Crisco, Dez & Wes

What awkward conversation are you waiting to have? "Telling my dad he has a son he doesn't know about. My dad is 76 and the son is now 58. Nervous!!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kelly's son in law is not a good guest when he comes over for Thanksgiving. Does she say anything even though her and her husband very much need him?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What can’t you do alone? "I can't drink alone. It's too boring." "I can't be home alone!" "I can't and will never travel alone!!" "Eat at a restaurant by myself."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We have a very special guest join us in the middle of the podcast (no it's no Pidge who also shows up mid-podcast). What will you tolerate when it comes to dining out?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Charlotte’s daughter won’t be home for Thanksgiving or at all anymore, she is leaving society as we all know it… how does she stop her?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Why did Pidge have multiple police officers in bullet proof vests in his house a few days ago?! And we rank twin cities restaurants based on one certain quality.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tricia is in town for Thanksgiving, her mom doesn’t want her working while at her house because of WHAT she does for work! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s something you wish you could unsee or not know? "I wish I could unsee walking in on my parents when I was in college!" "Wish I could unsee Wes’ butt on Instagram." "Wish I could un see was finding my 70-year-old parent's “toys” as I was looking for something in their close."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wes has a fun game that you'll enjoy playing along too. And of course, Wes wasn't here for yesterday's podcast, so we had to revisit Dez's extremely awkward moment.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Over the weekend, Dez attended a fashion show to raise money for charity. Not only did she attend, but she was also one of the models!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

TJ is doing her very best to convince Dez to convert to a certain lifestyle, but Dez is having none of it!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s your Irrational fear? "My irrational fear is being buried alive!" "I'm afraid of fish bigger than my head. Snorkeling is terrifying and I can't do aquariums..." "Irrational fear: if someone follows me for more than a mile, I have to drive the most obscure, twisty way home so they can't find where I live. I live out in the country; we all have to get home the same way!! So stupid."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Nicole has some strange things to bring up at Thanksgiving this year, the strangest might be who she’s dating.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Umm... Dez made things awkward with Peter Parker right before this podcast, and then proceeded to make this podcast even more awkward.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What do you wish you never got involved with?! "What I wish I had never got involved with... swinging. It destroyed my family." "I wish I would have never met my wife; I love my kids but can't stand my wife." "I wish I never would have gotten hooked on frozen thin mints on vanilla ice cream in the summer... now I have to wait until the summer to eat the 5+ boxes I buy every year."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Britney has feelings for a guy at work and he has feelings for her. The problem is because of her lifestyle, the boss thinks it's crossing a line, and he may get fired for liking her!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s the thing that got away? "My only crush from college got away before I expressed her my feelings. And now this December she's getting married to someone else. Lifetime regret!!!" "I let $80,000 get away in my early 20s. I didn't feel like I wanted to take my exes money when we divorced. Stupid I think about how much that would be in the stock market today and I want to cry." "Back in 2000 I met a guy at the State fair, we hit it off but I was dating someone else. Fast forward 24 years I'm divorced from that guy I was dating and kicking myself for not dumping his ass and going after the other guy."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What's the biggest secret you've ever kept? "I had Unicorn with my boss while his wife was out of town in their bed. It was sooooo good." "My boyfriend who is 45 has an implant down there." "I was hooking up with my ex's best friend all summer!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Samantha’s sister is getting a bunch of updates done around her house and she’s worried about what could happen to her because of how she’s getting it done.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dez gets to hear the embarrassing blunder Pidge made last week while she was gone and Wes teaches us some interesting facts that you might be curious to learn.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s the little lie you told somebody to get what you wanted? "I lied about being Australian and used a fake accent at a wedding in Iowa to get free drinks. Definitely born and raised in Minnesota." "I told a guy that lived in the same apartment building as me I was single so I could sleep with him. Not a tiny lie but it worked." "I told my manager I was a smoker so I could take long, extended smoke breaks. I've never smoked a day in my life."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Amanda’s son plays competitive basketball, she is torn on how her husband is handling their son winning and losing.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco is now on a hunt for the perfect lip-on boots and Dez has a hankering for a certain something.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Pidge has some major life decisions to make in the near future and he's turning to all of us for answers!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What are you hoarding too much of? "I have boxes of yarn for knitting. If purchased at full price it easily would be over $5,000." "I hoard way too many blankets… Do I have room for all of them? No. Do I pass one up when I see it in the store? Also, no." "Butter. I probably have 20 boxes and yell at my kids if they use it. I am a baker, but this is ridiculous."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Janice has a new boss that maybe the biggest pig you have ever heard, but does he have a valid point for the sake of the company?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco, Dez, Wes and Brooks test out their fitness levels!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What do you do only out of love? "cheer for the Packers"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Theresa is having issues at her new job with her boss and the other employees, but is it her or them?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What did you buy without asking? "I bought an all-new refrigerator and upright freezer the first time my husband left me home for deer hunting. I told him about 4 days before the delivery. Oops. Don't regret it at all." "Every dog I've ever had, my husband's had no clue I'm bringing home." "I bought a cow."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What are you so addicted to you had to quit?! "Bar bingo!" "Starburst Jellybeans!!!" "I used to love the feeling of my dog licking my feet! Once I got married I used to hide it and then eventually I had to stop."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Pidge gets sick of waiting for Crisco, TJ and Wes, so he just starts the podcast by himself 😂 But don't worry, Crisco, TJ and Wes quickly join. So, please don't give up on this podcast right away!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Samantha’s boyfriend was caught with another woman, but she has her own reason to not be trusted.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This podcast is kind of all over the place. We go from talking fun nights out, to our adorable or in Wes' case, not so adorable pets.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What do you have trouble turning down? "Pull tabs!!!" "I have a hard time turning down the married man that keeps wanting to hook up." "Fireball 🤷🏻‍♀️😬😈" "I can't turn down a dare."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ashley got a wedding gift that is making her really uncomfortable, does she keep it or return it?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

TJ starts off the podcast with some great news and then we play an enchanting round of Will They Agree or Disagree?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s Your most embarrassing moment in life? "So many embarrassing moments to choose from... But the one I get reminded of most often is that one time I was enjoying some intense unicorn with a guy. I had only been on a few dates with and... I tooted. I was mortified!" "During the last presentation of my college career, I somehow tripped and fell right on my butt while standing at the podium in front of my entire major department." "Most embarrassing moment... when I pooped my pants in school."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Phillip borrowed his friend's car, got a flat and had to pay for a new tire. If she doesn’t pay him, he’s going to punish her in an odd way but is that even a threat?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wes reveals a tattoo he has that TJ is repulsed by, and apparently Crisco isn't acting like the "best" friend he claims to be with Pidge!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Carrie’s husband cheated and now who she's dating is a made for Hollywood Story!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s a silly secret you’ve kept from your friends? "I'm a 39-year-old woman with a massive Funko Pop collection." "I don't share with everyone that I make special magic brownies for myself." "I'm pregnant and I haven't told anyone yet!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wes made a bold statement that pretty much no one agrees with. So, we asked our listeners to try to change his mind.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

If you could have a secret superpower that only you knew about, what would it be?? "My secret Superpower would be to manipulate other people's mood when in my presence." "My superpower would be invisibility and teleportation so I could always see my true love, the one that got away." "I want a superpower that makes it so it is impossible for people to lie to me. They could still lie, just never to me."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Happy Medium Jodi Livon joins us to do Halloween readings for many, MANY listeners!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's our last day of Freak Week and we stuck to the theme for this podcast.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We get to the rest of the Would You Rather questions River & Dusty asked. Dez and Crisco start the podcast mad at each other, but thanks to some comedic relief, things end on a beautiful note.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What moment were you scared to death? "I was scared to death when I saw a shadow figure in my room." "I was scared to death when I was robbed at gunpoint at the bank I worked at. This was 21 years ago, and I still jump at the slightest noises." "I was scared to death the first time I was haunted. My bedroom used to be in my parents' basement. There was a dark figure the size of the doorway stare at me all night longSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dee's husband and his college roommate may have the 2 worst houses for your kids to trick-or-treat at, how does she save Halloween and the embarrassment he is about to set her family up for!? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We're worried Dez is now starting to lose hearing in her left ear due to sitting next to Crisco! Plus, how well do you know your movie characters?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.