Crisco, Dez & Wes

Madeline's husband is sick and unfortunately going to pass, but where he wants to have his final resting place is a little disturbing to her.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Are we all getting a little too close with each other? Us four have been sharing some intimate moments lately. Crisco won 12K at Treasure Island over the weekend and shares the story.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What did you do that you hope your kids don’t repeat? " I hope my kids don't have to repeat the same strong boundaries with me that I had to set with my mom." "My wife ran away and joined the carnival when she was 18... I sure hope my kid doesn't do that too..." "See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Michelle is having a very unique dilemma and is wondering if she should continue down this road or give up and move on.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Free for All Friday! "I'm in a polyamorous relationship. My husband encouraged me to try dating a woman as I'm bisexual and while he's not interested in dating anyone else it's been a weird wild experience." "I had a unicorn dream about Crisco and it was INTENSE!" "I slept with my best friend's ex-boyfriend."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wes is losing anything cool about him more and more every day. Is Crisco the most eligible bachelor in town?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What do you find oddly hot?? "When a woman has a little hoarse voice." "When my husband is standing certain way with the tailgate of the truck open and figuring something out. Dang!" "Dad bods. Muscles are overrated."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Denise’s husband has been kind of a cleft. But what he wants to steal now may push her to the breaking point!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We're starting to wonder if Wes is actually a serial killer and Dez has a new business venture she's pondering!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s the weirdest thing about your body? "I have a back tooth that's a monster! Every hygienist and dentist comments about how big it is (I think 2 are fused together)" "The ligaments in my pinky fingers are too short so I can't straighten my pinkies all the way." "About 10 years ago my body decided to start growing an extra bone off my first rib. It was growing up inside my collarbone to the point where it was cutting off the nerves to my left hand and I had to have surgery to cut it out."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jamie was doing some investigating on her boyfriend’s Instagram and what she found has her quite troubled. Would it bother you as well?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dez recently had quite the experience at a gad party near her and Wes is worried he could get in trouble by law enforcement for something he's doing inside his home...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco recently took a trip to Seattle and came back with some amazing stories. This one he wasn't planning on sharing, but decided he would. Thank God he did because it's hilarious!!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dez had another accident at work. She's ok, but we're starting to think maybe she should just walk around in bubble wrap.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Joanne thinks her sister is scamming her weekly, you'll be shocked at what her sister is asking her to pay for!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s something you hope never comes out about you or your family? "My husband thinks all our kids are his. They are not... he has zero sperm count. I had his brother donate sperm and did artificial inseminated..." "My husband and I changed the guardians for our kids on our will and haven't told ANYBODY!" "When I was in my 20's, I decided to try modeling, nude. The pictures were never used, me and the photographer are the only ones that know about them, and I hope they are never found. Embarrassing."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco tells an absolutely hilarious story from his Seattle trip and Dez learned something about Crisco, Wes and Pidge this morning and she is still in shock!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

#SexyFails "I told my husband, the bed was on fire and he took it as a compliment, but the reality was a candle tipped over and the bed actually was on fire!" "My ex and I brought toys into the bedroom. We were going at it. It got stuck... Try explaining that to the ER doctor." "Found out I have a deep belly button when my wife drizzled caramel sauce on my stomach. Holy sticky mess!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sally heard us talking about swingers last week, now she is considering doing it but with whom may cause a ton of drama for her and her boyfriend!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s the most frustrating or annoying thing about your partner or spouse? "So many annoying things that I left him!" "The unicorn, the focus, but mostly the unicorn." "He needs the constant attention from other woman." "The most annoying thing about my fiancé is that he never shaves his unibrow & he doesn't understand anxiety."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Fate is a funny thing and we're realizing we're just a bunch of basic b's.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s the most uncomfortable conversation you’ve had to have with someone? "My uncomfortable conversation was, I no longer want you to be one of my bridesmaids." "Had to tell someone that the cologne they "bathed" in was giving me migraines." "Had to speak to a team member about her inappropriate use of company email with the man she was having an affair with… even worse, my mother-in-law worked with her husband."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

James is pretty upset with his neighbor and what his daughter is being blamed for, how does he remedy the situation without destroying her self-esteem!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco gives Wes all he can handle during this podcast, possibly more. He also asks all of us a very personal, though provoking question.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What bad habit can’t you quit? "Getting coffee at Caribou or Starbucks!!!" "Saying the word "actually". "I can't stop saying my intrusive thoughts out loud and boy are they weird!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Reese’s brother-in-law wants to renew his vows with her sister, she thinks it isn’t a good idea because of their behavior but she may also have ulterior motives.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wes pretty much gets no respect from his daughter, rightfully so. Plus, the fair food was announced today, so we figured today was the perfect day to warn Wes about regarding the upcoming fair.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

While in Seattle, Crisco decided to get a nice, relaxing massage. It turned out to be anything but that!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Pidge was recently at a cabin with his family when his dad offered to let him take his boat out for a drive. We'll just say, the boat didn't return in the same condition it took off in and Pidge was covered in glass.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

If you see something, are you really supposed to say something? Or do you mind your own damn business? Laurie and her friend disagree on how to handle this!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What do you wish you would have done earlier in life? "I wish I married my first fiancé instead of the one I did (…the one I am still married to!)" "I wish I had saved more for retirement." "I wish I would've broken up with my ex sooner. Instead of having an affair with my now fiancé."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Pidge is back from vacation and Dez is pondering carrying weapons for self-defense on her!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Carly is worried her daughter isn't her daughter and it's causing a fight between her and her husband. What should she do?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Where is the naughtiest place you’ve done it? "Church parking lot. In the grass. Lots of mosquito bites." "On a desk in a police station." "My college bf and I 20 years ago had a sexcapade across campus including the library, football stadium, an elevator in the psych building and many others."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

One of our favorite musicians, Knox joins us at the beginning of the podcast. Plus, why is Wes upset with TJ, Dez AND even Pidge?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

#WeaponizedIncompetence "I purposely pretend like I don't know how to clean fish so my wife will do it." "I refuse to learn how to drive the riding lawnmower, so my husband has to mow." "I tell my husband that I can't mop the floor because of my arthritis in my wrist and it's too painful. And I could definitely mop, but I hate it. hehe"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Grace wants her husband in the delivery room with her, but her husband has one request.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

TJ nearly suffered a panic attack grocery shopping and we now know why Dez and TJ's kids would rather be with their grandparents than their own parents.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What do you find oddly satisfying?! "Oddly satisfying is vacuum cleaner lines!" "Walking through crunchy leaves or fresh white snow." "Oddly satisfying I lay in my hot tub and watch the cottonwood float by. I know ppl hate it but I think it's magical."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Brenda is fighting with her brother over money she feels he owes her. Does she stand her ground and risk a family war?!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Why did Pidge threaten Wes this morning and Dez, Wes and Pidge are very impressed with TJ's mom!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Listeners send us their questions about us and we answer them!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Some people on this show are starting to believe Wes is trying to turn everybody in this building against us. Us as in Crisco, Dez & Pidge. Are his actions lawful or awful?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Keith thinks there’s a lot of red flags popping up in his relationship, but is he just paranoid?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What did you find snooping? "Found adult videos, the entire hamper full in parents' room!" "Was snooping around and found where my mom stashed all the Christmas gifts lol." "Found my dad's magic grass in his desk drawer at home." "I came home from college and saw an interesting looking cover on a rental VHS that looked different sitting on their nightstand. I'll just say, it was a video just for my parents."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wes is fed up with the world and Dez just continues to do Dez things!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Alison husband is very upset with her over something that seems really stupid, until you find out the real reason.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What do you wish you didn’t inherit from your parents? "I wish I didn't inherit my sports team's fandoms. Just so much losing." "Wish I didn't inherit my flat butt." "Anxiety, belly fat & my George Washington nose bump!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What are your Beige Flags? "He refuses to trim up his old man ear hair!" "My husband's beige flag is it he will make snarky comments about my online shopping while at the same time enjoying using those things!" "My spouse never closes cabinet doors when she's done going in them."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We have a round table discussion answering some personal questions and there's one dad out there we're really feeling bad for right now.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.