Crisco, Dez & Wes

Jenny needs your advice. What she just found out about her ex-husband has her speechless and she doesn’t know how to handle it!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Something in your life right now that you’d have to go to confession for? "I tricked my husband into having one more baby. I hid that birth control in the bottom of my nightstand, but yeah, I was "definitely" still taking it." "I was involved in some heavy petting in a catholic church with a funeral director. I should have walked directly to the confessional but walk out inside." "I'm having an affair with the love of my life. And it's been a lifeline for several months. We're both in bad marriages, but unable to divorce our partners right now for multiple reasons." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco throws out a hypothetical question to everyone and lets just say, there's one person on this show that might be a monster. Plus, what's the best burger in the fast food game?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco for some reason is desperate for former Minnesota Viking and current Twin Cities Live host, Ben Leber to follow him on Instagram. This is turning into a blackmail situation and now Crisco has set demands and a timeline.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wes is new to the show, he was raised in Minnesota but had to move out of state two decades ago for a job. Now he's back and wondering where he should move to! So, we turned to our listeners for advice.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What do you have that’s outdated but you refuse to get rid of? "I'm 56 and I still have my bunny from my childhood." "My 2XL panties that I wore during my pregnancy!! I am now a size 6. They are full of holes but sooooo comfortable to wear on a Sunday My son is 16 in 3 weeks time..." "My husband 😂"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Louis's wife cheated, but it’s what happened next that he’s more upset about! "See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The challenge has been set. Ben Leber has till 9:30 Friday morning to follow Crisco on Instagram or Crisco will leak photos of Dez. Dez does not want these photos to see the light of day and she taunts Crisco that here and Ben are such good friends. Well, I guess we'll see how close they really are!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What's the weirdest thing you've ever done when no one was looking? "Drink pickle juice from the jar." "Sometimes I'll pretend that instead of driving a garbage truck, I'm piloting an X-Wing in a dog fight." "I laugh at my own farts!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Now that Denise knows how her husband really feels about her, she doesn’t know what to do. But, has too much damage already been done?" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What are you constantly lying to people about? "I lie about my celebrity crush. I pretend it's Bebe Rexha, but it's actually Dez during her big fat summers." "I lie about how much of my inheritance I have left. I don't want people to know it's mostly gone." "That I can’t hang out because I’m busy. When in reality I just don’t want too."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Turns out there's one other person on this earth that's as weird as Pidge when it comes to eating! Who would've guessed Crisco is cooler than a hometown, NHL superstar?!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

You said that you quit, but you didn’t? "I told my husband I'd be a vegetarian with him, but I can't resist a whopper jr." "I told my husband I don’t talk to my ex but we are still friends and talk weekly." "My second family. I’ve tried like 10 times and then I end up feeling too guilty and go back."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Nikki met the wrong person on a dating app and now she’s been put in a really awkward position. To tell or not to tell, that is the question.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Many people are wondering, after three days with Crisco, Dez and Pidge how has he not quit yet?! Well, after this podcast he just might.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

How did they betray your trust?? "I thought I was his girlfriend, but it turned out ... I was the other woman!" "One of my best friends started sleeping with a guy I was dating after she found out we were dating. With friends like mine who needs enemies?!" "Found out my ex-girlfriend cheated on me while she was studying abroad."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

There’s something big Dennis’s wife wants to do since her grandma passed away. And the thought of it disgusts him. Should he tell her?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dez just continues to let us know how much she loves to be naked at home, we get it Dez! Plus, listeners already like Wes more than the rest of us and are bringing him gifts. We truly do have the most amazing listeners.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

As we continue to try to get to know Wes, we're digging up as much as possible. Some with Wes's knowledge, some without. As is the case with this segment when Wes's longtime friend calls in to share some stories about Wes's younger days.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

If you somehow haven't heard by now, the Morning Show has a new member now. It's now the Crisco, Dez and WES show!! We all want to get to know Wes as soon as possible, so right off the bat we decided to do an "Ask Us Anything" Wes edition. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

How did you embarrass yourself at work? "As a cashier, I said "amen" instead of thank you to a customer." "See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Justin and his wife are fighting about their daughter’s upcoming wedding, you’ve never heard of a wedding like this and will understand why he’s embarrassed.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's day one of the Crisco, Dez and Wes era and listeners were texting in all morning "he fits right in"! Meaning he's a bit coo-coo like the rest of us.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Anne is wanting our permission to leave her husband and start a new life. But her sister thinks she’s been brainwashed.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Secrets: What would you want left in your past if you were moving to a new place for a fresh start? "I've been divorced twice and am on my 3rd marriage. But 3rd time is a charm! We've been married 13 years." "My disgusting house. I’m a bit of a hoarder." "My in-laws!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What annoys you about your partner? "That my husband is a narcissistic, controlling ahole!" "My husband will leave all his dirty clothes on his side of the bed, and all over the house. As well as some of his tools, it drives me nuts haha!" "He's a bragger. Such an ick."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Phil’s divorce was going great until his ex-started dating a local Celebrity…See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What lesson did you learn the hard way?? "I learned marriage is not for me. 3 strikes and I am out. Should I start batting for the other team?" "Don’t max a credit card or keep a credit card balance." "That Job is a job no matter who you work for, it's still a job & you can't trust them."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The podcast is on spring break this week, but make sure to tune in next Monday, April 8th for the kickoff of the Crisco, Dez & Wes podcast!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The podcast is on spring break this week, but make sure to tune in next Monday, April 8th for the kickoff of the Crisco, Dez & Wes podcast!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

There’s one thing Diego can’t live down in his marriage… But is his wife taking it too far or is it something she’ll never get over?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Am I crazy just because blank? "Am I crazy just because I have other people or voices in my head?" "I'm a widow, north of 50 and looking for a friend with benefits?" "Am I crazy for being a guy that likes unicorn with both men and women?!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The podcast is on spring break this week, but make sure to tune in next Monday, April 8th for the kickoff of the Crisco, Dez & Wes podcast!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Most listeners know by now, our beloved Ryan left the show last week and Wes McKane is filling his spot starting April 8th. We figured it might be best for Wes to start forming a list of red flags that Ding & Dong have just so Wes knows what he walking into.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Courtney's husband is starting to have a major problem with her best friend and is now giving her an ultimatum! Is this fair to her though?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What are you hiding at your home that you hope nobody ever finds? "My husband's Victoria's Secret lingerie." "My brother has in-laws who are hiding a coffin with the son inside in a boat on their property. ....NO LIE!" "My box of "toys." I have a contingency plan for my friend to remove the box on the event of my demise."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

I go out of my way to blank? "I’ve been going out of my way to hide my affair from my husband for 13 years. I love everything about him, minus life in the bedroom." "I got on my way to rotate caribou locations in my area so that the baristas don't know I have a coffee addiction." "Annoying my girlfriend with my dumb jokes. It makes me laugh, it totally annoys her and I always take it way too far!!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Blair’s boyfriend is THAT guy! Is this something she’ll always have to live with, or should she run?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

After 22 years on the air at KS95, Ryan said goodbye to all our wonderful listeners. This is his entire final show with Crisco and Dez.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

#EpicSecrets " I still dream about my first love that turned into an affair years later and ended with a 5150 lockup (for him) when I finally wised up and broke things off. Still the hottest lust I've ever felt and the most adventurous unicorn sessions ever." "I will NEVER tell anyone this, but my boyfriend had surgery recently to have an implant put in, due to ED, now unicorn is awesome!" "I cheated on my ex-boyfriend, and he never knew, and I felt horrible after, so I never told him. But then he cheated on me several times later in the relationship."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's truly hard to believe, but this is Ryan's last After Hours podcast. Just like everything else this week, it's an emotional rollercoaster. We laugh, we cry, and we reflect on a legendary career. As always, we can never thank our listeners enough. None of this would be possible without you. And from every single one of us, we love and thank you Ryan.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What are you doing your best to hide?! "My gold and silver bars. Hiding them from the spouse." "Trying to hide... ALL MY FAT!" "I spent years hiding, or masking as it's called, my type 1 autism. It was exhausting and I was in a poor mental state throughout high school. But I graduated last year, found an excellent job working with an accepting employer, and have not masked since."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Mary is faced with a massive bill that is not her fault! Who should have to pay the vet bill because her dog got high?!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

There's just one last thing Ryan wants to do before he says goodbye to us Friday and he needs your help! We also play another round of You Laugh You Lose.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Steve is terrified to bring another kid into the world! And it’s mostly because of the person his wife turns into when she’s pregnant!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

#SexyFails "My fiancé tried to do a sexy dance on our bed for me. When he stood up, he nailed his head on the fan that was on. I've never seen someone drop so fast. He broke one of the slats. I DIED!" "In the middle of a marathon adult time, I paused to grab a drink of water from the tumbler on the bedside table. There was a ladybug in the straw, which immediately got lodged in my throat. I was choking and gagging, which only got worse when it released its stink oil. Session ruined #SexFail" "This is Brady from Savage and I DO still listen!!! I tried to play my Crisco Hit/Miss song to get in the mood... needless to say, wife did NOT get excited. She told me to turn it off and said she was suddenly "too tired". *SIGH*"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

You have to hear about this absolutely incredible short story one amazing listener wrote about Crisco, Dez & Ryan!! Plus, another listener wrote a Top 10 list for Ryan of things he won't miss after leaving KS95. It's hilarious and brutally honest!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

He swore he'd never do it, but last night he realized he had to. For you! Ryan joined Instagram last night after realizing it's the best way to stay in touch with all of us. Listen here and you can learn all about how to find him, how to stay in touch with him and more.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Most embarrassing moment when you needed help! "After a night of drinking, I went to the bathroom and slipped through the toilet seat. When I was trying to get myself out, I fell and ripped the toilet seats off and was laying on the floor with a toilet seat stuck on my behind." "I got my butt stuck in a bucket. It took a couple people to get me out!" "When I was in second grade, I peed my pants out on the playground so, my dear friend Heidi walked right behind me for the rest of the day. I was too embarrassed to tell the teacher."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Beth’s husband of 20 years is cheating on her! But that’s not the most upsetting part! How badly should she blow this thing up?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.