Crisco, Dez & Wes

Tiffany feels like her daughter is using her “mental health” as a way to avoid doing things she doesn’t want to do! But her husband has her daughter’s back and thinks she’s being insensitive! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What about you would shock us?! "Spent the last week caring for my boyfriend that just had a "Third leg" Implant." "I am the snack thief at work! No one has figured out who is stealing the snacks." "I was orphaned at 14 and kidnapped and was living like Rapunzel until I was 18. Found myself a new family that loved me and helped me heal. No one would know because I'm always laughing and smiling."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A new nation has been born and it's already declared war on #PidgeNation and Crisco has sucked Dez into his vortex and she's coming out an old woman!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What are you a little too obsessed with?! "Obsessed with Crisco! You know this... still having fantasy dreams about him & his big hands, big feet means big.......!!!" "I am obsessed with vacuuming. I like clean floors. I love the nice lines when you vacuum the carpet. I vacuum our hardwood floors daily." "I'm a little too obsessed with looking at houses I will never be able to afford online." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

When Lucy’s fiancé cheated on her a month before the wedding, she was relieved because she figured out who she was really in love with all along!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco's trip to Iceland is just around the corner and were worried he's not fully prepared and/or that he won't make it back! And there's one couple that Ryan's extremely jealous of and envious of their record.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What scares the crap out of you as an adult?! "I'm in my '30s and I'm still definitely afraid of weeds in water!" "When I hear a weird noise in my house, my brain immediately goes to "Aliens!" First and then oh maybe a burglar." "I'm scared to reach into the garbage disposal if something falls in there! even with no one around i fear it will turn on by itself." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Michelle is having a hard time supporting her father with his new love life! Should she let him give up everything for a woman he’s never met?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

How one woman prepares a sandwich is absolutely horrific and troubling. Plus, Dez bought her mom a really nice gift! Well, half a gift, her mom has to cover the other half.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What do you like to do that people find strange?! "I make and collect lifelike baby dolls. They look just like a real baby. When I'm sculpting I have baby body parts all over my kitchen. I dress them up and take pictures. This is why people think I'm strange." "I collect everything loons. Especially common loons. I hate when people call them ducks!" "I am obsessed being nude. I hate wearing cloths!" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Roslyn’s in-laws are in need of some major help! But do they have a right to ask her to give this up?! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dez finally fulfilled a lifelong dream she's been dying to do! What was her dream and what did she do? She finally crashed a wedding! Listen to her story here.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Write Us a Song Mr. Crisco Man. Most listeners of this show are familiar with the segment we do every Wednesday. We write a song for a small, local business every Wednesday, we have 24 hours and we present it to them the next day. We were on a hit streak, eight in a row, Ryan had to make the official ruling on if last week's song was a hit or a miss. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What happens when a Superguest stays at a Superhost's home?! Ryan spills the beans. Plus, how did Crisco injure his kibbles & bits at the Twins game?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s something you did and are glad there’s no photo proof? "Kidnapped a giant inflatable SpongeBob from Burger King, left a ransom note from plankton promised SpongeBob's return exchange for the Krabby patty secret formula." "I slept with my teacher after graduation." "Having full out unicorn while driving." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jordan’s been trying to get divorced for 3 years, you’ll never believe what’s holding it up?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What did you think you would get away with but didn’t? "I'm a social boozer and when I was pregnant with my first baby, I suddenly started drinking water. When I announced, people were like Duh." "In high school I had unicorn in the back of my car and I thought no one would ever know. Then my mom decided to do something she had never done before and clean out my car for me. She found a “protection” wrapper. Queue a very long and very awkward conversation about abstinence." "I let one rip in an elevator. I was the only other person in there so… I got busted."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco & Pidge are back with yet more awkward stories. They claim they're not the cause of the awkwardness, but you be the judge!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What instantly sets you off? "Slow walkers. Move out of my way!" "Open mouth chewing. Absolutely disgusting. Sets me off every time!" "When my husband tells me to "talk in calmer tones".See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Should Grace be worried about what her boyfriend has been doing behind her back? Are these red flags or is she overreacting?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We're learning women are much more comfortable and freer around each other than men are. Plus, we go over some Secrets from this morning that were just too shocking to say on-air this morning.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s the craziest thing anyone’s ever admitted to you?? "I once had a boss who told me he tricked his wife into marrying him. She was from another country, and she barely spoke English. She had no idea what she was agreeing to." "Right before my dad died, he told me and my siblings that there is another child that may reach out to them someday." "My cousin confessed that she wanted her ex to breakup her wedding."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Maggie’s Sister has always taken advantage of her generosity, but what she’s doing now could be the straw that breaks the Family’s back.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

When the Ry-Guy is not conducting us, this podcast can occasionally go off the rails. That may or may not be the case with today's podcast. I can promise you one thing though, we still have a ton of fun!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We all love Dez, but we also know she's not the best when it comes to organization. She's now looking for an email assistant. What's required of this job you ask? Well, quite simply just checking Dez's email for her. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What is the perk of your job that we would never know?? "At my work they do a week trip for 2 anywhere in the US every 10 years. My 10 year we went on an Alaskan Cruise!" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Christie’s husband has a new hobby that’s ticking off friends, family, coworkers, and especially his wife. Christie wants to know if she can list her husband over this?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco and Pidge had the time of their lives this weekend at multiple candy stores. Spent way too much money! And one man is trying to hire someone to hang out with his wife, so he can get some downtime.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What have you never told anybody and never will? "I have cancer and about a month to live." "My husband thinks our son is his… It’s my ex-boyfriends, but I will never tell." "My mom told me I was her favorite child on her deathbed. I will never hurt my siblings by telling them." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Alison finally got exactly what she’s wanted for the last two years and now she doesn’t want it. Should she move on or expose everything?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco's limited vocabulary is expanded upon and Dez is learning her kids hear everything. Everything!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Who’s the most embarrassing family member and what do they do? "My Dad, He has no hesitation to pick his nose in public." "My grandma!! She is on Facebook, and she has no idea how to act online!! She is kind of an airhead too. One time she literally asked for Batman's phone number!! And she was being serious!!" "My sister is the loudest person ever, so embarrassing. She talks loud, laughs loud - so embarrassing!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Lewis is trying to do right by his dad but living with his mom is killing his dating life! Can he ditch his mom and leave her behind?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco (as usual) continues to emit women repellent with each word he says and Dez has started talking to birds again. What a group we are!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What did you later find out was a big lie?! "My parents told me the Ice cream truck only played music when they were out of ice cream." "My mother-in-law always said they were struggling financially while my husband was growing up because his dad left... turns out she had a meth addiction..." "I was told my entire life that my dad was my biological dad, turns out he's not, and my uncle is actually my dad. Found all of this out from 23andMe." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Melanie is jealous of her husbands “work family” but is the “family trip” something she needs to be concerned about?!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco and Pidge went to the Gophers game this past weekend and definitely came back with some stories. And we've talked about "girl dinner", but what about "boy dinner"?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco admitted to multiple shocking acts that he did and does! Do these actions make him a monster? You'll have to be the judge!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What do you only do on vacation? "Only on vacation do we unicorn outside. Hotel balcony, after dark on a beach, private place on a hike." "I drink a mimosa every day when I'm on vacation!" "I smoke cigars, but only on vacation. Especially in Mexico. This Cubans are no joke!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Trudy’s sister won the lottery! But it’s what she isn’t doing with the money that is the most upsetting part! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wow! Is Dez joining a reading group? Plus the crazy things a Pidge does when taking days off!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What do you hate that is universally loved?! "Halloween. It's the most meaningless holiday there is!" "Prince and Adele." "I hate fruit, all fruit!" "Sweet Martha's." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco suddenly had a realization about his family, and we learn some very fun facts that we can almost guarantee you don't know!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What do you do that nobody understands?! "Nobody understands I can smell the color yellow." "Serial killers!" "Stickers... anything sticky I pull off labels just to feel the stickiness... also love tape just to feel it!" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Susan’s boyfriend wants to commit himself to her in the most over the top way you can show your love to someone else! And she hates it! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dez is having a moment where all the sudden she's realizing her age and Crisco's making her apologize for being incredibly funny! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What did you have to give up because you were addicted?! "I had to give up shopping because I was addicted. 5 maxed out credit cards and a credit score of 427. Now I have $0 credit debt and a credit score of 780." "My ex... oh damn those lips!" " "Alcohol. Sober for 8 years, 2 months and 6 days without a relapse." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Vicky had one request for her bridesmaids and her cousin just broke the rule! Can you kick her out of the wedding party for this?!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco threw a big party over the weekend and just wait till you hear how much he spent on it! The way Crisco and Pidge are spending money lately, they're either secret millionaires or will be broke in a matter of weeks. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Rat somebody out and tell us THEIR secret! "I caught my friend drinking, and she tells everyone she has been sober for 2 years. She goes to meetings then comes home and drinks!" "My coworker is getting fired for a felony and getting her insurance license taken away." "My friend is having an affair with a married man who has 3 kids. She will drive hours just to see him for the unicorn."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.