Crisco, Dez & Wes

Lizzie’s mom is used to getting exactly what she wants and she’s not afraid to bribe. But there’s one thing Lizzie wants to do without her, and it’s become an epic fight. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's Pidge's birthday and boy does he have plenty to say! Plus, is it sad that Dez's kids cheer for her when she does the simplest of tasks??See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What do you go overboard on?! "I have a cupboard full of Michel Design Works hand soaps. If I see them at HomeGoods, I buy them ALLLLLL #overboard" "Corgis! I’m obsessed, can’t wait to get one!" "Fruit gushers. I eat them every day and I love them so much!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What are the weird things you do in life that make you wonder... Am I normal? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Stacy is being put in a position to lie to her husband to help her daughter have the best senior year Spring Break!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Are there small things that really bug you even though they really shouldn't? Italians are really enraged by a new trend that's taken off lately! This kicked off a fiery conversation.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Working mornings can drain your soul and age you rapidly. Recently, Ryan has slipped into a new stage in life and he's actually quite happy about it. On the other hand, Dez seems to have reached a new milestone as well, but she's not too thrilled about it.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s the most embarrassing thing people could find out about you?! "I've been posting fake girl photos and selling pictures of my butt in spandex on OnlyFans... And I'm a dude." "I wouldn't want anyone to find out I'm a convicted felon. 6 years clean and sober." "I'm a lady and I toot wayyyy more than the average man."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Paul’s relationship with his girlfriend feels kind of scammy! If she’s capable of doing this to her ex-husband, should he dump her now?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What keeps you up at night?! "I'm pregnant with my second child, worrying how I'll juggle life with two keeps me up at night." "My dog. My dog keeps me up at night. He's lucky I love him so much!" "Imagining scenarios with the guy I like keeps me up at night."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

He has the same problem every year and always says he's going to change, but he never does. Crisco just can't turn down girl scout cookies. Dez and Ryan have given up something they've loved their whole life, and you can't really blame them.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What are you afraid to tell someone?! "I'm afraid to tell my boyfriend of over a year that I think I'm a lesbian, he's so in love with me and tells me how I'm "the one" all of the time." "I just got the job that my friend interviewed for." "I'm afraid to tell my husband I'm leaving him, in fear he'll do something."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Steven found out what his girlfriend's family REALLY thinks of him! But he went about it the wrong way! Should he tell her anyway?!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Recently Crisco introduced us to the "Holy Grail of sauces". Now, he's claiming he's found the greatest chip of all time! Plus, what is Crisco keeping in his basement?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What does everybody seem to do except for you!? "Take nude photos with my phone. No thanks!" "Everyone has Amazon prime except me." "Drink coffee. Yuck!!" " Everyone has streaming services. I don't have a single one."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Eve has the MIL that just won’t let go! Is this lady just too much?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco's nephew is breaking his uncle's heart and one city has had enough of all the annoying spring breakers flooding their city and is warning anyone planning on visiting their lovely home!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Is there a song with an embarrassing memory attached that makes you cringe so hard you can't even listen to it anymore? Dez certainly does!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What bad break up have you suffered? Pidge is suffering with a decision on whether to end a relationship or not. Surprisingly, he's not alone on this one.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

#UnpopularOpinion "Jennifer Aniston is not funny and was the worst one on Friends, Julia Robert's is a terrible actress, and Ryan Gosling is not hot and is the same person on every movie." "Taylor Swift is grossly overrated and overplayed on the radio! Swifties are slaves!" "Wearing socks to bed is the way to go!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

David’s wife admitted that she has a weakness for one thing in particular, but never did he think she would succumb to this on their wedding day!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

When did we become such curmudgeons?! We used to be the life of the party, now we don't won't to be near one! And Ryan was just really in his feels yesterday.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s the most awkward thing you’ve been a part of? "I’m a nurse, and I was going to check on a patient surgical incision that was in his scrotum, and I had vertigo as I bent over to look at his incision, and fell right into his bed, and basically his crotch, talk about an uncomfortable situation, lol!!" "On a work trip, two coworkers got super drunk and hooked up in one of the rooms. One was married. Everybody knew about it." "In high school, I popped a giant pimple in math class, and it launched onto an opposite sex classmate's face! I was mortified. Cringe!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tiffany wants to get revenge on a coworker, and she has proof… Should she do it?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What was your awkward or embarrassing drunk moment?? "I was at a friend's house drinking and after we all went to sleep, I slept walk and woke up in someone else's apartment. I was cozy under a blanket on their couch. My friends were freaking out where I was, they even filed a police report!" "It was my 30th birthday. after taking a few shots and drinks I had to use the restroom. Well I fell asleep on the toilet and woke up in the act of “getting sick” all over myself and the floor. Ultimately I got escorted out of the bar crying and my parents were called to come pick me up. Those long Islands will do it haha." "I walked into my friends sliding glass door...and I slid down the glass."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ding & Dong are back to picking on each other & Pidge might have a brand new, exciting career ahead of him!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What did you do out of jealousy or desperation?? "My sister was at work and trusted a toot. Her uniform isn't easy to take off and she needed to get back to her post quickly so in desperation she and I'm quoting her "had to Incredible Hulk herself out of her underwear", tossed em, and got back to work!" "I smashed my ex's car windows out with a cinder block because he was out with another girl. turns out it was his brother's car." "I slept with my history professor for an A. Then I did it again...for fun."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Nick and his wife are having an epic fight that he wants us to settle… they both think they are in the right!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We discovered that Crisco is into a certain type of gal and he's definitely not afraid to let everyone know!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What big screw up did you never fess up to?? "When I was a kid, I accidentally told my dad’s boss something my dad said to me in private. I told it to his boss and he got fired." "I was cooking in high school and accidentally started a grease fire when my parents weren’t home. I told them it must’ve been a candle. They still don’t know to this day." "I was a delivery driver, and one day, I forgot to lock the back door of my truck. A few thousand dollars of merchandise was stolen from the truck. I never admitted that I had forgotten to lock it."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Is Daisy’s boyfriend retaliating because of her cat? Do you break up with someone you love over this?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco seems like he's on the verge of a breakdown and Dez's can't take his side just one time. Plus, Pidge learned something about his girlfriend this weekend that's really upset him.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dez just returned from a girl's weekend getaway and to no one's surprise, it was awkward and chaotic!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Divorces can get pretty ugly, and people can stoop pretty low but just wait till you hear this story! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What were you horrified to see?! "Saw a replica of what five pounds of body fat looks like. It was lumpy and bumpy and SO gross." "Evidence of my ex-husband cheating on me.... with a man. Texts, emails, and pictures! 🤮🤮🤮" "I was horrified to see my friends horse turning around getting ready to kick my then 10-year-old daughter. Thankfully I pulled her out of the way in time!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jennifer might have the craziest love him or list him dilemma yet! Do you continue dating someone after you find out this bombshell?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco and Pidge went to Treasure Island over the weekend and still aren't fully recovered!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What did you buy without asking?? "A very expensive hot tub with a tv in it at the state fair - "tipsy shopping" We didn't have the cash, so we had to sell some stock which after that sell, the stock went up a lot and my husband called my hot tub the $150,000 hot tub even though it was $10,000." "See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Michael's fiancé just dropped a major bombshell on him that seemingly came out of nowhere. He's never seen this side of her and now he's questioning everything!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What makes you such a hot mess?! "I'm a hot mess because I'm totally failing at this mom thing!!!! They lied when they say that kids get better when they get older and school age!!" "I'm a hot mess because I rum the house, kids, husband and everything that entails. I'm an elementary teacher of 26 second graders." "Wearing white, spilt coffee all over on my drive to work. Happens every time. Why do I wear white?"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It appears the Crisco effect has hit River. Plus, Crisco's brother is asking for the tiniest favor from him and Crisco refuses. Why? He's just asking for a chance to better his life and Crisco keeps denying him that opportunity.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Nobody knows that you do it almost every day! "I bought a mouse mover and use it every day to take a longer break from my brain sucking energy draining job." "Mary Jane before work, break at work and after work lol." "I take naughty pictures at work for my boyfriend every day." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Molly’s family is really hoping she reconsiders marrying her fiancé! They are fairly confident that he’s no better than his mother and she’s a home wrecker!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We answer some more "Ask Us Anything" questions and Pidge and Pudge of a big adventure planned for this weekend!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What are you unwilling to admit that you used to do?! "I worked as a stripper when I was young and thin. Not something I share with my kids!!!" "I used to frequent unicorn parties with multiple friends." "I used to work as a male escort in my 20's. Maybe a special massage therapist too."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

All the sudden Dez has got it bad for Ryan! And what did Crisco do that caused someone to flip him off?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What makes you Minnesotan? Ryan has one thing that definitely makes him a full-blooded Minnesotan.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What's the most ridiculous fights you have with your partner? Ryan and Pidge are both having stupid fights with their significant other and we need them settled! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What did you use them for?! "Unicorn and it was the best of my life!!!" "Used them for their pool and lavish trips. Turns out they were running a Ponzi scheme for all their "wealth." "I used an ex of mine twice that I knew loved me still for a place to stay when my wife kicked me out."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Vic is struggling with doing the right thing! Should he co-sign a lease with the woman that cheated on him because she has nowhere else to live?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.