Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been planning a huge corporate party for weeks and with just days to go, Brooke's calling to tell her with balloons in the news, it’s now ILLEGAL to have any at her party.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One woman thinks she’s jumping back into the dating pool but we have “Timid Benjamin” waiting for her and his flair for romance is… concerning.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you think you can wander around Costco eating all the “free” samples you want and Brooke's not gonna track you down and scold you, you’re wrong!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has suffered at the hands of late pizza delivery repeatedly, so today we're piling on and calling him with one of the worst delivery updates he could ever hope to hear!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, Jeffrey calls a restaurant to set up some sultry and suggestive arrangements for his anniversary dinner!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The guy in today’s new Phone Tap reacted in a way we never expected him to, and you gotta hear how Brooke handled it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A guy named Rex decided to set up his buddy for a Phone Tap by stealing his prized basketball jersey, and now Jeff's calling, he has it and doesn't plan on giving it back!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim admitted to his wife that he maybe, one time, visited a spicy website... and Alexis is gonna make him regret he ever told her...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today’s Phone Tap we’re calling a customer directly and telling them, “We saw you shopping at a different grocery store and we’re taking it as an extreme betrayal!”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of our listeners found out his buddy naps on the job at work and we’re using that information to put him in the most uncomfortable situation he’s even been in.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Since it’s Valentine’s Day we wanted to do something special and we’re calling a Day Spa to book a last minute reservation for an inexperienced type of client.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks he booked a quiet, peaceful Airbnb for a vacation but Brooke's calling as the owner of this house to tell him all about the horrifying, victorian dolls she left displayed on every inch of it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently called an exterminator for a cockroach infestation, but now the city has gotten involved and Jose's calling to say there’s nothing he can do about it, these bugs are a protected species!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim goes to the same restaurant for their anniversary every year, but this year things are changing… We’re going FOODLESS and they get to be the first customers to try it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim frequently uses Hot Yoga to get her exercise and today Brooke's telling her that she’s getting moved from the “normie” class into the yoga group for only the hottest of hot!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Airlines have been trying to find any way they can to save money recently, and today’s Phone Tap victim is getting the brunt of that when Jeff downgrades their seats from Economy to something even lower!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Every good restaurant needs a jingle, and lucky for today’s Phone Tap victim, we have the guy who created the “WHOPPER WHOPPER” jingle working on a new tune for his pizza shop!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brooke's calling a woman and telling her she won an island vacation to the Caribbean, just as long as she ditches her boyfriend for a beach full of hot singles.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The guy we’re Phone Tapping has a new smart watch fitness tracker and what he doesn’t know is it includes a FREE UPGRADE with a special Brooke & Jeffrey AI to motivate him!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is getting some GOOD NEWS courtesy of Jose calling from her cable company! She’s been such a loyal customer, we’re gonna load her up with the worst channels to ever grace the airwaves.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A listener asked us to prank her brother after he sent their Grandpa’s old knick knacks to be appraised by an antiques dealer...And he’s about to learn some NEW THINGS about his PeePaw he never wanted to hear.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jeff's calling a guy and telling him he’s been paying rent ON-TIME for far too long. As his landlord, he would love if he could pay rent late so he could collect fees. Should be an easy ask right?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is hiring for a chef at a retirement community, and instead of a well-trained master of cuisine, we’re sending her “Stoner Max” with some genius new food ideas.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Working from home might be nice for some, but for today’s Phone Tap victim, Brooke's gonna be moving into his house to make sure he’s ACTUALLY working hard.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jeff calls a guy who is selling a stereo on Facebook Marketplace... He's shown up at his place while he’s not home to demand he sell it to him, NOW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Jose call a guy who lives in a tall apartment building to tell him he's been caught SNOOPING on his neighbors with bincoulars and now it’s time he gets a taste of his own medicine.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently matched with a doctor on a dating app, and Jeff's stepping in to be that flirty doctor… but, at the moment his hands might be full with an active surgery!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim knows her child’s teacher is out on maternity leave, so Jeff's going to pretend to be the new sub with the downright weirdest teaching style you’ve ever heard!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is waiting for an inspector to call him and give him the green light to buy a home, but Brooke's on the other line instead and his new ROOF has some BIG issues.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim loves the public library more than any other place on earth, so we’re going to make a BIG CHANGE to Library rules that she’s going to absolutely hate!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim was faced with two choices: either lie for a customer on the phone or bust him in front of his wife. Hear the uncomfortable conversation in the podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today's Phone Tap victim is getting a call from Jeff, posing as the new guy in the office....He's worried he's about to get fired and is DESPERATE for her help.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A listener asked us to prank his roommate who keeps bringing girls from Tinder to their apartment. So we’re calling from Tinder HQ to go over his hookup history!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of our listeners emailed us and said her husband FORGOT her birthday, and she thought the best way to get back at him was to have Brooke Phone Tap him pretending to be his dentist!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jose is posing as Piano teacher “Peter Pianist” and the mother of his new student is going to quickly find out just what makes his teachings so expensive.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Getting back in the dating game is tough, but it's even harder when your first match is “Steady Eddie” and he’s eager to introduce you to his friends, too.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim mistakenly clicked a box when buying a vacation package and now our intrusive “Live Weather Updates” are going to dominate her entire holiday getaway.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jose's calling a guy with a new car to tell him there’s been a factory issue with his glove box and he should be careful or it might explode!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We got an email from an orthodontist asking us to Phone Tap his new receptionist. We guarantee she’s never had a call as bizarre and uncomfortable as Jeffrey and his demanding patient requests...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently got a noise complaint in her own apartment for being loud while watching the Bachelor. We heard what she said and she’s not gonna like what Jeff has to say about it...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brooke's calling a teacher in charge of breaking a 3-way tie for school valedictorian and she's making a case for our candidate – “K-Job!”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim wants to hire a magician for their kid’s birthday party, but “AlacaSAM” recently broke up with his assistant/girlfriend and performing makes him emotional.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today’s Phone Tap Jeff pretends to be a landlord who's offering a free month of rent to any tenant that can complete his scavenger hunt! They’re not gonna like what that entails though…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is in charge of hiring the DJ for her child’s school dance, and we’re bringing her Germany’s finest tune spinner “Hans!"See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re calling the manager of an ice cream store and telling her somehow, someway, we’ve gotten our tongue stuck to the frozen granite and we need assistance.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re calling an interior designer for a quote on our home, but does she design trap doors? Because that’s our top priority!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brooke's calling a woman with a tree house in her backyard, and because the branches reach over city property she's entitled to renting it out whenever she wants!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jeff calls a sporting goods store to report an issue with some "ill-fitting equipment," if you know what we mean.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's finally here...The countdown for the Top 10 Phone Taps of Christmas has reached #1... This is THE BEST Phone Tap of the year....and it all starts in a sandwich shop, where an employee is about to find himself in a very bizarre situation...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We've reached #2 on our countdown... And this spot was well deserved... It's Jose posing as a heavy metal rock station DJ, the one and only... Loco Larry!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.