Crisco, Dez & Wes

What Daphnes husband did when she was gone would make most people freak out… she wants us to settle their fight!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco and Wes are not getting along today and what some people find acceptable nowadays is... well you be the judge.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dez got a shower from her friend, it wasn't a baby shower and it's probably not what you're thinking. Plus, Crisco really indulged himself over his vacation.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Henry is wondering if all parents have a favorite child and what to do about his freeloading brother.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A listener sent us a text with what we thought was a great idea! A listener roast. As in, listeners send in all their jokes and roast all of us. So, if you want to get in on the roast of Crisco, Dez, Wes & Pidge, email your roast joke(s) to [email protected] Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco was out on vacation last week and little did we know he wasn't just sitting in his basement (the entire time), he was out saving lives.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Tooth Fairy visited Dez's house the other night and now Dez has some questions.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

I know it’s bad for me but I will always blank? "I know it's bad for me, but I will always let Minnesota sports teams dictate how I feel based on how they're playing." "Smoking the devil's lettuce isn’t good for me, but I still do that daily 🤷🏼‍♀️" "I will always eat my pint of jellybeans almost every day!!!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Biggest pet Peeve about your partner? "My husband constantly asks me to find something - his wallet, his keys, his jacket, - and he never takes 1/2 second to look for himself. IM NOT YOUR MAID!" "Too many to count after being married 35 years this year. He's always hot (so our house is always cold), always pacing, has to mix his protein drink thing the second he's done working out...dripping sweat...ick." "He says them incorrectly. "I need to get them files before the meeting." Can you hear my internal screaming???"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Brittany and her husband are fighting over what their neighbors doing! How does she resolve this issue while keeping everyone happy at the same time?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

🍆🍑❤️😉 - You just have to listen to understand these Secrets 🤣 "Response: I don't know what this means and neither does anyone else in the office." "Sent the emojis to my husband. He said, eggplant? That's a penis.... 😆" "My husband said: "aren't you 37 weeks pregnant? How will that work?" "So should I come home for lunch or just leave early?"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wes is having an inner-dilemma after something his son said to him. Dez is having a dilemma over something VERY different she said to Taylor!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What are you oddly obsessed with? "Cute cows with bangs!!" "I live off hummus and use q tips every time after a shower." "I'm oddly obsessed with eating banana peels; the texture is so good!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kelly is having a major issue with a new "system" her company just implemented! She doesn't know what to do, so she's turning to you.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

TJ has started gardening with her daughter, but her daughter was a little shocked to learn what their soil was made of.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What will you never admit to?! "I was in a fitting room and tried on a sports bra that was way too small and complicated. Could not get it off to save my life. Ended up five-finger discounting it and wearing it home until I could cut it off my body." "I will never admit when I'm wrong. I full on know It's something I need to work on." "I will never admit to husband how often I play around when he's gone."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Fiona is having cold feet about her upcoming wedding and thinking of ex’s all the time, is she normal?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Pidge accidentally glued his mouth shut and our in-house influencer TJ got a taste of her own influencer medicine.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco and Dez went out to dinner with each other the other night and another couple couldn't help but notice them. They also couldn't help the way they reacted when they thought Crisco and Dez were a couple.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We all inherit traits from our parents, at birth and as we grow older. Some traits are good, others aren't so great. Or if you're Dez, most the traits you pass on to your children aren't necessarily "great".See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What have you vowed to never do again?! "Give birth. One and done." "Living in a HOA. Never again!" "Jagermeister. Enough said."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ellen is a little hurt by the way her friend reciprocated a favor she did for her. Should she end their friendship over this though? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What is the most annoying thing about your coworker? "My coworker is a misogynist. He also talks over me and argued everything I say. He's terrible!" "My co-worker snores, drinks his water so loudly, takes his lunch at the same time every day, and expects me to cuddle him every time I sit down.....yes he's my dog, and yes he's the bestest boy in the world! 🐶 💙" "My coworker's a total idiot! He had to ask if he needed to take a staple out of a stack of papers before he ran them through the scanner. He's pants are way too short AND tight and his body is shaped like a potato!!! Oh. Was I only supposed to say one?"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What do you do that you hide from your partner? "I hide that I donate plasma from my husband, he thinks I will die from donating... I donate to make $$" "Spend too much money 😬my spouse doesn't look at the bank account and I'm in charge of our money. I probably shouldn't be..." "I hide from my partner the fact that she's getting fat and that I love it. I constantly encourage her to indulge and deny that she's putting on weight, while absolutely loving her new big body."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Gabby is feeling a little insecure about who she’s dating. There is a big difference between them and she’s wondering if it’s even OK before she meets his momSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Another one of Crisco's family members set a record that may never be touched and finally, a diet plan we can all stick to!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s your weird phobia? "I cannot have a person walk within 200ft behind. It scares the heebee geebees out of me! I am a 62 year old male and I have this phobia since I was 5." "JUNEBUGS!! Such a horrible irrational fear! I have scars trying to escape from being near them!!" "Ordering stuff on the internet. I'm always terrified I'll get hacked."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Nicole really doesn’t want to do something and her friends, family and co-workers say it makes her a bad mom, should she have to just to make them happy?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco has been asked/demanded by the big boss to do something that's breaking his heart to do! Wes just continues to prove how weird he is.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Craig’s wife has a strange request that most people would say no to immediately. Should he put his foot down or stay quiet and keep his wife happy?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Things you think people judge you for?! "Always judged for my blue hair and lots of piercings. Also, for having three baby dads lol." "Driving a hail damaged car. Why not get a deal on driving a golf ball." "People judge me for my resting b face. I’m actually a pleasant person when you get to know me."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Is Crisco really the only normal one for a change? And Crisco and Pidge take superstition to a whole new level!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What makes you look back and Cringe? "What makes me look back and cringe? Pretty much most of my life. I'm a walking regret list." "I cringe when I look back to my college years and thinking I was so cool for binge drinking so much. I was really just sloppy." "I look back and cringe at my own taste in men!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Mandy has been doing something that she doesn’t think he’s cheating but she also doesn’t think her husband would be OK with it...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

#FessUpFriday "I am falling for another man, and I haven't gotten my divorce yet..." "42 days until I get to see the American Queen Taylor Swift in Dublin!" "I am physically at the office, but mentally checked out."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Is Wes a bit of a hypocrite when it comes to the advice he's giving to others? As far as we can tell, he's not even living by the advice he's dishing out.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Christine has an offer that might sound too good to be true and she needs to know if she should take him up on it.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What is your Ultimate Temptation? "Ultimate temptation is sleep." "Bottom heavy, plus size women... Dez." "My temptation... my FWB and hotel unicorn!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A giant sock debate has struck a nerve with many, is Crisco finally the cool one? And what's the one song we're not ever allowed to listen to or reference around and why?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Knows something about their boss that they are holding as leverage. "I had a boss that rejected a wage increase for ALL employees because it took money out of HIS bonus, and HE NEVER TOLD US." "My coworker, who was hired 4 months ago, is planning her move to Germany and only I know." "My boss is a two-faced witch. Caught her in many lies and I recorded all of them. Lie that could destroy the company."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Scott is trying to figure out if he’s unintentionally being a creep or if his ex-wife is setting him up for failure.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco shares a fun story about a blast from the past and Wes tells us about the multiple times he's been hit by a car!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What's small but will immediately send you into a #MiniMeltdown? "When people don't use their turn signal!" "I can't stand the sound of people chewing gum - my family knows and will spit it out when I'm around 😂" "When my internet isn't working!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Melanie was wanting to spice things up in her marriage and is now worried that she’s ruined everything!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco and Dez were both on their A game this weekend but were playing very different games!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What gives you the Icks? "Men who wink give me the icks." "It gives me the icks to when I'm standing there talking to somebody and they have a drop of snot in their nose and they don't remove it and just keep talking like they can't feel it." "Icks. My husband. Seriously!!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Becca is having her dream wedding, except her family is having a problem with one particular thing. Should she stand her ground or does her family have a valid point?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s the most embarrassing thing your Mom has ever done? "My mom asked for vacuum cleaner bags for her Regina. They were the letter P. So, she asked for P bags for her Re-Jina." "When I was young, my mom got tipsy at a party and someone dared her to take out her dentures and say, "ehhhhhh" like Fonzie!" "I walked in on her having unicorn with my 19-year-old guy friend.... I was 15. Horrifying!!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco received some advice that he's not so sure he should follow through with, you be the judge. Plus, it’s Mental Health Awareness Month and Dez visits with HealthPartner’s Director of Behavioral Health in the St Croix Valley, Peter Vandusartz.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s so juicy you’d put it in your book as the lead story? "I almost got murdered in a basement by a homeless man posing as a landlord." "i was put up for adoption as a child and didn't know my biological parents. at the age of 18 i hooked up with my biological father without realizing he was my father." "Several years ago, I went to a spicy male dancer event. The milk chocolate star on the show swat was performing. He came over to my place after the show was done and spent the night. The BEST night of my life!!!!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.