Crisco, Dez & Wes

What have you never told anybody and never will? "I have cancer and about a month to live." "My husband thinks our son is his… It’s my ex-boyfriends, but I will never tell." "My mom told me I was her favorite child on her deathbed. I will never hurt my siblings by telling them." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Alison finally got exactly what she’s wanted for the last two years and now she doesn’t want it. Should she move on or expose everything?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco's limited vocabulary is expanded upon and Dez is learning her kids hear everything. Everything!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Who’s the most embarrassing family member and what do they do? "My Dad, He has no hesitation to pick his nose in public." "My grandma!! She is on Facebook, and she has no idea how to act online!! She is kind of an airhead too. One time she literally asked for Batman's phone number!! And she was being serious!!" "My sister is the loudest person ever, so embarrassing. She talks loud, laughs loud - so embarrassing!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Lewis is trying to do right by his dad but living with his mom is killing his dating life! Can he ditch his mom and leave her behind?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco (as usual) continues to emit women repellent with each word he says and Dez has started talking to birds again. What a group we are!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What did you later find out was a big lie?! "My parents told me the Ice cream truck only played music when they were out of ice cream." "My mother-in-law always said they were struggling financially while my husband was growing up because his dad left... turns out she had a meth addiction..." "I was told my entire life that my dad was my biological dad, turns out he's not, and my uncle is actually my dad. Found all of this out from 23andMe." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Melanie is jealous of her husbands “work family” but is the “family trip” something she needs to be concerned about?!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco and Pidge went to the Gophers game this past weekend and definitely came back with some stories. And we've talked about "girl dinner", but what about "boy dinner"?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco admitted to multiple shocking acts that he did and does! Do these actions make him a monster? You'll have to be the judge!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What do you only do on vacation? "Only on vacation do we unicorn outside. Hotel balcony, after dark on a beach, private place on a hike." "I drink a mimosa every day when I'm on vacation!" "I smoke cigars, but only on vacation. Especially in Mexico. This Cubans are no joke!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Trudy’s sister won the lottery! But it’s what she isn’t doing with the money that is the most upsetting part! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wow! Is Dez joining a reading group? Plus the crazy things a Pidge does when taking days off!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What do you hate that is universally loved?! "Halloween. It's the most meaningless holiday there is!" "Prince and Adele." "I hate fruit, all fruit!" "Sweet Martha's." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco suddenly had a realization about his family, and we learn some very fun facts that we can almost guarantee you don't know!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What do you do that nobody understands?! "Nobody understands I can smell the color yellow." "Serial killers!" "Stickers... anything sticky I pull off labels just to feel the stickiness... also love tape just to feel it!" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Susan’s boyfriend wants to commit himself to her in the most over the top way you can show your love to someone else! And she hates it! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dez is having a moment where all the sudden she's realizing her age and Crisco's making her apologize for being incredibly funny! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What did you have to give up because you were addicted?! "I had to give up shopping because I was addicted. 5 maxed out credit cards and a credit score of 427. Now I have $0 credit debt and a credit score of 780." "My ex... oh damn those lips!" " "Alcohol. Sober for 8 years, 2 months and 6 days without a relapse." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Vicky had one request for her bridesmaids and her cousin just broke the rule! Can you kick her out of the wedding party for this?!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco threw a big party over the weekend and just wait till you hear how much he spent on it! The way Crisco and Pidge are spending money lately, they're either secret millionaires or will be broke in a matter of weeks. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Rat somebody out and tell us THEIR secret! "I caught my friend drinking, and she tells everyone she has been sober for 2 years. She goes to meetings then comes home and drinks!" "My coworker is getting fired for a felony and getting her insurance license taken away." "My friend is having an affair with a married man who has 3 kids. She will drive hours just to see him for the unicorn."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Amanda’s neighborhood has sustained damage, and the neighbors want to see her Ring Camera! But she doesn’t want to show anyone because she knows who did it!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What do they do that makes you cringe with the Ick!? "Leaving the restroom without washing your hands!" "I cringe when someone spits a big loogie in front of me. Just gross!!!" "People picking their underwear out of their backside while they're walking right in front of everybody."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Pidge is back at, coming up with "brilliant" inventions that have already been invented. Plus, Crisco makes a horrifying confession to Dez.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What are you into that nobody would expect?! "I'm 6'5 240lbs football looking guy with tattoos and I like to crochet!" "I'm a 49-year-old basic mom who is an avid gamer and can play the drums." "I ride a Harley and I am a Barbie collector!" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's our third and final live podcast from the 2023 Minnesota State Fair and it's a fun one! We put Dez's love of mayonnaise to the test and does the five second rule apply no matter where you're at?!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s the embarrassing thing you are “known for”?! "Pooping my pants in a dates car." "I'm known for having six toes on my left foot." "I am known for is getting my nipples pierced in high school and telling everyone about it!" "Letting an obnoxious fart out and getting us kicked out of the store." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Could a marriage proposal be so bad that you’d be willing to end the relationship over it?!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What are the beige flags in your relationship? Plus, a couple had been trying for a baby for over four years, they finally got to the root of the problem and we're happy to report are now pregnant. You have to hear this inspirational story!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What are you addicted to that you wish you could quit? "I'm addicted to salt. If I couldn't use it, it would be like taking away the sun and all my days would be cloudy!" "I dip my fries in sour cream and ketchup, way better!!" "Desserts. I make the most obnoxious and over the top desserts just for fun constantly. I would lose so much weight if I could break my super sweet tooth."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Brittany is embarrassed by her boyfriend's lifestyle choices. Does he take it too far or can she learn to embrace it?! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We're back out live at the fair and on a tear!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What are you still salty about?! "My SIL asked me to be her bridesmaid in her vow renewal. I bought a $200 nonrefundable dress. Four days later she announces they're getting divorced." "I'm salty about Ryan making fun of my secret crush on Crisco. I can't get over it until he apologizes to Crisco!!!! That sexy man!" "Finding out that your husband is still talking to his ex-girlfriend after 7 years of being with him." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Grace’s boyfriend is SUPER comfortable around her and it’s getting annoying. Do people ever really change or is this just who he is?!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What secret have you told no one that you’d like to get off your chest?! "I cheated on my fiancé and then husband with a married man for 4 years." "My mistress is my best friend from grade schools' mother." "I really want to play bedroom but I'm too shy to admit it to my husband."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's the first day of the Great Minnesota Get Together, so we packed up all our equipment and headed out to the the fair grounds to podcast live!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What can’t you turn down?! "I CANNOT turn down my sugar daddy when he deposits $1,000 in my bank account!" "I can't resist a big hairy guy with a hot butt and a big package." "Egg rolls. When I'm traveling and out for a walk. If there is a restaurant that sells egg rolls, I have to buy them!" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dennis is having a hard time convincing his wife to get a job now that their youngest is in school full time! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dez confesses something that absolutely shocked us to the core and Crisco and Pidge are set to star in the final chapter of the Dumb and Dumber franchise, working title "Can't Get Dumber!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What did you get fired for? "I was fired for a dumpster fire which my supervisor started." "I got fired for being pregnant. Needless to say, I sued and won. Made enough money to afford to be a stay at home mom!" "Got fired for not clocking out for lunch when I went out to pick up lunch for the office and was accused of "stealing company time."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

JoAnne is trying to find a nice way to tell her parents to stay where they are because she doesn’t want them to move here!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Anyone that listens to us knows that life is already a struggle for us to get through (Ryan excluded), but lately it's been even more challenging for some of us, which is the last thing we need! Dez suffered a near death experience yesterday (drama queen) while driving home, and Pidge is just physically near death.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Have you ever walked into someone's home and thought, I have to have that! A sense of jealousy and envy washes over you and you do your best to hide it. Ryan just discovered a feature someone has in their house and he wants it in the worst way! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What secret were you let in on once you were old enough? "At 60 years old, I found out my grandfather's biological parents were brother & sister." "My grandparents used to own Sex World and they are swingers." "When I was 20 years old, I found out my sister is actually my mother." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jennifer isn’t sure if she can ever forgive her husband for what he’s asked her to do! She’s ready to move out after his last request! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Could Johnny & June soon be going on a nationwide tour?! And waitresses and waiters are getting fed-up with a certain group of people and are saying get the hell out of my booth!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

#ThisIsWhyI’mWeird "Bacon is so much better lightly cooked and not crunchy!" "When I’m listening to the radio or we’re going past a sign I have to spell it out, either in cursive with my fingers or sign language. So, every time KS95 is said on the radio I have to sign in sign language. My husband thinks I’m an absolute nut job!" "I collect animal bones that I find outside!!" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Carolyn and her boyfriend do not fight well together. In fact, there recent round of cheating on one another has gone next level! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What awkward situation did you run into?! "I've multiple times told phone representatives "love you" when hanging up. Just a reflex for me." "At my oldest daughter's wedding I had to sit with my first ex-husband on my right, my second ex-husband right behind me with his new girlfriend, and my current husband on my left." "My daughter at her kindergarten conference told her teacher that we had to hurry up because we had to pick up her dad at the king of diamonds!!!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.