Crisco, Dez & Wes

What's the strangest thing you do every day?? "The temperature in my car is always set to an even number." "Every day when I take my socks off after work I rub one of my fingers through each of my toe ceases to clean the gunk out and then smell my fingers. It's gross and so addicting!" "I've had the same breakfast every day for 11 years."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jack’s family think he’s being a tightwad when it comes to his Dad’s party! Are they out of line by saying he’s uninvited if he doesn’t pay?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What's the most selfish thing you do?! Hey, no judging here! We're the last one's that can judge anybody!! "I make my family not talk to me until I've had a couple cups of coffee in the morning." "I order pizza and eat it all. The family won't enjoy it as much as me so I hide it for myself." "I play the "I pushed her out, you can change her diaper " game... #selfish" "I rely on the TV for too much so I don't have to parent."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco seems to really be overthinking a very common thing people do that most think nothing of. He has some pretty strong opinions, but is he overacting? Plus, listeners share some of the things that accidentally blurted out while drunk. Wow, can you ever even recover from some of these?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What's the craziest thing somebody admitted when they were drunk?! "A coworker said she was a sister wife." "A family friend admitted he burned down their house when they were upside-down on their mortgage." "I blurted out at a family reunion "after this weekend I'm telling him I want a divorce ". He was behind me...Oops!!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Nicole’s guy might be just too helpful when it comes to his Mom! Would you dump a guy that’s willing to do this for Mom?!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Suddenly Crisco is a man of the world! Has an amazing trip to Iceland planned, going to New York & Boston to see the Twins, now he's added another trip to his Calendar. But for some reason, we can't help but feel like this trip he's so excited about, is actually a little sad. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

If everyone came with a warning, what would your sign say?! "Will unload trauma dump without you asking!" "I am the one your mom warned you about." "May blurt out personal opinions at inappropriate times!!" "Caution: Stay 6 feet back at all times. #gassy"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s happening in his girlfriend’s basement is starting to concern Phil! Should anyone have this at home? Is this a sign of bigger issues?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Pidge thinks there's a murder in his house, so naturally he grabs scissors and hairspray for protection and searches for his supposed killer... butt naked. And Dez had her first day with the new cult she recently joined and it's already off to a rocky start. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Marissa doesn’t want to start her new relationship off on a lie, but she may have to in order to get the engagement ring that she wants! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What was is that you weren't mentally prepared for?! "Watching my house on fire and not being able to do anything." "I was not mentally prepared for my man's crazy a$$ ex." "I wasn’t mentally prepared for driving through my garage..." "I was not mentally prepared for adulthood!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Joe Bro and the Bengals defeated the Bills this weekend and we're feeling the vibes! If you're not on yet, hop on the band wagon as we ride it all the way to the Super Bowl. Plus, we dive into the latest hot debate online and discuss if hands free really is the right way to go. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What are you doing outside of work that could get you fired?! "I work at a hotel. I've snuck to a guest's room, after an invite, for a little unicorn." "Consuming the green good stuff." "A doctor at my work is doing procedures for cash outside work hours, but at work with the practice's supplies. I could get fired for not saying anything, but the doctor could fire me for telling."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Alan’s family likes to joke that he was switched at birth, but there might be some truth to that! Would you ever tell them the truth?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What just needs to be said out loud?! "All of your best friends have complained about you religiously to me about how bad of a friend you are, but then continue to be your "best friend." "Dear husband... you will be a divorced man this time next year, & you don't even KNOW it yet. Have fun with "Rosie" after that!" "My ex cheated on me so I cheated on him with his girl best friend!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Yesterday morning Corky called into the show asking Crisco to write her a song for her alpaca farm she's starting and opening up to the public. Crisco felt the inspiration, so he agreed to do it. Boy did he ever feel the inspiration. Many are saying this is Crisco's best song ever! Was it a hit or miss? Only you can decide!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ryan's sister is pregnant and having some major food cravings! So much so, she's making back alley deals for Caramel deLites girl scout cookies before they even hit the market February 17th. And a major debate arose on the show this morning! What are the top 3 road trip snacks? Crisco, Dez & Ryan got into it and listeners immediately started weighing in! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What did you do that nobody knows about? "I slept with my neighbor... No one knows except for those who saw my walk of shame." "There is an elderly man in my building that struggles financially and I leave Christmas gifts and random gift cards under his door and he has no idea." "I was standing behind someone in line at the pharmacy, single mom, babies in the cart who was in tears because she couldn't afford her kiddos prescriptions. When it was my turn in line I paid for them and told them to just call her back and get them to her."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Shawn’s Dad just asked him to do something that he can’t bring himself to do without hurting his own mother. Is there a way out of this?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco's still upset that this morning on the show listeners ruled Dez "accidentally" broke the rules of the 4 Week challenge and therefore, she's not disqualified and the challenge continues as usual. Perhaps some of Crisco's anger really stems from his bank account and how much money he has saved for his financial security. There may be some reason for insecurity! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What's the last lie you told?? " I said I went to an AA meeting but instead, I went to the casino. I didn't drink though!" "That I love him. I just don't want to start over or be alone." "That felt so good..." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jeanine is being recruited to join a commune of single Moms! Anyone else interested?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

And just like that, it's over way too soon! We did not see this coming and we were all absolutely shocked. You'll just have to hear it for yourself. We also had to get into some Secrets from this morning that could only be read on the podcast! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What are you thinking about all the time that would shock people?! "The time a guy next to me at the bar confessed to a murder to his friend. Details, name, everything." "A married former coworker I slept with last year. Will always think about it!" "I'm a 50 year old firefighter and I constantly think about frilly embroidery patterns..."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Would you be okay with your spouse going off to spend time with their Ex during a health crisis?! Jason feels like his wife is pushing the limit.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What happened in college that still haunts you?? "My coach hit on me during spring training and I ended up having an affair and he got in big trouble!" "I went to a scheduled appointment with the professor to discuss rescheduling an exam.. Walked in (I did knock) on the Prof having sex with a student in my class. Then he offered me an "A" to not say anything." "In college I thought my boyfriend cheated on me so I had a threesome with two of his best friends. Turns out he didn't cheat. He never found out but it haunts me. Especially since we are married now and see the guys often."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We're all concerned for Crisco, but nobody knows exactly what's going on?! His face is droopy, his eye is twitching and he has a headache. People from all over have reached out letting us know what it might be. Crisco being the pro that he is, powered through the podcast and then headed to the doc! We'll have an update later on. However, we hear a story about a man who recently had a much worse day at work! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"My husband yells down the grocery store aisle and asks what brand of tampons I want." "My spouse tells people about our sex life. Even bragging about my tool size." "Husband burps and farts in public and on the phone. Worse the clearing of his throat...so loud...so gross."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Susanne has been dreading the day her brother was going to call in a favor and it finally happened! Just in time before his prison sentence! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

How's the 4-week challenge and why is this so confusing? Crisco is having adverse reactions to eating healthy or is it his new hobby? Plus Dez discovers her new super power! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

"Never being married or having kids now that I'm in my early 40s people judge me every time I answer that question." "I'm embarrassed and feel judged for people to know that I like Cowboy Crisco." "I feel judged for dipping my fries in honey. Yummm!" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Josephine’s boyfriend is making some big bold changes in the new year and she needs to do it with him otherwise they need to break-up! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco has started a new a new challenge but can the whole show make it to the end? Plus, how much would you spend to drive a red Clown Car for two weeks? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What's the first thing you have to look for when you walk into someone's house? "If their couch smells like dog." "Their coffee pot. Do they ever clean it, some are so nasty!" "I look for the TV in the living room. If you're 30 years old with a box TV, see ya, I'm out. #sorrynotsorry" "If I see cats in the house I'm not eating anything!! People let their cats do things in the kitchen that they shouldn't." "First thing is if they're a toilet lid down family."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Joanne has been out of the dating game for awhile but is wondering if what this new guy is trying to do is something normal or insane?!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What do you wish you never had to do again?! "I wish I never had to risk the almost guaranteed rejection of asking my husband to unicorn." "Shave!" "I wish I never had to fall in love again." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Nora wants to give her daughter an incredible Sweet 16 birthday party, but she’s insisting on inviting one person that has her wanting to call the whole thing off!!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Are more people starting to open up to the options of Boomers? Dez's 3 year old son was about to call the Police for her parentin. And the way Pidge spends his weekend might make you feel better about yourself!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What just makes you super uncomfortable?? "I have heard my 19 year old son and his girlfriend having unicorn. It's a sound I can never unhear!" "Picking or flossing their teeth at a table in a restaurant while and after they've eaten." "When really old men hit on me, I work at a bar and a nursing home. ??" "My coworker who everyday tells me about her unicorn adventures the night before ugh gross!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What just makes you super uncomfortable?? "I have heard my 19 year old son and his girlfriend having unicorn. It's a sound I can never unhear!" "Picking or flossing their teeth at a table in a restaurant while and after they've eaten." "When really old men hit on me, I work at a bar and a nursing home. ??" "My coworker who everyday tells me about her unicorn adventures the night before ugh gross!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Pidge has a new obsession that cost him over $100. Who streaks in Toucan underwear? And where is Crisco going and how do you join him?!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What if you found out that your spouse was cheating when you first got married?! What if that was 8 years ago?! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Can you be so competitive to the point that it’s toxic?! Christine’s boyfriend is that guy! And what was waiting for her in bed just might be too much! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What's the dark secret you won't tell anyone?! "I'm in love with two men at the same time. I'm living a double life. I have a family & a life with one & the other just does things to me. I can't control myself around him!" "I had an affair with a prostitute I was seeing & got her pregnant." "I used to work for a Mexican cartel." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We're back in 2023 and some things never change! Pidge really needs adult supervision at all times. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Steven has three rules if his mother-in-law is going to stay for an entire week over the holidays. He wants to know if he’s out of line with his requests.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What are you dreading most about the holidays, but you'd never tell anyone?? "My sister bringing her soon to be ex-husband to Christmas even though they are getting a divorce... he has already moved out and I'm the only one in the family to know!" "My boyfriends cousin. She's in her 30's and still talks in a baby voice!" "I am dreading listening to my sister-in-law complain about how hard her life is because she has to work part time." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What instantly ticks you off?? "Parenting tips from my sister-in-law!" "When someone says "settle down"." "When my husband says my sister looks like she's gaining weight!" "It's sets me off in two seconds when my boyfriend slurps with every bite of cereal!!" "My ex-husband. He's so annoying!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Does the father of the child have a right to be in the delivery room? Lisa wants to kick everyone out! Her husband has offered a fair trade, but she's having none of his nerdy ideas!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.