Crisco, Dez & Wes

Carly is worried her daughter isn't her daughter and it's causing a fight between her and her husband. What should she do?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Where is the naughtiest place you’ve done it? "Church parking lot. In the grass. Lots of mosquito bites." "On a desk in a police station." "My college bf and I 20 years ago had a sexcapade across campus including the library, football stadium, an elevator in the psych building and many others."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

One of our favorite musicians, Knox joins us at the beginning of the podcast. Plus, why is Wes upset with TJ, Dez AND even Pidge?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

#WeaponizedIncompetence "I purposely pretend like I don't know how to clean fish so my wife will do it." "I refuse to learn how to drive the riding lawnmower, so my husband has to mow." "I tell my husband that I can't mop the floor because of my arthritis in my wrist and it's too painful. And I could definitely mop, but I hate it. hehe"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Grace wants her husband in the delivery room with her, but her husband has one request.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

TJ nearly suffered a panic attack grocery shopping and we now know why Dez and TJ's kids would rather be with their grandparents than their own parents.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What do you find oddly satisfying?! "Oddly satisfying is vacuum cleaner lines!" "Walking through crunchy leaves or fresh white snow." "Oddly satisfying I lay in my hot tub and watch the cottonwood float by. I know ppl hate it but I think it's magical."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Brenda is fighting with her brother over money she feels he owes her. Does she stand her ground and risk a family war?!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Why did Pidge threaten Wes this morning and Dez, Wes and Pidge are very impressed with TJ's mom!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Listeners send us their questions about us and we answer them!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Some people on this show are starting to believe Wes is trying to turn everybody in this building against us. Us as in Crisco, Dez & Pidge. Are his actions lawful or awful?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Keith thinks there’s a lot of red flags popping up in his relationship, but is he just paranoid?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What did you find snooping? "Found adult videos, the entire hamper full in parents' room!" "Was snooping around and found where my mom stashed all the Christmas gifts lol." "Found my dad's magic grass in his desk drawer at home." "I came home from college and saw an interesting looking cover on a rental VHS that looked different sitting on their nightstand. I'll just say, it was a video just for my parents."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wes is fed up with the world and Dez just continues to do Dez things!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Alison husband is very upset with her over something that seems really stupid, until you find out the real reason.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What do you wish you didn’t inherit from your parents? "I wish I didn't inherit my sports team's fandoms. Just so much losing." "Wish I didn't inherit my flat butt." "Anxiety, belly fat & my George Washington nose bump!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What are your Beige Flags? "He refuses to trim up his old man ear hair!" "My husband's beige flag is it he will make snarky comments about my online shopping while at the same time enjoying using those things!" "My spouse never closes cabinet doors when she's done going in them."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We have a round table discussion answering some personal questions and there's one dad out there we're really feeling bad for right now.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s something weird you collect or are into? "I collect my birds feathers." "Shoes. I am a sneaker head. I have 300 plus and counting." "Pez dispensers. I have over 4,000 of them." "I collect vintage glass and make Oriole feeders and Bird baths."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Judy is in one of the most uncomfortable situations with the family of a guy she was dating, how does she get away without causing even more heartache for them?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What is your irrational fear?! "Swimming pool drains." "Moths... they truly dive bomb you and get their nasty dust all over you!" "Someone is going to grab my leg from under the bed!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Courtney is starting to feel like she is being taken advantage of by friends but this time they've gone too far! And now she has a big decision to make.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco admitted earlier today that he shares utensils with his dogs. Now he has a really bad cough and we're thinking he may have caught a case of kennel cough from one of his dogs. Wes has a very open and honest relationship with his kids and shares something his daughter recently taught him.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What makes you gross?? "My belly button!! Since losing 160lbs it almost always gets moist and is so freaking stinky. I can't handle the smell of myself!! It's funny to ask the husband and kid to do a belly button check though! Ick lmao." "I sweat way too much to not wear any deodorant." "Two words... Pee Bottle."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dana always wants to support her son but what he has to do with his football team for a fundraiser has her a little uneasy.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco's ran into the same problem multiple times now in the recent past and now he's wondering, who's the blank hole in this situation and what should he do if he's stuck in this situation again?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco put a knife into Pidge's heart this morning and Dez saw something Friday that will stick in her mind for the rest of her life!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

#UnpopularOpinions "The earth is flat (probably very unpopular!!)" "Mega toilet paper rolls are overrated. They don't fit on the holders!" "Crocks with socks - I'm just saying."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Zach has had a hard life outside of one person that has always been there for him, what he does next could ruin that too.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Listeners sent in their own jokes, and we had our favorite comedian Maggie Ferris come in and roast us on their behalf. Hope you enjoy!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s the most embarrassing thing your Dad does?? "Everyone thought my dad was hot and that he was my brother. So embarrassing!" "My dad would walk around in his whitey tighties, grabbing his junk as he sang Eminem I'm the real slim shady... he still does it and I'm 36." "My dad's sneezes are so embarrassing. They are over-the-top and so loud! I don't think you realized just the severity of how loud his sneezes are. They vibrate the walls in the house. It was so embarrassing when I had friends over. "See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wes bought Crisco a gift not out of the kindness of his heart, he bought it to prove to all of us he can buy things when his wife is not around. Plus, there's now a fun new test that will immediately tell you what generation someone's from. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

If you came with a warning, what would it be?? "Explodes when pushed." "Warning, will hug you be prepared, hug it out, hug life!" "My warning would be No Filter and will call you out on your crap." "I may be a little lady, but I toot like a man!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wes has a new NON friendly radio game for us! Plus we try the latest Tik Tok food trend that Wes brought in.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

If you came with a warning, what would it be?? "I love my dog more than any human!! SSSHHHHH I'm married and have kids...🤣😂😉" "That I love her more than my significant other 😮" "Only my dog knows that I barely try at work."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Denise wants to do something for her convenience, but her husband is not happy about it, should he even have a say on this?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dez Introduces us to Minnow & Cooch and Crisco introduces us to freeze dried candy.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What awkward thing do you do that weirds people out? "I eat popcorn and Cheetos with my hand inside a sandwich bag like a glove." "I put pickles on a peanut butter and jelly sandwich." "I way over share!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Our 3rd Annual Buck$ for Babe is underway. Dan Stoltz from Blaze Credit Union and Rachel from The Bond Between join us to give us all the details and even issue us a challenge.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wes' son recently graduated (congratulations!) from high school. Wes being the adult child he is couldn't just let his son walk on stage and accept his diploma without giving him a dare first...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tanya and her boyfriend do something nightly that makes her friends cringe, is she normal or would you say heck no???See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Due to special circumstances. unfortunately, we were not able to do a podcast today. Please enjoy this lookback and we'll be back tomorrow!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What will your children never find out about you? "My kids will never know that when I was in high school, I was dating a married man." "My kids' dad cheated on me multiple times with a man after coming out as gay." "My future kids will never find out about the time their uncles and I built a snowman on the roof of our house when we were in high school."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Daphne and her husband are in a sleep divorce, and she is worried that his next step my push them to a permanent divorce, does she put her for down?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever done in public without anyone noticing?? "My ski sweater got wrapped around the tow rope skiing, I got lifted all the way up to the bull wheel and Ski Patrol had to get up on a ladder and cut me down!! Oof." "I left the ladies room with toilet paper from covering the seat, stuck in my pants. It dragged behind me as I walked down the hall back to my table were my husband said, "what is that?" "I got traveler's "upset tummy" on the way back from deployment and had to throw out the undies in the Baltimore airport."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Pidge is diagnosed by all Crisco, Dez & Wes. Plus, we can't figure out why Wes' wife is just not in to him that much? Sorry, we understand why, we can't count all the reasons why.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What are you saving up for to buy behind your significant others back? "A dumpster to throw crap away... he is a pack rat!" "Surprise 45th birthday-day trip to the Caribbean. Flight, 5-star villa, golf, beach, boating, etc. All paid. He won't spend a dime. And he knows NOTHING ABOUT IT!" "Engagement ring. I'm sick of waiting for him to propose. It's 2024, women can propose, too!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Nathan can’t believe the words that are coming out of his mouth about intimacy, should he go to this extreme to get his needs fulfilled.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco finally hit the nail on the head when it comes to Wes' doppelganger and pretty sure we just "invented" the best sandwich of all-time!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

#I’mThatPerson "I'm that person that will correct your grammar." "I'm the person who makes it clear to guests that I'd like them to leave by nine!" "I ring up organic produce as regular produce in the self-checkout."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.