Crisco, Dez & Wes

Rosa just met her daughter's new boyfriend and future husband! The man standing at her front door was the last person she ever expected to be dating her 24-year-old daughter. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It says a lot about who you are as a person. Do you save the best bite of a meal for last or is it the first thing you go for? Do you do the hardest tasks first and get it out of the way, or do you put it off and save it for last? Do you save the best for last or attack the best right off the bat?!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Do you like stale food? Anything in particular? If you've never tried it or thought to, you're not alone, but our stale food lovers are definitely not alone either! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's amazing the things listeners grasp onto and won't let go! Do you like stale food? How do you really pronounce Calgary? We go to great lengths to answer those questions and more in this podcast.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Joel is being asked by his wife to dump his new friends and re-join her in their unhealthy lifestyle or else they may grow apart! Can this marriage be saved?? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s the biggest thing you lie about?! "How many kids I have." "Biggest lie... that I'm happily married." "Lie about not hooking up with my ex-husband every now and then."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dez accidentally showed off all of her goods to all the beachgoers this past weekend and she now has her mind set on a new world record!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s the secret perk of your job?! "My company goes to Costco once a month for the employees!" "We have a full bar and three different beers always on tap. No restrictions on when you can indulge and company will reimburse any Uber/Lyft for you!" "See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Lisa broke up with her boyfriend on an airplane. And it gets worse from there! Now she’s wondering if she made the right decision?! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The worst thing you wasted money on… "I spent $8,000 on a motorcycle that was too big for me because my dad convinced me to. I just paid the stupid loan off and I would love to sell it!" "I was suckered into face cream set for wrinkles. I didn't have any. Never used the system once." "I lost $1,600 on an online weight loss bet." "A payday loan that was a scam. Cost me 1,500 dollars. Also gambled over $50,000 away."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

If you could get paid to do anything you want, what would your dream job be? Why is Crisco having such vivid dreams?!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s your cheapskate hack?! "Cut the dryer sheets in half and use them more than once." "My husband washes out plastic baggies. When I see them drying on the counter, I throw them away." Ewww cheapskate!" "I tear paper towels into smaller pieces ALWAYS!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Karen’s husband has figured out the perfect way to spend the big raise she just got at work! Should he be in charge of this?!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ryan's back from his trip to the desert, aka Phoenix. Plus, is Crisco leaving the Morning Show?? He answers that question and more.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's one of our favorite bits to do around here, Top That! Where we throw out a story or scenario to our listeners and see if there's anybody that can top it. Well, is there anyone that can top our resident hillbilly Dez in our latest edition of Top That?!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s something you’re hiding somewhere that you hope nobody finds?? "My naughty box!" "I hide my fathers-in-law's ashes in my car." "I have $10,000 cash stashed in my house." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ryan tells us the chilling legend of "Lake Inferior". If you've never heard this story, please listen now! It'll leave you speechless! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Have you ever heard of a baby shower just for the dad? Well, that’s what Ron’s mom wants to do for him but he’s afraid it will cause an all-out war with his baby mama.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco recently began chasing the true love of his life on Facebook and while doing so, came across someone he never would've guessed!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco's preparing for his "guys weekend" and it's definitely not the nerdiest weekend plans of all-time! Plus, when Burger King says "Have it your way!" they truly mean it!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sorry but we can't be friends if you blank? "We can't be friends if you change the music while I'm driving." "We can't be friends if you don't like cats. They come first in my life, THEN you!" "If you don’t have a since of humor or can’t take a joke!" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

You’d expect your roommate to be ecstatic that you saved her cat… That’s not how it turned out and now she’s trying to decide if she should sue her!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

I never thought I'd be that person who blanks?! "Never thought I'd be the person who gardens. I used to party until dawn. Now I have 7 different varieties of tomatoes growing. What happened?!?!" "My girlfriend never thought she would begin building Legos in her 50's! But, she met me." "Never thought I'd sells rocks (crystals) on the internet."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dez outs Pidge for procrastinating and what is the best cake out there and where do you get it?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

You have to hear the very strange reason that Jamie’s sister is blaming her for her house being robbed! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What is the biggest thing you hide about yourself? "I'm deaf but no one would know." "I like to find dead caterpillars and cook them on my stove." "I'm a closet alcoholic... can't get past it right now, but know it's a problem!" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ryan was caught a bit off guard to say the least when someone he's a big fan of walked into his studio today. Plus, after much anticipation, Ryan finally tells us Part 2 of The Legend of Lake Inferior.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

#TruthBomb "My boss has been cheating on his wife for the past 5 years." "I worked at a movie theater in college & we used to save leftover popcorn in huge bags overnight & would mix it into the fresh popcorn the next day." "From a teacher. They do not grade 90% of the things turned in." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Is it okay to propose to another woman with your dead ex-wife’s wedding ring?! Or is that a no-no?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What do you wish you could tell your family but you can’t! "That we hate my sister's fiancé. He's just the worst!" "I did a wellness check on my brother which ended up in a psych hold and no supported me. I harbor a lot feelings about that. I wish they would have been on my side." "My brother has been in palliative care for years now. I wish I could tell my family I want him to die already so my mom can live her golden years and not have to take care of him anymore."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Cindy has a strange addiction that could quite possibly be the strangest addiction we’ve ever heard of! And it’s costing her a small fortune to keep up with it! But is it time to come clean with what she’s doing?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Pidge claims if the money's right, there's nothing you couldn't pay him to do. Besides murder or anything like that of course, he says he'll do it. We test his theory and have listeners weigh in. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dez is back from her trip to Montana, and friend of the show psychic Becky has a giant revelation for Pidge!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Nicole is wondering if it was a mistake to marry her friend with benefits! Is it too soon for a divorce?!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s your worst nightmare?! "Getting stuck in a narrow cave the width of your shoulders OR plane going down. So, just inevitable death." "Cuddling with somebody and feeling their hot, gross nose breath on my body somewhere! Sick!" "Papercuts all over my body! Gives me chills just thinking about it." "My worst nightmare would be to burn alive while being trapped somehow!" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s the first thing you do when you get a moment alone?! "Have a nice glass of wine from the skulls of my enemies who have wronged me throughout the years, lol. Or maybe just meditate..." "When I'm alone I put on a squirrel costume and act like a squirrel eating a nut." "Immediately get naked, get in bed and blast the A/C!" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

If you haven't heard the story of "Lake In Superior" you don't know what you're missing! Ryan shares Part One of his two part series. Plus, more struggles as TJ tries to get through the rest of this week.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kyle did some digging into his family tree and found a rotten apple. This is going to ruin everything if he shares what he found! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What are you putting off!? "My overflowing mountain pile of laundry that's been accumulating over the past 2 months." "I once bought a book on procrastination. I never read it." "Scheduling. My. Vasectomy."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco has an update on a very special pup he's been keeping his eye on! Plus, TJ had a bit of a pregnancy scare this morning. She was never worried she was prego, at least that's what she's saying, but she did take a pregnancy test on the show this morning, so...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What gets you through your day?! "I absolutely hate my 2 jobs but knowing that my family depends on me to bring home a paycheck gets me through the day!" "I'm a preschool teacher. All the hugs and I love Yous get me through the day 🙂" "Adderall and Prozac!" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Nick thought an ‘Open Marriage’ was the way to spice up their marriage. This idea quickly backfired and now he’s wondering if it’s even possible to save his relationship! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We go over some secrets from this morning that we couldn't say on-air. And what hot summer trend has Ryan noticed lately?!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We do it every Tuesday morning around 8:35. This week we review Jack Ryan: Season 4See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

I never thought I’d have to tell someone (Blank) but I did! "I never thought I had to tell a grown man how to properly wipe his behind." "I never thought I'd have to tell a parent that administering a pregnancy test under the ARMPIT of her daughter was incorrect!" "Never thought I would have to tell someone that you don't deserve a raise for just showing up on time!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ray’s marriage is strained after their new baby arrived and now, he’s come up with the perfect solution to get some sleep while his wife is on maternity leave! It’s just that he has to tell her the idea but he’s afraid of her reaction! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Pidge has a theory that there's one specific question you can ask someone that tells you everything you need to know about them. Do you agree? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Joe Jonas really opens up and shares a story he's never shared. Plus, have you ever heard of "time blindness"? Apparently it's a new thing and younger people all around the country are suffering from it.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s the last thing someone would guess about you?! "One thing people would never guess about me is that I've taken "magic mushrooms" on more than one occasion. I only look sweet and innocent..." "I secretly own 12 rental properties and have millions sitting in the bank." "I was pretty "open and willing" in my 20's. I'm very conservative now." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

How would you feel about your mom spending your inheritance on her step kids?!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.