Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

We’re calling from Netflix and our Depression Algorithm has found someone who might be having a rough time, so we’ve prescribed them a “Theraflix” to help!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Jose call a guy who lives in a tall apartment building to tell him he's been caught SNOOPING on his neighbors with binoculars and now it’s time he gets a taste of his own medicine.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim was faced with two choices: either lie for a customer on the phone or bust him in front of his wife!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim loves the public library more than any other place on earth, so Jeff's going to make a BIG CHANGE to Library rules that she’s going to absolutely hate!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re calling a guy who is skeptical about his neighbors and letting him know their grocery delivery might have some clues to their strange behavior…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Young Jeffrey is taking a gentler and sillier approach to today’s Phone Tap when he calls a woman about her son’s reading progress in school.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we’re introducing a new fad diet courtesy of a MAJOR A-List celebrity… the catch is you can only eat 15 seconds at a time…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap we’re calling a soon-to-be new dad and asking him if he’s alright if we gamble on the birth of his new baby. We’ve got some money to win!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim just hopped back in the dating pool and we’re going to pull out our full roster of weirdos and creeps to welcome her back!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, we call a long-time nanny while she’s on vacation and introduce her to her clueless, unskilled and dangerous replacement: ALEXIS!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

“Rolando” is back for a Phone Tap and he’s working customer service at a car dealership! But for once, his flirtatiousness isn’t what’s getting him in trouble today…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Brooke is calling an elementary school teacher to beef with his curriculum. Most notably: he’s teaching the kids to whistle and she’s NOT happy about it…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jeffrey calls a youth football coach after parents complained the sport was too dangerous and aggressive... He has some new rules that are safe and kid-friendly that he's sure the coach will love!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today's Phone Tap Victim is about to find out her NEW beauty products have the WORST side effects of all time...Hopefully she hasn't used them yet.....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap Jose's calling a woman whose fiancé’s bachelor party is this weekend and trying to scare her via the mundane ways he’s gonna be chilling with his boys.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re using 80 year old Alan Winterbottom to catch a cheater and let today’s Phone Tap victim know his stuff will be out on the front lawn when he gets home! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Brooke's catching a guy in a white lie over why he skipped his high school reunion, and she's going to EXPOSE him for it.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brooke is gonna do her best to get under the skin of today’s Phone Tap victim simply by giving him directions in the mot annoying way possible!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls a guy and tells him he’s the perfect candidate for our new reality show. The catch: It’s not so much of a show as a bank robbery.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Jose's calling as a job reference for a woman, and although he wants to answer all the interviewer’s questions, he's drowning in NDA’s! Sorry bout that…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Many online retailers have fraud protection against thieves. But what about fraud protection against bad cooks? Brooke's investigating today’s Phone Tap victim for crimes against cooking!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim just put in his two weeks notice at a pizza place but before he can leave we want to see if he’ll deliver to the most bizarre person on earth with no questions asked. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is desperate to hire anyone for an open position at her company. With that in mind Jose's going to make sure she has the strangest phone interview ever!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, we’re going to see if Brooke can convince a paralegal to take on the dumbest lawsuit we could think of!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is transferring to a new branch at work, and Brooke's letting him know he better learn his modern slang because his new office is thick with ZOOMERS.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Jeff's calling a woman and telling her that her husband might have been up to something SPICY the night she left a neighborhood party earlier than he did… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

TV News reporter ED DANIELS is back for a brand new Phone Tap and he’s ready to go LIVE with surprising allegations at a moment’s notice! Hear his new investigative SCANDAL in the podcast!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you were double charged on a big purchase, would you cause a fuss with customer service? Or would you set your wife up for a Phone Tap instead?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Jeff's Phone Tapping a teacher who just started dating another faculty member and the only one who knows is her sister… until she shared that information with us!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim recently signed up for some life coaching and before his real life coach can contact him, Brooke is going to Phone Tap him and convince him that selling candy is his life’s calling.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jose is calling up a guy’s girlfriend to say “You might not know me, but I’m your boyfriend's BEST FRIEND.” Will she accept him or reject his friendship in an all new Phone Tap?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Brooke is calling an auto body shop and she’s not going to be taken advantage of just because she’s a woman. In fact she’s the most knowledgeable car owner of ALL TIME!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What 60th birthday present do you get for the best mom ever? How about an original dubstep song from the worst DJ on planet earth.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap we’re calling a guy and convincing him that HE has been the one prank calling us, and we’re not gonna stand for it any longer!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jose is posing an IT specialist who is on his last straw before finally quitting and he’s just begging for today’s Phone Tap victim to give him a good reason.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Brooke calls a guy who signed up for therapy for the first time, and she's about to make his first session a lot more interesting than he expected....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls someone planning a big surprise party to let them know he's screwed up the entire balloon situation for them. WHOOPS!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We tried to make today’s Phone Tap victim uncomfortable before a tinder date with “Clover” but Jose got a little thrown off when she got TURNED ON instead..See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Don’t you hate when you forget to cancel a free trial before they charge your card? Today’s Phone Tap victim is one of those people and Jeff's gonna ruin their streaming for the next 30 years because of it.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is expecting a call from HR any day now after security caught him hooking up in a work stairwell, but before the real HR gets to him, Brooke's gonna call first to let him know about all the other canoodling going on around the office.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Jeff's calling a toy store with a complaint that one of their children’s dolls has been making some lewd and inflammatory remarks and he needs a refund!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brooke is attempting to set the record for the LEAST helpful customer service call of all time and it all starts with a simple survey.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What do you do when your coworker says he’s bored and is thinking about quitting? Set him up for a Phone Tap!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Someone found a lost cat and Jeffrey is ready to claim ownership as long as the woman can get rid of the awful curse possessing it! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is currently on vacation and we’re about to banish him from his hotel for stealing BREAKFAST foods!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is putting on a charity auction but she isn’t going to meet her master of ceremonies until the last minute, when she gets a phone tap from Timid Benjamin…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim just wants to resolve a tiny dispute with his bank but unlucky for him, JOSE is his customer service rep and concentration is not his strong suit…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Jeff calls a guy awaiting genealogy results and let him know he’s related to one of the most INFAMOUS, and despised celebs of all time… Any guesses? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In your Phone Tap, Jose is helping a virtual worker meet her company’s fitness initiative by becoming the world’s first COUCH COACH. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim just started her first office job so before she starts Brooke's calling from the company and letting her know… there WILL be TEARS…See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.