Crisco, Dez & Wes

Dez has really been trying, and trying for years to win a lifetime supply of anything! We touched on it this morning on the show and suddenly she's realizing it may not be as great as she thinks, in fact, some of the stuff she's signing up for may be a scam. Plus, we learn the fascinating and unique way Lady Gaga is keeping people from stealing her powers!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What food crimes have you committed?! "Stove top stuffing and salsa with kraft mac & cheese" "Food crime, my husband mixes tuna fish with mayo and then adds it to his Ramen noodles! 🤮 it's so disgusting!" "I would eat a Triple Whopper with cheese, large onion rings, large Dr. Pepper, large milkshake... all while watching The Biggest Loser." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Julia’s new boyfriend has an after work activity that some may find appalling and others deem worthy of a breakup! Is he brilliant or THE WORST?!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's a ping pong podcast. we bounce all over the place. From Dez meeting a real life hero of her's while out in Montana, to some questionable Canadian slogans, to Secrets that were too naughty to air on the show. Shocking to say the least!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jeanine is having second thoughts about marrying her fiancé because his parents are completely insane!!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s the most disturbing thing someone told you casually?! "My coworker casually told me two minutes before a meeting started that her husband was becoming a woman..." "A man once told me... you make me purr like a walrus." "My uncle (10 years older than me) asked me if I wanted to unicorn with him..." "Someone told me that they are married. But also have a dominatrix master and several other sexual partners!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A very informative podcast. First things first, Ryan wants to know if he's a first rate B?! We also learn the cool, hip new words our youngsters are using these days and another trend that apparently is really catching on. A trend that Crisco started doing 20 years ago.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hannah knows that she probably shouldn’t just give up on her life here in Minnesota but maybe it’s exactly what she should do! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What do you want to tell somebody but you can’t?! "I would love to tell my kids that their dad and I got divorced because he cheated and moved in with his mistress" "I want to tell my best friend that I'm into him even though I'm not gay..." "I want to tell my ex’s wife he still texts and calls me… and I don't plan on not talking to him anymore!" "That I wish my MIL was gone in whatever way possible!" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dez is back from Montana and she definitely has some stories to share. Pidge continues to have #PridgeProbs and Crisco's trying to find ways to fill his time in when he's in New York next month.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hanna called in for our weekly segment Write Us a Song Mr. Crisco Man and asked Crisco to write a song for her husband's small business "Advanced Septic Solutions" aka Ass Inc. Well Crisco certainly wrote a song for Hanna & Ben and here he is debuting it for her. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Eric is seriously terrified for his daughter’s life after her boyfriend proposed to her! Is her fiancé’s plan something to be afraid of? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What are you constantly daydreaming about?! "Reuniting with friends after they leave a cult that I was in for 20 years." "Constantly daydreaming about having earth shattering unicorn with my incredibly sexy, cut, good looking, & married, general contractor, that I'm crushing on hard!" "I daydream about owning a car. I am 60." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What gives you the Icks?! "Guys hairy buttcracks hanging out when they bend over!" "Paper cuts and hangnails! Especially when you catch them on something and can feel the skin wiggle ICK!!!" "Man. Buns. ICK!!!" "Long dirty fingernails."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What didn’t you know about guys until you got with one?! "That we have to follow them around to pick up after everything they do... who needs kids!?! Nope!" "The farting!!! Ugh nonstop everyday all day!!! Then I had two sons... I can't get away!" "I thought when they got a vasectomy, they cut both hangers off, just like a dog. Learned that's not the case!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kevin caught his girlfriend doing something no guy ever wants to see his girl doing! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We return to some more Secrets from this morning. We asked "What's the one thing you don't want anyone to know?" well, it makes sense that they don't want anyone knowing this stuff! Are you a competitive person? We're finding out that a lot of us are very competitive. Perhaps (definitely) too competitive.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s the one thing you don’t want anyone to know about you?? "I would never want anyone to know I wear my wife's lingerie around the house while I clean and no one is home." "I don't want anyone to know that I'm way more in to guys then women . I've been with my with my wife for almost 10 years with 2 kids and when they get old enough I will finally tell them." "I had unicorn with my boyfriend in a corn maze that my family was also going through." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Lisa has been helping her boyfriend out with his child-support payments and she just found out what he’s doing with the money! But is her reason to break up with him a bit childish?! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ryan's suffered some date night drama Friday night and Devin's world is rocked!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What can't you resist?! "I cannot resist a man with long hair!" "Doggos! I need to pet all the dogs I come across and tell them how much of a handsome/beautiful puppers they are." "I can't resist Reese's shapes. Eggs. Trees. Pumpkins, all of them...🤤"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Violet’s boyfriend has no clue that he’s not welcome at her sister’s wedding! Should she bring him anyway?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

T.M.I. T.J. is filling in for Dez and boy does she fill in perfectly for our resident chillbilly. T.J shares a little T.M.I., Pidge shares T.M.I. and Crisco gets schooled by a man in the bathroom.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What do you only say in your head but never out loud?! "My secret thought? Why would you want to do that?! whenever someone says they're getting married." "In my head... SHUT THE F UP!!!!" "To my child: Actually that artwork sucks." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

DeAnna was so convinced her husband was cheating on her that she hired an investigator to find the proof! But it wasn’t WHO he was cheating with, it was WHAT he was doing that has her baffled! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

For some reason, Dez was invited to read to the classroom at her daughter Dusty's school. Again, for some reason Dez decided to invite Crisco to join her as a special guest. This was doomed for disaster from the get go! Here's what happened. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What did you instantly regret?! "I instantly regretted paying $14,000 on a bath tub/shower renovation when I learned I could have done it by myself for under $2000!" "Instant regret... a shot of Everclear." "Buying into a time share. Immediately regretted it and cancelled 😂"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What is it about your that is creepy or geeky?? "Creepy: I STARE at people. I don't even know I am but I'm studying them. It drives my husband crazy." "We have a massive collection of Harry Potter, Star Wars, Legos, and Transformers in our home reading what we call a display room..." "I have a daddy thing." "I'm a band geek that never grew up. Currently 23 and play in a community concert band every week."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

How do you get rid of a roommate that will never leave?!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

There's a rumor going around the "Disco" (Devin & Crisco) might be an item and Dez is heading for a possible disaster if she doesn't make some lifestyle changes quickly!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What temptation did you finally give into?? "Harry Potter about 3 years ago. Now I have watched all movies 3+ times and read all the books and yes... I'm a lady!" "I gave in and asked my girl crush out for a date." "I caved and finally bought an Air Fryer. It's amazing!" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Paul got off on the wrong foot with his father-in-law after what happened at his wedding last week! Can you really send wedding guests a bill after the event has taken place?! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco and Dez went and read to the kidos at Dusty's school yesterday and of course, we have audio from it. You'd like to think they'd be able to read a little better than seven year old's, but you listen and judge for yourself. Also, Crisco has another friend asking for a huge favor!! Should he do it?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What do you do that drives other people crazy?! "I love peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwiches!!" "When I eat my jaw clicks, it drives my daughter bonkers!" "My O.C.D. cleaning lol."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Elliot wants to do the right thing to help his nephew out but then he would suddenly have a lot of explaining to do on how he managed to get all that money!!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Is Dez really taking the right approach to parenting? For that matter, is she really taking the right approach to marriage as well? Also, has anybody else's spouse put them on a P.I.P.?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What are you oddly passionate about? "Pandas..." "Oddly passionate about my driveway. I Have to get it cleaned so it's not icy." "Shopping carts left in the middle of parking lots drive me insane!!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ben’s daughter is begging him to let her do something drastic while Mom is out of town. Does he dare go behind Mom’s back??See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's one of our favorite things to do, a live podcast. We do the After Hours podcast live from The Home & Garden Show in front of a ton of our loyal listeners. We're in front of our listeners but still up to our normal shenanigans!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What did someone share with you that was TM?! "Coworker detailing her swinger lifestyle over lunch 😩" "An unpolished coworker told people she didn't like eating cheerios because they made her make "floaters." "A coworker shared that after she's done feeding her son, she breastfeeds her husband." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco gets duped into helping a friend move this weekend and it's funny how certain words can just set people off. We also go over some Secrets from this morning's show that were too naughty for air.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Danielle’s mother-in-law just asked the impossible! How could you help her do this and NOT tell your husband?!?! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Never thought I’d be the person that (blanks)! "I never thought I would lose my deed card. On a picnic table at my work place!" "Be a loud obnoxious cussing screaming hockey mom 🤣" "Call off my wedding the night before." "Leave my husband for a man!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This happens to us every so often, one thing leads to another, we start laughing and before we know it, the podcast has gone off the rails. This podcast... may have gone off the rails a bit.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tanya's sister is living a lie to be with her guy. In fact, Tanya thinks she's truly more compatible with this man than her own sister that is actually dating this man! Now she's wondering if she should speak up at the risk of ruining her relationship with her sister?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s the one thing you wish you weren’t known for?! "Accidentally tearing my underwear in half..." "Really wish I wasn't known for my resting b face. All my friends tell me they were scared to approach me at first." "I wish I wasn't known for eating glass😭"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Did Ryan really go out of town last weekend or did he just predict a storm was heading out way and got the heck out of town? Some listeners have questions. Spoiler alert, he really was out of town in Chicago. He shares how he managed to somehow slip onto the last flight out of town, which was pretty much just him and a bunch of pilots. Even though he was in Chicago, he shares the absolutely fascinating way he was still able to visit Vaughn from there. Wait till you hear this!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s one thing you did when you were younger that you hope your kids never do?! "Don't play hide and seek in the chest freezer!" "I hope my kids never do the nasty in their high school stairwell like I did." "I once did acid. Never do it, the clowns are very scary!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Vicky’s husband had a big surprise for her when she got home from work. It didn’t go as planned and now she’s ticked!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Today's been the most Monday. Monday of all Mondays. Thank goodness Ryan is back tomorrow to save us all! Plus, why is Walmart being sued for 3 million dollars?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.