Crisco, Dez & Wes

Dez told us something she's been doing for years on her drive to work. She thought everybody does this, but off our reaction she's now wondering "Am I Normal"?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco shares what you might call a once in a lifetime bathroom experience while in Ireland.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What Skeletons do you have in your closet? "I'm happy my mom is dead. She was physically and emotionally abusive, neglectful while there was a child & manipulative into adulthood." "My boyfriend and I leave for Cancun tomorrow, however, when we get back, I am moving out into my own place." "I've been laid off from at least three different jobs each time I steal something from them whether it's a hard drive or computer monitors I don't do it as stealing. I do it as corrective justice."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Brittney thinks she found the perfect guy, but what he sat her down and told her is scary, if it is true.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Science is an amazing thing! The medical industry is astonishing! Together, the possibilities are endless!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Secrets: What did you accidentally send to the wrong person? "I sent my mom a message on accident that said, "I can't wait to see you naked later". I about died." "This wasn't sent to the wrong person rather at the wrong time, but I sent a picture of my naked tots to my husband when my dad was standing right next to him." "Meant to send my BFF a snap chat of me on the toilet and sent it to my very new boyfriend at the time. He married me years later, so I guess he understood the humor and still liked me anyway."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

At what age do you think it's ok to let your kids have a boyfriend or girlfriend? Lauren said her daughter is mature enough but is there any way this could be the case?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What's something you own or have that you hope somebody hides when you die? "My unicorn list." "My photo albums from high school and about 5 or so years after. Too many incriminating pics of parties. If my 17-year-old daughter found these, I'd die." "Rings and such for a certain activity."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

There's just certain things we do as adults, but don't like to admit it. We're willing to have this discussion and be honest about ourselves. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Secrets: What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve done to impress someone? "I saw a guy I had a HUGE crush at the gas station. We did a little flirtin'. I put my snacks and pop on top of my car to unlock the door and forgot it was up there. Backed the car up, everything fell off, he saw it, and I panicked and drove away 🤦‍♀️"I tried to ride my bike through a ditch in 7th grade to follow the boys and look cool. I hit a bump and flew over the handlebars. My pride was the only thing hurt!" "I tried to impress Crisco with a pickup line at the fair. Clearly it didn't work. 🥲😂"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve done to impress someone?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wes has a guess that sexy man and Crisco's having none of it!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s something you’ve never told your parents to this day? "I never told my parents it was me that broke the window to sneak out." "Never told my parents that I've been desperately hoping for a big fat winter from Dez!" "How much I drank in high school. They still think it was one time. I'm 42 and I still will NEVER tell them!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Just when you think you've heard the creepiest massage story ever, we hear Allan’s story on Love 'Em or List ''Em!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco's back from Ireland alas and Wes desperately wants to normalize one thing!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What should you feel guilty about, but you don’t? "Having unicorn with my ex-husband." "I should feel bad for people when they complain about their problems. Most of the time I just don't, and I don't even feel guilty about it. If you're not going to try to fix it, I'm not going to feel bad for you." "Don't feel guilty about just pulling out of the McD's drive through for breakfast. #2 with a Coke for the win!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

While on his vacation in Ireland, Crisco finally met a couple near a dear to his heart and they made his biggest wish come true.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jenna is getting married in December but may want to cancel it after what her mother-in-law wants to do, you wouldn’t want to go either!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wes introduces us to a hilarious thread called "Fess Hole" which leads into us covering more Secrets from this morning (#HotMess) that we weren't able to get to.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

#HotMess "I’m 43 and still don’t feel like an adult. I’m just simply a #hotmess" "I’m a hot mess right now because I drank too much because of the dumb Vikings game." "I tell myself every day I’m going to wake up a little early, shower and do my makeup before work. Nope, I show up to work every day a hot mess!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Michelle’s daughter is having a hard time getting a job, what she is planning to do to help her will leave you speechless!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We're joined by TJ's friend Robin, who has an amazing story of taking something so negative and turning it into something so positive! If you're interested in learning more about Robin's business, you can visit her website: wanderingtowardthelight.com or find her on facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/wanderingtowardsthelightSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What little hill will you die on? "Taking your shoes off when entering a home, you savages! I'll die on this hill." "I will never get an Amazon account!" "Girl Scout cookies are not as good as they used to be."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's one of the funniest stories we've heard in a longtime and you must hear it for yourself! He definitely Pidged it up again!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Gregory is wondering if his girlfriend of a year has gone too far or is he just sensitive! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What gets on your last nerve?! "Most people get on my last nerve!" "My boss micromanaging me like I don't know how to do my job of 35 years!!" "Dirty dishes left in the sink when clearly the dishwasher is right there! Do better!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wes has us play a game that could only lead to trouble and TJ shares her true feelings about Wes!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Nobody knows I have… "Nobody knows that I have an obsession with Dez." "No one knows I wear women’s underwear EVERYWHERE! Including at work right now." "Nobody knows that I have my weenie pierced or how many tattoos I have under my suit. I work with a lot of executives worth multiple millions, and they'd never guess!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sharon and her husband went to the same high school and what he wants to do for the football game of their alma mater Friday night has them fighting!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

If this one thing we all know about this podcast it's that it is very informative, and we always learn a lot! This podcast is no different. If you've ever been injured in a workplace accident and feel you're entitled to compensation, you'll definitely want to listen to this one!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

#Confessions "I LOVE BOTH MY CHILDREN, but I do have a favorite. The guilt is AWFUL." "My name is not actually Roger. Literally nobody in my life knows this besides my parents." "My toes are really, REALLY hairy. Yes, I am a female."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Trevor has had it with his messy daughter, but did he go way too far?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wes decided he was going to come up with some "uncomfortable" questions and have TJ, Dez and Pidge answer them!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dez and her friends recently discovered and ran into the latest and greatest scam, and now she's thinking maybe we should do this.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wes put together everything for this podcast, so it starts off ridiculous and ends even more ridiculous!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Secrets: I have to fully trust you before I tell you...! "That I like men and women. I’ve been dating my girlfriend for 2 years and still haven’t told her I want to bring another guy into the bedroom. Maybe I will on our vacation coming up!" "I have to fully trust you before I watch a Vikings game with you. I yell a lot, and I have to trust you won't react negatively to that." "That I’m a fury and also have an “adult” website."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Janet has some pretty strict requirements when it comes to dating her, would any person go for this, or will she be alone forever?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What do you fake?? "I fake liking my job. Little do they know I'm waiting on job offer elsewhere." "I fake that I like one of the girls in my friend group. I can't stand her!!" "I fake that I'm happy in my marriage."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Where did the old, fun Wes go? Now he's handing out date balls for Halloween and eating dry egg sandwiches.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What do you do that you consider normal, but you found out it’s not? "I thought it was normal to gain the freshman 15, now I'm out here with the sophomore 30!" "We used to get bare butt spankings when we were bad as kids. Thought it was normal." "Eating white rice with butter and cinnamon sugar."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Lisa’s kids will be out trick or treating just like yours, but what she wants them to say at your door may make you want to slam the door on them!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crystal is out in full force!! Plus, we play a fun game called Hot Seat and hear what we think of each other.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What is the secret you are keeping for someone else? "I haven't told my dad that he has a son he doesn't know about. My new brother found me on social media." "I've been turning on the furnace every morning after my husband goes to work to heat up the house." "That even though I married my husband, I'm still in love with the one that got away."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kathy is about to be a grandmother for the first time, she has a pretty odd request of this new child.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We play a game called "Is It Weird" and it just further confirms that all of us are definitely weirdos. Plus, Crisco and Wes pinky promised each other "what happens in this truck, stays in this truck!" But, will it?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

#WorkplaceSecrets "Worked at an elementary school and it's surprising how many teachers are having affairs." "We never washed the wine glasses at the bridal shop. Just wiped them dry with cleaning rags." "The gym teacher and a third-grade teacher got caught doing it after hours by the playground!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Leo has a new hobby that his wife will not support at all, does he consider breaking it off with her because it's a lifelong dream of his?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Thanks to YOU our listeners, we were able to pack a U-Haul and Crisco and Wes drove it all the way to North Carolina to assist in the Hurricane Helene relief efforts. Here's part of the recap.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Pidge made a major decision over the weekend that we never saw coming and he announced it Monday.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We get a recap of Crisco & Wes' big road trip to North Carolina over the weekend and some MAJOR news out of Pidge Nation!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.