Crisco, Dez & Wes

Wes decided he was going to come up with some "uncomfortable" questions and have TJ, Dez and Pidge answer them!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dez and her friends recently discovered and ran into the latest and greatest scam, and now she's thinking maybe we should do this.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wes put together everything for this podcast, so it starts off ridiculous and ends even more ridiculous!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Secrets: I have to fully trust you before I tell you...! "That I like men and women. I’ve been dating my girlfriend for 2 years and still haven’t told her I want to bring another guy into the bedroom. Maybe I will on our vacation coming up!" "I have to fully trust you before I watch a Vikings game with you. I yell a lot, and I have to trust you won't react negatively to that." "That I’m a fury and also have an “adult” website."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Janet has some pretty strict requirements when it comes to dating her, would any person go for this, or will she be alone forever?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What do you fake?? "I fake liking my job. Little do they know I'm waiting on job offer elsewhere." "I fake that I like one of the girls in my friend group. I can't stand her!!" "I fake that I'm happy in my marriage."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Where did the old, fun Wes go? Now he's handing out date balls for Halloween and eating dry egg sandwiches.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What do you do that you consider normal, but you found out it’s not? "I thought it was normal to gain the freshman 15, now I'm out here with the sophomore 30!" "We used to get bare butt spankings when we were bad as kids. Thought it was normal." "Eating white rice with butter and cinnamon sugar."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Lisa’s kids will be out trick or treating just like yours, but what she wants them to say at your door may make you want to slam the door on them!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crystal is out in full force!! Plus, we play a fun game called Hot Seat and hear what we think of each other.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What is the secret you are keeping for someone else? "I haven't told my dad that he has a son he doesn't know about. My new brother found me on social media." "I've been turning on the furnace every morning after my husband goes to work to heat up the house." "That even though I married my husband, I'm still in love with the one that got away."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kathy is about to be a grandmother for the first time, she has a pretty odd request of this new child.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We play a game called "Is It Weird" and it just further confirms that all of us are definitely weirdos. Plus, Crisco and Wes pinky promised each other "what happens in this truck, stays in this truck!" But, will it?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

#WorkplaceSecrets "Worked at an elementary school and it's surprising how many teachers are having affairs." "We never washed the wine glasses at the bridal shop. Just wiped them dry with cleaning rags." "The gym teacher and a third-grade teacher got caught doing it after hours by the playground!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Leo has a new hobby that his wife will not support at all, does he consider breaking it off with her because it's a lifelong dream of his?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Thanks to YOU our listeners, we were able to pack a U-Haul and Crisco and Wes drove it all the way to North Carolina to assist in the Hurricane Helene relief efforts. Here's part of the recap.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Pidge made a major decision over the weekend that we never saw coming and he announced it Monday.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We get a recap of Crisco & Wes' big road trip to North Carolina over the weekend and some MAJOR news out of Pidge Nation!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What is your grossest food combination? "Baked beans and old home cottage cheese. Don't knock it till you try it!" "Macaroni & cheese with tuna fish & peas. Try it, it's oddly delicious." "I LOVE broccoli on top of spaghetti."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Betty and her husband have always had an open, honest relationship. Well, someone from far her past has now come back into her life. Does she tell him or keep it to herself?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wes & Crisco came up with a brilliant idea today that may have to be a regular fixture on the show now. Plus, Dez is using Crisco & Pidge to make her kids do things.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What were you not allowed to do as a kid but love doing as an adult? "My mom thought she was teaching great life skills by not letting me have sweet cereal, just Corn Flakes and Rice Krispies. Now my favorite cereal is Cocoa Pebbles." "Able to swear, eat ice cream for breakfast, buy things whenever I want, this whole adulting thing was nice until the realization set in that there's a thing called bills now too." "Eat dinner in bed just like Pidge!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jessica was the “other woman”, and they were caught, but what the wife wants now will blow your mind!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wes has us play a game called "Are They Psycho?" and we find out a lot about Dez!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s something people assume about you, but it’s not true? "That I’m a dopey blonde female in the construction industry, but I’m really a smart construction project manager managing multi-million-dollar projects!" "That I am a drug dealer and been in jail when I'm actually not. I've been at the same job for 14 years. Never been to jail either!" "People assume I'm straight because I've had several boyfriends, but I'm actually way more into girls. especially chubby blonde moms!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Carol is new to the dating world, someone for sure will have to let her in on what is happening right now...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ashley's son did something absolutely shocking! He's always been a rule follower, but this one crossed the line. Now she's wondering what she should do.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Something recently happened while Dez's husband was on a work Zoom call. This got us wondering, does anybody have a more embarrassing Zoom call story than this one? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wes made a bet with Crisco for the Vikings vs. Packers game recently. Wes mistakenly picked the Packers and now he has to pay the price. But what should he have to do?? Here's the whole process of us coming up with Wes' debt, ending with what he has to do!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wes claims Crisco is constantly setting him up to fail and apparently Pidge has hundreds, possibly thousands of songs he's made that he says, not one "will never see the light of day."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s the quirkiest thing about you? "I write to pen pals from all over the world including Netherlands, UK and India!" "I do the Skol chant randomly." "I won't step on a manhole cover. I've never fallen through one or known anyone who has. Just hate the thought of stepping on one."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Denise has to testify in court against a former coworker, why she doesn’t want to will get her in her own kind of trouble.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s your happiest memory? "The happiest moment in my life was when I tried my bidet that shoots warm water for the first time." "Giving birth to a healthy baby boy after three back-to-back losses made me the happiest! Finally got my rainbow after the storm🥰" "When my husband came home from the Gulf War back in 1991! He was in the Navy and watching that ship come back into the harbor and docking, then running to jump in his arms... oh my gosh best day!!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wes is going down a slippery slope and apparently Crisco wants Dez to eat him. Literally...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s the meanest thing somebody has said to you, or you said to somebody else, and you wish you could’ve taken back? "I regret telling my no-good dad that I was glad his mom had died. Not that it's ok, but she never made the attempt to get to know me." "Someone told me "You'd be so pretty if you lost some weight." "I told my mom I hated her when I was in middle school she grounded me, never said it again! 😢I'm a mom now I would die if my kid told me that!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Catherine wants to stop a wedding today, but should she?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is take 2 of our podcast today. We felt like the first one we did was a little aggressive. We play the game Butt Hurt and you might be surprised who wins/loses.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s your go to cheapskate move? "I always bring my own popcorn into the movie theater. I also bring a Ziploc bag to Olive Garden so I can take home breadsticks." "My wife washes and reuses Jello shot cups." "We use Clorox wipes and then put them back in the container to reuse them."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Is blackmail ever a good idea? Especially with your ex-wife? Phil needs your help on what to do!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wes and Dez introduce us to a fun party game (that we try) and Crisco lets out some anger he's been harboring against one specific store!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

As the Vikings and Packers prepare to face off against each other this weekend, Crisco's facing a major dilemma of his own and really needs your help ASAP!!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Pam isn’t getting any sleep, and her husband thinks he has the perfect solution!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What are you embarrassed that you fell for? "I'm embarrassed I stayed with a guy who stole thousands after he said he changed... stole more from me and I ran and never looked back!" "When my kid's dad said he wanted to work things out only to find out he was still talking to the person he cheated on me with. Thank God I finally came to my senses and left him for good." "Temporarily helping out with the family business 30+ years ago. I never left."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dez was out this weekend at her favorite bar with friends when she suddenly realized mid-conversation... "Oh no! I'm talking about home insurance with my friends at a bar!" Boy how we change over time. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We dive into some secrets we weren't able to get to this morning and that winded to a weird road.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Karinas coworker is the worst! She has an idea of how to get back at her… but should she?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Worst mistake you’ve ever made in a relationship?? "Watching ONE episode of “our show” without her!" "Centered my life around them aka too codependent." "Put water in my boyfriend’s gas tank when he said, “You’re not going places” and I thought “Now you’re not going places!” and then I went to jail. Jokes on him, I did go somewhere!!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What have you done well out of town that you never do at home? "I sleep in better on vacation. Last time I slept till 9am was on my honeymoon ;)" "I let my man have the control when it comes to unicorn... at home, I'm in charge." "When I'm on vacation I dress as the opposite sex."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco is so bad with money that he may have to move in with Dez or Wes and Wes and Dez are so bad with money they have to hide it from their spouses.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What don’t they know that you know? "Nobody knows that my long-term relationship is super wholesome in public and constantly kinky in private!" "I know that my girlfriend keeps outgrowing her jeans because I like her plump, but nobody else does!!" "I know that my daughter is not the sweet little angel that she portrays, and she doesn't know that I know yet."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.