Crisco, Dez & Wes

What's something you did that's totally out of character for you?? "I got paid to strip at a bachelor party once." "I had a heart tattooed between my ta-tas with the word 'Score' in it." "Had a midlife crisis and slept with somebody I met while delivering a DoorDash to him"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What odd or unexplainable fascination do you have?! "I'm weirdly obsessed with two people who had an affair at my church." "I am fascinated with the disappearance of flight MH370 the Malaysian plane that disappeared into thin air." "I've always been fascinated and obsessed with acne removal. On my friends and family, watching it on YouTube, all of it. From small ones to surgery videos.... yes please!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Roy's in a bit of a predicament and now has a major dilemma in his life. He was stabbed in the back by his family and now his family's asking him to have their back in a very crucial time!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What can't you give up no matter how hard you try?? "Coffee… every morning. I can't even do the math on it because I'd probably be able to afford a dream vacation from what I've spent in last 12 years." "My ex. The unicorn is so good!" "Trying to make a baby." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We take a look at how far technology truly has come over the years and Crisco & Pidge show signs of that maybe they are capable of maturing. Maybe!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Annie just realized WHY her co-worker asked her to be a bridesmaid!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What will you always deny for the rest of your life?! "That I hooked up with a guy on Craigslist." "I will always deny that I had unicorn with my older half brother. Did not know we were brothers until his sister did a DNA test." "That I took my cousin to prom 🤣" "I'm in love with a coworker." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

As we prepare for a possible 20+ inches of snow over the next two days, there's a certain angst and tension that's beginning to fill the air around here. Plus, it's amazing how much the human body can transform in just 30 years. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Nina tried to test the strength of her marriage and it backfired big time! How does she dig her way out of this one?!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What are you oddly obsessed with right now?! "Kirill Kaprizov. Love that guy!" "I'm currently down a rabbit hole of trying to plan an ADULT only Disney World trip." "Developed an obsession for men's cologne recently. I Bought 45 bottles in the last 4 months. Expensive fix... lol!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Months back Dani called into the show during our weekly segment "Write Us a Song Mr. Crisco Man" asking Crisco to write her a song. She and her husband were having a little trouble trying to accomplish something they'd been working on for a while. So, Crisco agreed to write Dani a song and she returns to the show to let us know if it helped.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dez and her family went to their first ever Monster Jam and apparently it had quite a profound effect on her kids. Crisco and Pidge thought they discovered a brilliant new life hack, their awesome new "life hack" ended with them getting hustled and Pidge's bank account possibly literally hacked. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What would you like to unlearn about Mom & Dad?! "I just found out they inherited just under $1,000,000 from my grandpa & gave my brother & I $500." "I found out my parents loved role play. I can't even look them in the eye anymore." "The drawer full of adult toys in the nightstand. I was just trying to find the spare truck key, my dad told me it was in the nightstand drawer but not which nightstand. I picked the wrong nightstand!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Lucy’s husband has a secret. Is this the kind of secret you want to find out about ahead of time or when he’s on stage in front of every body?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What does everyone do but won’t admit?! "Put the Q-Tips on my lips after cleaning my ear to see if it is dry, moist, or wet. Husband hated it... now he does the same thing!" "I'm ashamed but... pee in the pool." "Pick your nose while driving." "Going slow in the fast lane just to annoy people. #Secrets"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco is looking to shake things up and get a new hairstyle. We posted pictures on our Facebook page of Crisco with all sorts of different haircuts and want our listeners to go on there and pick his new hairdo! We also discuss the man who recently won the $2 billion dollar lottery, his name was finally released and Dez is completely lost.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What makes you super jealous?! "I'm jealous that my husband gets all of the... you know whats, and that he doesn't realize that I fake EVERY! SINGLE! ONE!" "I am super jealous those in a open relationship and have open communication." "Skinny B's ; )" "I'm jealous of those that are able to retire early, or at all!" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

David’s family has screwed him over in the past, but now is his chance to right the wrong! But at what cost?!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Game shows are not all fun and games! A certain gentleman learned that the hard way. And poor Ryan is just surrounded by three basket cases!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What's the most awkward thing you do?? "At the fair I was waiting for my cheese curds and someone got the big bucket and I said to the girl next to me "CHEESE-US CHRIST, am I right?" No laugh. Nothing. And then I just had to awkwardly stand by her after." "I make morbid jokes and catch people off guard. At my brothers wake, a lady that came through was like "you look like someone I know who is it?" and I said, "is it the dead guy in the casket over there?" When she said no, I was mortified..." "Awkward secret... getting caught by my employee rubbing a magazine perfume sample on myself." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Denise is living her dream fantasy with this new guy but is he just playing her and she’s not seeing what he’s really up to?! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ryan got to visit our favorite alpaca farm with his sister last week. And of all days to find out, Valentine's Day, Ryan finds out he's a homewrecker!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Do honeymoons always have to be just the two of you?! Lauren’s fiancé wants to add a third! And maybe two more! Is that just a “vacation?”See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What do you have hidden away somewhere?! "Special" photos in my "hidden" album on my phone." "I have a cream cheese danish hidden in the beer fridge : )" I bought a certain toy for my girlfriend, but I'm to afraid to give it too her." "Chocolate! It's always chocolate!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Thank goodness for all of us Ryan's back! That said, somehow this episode still managed to go off the rails for just a second. Luckily, our steady captain got us back on track though!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What's the biggest lie you've ever told?! "That I went to the gym, but in reality I went to get buffet takeout, then felt guilty so I ate it in the gym parking lot lol." "For 45 years I told the world I was straight. Not telling that lie anymore and much happier." "I say I'm going to in person meetings when I'm actually going to therapy."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Is Ben a jealous boyfriend or is he justified?? You have to hear what his girlfriend still has from her ex-husband.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Why was there no second date?? "Wanted me to co-sign a loan for a motorcycle after the first date. Yep see ya!" "At 36 he still lives with his parents, has never had a long-term relationship, so he lied about it, came on way too strong, and got very handzy!" "Why was there no second date? Because I can never get a first date, seriously, I'm in my 30's and have never been on a date!"See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Modern technology continues to improve and amaze us all! Whether it's scientist or TikTok creators inventing this stuff, it's stuff we can all use! And Dez got lost again... You'll never guess where she ended up.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie saw some things she wasn’t supposed to see and now she doesn’t know what to do with this information. Does she keep her mouth shut or ruin a relationship?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What keeps you up at night?? "Wondering if he's going to cheat on me. Then my next thought is about my ex and wondering what might have been." "I have to pee at least three times..." "I'm 24 and I have no idea what I want to do with my life. Zero. Keeps me up." "A.I. taking over the world." "What keeps me up at night? Mostly beer and unicorn. We have a lot of fun." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crisco asks a very intriguing question that leads to a major debate. Definitely give us your thoughts! Plus, we continue to hear incredible stories from listeners sharing their experience with Secondhand Hounds. Crisco shares a text he got from a listener that really touched him. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Nikki is being sued by somebody she never imagined would do that. But wait until you hear what it’s over!!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What do you do regularly that you could never tell your family?? "I swing undercover on the side. Hotel take over!" "Sleeping with a married man. My family would disown me if they knew." "I have been dating my former boss for 2 years."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What opportunity are you glad you passed on?! "My high school boyfriend went on to kill his wife. Glad I broke up with him!" "Marrying my kids father." "Proposing to my then girlfriend. It's a good thing because she ended up cheating on me and leaving to go work at Disneyland." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This "hole" podcast is just ridiculous! It starts off with a Maury monkey story and just goes off the rails from there. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Morgan and her husband can’t get pregnant and the only person offer ing help is the last person she’d ever want to ask anything from!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We talk more embarrassing moments kids have caused their parents and D.I.Y. projects you should NOT do by yourself! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What did your midlife crisis make you do?? "Bought a convertible and got a tramp stamp!" "A random guy I was chatting with invited me back to his room... & I said yes. It was awesome, but I'm married." "I am my husband's midlife crisis. I was 28 and he was 40 when we got married. Our second son was born when he was 46!" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What's the hardest decision you've ever had to make?? "Cut my toxic mom out my life. It's been 4 years no regrets!" "Leaving a job that I loved in order to make someone else happy. Regret it every day." "Breaking up with my "one that got away." "Ending life support for my mother."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We asked people how much money they have in their savings account, and this is just one of the many reasons we know we have the best listeners, they shared their personal information without hesitation! Plus, someone just stole the title of "nerdiest car" right from under Crisco's nose. Who could it possible be?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What makes you weak in the knees?! "Bare ankles in shoes with no socks on women. When I see a woman I look at their face, then to see if their ankles are exposed." "My new online dating match calling me Sunshine!" and then finally, umm... "Cowboy Crisco makes me weak in the knees." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Maria’s son did something so bad that she had to ground him for an entire year! But now her husband is starting to be a little lenient on his punishment! Can she back down?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dez has been coming up with all sorts of brilliant inventions lately, now she has a brand new type of hat she wants to make! Yet again Crisco's paying for a subscription he doesn't need and won't use and wait ill you hear what somebody used to eat growing up because their parents made them think it was totally normal!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What’s the weird thing your family did that everyone thought was normal!? "My dad insisted on buying Hellman's mayo every trip to the grocery, always claiming it was "on sale." I counted once and we had 12 jars stocked away in the cabinet!" "Mixed cottage cheese and apple sauce. Best. Thing. Ever! Apparently, not socially acceptable." "I had to ask permission to eat anything. Still do as an adult visiting my parents." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Theresa’s date just shared some REALLY personal information that has her wondering if he shared too much and is he nothing but trouble!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The future of tipping is uncertain and already starting to change in some businesses. Plus, after years of Dez getting in trouble by Taylor, Dez finally gets the chance to give Taylor a taste of his own medicine!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Becca could get fired for having a relationship at work! She’s got a couple of options to save her job but they are all lies!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What big decision did you make and then instantly regret?! "Going back to my old job... I cringe daily with regret!" "Ghosting my rich baby daddy who wanted to get back together, so I could get good unicorn from a bum." "Buying a time share. Need I say more?" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We pay our final respects to Joe Burrow and the Cincinatti Bengals. Unfortunately, we won't be seeing them play for a while. Pidge joins Dez and Crisco in a certain club that most adults probably don't want to be in and Dez finally does something she's been putting off for over a month. You'll be blown away at what it is!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.