Crisco, Dez & Wes

Has America just given up? People wear whatever they want, wherever they go. Have no cares of what they're doing in public. And how hasn't Sammy given up on Pidge?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What are you faking so you look good? "Faking that I don't want a man in my life when really I do!!" "I am the maid of honor in my soon to be sister-in-law's wedding, and I only said yes to look good to the in-laws." "My fake nails baby! They are natural looking and beautiful. Always worried one will pop off though 🤣"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

How are you supposed to handle the news when you find out your best friend secretly married your Ex-Wife?! But wait till you hear who was at the wedding!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s the most unattractive quality a person can have? "Poor hygiene, bad breath." "Being too controlling and expecting your partner to shut up and obey to everything they say... like you're not an actual person but more so a dog." "Being rude or mean to people in the service industry is the most unattractive quality."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

TJ tells us about her special Valentine's Day and her very detailed plans for retirement. Crisco on the other hand tells us how he managed to spend $100 on breakfast sandwiches.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What happened last night is reason enough for Theresa to end her marriage! But should she?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What lie have you believed for most of your life?! "I used to believe that chocolate truffles had actual mushrooms in them. I always thought truffles were fungus and it was gross to have chocolate mushrooms. Missed out on lots of good Xmas chocolates for many years :(" "I was told at the age of 22, who my father was just to find out at the age of 44 through ancestry that he’s not my father and somebody else is." "That fish can hear you talking when you're fishing so you can't talk in the boat, my grandpa told me and my sister that all our lives."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Apparently, Crisco has found the Holy Grail! Or so he says. We're not sure why, but as soon as T.J. joins the podcast it completely goes off the rails.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

#SexyFails "I was blindfolded in bed and he was spoon feeding me things like whipped cream, chocolate, strawberries, etc. when all the sudden he put ice cream in my mouth... which would have been fine, but it was Butter Pecan and I'm allergic to nuts. He had to stab me with my EpiPen and we ended up in the hospital all night...still in lingerie." "I attempted to send my boyfriend at the time a sexy message... I accidently sent it to my mom..." "Handcuffed him and then lost the key. We had to break him out three hours later."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Shannon is being offered money to disappear?! How much would it take for you to walk away from your life and go hide somewhere new?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Vacation Dez stops by to entertain us for a bit, and Crisco makes an astonishing admission! Plus, stick around to hear Dez speak with Kathy, Program Director for the YMCA.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What stupid hill are you willing to die on? "Taylor swift is overrated, I like her songs, but she's overrated." "Chicken wings are way too much work for far too little reward." "The Niners should have won the Superbowl and next year I need it to be Bengals vs. chiefs so Joey B will win and shut up Mahomes!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Family Duties are calling, and Terry would rather hide! Is he expected to step in because his dad is asking him to do so?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Never thought we'd be alive to see the day, but an American has become the first quadrillionaire to walk this earth! It's probably not what you'd expect though, you just have to hear the story.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We really couldn't be prouder of both Dez and Crisco! They both accomplished something we never ever thought they'd be able to do. We also go over some "not so safe for air" Secrets from this morning (When did they give you TMI?!).See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

When did they give you TMI?! "My grandma informed me (mid story) that my dad has a hat on his manhood... not something I wanted to know!" "When my mom told me that she and her ex-boyfriend went trolling downtown for a third party to engage in a little unicorn..." "#Secrets My son sent me a text that was meant for his girlfriend about what he was going to do to her the next time they were together. TMI!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The worst thing that could ever happen to any guy at a wedding just happened to Seth! But all he wants to talk about is what he’s got in his pocket right now!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What do you wish you could share your true feelings about? "My in-laws." "My boss is an incompetent B!" "I would love to scream at my snooty little "B" of a daughter-in-law about all the crap she's caused in our family for the last 14 years."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We all know Dez loves snooping on others. Well, now she's starting to worry others are snooping on her! Plus, you have to hear the lasted hilarious TikTok challenge.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

When were you mortified in public?! "I was talking to my daughter’s coach after a softball game. My dad decided to listen to the conversation and farted very loud." "My kids saw a lady with a patch over her eye. My daughter asked if she was a pirate...and before I could say anything, my son screamed AARRRRR!" "My son pee'd in the outdoor swimming pool at Lifetime. They had to get everyone out and shutdown the pool for the rest of the day. Absolutely mortified!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Teddy gave his boss an ultimatum and it backfired! How do you patch this back together without his wife finding out?!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ryan was invited on a one-of-a-kind trip that he immediately turned down. Pidge goes undercover for an investigation at 4:30 in the morning.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

#SensitiveSubjects "Towels... Yep." "Dogs in the bed with us. Do not bring it up to my spouse. What's the big deal?" "Can't talk about the fact that my mom dated my ex-fiancé."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Didi’s fiancé wants to make sure that the woman he’s marrying is going to live up to his expectations in the long run!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It was a huge day in Dez's household, and she couldn't be prouder of her kids. Pidge is feeling really guilty about something from his past!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

I can’t control myself when it comes to (blank) "I can't control myself when I see pastries or desserts with whipped cream!! Lovvvve whipped cream!!" "I cannot control myself when it comes to tattoos." "My wife! We've been together for a while, but I still can't help myself around her!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Nicole was ready to marry this guy until she found out one major detail! Is this something that needs to be sorted out before you say “I Do”?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Every-so-often we like to do a round of TIL (Today I Learned). This round was inspired by Dez and something she said to us yesterday. We thought it was a joke, but she was very serious!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

How do you feel when you meet someone with the same name as you? Do you immediately like them? Immediately feel competitive? People have all sorts of opinions, including Larry David. We hear from him and discuss.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A genius idea for a brand-new business is born live on this podcast and there's a lot of money to be made! Speaking of business, Crisco's brother wants Crisco to pay him to clean.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

You could never look at them the same since you learned...? "I was 40 when I found out my Aunt was born my Uncle." "I found out my coworker is a casual cocaine user." "That our female kitchen manager slept with one of our male coworkers who had just given his girlfriend a ring within a month."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Maggie’s secret that she buried years ago has reemerged! Does she face it or continue to hide so her husband never finds out?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Most embarrassing thing anyone ever asked you?! "Why is your face so red today? (Gee thanks, it's called rosacea.)" "While shopping with my son, his face came eye level with the back side of a very large woman. His eyes got really big and he said, "mom...why is her bum SOOOO big?!" "While at a family dinner my kid asked "mom, why did you sound like a puppy last night?"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dez is trying to avoid hitting "that age", but it may be too late! She's already talking about bunions and waking sure she has heating pads with her at all times. Plus, should Pidge really be in a book club?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The most unlikely person has been flirting HARD with Joanne’s boyfriend! And she’s starting to wonder if she should just let her have him!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Admit something bold right now! "I'm divorcing my husband after I get back from Hawaii." "I want to be an old lady super model! "Not bi, I just have needs."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Apparently Dez was a real hot commodity in Mexico and who knew green peppers could be such a touchy subject?!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What did you do once and would never do again?! "My husband and I created "a tape". Never again!" "Bungee jumping. they had to almost push me off the ledge. this was in New Zealand. I jumped out of a plane before the bungee jump and loved that though!" "Well... crack. Not for me, never again!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Nicole is tempted to give her husband an ultimatum to find out if he really truly wants to marry her or just hang out with his family?!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dez is back from her trip to Mexico and now she's really hoping the house she stayed in doesn't have cameras! Plus, for the second day in a row, Crystal makes a surprise visit. Well, not a surprise, but she's here and has plenty of venom to get out.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What were you not allowed to do as a kid but love doing as an adult? "Swearing. F bombs everywhere! My husband always asks me why I have to talk like a sailor all the time. I don't know, I just love to cuss like a lady." "Eating sugary foods whenever!!" "I love NOT making my bed!" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

One stupid choice on a work trip could have destroyed her marriage! Now Amy is left wondering if she needs to tell her husband what almost happened?!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ryan's friend recently realized something and proceeded to make a bold statement. Do you agree? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

After reading a story about a Father-In-Law offering a bride thousands of dollars to call off her wedding, it got us wondering, have any of our listeners ever been bribed by someone to do something maybe a little unethical? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

TJ joins us for one more podcast before Dez is back, and boy does she have some stuff to say. Plus, Crisco is only a couple months from turning 40 and it's already hitting him hard!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

I love (blank) and that will never change! "Redheads. They are the best!" "I love being a furry. Have been my entire life. I'm 37 now so it doesn't seem to be a phase." "I love straight lemon juice or eating raw lemons never gonna change!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kelly’s best friend just showed her a picture of the new guy she’s dating, and she nearly choked! Does she tell her why she knows him?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

You know it’s wrong, but you do it anyway! "I use my companies gas card to fill up my vehicle." "Jump in the sky priority line at the airport, even when I don't have it." "I connect with college guys. I’m 50. 😜"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We continue memorializing Moon! There are endless stories and each one if funnier than the last! Plus, we share some Secrets from this morning (What do you secretly wish to yourself?".See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's hard to believe that we had to make this announcement this morning. Our beloved KS95 legend Moon passed away late last night. Crisco, Dez, Ryan and Staci passed along the tough news this morning. If you missed it or would like to hear it again, here it is. The four shared some thoughts and favorite memories with Moon, as well a montage/tribute to Moon and his illustrious radio career. Our thoughts and condolences to Moon's family, and until we all meet again, thanks for all the laughs and cherished memories Moon, aka Big Daddy Rabbit!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.