandkitties". Makes her so mad lol, leave me alone!" "Living, I guess, to annoy my teenager." "I do mocking impressions of my wife and they drive her up the wall!!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sadly, Ryan was mistaken as Vaughn's father by a stranger and is Dez really considering running for office?!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

I’m getting really sick of...! "Sick of people always on their phones and other devices when out for dinner and ignoring the rest of us. If you don't want to interact with the group stay home!" "I'm so sick of 7th graders attitudes towards their teachers. Pray for us school teachers, we have 30 days left!" "Already so sick of the Minnesota construction!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Casey’s next door neighbor had the audacity to ask her something most women would never dream of saying to another woman out loud!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What happens in River Falls, stays in River Falls. Crisco made a neat little little discovery in not one, but two of the hotel rooms he stayed in on his recent trip. You may never want to stay in a hotel again after you hear this.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s your absolute worst parent moment?! "My husband put our son in the stroller and we didn't check to make sure he was buckled. As we walked, he slid out and my husband ran over him with the stroller." "I accidentally sexted my 11 year old son instead of my husband." "My son almost died when I opened the garage door and his arm got caught in the track. Severed 7 tendons, the ulnar nerve and an artery. Worst day, ever! 5 days in the hospital."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

How soon is ‘too soon’ to move in on your best friend’s husband after she’s gone? Christine has been put in a super awkward position! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco's forced to confront a coworker live on the podcast with no heads up, and it's confirmed, Ryan and Vaughn are officially one of the cutest couples out there!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Have you ever heard of a social media intervention?! Jessica thinks her sister needs one after what she’s been posting on Instagram! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What decision are you struggling with right now?! "I'm struggling to decide whether or not to start a business with my significant other." "I'm struggling with a decision to cut off my relationship with my alcoholic sister who is toxic in so many ways and is soooo bad for my mental health." "The decision I'm struggling with is, do I tell him I love him or do I let the self-preservation take over again..?"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Well after our discussion last week about how Vaughn claims butter and most things in general aren't hard for him to do, he totally backs it up. Sending us what is the best bread and butter any of us have ever had! Crisco's back from his trip to New York and Boston and boy did he come back with some stories.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.