Crisco, Dez & Wes

Samantha’s boyfriend was caught with another woman, but she has her own reason to not be trusted.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This podcast is kind of all over the place. We go from talking fun nights out, to our adorable or in Wes' case, not so adorable pets.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What do you have trouble turning down? "Pull tabs!!!" "I have a hard time turning down the married man that keeps wanting to hook up." "Fireball 🤷🏻‍♀️😬😈" "I can't turn down a dare."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ashley got a wedding gift that is making her really uncomfortable, does she keep it or return it?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

TJ starts off the podcast with some great news and then we play an enchanting round of Will They Agree or Disagree?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s Your most embarrassing moment in life? "So many embarrassing moments to choose from... But the one I get reminded of most often is that one time I was enjoying some intense unicorn with a guy. I had only been on a few dates with and... I tooted. I was mortified!" "During the last presentation of my college career, I somehow tripped and fell right on my butt while standing at the podium in front of my entire major department." "Most embarrassing moment... when I pooped my pants in school."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Phillip borrowed his friend's car, got a flat and had to pay for a new tire. If she doesn’t pay him, he’s going to punish her in an odd way but is that even a threat?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wes reveals a tattoo he has that TJ is repulsed by, and apparently Crisco isn't acting like the "best" friend he claims to be with Pidge!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Carrie’s husband cheated and now who she's dating is a made for Hollywood Story!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s a silly secret you’ve kept from your friends? "I'm a 39-year-old woman with a massive Funko Pop collection." "I don't share with everyone that I make special magic brownies for myself." "I'm pregnant and I haven't told anyone yet!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wes made a bold statement that pretty much no one agrees with. So, we asked our listeners to try to change his mind.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

If you could have a secret superpower that only you knew about, what would it be?? "My secret Superpower would be to manipulate other people's mood when in my presence." "My superpower would be invisibility and teleportation so I could always see my true love, the one that got away." "I want a superpower that makes it so it is impossible for people to lie to me. They could still lie, just never to me."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Happy Medium Jodi Livon joins us to do Halloween readings for many, MANY listeners!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's our last day of Freak Week and we stuck to the theme for this podcast.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We get to the rest of the Would You Rather questions River & Dusty asked. Dez and Crisco start the podcast mad at each other, but thanks to some comedic relief, things end on a beautiful note.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What moment were you scared to death? "I was scared to death when I saw a shadow figure in my room." "I was scared to death when I was robbed at gunpoint at the bank I worked at. This was 21 years ago, and I still jump at the slightest noises." "I was scared to death the first time I was haunted. My bedroom used to be in my parents' basement. There was a dark figure the size of the doorway stare at me all night longSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dee's husband and his college roommate may have the 2 worst houses for your kids to trick-or-treat at, how does she save Halloween and the embarrassment he is about to set her family up for!? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We're worried Dez is now starting to lose hearing in her left ear due to sitting next to Crisco! Plus, how well do you know your movie characters?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dez told us something she's been doing for years on her drive to work. She thought everybody does this, but off our reaction she's now wondering "Am I Normal"?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco shares what you might call a once in a lifetime bathroom experience while in Ireland.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What Skeletons do you have in your closet? "I'm happy my mom is dead. She was physically and emotionally abusive, neglectful while there was a child & manipulative into adulthood." "My boyfriend and I leave for Cancun tomorrow, however, when we get back, I am moving out into my own place." "I've been laid off from at least three different jobs each time I steal something from them whether it's a hard drive or computer monitors I don't do it as stealing. I do it as corrective justice."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Brittney thinks she found the perfect guy, but what he sat her down and told her is scary, if it is true.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Science is an amazing thing! The medical industry is astonishing! Together, the possibilities are endless!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Secrets: What did you accidentally send to the wrong person? "I sent my mom a message on accident that said, "I can't wait to see you naked later". I about died." "This wasn't sent to the wrong person rather at the wrong time, but I sent a picture of my naked tots to my husband when my dad was standing right next to him." "Meant to send my BFF a snap chat of me on the toilet and sent it to my very new boyfriend at the time. He married me years later, so I guess he understood the humor and still liked me anyway."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

At what age do you think it's ok to let your kids have a boyfriend or girlfriend? Lauren said her daughter is mature enough but is there any way this could be the case?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What's something you own or have that you hope somebody hides when you die? "My unicorn list." "My photo albums from high school and about 5 or so years after. Too many incriminating pics of parties. If my 17-year-old daughter found these, I'd die." "Rings and such for a certain activity."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

There's just certain things we do as adults, but don't like to admit it. We're willing to have this discussion and be honest about ourselves. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Secrets: What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve done to impress someone? "I saw a guy I had a HUGE crush at the gas station. We did a little flirtin'. I put my snacks and pop on top of my car to unlock the door and forgot it was up there. Backed the car up, everything fell off, he saw it, and I panicked and drove away 🤦‍♀️"I tried to ride my bike through a ditch in 7th grade to follow the boys and look cool. I hit a bump and flew over the handlebars. My pride was the only thing hurt!" "I tried to impress Crisco with a pickup line at the fair. Clearly it didn't work. 🥲😂"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve done to impress someone?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wes has a guess that sexy man and Crisco's having none of it!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s something you’ve never told your parents to this day? "I never told my parents it was me that broke the window to sneak out." "Never told my parents that I've been desperately hoping for a big fat winter from Dez!" "How much I drank in high school. They still think it was one time. I'm 42 and I still will NEVER tell them!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Just when you think you've heard the creepiest massage story ever, we hear Allan’s story on Love 'Em or List ''Em!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco's back from Ireland alas and Wes desperately wants to normalize one thing!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What should you feel guilty about, but you don’t? "Having unicorn with my ex-husband." "I should feel bad for people when they complain about their problems. Most of the time I just don't, and I don't even feel guilty about it. If you're not going to try to fix it, I'm not going to feel bad for you." "Don't feel guilty about just pulling out of the McD's drive through for breakfast. #2 with a Coke for the win!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

While on his vacation in Ireland, Crisco finally met a couple near a dear to his heart and they made his biggest wish come true.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jenna is getting married in December but may want to cancel it after what her mother-in-law wants to do, you wouldn’t want to go either!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wes introduces us to a hilarious thread called "Fess Hole" which leads into us covering more Secrets from this morning (#HotMess) that we weren't able to get to.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

#HotMess "I’m 43 and still don’t feel like an adult. I’m just simply a #hotmess" "I’m a hot mess right now because I drank too much because of the dumb Vikings game." "I tell myself every day I’m going to wake up a little early, shower and do my makeup before work. Nope, I show up to work every day a hot mess!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Michelle’s daughter is having a hard time getting a job, what she is planning to do to help her will leave you speechless!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We're joined by TJ's friend Robin, who has an amazing story of taking something so negative and turning it into something so positive! If you're interested in learning more about Robin's business, you can visit her website: wanderingtowardthelight.com or find her on facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/wanderingtowardsthelightSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What little hill will you die on? "Taking your shoes off when entering a home, you savages! I'll die on this hill." "I will never get an Amazon account!" "Girl Scout cookies are not as good as they used to be."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's one of the funniest stories we've heard in a longtime and you must hear it for yourself! He definitely Pidged it up again!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Gregory is wondering if his girlfriend of a year has gone too far or is he just sensitive! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What gets on your last nerve?! "Most people get on my last nerve!" "My boss micromanaging me like I don't know how to do my job of 35 years!!" "Dirty dishes left in the sink when clearly the dishwasher is right there! Do better!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wes has us play a game that could only lead to trouble and TJ shares her true feelings about Wes!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Nobody knows I have… "Nobody knows that I have an obsession with Dez." "No one knows I wear women’s underwear EVERYWHERE! Including at work right now." "Nobody knows that I have my weenie pierced or how many tattoos I have under my suit. I work with a lot of executives worth multiple millions, and they'd never guess!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sharon and her husband went to the same high school and what he wants to do for the football game of their alma mater Friday night has them fighting!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

If this one thing we all know about this podcast it's that it is very informative, and we always learn a lot! This podcast is no different. If you've ever been injured in a workplace accident and feel you're entitled to compensation, you'll definitely want to listen to this one!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

#Confessions "I LOVE BOTH MY CHILDREN, but I do have a favorite. The guilt is AWFUL." "My name is not actually Roger. Literally nobody in my life knows this besides my parents." "My toes are really, REALLY hairy. Yes, I am a female."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Trevor has had it with his messy daughter, but did he go way too far?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.