Crisco, Dez & Wes

What’s something weird you collect or are into? "I collect my birds feathers." "Shoes. I am a sneaker head. I have 300 plus and counting." "Pez dispensers. I have over 4,000 of them." "I collect vintage glass and make Oriole feeders and Bird baths."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Judy is in one of the most uncomfortable situations with the family of a guy she was dating, how does she get away without causing even more heartache for them?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What is your irrational fear?! "Swimming pool drains." "Moths... they truly dive bomb you and get their nasty dust all over you!" "Someone is going to grab my leg from under the bed!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Courtney is starting to feel like she is being taken advantage of by friends but this time they've gone too far! And now she has a big decision to make.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco admitted earlier today that he shares utensils with his dogs. Now he has a really bad cough and we're thinking he may have caught a case of kennel cough from one of his dogs. Wes has a very open and honest relationship with his kids and shares something his daughter recently taught him.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What makes you gross?? "My belly button!! Since losing 160lbs it almost always gets moist and is so freaking stinky. I can't handle the smell of myself!! It's funny to ask the husband and kid to do a belly button check though! Ick lmao." "I sweat way too much to not wear any deodorant." "Two words... Pee Bottle."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dana always wants to support her son but what he has to do with his football team for a fundraiser has her a little uneasy.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco's ran into the same problem multiple times now in the recent past and now he's wondering, who's the blank hole in this situation and what should he do if he's stuck in this situation again?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco put a knife into Pidge's heart this morning and Dez saw something Friday that will stick in her mind for the rest of her life!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

#UnpopularOpinions "The earth is flat (probably very unpopular!!)" "Mega toilet paper rolls are overrated. They don't fit on the holders!" "Crocks with socks - I'm just saying."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Zach has had a hard life outside of one person that has always been there for him, what he does next could ruin that too.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Listeners sent in their own jokes, and we had our favorite comedian Maggie Ferris come in and roast us on their behalf. Hope you enjoy!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s the most embarrassing thing your Dad does?? "Everyone thought my dad was hot and that he was my brother. So embarrassing!" "My dad would walk around in his whitey tighties, grabbing his junk as he sang Eminem I'm the real slim shady... he still does it and I'm 36." "My dad's sneezes are so embarrassing. They are over-the-top and so loud! I don't think you realized just the severity of how loud his sneezes are. They vibrate the walls in the house. It was so embarrassing when I had friends over. "See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wes bought Crisco a gift not out of the kindness of his heart, he bought it to prove to all of us he can buy things when his wife is not around. Plus, there's now a fun new test that will immediately tell you what generation someone's from. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

If you came with a warning, what would it be?? "Explodes when pushed." "Warning, will hug you be prepared, hug it out, hug life!" "My warning would be No Filter and will call you out on your crap." "I may be a little lady, but I toot like a man!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wes has a new NON friendly radio game for us! Plus we try the latest Tik Tok food trend that Wes brought in.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

If you came with a warning, what would it be?? "I love my dog more than any human!! SSSHHHHH I'm married and have kids...🤣😂😉" "That I love her more than my significant other 😮" "Only my dog knows that I barely try at work."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Denise wants to do something for her convenience, but her husband is not happy about it, should he even have a say on this?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dez Introduces us to Minnow & Cooch and Crisco introduces us to freeze dried candy.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What awkward thing do you do that weirds people out? "I eat popcorn and Cheetos with my hand inside a sandwich bag like a glove." "I put pickles on a peanut butter and jelly sandwich." "I way over share!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Our 3rd Annual Buck$ for Babe is underway. Dan Stoltz from Blaze Credit Union and Rachel from The Bond Between join us to give us all the details and even issue us a challenge.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wes' son recently graduated (congratulations!) from high school. Wes being the adult child he is couldn't just let his son walk on stage and accept his diploma without giving him a dare first...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tanya and her boyfriend do something nightly that makes her friends cringe, is she normal or would you say heck no???See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Due to special circumstances. unfortunately, we were not able to do a podcast today. Please enjoy this lookback and we'll be back tomorrow!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What will your children never find out about you? "My kids will never know that when I was in high school, I was dating a married man." "My kids' dad cheated on me multiple times with a man after coming out as gay." "My future kids will never find out about the time their uncles and I built a snowman on the roof of our house when we were in high school."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Daphne and her husband are in a sleep divorce, and she is worried that his next step my push them to a permanent divorce, does she put her for down?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever done in public without anyone noticing?? "My ski sweater got wrapped around the tow rope skiing, I got lifted all the way up to the bull wheel and Ski Patrol had to get up on a ladder and cut me down!! Oof." "I left the ladies room with toilet paper from covering the seat, stuck in my pants. It dragged behind me as I walked down the hall back to my table were my husband said, "what is that?" "I got traveler's "upset tummy" on the way back from deployment and had to throw out the undies in the Baltimore airport."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Pidge is diagnosed by all Crisco, Dez & Wes. Plus, we can't figure out why Wes' wife is just not in to him that much? Sorry, we understand why, we can't count all the reasons why.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What are you saving up for to buy behind your significant others back? "A dumpster to throw crap away... he is a pack rat!" "Surprise 45th birthday-day trip to the Caribbean. Flight, 5-star villa, golf, beach, boating, etc. All paid. He won't spend a dime. And he knows NOTHING ABOUT IT!" "Engagement ring. I'm sick of waiting for him to propose. It's 2024, women can propose, too!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Nathan can’t believe the words that are coming out of his mouth about intimacy, should he go to this extreme to get his needs fulfilled.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco finally hit the nail on the head when it comes to Wes' doppelganger and pretty sure we just "invented" the best sandwich of all-time!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

#I’mThatPerson "I'm that person that will correct your grammar." "I'm the person who makes it clear to guests that I'd like them to leave by nine!" "I ring up organic produce as regular produce in the self-checkout."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What Daphnes husband did when she was gone would make most people freak out… she wants us to settle their fight!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco and Wes are not getting along today and what some people find acceptable nowadays is... well you be the judge.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dez got a shower from her friend, it wasn't a baby shower and it's probably not what you're thinking. Plus, Crisco really indulged himself over his vacation.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Henry is wondering if all parents have a favorite child and what to do about his freeloading brother.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A listener sent us a text with what we thought was a great idea! A listener roast. As in, listeners send in all their jokes and roast all of us. So, if you want to get in on the roast of Crisco, Dez, Wes & Pidge, email your roast joke(s) to [email protected] Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco was out on vacation last week and little did we know he wasn't just sitting in his basement (the entire time), he was out saving lives.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Tooth Fairy visited Dez's house the other night and now Dez has some questions.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

I know it’s bad for me but I will always blank? "I know it's bad for me, but I will always let Minnesota sports teams dictate how I feel based on how they're playing." "Smoking the devil's lettuce isn’t good for me, but I still do that daily 🤷🏼‍♀️" "I will always eat my pint of jellybeans almost every day!!!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Biggest pet Peeve about your partner? "My husband constantly asks me to find something - his wallet, his keys, his jacket, - and he never takes 1/2 second to look for himself. IM NOT YOUR MAID!" "Too many to count after being married 35 years this year. He's always hot (so our house is always cold), always pacing, has to mix his protein drink thing the second he's done working out...dripping sweat...ick." "He says them incorrectly. "I need to get them files before the meeting." Can you hear my internal screaming???"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Brittany and her husband are fighting over what their neighbors doing! How does she resolve this issue while keeping everyone happy at the same time?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

🍆🍑❤️😉 - You just have to listen to understand these Secrets 🤣 "Response: I don't know what this means and neither does anyone else in the office." "Sent the emojis to my husband. He said, eggplant? That's a penis.... 😆" "My husband said: "aren't you 37 weeks pregnant? How will that work?" "So should I come home for lunch or just leave early?"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wes is having an inner-dilemma after something his son said to him. Dez is having a dilemma over something VERY different she said to Taylor!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What are you oddly obsessed with? "Cute cows with bangs!!" "I live off hummus and use q tips every time after a shower." "I'm oddly obsessed with eating banana peels; the texture is so good!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kelly is having a major issue with a new "system" her company just implemented! She doesn't know what to do, so she's turning to you.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

TJ has started gardening with her daughter, but her daughter was a little shocked to learn what their soil was made of.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What will you never admit to?! "I was in a fitting room and tried on a sports bra that was way too small and complicated. Could not get it off to save my life. Ended up five-finger discounting it and wearing it home until I could cut it off my body." "I will never admit when I'm wrong. I full on know It's something I need to work on." "I will never admit to husband how often I play around when he's gone."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Fiona is having cold feet about her upcoming wedding and thinking of ex’s all the time, is she normal?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Pidge accidentally glued his mouth shut and our in-house influencer TJ got a taste of her own influencer medicine.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.