Crisco, Dez & Wes

Ryan kicks off his final week on the show and we have a blast sharing some laughs and great memories!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What makes you jealous?! "Couples that have weekends off together." "I got so jealous when the other team wins my Pickleball match! #too competitive" "I do I home daycare. I'm totally jealous of people that can take 1/2 days or days off for doctors appts without having clients complain about taking time off." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Nick’s Dad warned him against doing a DNA test but for VERY different reasons! And now he’s not sure if he should even tell his dad what he knows!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What gives you the Icks?! "Guys with really long fingernails gives me the uber icks!!" "People who have the phone holder suction cupped to the windshield in their car. Put it in your cup holder like every other person!" "Old men with scraggly long hair and a gross long beard."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco's thinking about getting hair removal surgery and if you're an older gentleman living in Wisconsin, be on the lookout for a blonde hair lady!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What secret are you keeping from someone? "We've been hiding that we have been doing IVF for over a year now with no success. We have no desire to talk to our families about our infertility or baby making ways." "I never graduated high school. I walked out on stage, got the folder where the diploma goes, the whole thing. Never actually did it. My family doesn't know." "I've been in love with someone I met online almost 30 years ago. We are both married to other people and live in different parts of the world. We write to each other almost daily and have no plans to meet in person. We are just pen pals who love each other."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

At what point can you tell your spouse that they’re just not good at something?! It’s been a year and Scott wants to tell his wife that it’s time to give it up! But should he?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

If you missed it this morning, Ryan made a pretty big announcement. He dives deeper into on this podcast.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

How did you make it awkward? "I didn't hear what my girlfriend said so I just said "Skol". Turns out she was complaining about how I don't listen." "Complimented my neighbor's wife on her new car. She didn't get a new car... Yeah, it belonged to the woman he was cheating on her with." "I was chatting with a man several years ago. He told me he was going to his baby cousin's wake. I didn't know what a wake was, so I told him to have fun. English is my second language lol."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ryan shares his emotional message on the tough decision he's been toiling with for months.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco is so incredibly talented! How he manages to take any situation and make it incredibly awkward is astonishing! We also go over some more #Unpopular opinions we didn't get to this morning.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Should we be worried that we are now seeing a need for "cry spas" or is this something to celebrate?!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Listeners certainly have opinions about us, just go ahead and ask them. Actually, don't! Because they will NOT hold back! Just listen to this...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What makes you feel weak?! "What makes me a weak little lesbian? A strong, buff woman. Good lord, crack me open like a walnut." "Seeing barefoot women in public places makes me weak." "The smell of Old Spice Swagger deodorant makes me feel weak."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Robert’s girlfriend is going to Med School, but she needs him to do one thing for her so she can play doctor during the day!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dez is out and TJ is filling in, now Ryan and Crisco are finding out how TJ’s daughter got her nickname. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

#Guilty "I slept with my stepdad while I was engaged." "I was kinda responsible for my boss getting fired yesterday.... but she deserved it. #Guilty" "I am guilty of purposely not setting up my ride to work so I can stay home and actually get more rest."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ryan had an appointment yesterday to get his shoulder checked out. The good news is that he doesn't need surgery! Just hours and hours of physical therapy and rehab. And there's great news for all the people that force themselves to get 10,000 steps a day. Apparently, that number has been severely lowered!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What are you silently judging somebody for? "I always judge my friends who claim they don't have money for things like birthday presents, but always seem to have money for going out for drinks or going to the movies." "I silently judge people by how clean their car is. Especially if it's like a sports car or a luxury vehicle... spend the $15 and get that 75k car washed." "My idiot coworkers. Every. Day."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Michael just found out what his fiancé added to their wedding registry and he’s sooo embarrassed! Can he start his own?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We're learning Dez is single handedly responsible for the nationwide demise of movie theaters! What's the proper etiquette when it comes to grocery chopping? Specifically, when shopping for produce.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What do you never get sick of doing? "I’ll never get sick of unicorn with my ex. Been married for 9 years now and still have to pay a visit to my ex every so often! #WeAllHaveNeeds" "Honking my horn in tunnels!" "Going to Vegas and spending lots of money. And I’ll just say I don’t gamble…"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Lizzie’s mom is used to getting exactly what she wants and she’s not afraid to bribe. But there’s one thing Lizzie wants to do without her, and it’s become an epic fight. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's Pidge's birthday and boy does he have plenty to say! Plus, is it sad that Dez's kids cheer for her when she does the simplest of tasks??See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What do you go overboard on?! "I have a cupboard full of Michel Design Works hand soaps. If I see them at HomeGoods, I buy them ALLLLLL #overboard" "Corgis! I’m obsessed, can’t wait to get one!" "Fruit gushers. I eat them every day and I love them so much!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What are the weird things you do in life that make you wonder... Am I normal? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Stacy is being put in a position to lie to her husband to help her daughter have the best senior year Spring Break!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Are there small things that really bug you even though they really shouldn't? Italians are really enraged by a new trend that's taken off lately! This kicked off a fiery conversation.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Working mornings can drain your soul and age you rapidly. Recently, Ryan has slipped into a new stage in life and he's actually quite happy about it. On the other hand, Dez seems to have reached a new milestone as well, but she's not too thrilled about it.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s the most embarrassing thing people could find out about you?! "I've been posting fake girl photos and selling pictures of my butt in spandex on OnlyFans... And I'm a dude." "I wouldn't want anyone to find out I'm a convicted felon. 6 years clean and sober." "I'm a lady and I toot wayyyy more than the average man."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Paul’s relationship with his girlfriend feels kind of scammy! If she’s capable of doing this to her ex-husband, should he dump her now?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What keeps you up at night?! "I'm pregnant with my second child, worrying how I'll juggle life with two keeps me up at night." "My dog. My dog keeps me up at night. He's lucky I love him so much!" "Imagining scenarios with the guy I like keeps me up at night."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

He has the same problem every year and always says he's going to change, but he never does. Crisco just can't turn down girl scout cookies. Dez and Ryan have given up something they've loved their whole life, and you can't really blame them.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What are you afraid to tell someone?! "I'm afraid to tell my boyfriend of over a year that I think I'm a lesbian, he's so in love with me and tells me how I'm "the one" all of the time." "I just got the job that my friend interviewed for." "I'm afraid to tell my husband I'm leaving him, in fear he'll do something."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Steven found out what his girlfriend's family REALLY thinks of him! But he went about it the wrong way! Should he tell her anyway?!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Recently Crisco introduced us to the "Holy Grail of sauces". Now, he's claiming he's found the greatest chip of all time! Plus, what is Crisco keeping in his basement?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What does everybody seem to do except for you!? "Take nude photos with my phone. No thanks!" "Everyone has Amazon prime except me." "Drink coffee. Yuck!!" " Everyone has streaming services. I don't have a single one."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Eve has the MIL that just won’t let go! Is this lady just too much?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco's nephew is breaking his uncle's heart and one city has had enough of all the annoying spring breakers flooding their city and is warning anyone planning on visiting their lovely home!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Is there a song with an embarrassing memory attached that makes you cringe so hard you can't even listen to it anymore? Dez certainly does!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What bad break up have you suffered? Pidge is suffering with a decision on whether to end a relationship or not. Surprisingly, he's not alone on this one.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

#UnpopularOpinion "Jennifer Aniston is not funny and was the worst one on Friends, Julia Robert's is a terrible actress, and Ryan Gosling is not hot and is the same person on every movie." "Taylor Swift is grossly overrated and overplayed on the radio! Swifties are slaves!" "Wearing socks to bed is the way to go!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

David’s wife admitted that she has a weakness for one thing in particular, but never did he think she would succumb to this on their wedding day!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

When did we become such curmudgeons?! We used to be the life of the party, now we don't won't to be near one! And Ryan was just really in his feels yesterday.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s the most awkward thing you’ve been a part of? "I’m a nurse, and I was going to check on a patient surgical incision that was in his scrotum, and I had vertigo as I bent over to look at his incision, and fell right into his bed, and basically his crotch, talk about an uncomfortable situation, lol!!" "On a work trip, two coworkers got super drunk and hooked up in one of the rooms. One was married. Everybody knew about it." "In high school, I popped a giant pimple in math class, and it launched onto an opposite sex classmate's face! I was mortified. Cringe!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tiffany wants to get revenge on a coworker, and she has proof… Should she do it?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What was your awkward or embarrassing drunk moment?? "I was at a friend's house drinking and after we all went to sleep, I slept walk and woke up in someone else's apartment. I was cozy under a blanket on their couch. My friends were freaking out where I was, they even filed a police report!" "It was my 30th birthday. after taking a few shots and drinks I had to use the restroom. Well I fell asleep on the toilet and woke up in the act of “getting sick” all over myself and the floor. Ultimately I got escorted out of the bar crying and my parents were called to come pick me up. Those long Islands will do it haha." "I walked into my friends sliding glass door...and I slid down the glass."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ding & Dong are back to picking on each other & Pidge might have a brand new, exciting career ahead of him!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What did you do out of jealousy or desperation?? "My sister was at work and trusted a toot. Her uniform isn't easy to take off and she needed to get back to her post quickly so in desperation she and I'm quoting her "had to Incredible Hulk herself out of her underwear", tossed em, and got back to work!" "I smashed my ex's car windows out with a cinder block because he was out with another girl. turns out it was his brother's car." "I slept with my history professor for an A. Then I did it again...for fun."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Nick and his wife are having an epic fight that he wants us to settle… they both think they are in the right!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.