Crisco, Dez & Wes

Are there certain stores that have a "laxative effect? on you? We didn't know if this was a real thing so we asked listeners and we quickly learned, this is a real thing! We also give Crisco a little preview of what his memorial show would be like just in case he unexpectedly passed on us. Knock on wood.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Every-so-often we love talking about #AwkwardMoments. Whether it's something that happened to one of us, a listener, or even a funny story we read somewhere. Well, both Dez & Ryan experienced awkward moments recently and you must hear what happened!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What screams “I want attention”?! "When people post something cryptic to Facebook to get comments asking what's wrong." "People who talk on speakerphone in public." "People with face tattoos and tons of piercings are screaming for attention!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

He just found out his girlfriend has something in common with Ted Bundy, John Gacy and Dexter! But he’s still not sure if he should dump her or love her?! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco came in this morning with a hot take. He claims the 90's was by the best era to be a teenager in. Many agreed, many disagreed. Listen to the debate and let us know what you think!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Are cat cults real? What other cults are out there and do you belong to any? Plus, whatever things have you just grown out of? It seems like there's a certain age in life where you start going from f.o.m.o. to j.o.m.o.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

I could NOT live without (Blank)! "I could not live without my cats! I love being a cat mom!" "Chapstick & my phone!" "I could not live without wine, books, and KS95." "A shot of tequila after my serving shift!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Matthew has a big trip planned for 4th of July and his fiancé has no idea what’s waiting for her when she gets to the island! Should he tell her ahead of time or let her be surprised?! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

#UnpopularOpinion "Butter is NASTY!" "I HATE coffee!!" "I don't like pumpkin spice, yuck! Carrot cake is the worst of all cakes. Pumpkin pie is the worst of all pies. T Swift is way overrated."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco got the pleasure of riding in Dez's car yesterday and literally thought he was going to die. According to Dez though, he just needs to calm down, it's called "relaxed driving". Plus, people are surprisingly passionate about ice cream sandwiches!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Rachel’s sister is trying to get her son included on their family trip! And it’s turning into a two week vacation that’s going to cost a bunch of money!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What stupid thing makes you uncontrollably angry?! "Chomping on ice!!" "People not using blinkers!" "Littering. Most if all cigarette butts. It makes my blood boil!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

After showing up to his former softball team's game yesterday, Crisco learned that his actions do have consequences. And what do you love so much that you'll never give up no matter what? You may be surprised what some people aren't willing to give up!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

I Love (Blank) and that will never change! "I love New Kids on the Block and that'll never change!!" "I love when my kids are gone." "I love wieners and that will never change!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Peter feels like his wife is trying to trick him into buying her gifts!! Is she asking for the moon or is he being a cheapskate?!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

You do it because you love them! "My wife watches murder shows at bedtime... hate it. Makes my dreams terrible." "I interact with my in-laws. Rarely. But still." "Car shows. So many car shows, and they are sooooooo boring! But I do it because I love him."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Lauren just uncovered her fiancé’s best kept secret and it’s killing her to know that he’s rich but pretending not to be!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What can’t you seem to get over?! "My ex... I'm engaged and I feel like he was the one that got away." "I can't get over my ex. He treated me so horribly and clearly never cared, but I can't get over him at all. Probably because I lost the v-card to him." "I can't get over my ex boyfriend cheating on me the weekend after my brothers funeral."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ryan has a serious question for all the women out there, and we literally take a look inside Crisco & Pidge's body.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco's family have devised a perfect plan... for themselves. Not so great for Crisco. Plus, have aliens arrived in River Falls?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

After Crisco's dog unexpectedly passed last year we launched Buck$ for Babe and any listener of ours knows it was a tremendous success. Thanks to our listeners as usual. It was such a success that Dan Stoltz of Spire Credit Union surprised Crisco last week that we're doing round two. Here's how it went!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Eric’s Mom is giving him a major guilt trip for not being supportive of her fiancé. He’s questioning her motives on why you would marry your father-in-law?! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What did you intentionally steal? "I steal Salt and pepper shakers from restaurants. Just because they are there..." "I stole a Beasty Boys cassette tape from Paminda in Waseca." "I stole a very important job that that pays SO much money from my coworker and took it for myself without her knowing. I feel no regret."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Secondhand Hounds joined us on the show this morning to announce the grand total our listeners raised for Buck$ for Babe in just TWO day! We keep saying we shouldn't be surprised anymore because we have the most generous listeners and you guys always through. But yet again, we were absolutely blown away by our listeners and the amount raised. If you missed the announcement we recap it all in this podcast. Plus, we're looking for two caring and responsible adults. You'll find out why.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What was the shock of your life?! "Shock of my life, walking into my parents room while they were working out a math equation. The answer added up to 69." "Looking for something in my mom's bedside table and found her "Little Black Book" where she rated her dates and pretty explicitly explained what they were good at and what she liked. Ick!" "Found out that I had a older brother that I had no idea of until I was 35 yrs old .. my dad never mentioned him. My mom had no idea as well and my brother." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

You think your in-laws are bad, wait till you hear about Rachel’s potential future family! Would anyone marry into this family?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco's going to take on Hutch in a battle for the ages and Dez gives us a peak into her life.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

You think your in-laws are bad, wait till you hear about Rachel’s potential future family! Would anyone marry into this family? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What would your warning sign say?! "I will judge you if you don't know how to properly wash your hands!" "Warning: Passes gas on the regular!" "Caution: Moods change quickly!" "Dangerous curves ahead ; )"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We couldn't be happier to announce the 2nd annual Buck$ for Babe has kicked off! To learn more or donate you can click the following link Bucks for Babe | Secondhand Hounds Plus, we couldn't be happier to announce someone on this show is starting their very own nation and we may be able to finally get rid of them!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco had no idea this was coming, but thanks to Dan Stoltz and Secondhand Hounds we were able to surprise Crisco on the one year anniversary of his beloved dog Babe's death that we're doing round two!!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

How do you immediately know if someone’s not for you? "If they are ALL ABOUT themselves." "If they use the word "like" a million times!" "If they don't hold the door for elders. Nope! Byeee." "Body smell not anything offensive there’s just some people give off a scent that is not pleasing to me."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

You will never believe what somebody left for Crisco to clean up this weekend?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco and Dez headed to Washington D.C. to accept the "Service to America Award" that we truly only won because of our absolutely incredible and generous listeners. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Give us the Icks with your biggest Cringe moment! "My mom's friend very old husband (70) asking for a hug, I shook my head NO but he pulled me in and kissed me on the cheeks and said 'Ah refreshing'." "I was dancing with the brides father at a wedding. He spun me and I reached out to take his hand again but missed and grabbed "him" instead 😳" "My ex-boss put his hands on my shoulders and whispered in my ear "you're my favorite" soooo awkward!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kate is having a moral dilemma when it comes to accepting money from her father-in-law. Should he be allowed to help out his grandson?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s hard to to admit that you LOVE doing?! "I create fake Instagram accounts and immediately bombard my sister and mom with messages about everything they've done wrong!" "Watching all the scandalous dramas and imagining it’s me : )" "Love eating toes..."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Matthew may have uncovered the real reason why his wife wanted to marry him so fast! But should he follow his instincts or leave it alone?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s the most disturbing secret you’ve discovered about someone close to you?! "Family from each side of my family has had unicorn with the other side, several times." "My husband is a crossdresser… I'll never unsee that!" "When my grandfather died suddenly, we cleaned out his house and found adult toys, women’s underwear and bras, and bondage items. AND pictures of him in bondage... Are you kidding me!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Abby would really like it if you’d just tell her it’s okay that she goes into her brother's house and steals a family heirloom before he sells it!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What surprising thing did you learn about your parents when you got older?! "My parents used to engage in unicorn with my now stepmother." "My dad was a gigolo/pimp, he used to take me with him to meet different people." "Found out in my 40's that my biological father is not who I grew up with. Thanks 23 and me."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Christina’s brother is whisking their Dad away on Father’s Day for a once-in-a-lifetime experience! Should she go into debt to avoid looking like a cheapskate?!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We get to hear all about the trip Dez and Crisco went on together to accept an award in Babe's honor. And who would you pay $100,000 dollars to be friends with for a day?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Unfortunately, Ryan's dream of living the RV life has come to an end. Plus, why was Crisco sobbing like a baby and being shunned this weekend?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What specific thing do you wish men would stop doing? "Acting like your wife is your mother. Put your clothes away, put dishes in the dish washer, just pick up after yourself!" "Adjusting themselves!" "Starting projects, doing them 1/2 ass, not bothering to complete them, AND THEN leaving the mess, tools and all, out for an eternity until I finally have to clean it up." "Why do men feel the need to walk around the house with no pants?!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ryan came in with a real hot take and what many people around this building considered an unpopular opinion. Listeners definitely had their opinions!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Rules and trends are constantly changing, it can be hard to keep up sometimes. So, we cover a couple subjects and share how you can be hip and keep up with these times! Plus, we get scared straight in this episode.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Well, Dez caught Pidge doing something weird and embarrassing... again. Of course she secretly had to record him and here's what happened.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

I’m “That Person”! "I'm that person that spends several minutes loving up your dog and then remember to acknowledge to you... Sorry not sorry dogs come first!" "I'm that person that gets hammered at a kids birthday party and ends up breaking stuff." "I'm that girlfriend that will sleep with all your friends. Luckily my man is all for it !!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Alexis is afraid her sister is going to come off looking like a giant B if she refuses to do the one thing you always do before getting married!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.