Crisco, Dez & Wes

Adrienne’s boss wants to give her a promotion, but she’s got to do a little favor for her that is highly unethical!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Are Pidge & Pudge taking their love for each other a little too far and why is Dez getting in trouble by one listener?!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s the most basic thing you're terrible at? "I can never say "cellular" correctly 😂" "I cannot whistle!" "Easy math especially when someone is watching or waiting for me. Stop, too much anxiety!" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Melanie made a promise to her sister that just feels too big! And now she wants to go back on that promise because it costs too much and gets in the way of her last-minute vacations!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Move over MAGA, we're all about MJHGA! Make Jean's House Great Again! Plus, Dez is extremely worried because River continues to show signs that he's a young Pidge.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We all know Dez's love of snooping, spying and eavesdropping at any opportunity. Well, she's back at it and this time she may have gone a bit too far.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco has a laundry list of neighbors that refuse to talk to him, and now he can add two more people to that list after the latest incident.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What did you get fired for? "I got fired for sleeping with my manager... we're married now." "I got fired from a job at a restaurant because after hours I snuck in the fridge and took 2 steaks. One fell out of my coat on the way out and I was busted!!" "I got fired for stealing scratch off lottery tickets. Scratching them while on shift and cashing them in when my shift ended."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

David is being asked to support his wife’s college dream come true even if it means quitting her job and blowing her savings to do it! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ryan went and saw his grandma over the weekend and learned a lot about the community she lives in! Vaughn's enrolled in another pottery class and Dez thinks she finally found something she'd be good at!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What would your coworkers never guess about you? "My coworkers would never guess that I have a bird skull collection." "Umm... that me and Mr. tall dark & handsome sitting one row over have been hooking up for years!" "My coworkers would never guess I have a YouTube channel with thousands of followers."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Myles is trying to be supportive of his wife after she came home from rehab. But her new addiction is turning out to be hard to handle! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s the most disturbing thing you know?! "The most disturbing thing I know is that my uncle makes my aunt's toes curl when they have fun time." "I worked for an underwear & bra store, if something was returned... As long as it looked sellable, smelled ok, we can put a new tag on and put it out on floor. Underwear! Are you kidding me!" "Head lice turns the color of your hair so it can hide better."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

If you have any ideas of what we should tattoo on Crisco, preferably something he would hate, please let us know. Also, do you have an unofficial job that you're in charge of at your job?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

#HotTake "Ban mega-rolls of toilet paper. They don't fit in current holders!" "Barbara Streisand is ugly & can't sing 🤮" "Thanksgiving should be moved to a different month. It's too close to Christmas. I would get rid of it all together, but people would have an uproar." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tara is lying to her husband about her part-time job! She’s found a way to make some side money that her husband is not a fan of! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ryan's back and couldn't be more excited, and by excited we mean upset. It's amazing how far off the rails this show can go when Ryan's gone for just two days.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What Secret will die with you? "I was at my son's baseball game. Thought it was just a toot (you know about toots, right Pidge?) I full on pooped my pants. I left instantly and left my son behind. When I came back people asked what happened and I still won't tell anyone to this day!" "I had a four month affair with my priest." "I had unicorn with my algebra teacher." "I was really sick and pooped the bed while my ex boyfriend was in it, but I forgot he was there and moved onto the couch and left the poop in the bed with him... so sorry!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Lisa got screwed over by her roommate and is now holding something hostage. Has she gone too far to get what’s owed to her?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco did something at lunch yesterday that he's very proud of! In fact, he's even claiming he's officially "a big boy now."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Denise is trying to figure out if she should blow up her life as she knows it, at the small chance she could finally get everything she ever wanted! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

My life will not be complete until I blank?? "My life won’t be complete until I become a mom." "Until I divorce my husband!" "Until I have unicorn with my area manager!!!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The things people will do to improve their looks is everchanging and never ceases to amaze us! Plus, Pidge had a magical Christmas that he and his family finally celebrated this past Saturday. Only a Pidge.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What did you take too far?? "Wearing my wife’s thongs. She finally caught me one day. I’m a guy by the way." "Online gaming. My boyfriend caught me yelling at all little kid one day and that’s when I realized I needed to look in the mirror. Definitely took it way too far." "Gambling. You win once and your hooked. Then you never win again."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jamie and her ex-husband have been navigating this coparenting thing pretty well, but now what he wants them to do is taking it way too far!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What didn’t you find out about someone until you met in the bedroom?! "That he had a "turtleneck." "Made it to the bedroom and then found out he has a jungle down there!" "She said that she trusted me and wanted to tell me something that she doesn’t tell anyone. She said that she could see dead people!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What secret is okay to keep from your partner?! "My secret trips to McDonald's for breakfast!" "My husband doesn't need to know about my girlfriend. 😘" "How much I spend on puzzles. It's hundreds each month."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco's neighbors are becoming more and more creeped out by him, Wait till you hear what he's doing now. And what one couple found tucked inside a wall in their house will give you shivers!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Samantha’s best friend REALLY wants her life! And now the copy-cat behavior is getting to be too much!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Plus Crisco and his family get in the strangest fights.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What are you ashamed of doing in your past? "My college boyfriend broke up with me so I got together with his best friend...and then his other best friend." "My marriage was many years past its expiration date and, Now regretting it greatly, I had a couple of small affairs. I know, it was still cheating." "Having an affair with my ex-husband's best friend... he will never know!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tracy is trying to figure out if her sister is worthy of inheriting anything of their mother or if she’s only in it for the money!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Is the dream of Crisco opening his own pizzeria becoming a real possibility? Plus, if you have a fuzzy feline friend we have just the thing for you!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sheri’s husband has a new hobby that is so terrifying that she can’t even look at him! He’s fully embraced her number one fear and isn’t sure if she can even stay married to this guy! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

If you could get away with one thing, what would it be? "I would break into the pentagon and read all government secrets!" "Drawing a mustache on the Mona Lisa." "I would wear. my. husband's. brother. out..."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Lately, Crisco's social media algorithm has brought to light that his life is getting sadder and sadder. He has nothing to do, he's stuck at home with his family, and has started living life vicariously through others online. We need to find him some new hobbies and we need your help! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ryan's grandma is turning 90 years old soon and he has no idea what to get her? So, we turned to you for your advice and ideas. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco was all set and excited for his next vacation he's planned out and now he's second guessing the entire trip. Sounds like he's suffering from a case of cruise envy. And why are Ryan and Vaughn having to trade off wearing clothes?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What were you doing when you were busted & blushing?! "Foolin' around in the back of a Jeep with another guy and a cop shines his light in the back window! Oops." "I got caught skinny dipping by the police. The cop spotlighted us as we walked out of the water and told us, "We have decency laws in Iowa!" "When I was a teenager, I thought I hung up the phone after talking to my sister-in-law. Turns out I didn't hang up and she heard my renditions of belting out*NSYNC songs. pretty embarrassing back in the day when it wasn't cool for boys to be listening to boy band."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Lucy’s wondering if she should let her dad try to make up for a lifetime of wrongdoings?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What's your grossest guilty pleasure?! "Cow and horse hoof trimming videos, especially if there is a wound under the nail." "I love sucking on cold tator tots! Ha! Don't know why - just tastes good!" "I eat sunburnt skin peeled from my body."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dez needs snacks stat! Crisco, the king of awkward has yet another uncomfortable encounter. Actually, he has multiple awkward encounters to share with us.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s the hot button issue in your house?! "Hot button, My wife is a slob, does NOT clean up after herself!" "Is it supper or is it dinner? I grew up calling it supper. My husband refuses to call it that and sometimes won't eat what I make if I call it supper and not dinner." "My husband leaving trash NEAR but not IN the garbage can or recycling bin. Why is your empty pop can on the counter directly above the recycling bin??? Ugh!!!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Mike just found out that his wife has been secretly treating herself to a little something special to help with the demands of her job!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco on the verge of another spending spree and how long till the state of Minnesota takes custody of Pidge?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What are you keeping from your family?! "My husband and I have been in an open relationship for the last five years. Our families have no idea." "Not telling my kids ever that their dad is requesting DNA testing out of spite, just to try and break me emotionally." "I'm keeping my 2-month-old daughter from my family. My husband and I are the only two that know about her. My family is crazy..."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Janet has been protecting a MAJOR secret for his sister! But now that she’s gone, is it time to tell her son the truth?!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

After a short break at the end of 2023, it's 2024 and the podcast is back! What's been going on since the last podcast? A lot!!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Over the holidays Ryan and his husband Vaughn went on a Cruise. While on this cruise, Ryan had an experience with another couple that you couldn't even make up!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s your #MiniMeltdown Trigger?! "Slow drivers in the fast lane holding up traffic throw me into a mini rage!! MOVE OVER!!!" "Not being able to find my car keys when I am leaving for work." "When my boss tells me how good I have in! #Mini-Meltdown"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.