Crisco, Dez & Wes

We discovered that Crisco is into a certain type of gal and he's definitely not afraid to let everyone know!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What big screw up did you never fess up to?? "When I was a kid, I accidentally told my dad’s boss something my dad said to me in private. I told it to his boss and he got fired." "I was cooking in high school and accidentally started a grease fire when my parents weren’t home. I told them it must’ve been a candle. They still don’t know to this day." "I was a delivery driver, and one day, I forgot to lock the back door of my truck. A few thousand dollars of merchandise was stolen from the truck. I never admitted that I had forgotten to lock it."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Is Daisy’s boyfriend retaliating because of her cat? Do you break up with someone you love over this?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco seems like he's on the verge of a breakdown and Dez's can't take his side just one time. Plus, Pidge learned something about his girlfriend this weekend that's really upset him.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dez just returned from a girl's weekend getaway and to no one's surprise, it was awkward and chaotic!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Divorces can get pretty ugly, and people can stoop pretty low but just wait till you hear this story! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What were you horrified to see?! "Saw a replica of what five pounds of body fat looks like. It was lumpy and bumpy and SO gross." "Evidence of my ex-husband cheating on me.... with a man. Texts, emails, and pictures! 🤮🤮🤮" "I was horrified to see my friends horse turning around getting ready to kick my then 10-year-old daughter. Thankfully I pulled her out of the way in time!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jennifer might have the craziest love him or list him dilemma yet! Do you continue dating someone after you find out this bombshell?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco and Pidge went to Treasure Island over the weekend and still aren't fully recovered!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What did you buy without asking?? "A very expensive hot tub with a tv in it at the state fair - "tipsy shopping" We didn't have the cash, so we had to sell some stock which after that sell, the stock went up a lot and my husband called my hot tub the $150,000 hot tub even though it was $10,000." "See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Michael's fiancé just dropped a major bombshell on him that seemingly came out of nowhere. He's never seen this side of her and now he's questioning everything!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What makes you such a hot mess?! "I'm a hot mess because I'm totally failing at this mom thing!!!! They lied when they say that kids get better when they get older and school age!!" "I'm a hot mess because I rum the house, kids, husband and everything that entails. I'm an elementary teacher of 26 second graders." "Wearing white, spilt coffee all over on my drive to work. Happens every time. Why do I wear white?"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It appears the Crisco effect has hit River. Plus, Crisco's brother is asking for the tiniest favor from him and Crisco refuses. Why? He's just asking for a chance to better his life and Crisco keeps denying him that opportunity.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Nobody knows that you do it almost every day! "I bought a mouse mover and use it every day to take a longer break from my brain sucking energy draining job." "Mary Jane before work, break at work and after work lol." "I take naughty pictures at work for my boyfriend every day." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Molly’s family is really hoping she reconsiders marrying her fiancé! They are fairly confident that he’s no better than his mother and she’s a home wrecker!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We answer some more "Ask Us Anything" questions and Pidge and Pudge of a big adventure planned for this weekend!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What are you unwilling to admit that you used to do?! "I worked as a stripper when I was young and thin. Not something I share with my kids!!!" "I used to frequent unicorn parties with multiple friends." "I used to work as a male escort in my 20's. Maybe a special massage therapist too."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

All the sudden Dez has got it bad for Ryan! And what did Crisco do that caused someone to flip him off?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What makes you Minnesotan? Ryan has one thing that definitely makes him a full-blooded Minnesotan.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What's the most ridiculous fights you have with your partner? Ryan and Pidge are both having stupid fights with their significant other and we need them settled! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What did you use them for?! "Unicorn and it was the best of my life!!!" "Used them for their pool and lavish trips. Turns out they were running a Ponzi scheme for all their "wealth." "I used an ex of mine twice that I knew loved me still for a place to stay when my wife kicked me out."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Vic is struggling with doing the right thing! Should he co-sign a lease with the woman that cheated on him because she has nowhere else to live?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Has America just given up? People wear whatever they want, wherever they go. Have no cares of what they're doing in public. And how hasn't Sammy given up on Pidge?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What are you faking so you look good? "Faking that I don't want a man in my life when really I do!!" "I am the maid of honor in my soon to be sister-in-law's wedding, and I only said yes to look good to the in-laws." "My fake nails baby! They are natural looking and beautiful. Always worried one will pop off though 🤣"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

How are you supposed to handle the news when you find out your best friend secretly married your Ex-Wife?! But wait till you hear who was at the wedding!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s the most unattractive quality a person can have? "Poor hygiene, bad breath." "Being too controlling and expecting your partner to shut up and obey to everything they say... like you're not an actual person but more so a dog." "Being rude or mean to people in the service industry is the most unattractive quality."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

TJ tells us about her special Valentine's Day and her very detailed plans for retirement. Crisco on the other hand tells us how he managed to spend $100 on breakfast sandwiches.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What happened last night is reason enough for Theresa to end her marriage! But should she?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What lie have you believed for most of your life?! "I used to believe that chocolate truffles had actual mushrooms in them. I always thought truffles were fungus and it was gross to have chocolate mushrooms. Missed out on lots of good Xmas chocolates for many years :(" "I was told at the age of 22, who my father was just to find out at the age of 44 through ancestry that he’s not my father and somebody else is." "That fish can hear you talking when you're fishing so you can't talk in the boat, my grandpa told me and my sister that all our lives."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Apparently, Crisco has found the Holy Grail! Or so he says. We're not sure why, but as soon as T.J. joins the podcast it completely goes off the rails.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

#SexyFails "I was blindfolded in bed and he was spoon feeding me things like whipped cream, chocolate, strawberries, etc. when all the sudden he put ice cream in my mouth... which would have been fine, but it was Butter Pecan and I'm allergic to nuts. He had to stab me with my EpiPen and we ended up in the hospital all night...still in lingerie." "I attempted to send my boyfriend at the time a sexy message... I accidently sent it to my mom..." "Handcuffed him and then lost the key. We had to break him out three hours later."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Shannon is being offered money to disappear?! How much would it take for you to walk away from your life and go hide somewhere new?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Vacation Dez stops by to entertain us for a bit, and Crisco makes an astonishing admission! Plus, stick around to hear Dez speak with Kathy, Program Director for the YMCA.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What stupid hill are you willing to die on? "Taylor swift is overrated, I like her songs, but she's overrated." "Chicken wings are way too much work for far too little reward." "The Niners should have won the Superbowl and next year I need it to be Bengals vs. chiefs so Joey B will win and shut up Mahomes!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Family Duties are calling, and Terry would rather hide! Is he expected to step in because his dad is asking him to do so?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Never thought we'd be alive to see the day, but an American has become the first quadrillionaire to walk this earth! It's probably not what you'd expect though, you just have to hear the story.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We really couldn't be prouder of both Dez and Crisco! They both accomplished something we never ever thought they'd be able to do. We also go over some "not so safe for air" Secrets from this morning (When did they give you TMI?!).See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

When did they give you TMI?! "My grandma informed me (mid story) that my dad has a hat on his manhood... not something I wanted to know!" "When my mom told me that she and her ex-boyfriend went trolling downtown for a third party to engage in a little unicorn..." "#Secrets My son sent me a text that was meant for his girlfriend about what he was going to do to her the next time they were together. TMI!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The worst thing that could ever happen to any guy at a wedding just happened to Seth! But all he wants to talk about is what he’s got in his pocket right now!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What do you wish you could share your true feelings about? "My in-laws." "My boss is an incompetent B!" "I would love to scream at my snooty little "B" of a daughter-in-law about all the crap she's caused in our family for the last 14 years."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We all know Dez loves snooping on others. Well, now she's starting to worry others are snooping on her! Plus, you have to hear the lasted hilarious TikTok challenge.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

When were you mortified in public?! "I was talking to my daughter’s coach after a softball game. My dad decided to listen to the conversation and farted very loud." "My kids saw a lady with a patch over her eye. My daughter asked if she was a pirate...and before I could say anything, my son screamed AARRRRR!" "My son pee'd in the outdoor swimming pool at Lifetime. They had to get everyone out and shutdown the pool for the rest of the day. Absolutely mortified!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Teddy gave his boss an ultimatum and it backfired! How do you patch this back together without his wife finding out?!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ryan was invited on a one-of-a-kind trip that he immediately turned down. Pidge goes undercover for an investigation at 4:30 in the morning.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

#SensitiveSubjects "Towels... Yep." "Dogs in the bed with us. Do not bring it up to my spouse. What's the big deal?" "Can't talk about the fact that my mom dated my ex-fiancé."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Didi’s fiancé wants to make sure that the woman he’s marrying is going to live up to his expectations in the long run!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It was a huge day in Dez's household, and she couldn't be prouder of her kids. Pidge is feeling really guilty about something from his past!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

I can’t control myself when it comes to (blank) "I can't control myself when I see pastries or desserts with whipped cream!! Lovvvve whipped cream!!" "I cannot control myself when it comes to tattoos." "My wife! We've been together for a while, but I still can't help myself around her!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Nicole was ready to marry this guy until she found out one major detail! Is this something that needs to be sorted out before you say “I Do”?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Every-so-often we like to do a round of TIL (Today I Learned). This round was inspired by Dez and something she said to us yesterday. We thought it was a joke, but she was very serious!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.