Crisco, Dez & Wes

Dez fills us in on the latest and greatest prison foods and also does her best to make it through a list of everyday words that people struggle to say.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

#BoldConfession "I'm a 26-year-old female and I just unicorn'd for the first time a couple days ago." "I love scooping bacon grease into my mouth. I also don't have a problem with grabbing someone else's leftovers and eating them even if I don't know the person." "I don't own clippers; I just bite my toenails when they need to be trimmed. And sometimes I swallow them."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Glenn is about to be a new Dad and so his baby Mama is laying down the new rules for life and that includes giving up his favorite thing!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dez has become very passionate about reclaiming her youth and wants to start a particular club for her and others that want to join her. Plus, Pidge is looking into other jobs, there's just one problem...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s the question you are always embarrassed to ask?! "I am so embarrassed to ask someone their name after knowing them for more than a year." "Embarrassed to ask my play date families if they have guns. I want to know but awkward to ask!" "When is the last time you've been tested?"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jamie may be entering mid-life crisis territory OR she’s about to reclaim her life! Would you make the leap she’s talking about?!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dez and Ryan officially had their first book club meeting over the weekend and their experiences were quite different. Plus, Pidge is onto a newer and better addiction.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Thought you’d hate it but now you can’t get enough!? "Brussel Sprouts and Ted Lasso." "Star Wars but it’s my husband’s favorite! He has gotten me into it and now I watch any and all of them!" "The mini fan life!" "TikTok... I hate that I love it!" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Christine is having a moral crisis! She wants to do the right thing but also not give up the good fortune that she’s suddenly come into! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s trashy about you or your family?! "Ugh... my parents are stepbrother and stepsister, yes they grew up in the south." "We pee in diapers while fishing." "My mom would collect used soap bars from my aunt who was a cleaning lady in a motel and would take them home, wash them off and then we had to use them."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dez is now copying Ryan and the Big Guy! Plus, we're all wondering if anyone in the world would be willing to pick Crisco for a certain something?!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What have you been waiting to get off your chest?! "I cannot wait until my sister's wedding is over. She is so particular and doesn't communicate what she wants leaving me to guess and fail." "I hate my husband!" "My boyfriend just got a "third leg" implant. It's already brought us closer together!" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Angela’s son had all his birthday presents taken away as a punishment for what he did! But turns out Grandma is just as bad as he is! Can you enforce a punishment on your own mother?! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The biggest diva to ever roam this planet is being raised and groomed in River Falls, WI! We also go over some Secrets from this morning that were just too much to share on-air.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What Ick did they commit to be demoted?! "My 62-year-old neighbor sucks on a pacifier and pretends to be a baby. Ick ick ick!" "A person in my family bird feeds her adult children during our family gatherings." "Was on a second date with a really great guy, we were on a walk in the park in the autumn, a beautiful, peaceful day, and all of a sudden he did the farmer blow. That was it. Yuck! 🤮"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Julia’s sister is a HUGE fan of Halloween but what she wants her to do as the maid of honor at her wedding is just too much! Can you back out of your sister's wedding?!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's a topic that always seems to get people riled up and split decisions. Is Crisco in the right or wrong here?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dez and Ryan started a new book club and they're getting ready for their first meeting this weekend! And Pidge is trying to get Crisco to attend one of his favorite events of the year with him.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What do you find absolutely irresistible?! "Thick eyebrows and hairy chests on men." "Men in jeans wearing cowboy boots 👢 hot!!" "McDonald's sausage McMuffin." "Puppy eyes!!" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It’s the absolute worst place to find out that your husband is cheating on you!! But it doesn’t stop there for Sophia!! Now this other woman wants her to show pity on their bad decisions! How nice would you be?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dez is getting closer and closer to cracking and getting her kids a pet. Exactly what animal is she thinking is best for their first pet though? We learn the origin or backstory if you will of a very popular nursery rhyme we all know and teach or kids. We're learning a lot of these nursery rhymes aren't exactly as merry as we all think!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What sends you into a meltdown? "People who don't return shopping carts!" "The second day of dirty dishes sitting in cold water in the sink with food sludge floating on top! I refuse to reach in and pull the plug." "The sound of my kids arguing in the backseat!" "Slow drivers, ugh they're the worst!!" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tiffany feels like her daughter is using her “mental health” as a way to avoid doing things she doesn’t want to do! But her husband has her daughter’s back and thinks she’s being insensitive! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What about you would shock us?! "Spent the last week caring for my boyfriend that just had a "Third leg" Implant." "I am the snack thief at work! No one has figured out who is stealing the snacks." "I was orphaned at 14 and kidnapped and was living like Rapunzel until I was 18. Found myself a new family that loved me and helped me heal. No one would know because I'm always laughing and smiling."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A new nation has been born and it's already declared war on #PidgeNation and Crisco has sucked Dez into his vortex and she's coming out an old woman!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What are you a little too obsessed with?! "Obsessed with Crisco! You know this... still having fantasy dreams about him & his big hands, big feet means big.......!!!" "I am obsessed with vacuuming. I like clean floors. I love the nice lines when you vacuum the carpet. I vacuum our hardwood floors daily." "I'm a little too obsessed with looking at houses I will never be able to afford online." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

When Lucy’s fiancé cheated on her a month before the wedding, she was relieved because she figured out who she was really in love with all along!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco's trip to Iceland is just around the corner and were worried he's not fully prepared and/or that he won't make it back! And there's one couple that Ryan's extremely jealous of and envious of their record.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What scares the crap out of you as an adult?! "I'm in my '30s and I'm still definitely afraid of weeds in water!" "When I hear a weird noise in my house, my brain immediately goes to "Aliens!" First and then oh maybe a burglar." "I'm scared to reach into the garbage disposal if something falls in there! even with no one around i fear it will turn on by itself." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Michelle is having a hard time supporting her father with his new love life! Should she let him give up everything for a woman he’s never met?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

How one woman prepares a sandwich is absolutely horrific and troubling. Plus, Dez bought her mom a really nice gift! Well, half a gift, her mom has to cover the other half.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What do you like to do that people find strange?! "I make and collect lifelike baby dolls. They look just like a real baby. When I'm sculpting I have baby body parts all over my kitchen. I dress them up and take pictures. This is why people think I'm strange." "I collect everything loons. Especially common loons. I hate when people call them ducks!" "I am obsessed being nude. I hate wearing cloths!" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Roslyn’s in-laws are in need of some major help! But do they have a right to ask her to give this up?! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dez finally fulfilled a lifelong dream she's been dying to do! What was her dream and what did she do? She finally crashed a wedding! Listen to her story here.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Write Us a Song Mr. Crisco Man. Most listeners of this show are familiar with the segment we do every Wednesday. We write a song for a small, local business every Wednesday, we have 24 hours and we present it to them the next day. We were on a hit streak, eight in a row, Ryan had to make the official ruling on if last week's song was a hit or a miss. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What happens when a Superguest stays at a Superhost's home?! Ryan spills the beans. Plus, how did Crisco injure his kibbles & bits at the Twins game?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s something you did and are glad there’s no photo proof? "Kidnapped a giant inflatable SpongeBob from Burger King, left a ransom note from plankton promised SpongeBob's return exchange for the Krabby patty secret formula." "I slept with my teacher after graduation." "Having full out unicorn while driving." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jordan’s been trying to get divorced for 3 years, you’ll never believe what’s holding it up?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What did you think you would get away with but didn’t? "I'm a social boozer and when I was pregnant with my first baby, I suddenly started drinking water. When I announced, people were like Duh." "In high school I had unicorn in the back of my car and I thought no one would ever know. Then my mom decided to do something she had never done before and clean out my car for me. She found a “protection” wrapper. Queue a very long and very awkward conversation about abstinence." "I let one rip in an elevator. I was the only other person in there so… I got busted."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco & Pidge are back with yet more awkward stories. They claim they're not the cause of the awkwardness, but you be the judge!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What instantly sets you off? "Slow walkers. Move out of my way!" "Open mouth chewing. Absolutely disgusting. Sets me off every time!" "When my husband tells me to "talk in calmer tones".See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Should Grace be worried about what her boyfriend has been doing behind her back? Are these red flags or is she overreacting?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We're learning women are much more comfortable and freer around each other than men are. Plus, we go over some Secrets from this morning that were just too shocking to say on-air this morning.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s the craziest thing anyone’s ever admitted to you?? "I once had a boss who told me he tricked his wife into marrying him. She was from another country, and she barely spoke English. She had no idea what she was agreeing to." "Right before my dad died, he told me and my siblings that there is another child that may reach out to them someday." "My cousin confessed that she wanted her ex to breakup her wedding."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Maggie’s Sister has always taken advantage of her generosity, but what she’s doing now could be the straw that breaks the Family’s back.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

When the Ry-Guy is not conducting us, this podcast can occasionally go off the rails. That may or may not be the case with today's podcast. I can promise you one thing though, we still have a ton of fun!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We all love Dez, but we also know she's not the best when it comes to organization. She's now looking for an email assistant. What's required of this job you ask? Well, quite simply just checking Dez's email for her. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What is the perk of your job that we would never know?? "At my work they do a week trip for 2 anywhere in the US every 10 years. My 10 year we went on an Alaskan Cruise!" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Christie’s husband has a new hobby that’s ticking off friends, family, coworkers, and especially his wife. Christie wants to know if she can list her husband over this?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco and Pidge had the time of their lives this weekend at multiple candy stores. Spent way too much money! And one man is trying to hire someone to hang out with his wife, so he can get some downtime.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.