Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

In your Phone Tap, we’ll see how far a woman will go for her first grader, even if it means impersonating a world famous celebrity!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has worked at a department store for over 20 years, and Jeff's looking to set him up with a return scenario that he could still never be prepared for...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re awarding a newly engaged guy with a completely free wedding! The only catch is it HAS to happen at 7-Eleven… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We set up a fake dating profile and told any guy who matched they’d have to take a lie detector if they wanted to meet! We got dozens of responses and the first guy to sign up got a Phone Tap instead! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brooke calls a woman with an elderly grandfather to tell her that’s he so popular around the retirement home, he’s earned the nickname “Hammerhead Ned!”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap Jeff calls an elementary school teacher overseeing the science fair to clue her in on what’s sure to be the most inappropriate presentation the school has ever seen!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Clover, the ex-special ops soldier is starting a new job at a small bakery, and his mission: classified. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim signed up online for dance lessons, so we’re giving her exactly that, ONLINE dance lessons… whether she likes it or not!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been FED UP with the changes corporate has been making at her job, so before she snaps, Brooke's calling with ONE MORE change just for her…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bed Bath and Beyond is going out of business but before they do we’re offering today’s Phone Tap victim the DEAL of a LIFETIME, as long as they can stay on the phone with Jose!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A listener wants us to prank his best man, so we’re splitting those best man duties in the worst way possible! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim manages a botanical garden, and Jeff's a new hire who's snuck in on off hours to get some extra work in. But she’ll quickly learn he's put his green thumb exactly where it should never go!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What happens when your grocery delivery is late, but your shopper is a 92 year old man? Can you still get mad? We’ll find out in your brand new Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently had dental surgery and we’re calling to tell her that while she was under anesthesia, she might have shared some compromising and embarrassing things to her dentist!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You’ve heard of “paying it forward” but in today’s Phone Tap we’re calling a dry cleaning customer and letting her know she’s the lucky person who gets to pay it backward!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is in charge of booking a venue for their parent’s 50th wedding anniversary, and Jeff's calling at the last second to bump them for a Cat Bah Mitzvah!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is in her first week of a new job as a pharmacy tech and Jeff has a new phobia she’s never heard of that needs treatment STAT!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re calling the concierge of a hotel who said she would help us with ANYTHING we needed during our stay… and we’re going to put that offer to the test…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been complaining about potholes in the city for weeks and he's finally getting a response from them, because we’ve put our best man on it, Jose!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap Jeff calls a woman and accuses her of STEALING from her own grandmother! Puzzle pieces don’t just go missing out of nowhere!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re playing with fire today because we’re Phone Tapping a bride just days before her wedding and adding Alexis to her husband’s bridal party at the last minute!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Back by unpopular demand, Brooke’s most divisive Phone Tap character “Marla” is on the phone today, and she’s running the customer service desk at a bank!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls a bakery owner to tell her a very honorable international guest is visiting her store later and things are about to get VERY uncomfortable for all of her customers.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim was set up by his coworker and now Brooke's calling to tell him she'll be monitoring all the time he spends in the bathroom at work from here on out.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wedding Season is just around the corner and for today’s Phone Tap we’re seeing if an officiant is up for overseeing BOTH of Jose’s weddings this summer… That’s right, BOTH!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There’s no sleep in the Phone Tap game! Jose's calling the manager of a pet hotel on his day off and letting him know he let the most menacing dog in the yard loose in the hotel!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jeff's calling a woman and telling her that she has to give up her 3rd row Kevin Hart tickets because her husband just isn’t handsome enough for Netflix!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, we have Brooke play an upset mother whose calling a strip mall security office and she’s got a HUGE problem with an obscene water fountain.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Customer service calls are soooo dull these days. It’s time we add some sensuality to the tech support industry and we’re doing it in a brand new Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nothing is worse than someone giving you unsolicited baby name suggestions. We’re doing exactly that in today’s Phone Tap when Jose calls up a complete stranger with some of his best ideas!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Brooke's introducing a new HR system where employees can RAT on their coworkers for bonuses. Shouldn’t cause any trouble, right?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Jeff's Phone Tapping a restaurant employee in charge while his boss is out and he wants to make the most uncomfortable, and cringe-inducing announcement with their help!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim works at a pet store and while some weird customers have been coming in recently, she’s getting the weirdest one yet when Jose calls with some in-depth questions about her toads…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks he’s been assigned to work on a school fundraiser with another parent, and he’s going to meet our own Brooke Fox who has some exciting ways make money involving their kids!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks he’s having a state-of-the-art security system installed while he’s at work, but we sent Jose over to rig his place with Home Alone-style booby traps instead! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is a finalist for appearing on Love Island but before that, Jeff's got him a spot on DAD BOD ISLAND.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Jeff's calling a restaurant employee running the store while his manager is out for the day and he has a customer complaint that we GUARANTEE he’s never ever heard before.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s Girl Scout cookie season and today Brooke's Phone Tapping the mother of one girl scout with some bizarre ways to send her daughter’s sales through the roof!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jose's starting a new business eating all the cake leftover from office birthday parties. It’s a dirty job but somebody’s got to do it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has been complaining to her property manager about a neighbor’s barking dog, so today Jeff's confronting her as the OWNER of the dog, and he's NOT HAPPY…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim was a little “over-served” at a wedding recently and doesn’t remember her entire night… but lucky for her “Steady Eddie” was there and he’s ready to remind her of their blossoming romance!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is selling his home and while he has a realtor in mind already, Jeff's gonna see if he can bully the guy off the listing with some ol’ fashioned TOUGH TALK.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The woman we’re Phone Tapping has been fed up with new corporate policies for a while now and today Brooke's calling to install even more ridiculous rules and regulations about TURTLENECKS of all things…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim has a legit reason to complain about how she was treated at a coffee shop recently, but instead of hearing her out, Jeff's setting the Passive-Aggressive meter at 15!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim runs beauty pageants and we’re gonna test her morals and see if we can influence her and RIG the competition in our favor!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is normally very level-headed so Jeff's gonna push him to the limit when he tells him he DETAINED his grandmother! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Customer service calls are always so boring, which is why in today’s Phone Tap Jose's spicing it up and asking all the intrusive questions about their ex that he can! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim backed out of chaperoning a school field trip at the last minute, so were calling and having Jose let her know all the ways that adventure went wrong in the worst ways! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you knew your food delivery was coming via an 80-year old man would it make you question everything? Don’t worry, we made it happen to one of our Phone Tap victims so you don’t even have to worry about it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today’s Phone Tap, Jeff calls a guy who’s out of town for a week to let him know his neighbors have totally failed as house-sitters... And now his place is being turned into a SMASH ZONE!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.