Crisco, Dez & Wes

Have you ever heard of Bare Minimum Mondays or Bed Rotting? Both are becoming more and more popular by the day! Plus, we go over more unpopular opinions.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

I’m too broke to... "Golf..." "I'm too broke to say yes when the Chipotle employee says guac is extra." "I'm to broke to buy new underwear. I'm 41 still rocking some of my cute high school underwear."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Mason’s wife has a unique way of raising their daughter that makes him wonder if she’s an Evil Genius or really screwing up their kid!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What is keeping you alive right now?! "Completing my family in December, expecting a new little one!" "I live for caffeine, nicotine, and coffee when I'm on Army time. I'll miss you guys! Won't hear ya until July😭😭" "My daughter, she's the reason I push myself to do better than yesterday." "I'm a teacher living for the last day of school! 13 more days!!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Valerie is in a unique line of work that her boyfriend is having a hard time explaining to family & friends! He wants her to get a real job! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Certain people on this show are learning you need "a guy" for everything in your life. Plus, Ryan's considering getting an RV, he give us an update where he's at on that. A very passionate update!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We recently went to a Saints game with some of our listeners and we had a blast. Before we met some of our wonderful listeners, Crisco decided he needed to get a fresh haircut and shave. Well, this lead to an awkward moment a the Saints game that you'll just have to hear for yourself. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Is cold weather really that bad? Plus, what's the new neat trend parents are having their kids do in public now?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What did you accidentally do but will never admit?! "I got pregnant accidentally." "My bosses email was open on our work computer and I 'accidentally' deleted a very important message from a client. Oopsies." "Started my house on fire. I dumped my mom's ashtray when she left the house and didn't realize the ashes were still hot."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco decided he needed a break from his house last weekend and Dez offered to let him sleep over at her place. Here's how it went! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What do you want to experience at least once in your life? "I want to be a dominatrex!" "Ride a motorcycle. As a passenger. Scares the heck out of me, but I want to try it." "I have to see the Northern Lights." "I want to be a striper for a night."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Nick’s wife has an idea of how she’d like to raise their child! And it involves moving to Sweden…permanently!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

DIY projects, they can ruin even the strongest of relationships. Ryan shares how it almost ended his. Plus, Crisco's trying to become a little less nerdier day by day.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco got his first facial and if you know anything about the big guy, it ended exactly how we all would expect it to. Crisco goes from telling us a story about him being a sucker, to a story about him being... a sucker.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kyle is suspicious of his cousins latest engagement announcement! He’s convinced she’s running an elaborate scam and he’s not falling for it again! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s the creepiest thing you’re into?! "I'm obsessed with serial killers. I have a binder full of research, color codes and alphabetized." "I'm super into hearses." "I'm weirdly into penis museums."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What courageous conversation are you waiting to have?! "I need to tell my narcissistic dad that he's never doing to have a relationship with his grandkids if he can't treat them with love and respect and act like an adult." "The conversation is with myself.... No Laurie, you are not going to lose 10 lbs by memorial weekend. you will not look good in that swimsuit and you know what??you're going out on the lake with everyone anyway! You will have drinks and you WILL have fun!" "I'm going to talk with my father for the first time in 30 years next month. I'm 36 years old. I'd be lying if I said I'm not nervous!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

How cheap is too cheap with a new boyfriend?! At what point does he become a cheapskate that you can’t bear to date anymore?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Is Crisco being catfished and why does everything in Pidge's life somehow turn out weird?!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s your go to way to sound smarter? "Ask if they know what breed of horse is walking by and I correct them if they are wrong." "I know three phrases in French, which is enough to convince other people in the US that I can speak French!" "Using math I tell people what day of the week they were born on."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Are things ever really fair when you own a family cabin? Michelle is fed up and ready to do something drastic, but should she?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ryan just went to see his brand new baby nephew for the first time in Arizona. While he was in AZ he decided to go on a shamanic experience. Not sure he expected it to turn out the way it did?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Nothing makes Dez laughing harder than Crisco's lowest moments and why is one couple getting so much heat for what they decided to serve at their wedding?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What was your foot in mouth moment? "Asking a coworker how old his young Grandkids were in front of a group at work. Found out they were all his kids." "Working at the Burger King Drive through window, I told a bigger lady, sorry about your wait. She heard, sorry about your weight... I felt horrible!" "The 1st time my husband told me her loved me, I wasn't expecting it and I responded "that's nice". We still laugh about it now and we have been married 21 years!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Something that started out so simple now has Marcy in a predicament where she has a decision to make that could affect her friendships, her children and her husband’s job.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco admitted something today that not only shocked us, but absolutely disgusts us as well! And Dez has somehow managed to convert another human into a Dezbian that's now doing weird Dezbian things.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kelly’s Mom is mad that she won’t let four people move in with her. Now it’s starting a huge fight. Do you really have to look out for family this much?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

I never thought I’d have to tell somebody blank? "Never thought I would have to tell my kiddo that you can't bite the cat back." "I never thought as an HR rep I would have to tell a woman in her 50's she has to wear a bra to work and wash her hands after using the restroom." "Never thought I'd have to tell my professor that I broke a leg riding a horse while preforming a magic show in Mexico to get out of an exam."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What strange thing turns you on? "The smell of my husband’s armpits." "My man's a mechanic.. his dirty hands get me so excited!" "Dad's in gym shorts and a tee walking their children. Bonus if they've got a dog too."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

I would “blank” every day of my life, if I could!? "I would swim in the ocean every day if I could. My daughter said she would play with puppies." "I would play hookie from work every single day and not feel an ounce of guilt!" "Eat seafood and pasta all day, every day!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

How many chances do you give somebody? Chloe‘s mom has made promise after promise, but swears this time she’s changed her ways.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ever heard of conscious unschooling? No? Well, this could be the end for Aaron and his wife's marriage!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

So many questions answered today! Who wants Crisco back now? How did one city finally get their potholes fixed? Some may call it desperate, some may call it clever, some may call it inappropriate. Whatever you call it, they got their potholes filled and that's all they care about!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Pidge almost burned his nest to the ground and one lady wakes up in the hospital to find out her bank account was overdrafted by nearly $100 billion!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

All week listeners have been calling in to tell us why their mom is so special and nominate them for Mom in a Million. Three listeners call in and explain why their mom is so amazing and then listeners vote on which mom is most deserving of the Mother's Day Prize Pack which includes a pair of floor tickets to the Ed Sheeran concert, a $100 Bachman's gift card, and a $50 Freight House gift card.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What secret are you keeping from your Mom?! "I moved out of my townhouse & I'm living with my boyfriend who's 17 years older than me!! And she's never even met him!" "Secret I'm keeping from Mom is I'm the one that told dad that you cheated on him with his brother." "Had sex in her bed one night when they were gone. Four times in one night!" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Have you ever thought something for over a decade only to find out, it's actually the exact opposite of what you 've thought this whole time? Have you ever thought you were gay for 10 years, suddenly to wake up one day and realize you're not? And what role do each of us fill on the show?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

All week listeners have been calling in to tell us why their mom is so special and nominate them for Mom in a Million. Three listeners call in and explain why their mom is so amazing and then listeners vote on which mom is most deserving of the Mother's Day Prize Pack which includes a pair of floor tickets to the Ed Sheeran concert, a $100 Bachman's gift card, and a $50 Freight House gift card.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What are you supposed to do if someone abuses the “emergency-only” key to your home?! What if that person is your mother-in-law?!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s the most unhealthy thing you do and love it?! "Sometimes I live off gas station food for a week or more at a time." "Eat ranch on top of Mac and Cheese and then put barbecue sauce in it." "Taco Bell. I know it's terrible for me but I would it it every day for every meal if I could!" "Half a block of cream cheese on a bagel." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Is Crisco too close to his mom? Most would probably say yes, way too close!! Plus, hear why one man turned down a woman for a reason no one would ever guess.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s the craziest thought you acted on?! "I had 30 days to see how far I could ride my horse, I started in Hastings, Minnesota made it to Winterset, Iowa." "Slept with my coworker who was married. Started a three year affair that ended when I became pregnant. Fast forward to now. We are happily married with two beautiful children. No regrets!" "I broke off an engagement to get with a guy I had known for three months. We've now been together for over three years and have a one and a half year-old son together."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Chris’ wife has a specific idea of how she would like to spend Mother’s Day but will she regret it?!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

TJ may have made a scientific discovery and now she's got us all question ourselves and Dez's daughter has a brand new obsession!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

I was young and needed the money… "In my early 20's I sold our dog to pay the rent. Then I had to lie to my kids about why their puppy was gone.. I still feel bad and it's been almost 20 years." "I have attempted to sell feet pics, my eggs, and my body for money." "My friend & I repo'd a strangers car! It was terrifying!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Edward’s buddy asked him to watch his dog while he’s out of town for work! Fast forward two years later, his friend just got home and there’s a BIG problem! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco got a tour of the Pidge Palace this weekend and boy is it... something? And something or things have been living in Crisco attic for years! He has no idea what it could be, but finally has decided he's going to do something about it. Maybe.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

I’ve been dying to (blank)! "I'm dying to unicorn with one of my old coworkers we both want to." "I'm dying to rent a storage unit so I have space for a 48,000 piece puzzle! #hubbysaysno" "I've always wanted to tell my wife that the reason she goes through her underwear so fast is because we both wear them." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What do you get judged for?! "People judging my driving and driving like an old grandpa. Too slow and cautious I guess." "Judged for letting my grandson eat McDonald's. Snide remarks on social media when I posted a cute dinner date pic." "I get judged for eating pizza with a fork and a knife."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We've been having a lot of fun with the popular A.I. ChatGPT lately. I don't know if "fun" is the word any of us on this show would use for this segment, but listeners certainly had fun with it. We weren't exactly please with our ratings.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.