Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Today’s Phone Tap victim was faced with two choices: either lie for a customer on the phone or bust him in front of his wife. Hear the uncomfortable conversation in the podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today's Phone Tap victim is getting a call from Jeff, posing as the new guy in the office....He's worried he's about to get fired and is DESPERATE for her help.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A listener asked us to prank his roommate who keeps bringing girls from Tinder to their apartment. So we’re calling from Tinder HQ to go over his hookup history!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of our listeners emailed us and said her husband FORGOT her birthday, and she thought the best way to get back at him was to have Brooke Phone Tap him pretending to be his dentist!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jose is posing as Piano teacher “Peter Pianist” and the mother of his new student is going to quickly find out just what makes his teachings so expensive.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Getting back in the dating game is tough, but it's even harder when your first match is “Steady Eddie” and he’s eager to introduce you to his friends, too.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim mistakenly clicked a box when buying a vacation package and now our intrusive “Live Weather Updates” are going to dominate her entire holiday getaway.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jose's calling a guy with a new car to tell him there’s been a factory issue with his glove box and he should be careful or it might explode!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We got an email from an orthodontist asking us to Phone Tap his new receptionist. We guarantee she’s never had a call as bizarre and uncomfortable as Jeffrey and his demanding patient requests...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently got a noise complaint in her own apartment for being loud while watching the Bachelor. We heard what she said and she’s not gonna like what Jeff has to say about it...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brooke's calling a teacher in charge of breaking a 3-way tie for school valedictorian and she's making a case for our candidate – “K-Job!”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim wants to hire a magician for their kid’s birthday party, but “AlacaSAM” recently broke up with his assistant/girlfriend and performing makes him emotional.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today’s Phone Tap Jeff pretends to be a landlord who's offering a free month of rent to any tenant that can complete his scavenger hunt! They’re not gonna like what that entails though…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is in charge of hiring the DJ for her child’s school dance, and we’re bringing her Germany’s finest tune spinner “Hans!"See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re calling the manager of an ice cream store and telling her somehow, someway, we’ve gotten our tongue stuck to the frozen granite and we need assistance.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re calling an interior designer for a quote on our home, but does she design trap doors? Because that’s our top priority!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brooke's calling a woman with a tree house in her backyard, and because the branches reach over city property she's entitled to renting it out whenever she wants!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jeff calls a sporting goods store to report an issue with some "ill-fitting equipment," if you know what we mean.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's finally here...The countdown for the Top 10 Phone Taps of Christmas has reached #1... This is THE BEST Phone Tap of the year....and it all starts in a sandwich shop, where an employee is about to find himself in a very bizarre situation...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We've reached #2 on our countdown... And this spot was well deserved... It's Jose posing as a heavy metal rock station DJ, the one and only... Loco Larry!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

80 year-old Alan Winterbottom is back for a Phone Tap today and he’s calling someone who donated to a local senior center to thank him with a very intrusive and exclusive offer!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We need a last minute babysitter so we’re seeing if today’s Phone Tap victim is willing to commute out to Valhalla to help us!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jeff's catching a cheater in today’s Phone Tap and using his favorite game show in order to lure him into a false sense of security.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re calling a Trophy Store and seeing how many awards with ridiculous names we can get commissioned before the manager hangs up on us!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jose’s turning into an investigative reporter and looking into some unsavory accusations happening at a local fitness center…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We call an art museum worker whose boss is out of town, to confirm some details for the huge motocross stunt we’ve planned in the sculpture garden that she has no idea about!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What if before you could purchase anything you had to verify that you weren’t a robot, but over the phone? Today’s Phone Tap victim is the newest test subject of our brand new Human Verification System...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're kicking off the countdown of the Top 10 Phone Taps of 2022 with Brooke and Jose teaming up to give someone the worst customer service experience of their life!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brooke is posing as a high school vice principal and is calling a mother to accuse her son of plotting some of the NICEST pranks we’ve ever seen!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Young Jeffrey’s character “Timid Benjamin” is back! And today, he's attempting to book a surprise birthday party... For himself!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently had their bike stolen, and that’s why Murder Mystery Podcast host Jose is going starting his investigation right away!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has never met his daughter’s new boyfriend and that’s benefitting us because we’re going to introduce him to Jose, a bonafide “Yump Hunter.”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jeffrey's calling from a retirement home and telling a woman that her grandfather is starting an uprising amongst the senior citizens. We won’t meet his demands for more pudding, but we will do a Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is about to learn his new landlord is a huge big-time conspiracy theorist. Get your tinfoil hat ready for your Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, Jeff's offering a brand new upgrade to a popular streaming service. It’s complimentary, comprehensive and a cacophony. Introducing: Disney Plus Plus!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brooke and Jeff are teaming up for a dual Phone Tap! Their victim is anxious for his scheduled dental cleaning and they’re looking to turn his anxiety up to an 11!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brooke is calling a new employee, and she's ready to be the COOL BOSS! She's confident that she's the funniest person in the office and can prove it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently went commando under his kilt at a Renaissance Fair and so we’re calling to let him know that kind of behavior is gonna end you up with some medieval style punishment!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Brooke is calling an elementary school teacher to beef with his curriculum. Most notably: he’s teaching the kids to whistle and she’s NOT happy about it…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we call a long-time nanny while she’s on vacation and introduce her to her clueless, unskilled and dangerous replacement: ALEXIS!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

“Rolando” is back for a new Phone Tap and he’s working customer service at a car dealership! But for once, his flirtatiousness isn’t what’s getting him in trouble today…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to make sure the cake arrives for his 5 year-old’s birthday party but Jeff's making sure he thinks something went horribly, horribly wrong, instead!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to get his car back from the shop, but Jose thinks his car horn is slightly off by .01% so we’re gonna need to keep it indefinitely!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been tapped to star in a commercial for a cruise liner! That is, as long as she’s okay with us sharing the hidden camera footage we got of her and her husband…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Jeff's posing as a last-minute replacement wedding photographer and he's about to make a bride’s life a nightmare!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we’re calling the front desk of a hotel and getting straight to the point: Tell us what we can steal from our room or there’s gonna be trouble.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap we’re trying to convince a guy that his cable rep is an old classmate of his, and we’re ready to offer discounts in exchange for hanging out with us!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim always gets hit on by cougars at his restaurant job, so today Brooke is calling as a flirtatious forty-something who has her eyes on something OFF the menu, if you know what we mean…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap we’re calling a guy to tell him his house is a historical landmark and he can’t ever renovate it because a famous person once used his toilet!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you ever think to make a noise complaint about your neighbors, just make sure the officer responding is NOTHING like Jose… because it might go the same way as your brand new Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.